>tfw 26yo mtf (which is like 62 in breeder years) >tfw

>>8274260
>tfw I am so old I can only settle for being a lonely cat lady now tbqh
I know the feel

>>8274260
I like animals more than people so I'm OK with this fate tbqdesu

>>8274260
Why do faggots act as if life ends when you're 25-30.

>>8277940
When you're mtf you don't expect to live a long fulfilling life

>>8274260
hemm teen. still some masculinization happened.


so better for like starting hrt at age 10 before testosterone first starts hitting so male facial and body features are prevented.

tfw 26

reeee I'm fucking fall apart have you heard of acid reflux fml

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>tfw broke in bumfuck nowhere and pissing my best years away by staying in my room all day

if it's any comfort cis losers do this too

>>8278228
Same ;___;

>tfw you've lived OP's fantasy and regret it everyday

there's a reason why they call it fantasy

>people in their twenties bitching

I'm in my thirties. I'd kill to be 26 again.

>>8277940
Because MTF's end their lives at 30.

>>8278250
Greentext your cumsluttery

>>8278235

Do what? What do cis winners do?

>>8278250
GREENTEXT TIME

>tfw 26yo mtf
Oh shut up, you haven't even hit 30 yet and you can still get fucked. Come back when you are staring 45 in the face and you are in a condo that smells like cat piss.


>>8278257
.....But Im not dead yet, or is this from external threats?
Also, you do know there are a decent amount of older transwomen, right? Not alot, but a nice amount.

>>8278402
>prolonging your suffering
K

>>8274260
>cat lady
Why not a bird lady, though? Feeding pigeons, sparrows, inca doves...

>>8277971
Why are getting acid reflux?
>>8278228
I'm not broke, I guess, but otherwise same
>>8278251
I'm in my twenties, I'd kill to be 16 again.

>>8278471
What's so great about 16?

>>8278471
I would commit genocide to be 16 again.

>>8278250

welp, you guys asked

>be me
>be 15, almost 16
>5'3, no more than 100 lbs or so. super girly body + face, didn't help that i had long hair, too
>always wore "unisex," baggy clothing. hoodie and jeans, usually. also would wear my hair in a ponytail sometimes.
>was "that really quiet but smart kid" at school
>kept to myself all the time
>didn't have any friends
>never talked
>never went to P.E. because i either skipped or was taking extra credit classes so no one could've had any clue i was a boy
>one day this guy comes up to my locker
>it's one of the cool dudes in the school. not really a jock, but def not some loser nobody (he was actually p chill despite his "cool guy status")
>about 6'0, built, typical attractive guy
>fuckfuckfuckwhatdoyouwant?
>keepcool.jpg
>"hey anon, you're smart right? would you mind maybe helping me out? i'm failing a class and could use a tutor. that cool?"
>o-okay
>btw this school is a merge high school and college, so this dude is a good bit older than me
>go over to his place to study
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>this continues for a few weeks
>we end up becoming friends
>holy fuck i made a friend
>happy af
>one day
>same routine, different day
>at his place
>studying
>i notice he just keeps staring at me

>>8279550
>all of sudden he wants me to eat his poop
>omg.jpg
>I love straight man poop
>he sits on my face
>shits in my mouth
>I eat it all
>we continue like this for a few months before he breaks it off

>>8279550
>"is something wrong?"
>"nah. hey anon do you have a boyfriend?"
>'boyfriend'
>wat
>"...what?"
>"a boyfriend. do you have one?"
>confused as all fuck
>i'm not gay
>"um... no?"
>he just sits there and nods slowly
>awkward silence
>feels like forever
>starts staring at me again
>something's fucky
>he starts going in for the kiss
>fuckfuckfuck
>be a lonely loser + socially awkward retard + kissless virgin because girls would never date me because "omg you're so cute, like a brother!!1!"
>just kinda let him kiss me
>don't reciprocate, but don't stop him either
>WHAT DO I DO?!
>he starts cupping my cheek
>moves his hand lower
>starts feeling under my shirt
>begins to tweak my nipples between his fingers
>can feel myself become hard
>"you have such small breasts anon. i like that, it's cute"
>wat
>still confused as all fuck
>continues playing with my "breasts"
>"i've never been a big fan of huge tits anyways"
>suddenly it clicks
>o i c
>he thinks i'm a grill
>continues making out
>too shocked to say anything
>he finally starts undressing me
>fuckfuckfuck
>off goes the hoodie and shirt
>"w-wait!"
>"what is it anon?"
>"i think there's a huge misunderstanding. you see, i'm..."
>face palm
>should've stopped this sooner but was too much of a herpderp
>"you're?"
>"i'm..."
>"a virgin? i know, it's okay--"
>"no. i mean, yes. but that's not what i meant!"
>"???"
>"i'm not gay!"
>complete silence
>"...what did you say?"
>"i'm not gay..."
>"...so you're..."
>"a boy..."
>more silence
>silence
>silence
>silence

