/gaygen/

First for anime

Is INTP + ENFP the best couple?

How old are you? How difficult is it for you to date?

>>8144561
INTJ*

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Gaygen nerds I hate you all. ;3

Have this thicc guy.

>>8144571
23, and I've basically given up on online dating. My only hope rests in my straight friends occassionally hooking me up with guys they think I'd be into.

would you guys date a cute boy who has tiny boobs from estrogen?
asking for a friend

>>8144610

How big is your junk and do you plan on cutting it off?

>>8144625
just barely over 6", I don't think its shrank
I doubt I'll ever get it chopped off

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>tfw wasting your cute years in a tiny dead end village but you're too scared to go a to a big city

songs for this feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kml3J_hQy28

>>8144648

Not bad. I suppose if a person like that liked me i would date them al long as they topped. lol

>>8144658
lolll I ain't topping
but I'll stopping shitting up your guys thread now

>tfw no straight bf

>>8144604
This has never happened to me. Sometimes I feel like the only gay man in town.

>>8144648
I would date someone like that. Would you date a hairy,bald,5'8 man that is currently 12 pounds overweight and dropping?

>>8144761
yes as long as you're masculine
I like hairy guys and extra weight doesn't bother me to a point, better slightly bigger than super skinny

>>8144802
What counts as being masculine? I largely base that on someone's presentation.

>tfw your past keeps catching up to you through facebook
oy vey

>>8144816
that would be part of it for sure, also just how they act and general personality
like I act kinda faggy but I'd prefer my bf to generally not, be more rugged and tough seeming (even if he's a cute softie at heart)

>Son, let this daddy worship you're body! You just lay back moan, squirm and cum in my mouth. I don't even get undressed.

57 year old no picture sent me that on grindr. Sounds like a good time right?

>>8144550
Anime's dumb.

>>8144870
>you're

>>8144561
>>8144588
>using retarded as internet psychology

Everyone knows O+ & AB- makes the best couple.

>>8144656
>big city meme
Anon i lived in the middle of Assfuck, Nowhere while growing up. So when i had enough money i moved to a medium sized town

Move to a town you stupid moran

>>8144870
Nope
You just got hit on by an unwanted daddy. There's a reason no one wants them

Gaygen, big NO's?

>daddy kink

>>8144870
>not being paid
LMAO

>>8144971
>spends a lot of time on social media
>spends a lot of time talking about social issues
always leads to a really boring relationship t b q h

>>8144870
This. >>8144972
$1000. Cash up front.

>staight as fuck when a little horny
>gay as fuck when really horny
Why?

>>8144854
That might be me. If there are more guys like you then maybe I stand a chance.

>>8144980
$1000?
Talk about a cheap slut

>>8144985
u gay af

>>8144989
v true, that's the 'he's hot' discount, but if he's begging to suck people off for free, guaranteed ugly

>>8144985
That's kind of hot.
>tfw no MMF threesome where you get to fuck them both

>>8144965
Lol I knew that. Thought it'd be funny to post.

>>8144972
>>8144980

Has anybody ever done this? I've had a few daddies hit me up and I've thought about asking for money before.


>>8144989
Idk, I'll be a little slut for a stack I suppose.

>>8145040
People do it all the time. The better you look in comparison, the more you can charge. Doing it for free is retarded, it's not like these losers have anything else to spend their salary on. So always start high, you can negotiate down but never up.

>>8145040
I haven't mostly because of pride.
I think the best offer I got was for a $5k for me to fly out for a weekend.
Guy as actually a pretty good looking black dude.

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

why are arabs stuck in 80s fashion?

I can't take any of these refugees seriously even though some of them are really hot

>>8145186
I'm really into it I hope it never goes away.

>>8145054
I would never for free. I think I'll try it maybe. If he doesn't even undress I think I could make it through for some investing money.


>>8145063
Damn 5k and he was actually pretty good looking? That's a hard one to pass tbqh.

>>8144571
25 and borderline impossible
>I imagine, I have no idea

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>>8144656
>>8144957
heh, im leaving for seoul in june.
(hopefully)

>>8145252
I didn't really feel comfortable flying out of state for a weekend hook up. Also he was verse, but hoping I'd bottom.

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It is just as fun to scare as it is to be scared.

>>8144597
UGGHH!

