What's the difference between a dating a man and dating

>>8218734
>dating a women?
Multiple personality issue?

>>8218734
>trying to be gay
what did you mean by this

>>8218783

Nah, just want to date a cute guy at school.. i'm not gay though

>>8218734
the pic hits home
>mtf pass 100%
>work as a driver for dominos
>still have to be called dead name cause shitty south
>dominos tracker tells you the name of your driver
>at least once a day i get "your not joshua" and i just try to explain for them to not get it

>>8219409
Just say" my mom is a hippie".

>>8219409
Umm contact hr. I'm mtf haven't changed my name and get called my new name at work, also work at dominos. If your managers won't give you the information to someone to can help you email someone higher up who can.

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>>8218734
Not much. Relationships are hard. Turns out people are shitty in very similar ways, and the sooner you get that through your head, the closer you will be to finding Mr/Mrs. Right. (or something but I don't know the gender neutral term for Mr/Mrs.)

>>8218734
I always want to try that "send your cutest delivery boy ^_^" thing, but then i'm afraid the delivery boy would be expecting a girl, and then murder me b/c of gay panic

>>8219709
Nobody's going to fucking murder you while delivering your pizza m8, are you retarded?

>gay panic
what, are you going to open the door and he's going to lose his fucking mind because there's a guy standing there, like 80% of the clientele for fast food pizza deliveries?
As long as you're not going to open the door naked or some shit then no worries, and even if you do it's probably something they're used to seeing once in a blue moon since "le naked pizza dare" is normie-tier

>>8219721
well, it's also when i get pizza delivered, i am looking incredibly fucking unattractive... like i'm wearing some semen & pasta sauce-encrusted t-shirt. the whole point of me ordering pizza is not having to have dressed/maybe even showered to go outside.

i'm generally in no position for flirtation

>>8219736
You can make yourself look presentable before ordering the pizza, but who cares honestly? Do you think that you're going to get a date from the pizza guy? If you like how he looks, leave your phone number with your tip when you look your best and hope he calls back but either way eat your pizza.

>>8219629
>>8218789
>>8218783

Well, i mean gay porn never disgusted me. And some of it is kinda hot. Plus i have more in common with most men than i do with women

>>8219409
Oh look, a histrionic tranny cunt storms the thread about gay people and starts treating it as her personal blog. Kill yourself.

>>8222399

lgbt has been taken over by trspd

>>8219709
Silly anon. They're going to ignore what you wrote and Sanjib will deliver your pie like always.

>>8218734
>get dick
>guys tend to be less dramatic
>a little harder to get to their core but once you do they're the most honest and cutest
That's it, as far as my dating experience goes
I prefer men tbqh, but you should ask someone bi. I'm biased towards men preferably with cocks.

>>8218734
Dating a man is soooo much better. You like playing vidya all day? Cool, let me be player 2. Or just suck your dick while you watch something. You get to be bros, and also have them lust for your cock.

I'm glad more guys are choosing to be gay. We've had political lesbians forever. They best way to undermine feminism and female empowerment is just let a faggot make you cum.

>>8218734
You might be more willing to settle for a lonely somewhat plain guy who gives you a lot of sexual attention and bros out with you so that you're both less lonely than you would be to settle for a plain lonely woman who might have different interests. That's all.

As a perma /v/irgin, do you guys actually like sucking dick?

>>8218734
date a man: blowjobs on demand

date a woman: might get a blowjob on your birthday if you're really lucky, but it'll be lackluster, full of teeth, and she'll keep interrupting it to complain

to each his own

>>8224931
Some people like feeling like a whore and gagging. It's a very active thing as well. Seeing your partner react can be bretty kewl. Personally I'm not as into it (though I've been told I'm very good at it with the use of various techniques and the like), but a lot of people are. I'd rather eat pussy. It requires a bit more skill and you have to pay more attention to your partner. More difficult to master, but totally worth it.

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>>8224931
Where do you think you are?

>>8224976
>sucking dick is what a whore does

This is why bisexuals need to be purged.

>>8222293
not trying to be "that person"

but trying to be gay is different than bi curious or even just confused
when you say it like that it makes it sound like you just decided to be gay

>>8225056

LMAO I agree with this anon. Why doesn't anyone want to hook up with bisexuals? The world may never know!

>>8225056
C'mon man, sucking dick feels pretty whorish. That's not necessarily a bad thing. I mean you're sucking, slurping, licking, and lavishing a dick with attention. That feels pretty whorish to me. But hey, stone people really love that feeling. Nothing wrong with that. Personally, it made me feel used, probably because of my partners. Or maybe sucking dick just isn't for me.

Something strange, sucking tiny trans women dong is a much different experience. Much more like eating pussy.

Not to say that you can't go gentle with dong or attack a pussy. It's always dangerous to make generalizations.

>>8225111
If he's a lonely virgin then he's more "prison gay". Can't blame a guy for getting desperate.

>>8225210

I think it's too strange for a guy to try to have gay sex if he's really straight just because he can't be with a woman.

>>8225247
Sexuality is more flexible than that. Think a non newtonian fluid. Press too hard and it seizes up. Keep it slow, warm, and gentle and you'll have a liquid mess.

But no, there's too many people on the Internet going from str8 to futa to traps for it not to be possible.

>>8224971
Iono, my last gf would try to blow me whenever no one was around. I had to couch her a bit but she got better at it. Always wanted to swallow or for me to finish on her chest.
But, do have to say, first guy I was ever with, sucked cock like a vacuum. I mean, even after I came, just kept going. Was a whooole different experience.

>>8225307
Coach*

>>8225128
Because most bisexuals just end up going straight and therefore hooking up with bisexuals is not something that will ever last.

The only thing worse than having a straight crush is to have a bi crush suddenly stop being reachable.

>>8225111
>>8225210

Not really desperate, i just rather be with someone i can relate to.

>>8225491
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

>implying men can't relate to women and vice versa
>implying you're unable to relate to women (prison gay)

Just do it, ya fag. No need to make excuses.

>>8218734
gay monogamy is a fucking meme and coming to terms with the truth of that hurts so bad

us fags are all whores
Date women if you're able to

>>8226754
>gay monogamy is a fucking meme
Speak for yourself. I personally know a few happily married or happily committed older gay couples.