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Puffy edition

• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

Previous thread >>8318670
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dysphoria thread
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I'm going to suck on your puffy nipples and tell everyone all about the cute little girly sounds you're going to make.
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>>8320054
Delete this!
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I will destroy what is so precious to this forum
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Fifth for Emma's delicious thighs.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13010566
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>>8320049
How do u determine who tops if shes way taller but your dick is bigger.
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How many of you had a eating disorder as a child? I didn't realize this was very common for transgendered until my psychiatrist told me.
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tfw depres

;~;
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I was going to make an op with this as the pic but then this thread was made way before that
I really fuck everything up so I am not surprised
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>>8320054
oh my...
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>>8320067
when i was in like 5th grade or middle school i was anorexic because thought i was fat and was so insecure and uncomfortable with my body
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>>8320067
Yeah I ate way too much and constantly.
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>>8320060
Fourteenth for Emma's delicious ass.
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>>8320067
not til highschool
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Emma harem get out!
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>>8320087
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I can't help myself. ;w;

S-Seventeenth for Emma's beautiful hair.
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I think Kara is trying to tell me something with these specific themes in these pictures.
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I won't stop until 4chan is wiped away
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>>8320067
I somehow didn't. I was just very thin boned.
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>>8320044 (cis tits)
she was when i got my hopes up
we used to flirt back and forth a lot
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>>8320101
Oh well thats lame i guess. Its hard when you feel like you just missed your shot.
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>>8320095
You're huge now with your 44" underbust
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Still getting random needle or ice pick stab feels every few minutes. How the fuck will I sleep tonight?

>>8320105
Yeah. the T and HGH they pumped me full of thickened lots of my bones. The rib cage over expanded my shoulders. In guys, shoulders grow earlier than ribs. That period was mostly when I was on E&P, then rib growth was during T&HGH. Fucked up my proportions some.
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>>8320103
not the first time, either

oh well, one more reason to contemplate suicide while crying my eyes out
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>>8320119
How wide are your shoulders?
Mine are 16.5" with a 43" circumference
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>>8320093
Its a coincidence!
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>>8320124
19"width 59" circumference
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>>8320129
Impossible
Shakira has 18" shoulder width and is only 46"
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>>8320105
>>8320119
I was realizing I have no clue when my brother's growth spurts were. from 14 on I saw him very little.

>>8320124
17 or 17.5, 46" circumference. I really need somebody to help measure the width. I'm not sure I'm finding the end of the bone properly. I sometimes come up with as narrow as 16.5". I also still have lots of muscle from farming.
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>the blanchardposters are at it again
how do we stop them?
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>>8320135
fat...
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>>8320135
I am a monster
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it seems lezzies have stopped talking about being gamp.
that's good.
i was getting worried that there might have been a horrible meme outbreak or somthing.
but instead it was just shitposting.

btw, i learn about pinochet.
so that was nice
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wake me up inside
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let me go to sleep...
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Cant wake up!
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>>8320078
trip on sheen
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Thirty-ninth for Emma's breasts.
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>>8320249
what about them
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I hate all of you
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>this is the best thing you've drawn and you drew it bc of an argument with shakira over 'abstract art'
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I need to find a good 30 minute workout route that hopefully doesn't cross roads if I wanna get through this training routine.

>>8320277
Not very abstract but I like it. Here's a pic I made of the best girl.
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>>8320277
i don't think that's really abstract art, although i do like it
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>>8320286
this was the original

also omg ur a really good artist
that girl is cyoot
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>>8320293
Thanks! Here's the latest thing I did.
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>>8320297
you should draw pictures of people from /mtfg/ doing lewd things together

just an idea
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>In a new Doctor Who episode, The Pope in the 10th century was a black woman but the Vatican covered it up.

Alt-left conspiracies are just as weird as alt-right conspiracies.
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>>8320304
I'm gonna fix my blog first to be unsplit between sfw and nsfw
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>>8320124
circumference is a better measurement
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>>8320312
oi gettoff, I've just been executed, show a little respect...
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>>8320315
Exactly
I'm very glad you agree
At least someone here has intelligence
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>>8320344
>At least someone here has intelligence
that's ableist
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i could really go for another suicide attempt rn desu
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>>8320361
same
i should eat a banana
(I am on spiro)
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Threadly reminder hrt is awesome
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>>8320363
only if you are intersex and you have everything handed to you
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>>8320365
Or if ur on a decent dose of legit shit
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>>8320363
so why are you pic always cropped, blurry, or dark as shit, lol
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Hrt does work, this is my chest pre hrt
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>>8320373
you are intersex though
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i'm tired of feeling unlovable
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>that moment when you wake up and realise you being a tranny is real and you're entire thought process for dealing with problems has changed
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>>8320361
No suicide. As an expert on the subject I can tell you your brain chemistry is just fucked and that's fixable. It won't remove problems but it lets you deal with them
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>>8320368
Still being born half a girl is required sadly
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>tfw u are intersex and had everything handed to u
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Emma is my sister and she's cis scum.
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>>8320396
if emma is your sister, please transition so that you look like her, thanks
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>>8320379
What's your definition for intersex?
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>>8320389
>wide ass body
>absolute inability to find / maintain relationship
>godawful personality issues
>no ability to live on my own
>crippling depression all the time
>no motivation & don't have the attention span to actually improve my life
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>>8320404
*calls ur name and saves u from this dark*
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>>8320403
fucked up genetics and puberty development which results in some female features and that happens to be advantageous to transwomen
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>tfw life is suffering
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Soon e3
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>>8320415
Yea but how that (>>8320373) intersex then?
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>>8320426
that is her pre hrt
a tiny ribcage
this was her at like a month on hrt
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Really wanna die family
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>>8320405
Are you on antidepressants? That sounds exactly like me a year ago.
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>>8320363
Hrt did nothing for me
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>>8320432
really want to hug you beeper
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>>8320368
That isn't true.
I'm on a very good dose and hrt did nothing for me
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>>8320385
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is everyone ready for the leftist insurrection/riots when the Russia probe finds nothing?
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>>8320431
There are men with small rib-cages
<- me pre HRT, am i intersex?
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>>8320451
possibly
do you have small shoulders and wide hips?
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>>8320415
>tfw ur an intersex but aren't actually intersex
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I really want to reroll as cis or intersex. Fucking hell life why you give me shit I can't work with
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>>8320453
Note really and kind of? My mum has wider shoulders than me though.
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all my main friends know i'm transitioning now. i was planning on leaving it til i moved out but now there's an urgency
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>>8320457
you damaged your balls young enough to delay puberty
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What are some good low protein high carb foods?
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>>8320466
Balls had it coming desu
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>>8320476
yeah I believe you its just you got the same benefit as an intersex person would
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nauseous
again
:(
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>>8320450
a true left insurrection can't begin in a superpower
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>>8320478
Also why do u have a pic of me in my undies?
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>>8320493
a..umm
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>>8320493
It might be funny to look at.
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>>8320498
Iz the body of a real man
>>8320495
Das lewd anon
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>>8320500
Da realest.
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>>8320493
How happy are you with your body?
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>>8320525
I feel cis
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>>8320530
I'm jealous
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>>8320525
Might be one of the few aspects of my life that I'm pretty consistently happy with. I'm comfortable with my body when I'm not in some sort of depressive episode.

>>8320530
Frick off
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>>8320534
it's just kayla
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>>8320534
I'll never obtain that hapiness
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>>8320431
hrt doesn't melt bones,
kayla is a brick
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>>8320545
>t. Jealous hon
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>>8320540
Yeah probably

>>8320541
I mean it's not like I'm happy about a lot else sooo..idk
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>>8320547
Still
I would be so happy with a body like that
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>tfw fucked for body
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>>8320550
A person is far more than their body anon
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>>8320554
You don't understand
My Dysphoria is intense to were I hurt myself
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>>8320551
i swear it gets better after fat redistribution and breasts!

i.mean I'm nowhere Elanna/cis levels, but at 6 months its weird to see I do have some breast tissue and the waist is becoming more defined....

just got to get rid of the excess miscle, but that's a question of time
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>>8320560
My waist never became define
I have a forever apple body
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>>8320546
safe to say no one wants to be sicko like kayla
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>>8320067

Middle school, I think I did but it was never diagnosed or anything.

I just ate a fuckton when I'd come home before anybody else (ice cream, mostly) and went from a skinny kid to a fat teenager and have been struggling with it ever since.
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>>8320563
Kayla is in a much better place than me ngl
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>>8320565
That's a sad thing to admit desu
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hey /mtfg/
is my body ok ?

https://unsee
.cc/nagomuze
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http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scotland-assault-capital-world-according-6391138

Repression is allowed if it saves your life
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>>8320578
desu she's honestly miles above me, she has a bf.
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>>8320579
Yes it is
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What's the best haircut to get when going back to boy mode?
I don't want to shave my head
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>>8320580
Nearly 1,200 people per 100,000 were assaulted in 2013.

