I'm really fucking gay for my twink-esque best friend and

Stealth feed him hormones and make him your waifu

I'm in the same boat anon. There's nothing I want more than to marry my best friend and have a long happy life together but she only likes big tall muscley men and I'm a skinny 5'8" female

>>8391144
Maybe you can find a guy she likes who doesn't feel competition with you and is happy letting you two mess around as long as you're his second gf?

>>8391136
Tbh I was so infatuated at one point when I saw that thread that I thought about it.

>>8391152
Neither of us like poly and I'm a lesbian so that wouldn't work. I just want to wife her, or get over her if I can't.

>>8391159
>when I saw that thread
>implying it's only been one thread

>>8391164
I only saw one thread. But I really couldn't and have a clean conscience.

>>8391163
I can feel for ya my dude.

>>8391163
Stealth feed yourself hormones and make her your waifu

>>8391216
thanks anon.

>>8391228
thanks for the laugh but nah, I like being a woman.

>>8391117
>genuinely nice, feminine, and caring person
>he's straight
DOES NOT COMPUTE

He just doesn't know he likes it in the pooper yet.
You should teach him.

>>8391159
absoolute madman

>>8391117
>but he's straight
what makes you so sure of that
repression is a thing you know
maybe he secretly wants a bf...

>>8391348
If so then idk how to make him come out. He knows I'm bi and I've had 2 boyfriends.

I sometimes just awkwardly stare and shit. Now I can't stop sometimes and I think he notices because I breathe really heavy and get a sexy voice accidentally.