•Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
•Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
•Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
•Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
•Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
•Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
•Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
•Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
•Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
•IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
previously >>8137764
first for cindy is actually chandler riggs
these threads have been real cancer today
>>8139737
Wow, Beat me to first. I will still make a rare appearance anyway.
Can we please have a positive thread
Do not bully me
>>8139737
CANNOT BE UNSEEN
>>8139743
Missed my trip why live.
>>8139744
Trying to ^^;
>>8139710
my face is not feminine in appearance
my temples have receded when people with klinefelters usually have a round hairline
my shoulders are broad which is not the case with people with klinefelters
my male-pattern body hair which people with klinefelters do not have
people with klinefelters have very small testes, which i do not
people with klinefelters usually have some form of gyno, which i did not pre-hrt
>>8139744
I'll try, even though I'm extremely confused and upset right now
how are your uni classes going? Do you like programming?
>>8139730
i believe i do
>>8139737
Funny you say that, when I was watching the season finale all I kept thinking was "gee Cindy sure looks like Carl..."
>>8139732
>skeleton jelly #6861
doesn't work
ate a big bunch of sweet things and now im even more sick
Friendly reminder that in 5 years this will be the norm and you will be a weird outlier visible freak hon.
>>8139673
they just call it like they see it more
>>8139685
>not owning the big metal cylinder with ceramic filters for fresh non carcinogenic sips
absolutely disgusting
I don't care if it doesn't get better.
I will continue fighting and struggling and refusing to give up because it's already my nature to keep going even beyond the point it's no longer sane.
There's too many points where giving up would've been the simple way out. I didn't take the simple way out then and I never will.
>>8139763
Get a room.
>>8139773
cute male features + hrt = super cute IMO
life could be worse
>>8139737
Cindy is beautiful, don't bully her.
>>8139773
23 isn't too bad
>>8139773
Jazz is honestly ugly af
I mean she looks like a cis girl yeah which I'm jealous of
But she's hideous
>>8139783
Whatever you say hon.
>>8139776
hi bb
>>8139779
I like your determination
and who knows what you'll look like by the time your hair grows out more
>>8139766
Look, my opinion is that the people telling you you have klinefelters or are intersex are either fucking retarded or deliberately trying to fuck with you but I think you have the typical "trans girls is way too harsh on herself" thing. I know I have it and even knowing its irrational doesn't stop me from engaging in it.
Frankly, it's whatever, I sincerely wish you the best, you're a good girl in my opinion, if the opinion of a fucked in the head bastard matters.
where is him
>>8139737
what is up people
>>8139788
im 20 and it's already too late for me
it's genetics not age
>>8139773
Reminder that obsessing about it and relying on surgeries will get you nowhere
>>8139773
In five years, I'll be 43. Would be ridiculous to compare myself to teenagers looks wise, cis or trans.
>>8139762
Classes are fine, really just have my final project to finish by Tuesday and a couple exams before I graduate
I enjoy programming, I need to get back to doing personal projects again soon
>>8139758
I appreciate it! Just hate seeing a spiral of sadness like the last thread felt like
>>8139773
I met one of Jazz's friends once, she was a total bitch
>>8139798
*pokes you*
>>8139792
I don't even care
it'll surprise me if I ever pass for female but I still can't believe how much cuter I am than pre-hrt
I was almost too pessimistic to start hormones and now I'm so happy I did
>>8139808
hi can we get married
>>8139799
Ayy you're back. I heard you got doxxed, is this true?
>>8139807
oh right thx
>>8139804
>>8139813
my feminine benis would love that
>>8139791
Well, got to admit she looks like she had a whole boxing career behind her with a nose and mouth like that but all teenagers have youth's cuteness, her included. That doesn't last long.
I got doxxed and had like 300 kilograms of marmite delivered to my house which I refuse to eat in the fear it might take away my latina spirit and turn me into a bong.
This place makes me want to kill myself more and more every day and right now it's at a peak
If you want to talk to me my Discord is Natalie#3905
Probably going to take a break
>>8139814
I check the threads once every now and then. I don't lurk though.
>doxxed
I mean sure kinda. Basically its easy to find my old name due to my musical output. Someone can spend 1-2 mins on google looking for music reviews of my album and easily find my dead name. They basically got old pictures of me from my old music pages and my name.
>>8139799
qt
I dropped a bunch of money on a new camera and lenses today, gonna do some urban exploring soon if I ever stop being extremely depressed
>>8139807
you want some of this bb?
>>8139824
It's healthier to take a break from time to time.
I mostly come here to detachedly shoot the shit or when trips I like talking to are around.
>>8139798
This is a good pic
>>8139763
I love u2 ^~^ <3
I'm almost done with my work today
>>8139832
i dont have anywhere else to go
>>8139822
donate it to a shelter for homeless tranns
>>8139829
what do you mean by this
>>8139748
You are missing the key social difference between saying
>this is why this helped me
And
>this is ridiculous because I'm (argueably) gifted
It's off putting and devisive for good conversation
>>8139824
You'll be back tomorrow
nim is a nice trip
>>8139840
what do you think I meant by it?
>>8139806
Someone who introduces themselves as some celebrities' friend is bound to be a bitch.
>>8139821
You sound really salty
>>8139822
Seriously?
>>8139827
And what did they do with that? Attack you? This is why we can't have nice things, I'm sorry that happened to you.
Are you ever going to play Nardis for me? You said you would.
I'm going to be visiting an IC clinic to get on HRT this Friday, but I still feel like I'm dying inside.