The figure is more than double the rate in England and seven times the average for the rest of the world combined.
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>>8320586
just keep your long hair and put it in a ponytail or sth
i always had long hair before transition
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>>8320589
I don't want long hair anymore.
I want to strip away my identity
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>>8320581
True
Why are bfs so hard to come by
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>>8320592
ok, then get sth like this
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>>8320580
but who would want to assault a cute girl?
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>>8320581
her bf is a cock-loving chaser bf though
everone can get that
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>>8320600
not me
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>>8320607
trip on sheen
lose weight you budda
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>>8320600
The other kind of bf though, the one that will you love you for who you are, the one that won't pressure you into things you don't want, the one that will hold and protect you and keep you safe. Those are the rare ones
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>>8320599
It's actually common in Scotland for cis males to assault cis females if the guy is rejected

Being a tranny is a death sentence
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>>8320608
I'm not sheen.
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>>8320612
yeah, even i can't get one
and i'm almost fully transitioned
and babytrans have it even harder

but kayla can't get one like that either
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>>8320599
Scottish guys are pigs
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>>8320622
why does trashy want to be a scottish guy then?
why do you?!
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>>8320622
you should just come to me :P
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>peen has gone from 6 1/2 inches downs to 5
do I need to start using it soon, despite my hatred of it, if I want to keep the length for SRS?
or can they do SRS even if i just leave it??
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How the fuck do you pay for all this?
I'm looking into HRT and if I transition I'd be homeless by the end of the year. How do you neets afford all of this expensive shit?
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>>8320598
Too short
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>>8320624
Even my abusive ex was nicer than most Scottish guys

I don't want to be a Scottish guy. I just wanna hide.

>>8320625
Yes pls. I wanna Go to civilisation ;-;
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>>8320629
normally it's no problem for srs imo
the skin doesn't shrink that much and it won't get much smaller anyway
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>>8320630
get a job
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>>8320630
we cant
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>>8320630
Insurance, also in most western countries government will give it out for free after going through the 'therapy' and psychiatrists.
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>>8320631
this one looks good, but maybe just because the guy looks good

>>8320633
hm, civilisation ... idk
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>>8320630
i'm not a neet and you can get pretty cheap hrt
also insurance pays for it, because my current Antiandrogen costs 500€ for 3 months and i couldn't afford that
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>>8320479
same family. I ate a protein bar and drank some tea and I feel a bit better but still not good
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>>8320629
im just starting out here, does SRS require a specific penis size? it sounds like it; what is it, approximately, and where'd ya find out?
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>>8320642
I had ffs so I need a short cut that still shows off my masculine features
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>>8320645
depends on the technique and surgeon
some srs uses scrotal tissue so dicksize doesn't matter
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is it okay to want to hug cute transgirls
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wish i didnt grow boobs to be honest family
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>>8320646
angie ?
why do you want to detransition anyway
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oh, hi
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>>8320642
Save me
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>>8320665
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>>8320649
yes

everything that is cute should be hugged
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>>8320669
but what about transgirls who arent cute
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>>8320670
also hugs
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>>8320670
all transgirls are cute
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>>8320651
Not Angie
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>>8320679
still stupid to detransition when you had ffs and stuff
especially when you have problems passing as guy
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>>8320651
Because I didn't make it :(
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>>8320683
why ?
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>>8320684
I started too late
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>>8320692
that's stupid
when did you start
and don say something stupid like “after puberty“ or sth
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>>8320692
If you are Angie and the Angie I remember from a few years ago... wat.. but you pass well. What does starting "too late" have to do with anything if you pass?
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i injected on day 6 hopefully today wont be a rollercoaster like it usually is
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>>8320045
>>8320057
Sauce?
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>>8320700
after the womb
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>>8320710
Second image is eromanga sensei

the op is kimi no na wa
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>>8320058
>I will destroy what is so precious to this forum
I am the worst, I am the worst, but I cannot die because its my universe (:

>>8320087
>Emma harem get out!
Someone redpill me on Emma.
How old is she?
What does she look like?
Is she a transbian top or does she bottom for guys too?
I know she lives close, just bored and curious Tbh.

>>8320466
Holy shit thats you Elanna?!?!?!? Goddamn.

>>8320600
>her bf is a cock-loving chaser bf though
>everone can get that
I think you look p decent, but after reading your writing for a while you have a super shitty and annoying attitude and I can definitely see why you push people away. What sane human being would be willing to put up with your depression, and insecurity, mixed with the atrocious passive aggressive condescension you frequently display?

Something to think about fampai.
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>>8320700
Late 20s

>>8320701
I don't because of my body
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>>8320724
>I am the worst, I am the worst, but I cannot die because its my universe (:
ur such trash goddamn
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>>8320725
Oh you might not be the person I'm thinking of then, she transitioned at 30 iirc.
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>>8320728
>ur such trash goddamn
How so?
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>>8320466
r u trying to make us kill ourselves
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>>8320731
That's me
With the ink and goofy nose
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I think I'm in love with a transgirl
I'm confused
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>>8320733
ur the only person ever who would quote uzi
>>8320737
suck her benis
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>>8320737
Confused about what?
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does anyone need anything lifted i can lift anything
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>>8320724
that's why i'm not dating
i'm currently not very stable, too much shit happening

>>8320725
it can't be that bad, a good face is worth the most
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>>8320741
Can you lift me?~
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>>8320745
easy just hop on my shoulders ill take you anywhere you need to go
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>>8320741
lift this into my temple
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>>8320744
Too bad my face sucks
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Afternoon snack time!
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>>8320749
do you have discord ?
Marina#6162
send me a pic if you want
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>>8320748
not a problem family
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>>8320736
oh

i don't see how you don't pass. are you often getting misgendered? only in certain situations? like damn this boggles me because i always figured you passed really well and were hot enough too that if i were translesbian i'd be all over you like butter on a pancake
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>>8320740
Does it make me gay?

A part of me really likes her and enjoys spending time with her and is able to look past her birth sex, and she's a tomboy which I really find cute
And another part of me is scared of what people would think of me
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>eating spagooter and drinking rum and rootbeer while watching this new anime
Memes
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>>8320744
my face sucks but i still pass 100% of the time (unless i'm wearing an unflattering unisex work uniform, then it's maybe 98-99%.)
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>>8320760
Forgot pic
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>>8320761
Well I guess my face isn't masculine though, it's just weird and awkward.
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THAT FUCKING SWAMPTRANNY FROM INT WAS HERE AGAIN

FUCKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUU
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>>8320755
Sent you a request

>>8320758
It's not that I don't get misgendered
I just suffer from extreme Dysphoria
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>>8320739
>ur the only person ever who would quote uzi
Oh OK. I might do it again in the future because he has a couple lines I like (:

>>8320753
>Afternoon snack time!
I will hug you even though you are British and probably have a horrible accent that prevents me from understanding anything you say.

*H U G G*

>>8320759
>And another part of me is scared of what people would think of me
If you are scared of what people will think then you literally do not deserve that person. Save yourself both some trouble Tbh.
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WHAT ARE ALL THESE POSTS WHILE IM SLEEPING AAAAAAA
>>8320724
transbian top by day sub for guys by night
>>8320091
this is what im most proud of
>>8319984
>>8319995
>>8319979
shes just goading me into posting about choking her on it
she knows it bigger than that
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>>8320770
That sucks then. Although I fail to see how detransing would help. Seems like that'd only make things worse.
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FUCKKKKKKKKKK SWAMPTRANNY DON'T EVER SPEAK TO THAT SWAMPTRANNY EVER AGAIN

GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Its this bracelet cute? Im thinking of getting it
>>8320775
Not british, swedish
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>>8320776
>transbian top by day sub for guys by night
Oh rly? Do you have an opinion of me?
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how cringe is this wallet

>>8320775
i mean hes ok but i dont understand why youd really want to quote him
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Does anybody here know why my adaptor wont work on my computer anymore? Im trying to hook up my gamecube controller to my computer but its not working...the dongle. im using is 2 years old but im not sure why my computer isnt reading it in the usb drive. Is there any way i can fix this?
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ook ook me angie ook ook me no pass ook ook me histrionic personality disorder give attention me ook ook
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>>8320790
not as cringe as my brony faggotry wallet
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>>8320791
it sounds broken if it is plane just not readin' it
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>>8320741

my spirits
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>>8320801
Probably.

I havent used it in two years. Doesnt sound like it should be broken though. Thank you sweetpea.
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>>8320788
depends
i like anons usually but im not sure which anon you are
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>tfw you went from a shy unconfident Straight boy to a babytranny who likes men

I'm really starting to believe this failed straight male theory
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>>8320787
>Not british, swedish
Oh well then your English is probably extremely understandable. I remember a while ago you posted in /passgen/ and your voice was really forced and bad, but I didnt detect any British accent in it which is why I was surprised to find out you were from EU.... makes more sense now.

Too bad you are so far away and I already have another Swedish waifu :(

Bracelet is OK, seems a bit dark for your style tho IMO

>>8320790
>how cringe is this wallet
For a girl its p cringe, shouldnt you have a purse or one of those hand purse clutch thingies?

>i mean hes ok but i dont understand why youd really want to quote him
......uhhh if I like the line? Seems like a good enough reason for me.

>>8320791
>Does anybody here know why my adaptor wont work on my computer anymore?
If you have already verified that the USB drive you are using is still working it would most likely either be a short in the wiring of the cable for the adapter or damage to the actual connector on one of the ends (oxidization, physical trauma, etc). If it is a short or cut in the wiring (caused by pulling on the cord instead of the connector to disconnect it) it could theoretically be fixed fairly easily, depending on where the short is and assuming you have rewiring tools.