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*puts on dumb expression*
*seduces you*

The oneitis isn't paying attention to me any more.

>>8144571

27, never really dated much even when I was younger, only when I first got interested in guys

>>8145743
It's probably for the best.

>>8145796
>only when I first got interested in guys
When did that happen?

>>8144571
24
Not difficult at all, I think the most agonizing part is when they refuse to actually hold up their end of the bargain and so you're stuck in this situation of trying to understand if they have tapped out of the date already or are just extremely anxious.
Everything else is pretty easy going, except when my str8 """""friends"""""" keep hooking me up with the only other gay guy they know without taking into account our likes/dislikes, like bitch I can only ride a double ended dildo for so long.

>>8145852

Uhh when I was like 21 or 22, I don't remember exactly

>>8144840
>normiebook
Just delete yourself and it
>>8144884
Don't you watch Chinese cartoons though

>>8145917
normiebook > gaygen
discuss

>>8145917
You calling me dumb? I'll smash ur gob in, m8.

>>8145933
Kys if you unironocally believe this

>>8145997
Come at me, faget

>>8146006
Nah.

>>8145998
kys if you unironically disagree

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I like Castlevania games

>>8146043
Nice retort

What has gay gen masturbated with?
>a 6 inch plastic novelty pen
>the handle of a window wiper
>pudding

>>8146116
Only my hands

>>8144597
>you will never look like this

I mean I will. But specifically you, Wiz, will not.

>>8145705
I want this entire special needs class

>>8146127
Sad.

>>8146145
More like not degenerate

>>8146116
when I was 14 y/o I sticked candles and carrots up my ass

>>8146171
There isn't a homosexual hierarchy sweetie.

We're all on this gay cruise together

Embrace yourself honey!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rXei2qBhEk

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>>8146132

Never say never. ;3

>>8146171
>not degenerate
>touching penis with hands
>not being pure innocent boy for big strong men to love

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>>8146207
actually, there are intricate hierarchies in all homosexual encounters

>>8146078
see >>8145998

>>8146213
i lasted about 20 seconds

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>>8144597
>>8146228

>>8146232
FURFAGS REEEEEEEEEE

>>8146232
Physically maybe. But I always pay on dates because dating the poor is part of my power fantasy

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My bf doesn't want to try sitting on my face during sex. How do I make him? Do I trick him by offering a rimjob?

>>8146229
Disgusting

>>8146116
Knife handle

>>8146116
I used the handle of a spatula

I was the only one who didn't eat the lasagna that night

>>8146266
deconstruct your toilet and be the toilet

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>>8146137
me too but especially him

>>8146349
The alt-reich likes to prey on the retardeds to join their ranks. You gotta get one before they're corrupted

>>8146496
this desu
and then craft him into a perfect mate who also functions as a ruthless bodyguard

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>>8146496
>>8146580
I'll try

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>>8145705
u wot m8?

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>>8146687
don't bully the slavs

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>>8146701
Wut u gonn do abat it m8?

>>8146710
stale meme

>>8146266
Dump him and get Billy Herrington, even though he's married and stuff.

Be one of those fag hags.

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>>8146741

I think my boyfriend is cheating on me. Is it weird if I make a fake grindr to potentially catfish him?

>>8147015
Yeah because he broke your trust so it's okay if you destroy his

>>8145705
>>8146349
>>8146616
who is this dude for real

>>8147015
wait so u know he has a grindr?

>>8147081
I mean I'm not sure.
>>8147109
Not exactly. We had one for 3 somes, but we got high one night and I was scrolling around looking for a guy. There was some messages to a guy from april 1st. Which was before we agreed to the 3 some stuff. He said he deleted it but I'm not to sure.

>>8147114
Or, or. Hear me out
You don't be a pacifist trap laying bitch and instead confront him on it.
You know, like a rational human being

>>8144544
I'm planning on surprise kissing my closeted faggot acquaintance that's been driving me crazy

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>you will never ever see Daddy Trump in person
Why even live

>>8147140
Don't do it, it's a trap.

>>8147131
I have but he denies it. I can't really remember what it all said because I was high as fuck at the time. But I remember a location thing being sent and a few dick pics.

I've got gay cancer

I'm going to die

>>8147184
and so are you.