Originally, for the past 8 months or so, my big fear has been not passing since I'm in my 20s, over 6'0 and have extremely broad shoulders. But now for the past few months I've been having other fears. What if I'm AGP? What if I just like the idea of wearing female clothes and being feminine? I just feel like crying because I'm so worried if this is the right choice for me.
>>8139847
s-sex fuck?
>>8139845
nim is a niece trip
>>8139852
No, Shakira, I make up things because they're too absurd to be true, so I don't risk people believing me. I would've probably sold the marmite, if such a massive quantity somehow ended up in my possession.
>>8139841
Nah, it's just because I can't scrub that image of you having a decent headstart. Can't believe you were much below 150 in any case, which is why I was asking.
>>8139827
You did rant about some stuff one time... what happened?
>>8139855
no thats dirty!
I'll give you a kiss on your pee pee though
>>8139852
>Attack you?
yea basically. Every single time I posted over the course of a month or so within minutes pictures of me when I was 17-18 would get posted and I'd get dead named. Just makes the identity risk not worth posting on here. I'm testing right now to see if I will get bullied.
>>8139828
oooo that sounds exciting.
>depressed
;(
at least you have new goodies!
How has your vocal practice gone?
>>8139860
I found out where you live though. Do you want the Marmite or not?
>>8139862
About 120 base, natural speaking 150 because I'm a little fem
Now 190, natural 210
That's a huge difference
Taking a babby ftm to the IC clinic to get T :3
>>8139854
if you feel a need to transition start taking some steps and see if you'll feel comfortable at some point
you don't have to commit 100% right away, just try and see how hormones make you feel for a month or two at first
>>8139882
Sounds exciting :)
>>8139862
>Can't believe you were much below 150 in any case
seriously? 150hz for a natal male is like slightly above average lol. It's totally likely for a low male voice to be sub 120hz.
>>8139876
God whatever send the fucking marmite maybe if I become a bong by eating it I won't have to suck the Home Office's dick for residence.
>>8139880
how is the recovery going?
>>8139882
Good girl
>>8139854
you'd know if you were agp, like definitively know
and that shouldn't be part of the equation, dysphoria is all you should consider
>>8139882
give him lots of kisses for me
>>8139841
CFH is hating on me too because I also want to go to Yeson.
>>8139860
You're kind of undoxxable anyway because you move around in flatshares, unless someone somehow found out your family home in Chile.
>>8139872
Wow, some serious cunts here. All you did was come here to help, you've never done anything bad to anyone, I don't understand what is wrong with this place. mentally ill nutcases I guess. You're better than them :)
Nardis! Nardis! Nardis! Play it, upload it to your YT.
>>8139894
90% there, I'm not randomly coughing every 5 minutes it's 9 weeks now, complete heal and final pitch is 6 months
Still a little sore sometime though
>>8139854
AGP is not real.
AGP is, literally, one guy's bunk theory that never became scientific consensus and is widely rejected these days.
There is one relevant diagnosis today: Gender Identity Disorder. That's literally the one thing that matters.
>>8139903
do you think it helped?
>>8139902
Surgery shaming of trans people is bad, the only comments should be to send someone to a good surgeon, yeson is the best
>>8139898
so do we do the marriage thing
>>8139893
Maybe you should find a job instead and start a family.
>>8139872
>How has your vocal practice gone?
honestly I've been slacking on it hard-core, I worked around 70 hours last week and the week before, hopefully this week is less insane
>>8139907
^ This :)
>>8139899
a month of hormones will do no permanent harm if you do it right
the worst that can happen is that you won't want to stop anymore
>>8139897
What the fuck is dysphoria even? I've heard it described in so many different ways by so many different people that I don't even know any more if I have or don't have it.
I'm not currently super fond of my genitals, but the idea of surgery scares me because of how crude it is. Does that mean I'm still trans?
It's just I hear so many different perspectives, about how there's people who are a-okay with their bits, and others who vomit if they touch them, and I just don't know and am full of self doubt.
>>8139907
Gender is an umbrella, like autism.
>>8139913
>find a job
that's the plan after I graduate and thus am eligible to upgrade from student's visa to work permit.
>start a family
lol
>>8139908
No I want to be a boy now but I have to really work at sounding like one all the time
Here I recorded some unpitched numbers
https://clyp.it/0pmbzfdl
Boys are jerks
>>8139902
Every post you is soaking in ignorance and bitterness
>>8139744
I love you all. You are all Women. Fuck anyone who says otherwise. I have extra love for those trans lez among you! Stay fit, work on your voice and be awesome!
>>8139902
I know Nico's dead name though
>>8139934
you should just stick with feminine benises
>>8139934
das not true :(
>>8139868
seems kinda weird
can we just hold hands
>>8139933
>No I want to be a boy now but I have to really work at sounding like one all the time
:(
>>8139827
Oh hey you
>>8139952
no way!
Just a quick one
>>8139837
Sounds gud desu
I'll be home around like 5
We can play PUBG together ^~^
>>8139924
just consider that you'll continue to age as a man and become more and more manly as you go into your 30s...fuller facial hair, more body hair, thicker bones
if your body becoming more manly would bother you, looking into hrt isn't a bad idea
as a side note, I didn't really ever think about having a vagina before being on hormones, but now I think about it fairly often even if I only really dislike my balls because they produce testosterone
>>8139958
masculine benises are oogly
my benis is BETTER!
‘cause we’re gonna shout it loud
even if our words seem meaningless
it’s like I’m carrying the weight of the world
I wish that someway, somehow
that I can save everyone of us
but the truth is that I’m only one girl
>>8139880
Can see why, then. And yeah, it is a huge difference. First voice therapy session, she measured a 190 base and she thinks that may have been skewed low because of random cracks. She wants to spend another session doing measurements now that I have better breath support.
