>tfw you're a 6'8 290 lbs jock who pretends to be

>>8221696
holy fuck

please rape me Im willing!

>>8221711
It's not rape if you enjoy it, bby

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>>8221696
kys

>>8221984
Has this happened to you or what?

>>8221696
>6'8 290 lbs
What is this in civilized units?

>>8221696
Hero

>>8221696
What age of twink/trap do you pretend to be?

But what if they're bottom chasers...

>>8222551

I'll show you how to convert. In 6'8" multiply the 6 by 12, then add the result to the 8. Now you have that height in inches. Then multiply that by 2.54 to get centimeters. For the 290 pounds divide by 2.2 to get the kg. You're done.

>>8222551

2032 millimeters, 1289.98 newtons.

>>8222607
then they don't enjoy the raping as much

>>8222551
>What is this in civilized units?
Use google

202 cm
131 kg

>>8222538
No, but it looks fun and pitiful at the same time.

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>>8221696
>tfw you pretend to be a chaser in hopes of being lured in

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>>8221696
>tfw you're a 5'5 119 pound trap and you pretend to be a pedo/bisexual so you can get raped ruthlessly.

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>>8221696

Holy shit, I do this too. I guess you too had it rough growing up? I just want these people to suffer.

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>>8221696
>6'8 290 lbs jock who pretends to be a qt twink/trap on the internet

*giggles seductively*

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>>8221696
>tfw you're a 6'4" 200 lbs pretty pretty princess who pretends to be a manly chad at gay bars to lure masculine cis gay tops to ruthlessly rape you

>>8221696
>and then I frogpost on a korean painting board
nice try autist