WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE I JUST WANNA

>>8361082
>git gud faggot

>HARD

uhh.. but its not hard at all.

>>8361082
how do you people have issues with this stuff?
I had never been with a man before, so i made a grindr account and got a shit load of messages and stuff.
I was a bit scared though, so hooked up with the nerdiest looking one and now hes obsessed with me, constantly texting and was kinda begging me to stay the night
Just be urself :')
also, show some pics, im a bit slutty and want to hook up with a 4channer

>>8361082
I know those feelings me and my gf are both bi but my gf only watches lesbian porn and is from down south and is very racist, asked the "whats 1 fantasy you could have question?" To which i retardedly admitted i wanted to be made a bunch of black guy's bitchboy and suck big black dicks. She Was Horrified.

>>8361119
>i wanted to be made a bunch of black guy's bitchboy and suck big black dicks.
Same tbqh phammy double whammy
But there are no black guys in the area where I live.

>>8361119
you're just one of those creepy closet fag autists who constantly makes "jokes" that are actually really cringey sexual harassment and attemps at being flirty.

>Hot guy: I just got back from the gym
>you: can I lick the sweat off your balls?
>Hot guy: What the fuck?
>you: j-just kidding!

you think you're pulling off a false pretense of "just trolling faggots" right now, but you're actually being completely honest and everyone knows it.

>>8361154
No but quite the detailed assesment i must say, i really do mean what i said, no trolling, i couldnt be more honest saying i hate rap and hip hop but seeing miley cyrus katy perry etc get blacked is a turn on cause its sexual on a cultural blacked level. Im weird i know but no troll. I have my kinks and interracial domination is part of my sexuality, for better or worse.

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>>8361109
>also, show some pics, im a bit slutty and want to hook up with a 4channer
oooof

>>8361207
i love you sam

>>8361308
w-who is this?

>>8361308
*pokes*

>>8361203
>its sexual on a cultural blacked level
kek

Americans are so fucking retarded

kys desu senpai

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>hook up with over 15 guys from grindr to get my dick sucked
>Most do it without any kind of reprocussion because I'm cute and manipulative
>Realise I want something more
It hurts

>>8361343
>>8361469

An anonymous stranger that loves you :^)

>>8362030
>being surprised that mindless fucking satisfies nothing but your desire to cum

I can't understand how you people get caught up in these traps. Do you enjoy the thought of being 30+ and alone...?

>>8361082
If you're a gay man and having trouble hooking up, it means you're ugly.

>>8362045
Because the idea of getting your dick sucked for free is pretty hard to pass up. Fuck off with your holier than thou rhetoric.

>>8362097
Time isn't free. And for all the effort you put into getting your "free BJ" you'll just end up shivering, mentally alone, and miserable like the rest of us.

Continue telling yourself it's worth it when you're alone and nobody's willing to care for you. You're too much of a faggot to an hero.

>>8362102
I don't put any effort into it apart from driving to whatever shmuck falls for it

You seem to assume it's more I can't find someone and not I just want a real boyfriend

>>8362030
...reciprocation?

Man, being cute is easy mode

>>8362116
Uups
I'm not very good at spelling words

And yeah it is, too easy.

Too many people like young insecure of their weight guys with cute eyes :( it's unfair because I just want someone who I can like back

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OP here. This is me. Pls help i need succ

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And a pic of me recently without my beard. Am i really that bad looking?

>>8362131
Try again without your facial pubes please

>>8362124
>young insecure of their weight guys with cute eyes
I'd fuck it
Have you tried anything besides grindr?

>>8362137
I've tried hornet and okCupid

Hornet is full of the same sleezes as grindr. I've made friends with maybe one person through it but neither of us wanna fuck eachother and he lives across the country anyway

OKC is full of literal beta males with near to no personality or actual aspirations and can't hold an interesting conversation

They also all feel like they'd stalk you and murder you if you got on their wrong side

>>8362131
Totally my type.
You actually look like my ex bf.

>>8362131

you look attractive, if you cant find a bf you must be a total antisocial sperg

>>8362156
Im not though. Not enough gay men around and most of the ones that are are kinda ugly

>>8362157
Move, dumbass.

So you've basically been bitching this whole thread about a problem with an obvious solution which you're just flat out ignoring?

It's like bitching about there not being any ocean views in your cabin in the middle of the woods 1000 miles from the nearest beach.
Well no fucking shit.

If you don't want to move, that's your choice and that's your fucking life. Don't fucking bitch about how hard it is when you haven't done shit to make it any better.

>>8362171
>if you don't want to abandon your support network in favor of a gamble then you don't even have le right to be unhappy

Why do you millennials pretend we can just up and ditch our careers/lives/friends just for the sake of your fee fees? Just because you ditched your mom at 20 doesn't mean moving is an impulse, monkey.

God, you people are so miserable you're making up bullshit excuses to shit on other people for also being miserable.

>>8362178
He looks pretty young in the pictures, grandpa.

>>8362178
>support network
>miserable
clearly it's not working

>>8362185
>having a support network means you're guaranteed happiness

>>8362179
Continue running from your problems with the expectation that things will look up the harder you run.

PROTIP: It's the reverse.

>>8362189
You were right, I ditched my mom and my shitty bumfuck rural town at 21 and ran to the nearest city.

But guess what? I'm a LOT happier.
I don't have OP's problem. And I'm not a delusional bitter old fag who makes worthless excuses to make myself feel better about being too much of a chicken shit to leave my mommy like you turned out to be.

>>8362035
The :^) sure doesn't make me believe that, what's your name

>>8362977
Anonymous

>>8362977
Samantha can I love you

>>8363214
No, she's mine

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>>8363215
Fight me fucker

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>>8363219
Bring it autismo

>>8363225
>Frog poster
Who are you calling autistic

>>8363248
>being on 4chan
Everybody

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>>8363264
>>8363248
>>8363225
>>8363219
>>8363215
>>8363214
>>8363210
Is this all one person or actually two?

>>8363294
2 people

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>>8363294
2

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>>8363305
>>8363296
still doubtful

can't be so bad if you like twin peaks though

>>8363335
I'm also on the other thread

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>>8363335
See Samantha, we were fated to be

>>8363348
>>8363339
>tfw used to have a crush on Sam but never pursued anything with her
oh well.

>>8363358
Heh, that's cause she's mine kiddo.
Nothing personell.

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>>8363358
>the poster count number went from 15 to 16
wot in tarnation

I sucked my first big dick this weekend. I've been on phantom sucking with my mouth open and tongue wiggling while fapping for a while now and even have a nice long pink dildo that I've nicknamed Hung Henry to practice on. It was so much fun making those gagging noises with his cock down my throat. I got to try many positions and indulged in a few in a few dirty things that I've seen in open that I've always wanted to try like hurrying my face all over his crotch like a horny teen boy motorboating a pair of tiddies. Lots of deepthroating and even a bit of aggressive throatfucking but I couldn't really take much abuse because of the gag reflex being triggered. He really enjoyed getting his cock worshipping as much as I enjoyed worshipping so I'll be getting a lot more chances to get rid of it.

>>8363528
how big?