>>8139891
I just thought Faye started with a rather high male voice, not a low one, really.
>>8139902
I'm not hating on you. Just worried that you might be disappointed. You're so afraid of everything I'm not sure that will be quite the nudge towards full-time you're hoping for.
>>8139964
>Land of the Free, home of the Brave.
I chose to do it because I wanted to buy lenses :p
>>8139965
wtf feminine benises are cute but they cant so much
how to not feel broken???
>>8139982
get yourself fixed ;)
>>8139957
how quick we talking
>>8139907
Even then, I think gender dysphoria is the usual diagnosis in line with the DSM5 these days, no?
>>8139919
Voice post???
>>8139924
Yeah, dysphoria comes in degrees. It's the type of discomfort or outright repulsion/hatred that comes from believing you have characteristics that belong to the gender opposite yours. Whether this is your body overall, your identity, facial hair, genitalia, whatever. It's a discomfort that comes from a specific type of incongruence between mind and body.
>>8139934
Yes, but they also have penises and strong arms. It's a real toss up.
>>8139982
Drink heavily.
>>8139982
Acknowledge that you are, stop giving a fuck about it.
>>8139982
cover yourself in hot glue ;)
>>8139982
you're fine
>>8139948
No Id rather not, they don't really have any traits that excite me...
>>8139949
Probably not, just the boys I end up with.
>>8139992
Oh, you're right, the terminology's been changed so it's no longer called a "disorder". It's literally just "Gender Dysphoria".
>>8139959
Kay~
I'll try to get better so you don't have to carry me as much lol ^~^
>>8139982
Surgery. Lots of it.
>>8139992
Strong arms don't mean anything if he just leaves afterwards
>>8140007
but then you feel fake
>>8139991
I'm just telling you what I see. And I care. I wouldn't worry if I didn't.
>>8140010
EVERYTHING is fake in this monstrous new century. It's become a meaningless term. Get the surgeries if you need them, fuck essentialistic notions of authenticity, long live the new flesh!
>>8139964
tfw no zheanna lessons
I like listening to whiny Swedish boys rap about being sad
>>8140024
hit me up on skype. :)
@ dreamsura
I was a little over worked and fell behind on some stuff recently but I'm almost caught up and it wont happen again!
>>8140003
Yeah, that's what I figured. The logic behind it was that being trans isn't necessarily a disorder, but that tends to come with dysphoria which is generally considered the disordered part. That is, you can be trans and not have dysphoria because you look and sound like a woman, so the condition of being trans doesn't necessarily qualify.
>>8140008
hugg
I'm sorry if this happened to you. You deserve arms that stay and hold you forever. Do you wanna talk about what happened?
>>8140019
What the hell happened at the psych appointment?
>>8140022
There is no truth but nothingness, anyway. Who's ready for nothingness? Well, everyone and noone, I guess. Still, the illusions of life aren't so unpleasant, are they?
>tfw while you all go fulltime looking like men and called faggot in the street, all my time spent hiding in the closet and carefully saving for surgeries has enabled me to become Miss Jamaica 2019, meanwhile you're still a hon that nobody will employ or live with.
I like myrthe
Here's a little something from a God to a slave,
I never should of been let out the fucking microwave!
We're on this planet and we're running a muck,
I should give a shit but I don't give a fuck!
Ever since I was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad.
I need a mother-fucking suckadickalickalong!
Burning a mall or two, blowing the load I spew.
You don't wanna fucking fuck me? I'll Fuck you!
This is your ass, and I'm in it.
My man sexy will fuck you up in a minuet.
With an axe, sword, mace, pike your limbless.
Then I'll fuck your ass till its rimless!
>>8140040
BACK OFF
>>8140028
Cartman raps?
>>8139991
Camera Lenses you dingus
>>8140048
*clings to Anna*
mine
>>8140036
anxiety attack, nothing got done since student doctor, all they want to do is more anti depressants with no other suggestions, they asked me if I was going to kms atleast 10 times
>>8140048
Be a positive person for her please.
>>8140053
*wraps arm around you and squeezes*
M I N E
>>8140038
Are all the trips here really this toxic?
thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35cTIXoBnuw
>>8140057
I do my best, I promise. It's just hard being positive at all :(
I try my hardest to make her a happy girl though!
>>8140062
its just bants lol
if you think that's being toxic you really must be new here
>>8140062
I'm not :o Or at least try not to
>>8140054
Wow. I am sorry to hear that. Hmm, for anxiety attacks and the recovery therefrom, I actually recommend doing mindfulness meditation and breathing exercises, the five second inhale and quick exhale. If you can't afford meds, then tricks like these are very helpful. I've had a few attacks that I recovered from by making use of these techniques, and frankly, meds shouldn't be the first answer to everything. Are you okay?
>>8140062
I think I sometimes qualify as a certified hugboxer, even though I really am being honest. I just tend to turn into a Mommy commie when I'm here.
>>8140074
I can tell!
UwU
*hugg*
>>8140076
I come here once every six months and almost immediately drift away because of how nasty most of the people here are and act.
>>8140062
I'm kind of a depressive and bitter asshole but I am also trying to be a nice person.
It's dialectics.
I want to be back with my gf so badly!
>>8140090
how does this picture make you feel
>>8140088
Good, that means you still have a chance desu
nice dubs btw
>>8140062
If you except the cis male chasers and trolls, only Angie, Kayla and potc are toxic. And not even all the time. Except potc, she deeply is.