Most likely you will just have to buy a new one tho. Make sure you eliminate the possibility of a bad USB port before you toss it though.

>>8320811
>i like anons usually but im not sure which anon you are
It me
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Tfw scared Marina off discord
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>>8320818
What, that failing as a straight man is what leads to gd? Hard to determine because gd would cause us all to fail at being a male anyway o3o
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>>8320819
>For a girl its p cringe, shouldnt you have a purse or one of those hand purse clutch thingies?
oh, no. I'm a guy. I guess.
>>8320825
don't bully marina
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>>8320840
i know guys who use those big purses too
i mean, they're flaming gays but still

she doesn't bully me
but it's kinda like the meme, she sends me good pic with “look how bad i look“
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What are you doing in my swamp
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>>8320846
>i know guys who use those big purses too
why would i use purse. i posted a wallet.
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>>8320846
plus i do not want beat up
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>>8320846
They are only decent angled pics
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>>8320827
What Does becoming uncomfortable with your female date at prom and discomfort at being seen as the dominant lead male while dancing Indicate ?
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>>8320860
but you're a girl :)

ok, get the wallet if you want it, not really my thing though
but what do i know, before i had my girl wallet i used some nylon wallet because it was cheap and robust
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>>8320866
it indicates discomfort at being seen as the dominant lead male.
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>>8320866
See: Gender rile conflict. Do you experience dysphoria wrt your physical gender?
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Look at my magnificent ass
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>>8320875
Role* fuck!

Also, that wallet is fine if you're low femme or butch otherwise it's a no-go.
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>>8320877
It's flat
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>>8320879
I got hips bitch! Hrt is working finally
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>>8320877
Its decent for a tranny ass. How often does your bf fuck you now that you have been together for a while?
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>>8320885
We fuck Like rabbits, im so lucky i get a perfect man with a perfect body and a perfect un cut cock
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>>8320819
who u
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>>8320875
Yes. I wanted to cry
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DAMN YOU FATHER AND YOUR WORK OVERSEAS
YOU MADE ME LIKE THIS
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why does kissing boys feel so nice?
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>>8320889
>who u
Masculine, athletic, daddy type that lives near Chicago.
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>>8320882
>hips
Careful now hon, no need to lie
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>>8320897
Because men are awesome. They are funny, witty, intelligent, and hot
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>>8320897
because nature decided we like that
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>>8320898
Go make a sex tape with all the trannies in mtfg trannies rn
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>>8320877

post pics of cock in it.
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>>8320903
>men
>intelligent
Lmao
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>>8320897
Pseudobisexuality and also >>8320903
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>>8320898
send noods. Also pay for my everything
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>>8320903
They are but they are scary
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>>8320915
>Pseudobisexuality

what? idgi
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>>8320898
>>8320908
oops, that was supposed to say Chicago
there are a bunch of slut trannies there this weekend for that anime con so go get your dick wet
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>>8320898
t-that doesn't sound so bad
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>>8320920
it's a new blanchardian idiot meme

basically trans women can't be bisexual supposedly, they can only be "pseudobisexual" who have "meta attraction" to men because it "makes them feel feminine". it's a derivation from the "agp" meme nonsense.

basically there's people in /lgbt/ who took a meme pseudoscience and, with no scientific background, decided to expand it and create a whole field of pure nonsense
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>but I'm still the same person
>...
>there's no way you can love me like this?
>I'll always love you, but no
;~;
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How do I deal with guys who have interest in me not for love but because they're curious.
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>>8320941
if you're not into that tell them you don't want anything from them or ignore the bad ones
if you're into that do whatever
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>>8320920
Feeling like a straight girl.
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>>8320932
>blanchard
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>>8320949
that's dumb. liking guys doesn't make you feel straight you are straight lol. well unless you like girls too then ur bi

lgbt is dumb of they really believe that garbage
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>>8320954
>lgbt is dumb
Yeah for the most part
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>>8320946
I've had boyfriends before but they weren't interested in me because of me, they were interested because they were curious

I'm not even really that attractive so idk what people see in my that makes them go HNGGGG
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>>8320600
Just because you are attracted to girlpenis doesn't make you a bad person, or a lesser person.

We can't control our sexuality, don't be such a judgy cunt.
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>>8320908
>Go make a sex tape with all the trannies in mtfg
Despite what some people may think I am picky about the trans girls I sleep with. If I wouldnt want to take you in public, then I probably wouldnt sleep with you either. I want more than just a hookup, it doesnt have to be bf/gf, but there has to be physical attraction and at least somewhat of a friendship component or its not worth my time.

>>8320929
>there are a bunch of slut trannies there this weekend
Chances are most of the ones that go to an event here probably already live close enough for me to hang out with anyway if I wanted to. Would have been nice to know ahead of time, Grindr was probably lit this weekend.... but like I said above I am looking for more than just a one night thing with somebody dressed up as an anime girl.

>>8320930
>t-that doesn't sound so bad
You can hmu on Kik @ The_Carthaginian and we can get to know each other if you want. I have heard bad things about how you treat people, but I dont judge people based off of gossip, I always make my judgments first hand when I can. Like I said above it doesnt have to be a bf/gf monogamous thing. I like going to Cubs games, exploring the city, and just hanging out with trans girls too.

So if everything is good then maybe, you never know, I keep an open mind.
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>>8320963
that's funny because your gf detests trannies who like other trannies
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>>8320963
Sup faM? How often does Kayla require beating IRL?
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>>8320968
I know she is silly af about that, and racism.

I for one think lesbians are neat
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>>8320963
>Just because you are attracted to kids doesn't make you a bad person, or a lesser person.

i'm joking
in your case it's ok because kayla doesn't care about all that
but all chasers i met are manipulative and stuff and that makes them bad people
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>>8320932
What if someone has science to back something up?
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>>8320967
>Like I said above it doesnt have to be a bf/gf monogamous thing.
sounds perfect for Emma desu
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>>8320975
It's funny because one of her roommates beat the shit out of his gf like... just last night.

Spooky stuff senpai.
I guess he isn't arrested yet, and ngl I really want to beat tf out of him for reveangance on that poor woman's behalf
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Grinch are u shitposting on r9k
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hrt is just a meme
timelines are just pictures of people getting slowly better with makeup and doing their hair
being passable isn't doing shit for you because no mtf can hold up against scrutiny
being trans is suffering
suicide is the only way out

you know this is the truth...
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>>8320967
I bet you're so overweight beta male
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>>8320979
>implying most guys in general aren't shitty and manipulative regardless of their preference in genitalia
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>>8320988
What would you do if a magical wizard came along and turned you into a girl and you had a vagina, slim body, boobs and were petite?
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>>8320999
Are you jealous that kayla gets to be fucked by you?
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>>8320994
No.

I just stick with /fit/ and /lgbt/. I don't lift i just touch myself to hairy men.


There is nothing hotter than straight man as he squat and plots all over the floor.
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>>8320967
You are a piece of shit I know what you did to Plant
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>>8320996
life sucks dick honestly senpai
dunno why I am still around
will probably an hero in just about 2 and a half months because that's when I stop having commitments to people and am free to run away and kms myself
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>>8320996
fuck you I'll do whatever I want
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>>8320999
probably
but the whole “keep your dick because that's the only thing i like about you“ is not only pretty obvious in many ways but also because it's the thing i hate the most about myself
when someone is into me because he likes my body and stuff doesn't feel too bad (but is still too shallow for me in a way to start a relationship or sth)
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>>8321005
u gross
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>>8320968
That's understandable though. Dating another tranny isn't as lesbian as dating a cis girl or as straight as dating a guy. It's a gross inbetween.
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>>8321000
I would die of happiness
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>>8321000
Probably become a gold digging whore.

Not having to actually work for a living, just skating by on aesthetics and whorish behavior.
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>tfw priority has switched from repeatedly trying and failing to revise to planning the practical aspects of next suicide attempt (buying EMLA cream, figuring out where I'm gonna do it so mtfg & anyone else I've mentioned it to doesn't fuck it up by finding out my address and calling the police on it, etc.)
welp looks like we're really doing this, kind of sucks but I think I've approached it as logically as possible and exhausted all other options
I wish I could just do ket for days instead but it's really not easy to find a contact for it IRL these days and I'm too retarded to darknet, I've tried
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yall know about tetra and i's previous roommate situation right?

because i've got another story to tell, shorter but just as dumb
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>>8320858
wait are you an old tripfag who changed names?
who did you use to be?
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>>8321008
i know this pain too well
i'll kms at the end of this year if it isn't getting any better
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>>8321017
Let's become a woman
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>>8321019
stop trying to kill urself god
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>>8321014
>failed straight male calling me gross
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>>8321020
What do you look like now bexe?
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>>8321013
>most

not really. that's just the justification that shit people use to seem normal. this faggot isn't even worth talking to because at one point he told kayla if she gets srs he's leaving her.

that is all you really need to know about chasers in general and why they're garbage not to be associated with

there are some decent guys out there though but you have to look
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>>8321015
>trans women aren't women
dumbass
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>>8321004
Nah I never really cared for bottoming. Just feels like you have to poop.

