>Best friend is girl, hang out together all the time
>Family calls her my "girlfriend", totally convinced that we're dating
>I'm actually incredibly homosexual (only female friend knows) and me and her talk about boys together
Who else /devilish/?
>>8226954
I wish I had a female friend like that
Lol it will be so funny when they find out.
>>8226959
they're called fag hags.
most gays have one.
>>8227012
If you're bisexual you get to fuck them too
>>8227026
Going to try this out
>>8227026
in my experience, most fag hags are fat or were molested as children or are otherwise damaged and so they hang out with gays because we are non-threatening and don't ask for sex, which they feel uncomfortable providing due to their body dysmorphia and/or other emotional baggage.
But, sure, keep telling yourself that women want to have sex with a bisexual man.
(they don't)
>>8227104
>not buttfucking fatass fag hags who were molested as children and who cut themselves like crazy
you would be surprised how good it is
>>8227104
this. no one wants bisexuals, not even other bisexuals
>>8226954
>best friend and i are secretly in a relationship
>she's out, but i'm not, so she doesn't tell anyone
>break up over a petty squabble from a combination of my stress and her resentfulness
>parents remain convinced it's just normal friend troubles
d-devilish
My bestie is also a girl, but I'm a tranny so I guess it's just normal to have female friends then.
On the subject, girls make way better friends when you're an emotional wreck. Guys can be total bro and super chill when hanging out, but the moment I start crying they just freeze up. Girls will be like "nooo don't cry i love you have some chocolate let's talk about it over a cup of tea ;_;"