>Be me
>khv
>straight
>no friends
>NEET
>Decide to make my home on /r9k/
>try to gwt /comfy/
>board constantly has 5+ gay threads
>decide to come to /lgbt/
Any other straight khv robots wanna talk about tfw nogf?
>>8358466
Yep, I'm a robot refugee too, LGBT is constantly shilling on r9k, cucked most of them.
>>8358473
Maybe there will be less gay and trap threads here?
>>8358466
/R9k/ has prison gay threads and /tttt/ threads daily. They advertised we came.
>Tfw no Revy gf
>>8358476
There actually is less, the traps here are more tame.
>>8358479
revy get yourself sorted pls
you've been on this board too long. I'm saying this for your own good
>>8358479
Can you uncome then? We're not advertising anymore.
>>8358466
I think those threads pushed me into becoming a tranny.
I had some issues since young but I kinda repressed most of it then the constant tranny threads made the dysphoria thing grow to stupid levels.
I still won't transition though, I will die like a proper honorable hikkikomori.
Not r9k but Im from /int/ and same their. It constantly has lgbt shilling. Most are russians
>>8358529
>I think those threads pushed me into becoming a tranny.
>I had some issues since young but I kinda repressed most of it then the constant tranny threads made the dysphoria thing grow to stupid levels.
>I still won't transition though, I will die like a proper honorable hikkikomori.
Holy shit you're literally me. I do think eventually I might cave in though since I want to die so often now.
>>8358466
if only we had some decent janitors to get rid of these lgbt threads on /r9k/
>>8359143
your welcome to come here want to talk about tfw no bf?
>>8358466
used to be "straight", now i fuck failed males in the asshole while they wear thigh highs and beg daddy for their cummies.
start lifting, newfaggot. get more hobbies, specifically in the arts (painting, music, culinary) or something practical (building, fighting, fixing shit). women will either be participants or onlookers of these activities.
there's this auto shop in my town run by an old timer that's been a townie for like 50 years. he teaches guys in their teens and 20s how to do entry level mechanic work (tires, oil, basic engine repair). high school and up aged girls almost always try to walk by the shop in the summer, since there are usually a handful of regulars covered in sweat and grime trying to teach the new kids the ropes. same thing with my local gym. women either join in or stand back and watch, but either way it'll get you used to being around women and working with your hands.
pick up a sport or instrument, and learn how to cook. i met damn near a dozen former fuckbuddies in local cooking classes too (pro tip: actually try to learn what they're teaching. women can tell if you're there just for poon).
even if none of these hobbies bring you a girl in and of themselves, the learned skills will contribute to future success.
now go out and get laid. otherwise, take some tiddie skittles and bend the fuck over.
>>8358466
kek
I'm a lesbian. We can bitch about tfwnogf together. But I'm not a khv, I had a drunken one night stand with a girl when I was 18 and it was so bad and awkward it scarred me permanently. I haven't approached a girl since.