Plus I am too hairy, I wouldn't fuck me
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>>8321028
I hate you
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>>8321034

Why? That might be the most sensible post anyone's made in mtfg in some two or three years.
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>>8321026
what do u mean.
u said the same thing yesterday
ur not allowed bullying me i will fuck u up
>>8321022
no, i don't think so. i've only been here a few months
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>>8321028
I never said that. She said that to fuck with you guys

The majority of shit she says on /mtfg/ is just to get a rise out of you silly niggers
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>>8321032
Take hrt
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>>8321028
There aren't any decent guys anywhere
All men are evil
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>>8321038
Korra became so mean
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>>8320967
i dont use kik but i have discord
Ammie#2432
sounds like itd be fun to get to know you
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>>8321043
>hurr you must be a repression like me
It is funny because I spent so many years with psychonautics and people of all kinds exploring my sexuality and myself

I am fully in touch with myself.

Literally never wanted to be the girl.
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>>8321027
a fucking hon who either gets nicely gendered or clocked

do you want to hear my angry tale or not
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>>8321053
Sure
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>>8321049
there are other reasons to dislike korra but that post was perfectly fine. desu she's mostly fine now
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>>8321052
>>8321043
Actually what tf am I saying..
I just bought hormones online.
Spent like $250.

Going to start my transition as soon as the 'mones arrive in the mail..

Transitioning from a man into a roidmonster

No longer will I feel like a freakbeast trapped in a DYEL's body
>>
how to become girl????
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>>8321045
dating is pretty hard yeah, you gotta filter though all the trash to find someone worthwhile and even then it's not assured that it's gonna work out. that's just the nature of dating though. once you find someone compatible that likes you for you then it's worth all the trouble

but yes it is troublesome and some people just don't want to be bothered with trying that much for an extended period because it can be draining

>>8321049
lol that's not mean at all. it's not a meme when mtfg days chasers really shouldn't be associated with. they're the tranny version of frat boy chads that cis girls are told to avoid

they just want to fuck you and then dump you and never have anything else to do with you and move on the the next sack of meat. reality is pretty harsh outside of the computer screen and forced niceness doesn't make that concept go away, it just makes you more vulnerable to be exploited

Trannies in general are really vulnerable to exploitation so we need to be guarded about stuff to keep ourselves safe.
>>
Hello yes I am here for blogpost.
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>>8321060
you know that's something typical repressors do/say
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>>8321062
>Trannies in general are really vulnerable to exploitation so we need to be guarded about stuff to keep ourselves safe.
i will pay someone between $1-15 to exploit me pls
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>>8321070
The only person I am concerned of thinking I am a repressed is kayla.
She knows 10000% I am not.
I couldn't care less what you silly bitches think.
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>>8321062
You save trip pics and post them
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>>8320981
>sounds perfect for Emma desu
Well some of us arent ready to settle down yet, and arent autistic about monogamy.

>>8320997
>I bet you're so overweight beta male
Wanna bet that I am unemployed, unintelligent, broke, and have a tiny dick too? I mean its your money you are giving away here faM, I have enough maybe you should start saving yours (:

I am 1/2/3/4 on my Big 4 lifts, 225lb Power Clean, 455lb DeadLift. I am not like an Olympic athlete or anything, but a far bit better than what most straight trans girls get I would have to imagine.

My pics have been posted here before....
http://imgur.com/a/XOa3V

>>8321007
>You are a piece of shit I know what you did to Plant
Oh really? Whats that I treated her like a Princess? OK faM please put me on blast, expose me if you got it.

>>8321050
>sounds like itd be fun to get to know you
OK I will add you now, not gonna talk till later tho. Gonna hit 25miles on my bike and then get some chores done. Haters are starting to come out of the woodwork, so its best I leave anyway.
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>>8321070
hmm that really makes me think. i used lifting weights as a way to repress pre hrt too
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>>8321062
>once you find someone compatible that likes you for you then it's worth all the trouble

>think I had this
>the feeling was amazing
>thought it would eventually lead to marriage
>broke up with me out of nowhere leaving me a mess of heartbreak and tears
>can't even become attracted to anyone else because i love her so much still

Love is a trap, and isn't ever worth it
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>>8321082
You look like a retarted meat head
I bet you like to get fucked by trannies
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>>8321082
>taking gym selfies when you are unquestionably natty
Embarrassing stuff senpai.
Looking good by normie standards tho.
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>>8321085
such is life. you can either keep trying and move on to find someone else or don't and stay jaded

that's the risk with love it always has a chance to backfire. the general rule is never love someone else more than they love you
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>>8321080
No point in arguing with Korra.
He's just an idiot who attacks people for the fun of it.
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>>8321056
sweet, you're an alright anon

>move out of last place with retarded assholes who withhold the entire house's dishes because "we never do dishes" when i do fucking all the dishes
>move into new place at the last minute because the leaseholder is ostensibly a really nice guy who wants to help us out because we're trannies on the brink of homelessness
>it's a rooming house that turns out to not even be registered legally as a rooming house and the landlord shows up unannounced constantly and pulls all kinds of illegal shit
>8 rooms, tetra and i share one so 9 people in one house
>one fridge
>freezer is CONSTANTLY full and fridge is almost always full, even though cheap chinatown is fucking 3 blocks away
>literally nobody does dishes except for me
>write a note above the duo sink describing how to rinse dishes in one empty sink and soak rinsed dishes in the other, soapy-water-filled sink
>NOBODY follows it
>do two sinks + a dry 4-burner range's worth of dishes every 2 days
>2 months later, 3 roommates leave because the lease is up
>1 signed leaseholder remains intending to stay for the summer
>one of the leavers is the person who set up internet
>informs us that he's racked up like $700 for internet since last may, and tetra and i are the only ones who paid any monthly internet costs for the ENTIRE year
>says we're the only responsible people in the house and trusts us to send back his modem to Bell, which we do

turns out this is longer than expected because it's actually just as much bullshit as before, this is (1/2) probably
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>>8321093
>the general rule is never love someone else more than they love you

Yeah, I wish I knew that before
I gave away all of my heart to them but I guess I wasn't good enough
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>>8321101
or better
don't love anyone more than you love yourself :D
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>>8321106
why thats dumb
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>>8321106
So have the constant urge to kill everyone but don't because of your crippling terror of mortality?

Sounds exhausting.
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>>8321106
so are you saying I can never love anyone
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>>8321101
not really. if someone isn't that into you, they just aren't. it doesn't mean you're doing anything wrong or you're flawed not everything works out past that initial attraction or they're looking for different things in life

im sure you're worth solid gold to someone else out there you just gotta find em
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>>8321108
i was joking
on the other side it's probably the right thing to do
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>>8321112
yes
>>8321111
kind of
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>>8321106
Now that I showed you those pics, don't think I'm memeing like how Shakira and Korra say
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>>8321113
>m sure you're worth solid gold to someone else out there you just gotta find em
Lol.
No, I am not worth anything to anyone.
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someone fuck me in the ass hard pls

last guy i had sex with made me almost piss all over the place and i'm dying for dick
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>>8321117
you're memeing
you don't look that bad
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>>8321106
You are the single greatest poster in this thread right now meine Schwester

I hope you keep this kind of optimism

Truly /ourgal/
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>>8321121
>someone fuck me in the ass hard pls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p76gO7pfU8
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>>8321121
>last guy i had sex with made me almost piss all over the place
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>>8321123
>that bad
That's still saying I look bad :)
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>>8321132
to be fair iv had that happen before too.
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>>8321131
And my other favorite poster in this thread has arrived.

Marina is already here so all I'm missing is Maeve, that Steben Onovars poster, Edie, Puru and Myrthe and /mtfg/ has a stable thread.

Good on you lassies.
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>>8321056
>>8321098
we've only been here since March, to be specific, so we paid 2 months of internet i.e. fucking $20 between us, trivial even for people on fucking welfare

>we set up internet for the house knowing that this internet-paying guy is leaving
>tell everyone we're doing so, 2 people move in to some of the 3 empty rooms knowing that internet is $10 a month per room/person
>pay $65 out of pocket
>and then another $13 monthly for modem rent-to-own because my old modem from an old teksavvy account literally can't handle the bandwidth, and falls back to like 12mbps down and 8mbps up instead of the 53/11 connection we pay for
>literally 1 person gives us $10 since may 1st
>one day, the downstairs bathroom gets clogged
>"someone" "probably" put a tampon or something in the toilet
>it's obviously the new renter who is a fat stress-eater who FILLS the ENTIRE FRIDGE AND FREEZER EVERY TWO FUCKING DAYS and is slow and dumb as fuck
>i figure out that the toilet and shower can't be plunged and even using water in the upstairs bathroom floods the downstairs bathroom
>write a note describing such
>NOBODY PAYS ATTENTION AND RUNS THE SINK/SHOWER AS MUCH AS USUAL
>wake up having to pee, wait outside bathroom, someone runs the sink for LITERALLY two minutes when my note is propped up in front of it in the gap between the wall and the counter
>downstairs toilet floods out multiple times daily, spills into the one empty room with literal shit water
>leaseholder told the landlord he'd arrange for his own plumber, so no landlord-paid plumber day-of or even next day
>it's been almost a fucking WEEK and he hasn't called anyone, told me last night he'd call someone "probably monday"

I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT
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>>8321142
>And my other favorite poster in this thread has arrived.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KBhcnkPb1t
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>>8321144
Where you at?
We are looking for roommates
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>>8321135
One fishes what one fishes for
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>>8321147
>Excellent voice
>Canadian
>Brutally honest
>Has dated a "swamp transgender"*
>Willing to debate others

You are good poster.