>>8147199
I dunno about that one.

>>8147192
Maybe he wants to surprise you with a 3 way

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>>8147150

>>8147202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt19Vp9uBiQ

>>8147263
Sure, make no sense then link me to a some stupid 20-minute long video I'm obviously not going to watch. Why not.

Seek help for your mental issues.

>>8147319
Holy shit I totally agree with this. My thoughts exactly when I read the title and never licked on the link.

>>8147319
>>8147329
>"some stupid 20-minute long video I'm obviously not going to watch"
>some stupid 20-minute long video
>I'm obviously not going to watch
how can you distinguish that it's "stupid" if you haven't watched it?

Because your attention span is so, so, so very short
https://youtu.be/Tt19Vp9uBiQ?t=458

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>>8147346
pls kill yourself

>>8147346
good job baiting the trip fags, their egos dictate that they respond.

>>8147377
this isn't mascgen. this is gaygen which means it's a whole boatload of trannies trips and retards. If you want to actually talk to people who arent stupid go to mascgen

>>8144561
>>8144588
Fully opposite MBTI types will always make a good couple. The complementary perspectives + the ability to individuate yourselves makes things really strong.

My mom is ENFP and my dad is ISTJ and they're such a power couple.

This isn't always the ideal relationship though. Finding an ENTJ boy/girl is crazy fun for me. I hover between ENTJ and ENFJ and when I met a guy who hovered in that sweet spot, it was like finding a missing piece of myself.

>>8147396
honestly any LGBT community on the internet is terrible.

>>8147377
Thank you. I pride myself in being a "cuck whisperer". I think I've already got Clownwheels all figured out.

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>>8147450
>cuck whisperer
You lost me, but still good job either way.

I don't understand how my body works exactly, but my arms look longer than the should.
Legs and torso as well.
Head is a little bit smaller than normal too, but the rest of my body makes it just look smaller than it should.
Based on photos people think I'm tall, but I'm only 5'9".
Once I fully fix my posture I'll be like maybe an inch or two taller.
I don't understand.

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whos your /mtfg/ oldfag pretransition crush?

>>8148704
Kim was a qt. Shame about the degeneracy. How does she look now?

>>8148722
No clue.
Idek who that is

>>8148704
I don't know these people but I'm sure Kim is probably ruined now.

"Waste of a man" is a legit criticism

>>8148729
Only gay guys find bearmode cute. Women hate it

>>8148735
Well yeah. Don't tell me he's a transbian now śmh

But I agree. Someone can be a straight 4 but a gay 7

>>8148740
She was a 10 to me ;_;

>>8148740
Gays also love body hair like crazy while women hate it. They are probably a transbian. All trannies are just failed straight men so they try to be into men for a while but their straight man comes out eventually.

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>have my hands resting on arm rest
>the barber keeps shoving his crotch on to them while cutting my hair
This is the closest thing to giving a handjob I've ever come to.

>>8148805
My barber is an older gay daddy and I can't wait until my hair grows so I can see him again.

Not because I want to ride him but basically he's my gay sensei who has all these stories of being gay in the 80s and 90s

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>>8147086
some slav ukrainian nationalist who had his face spread through this picture you might have seen. he has tons of pictures on instagram

>>8148815
>gay sensei

Got a kek out of me

>>8146295
epic
>>8146830
haha

>>8146266
Anyone with a real answer?

>>8148869
Why doesn't he want to?

>>8148885
He doesn't say, and neither seems to want to say, so it's beyond me.

>>8148869
the toilet idea was actually really genius but w/e dude there will be no face sitting 4 u

>>8144571
23 and I've kind of stopped dating. My life is too messy for bfs and stuff atm. Maybe this summer. Hopefully I can move back to London soon.

>>8148900
Yeah no fuck you I'll eventually trick him with a rimjob. Was just wondering if you could come up with anything better.

>>8148898
Maybe you just need to be a bit more dominant
Just turn him over during sex and start eating his butt?

