What do trannies actually expect to happen when they date someone

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>>8304731

>>8304741
thank you for that laugh
>>8304731
anyone who does this is a retard

>>8304731
Nothing because that almost never happens.

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>>8304741

>>8304835
these are making me laugh way too much

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>>8304856

>>8304866
oh my god

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>>8304870

last one

>>8304877
i don't get this one...

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Well this thread is now officially derailed

>>8304905
Jurassic park?

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>dating someone for four months before having sex
unless you are in high school you essentially boned yourself anyway by doing this

>>8304905

Jurassic Park. There's a scene where the park warden is stalking some escaped velociraptors. He thinks he's got the drop on one when one teleports next to him. Before he dies, he utters 'clever girl'

Even if he gets pissed off and runs away, you still got a few free dinners and movies

>>8304939

>thanks for the dinner btw I have a penis :D
>....
>....
>omae wa mo shindeiru

>>8304925
do people have sex quickly in relationships?
i have never had one

>>8305024
It depends. A lot of people these days even have sex outside of relationships, which is crazy to me. I think that if I was dating someone (me personally) I would give it like a month or two of knowing and dating the person before I would feel comfortable having sex with them. But if you don't move quickly enough then you might have a situation where you are sexually incompatible, like if your girlfriend had a dick. And then it's like fucking half a year of your life wasted.
With my last boyfriend is was a couple weeks or a month before I fucked him so basically on the mark but I haven't really dated anyone since.
I dunno what other people do cos I don't give a fuck about what other people do.

People seriously wouldn't be able to recognize a man in girl clothes? I'm not from /lgbt/ and saw this on the popular thread, but wouldn't the hands/shoulders/face give it away?
Unless you're Asian or something, the chance of passing as a girl are pretty low aren't they?

>>8305105
Some men can pass convincingly as women. My ex wasn't even trans and people thought he was my girl. It was fucking freaky to me.

>>8305105
>using the front page

>>8305105
Youve never been people watching before, have you? The whole Man in a dress thing is a meme (your average person pictures a scruffy Vin Diesal type in a skirt and wig when they hear it).
Your average tranny looks like your average to below average cis woman. Why do you think there were so many news stories last year about ciswomen that have short hair or kinda weird faces/bodies getting shit over using the womens bathroom? The "men in dresses" are either trannys that make little to no effort, Older suzans level hons, or Truly genetically unlucky individuals and you rarely see these people outside of the internet and liberal hubs like NYC/Portland/San Fran. Seriously, sit in a mall or something and just check people out, looking for all of the "tranny red flags". I did this a little while ago and saw trannys ( mtf and ftm) EVERYWHERE. Its crazy.

>>8305114
>>8305190
What about the hands and the shoulders tho

>>8305225
many cis women have wide shoulders and big hands

>>8305085
>>8305024
>>8304925
i dont have any real relationship experience, but i think i'd need to be dating some one at least a month or two to have sex
i mean, by the time we're an exclusive couple i'd think we'd be fucking, but who knows how long that takes?

>>8305225
>hands

I may be biased because my hands are pretty small/dainty, but I've never actually noticed big hands on my twinkhon friends before. The faces and voices are way more noticeable.

>>8305300
That's the first thing I notice when I watch Shemale porn t b h

They should expect that men are animals.

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>>8304731
A beat up?

>>8305225
>What about the hands and the shoulders tho\

I was including that.
You see all kinds of things when you people watch.
as far as hands go, I myself have never actually noticed anyones hands unless there was something tactically exceptional about them i.e. very soft, very moist, very hard and calloused, etc., but thats not to say you wouldnt pick up on that.

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>>8308325

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>>8304905
how have you not seen jurassic park

>>8308365
not them but is it weird that I didn't watch it because I liked dinosaurs so much that I autistically avoided seeing it because it's essentially just a monster movie? half the shit is made up, it's not educational at all

>>8308365
no i haven't

>>8304731
Relevant Family Guy scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STQFVfAJfEI

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>>8308377
>half the shit is made up, it's not educational at all
Is it, though? Pic related is about two years from realisation.

