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hello, old friends >I am a very stereotypical Russian man

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hello, old friends

>I am a very stereotypical Russian man
>I currently live in New York, my first name is Vladimir, and I get drunk at midday on the regular
>as most people who aren't fucking retarded know, Slavs aren't faggots
>about 6 months ago I fucked a dude
>I wasn't even that drunk
>some of you might remember the post I made here that was very detailed on what the fuck happened
>I don't want to get into to much detail, but here's what basically happened
>clearly gay man approaches me
>"hey can I crash at your place tonight"
>I don't even fucking know him
>"aughugghhguahy"
>I drive him to my place
>I vaguely flop onto the couch
>me and fagboy play halo for a few hours then turn on a movie
>he puts his hand on my thigh
>dontfuckingtouchmeyoufuckingfudgepackingaidsmonkey.jpg
>I am incapable of most basic human functions
>scoot away and lay down
>he fucking pounces on me
>he looks kinda feminine so my drunk brain says fuck it
>he's skinny and has long hair
>I honestly don't know if I would've said no even if I had the strength to open my mouth
>fast forward like 3 hours
>yes, 3 hours
>we had a 3 hour fuckfest
>this fiasco ended with me crying on the couch and him walking out the door
>I've been jacking off to gay prons since
>I have his number
>part of me wants to text him and part of me wants to fucking die solely because of this entire situation
>he was cute as fuck though

help me
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I wish I could help, but I can't seem to find an issue.
Is it the alcoholism? I know a great AA group in Manhattan.
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>>8181918
forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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>>8181949
you're sending this bisexual drunk Russian man into a quarter life crisis
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>>8181992
honestly fuck off
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>>8181992
haHAA I can copy paste
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>>8181918
How the fuck the world came to the point where a feminine man has more balls to admit things he likes and fuck with the people he actually want than a masculine russian man?

Being a fag is ok, you can't control what you like but being a huge pussy is absolutely retarded. I mean if you lived in russia I could understand, but on kikeyork?
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>>8182636
If a feminine guy approached me, I'd pinch him in the face, pushed him to the ground, hit him on the face with my foot several times and pissed on his body. I hate femfags

t. Russian twink top
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>>8182717
>femme badtalking other femmes
Good thing I don't lose my sleep over the opinion of random nobodies on the internet, but I just want you to consider that for any passerby this "fight" would look more like a catfight.
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>this fiasco ended with me crying on the couch and him walking out the door
i am a horrible person for laughing at this?
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>>8182747
No, it's pretty pathetic, OP should be ashamed.
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>>8182732
Not that I hate fems, I just hate it when people I'm not attracted to are trying to hit me on as though they know for sure I want sex with them. I'm not an easy whore from hornet to be treated like that.
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>>8181918
>part of me wants to text him
>he was cute as fuck though
you were gay and in denial before you ever met or came into contact w/ this man, congratz
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>>8181918
>Бyквaльнaя пидopaшкa
>пopoceнoк пeтp cъeбывaл в пиндocтaн cтaтьcя хyecocoм в тo вpeмя кoгдa в Poccии чeчeнcкиe aльфa-caмцы eбyт Pyccкиe бляди
Aллaхy aкбap
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op is a fag
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>>8181918
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_who_have_sex_with_men

you don't have to be "gay"
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>>8182717
sorry for being a newfag, the fuck is this t. <sexuality> at the end of posts? whats the t mean?
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>>8181918
>help me
Die with honor.
Nvm russians have no honor.
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>>8190971
More than Anglos, although that's not saying much.
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>>8191001
>More than Anglos
Well that's more than enough to put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
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>>8182787
Cкaжи eщё, чтo ты нe пидop, pycaнoн
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>>8191099
>чeчeнeц
>pycaнoн
pycню в гaз
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>>8191107
>Чeчeнeц

Лapпep
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>>8191119
хyйцa бyдeшь пидopaкхa?
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>>8191016
Tell you what, Germans can DEFINITELY do that part right, it's pretty much historically proven.
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>>8191123
Mы нa /ЛГБT/, гpeшнo oткaзывaтьcя
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>>8191138
>Mы нa /ЛГБT/
тoчнo вы в aдy
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>>8181918
>stereotypical Russian man
>currently lives in New York
Who're you trying to cheat here, rich shit.
I hope you'll die of anal cancer.
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>>8191144
NYC outside of Jewhattan is poorer than Russia
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>>8191149
I don't care to tell shit from shit, I'll be hating your kind furiously until I get to NY myself.
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>>8191161
But NYC is a shithole my man.
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>>8191143
>Bы
>Лгбт пocтep
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>>8191166
I'd be happy to help you to get out from there to mother Russia. Do you mind the town of Ur'upinsk? I got 1-room flat on the outskirts there, can let you in for 15k roubles/month.
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>>8191187
I'm not OP dude.
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>>8181918
Go and be a couple.
Keep us updated.
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>>8181918
Help you what, not cry after sex? Okay get a therapist, and do not seek advice on mental/sexual health issues from an anonymous Chinese woodcutting image board.
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>>8181918
>Gay guy convinces a "straight" man that he's "gay" with sex.
Nice.

Also, you're bi.
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>>8181918
>crying on the couch
Fake. Russians can't cry.
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