>tfw you will never go back to 2010 and transition before

>tfw you will never go back to 1992 and strangle yourself on your umbilical cord

>tfw you will never go back to 2002 and cut your 2002 you's testicles off before they can do any critical damage

>>8361141
Protip: Use a burdizzo so you don't bleed to death

>>8361148
noted to my future time machine-constructing self

>>8361157
also injectable lidocaine is the shit.

>>8361159
right

>>8361148
Realistically the easiest way to remove your testicles is to purchase a 3D printer, then build the opensource 6-axis Thor arm.
Program it to do the surgery and voila no more balls and it's perfectly safe (maybe lol)

>>8361123
I know exactly how you feel. I could've came out anytime in my teens, but no I repressed and waited until I got fucked over by T.

> tfw you can't go back to 2000 and inform your past self about asexuality

>>8361123
Too late to change the past, so you might as well stop whining and make the best future you can.

>>8362493
oh look, we have an adult here

>>8361123
For me to transition before it was too late would need to be like in the early 2000s because I'm almost 30.

>>8362725
they would've gatekeeped the fuck out of you if that makes you feel any better

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>>8361133
I tried that, would not recommend, now I have to walk with a crutch due to the brain damage and keep getting compared to House, MD.

>>8362782
This picture makes me sad every time. Why didn't you just wear a nice dress. You could pass with just a little more effort.

>>8362345
Iktf. When did you end up transitioning? I started at 20 and haven't even failed boy mode yet.

>>8361123

These hugbox threads are made like twice per day.

FUCK OFF tranny scum.

>>8364607
>These hugbox threads are made like twice per day.
A lot of people need hugs anon.

>>8364821
Maybe if you retards would talk to me in real life I could hug you in real life too.

Instead you just turn your eyes and hope you can get home faster so you can smoke more weed.

I hate living in an isolate city filled with socially stiffed fucks who can't even communicate properly with hooch in 'em.

>tfw you finally accept your twinkhon status
>tfw you realise no-one really gives a shit about your identity and care more about the merit of your actions
>tfw you have no feel

>>8361123

>tfw I can't go back to 2004 and cut my testicles out instead of thinking I should cut my dick off

Depending on how late in 2015, my voice would have already dropped by then, and I definitely would have had chin hair regardless of when in 2015.

>>8362782
Robin you are adorable!

>>8364827
please abuse me ,daddy
hurt me good

>>8361123
>tfw you will never go back to 2010 and transition before it was too late
....God, this board makes me feel old.

>tfw you will always be a late transitioning hon
Meh. You get used to it. Besides, with enough effort I can at least look like a fat dyke which i am so.....I guess I win?
>>8364827
The fuck are you talking about? Dont drink and post, anon.

>>8365987
My post was more coherent than yours, old fuck.

>Dont (sic) drink and post, anon

Take your own advice.

>>8365996
Seriously, are you drunk? You seem kinda tipsy.

>>8365718
How old are you?

>>8365718
>Depending on how late in 2015, my voice would have already dropped by then, and I definitely would have had chin hair regardless of when in 2015.

Fuck. Not 2015, I meant 2010. I messed up because I was 15 in 2010.

>>8366215

22. I'm sure you asked because with that fucked up date I gave, it didn't make sense.