>>8148912
guess I'll do this. I'm just afraid of pushing too many weird things onto him

>>8144971
Ru Paul's Drag Race
Not being active in some way

>>8148920
Rimming isn't wierd :/
What kind of prude is he?!
Unless you start bringing out the rubber gloves, dragon dildos and crisco, rimjobs are pretty damn tame

>>8148704
Angie is shocking compared to end result
Neanderthal -------> slightly retarded grill

>>8148931
>Rimming isn't wierd :/
>What kind of prude is he?!
well neither is sitting on my face either imo, I don't know

>>8148941
Try and find out what his actual issue with doing it is because it just doesn't sound rational

>>8148949
This. If he's a top he might not think he'll like it, or be worried about being say and gets down there.

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>>8148922
I agree this season sucks

Especially if the rumors of Valentina winning are true

>>8148704
>no Frenchfry

Reee. Angie is okay and muffs too.

Also kim is what i would look like if i was yo transition

Some guy just spent ~$150 dollars on me over 40 minutes on chaturbate.

I love these crazy loners so much.

>>8149462
Nice. More than I've ever made on Chaturbate.

>>8149474
I usually make a pretty normal amount per hour but sometimes a guy spends a ridiculous amount on me for whatever reason

Maybe I should become a stripper

>>8149462
>>8149524
I'm a pretty buff guy with above average face, but a really small penor. Could I make it on chaturbate?

>>8149722
>buff guy

Prove it.

>>8149722
I'm not sure, I'm a twink with a cute face and a big cock.

Buff guys are popular, but having a small dick will really drag you down.

>new bf claims he have some immunity disorder
>last week
>bf claims he has bad stomach pains and asks for us to meet the day after but I whine and get us to meet anyway and we go out and grab a milkshake for his bad tummy
>today
>he says he has a really bad headache and asks for us to meet tomorrow
>tell him wtf just take something for it
>he says he can't because his sickness
guess I'll just play along for now and be a good cuck.....

>>8149736

You should top him.

>>8149735
I already did once to gg and you only commented on my wide xxy hips. you can probably find it if you're an archive wizard
>>8149736
bummers

>>8149741
>some immunity disorder
Sounds like ulcerative colitis or Crohn's disease. I have UC and it isn't fun.

>>8149747

To lazy for that. Just post.

>>8149749
I mean I too have some of that shit, such as allergies and urticaria, and I don't whine about it. PLUS if I had all those problems I would fucking ask him to come and help me deal with them, not the opposite. I'll just act naive for the time being.

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>>8149750
okay, remember bullying is not allowed

>>8149762

WEW LAD. Who the hell would bully you besides a top?

How small is your dick anyways?

>>8149758
>and I don't whine about it
Crohn's disease can ruin your life and kill you before you're 30. Ulcerative colitis causes daily internal bleeding.

I don't think you have a clue what you're talking about. People kill themselves over these diseases because they can be that horrific.

>>8149773

Not that anon but my bf has Crohn's. It hasn't got bad yet but he can't bottom because it hurts him so much so i have taken the bottom role.

>>8149771
dno but I probably look like this because I was bullied most of school
>How small is your dick
12 cm in any non-anglo country

>>8149773
>>8149795
Now that you mention it he DOES also have his sickness as an excuse for not bottoming which is infuriating. Is this really the reason? I know I'm dumb for not asking him myself, and I should.

>>8149795
I haven't tried to get a boyfriend because I'm paranoid they'd leave me when they find out I have UC

It's nice to see that's you're still with him, I hope you two are happy together

>>8149801
Pain and blood are the most likely reasons if he has UC or Crohn's.

>>8149796
>12cm
>close to 5inches

4.7 inches isn't that bad. Not all of us are loose size queen whores. Besides i would worship your muscles and be a bossy bottom with you.

>>8149804

We are happy. I'm a verse/btm but i have given up topping him and i bottom for him happily. I just hope i don't have to bury him one day, i would probably off myself afterwards.

>>8149808
thanks. I usually end up being a dom bottom, and it's pretty funny actually when skinny larger sized tops tries to take the dom role from me

>>8149762
oh I'll bully you alright. With my cock.

>>8149814
>muscle bara has bottomed for skinny hung tops

Story time pls

>>8149818
j-jee
>>8149819
Nah it's usually how they try to reposition me during sex but they can't because I'm almost 200lb of muscle and they're just weak with a big dong. Instead I force them around lol

>>8149841

you should make xtube vids. We need more muscle baras bottoming for skinny hung nerds.

oh man I am so tired of taking initiative all the time

someone please make all the decisions for me in exchange for blowjobs and bp

>>8149976
You can only have that if you are cute. If you have to take initiative,you are either ugly or too masculine.