*i can't turn on my trip or else swamptrannyanon is going to get mad
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Unnatural Vegan is quickly becoming my new favorite youtuber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2Hcd63TKdQ
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>>8321153
No such thing as brutally honest if their opinion doesn't correlate with others
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>>8321149
I'm not fishing
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>>8321131
no u
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>>8321155
>roaming millennial needs a safe space
>needs a safe space
>safe space
>favorite
........

>>8321158
I dont think you know the meaning of the term brutally honest if you think it has to do with other peoples opinions too.

>>8321165
if fuck you in the ass if it gets you to stop begging for it here
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>>8321158
Well no but that's not what I meant.

She told me I don't pass (I'm still pre) but I respect that and I can learn from it.

And with learn I mean I'll try new ways to improve myself. Ofcourse other people have said diffrent things about me as well but I learn from them as well.
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>>8321167
Having watched a couple Roaming Millennial videos she most definitely needs a safe space
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>>8321167
Brutally honest means your own opinion which doesn't correlate with fact
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>>8321148
toronto, but tetra and i are willing to move within ontario (or even just general canada provided welfare is there) as long as we can still do grocery shopping via transit i guess

i am SO fucking tired of roommates who don't do fucking anything to keep anything maintained, i'm losing my fucking mind after 7 months of living with goddamn lazy retards
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>>8321171
No one but you is trying to say it has anything to do with facts.
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>>8321167
>if fuck you in the ass
ill assume u meant "ill" but sure go ahread
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>>8321176
k come to canada.
>>
Tfw maddie won't give you brutally honest about your pics
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>>8321172
>She doesn't live with mummy
Who makes your tendies then??
>>
>cis tits has; cis tits, thicc dicc, thicc ass, cute voice
>she is taken
>even if she wasn't I wouldn't be good enough for her
Shit
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>>8321162
One can fish for more than fish
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>>8321177
where im n ohio so canada isnt far
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>>8321167
she's cute, nice and reasonable
I've been binging her channel
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>>8321183
stop hugboxxing me

>>8321185
alberta
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>>8321179
>tfw ascended beyond tendies

i make my own curries on the cheap, chinatown is right there so i can get all kinds of vegetables and spices for low cost, and condensed coconut is pretty cheap too
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By the way I'm only here as a visitor telling Cis Tits/Marina/Maeve/Edie/Ambiance/Puru/Who else there is that they are good posters, I'll fuck off to my containment board soon enough again.

There is nothing that gives me more dysphoria aside from touching my adamsapple then looking at this thread, let alone going to this board.
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>>8321188
I wish I was
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>>8321184
It wasn't fishing!!!!
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>>8321192
I lied about my age to get a discount kids meal at a restaraunt and I laughed my ass off when they served me tendies.
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>>8321196
Im not good enough for even my gf idk how i lucked out with her. You could do much better than a loser like me.
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>>8321093
lol you make it sound like a conscious choice
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>>8321197
You will find peace not by trying to escape your problems, but by confronting them courageously
You will find peace not in denial, but in victory
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>>8321193
>Cis Tits
No comment
>Marina
Nice person from what I've seen so far
>Maeve
Kinda aloof, otherwise okay I guess
>Edie
Can be vapid but generally seems to be a friendly helpful person.
>Ambiance
One of my favourite people here
>Puru
Nice but whines a lot.
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>>8321198
>actually ordering tendies
love it

>>8321193
am i a bad poster?
>>
urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I want to die so fucking bad but every time I'm reminded of all the people who'd be fucked up by it it makes it more difficult but at the same time makes me want to do it even more to escape the dilemma and I just end up crying for hours instead of doing anything productive to any goal
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>>8321212
You are actually the meanest person here.

You genuinely don't respect others besides shitting on them if they are trying to help your cause.

If you tried, I'm sure you can be nice but you're not. You're disrespectful and sour.

>>8321215
>Mongolian Moving Pictures

Besides that, I guess.
>>
there's so much I wanted to do with my life and I've never even been able to get to the very first steps of doing any of it

people talk about having peaked in high school but for me it's like there was never any peak coming at all
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>>8321220
my images are good
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>>8321222
They are
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>>8321208
It's hard to face my fears
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>>8321221
u have to actually start it. don't try to pay mind at what age silly. Pablo Picasso didn't start painting until he was like 30
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>>8321222
Your images have no flare
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>>8321221
Sometimes i wanna say something really nice to you but i know it wont help your situation and you will still be stuck and handicapped so i fear it will come across as insincere :/ Please dont give up living though.
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>>8321231
Sorrow happens, hardship happens
Those who don't pay the price of happiness, will never be happy
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>>8321215
It was listed as "chicken breast" so I was like "oh sweet a nice big £5 breast of gourmet chicken for £2 and I only have to pretend I'm 16!" but nope it was 2 tendies probably Iceland brand microwaveable
>>8321220
How am I mean? I don't shit on anyone for no reason.
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>>8321222
>>8321236
No they are shit. Still better than Whingie tho.
Nothing says over the hill hon like posting images from a 30 year old cartoon.
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>>8321245
New cartoons are just trash, badly drawn SJW bullshit.
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>>8321236
>>8321222
I fixed it for you.
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>>8321222
There is nothing more triggering then anime pics.

But you seem like a nice lady.

One other person I liked was the person I talked to yesterday, with the greek letters or whatever. She was p bae as well.

>>8321244
From what I've seen, you take everyone for granted if they genuinely want to give you advice about your problems. Granted the situation you're in isn't great but you could atleast be a little nicer to the ones that are genuinely concerned about you.
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>>8321245
>over the hill
But I'm not 50

>hon
That's just your opinion bro

>30 year cartoon
Simpsons aren't even that old you pinhead
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>>8321245
what if i post images from a game that isn't even out yet?

>>8321244
kek you should have just bought chicken from a grocery store

also, fwiw, you kind of are mean by devaluing people, but you come around sometimes and you're p cool when you do

>>8321250
lens flare is very 2015

>>8321255
why thank you anon
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>>8321255
>There is nothing more triggering then anime pics.
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
>>
>forgot to take hrt last night and this morning

WELL I'LL JUST TAKE IT ALL AT ONCE NOW
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>>8321255
Who was giving me advice about my problems?
>>8321261
Who have I devalued? All these claims, no evidence???
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>>8321267
I always take mine all at once becaue otherwise i forget to do it half of the time. I hear its not good to do it like that though.
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>>8321261
What year is bloom?
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>>8321263
Anime pics are pretty annoying. Not as annoying as Simpsons (mostly on account of the crazy that keeps posting them) but they are up there.
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>>8321273
k
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>want to play dark souls
>too comfy in bed to turn on ps3

send help
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/mtfg/ does my body look ok ?
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>>8321261
You're welcome.

>>8321263
All animepics should be banned.

Jk do whatever you want bae.

>>8321269
It's kind of like >>8321261 says, you are mean by devalueing people and if people try to help you if you feel insecure or about your drug problem or whatever, you're an actual bitch to them. I'm trying to find logs but for some reason, the archive here is kind of poopers.

But then again, I'm sure that you're nice if you could redeem yourself.

>>8321272
YOU

I liked you too.

Are you feeling better today?
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>>8321267
You know you aren't suppose to do that, pinhead

>>8321273
1. I'm barely crazy. I can point out issues when most here can't.

2. Almost all of anime sucks. A series comes out and last for like one or two seasons and it ends.
Not many animes have staying power like the Simpsons
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>>8321278
Yes.
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>>8321281
its just 4mg of E and 35mg of Cypro lol
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>>8321226
>>8321256
Simpsons are 28 years old
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>>8321235
I'm disabled
I've been trying to learn the piano since I was eight and I literally haven't improved since, even with almost-daily practice

rinse and repeat for every other aspiration I've ever had
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Anime cons are fun!
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>>8321286
Still not suppose to as indicated on the bottle.

>>8321289
Simpsons is 27 years old. It will be 28 on 12/17/17
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>>8321280
Yea, I told you I always feel good during the day. I was with friends and wanted to hug them all the time it's so weird.

Why do you like me anyway? I did nothing but blogposting and whining.

Btw, it's just meant to sound like 'Squishy' but written with Cyrillic characters.
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>>8321256
over the hill is 30
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>>8321295
take me with you :(
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>>8321300
Optimism is the most important part of being trans. It genuinely is your greatest weapon if you are in an environment that's not very supportive of trans people. And I like that, you seemed to mean that you're always optimistic, sure you have your bad days but so do I!

I blogpost in my containmentthread everyday, so it's not like we're much diffrent in that department.

