*rinngg* >"anon! Your friend came to visit you, come

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>>8189646

>b-be right down!
>omigoshomigoshomigosh....! hope he doesn't notice this pimple on my forehead >_<

>>8189646
>sorry I don't drink before 8PM.
>see you in class though

he doesn't have gay face so it's obviously a bully trap

>>8189646
Bitch the fuck cut your hair?
And why are you making duck face at me?
Girl bye

>>8189646
>drinking beer and getting fat for a person who you barely know who showed up at your house spontaneously when you never told him your address

>>8189646
>Well I graduated 9 years ago.. and who let this other stranger in my house? How do you know my name is, 'anon'?
>Who the hell are you people?
>If you need money for drugs, I'm unemployed so you're wasting your time.
>I'm calling the cops.

>>8189646
>a beer in the park

this is illegal in my country :(

>>8189665
>it's obviously a bully trap
>not packing knifes and a gun along with the condoms.
And you knw maybe it's one of those straights who are ok with a little dick sucking.

>>8189671
This is why you don't have any friends.

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Sure, S-Senapi.

Fetish statuses: triggered.

>>8189748

Do you live in a muslim theocracy?`

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>>8189885
yes.
i'm in the usa.
they call it public intoxication and tell you to get back to work.

>>8189927
Daily reminder that if your state still has public intoxication laws and actively enforces them, then you indeed live in a theocracy... but the Christian version of a theocracy.

>>8189675

One beer won't make you fat. myproana.com

>>8189927

You're not going to get drunk from a single beer. Which is what the charge is for. Plus, since you're hanging with a White guy, even assuming you're not White, you won't be charged.

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>>8189646

>y-you too...

>>8189941
>You're not going to get drunk from a single beer. Which is what the charge is for.

So I looked it up and it is an "Open Container" law.
So you don't actually have to be drunk.
You just can't have an open container with alcohol in it.
Thanks religious freaks!

>>8189820

Which fetishes?

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>>8189646
i live in a 1 floor studio by myself, who would be calling me?

and there's no one i'm attracted to in the class that i most recently missed

and the architecture in the background of that picture is completely uncharacteristic of the neighborhood in which i live

the internal logic of this scenario is completely untenable

>>8190036
cute college boy...check
drunken public sex...check
being told i have friends...check

>>8189778
I know but I love being a bitchy faggot :(

>>8190023
The open container law is truly bullshit - homeless people ruined it for everyone

Protip: get a small Coke from McDicks, buy a bottle of rum or whiskey, drink a bit of the Coke, add liquor - boom - public drinking made easy

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>>8189646
>I haven't showered in a week
>I have back pain
>I'm busy
>Sorry

>>8189665
This, trust your radar.

>>8189940
>california
>christian

>>8190096
O wow my immersion is suddenly shattered

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>>8192310
welcome back to the reality of no bf

>>8191890
this so much

>>8189646

H-h-hey, Ch-Chad. I d-didn't think you would have noticed me in class. I just try to stay invisible to attractive guys like you, so I don't worsen your day. B-but I'll g-go with you if you're sure.

>>8189646

Only 3 people responded positively. I'm sure they were all trans and of course the rest of you were cynics.

>>8189646
>beer

No thanks.

>>8189778
You don't have any friends either darling if your posting on 4chan.

>>8194397
My God how low can your self esteem be bro

>>8189646
>h-hey Chad c-c-can I... unghn... skin yout and w-wear you as a f-fffflesh suit?

>>8200797

Pseudo FtM please go.

>>8194397
That's okay, you'll feel better after you've had the first one, don't beat yourself up so much you're easy to talk to.

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>>8194397
Holy fuck, this is me, stutter and all.

Oh Shit.

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>>8200797

>when the skinwalker accidentally took a low self-esteem tranny's body

>>8189748
It's illegal in a lot of countries. It just matters if its enforced or not. In most countries its not enforced at all, especially on weekends and holidays.

>>8189646
>Chad, Im willing to get coffee with you but im not coming back to that catechism class. Did Sally put you up to this? She needs to settle the fuck down. Father Thompson hates me, I get weird looks from everyone else and no matter what you or her have to say, im still doing HRT.

>implying anyone that attractive would ever be into an ugly brown mixed race kid like me

Haha no.
I would just slam the door on him and go back to playing DaS3 with my str8 normie friends.

>>8189646
Fuck the park, I'll just take him back up to my room and give him the boipucci.

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>>8189646
>"whatever, man"

quite frankly, northern europeans look like shit* compared to southern europeans

yup, that's an overstatement, but still...

>>8202464

This is oddly specific.

>>8203369
>quite frankly, western europeans look like shit* compared to eastern europeans
Westerners have a weak jaw and usually flabby.

>>8189671
lol hahah

>>8189646
please be my bf

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>>8189646
I don't drink alcohol.

>>8202509
I'm mixed and people think I'm hot.
I even got called hot by a load of people on /b/
But I do have more Caucasian hair and grey eyes which is probably why I'm more acceptable to the racist western beauty standards.

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>>8202509
Brown mixed boys can be very hot anon.

>>8206821
That's the worst example you can give.

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>>8206871
Shut the fuck up lucio a cute
Here's the image of a real person tho just because you're a cunt.

>>8207058
You're right. Compared that guy, Lucio looks better.

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>>8207085
Both look hot, I don't give a shit about your opinion.

>>8207096
You have weird taste, anon, but you do you.

>>8207058
He just looks weird. He looks like white kid that curled his hair and applied fake tan, t b h.

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>>8189646
fuck
imagine being this good looking
imagine the life

fuck

>>8202509
>be brown
>try to talk to 4ever alone faggots on 4chan to find bf
>instantly reject me when I say I'm brown without even seeing what I look like
>meet up with other white /pol/ guy from different chan
>says I'm beautiful/handsome/gorgeous and we begin dating
>realise these "tfw no bf waah" people on 4chan/lgbt are just incredibly picky and aren't even that attractive themselves

It's really just these lonely faggots on this site who are obsessed with muh white pale skin so they feel better about something they were born with and isolate anyone who isn't the same. Don't fester on it too much.

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>>8208017
Nice hair, nice skin tone, nice jawline, nice eyes.

What you call weird I call, an exotic combination.

If there's anyone that looks like that on this thread pls be my bf.

>>8208230

I would feel bad because I'm a tranny.

>>8206770
>But I do have more Caucasian hair and grey eyes which is probably why I'm more acceptable to the racist western beauty standards.

Lucky you. I have a Guatemalan Indian father and my mother is mestiza Mexican from the most racially diverse state in Mexico.
My sister came out like a stereotype cute Indian girl with some European features.
I came out looking like a fucking exotic mix and people confuse me for being a really dark and tall Asian.

>>8208356
I know that, but sometimes it gets to you.
And I'm not picky.
I just can't find an attraction to blacks, even though I have had several offers from really good looking ones. Funny enough it makes the BBC Queens envious of me.

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>>8208356
>>try to talk to 4ever alone faggots on 4chan to find bf
>>instantly reject me when I say I'm brown without even seeing what I look like

maybe you should try looking on stromfront
i hear they are more liberal

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>>8189646
Beer? Wtf Bro, next thing you're going to say is you're on estrogen or something.

>>8209529
He already said he got his /pol/ack qt bf.
Don't encourage cheating anon.

>>8210836
Hey my bf isn't qt. He's gruff and bearded and I'm the small qt one. He gives me a piggyback everytime I go to his house and loves carrying me

>>8210856
>He gives me a piggyback

u mean anal

>>8210911
That too