>>8308441
First that counts on viable mammoth DNA being recovered and that zygote will have elephant mitochondria anyway, and think of the controversy of it since elephants are endangered themselves.

Second anon was probably talking more about dinosaurs chewing, "its visions based on movement", lack of feathers, giant "Velociraptors", Dominican amber being from the Mesozoic, etc.

>>8308487
>Second anon was probably talking more about dinosaurs chewing, "its visions based on movement", lack of feathers, giant "Velociraptors", Dominican amber being from the Mesozoic, etc.
How, though? The way it's written insinuates they've never seen it at all.

>>8308515
Like she (assuming mtf, since autistic interest in dinosaurs) said, it's basically a monster movie. Monster movies cast monsters, not natural history.

I mean come on, Walking With Dinosaurs was "science" and it was bad enough. If that triggered her, she was right to be wary of any dinosaur movie.

>>8308544
>assuming mtf, since autistic interest in dinosaurs

I take great offense to this, I'm just an autistic girl

>>8308574
Ok so I was basically right.

>>8308602
Well, no

>>8308604
Come on, you know what I mean. What's the practical difference?

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>>8308629
No, I don't know what you mean. I told you I don't have a dick. What are you implying?

>>8308644
Look, as an autistic cisles you've got basically the same thinking processes as a typical mtf, right down to the dinosaur thing.

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>>8308662
Nobody said anything about being a lesbian either, Freud.

>>8308668
Sure, then what, bi?

>>8308678
I guess. I'm in a long term straight relationship and don't ever plan on meeting anyone else for a looong fucking time if anything were to happen. I'd kind of rather shoot myself than have to go back into the dating scene and meet other men and women my age.

>>8308702
Yeah I can imagine a lot of mtfs feel the same sexually. Why are you even on /lgbt/ if you're in a straight relationship and only even "guess" you're bi?

>>8308717
Pure disrespect.

>>8304731
I can barley go a week of dating before one of us wants to have sex, sometimes not even that long, hell I even have sex with almost strangers. I am confused

>>8308721
Please rephrase?

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>>8308728
Straight people post here all the time. If someone has a problem with me being here if I'm not LARPing or trolling, I simply don't care, because they are probably people who think my autistic dinosaur phase from childhood has something to do with my sexuality.

>>8308743
I don't have a problem with you being here. I just wondered why.

You've got to admit though if you've been here a while that bisexuality, dinosaurs and autism are a lot less common in cis females than mtfs.

>>8308752
I guess I made the mistake of not living up to a stereotype. Fuck, what's wrong with me?

>>8308758
Jeez anon, why so ob the defensive? It's just an observation that psychologically you clearly have a lot more in common with typical mtfs than typical cis women.

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>>8308763
It's bullshit, and it's a presumption based on memes. Most of these people you're talking about, they don't have a proper diagnosis for autism anyway. I get that this is basically a board where mostly trans people post but why does everything under the sun have to be dragged into gender politics? What was the point making the assumption at all?

>>8308776
I'm not talking about proper diagnoses, just the broad groups of people that match those descriptions autistically dinosaur obsessed bisexual girls are a tiny minority of cis girls and a large portion of trans girls.

>>8308800
Alright. So what if I were mtf, and you clocked me based on this one fact, would I be justified in taking offense to that then?

>>8308828
What would be offensive about that?

>>8308726
learn to keep it in your pants desu
i understand being horny, but having sex with people you don't know/barely know is dumb
i care about the emotional connection moreso than anything else, but perhaps i'm being a very typical woman or something.

why the fuck would you date someone for more than a month without knowing if you're sexually compatible

that's just asking for problems

>>8309346
cause there's more to life than sex? it's only weird nowadays, but in the past it would have been pretty normal.

>>8308325
what is this a reference to even?

>>8304731

> implying MtF trannies here don't have a fetish for being beaten up

>>8304731
when has this happened

>>8311466
i don't