>>8140038
what's your source of income
>>8140097
Das Kapital is probably more words than I've written in my entire life so I'm pretty sure this image is a crock of shit probably passed along ancaps in an attempt to make themselves feel like they're a real political ideology and not just a meme.
>>8140097
A picture is worth a thousand words indeed. Socialism wins.
>>8140081
I've tried doing those but they are ineffective, I really was thinking the doctors would help in someway but it just made me feel worse
>>8140107
Stock trading.
>>8140036
Nawh, not really. The comfort helped though, ty <3.
The worst part is, Im probably gonna end up up with him again...
>>8140062
Yes.
>>8140097
Makes me happy to see righteous capitalism defeating communism, but then makes me sad because people actually argue for communism and socialism today.
I can't believe I honestly used to prefer hanging out with men than women
I literally can't stand 80% of guys now
it probably doesn't help I'm older than most of who I'm around but still...
>>8140111
Just take benzos.
>>8140099
left was me until 4 years in, got my shit together and have made more progress in the last 3 months than ever
>>8140099
nice meme
>>8140120
I dropped the MRA ages ago but women still intimidate me so I still avoid them.
>>8140112
I saw that unsee you posted earlier, you're really not a hon even now
>>8140111
Have you tried guided versions? I could send you the audio clip for the one that helped me do it. There's a shorter one and a longer one, both by Sam Harris, whose voice is unassuming enough as to not be obstructive. Only if you're interested, though.
>>8140119
No problem. <3 Well, I hope you get to feeling better soon. Take care of yourself, maybe have some baths or something. Why do you think you'll wind up with him again?
>>8140127
How is that a "nice meme"
everyone that comes here does nothing but complain about their circumstances
barely no one actually tries to put effort into passing and meanwhile you have all the transbian whores passing the new girls around that come to this gen
big boy order
>>8140134
I tried a few, nothing seems to work
>>8140064
Zzzz....
And I don't remember seeing a less inspired video.
>>8140130
it wasn't even MRA stuff, just I was genuinely more comfortable around guys but they're just generally irritating to me now
>>8140064
its ok
>>8140064
Was okay until the guy part happened.
>>8140133
Spicy said I was though. Either way my voice doesn't pass at all so no way can I go full-time until I've had VFS at least.
>>8140101
I prefer PotC to Kayla because PotC doesnt propagate the rediculous idea that you can pass before going fulltime as seen in the left column of >>8140099
>>8140141
>>8140149
>>8140154
would you say the new nicki vid is any better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkXjvHfP3MM
>>8140170
Well, taking steps towards passing before going full-time can help but unless one had a "girly" upbringing, some things can only be learned through experience. That's worth getting clocked a few times in the first couple months.
>>8140177
This isn't a girl it's just degemerate
>>8140134
Because he's really attractive and he has me wrapped around his finger and I cant escape. Also it was really good. Like, he might come over again tonight... I feel bad about it but I cant stop myself.
Prolly more into detail than I should go on /mtfg/
>>8140138
I just got ma'amd
It didn't work
>>8140179
Kinda better? I dunno, I don't like either.
>>8140195
Why not both?
>>8140177
Do some ab exercises, you lazy femboy.
>>8140209
how
>>8140140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OboD7JrT0NE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou51WylibLw
Try these, if you feel up to it. They really helped me, and they may not help you, but if they can, I would like you to at least have the opportunity. Specifically, the nine-minute one was a good entry for me.
But more to the point, what made you so anxious?
>>8140198
Hmm, did you break up with him then? I'm just trying to get some bearings on this. Also, you could chat with me on Discord if you have it and want to.
Red pill me on:
Anna
Anne
Sheen
Korra
Angie
Dollface
Nim
Elanna
Shakira
Oyrx
>>8140213
Find an exercise video on Youtube focusing on your core.
>>8140209
jogging would be better :3
>>8140170
But you can, Melly did. It's called failing boymode.
>>8140179
Strange coincidence I walked through that same alleyway that she's standing in earlier today
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5133252,-0.132808,3a,75y,243.98h,68.56t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sUdED6HmY09wvrt8RHUdwBg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1
>>8140208
thicc butte
I wanna fuck it desu
I'm watching dragonball
yung chichi best chichi
>>8140237
dragon ball was so much better than dbz and all my classmates in 4th grade told me I was dumb for thinking that :/
>>8140244
different style of shows
same with how super is a slice of life anime
>>8140220
Anna:
sweetest girl ever, doesn't trust (((them))), is very understanding, has great music taste, is generally a yuge qt and gives excellent hugs.
10/10
>>8140253
I didn't watch any of super
never even watched GT
my favorite anime growing up was the dub of cardcaptor sakura :^) got a lot of bullies from that
>>8140188
I agree entirely, there no magical way to transition without ever getting clocked in public. Ive been full time since like 5mo and didnt pass for like at least a year. It fucking sucks but you get over it.
>>8140218
Lol, yeah he's never been my bf. Im just one of his side girls :(
He says Im not, but like I know I am
And sure Im about to get changed and go buy some stuff to make dinner but my Discord is MoapChan#4236
>>8140232
Ive been full time since like I started HRT, the last time I remember boymoding was in like 2013. I learned to pass by trying and failing over and over again.
>>8140269
what if you're a 6'1 giant with a masc face
idk it just seems a lil different for people like me
name that tripfaggot
>>8140273
I don't really watch much anymore, I think I outgrew it, but it was on toonami right when I got home from school, it's just what I watched.
wtb dicc to succ
>>8140275
......................