>>8149976
Can't tell if making fun of lazy bottoms or serious

Chubby boys make my cock R O C K H A R D

I'm pretty submissive but I want to breed chubby bottoms like an animal

>>8149841
cute :3

>>8150017
Where you at?

>>8149986

Even if they're really cute, it gets irritating quickly. I don't want to take every decision for my bf, that just puts too much stress on me.
I make him do his own decisions but I do try to steer him towards the ones I think are best for him. If he agrees with me or not on something is his own responsibility over his decision.
I feel this works out best in the long run.

I look like a more bald wiz from screwattack. I'm also out of shape,12 pounds overweight and i think I have gynocomastia. If i get down to the 145-155 range and still have moobs, I am blasting my head off.

>>8150053
I'm in England dood

>>8150095
:(

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>>8144571
I've found that kink makes it easier.
Maybe it's slutty and shallow, but it's a great conversation starter.

>>8150098
Shame, I'd love to cuddlefuck you

>>8150108
That does not answer either question.

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>Tfw no fat leg geordie bf

>>8150324
Who is this qtpatootie?

>>8150119
It's ok maybe you'll find another chubby in UK

>>8150095

Brithetro is that you?

>>8150324

Fuck off sadon.

>>8150085
>a bald wiz

That's where i draw the line.

>>8150017

Tell us why this makes you hard. I want to get inside me he mind of a chubby chaser.

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>just be yourself anon
>guys like guys who are confident and sure of themselves

>>8150458
Nope

>>8150502
thicc = hot

>>8150516

That's so simple though. Post a pic of the chubbest guy you would fuck.

>>8150509
do that and also be attractive
bam

>>8150502
there's just something hot about rippling flesh on the buttocks of a large male submitting to my dick.
makes me feel alpha as fuck.

>>8150520
Look up Timbywuff or Timbypup, that's the kind of chubby that drives me wild

>>8150531

Let me guess.. you're another one of those twink chubby chasers?

>>8150535

Oh okay. That's smooth fem chubby. Not into masc hairy chubby?

>>8150545
>masc hairy chubby
god no

>>8150549

Why not? Might as well fuck a twink if you're going smooth.

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>>8144754
>Sometimes I feel like the only gay man in town.

Just hang out in the bathroom at your local department store or park.
You will quickly realize you're not the only gay in town.
But you may be the best looking.
It works wonders for the confidence, and comes with free blowjobs included.

>>8145063
Was he a drug dealer?
Asking for a friend.

>>8149524
Yeah. I usually get about $50 a show. I think old dudes are more likely to "spoil" a twink.

>>8149722
Having a big penor helps a lot.

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>>8145854

kek
seriously str8s need to stop setting their gay friends up.
it never works

>timbypup

I would power bottom that fat slut so fast.

>>8146266
Just take a shower together and start rimming him.
He is shy because he thinks his ass is dirty.
If you wash it for him first then he will feel clean and probably enjoy it.

>>8149762
Mirin

You'd probably be pretty popular. It's always worth a shot.

>>8149814
Nice. I'm usually Dom top, not a power struggle sounds fun.

Hieght and weight?
If you're short you can fudge the numbers you say on cam.

>>8146279
this is why fags get beat up
seriously, stop fucking the kitchen utensils and buy yourself a dildo
(or use a courgette)

>>8147114
>>8147015

spying on your bf never ends well
of course he is cheating on you
that's what men do
also you have a history of degeneracy (3 somes, drug abuse) so he probably thinks it's no big deal
you can either cheat on him to feel better or try dating someone who isn't into drugs and 3 ways, like an adult

good dildo for a beginner? I want the dick, but my butt is untrained and weak
And do most guys mind butt crack hair? I don't mind trimming hair but shaved feels so unnatural

>>8147150
The Emperor Has No Clothes

>>8149854
this

>>8150556
afraid i might break a twink
a chubby boy, tho, can take whatever i give him

>>8150624
>gay people thinking they have the right to judge other gays they deem degenerate

Lad really?