>>8279567
spot on
>>8279574
>"... show me"
>"what?"
>wat
>"show me. i want to see it"
>is this guy for fucking real?
>"but we're not gay..."
>"just fucking show me"
>slowly begin to take off my socks and shoes, pants, and now standing there in my underoos
>bulge is now somewhat obvious
>embarrassed af, refuse to look him in the eye
>"those too, anon"
>slowly remove the underoos
>more silence
>"..."
>"..."
>zeros in on me and starts kissing me again, playing with my "breasts," and pushes me against the wall
>turns me around
>pushes my face against said wall
>spreads my ass with his thumbs
>pulls his cock out from his pants
>starts rubbing his head against me
>"you're prolly gonna be in some pain. idk if it's the same with guys, but it should go away"
>starts pushing inside me
>I'M BEING RIPPED APART
>NOPENOPENOPE
>THIS CONFIRMS IT, I'M NOT GAY AT ALL
>begins pumping away, slowly at first
>"this kind of hurts..."
>"it's because you're not feeling good. make yourself feel good and it'll get better"
>"okay..."
>begin stroking my cock
>starts holding onto my hips and going harder and faster
>h-hey, it's starting to feel good
>continues fucking me
>holy fuck this is amazing
>fucking me full force, balls slapping against each other, stroking my cock
>he starts biting my neck and saying dirty things in my ear like 'you're such a good girl' and how he loves fucking my 'pussy'
>he fills me up, i cum on the wall
>after that he just kinda lays on top of me until he's soft enough to pull out, panting, tired af

>>8279596
>eventually he pulls out
>silence
>we both get dressed
>don't even finish studying
>he says nothing and i leave without a word
>the next day we avoid each other
>and the day after that, and so on
>continue the school year without speaking to each other, not even eye contact
>eventually i move states
>haven't heard from him since
>now 23
>i still think about him and masturbate
and that's how i became a faggot

now you might be thinking where the regret comes in. well, the regret is basically if this never happened and i wasn't such a shy, socially awkward pussy, i could've avoided becoming said faggot and maybe (maybe) lived a normal life as a straight man. after this i literally became obsessed with cock, and the only thing i could think about was taking it up the ass by dudes.

i no longer masturbated to women. instead i wanted to BE the woman.

i sometimes fantasize what my life would've been like if we hadn't of done what we did. oh well, too late now :'^)

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>>8279567
>I love straight man poop

mfw

>>8279617
>i no longer masturbated to women. instead i wanted to BE the woman.
Wait AGP can be induced now?

>>8274260
try craigslist, you can meet some pretty cool guys there

>>8279627


its time you get off the fucking internet you disgusting manhon -swami

>>8279617
>if this never happened
The guy fucked you because he KNEW you where a girl because you ARE - stop pretending this event "turned" you "gay", when in reality it made you REALISE you're a GIRL.

>>8274260
I'm a cis male and I got fucked at school and rinsed men for their money.
Your problem isn't that you didn't transition early, it's that you're ugly and/or socially retarded.

>>8280161
greentext pls

>>8278463
Don't birds usually harbor parasites?

>>8280161
This >>8280241 except change it so you're a tranny or cis girl instead of male.

>>8280161
G R E E N T E X T
>>8280367
Lolthis
Be sure to include all the trann memes like "pudgy tummy", "supple conetits" etc lol

>>8280358
Yeah, but so do all other pets/animals. Anyway, I used to keep chickens when I was younger and never caught anything from them.

>>8278257
But why?

>>8277940
because if we don't have godly genes we bulk up like crazy around 24.

I wish i had a cute frame :(

>>8274260
Early transitioning isn't like that. But maybe I transitioned too late to really know.

>>8282574
What is it like?

>>8282608
Basically the guys at school were just like "uhhh why do you have boobs?"

>>8279617

>mfw I thought this would make me feel less nostalgic for a life never lived by showing the darker side
>the darker side was coming to terms with yourself earlier

You lied and I hate you

>>8282620
I'm guessing there was more to it than that.

>>8282620
That's because you perhaps looked like a man. If you looked like a girl, they wouldn't ask you that, duh.

>>8282574
Mid transitioning*

>>8282866
They already knew I was when I started transitioning, so of course they knew me as a boy.

>>8283613
>replying to >>8282866 but not >>8282669

>>8283613
Sorry, knew *who I was

>>8283686
There are some more stories of stuff that happened, but they weren't very interesting. Only one guy ever did stuff with me, and our "relationship" started with a nonconsensual thing he did that was kinda gross, pretty sure he was a chaser and he was "dating" like three other cis girls at the time. Or at least one other girl. So I stopped seeing him.

>>8283733
>There are some more stories of stuff that happened, but they weren't very interesting.
Let me be the judge of that please anon!

>>8278471
Im not sure. It gets waaaay worse I've noticed when I get stressed. I wish I could say certain foods trigger it but that's not always the case. I had x-rays my stomach and throat are fine. Tums can help but if there's too much I just gotta wait a few days till I can eat normally. Seriously makes me wanna kill myself. I just got over a bad period.

>>8279567
Fucking kek

>>8280104
Look at this mental justification

>>8279617

>i sometimes fantasize what my life would've been like if we hadn't of done what we did. oh well, too late now

As a fucking 5'3" male? My brother and I wish we could change heights (I'm 5'10" and he's 5'2") if anything, you're lucky you're a tranny at that height.