>>8140263
GT is no longer canon, part of the end of Z is now no longer canon too
but super has been okayish
like, Gohan went to complete shit to the point of not being able to help during the Goku Black saga and is finally getting back on his feet... recently he was blind and poisoned and won an exhibition fight against someone from an opposing universe
>>8140269
>I learned to pass
You can't learn to pass, you either do or you don't. Faye puts in zero effort but she still passes better than Korra.
>>8140269
Wasn't too hard for me. Got clocked bout a half-dozen times in the first three months, always late at night because shadow was beginning to show. Hasn't happened since and it's been almost three years.
>>8140285
hmmm interesting
does the manga still get updated? maybe I'll just read it. kinda prefer that to anime these days anyway
>>8140291
Going outside with beard shadow is why society hates us.
>>8140285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uiaIljPNgA
>>8140288
Korra passes a lot
Fuck off chaser
>>8140288
You learn to avoid mistakes that can suspend passing, really.
>all my friends are dead; push me to the edge
>>8140288
Moap believes that gender expression, not appearance, is what makes one pass. She's a bit out of touch with reality.
dog dammit my nose is blooding again
>>8140284
it me
I'm writing something, if you could help me with this I'd be very grateful.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12784170
>>8140298
Faye still looks better despite putting in no effort.
>>8140304
I wish mine would just fall off
>>8140295
Never had it when I *went* outside, mind you. But after six hours of drinking and partying, it's easy to forget you should redo your makeup. Now laser has fully taken care of that. What remains of it is within cis female levels.
>>8140294
yeah the manga is a little bit behind the Anime, but its more detailed
super has a lot more dragonball style moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn8K_PfibIY
also Mae and Trunks is best pairing ever
>>8140296
b-bad ass.....
why do saiyans voices not deepen in puberty? kinda jelly desu. except for the muscles
>>8140285
Are you reading the one that's one of those "guy dies and wakes up in a fantasy world" but he's a dbz fan waking up as Yamcha in his first appearance?
>>8140313
And she gets rejected by cis lesbian girls all the time.
>>8140273
I guess so.
>>8140274
Iunno I definetly had it easy in regards to height and body, I dunno really what to tell you. There are girls of that height but yeah thats gonna be hard. Surgery?
>>8140288
You must be new, Faye doesnt pass, all her current pics are highly shooped.
>>8140301
I dropped too much LSD and lost my grounding, now I'm floating off in space just out of reach of getting my footing back.
>>8140326
Nofunallowed.jpg
It's better than drama between trips.
>>8140107
she is a prostitute
>>8140326
Well, even I did watch anime when I was a kid. Got bored of it around 8. My favourite was Candy Candy. I also remember Harlock and Grendizer.
>>8140311
>weapons of mass impregnation
Gold.
>tfw I don't have her hips
>>8140296
Is dragon ball furshit now?
>>8140322
>b-bad ass.....
yeah Gohan is back bby
I want him to get some god ki tho and win the tournament of power... thats where his arc ultimately has to go tbqh
>why do saiyans voices not deepen in puberty?
its only when they speak japanese
>>8140329
>mai is a cutie
yeah, I love how she got a second chance and her military knowledge really helped Trunks and the rest of the resistance fight Goku Black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtQtne_16vM
>>8140348
I'm fine with my hips. Especially now that they have more padding than on this pic.
>>8140348
FEELS PRETTY BAD
>>8140350
dragonball has always had anthropomorphic animals
oolong is in like, the third episode
tfw disgusting tranny hair
>>8140348
woah same
>>8140348
idc anymore
i dont have anything
>>8140359
Yea but not edgy wolf people
tfw people say I'm atractive and have a good features but if it were socially acceptable I would spend my days wearing an iron mask
I got my hair did c:
>>8140367
yeah there was
Yamcha went up against a wolf in the qualifiers to enter
and it was all like
>my wolf fist punch will destroy you wolf
and the wolf be all like
>ur culturly appropriating me, I am fucking triggered and going to punch u nazi
>>8140380
looks nice lani
>>8140380
Very nice.
>>8140380
Looking good!
>>8140380
be my gf
>>8140380
reee cis girl etc
>elanna actually, at some point in her life, looked like a boy
it just doesn't make sense to me
>>8140382
Oh sorry my bad I haven't seen it in forever .-.
>>8140405
I know she passes and all but damn calm down with the dickriding.
>>8140402
delete this immediately
>>8140421
do you know any emotions besides bitter jealousy
what are you up to, /mtfg/?
>>8140402
:3
>>8140380
cuuute c:
>>8140430
I think she also has autistic rage and suicidal depression
>>8140430
I'd say it's more anger than jealousy. Kayla is all envy.
>>8140440
crying
>>8140475
:( no
>tfw dealer disappeared
Gonna be a rough week.
>tfw I'll never meet and marry a mtf
>>8140490
good feel
mtfs don't care about their partners feelings
>>8140477
>trying to find some decent music
You could have just asked senpai
https://youtu.be/FqkLjGS1IXE
>>8140479
sorry... I've been feeling bad since that appointment
>>8140490
im right here
>>8140506
Unless you live in NY, we'll never be together, anon
>>8140490
LONMDON
>>8140517
no i'm your chaser mtfg stalker
>>8140495
https://clyp.it/fcpyjz2k
>>8140380
beautiful famalam :3
>>8140535
appointment went badly earlier this week, feeling really bad dysphoria too recently, been crying most of day
>tfw less is back to bring u more fun
so what's up bishes? did u miss me?
I missed u ;)
>>8140580
You live in a cocaine producing country, can you mail me some?