>>8150556
(I'm the guy you replied to)
Smooth thick thighs and big soft buns make for a lot of fun

>>8150649
aneros is good
trim your butt hair but don't shave it
it is too prickly, like fucking a cactus
especially if your partner has an intact (uncircumcised) and therefore sensitive penis

>>8150689

I'm sure there are few twinks out there that would love to be broken in half. Lol

>>8150694
i wasn't judging
just stating that it is ridiculous to expect moral behavior from an amoral individual
if he's stoned, how is he going to have the sense to say "no" to cheating?

>>8150704

I have little hair on my thighs and ass but a chest full of hair. Ha

>>8150705
Thanks
One more question, is it a bad idea to go on grindr and ask people to teach me to suck dick? I've had a couple hook ups but I was pretty bad, and I don't the guys enjoyed themselves, so I didn't either

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>>8150717
chest pic?
pls, my dick needs it...

>>8150785

But I'm not timby's size.

>>8150777
Getting good head is a great way to learn yourself. Try a lil' older guy if you don't usually and don't be afraid to tell them you're not really experienced in sucking dick.

>>8150785
your dick needs the motherfucking get a job challenge

>>8150815
thanks, I'll start tomorrow

>>8150826

Why you so rude anon?

>>8150840
It's not rude if it's the truth!~ ^3^

>Either you're a >no bf loser or a mega slut according this place.

Is 5 hookups in 4 months really that bad?

>>8150866
It's not at all bad, nor can it be good because both rely on a personal subjective perspective but objectively it's pretty indicative of your lack of self control and tendency to rely on primal urges.
Next patient pls

>>8150866

Not at all.

>>8150893
Pretty judgemental and "objective" of you doc.

I want a refund

>>8150916
There will be no refunds and instead I'll be charging you an extra fee for putting me through emotional distress.

>>8150866
Hey, cmon. It's hard to have perspective when you're a fucked up internet fag.

Also you're a slut.

>>8150715
>if he's stoned, how is he going to have the sense to say "no" to cheating?
Fuck it's hard enough sober, when they're horny and eager.

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At least a computer thinks I'm attractive.

>>8151337
balding cuck lmao

>>8151362
>cuck
Back to /pol/ with you.

>>8151369
back to redddit with you

>>8149462

I'm trying to get to know a cam model atm. I have a lot of money and I really just want to sweep this twink off his feet and give him a new life so he no longer has to degrade himself for money. I really hate that cam models use fake names, fake bios, fake cities, etc. You never really get to know them unless they let their guard down about you and they're willing to talk to you outside of the cam site.

>>8150575

> I think old dudes are more likely to "spoil" a twink.

I'm only 22 but I am more mature than most my age.

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>fell for the "parents paying for college" meme
>3 more years before i can safely come out because they're still paying for college
>hot gay men everywhere on campus

>>8151337
this is hilarious!

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>>8151754
you don't have to come out to have gay sex...

>>8151754
Just say you're D/L on your grindr profile and only share headless torso pics.
Or go to your local gay bar on Friday night after 11pm, or better yet, one in a neighboring town.
Nobody is going to out you to your parents.
>Hi Mrs. Jones? Anon is gay!!

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>>8151924
lol that sinister smile

>>8151943
>only share headless torso pics.
Alternatively you could just show pictures that don't show your face.

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Hello, I'm a guy from Russia. It would be interesting to get acquainted with someone of you. And yes, I translate through Google Translate. [email protected]

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>>8152052

Anon from last night thinking my bf is cheating on me.
He's not, I'm an asshole. I think we're done.

>>8152114
why? because you made a mistake and reacted the way anyone would if they'd thought the same?

>>8152052

Hi Pavel. How r u?

>>8152114

don't feel bad
75%+ of gays are delusional

>>8152187
Because I wrongly accused him of something he didn't do. I really love him; I don't want this to end because i got paranoid for 2 weeks,

>>8152319
then admit your mistake, apologise your arse off, buy him a nice dinner and a bouquet of puppies and fix it, don't just throw in the towel

>>8150603
thanks. if you couldn't tell from the picture I'm a 172 manlet who weights about 87 kg

>>8152114
Finally he can move on to somebody who won't be a paranoid fuck who wants to sabotage the relationship. :)

>>8152568
Even though I'm drunk as fuck. This made me laugh. Thanjk you anon.

>>8152336
I hope it works liek this.