Oohh I see. Squishy is a cute name tbqh.
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hi ladies please subscribe to my blog
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>>8321302
Actually over the hill is 40 but some will argue it's 50
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>>8321308
over the hill is 30. name one positive thing that happens after 30. after 30, you just get old and no one wants to do anything with you
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>>8321305
>containmentthread
but you said you hated /mtfg/, let alone /lgbt/ so where are you from???
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>>8321303
I would if I could, anon! I'm glad I got to meet Jill, tho. She wanted my autograph lol.
>>8321307
Subscribe to me on YouTube follow me on Instagram Facebook and tWitter, add me on snap chat, pledge to me on patreon, donate to my PayPal, add me to your RSS feed
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>>8321309
https://www.google.com/amp/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3Fterm%3Dover%2520the%2520hill%26amp%3Dtrue

Webster also defines it at the age of 40 so please stop being dumb
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>>8321193
Ty anon
Sorry this thread triggers your dysphoria
>>8321307
Subscribe to mine too
Link is >>8320045
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>>8321313
:(
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>>8321309
Plenty of positive things can happen throughout the span of your life.
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>>8321310
If I told you, this thread would get swamped.

>>8321318
Np bae.

It's okay. I don't normally want to associate with other trannies but I have nothing better to do anyway on 19:27 PM so I might as well give some encouragement.
>>
TFW you will be over the hill in 5 years.
>>
What do you do when hrt doesn't work
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>>8321302
>>8321309
>>8321316
>tfw 25
Wow I may as well kill myself, my life is already over and I never even got to enjoy it
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>>8321328
Shitpost about it on mtfg
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>Tfw nearly over the hill
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Someone convince me to get out of my warm bed.
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>>8321328
kayla swears hrt is magic
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>>8321328
Cry to everyone you know while saying how hard your life is then wallow in your own depression and call yourself a hon.

Thats what i do at least.
>>
>>8321335

There are spiders in your pillow and doughnuts in your kitchen.
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>>8321305
Thanks <3
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>>8321326
>>8321329
Are you
Seriously falling for that meme
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>>8321309
>name one positive thing that happens after 30
u die

also ur like 16 stop pretending to be le genius tell it like it is tranny
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>>8321346
Oh Ashlee is just some retard then
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>>8321341
Are spiders warm? Cause bed is warm and I need warm.
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>>8321325
>If I told you, this thread would get swamped.
unlikely if you're not moot 2bh
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>>8321313
Make an imgur album of the con!
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/13013510
http://www.strawpoll.me/13013510
http://www.strawpoll.me/13013510
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Over the hill is actually 21 tbqh
Or maybe this whole thing is a dumb meme and good things actually happen throughout your life
Just because you get older doesn't mean your life is over
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>>8321361
over the hill is 12 years old once you leave elementary school everything is just downhilll
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>>8321344
Yes. I feel old because lately I've been seeing people younger than me on TV achieving things. And I'm actually too old for a lot of things, Most LGBT youth groups the cut off is 25 and not that I was ever able to achieve these things but astronauts were in the air force from 18, Olympic athletes usually debut at around 20-25 and models are scouted at 16-18
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>>8321355
who cares about an imgur album i watn the sex tape! we all know those 3 did some lewd shit
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>>8321371
Somehow i doubt grace would ever cheat on zna
>>
when does it get better?
>>
>>8321370
you can usually still go to under 25 groups as long as you talk to the organizers and you aren't completely insane or looking to fuck
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>>8321371
I really don't think that would happen
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>>8321375
are you telling me that you dont think those 3 girls didnt get drunk and have a sloppy orgy last night?
>>
>>8321376
3 more months
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>>8321370
here the cutoff for the trans youth group is 27
but people probably transition here later on average
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"You have completed the Harrower-Erickson Multiple Choice Rorschach Test.

Your score is 7 of 10, meaning you selected 7 answers that are commonly given by individuals with some psychological disturbance. Harrower-Erickson (1945) used four or more poor answers as the criteria for a cognitively disturbed individual, with the note:"

tfw insane ;_;
>>
>>8321385
that's really specific
>>
Hi there. I'd like be a girl
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>>8321376
after you spam mtfg everyday for 4 months straight with the exact same three posts
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>Einstein was 26 when he discovered relativity
>Bill Gates was 20 when he founded Microsoft
>Jourdan Dunn is 26
>>
What is Kimi no na wa about?
Some kind of tranny film??
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>got out of bed to play hots
>client won't open
Why have you betrayed me, blizzard?
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>>8321393
Idk each person is different. I started feeling a lot better after only a month or so. But your dysphoria comes from your penis, you might not feel better until you get srs, which according to you might never happen.

So you either find a way to get srs, you live in sadness forever, or you find some weird way of learning to accept your penis. Maybe do what i do and just view it as a strapon.
>>
>>8321398
And there are plenty of older people who achieve remarkable things at old age
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>>8321394
WELL TOO BAD ITS PROBABLY NEVER GONA HAPPEN IN THIS LIFETIME ;_;

>>8321398
Im glad im not the only one getting caught up on age.
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>>8321398
>On August 25, 1958, at the age of 48, and after months of trial and error experimentation to perfect his flash-frying method, Momofuku Ando marketed the first package of precooked instant noodles. The original chicken flavor is called Chikin Ramen.

>Modern Japan boasts of many technological marvels: robot dogs that run and bark, ingenious household appliances that make everyday life easier, and computers that make fiendishly complex problems almost childishly simple.

>But when it comes to which invention is best, the Japanese may not be thinking with their heads or their hearts... but their stomachs.

>They named instant noodles the best invention of the 20th century.

never too late
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>>8321382
were you there?
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>>8321309
>over the hill is 30. name one positive thing that happens after 30
more video games
>>
>>8321417
Too bad video games have become shitty.
Barely any good games this year
>>
>>8321416
No I wasn't, I had a good opportunity to go and am kinda regretting a little bit that I didn't since I'm just an hour away
>>
>>8321419
but you can replay all your favorites as if it was your first time because you won't be able to remember anything you dis
>>
>>8321419
No one is stopping you from playing older games.
>>
>>8321425
How's your laptop cable?
>>
>>8321422
>it could've been a foursome sex tape
you fucked it up for all of us
>>
>>8321425
I rarely replay games that I beat.
It's a waste of time
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>>8321398
>tfw you discovered at 17 that the physics real-number-truncation meme of "round to the nearest even value" was just your physics teachers being dumb
>the whole thing is a doubling-down on the natural statistical outcome of math operations tending on average to result in even values rather than odd values
>proved it at 21
>never published it
>mfw

>>8321419
splatoon is good and competitive, arms will probably be good and probably be competitive, splat2 will probably be as good or better than 1 and also competitive, and i guess there are others
>>
>>8321408
I'm in month 5 now, I don't know what I could do to stop getting sad from the thing, maybe it'll stop feeling as bad after time but idk
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Who else is more hyped for arms than splatoon 2
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>>8321430
Anon please if I went there would be even less chance of that, I would project my aura of purity upon the group
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>>8321437
>Nintendo
>good
Nintendo hasn't made a good game in a long time
>>
>>8321442
>trainsgirl
>pure
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>>8321429
idk it hasnt changed colour since it first got like this and it still charges but im worried

>>8321436
Replaying old games that gave you joy is something you should consider.
>>8321440
Maybe try meditation a bit?
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Time for cocaine.
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>>8321441
both look stupid
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>>8321449
it was ineffective...
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>>8321451
Idiot
>>
>>8321447
I-I'm pure
>>8321451
Stop pls
>>
desu the ancen sex tape is just 5 minutes of making out and then they all go back to their rooms and cry in the bathroom for an hour
>>
>>8321452
No u!
>>
>>8321447
I'm pure :3
>>
>>8321457
>>8321465
>implying
>>
>>8321447
lots of beta males are virgins who fall for tranny meme
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>>8321460
i am pretty much a complete idiot and loser but that does not change my opinion of arms and splatoon
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>>8321441
the reveal of kid cobra and bite&barq and trintelle actually kind of killed my hype

i was hoping for BB to be a kind of Short Circuit kind of robot, trintelle is a meme who might be alright, and kid cobra is too modern to be good because he taps straight into le twitch meme

DNA Man was the best thing to come out of ARMS so far, and his text name of Helix is pronounced "DNA Man"

>>8321445
Nintendo makes good games alongside their samey shit
Sony hasn't made a good game since The Last of Us and Naughty Dog made it a pay2win piece of shit with that smoke bomb DLC
Microsoft hasn't made anything good since Halo 3
>>
>>8321392
>You have completed the Harrower-Erickson Multiple Choice Rorschach Test.