>>8140535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNjlhgKjLXw
>ask mom if I'm going to go to heaven
>long pause
>"no one can know for sure honey"
welp
>>8140583
1. I wish death on anybody who consumes cocaine
2. We only distribute we don't produce that's just Colombia's job
>>8140380
cutelanna
I thought you were going to get it cut really short or something
I like this a lot though its very nice
>>8140604
Why? It's good shit (I've heard)
i just took another portion of the wechsler test.
i also got the results from the previous session:
literary ability: very superior (99th percentile)
spatial reasoning: superior (97th percentile)
attention: average (55th percentile)
processing: average (63rd percentile)
analytical ability: superior (89th percentile)
general ability: very superior (99th percentile)
>tfw no tall strong gf to princess carry me
>>8140380
I wish I had skin that clear. Jealous.
>>8140620
get your asshole politicians to legalize it then.
these countries suffer repercussions of corruption and violence thanks to Anglos who love the shit out of it but make it so that they can't consume it freely.
>>8140626
That's great Alines but please don't become one of those autists who go on and on about their genius after taking an online IQ test.
>>8140630
makeup!
>>8140627
*carries u*
>>8140627
>tfw no tall strong bf to do this and also gf to hug
My IQ is basically 0
>>8140602
trannies go to hell but we get to stay in good neighborhoods that don't have any niggers
>>8140642
>and also gf to hug
heck of with your poly shit
>>8140635
i was being tested by a proffessional using a standard test.
what do you think the wechsler test is for?
it's used by professionals for identifying learning disabilities, which the person testing me is thinking about ruling out.
which means if i do have a disability, it is psychological, not cognitive
>>8140640
semen!
i have been stuck trying to settle on name for almost a year now, think I'll just go for what I used when I pretended to be a girl online when I like 10 or something.
did anyone else do that? does it seem a little stupid?
>>8140650
fuck, that one f too many.
time to self-flagellate
>>8140634
Well I'd love to snort ethically-sourced cocaine but that doesn't exist and I'm quite depressed right now.
>>8140656
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i agree
>>8140660
just pick something you like wtf how is this hard
>>8140663
based...
so wait, what happened to basic? did she detrans?
literally UK politics atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPwT8Te-1bU
>>8140646
I'll be in the neighborhood with all the futa demon girls.
>>8140640
i am not good with makeup and don't know where to start
>>8140676
How do you work up the courage to get your hair cut
>>8140667
Probably just living her life, she was a bit of a normie.
It's over Robin. camwhore for your money or something because DWP aint gonna give us jack shit anymore.
>>8140673
there are tons of basic makeup guides on youtube!
everyone is new to makeup at some poitn
>>8140101
How are any of those 3 are toxic?
>>8140626
This gap between processing and other subscales is highly typical of chronic depression.
I wish I could have seen potc in her prime
>>8140660
as long as you like it and it suits you there's no problem
names are hard though
I had a girl name but I detransed and now I don't like that name
but if I change it again it'll be weird
>>8140681
Idk I just wander in, have a chat and let the stylist do her thing I don't get anxiety about haircuts anymore
FUCKING HELL.
I COME HOME AND FIND THAT MY GF KILLED HERSELF!!!!!
This is your god damn fault mtfg.
>>8140693
what? nah, that can't be, i'm feeling happy rn
>>8140690
Potsy is an irredeemable sjw loon and keeps rambling about her retarded "causes". Can't say I hate her but any place is better without her kind.
Angie and Kayla just get stuck in a rut and lash out at anyone trying to help. Or anyone they feel has it better than them. I like them enough when they're not in that mode.
>>8140704
hugg her back to life
>>8140695
do you enjoy unspeakable horrors
>>8140705
That kind is depression is functional, not momentary and tied to feelings like reactive depression. It's better if you manage to feel happy.
everything ive seen of this potsy person sounds like a parody of a leftist written by a /pol/yp except she was real i guess? fucked up
>>8140708
I only seen Kayla lash out and I never saw them ever get help
>>8140715
I frequently check the cwcki
so... yes
>>8140717
Yeah, pretty much. Any white girl thinking gypsies could ever genuinely be friends with her is beyond delusional.
>no bf to beat and degrade me
I want a daddy that will hurt me like the subhumam trash I am until I'm crying then hold me and rape my boypussy until it breaks
>mfw
>>8140708
I <3 CFH so muxh.
>>8140727
this desu
>>8140724
But what are you gonna do for me?
>>8140724
iktf
>be /pol/lock for years
>slowly realize I'm unironically nonbinary after over a decade of crossdressing
>start hrt
>rampant cocklust consumes my mind
I've fallen so far :(
god damn the jews
>>8140724
>my mfw when thinkening about you hurting
>>8140728
i hope i can one day achieve her nirvana like mental state of not giving a fuck
>>8140380
Daaaaaaaaamn
With a tan you would be a legit 6.5/10
>>8140753
nothing you say can be taken seriously ever since you posted your voice
>>8140737
I will be an obedient wife and do anything you say when you say it. Nor will be a bad girl and talk back, but if I do be a bad girl, I will accept any punishment for trash such as I. Let you cheat on me because i deserve nothing. Even let you abuse me verbally or physically whenever you may be angry or upset
>>8140753
And still well out of your league fuccboi
>>8140753
LEAVE HER ALONE!
>>8140756
*rubs your belly and increases your doubt about the nature of reality itself*
>>8140757
That sounds great of far as sexual roleplaying goes, but I really couldn't date a women who'd be unwilling to tell me to "shut the fuck up" at some point. It's just not natural
>>8140716
man, psychology is not my field.
all i know is, i'm not feeling depressed right now.
feels like it's been a while since i've actually felt depressed
>>8140765
>out of your league
See ur being a bad girl Im gonna just keep the 10 grams I bought you as a gift.