Honestly this obsession some guys have with short hair is too fucking much, especially when they actually look 100x better with longer hair (not talking about actual long hair, just longer in relativity).

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I'm legit biscum, guys. At first I thought I was just becoming gay but now I realize my orientation switches back and forth and makes it impossible for me to maintain long term relationships. I have a girl calling me right now for sex but I'm in my gay mode. This is the type of hell that electroshock therapy should be used to cure. This is why we biscum can't ever be trusted.

>>8151754
Let them parents are helping paying for college and they don't know and everyone will be all "say no more"

>>8152751
Dude you're drunk

>>8152694
Christ you're weak. Rather than doing something about it you're gonna bitch about becoming a stereotype.

I can't stand weak ass man

>mfw he said I can't wait to see you

How do I know if I like a dude or I'm just desperate for attention

>>8152944
Shut up you stupid fag. I'm having some epic sads right now.

>>8153027
I'm sure you're seething right now, gurl.

I thought I was bi too but I had no physical stimulation to the female form. No amount of rationalization would convince me otherwise

>>8153049
I still go to /s/ to jerk off and I like to fuck women.

But then there's another side of me that's just a bottom slut.

>>8153099
Good luck man. I had a guy leave me for a chick but I'm not a bi hater. Spend some time to learn about yourself.

>>8153016
Good question

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Veins.
Yay or nay?

>>8153298
Nay. But that is just my opinion.

>>8144571
Turning 20 this year and impossible, mainly because I have no idea where to find people that would be interested in dating.

>>8153298

your veins make me Jelly af lad

although I still have breddy gud veins anyway

>>8153628
Will you get clean at least for kingrice?

Can anyone here put me in contact with Niq? A skype or phone number or something? I really need to talk

>>8151337
>normal pic
>40%
>make a slasher smile
>80%
Computers confirmed for shit taste.

>>8151337
I dont really trust any of those websites, the microsoft one said i was a 16 year old woman and the others seem to rate me anywhere from ugly to flawless depending on lighting

Cok kinda looks like Boomer Banks.
Does my favorite hairy homo neanderthal still post here?

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>>8153675

not sure but I'd hate to die of an overdose because I just know it would break his little 5'2" heart

he is too sweet and pure to deserve that

>>8153163
Answer it

Y'all overdosed on the gay pill.

do you catfish /gg/?

>>8154203
Dont need to, im cute enough :3c

>>8154223
post cute face and cute bum

>>8154245
Not a chance in hell im posting my face on this awful board again

>>8154195
Too bad it didn't kill me

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>>8154267
>again

>>8154278
Not gonna happen. This board is drama.

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>>8154278

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jcI4QMOiWY

>>8154432
your music videos are mediocre disgusting american bullshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYQyZFZN2bg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPKAwJKGSDc

>>8153298
makes me think of dicks so yes

I thought getting a bf with a bigger benis would help me feel better about my own small one, because in some weird sense I do now have a big benis to play around with as I please. but it only made it worse

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>>8154646
>caring about penis size more than just falling in love with each other.

>>8154669
this

size doesn't matter unless you're just looking for a quickie

>>8154669
>>8154671
but a really small dick stuck between your legs makes you obsess about these things

has anyone heard from dickboi/makul?

>>8154704
I miss db. As far as i know he stopped coming after the tinychat moved for the 2nd time

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>>8153847
I think hee might be on the discord
>>8153804
>niq

>>8146116
>>the handle of a window wiper
my man

>>8146116
The first thing I ever dildoed was the thick half of an old electric toothbrush from when I had braces
I masturbated with that thing for at least 6 months before a friend who didn't know I was a fag got me a normal dildo as a prank present

>>8154776
>friend gives dildo as gay gift
>they don't know I use it

Jokes on them

>>8154776
>before a friend who didn't know I was a fag got me a normal dildo as a prank present

sure

Teach me how to eat ass, /gaygen/.

>>8155083
knife and fork
give it a sear so you get that maillard reaction going
let it rest before you tuck in

>always be the one to ask bf to meet up
>remember when I was a kid and I always was the one who called my childhood "friends" probably because I was an obnoxious autist who they rather didn't want to be with
>ask bf, in person, to hear to me for once for us to meet up
>he goes ok
>few minutes after he leaves he asks if it's fine if we meet up on tuesday
whelp....