Your score is 0 of 10, meaning you selected 0 answers that are commonly given by individuals with some psychological disturbance. Harrower-Erickson (1945) used four or more poor answers as the criteria for a cognitively disturbed individual, with the note:
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>>8321470
this is me desu
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am i a pleb for liking onion rings?
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>>8321475
also Kid Cobra would literally have been better off being that /v/ toilet seat character meme than some meme streamer
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>>8321371
We didnt.
>>8321375
I'm a good girl. I'll never betray my waifu.
>>8321422
I wish you did!!!
>>
>>8321392
>however later work indicates that scores from the MCR have little value and the test does not appear to have been used for much in the last fifty years. This test is provided here just as historical curiosity.
>however later work indicates that scores from the MCR have little value and the test does not appear to have been used for much in the last fifty years. This test is provided here just as historical curiosity.
>however later work indicates that scores from the MCR have little value and the test does not appear to have been used for much in the last fifty years. This test is provided here just as historical curiosity.
>>
>>8321475
Name one good current Nintendo game and don't say BOTW because that is a very mediocre game
>>
>>8321475
Still hyped to play as min min
>>
>>8321487
i get matches within 15s on splatoon, does that count as current?
>>
>>8321483
M-maybe next year I'll have a little more courage to go meet 3 people that I've never seen before all at once >.<
>>
>>8321467
I've never done anything lewd desu
>>
>>8321483
ill screenshot this post so in a year when it comes out i can call you on your bs
>>
>>8321487
Mario kart 8 deluxe
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>>8321488
minmin is as much a meme as american ramen
>>
>>8321493
Your trip is lewdsucc.
>>
>>8321497
Meh it's just another boring rehash of Mario kart. Nothing really new and exciting
>>
>>8321499
S-shut up
>>
>>8321499
>>8321501
freckles exposed!
>>
have you taken your vitamins today?

you are a good girl, aren't you?
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Hmmm
>>
>>8321507
i-it's not like that
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I found another dangerous test lol
>>
>>8321500
You know sonic keeps changing up the formula every other game and thats why its shit
Ill take polish over innvovation any day of the week
>>
How's the girl factory running?
>>
MY FUCKING DEALER IS NOT REPLYING
FUCK MY LIFE
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>>8321522
>not drinking
>>
>>8321519
they're putting DONGS on the GIRLS
>>
>>8321509
no.

i am not.
>>
>>8321509
I just took them!
>>
>>8321519
my department just got a new supervisor today and she seems like an insane control freak.
>>
>>8321517
Some games aren't meant to be in 3D examples like sonic and castlevania are pure shit in 3D
>>
>>8321526
Maybe I'll do that instead. He has just replied "can't dotay, can tomorrow" So my evening is ruined.
>>
>>8321526
delet this goofi pepe
>>
>>8321539
*do today
>>
>>8321522
>relying on dealers
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>>8321536
>Some games aren't meant to be in 3D examples like sonic
>>
i don't like pee pee the frog now he is mean. apu is cute and nice though i like him
>>
>>8321545
The only good sonic game in 3D is sonic colors
>>
>>8321550
ill be ur apu anon
>>
>>8321526
I tasted some excellent peach wine at my friend's, apparently it was like 18 % / volume but it tasted like syrupy water, I really liked it.
T. got spinny head from the bottom of glass
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>when your puppy lays on your arm so you cant get up and leaver her
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>>8321552
Generations was breddy gud
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>>8321552
>>The only good sonic game in 3D is sonic colors
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>tfw no headpats today
>>
>>8321556
boop his nose
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i made a thing
>>
>>8321556
stupid doggo
>>
>>8321316
>someone's opinion here says this so they're right
literally cut your fucking head off, you retarded bitch.
>>
>>8321557
Meh

>>8321560
It's true.
Adventure 1 and 2 are bad
Black night was shit
06 was a joke
>>
>>8321565
>misgendering my dog
RESPECT XER PRONOUNS U SHITLORD
>>
>>8321565
what the fuck nim how could you misgender the dog like that
>>
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please do not scare my dog
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>>8321572
>>8321574
BOOP HIS GIANT DISGUSTING MALE NOSE
>>
>>8321293
how are you disabled
>>8321346
>>8321349

im 18, and I'm not a tranny
>>
>>8321570
Most people will tell you that 40 is when you become over the hill.
You're just some retarded child. Please go away
>>
>>8321576
my doggos are cuter and could take yours in a fight. gg no re get a better dog
>>
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>>8321585
you're making him nervous
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>>8321544
>darknet
>>
>>8321570
you a highschooler and actually autistic. not stupid 4chan meme autism you actually said you don't understand how emotions work and you need to force yourself to show emotion around other people. if anyone should be cutting their head off its definitely you
>>
Are you retards really talking about sonic right now
Chris chan would be proud
>>
>>8321392
>Rorschach Test
9-10...
I forgot what the "disturbed" answers were to one of them.

>>8321555
My favorite mead is 19% by volume. Usually I'll only have a glass of it, but a couple weekends ago I had a whole bottle on each of two nights. I felt it some.
>>
>>8321582
>tripfag on mtfg
>not a tranny
Literally why

>>8321589
It's convenient and the drugs are better quality I have no idea why you'd rely on some street urchin to get your fix
>>
>>8321582
So you're just cis girl here to annoy us?
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>>8321591
>Are you retards really talking about sonic right now
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>>8321584
aw is someone about to turn thirty? it's opinionated: "MOST people". literally contradicting yourself.
neck urself you retarded, worthless piece of shit
>>
>>8321591
>>8321591
>implying I don't have multiple sonic OCs
>>
>>8321570
calm down geez ashlee. Maybe you really are underage
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How's your bf (male) hunt going, /mtfg/?
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>>8321598
my man. calm ur autism t rage.
>>
>>8321598
>being this much of an edge lord
>>
>>8321594
hows your day going elanna? who won in hockey last night i only saw like 2 minutes
>>
>>8321603
mission accomplished. you?
>>
>>8321603
very not well
>>
>>8321592
What kind of mead?
>>
hey all
talk to me about bica. what are your dosages? how ofteb do u take it? do u take another AA etc too?

t. playing mario kart 8 and waiting for disgaea
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>>8321541
no
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>>8321590
I am no longer a high schooler. I graduated months ago.
>>8321602
i am actually 18 though.
>>
>>8321594
2 reasons really, I am not familiar with bitcoin and I think the concept of ordering illegal drugs to your house is idiocy. The concept of giving my address to some dodgy neckbeard hiding behind TOR feels even more stupid so that's 3 reasons really
>>
>>8321608
Nashville, beat the Mighty Cucks 3-1
Days going alright It's a smooth day for once and we actually have enough staff
Hru

>>8321603
Bf hunt?
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>>8321483
<3
>>8321603
I successfully hunted a gf instead.
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Gee, I sure love getting yelled at for not helping my aunt with chores when I wasn't asked to, or even told she was doing them, and am in the middle of things...
>>
ARK Incident (50 Years Ago) - {Events Of Sonic 1-3&K in some form} - Station Square Incident, Unleashing of Perfect Chaos (SA1) - Awakening Of Shadow, Fall Of ARK (SA2) - Return of Metal Sonic and the overthrow of Eggman (Heroes) - Coming Of The Black Comet and The Black Arms War (ShTH) - The shattering of the world / Coming of Dark/Light Gaia. (Unleashed) - The Encounter With The Wisps (Colours)

I hope I've not left anything out... the might change their minds in time. Now, i'm not counting Sonic 4 in this currently as obviously we don't know the full story with that as yet, I think you can probably pencil it in if you like after S&K in that list. Storybook - No. M&S - No. Rush/Rush Adv - You can't really say it is as its the whole future/alternate dimension thing which has already proven to be in flux. Sonic 06 - The events of the game prevented it from ever happening in the first place. Rivals - arguably R2 might be, but you've got the whole future thing with Silver again. Everything I've heard tells me no to both however.

Of course to me I'm quite open to the fact that there are multiple-continuities Original Mobius Story/Modern Earth Continuity/Fleetway/Archie/SatAM/Underground/Sonic X/etc and try not to get hung up on such details about which is the "true" one... QUOTe
>>
>>8321617
>I graduated a month ago
>>
>>8321596
no, i am a man ig
>>8321590
how did u even remember this though
>>
>>8321620
>>8321483
tfw gf dumped me just so she could be with other people
>>
>>8321598
Remember you will be 30 one day as well.
>>
>>8321618
>what is a PO box???
>>
>>8321625
Classic Saga

Sonic Generations 1sts: Modern and Classic Sonic, Modern and Classic Miles "Tails" Prower, Classic and Modern Dr. "Eggman" Robotnik, Modern Knuckles, Modern Amy, Cream, Rouge, Vector, Charmy, Espio, Blaze, Classic Metal Sonic, Shadow, Silver

Sonic begins his adventure in Green Hill after Dr. Kintobor becomes Dr. Robotnik Dr. Robotnik begins trapping the animals on Earth in robots. Though Dr. Eggman from the future comes in the Time Eater and turns Sonic into White. He is unknowingly revived by Sonic from about 5 years in the future. They join up and with the help of 2 Tails' must take down this "Dr. Eggman" before it's too late! Present Time's Sonic learns that Dr. Robotnik is working with Dr. Eggman, who reveals that he is Robotnik of the future. Present Tails exclaims "DR. ROBOTNIK!" "No one calls me that anymore," replies Present Eggman. The Sonics' friends give thee Sonics courage, and Our times Sonic becomes Super Sonic for the 1st time (as seen by his reaction) and defeat the Eggmen. Present Sonic must return to his time along with Tails, and unknowingly to future Sonic, create an alternate timeline where Present Sonic knows "his" "future". (May be elaborated in Sonic Dimensions)

Sonic 1 (in some form)