Lets play a game /mtfg/ lets call it "Carths League" I have fucked 2 trannies with pics currently posted in /passgen/ whoever can guess which 2 I will Paypal you $50 bucks offer good until 8pm CST
LUL xD
>>8140724
Relatable tbqh
I will always be alone no matter how much me and a guy love each other hell just leave me because i cant have children why should i even bother living or trying to find someone to love itll just be more pain
>>8140752
maybe with age we can achieve such bliss.
>>8140781
THINK ABOUT IT!
"Alright" = inertia = entropy = the end of everything!!!
>>8140787
Oh, I don't do drugs those are bad why do you injection marijuana do you have the brain damage?
>>8140757
What if I want my wife to be strong and raise her chin to everyone but me, would you be able to do that? Would you be able to protect me when I would be at my worst, just like I would you?
>>8140797
>marijuana
LOL nah I got you something you would actually enjoy
What are good gender affirming things to do?
lol in case anyone still thinks I'm lying about being disabled, here's what the very bottom of the barrel looks like
https://vid.me/RqMZ
does my body language pass? :^)
>>8140806
Closing your mouth and opening your legs tbdesu
>>8140806
Smash the patriarchy.
>>8140806
taking showers, smelling nice, receiving solicitations for sex from men, & eating chocolate
>>8140804
I'm listening..
>>8140790
you need to get divorced guys who already have another family and doesn't want kids.
that's what I'd do if I was straight
>>8140810
Use the sidewalk asshole
>>8140795
I can not and will not promise you a world of "alright", but I will promise that we all have within us the means to defy and define that which is around us until we have become our apex.
>>8140810
That at least wasn't your bus, was it?
why am i fat
>>8140816
>showers
baths tho
>>8140832
sorry.
i guess i said showers b/c my apartment only has a shower stall :(
>>8140810
>implying that walk couldn't be easily faked
>>8140818
no elanna stop you're clean
>>8140810
we're gonna get you a clone body babe, stick it out
If you pee standing up you have lost. You should detransition and start all over again.
>>8140839
>tfw you're clean, but wish you weren't, but you're also afraid of getting dirty
BLAIRE WHITE DEBATE
>BLAIRE WHITE DEBATE
BLAIRE WHITE DEBATE
>BLAIRE WHITE DEBATE
BLAIRE WHITE DEBATE
>BLAIRE WHITE DEBATE
BLAIRE WHITE DEBATE
>BLAIRE WHITE DEBATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SeCD8tJUhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SeCD8tJUhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SeCD8tJUhU
shit is popping OFF my senpaitachi
>>8140842
NO
I WHIZZ ON MY FEET FOR SPEED
BECAUSE LIFE IS SHORT
AND I HAVE LOTS TO PEE
EVERY SECOND WASTED ON PEEING IS A SECOND WASTED I COULD BE DOING SOMETHING FUN
>>8140743
phallic foods are best foods
>>8140848
You don't pick and choose when you're a woman, you failure.
You killed my gf
I will destroy this general and you filthy trips.
>>8140782
>>8140801
Am actually super angry and crude to most people, but I am a totally different person with a(my) lover, still am sort of antagonizing though to them.
I just get into these moods where I want a boy to make me his property and degrade me, but also love me and care for me like I'm like a "daughter" to him. I just wanna be some boy's "dumb" and naive wife
want to be held
>>8140852
>not understanding shitposts and shitpost accessories
>>8140846
>BLAIRE WHITE
>popping off
I mean she is decent looking and her faggy voice gets my dick rock hard, but I dont really want to listen to her rhetoric and debate on serious issues.
>taking a womans opinion seriously
LOL its almost like she doesnt even know how to girl.
>>8140853
What degree of figurative speech are we talking here?
>>8140852
I AM A WOMAN WHO LIVES LIFE TO THE FULLEST
SPARING NO SECONDS TO PEEING ON MY BUTT
NO
I MUST PEE ON MY FEET
BECAUSE I AM A WOMAN
AND I HAVE MANY THINGS TO DO
IF I PEE
I AM NOT MAKING DINNER
I AM NOT CLEANING
I AM NOT WORKING
I AM NOT MASTURBATING
AND THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT
>>8140862
You're assuming that I'm serious posting that people should detransition and start again.
How do I see myself?
>>8140869
yet you yourself are assuming that I merely didn't realise you were only pretending to be retarded
>>8140825
this is nice post
>>8140839
It's different if I'm taking coke for sex
>>8140867
sounds ftm
>>8140872
positively i hope
>>8140853
ill join you
You have an ally
>>8140867
You could do all of that WHILE sitting down to pee.
>>8140846
i'm busy watching narcissa wright bro
>>8140874
I was pretending to be an absolutist. If you were aware of the joke there's nothing to try to correct me about.
>>8140888
and yet I corrected you all the same, for that is the art of the meme
I stand to pee often
Chicken soup tastes like happiness
>>8140878
>Blaire literally looks like a cured fish
you know what they say about those in glass houses I'm sure
>>8140900
that looks really tasty anon
>>8140854
Show me who you are :3
>>8140883
EVERY MOMENT I SPEND PULLING MY PANTS FULLY DOWN AND SITTING ON THE TOILET
IS A MOMENT I COULD HAVE MERELY UNZIPPED MY PANTS AND LET WIZZ
>>8140878
she looks good and you would too if you learned to makeup because she apparently hasnt had ffs
>>8140886
why the fuck are you watching them
>>8140853
>I will destroy this general and you filthy trips
>destroying a containment thread of suicidal, autistic, hate filled trannies
Lets think this through faM, dont do anything irrational... unintended consequences and all.