>>8155083

There's not really much to know, I mainly like to tease the outside and run my tongue over the taint/going over the balls as well as stick my tongue as deep as I can into his butt

>>8155208
idk what this story was about im giving it 1 star on goodreads

>>8155208
i was that kid too and now i'm mtf

>>8155457
I was also that kid but now I'm ftm.

>>8155413
that I always had to call my ""friends"" when I was a child because they didn't want to be with me, and now it's the same with the bf (but I dunno if it's because he don't want to be with me)
so I asked him to text me next time, and he did a few minutes after I asked him of it

feels like chlamydia time again in my wee wee lads

>>8155208
I was this kid too but now I'm just alone

>>8155508
still getting a 1 star

>>8156066
>iktfbro
>>8156076
bet you are the kind of normie cunt that has everyone contact you, for you

>>8155208
You sound like one of those annoying needy types. Which would explain why no one would ask you out to do anything. and by this >few minutes after he leaves he asks if it's fine if we meet up on tuesday
>whelp....

Just makes you a weirdo. What did you want? A week of silence and then he asks you out?

>>8156117
>You sound like one of those annoying needy types
nice opinion since you didn't provide a reason for this claim
>What did you want?
it made him look weird, why not give me the date when I told him in person but minutes later, or the day/the day before him being available

>>8155208
I'm quite the opposite, I wait for people to talk to me because I don't want to bother people
>probably why I haven't really spoke to any of my friends in months

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How does a relationship between bottoms work?

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>>8156270

>>8156131
>remember when I was a kid and I always was the one who called my childhood "friends" probably because I was an obnoxious autist who they rather didn't want to be with

There and yes it's my opinion, but it's a pretty sound one.

>it made him look weird, why not give me the date when I told him in person

Maybe he had other plans, but since you're being a girl about who asks who to do whatever he made plans for you for tuesday. Even when you get what you want you're still not happy.

>>8156270
Depends.

>>8156089
Everyone contacts me for tech support you fucking bitch how dare you bring up the hurt in my life

>>8156346
>Depends.
Explain.

>>8156131
You're acting like a brat. I suggest you make it up for him.

>>8156489
nah I learned my lesson from when I was a kid and my ""friends"" NEVER called to ask if I wanted to hang out.
it means one thing and one thing only.

>>8156483
Depends what kind of bottom they both are. If they're exclusive bottoms with zero inclination whatsoever to top, then they'll ride a double ended dildo, take turns dildo fucking each other, be into some threesome schtick, or just not partake in anal at all.
If any of them isn't all that exclusive of a bottom they might do the topping, or they might flip, or whatever they desire in that moment.

>>8156498
sounds like a self-fulfilling prophecy to me
your loss

>>8156498
>my ""friends"" NEVER called to ask if I wanted to hang out.
did you ever call them?

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>landlord has made a deal with a local supermarket to offer free grocery home delivery to us
>tfw barely have to leave the house anymore

>>8156525
have you not read any of my posts

that's my point, I was always the one calling my friends and in hindsight I realize it was because they didn't want to play with me in the first place

now it's the same thing with the bf

>>8156539
>reee bf doesn't initiate
>'bf could you please initiate'
>'okay'
>proceeds to initiate
>REEE IT'S TOO SOON THERES A REASON FOR THIS REEE WHY REEEEE WHY DIDNT HE INITIATE AS I WAS ASKING HIM TO INITIATE REEEEE

>>8156554
for real
check your autism, naggy anon

>>8156554
I guess

>>8156576
How old are you?

>>8156554
truly honestly feel bad for that bf having to deal with a paranoid fuck

>>8156584
I'm -94 and quit counting, you do the math

>>8156539
>have you not read any of my posts
I didn't, sorry
>I was always the one calling my friends and in hindsight I realize it was because they didn't want to play with me in the first place
I'm 25. People haven't called me since 2010 or so, all communication happens online nowadays.

Get WhatsApp, Telegram or whatever app your friends prefer and start a convo there, they probably will respond.

>>8156595
You're a weirdo.

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>>8156611
thanks

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>>8156620

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Post your straight crush, /gaygen/.

>>8156672
He was until he kissed his bf on stream so~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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>>8156672

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>>8156672
>>8156687

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>>8156672