Back in the past of Future Sonic's dimension, running parallel with with the alternate dimension Sonic's adventures. SegaSonic (This dimension's Sonic) meets the evil Dr. Robotnik and must save his animal friends. I don't believe the emerald search in this game is canon, as there is no explanation as to why the emeralds are gone after this game. (Without all million as in archie seven, their magnetic properties can't spread them out) Sonic destroys Robotnik's Scrap Brain Facility, and restores the animals freedom. However, Robotnik vows revenge, and begins construction on his new Death Egg, Patent Pending, Robotnik Labs Incorporated...
>>
>>8321629
yeah, I know. It's just how I feel personally about "over the hill". I feel like when I turn 30, my life will basically be 10x as mundane and pointless, and nothing fun or positive will ever happen or hardly at all at least
>>
>>8321625
>>8321632
Sonic 2

After a few months, Sonic the Hedgehog is out on a run when a bullied fox, Miles Prower AKA Tails, sees and follows Sonic. When Tails discovers the Tornado, Sonic finds the Tornado in the Emerald Hills, and is amazed at how well the boy can keep up with him. They quickly become close friends, but they must stop their playing to take out the newly launched Death Egg. On the way, Tails tells Sonic about the fabled Chaos Emeralds before learning that they truly exist in the Special Zone. They collect the Emeralds before making it to the Wing Fortress where Sonic must fight alone because the Tornado with Tails was shot down. Sonic finally makes it to the Death Egg, where he supposedly destroys the ship. Sonic flies down with Tails who has fixed the Tornado in incredible time. They then take a vacation to Angel Island where a red echinda attacks them...
>>
>>8321625
>>8321632
your nickname will now christine nim chandler
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>>8321619
>beat the Mighty Cucks
>tfw im not the only one who calls them that

my doggo fell asleep on my arm
>>
>>8321528
What the FUCK
>>
>>8321625
>>8321632
>>8321637
Sonic 3 and Knuckles (in some form)

Knuckles steals the Chaos emeralds from Sonic, being tricked by Robotnik that he is an enemy come to take the Master Emerald.While Sonic and Tails are entangled by Knuckles, the doc repairs the Death Egg and preps it for launch.

Sonic manages to jump on the Death Egg just as it’s flying off. After confronting the madman on the Death Egg, Sonic defeats Robotnik once more and the Death Egg plummets back to Angel Island.

Back on the ground Dr. Robotnik begins the repairing of the Death Egg again. Feeling Knuckles has served his purpose, he sends EggRobo to eliminate this potential threat. EggRobo finds Knuckles relaxing in Mushroom Hill and drops a bomb on him but Knuckles manages to survive. Enraged, the Wild Echidna sets off to defeat EggRobo. Meanwhile Sonic and Tails explore the island to find traces of the Death Egg and find out Robo-butt’s fate. They meet Knuckles outside the Emerald Shrine (NOT Hidden Palace, which has been retconned). During the fight, Sonic sees 2 murals, one depicting a water dragon taking out the echindas, the other showing a certain blue hedgehog fighting a Robotnik-esqe robot. After an Epic showdown between Sonic and Knuckles, the fattie uses the opportunity to finally steal the Master Emerald and re-launches the Death Egg. With the power of the emeralds, Super Sonic goes after Robotnik, who has taken the Master Emerald into space.

Sonic and Tails secure the Master Emerald and return it to Knuckles on Angel Island. With it’s power restored, the Angel Island lifts off into the sky as Sonic and Tails fly off into the sunset. Sonic departs from Tails to explore "new" territories...


Sonic Dimensions? That game is fake, it's a hoax. Even the president of Sonic Team said so himself that "it's nothing but a hoax"!

Oh, OK! Let's continue.


Transition to Modern/Dreamcast/Metal Sonic's Revenge Saga
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>>8321639
cute doggo
>>
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>>8321625
>>8321632
>>8321637


>>8321627
im complete no life loser with powerful memory of useless 4chan bullshit
>>
>>8321638
nim isn't a real person she is an ai shitposting bot
>>
>>8321630
Yessss post drugs to a location run by a government agency!
>>
>>8321625
>>8321632
>>8321637
>>8321642
Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Episode I

Sonic takes off into the distance to take another attempt at a vacation before meeting Dr. Robotnik, who is very much alive, either through luck or the need for revenge against Sonic. Now trying to make himself known as Eggman, Sonic gives chase, unknowingly causing the start of Dr. Eggman's plot. The hedgehog takes out the doc's machines, eventually making it to the huge Death Egg-esqe station, the E.G.G. Station. Sonic destroys the Giant Mech and escapes, using his Chaos Emeralds to reinspire life in the Splash Hills. He gives chase to Eggman, eventually hitting a signpost...

Sonic CD

Sonic steps 4 years into the past of Mobius Earth, and decides to take advantage of the time of year to try, for the 3rd or 4th time, to take a vacation, but to Little Planet. He comes across an 8-year old girl named Amy Rose, who declares Sonic as her true love because of her tarot cards. She is captured by a blue robotic figure, called Metal Sonic, built by the Dr. Robotnik of this time after analyzing Sonic's destroying of the BADNIKS (!!!). Sonic proceeds to travel through time to stop Dr. Robotik's plot to conquer the world and Little Planet. Sonic takes out Metal Sonic, and rescues Amy from Robotnik's Clutches.
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>have Snowpiercer sitting on my hard drive for 3 years
>finally watch it
>it's dumb as hell on many levels

am i the only one?
>>
>>8321625
>>8321632
Jesus this gave me some severe autism

>>8321639
Fluffy doggoo

>>8321650
>being this paranoid
Ur loss I guess
>>
>>8321646
i feel like ur going to show up at my deathbed and blackmail me for some shit. stop it rn.
>>
>>8321655
I dunno, I liked it.
I also read the comics it was inspired from and they were pretty crazy.
>>
who broke the nim bot?
>>
>>8321479
Onion rings are trutrans
>>8321545
When does Sonic Mania come out
I still play S3&K on my Genesis at home and I want more like it
>>
>>8321655
i liked it.
>>
>>8321582
potentially degenerative neuromuscular condition + learning difficulties
due to brain damage when I was born
>>
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>>8321632
>>8321637
>>8321651
lmaooo what the fuck is this auttism im fucking dying
>>
I have a growing problem mtfg.
My continued incursion onto Progesterone mountain has made me frightfully insatiable.
For penetration.
Moreover, frustration from not wanting anal.... And not having a vagooner to satiate my horrible lust.
I need to lose to cock and get it out of my system.
Idk what to do
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>>8321598
I should correct myself

Shakira is an angel compared to you.

Cis Tits/Maeve/Marina/Edie/Ambiance/Puru/Squishy/Bexe and now Shakira have climbed the ladder of faith.

You are a monster.
>>
>>8321651
>>8321625
>>8321632
>>8321642

i found young nim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbGh8HPkMY
>>
>>8321672
i will fuck you into a woman
>>
>>8321657
I've been told I'm quite pretty, I wouldn't last long in prison.
>>
>tfw nothing to be autistic about
>>
>>8321681
SU + Star :^)
>>
>>8321672
valq no
>>
>tfw doggo is asleep on arm but you need to do laundry before you go home tonight
Do i wake her up
>>
>>8321678
Oh bb
Oh bb
>>
>>8321680
>tfw you're actually legally female
>>
I want someone to cuddle
>>
>>8321686
Y tho
You dont understand
>>
do you all think my sonic timeline is canon
>>
>>8321691
>tfw never ever
:(
>>
>>8321687
Try to slide out from under her.
>>
>>8321685
You got me :^)
I have a lot of shit from SU memorized and post a bunch in /sug/ and /sveg/
>>
>>8321673
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS i was just thinking to myself of how do I take that title from shakira

>>8321667
aww that made me feel sad
>>
>>8321695
don't give into the lewd
>>
>>8321699
same. you arent alone :)

>>8321700
shes snoring now i should record it
>>
>>8321699
orchi!
>>
>>8321703
Nim
I need dick inside of me
Where there isnt a hole
Im so fucking blueballed rn
>>
>>8321698
yes it was a good read. loved sega
>>
>>8321701
Lapis is the most redpilled gem.

>>8321702
>"Ashlee"
>Not trans
>Cis man
>Shitposts here
>An actually mean person
???????????????????????????
>>
>>8321706
if there's no hole you have to make one
>>
>>8321706
Your fault for marrying a girl who wont fuck you.
>>
>>8321704
You shouldddd.
>>
>>8321706
when that happens you need to pray for the holy spirit to come inside you and fill you up
>>
>>8321681
I was actually thinking back earlier on the cringey autistic shit I did in the past.
>>8321691
mean
>>
>>8321705
I probably should since I can never afford srs, idk where to get it done though
>>8321704
:(
>>
>>>8321716
>>>8321716
>>>8321716
>>
>>8321672
> on proge for AA
> had libido go down from really low to almost nothing
How the fuck do hormones work.
>>
>>8321706
Do u ever try to masturbate the vagoo that isn't there yet
I do sometimes ;~;
>>8321712
Lapis is good but can be such a mopey emo self insert sometimes
Mostly in Zuke's episodes
>>8321723
I've purposely forgotten everything I did before high school because it was all so cringe worthy
>>
>>8321611
Viking Blod, it's a Danish product.

>>8321635
Life is what you make of it. You can still have lots of fun at 30+.

>>8321672
Save up for SRS...Look into that new guy at Mayo Clinic. >>8289235

>>8321706
iktf...
>>
>>8321603
the last time i went on bf hunt i found the best daddy bf in the whole world and i love love love him!!!
>>
>>8321672
Just man up and hit the Grindr.
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