>>8140907
ron paul 2012
>>8140886
>tfw ywn be this pretty
suicide when
>>8140909
supporting a fellow TRUE tranny, not some agp like blair white
>>8140913
Delet this
>>8140900
i should make a salad
but i think imma eat more soup after i eat this entire bag of tater chips
what're the ingredients in yours?
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004HN2NRO/ref=mp_s_a_1_24_s_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1492650117&sr=1-24
Taste the future
>>8140854
>I just get into these moods where I want a boy to make me his property and degrade me, but also love me and care for me like I'm like a "daughter" to him. I just wanna be some boy's "dumb" and naive wife
That sounds pretty nice senpai
>>8140913
WHY DO PEOPE DO THIS
WHY DO Y'ALL RECORD YOURSELVES DOING WEIRD SHIT
AND THEN POST IT
WHY
>>8140916
>supporting someone who begs and says "pwease give me money"
>>8140913
OMFG DELET THISSSSSSSSSSS
Filthy disgusting AGP trashbian freak. Absolutely disgusting. Well it looks like you guys found a way to get me out of the thread.
>>8140926
I know it isn't hard for you.
>>8140930
w-what do you mean
>>8140934
wouldn't you like to know
>>8140935
at least you can talk... who are you?
>>8140913
didnt want to have to fap again tonight
>>8140920
Potatos, carrots, sweet potatos and chicken. Green onions, those that look like thicker green onions without the purple and some aromatic stuff I'm too lazy to see how it's called in english.
I'm having that batch for a third time now, I'm gonna add an egg to the final one.
>>8140943
Blair white started self med at 16 but publicly advocates that no one under 18 should be allowed to transition
>>8140929
when u get the pool water in ur eyes and it stings
>>8140949
phwoar
>>8140923
>WHY DO PEOPE DO THIS
>WHY DO Y'ALL RECORD YOURSELVES DOING WEIRD SHIT
>AND THEN POST IT
yeah, its like why arent you posting jpgs and pngs of you doing weird shit wearing airshit copies of operator gear
>>8140938
why tell you when I can keep you spooked
>>8140955
Stop.
>>8140951
I agree
blockers however, should be started at or before puberty
>>8140951
Blaire White is the most annoying hypocritical tranny bitch, there's nothing new about this
>>8140963
you closed her stream too what an unfaithful viewer
I am wearing an armpit as a hat ama
>>8140951
weird how you know she self meded at 16 anon because she says otherwise
care to share your source?
is it your ass?
>>8140970
Your own? That's pretty flexible.
>>8140967
It is actually suggested not to start blockers before tanner stage 2, otherwise genital surgery might not be possible
>>8140972
fuck off robbie
>transgender options showing up in my google searches
STOP SPYING ON ME GOOGLE.
>>8140976
doesn't sound correct, surgeons have dealth with micropenises surely because of intersex people, isn't supporn's method good for this?
>>8140977
>deadnaming people you don't like
>>8140970
post pic
>>8140976
maybe with shitty western SRS techniques
not with the superior chonburi flap method, with labia folded over a thousand times
>>8140953
>>8140879
I hate my dad
>>8140975
No my roommate/hat
>>8140973
That's not a question wat are u doing
>>8140982
https://clyp.it/341kwhu5
>>8140969
creepy
>>8140989
>implying third-world countries have better technique than the top-tier western surgeons
http://www.supornclinic.com/restricted/SRS/Results.aspx?fn=presentation.zip
>>8140991
greeting u
>>8140987
i'm sorry
one day you'll be free of him and you can cut him out of your life <3
work for that goal
>>8140923
babe me and pookie got all the ingredients to make ramen from scratch come over and have some
>>8141000
tubs
>>8141000
making your own char sui?
>>8141000
Honestly I needed dinner
Come pick me up, I got cash 4 u
>>8141000
um can i come over
>>8140970
Where do I find such a hat?
>>8141000
fatty
>>8141000
be careful not to get pookie's aids in the ramen
>>8140906
I'm a nobody
I wish I was 4'20"
>>8141020
>tfw 4'21"
>>8141020
5'8"?
>>8140996
What
The fuck
Why would u do that
>>8141013
They're attached to people you just need to make them ur hat
>>8140999
I just want him to remember China
>>8141007
ya got the pork belly for it, and the mirin, sake, and tamari soy sauce to cook it in
>>8141005
>>8141014
emma is tub! tub!
>>8141016
i already got it all over me though....
>>8141012
can bats eat ramen?
>>8141011
cash for me? all i need is your beautiful personality though love
>>8141020
>tfw driving up to denver tomorrow from colorado springs to get faded
>tfw not invited
>>8141032
>ya got the pork belly for it, and the mirin, sake, and tamari soy sauce to cook it in
yum
been marinating some soft boiled eggs?
got some scallion?
got some corn?
can I come over and have some?
>>8141039
You know you said you flopped keto was that because you didnt stick to the rule and ate carbs or is it because you ate so much meat you still gained?
>>8141050
I broke the rule, ate noodles in a depressed couple of weeks and then never went back to it
>>8141038
get your butt up here
theres plenty for everyone
>>8141047
can i poz ur neghole
>>8141049
not gonna do eggs cause i dont really like em but i got green onions and corn and ya come over ^w^
>>8141017
So is everyone else, who cares about that. If I would ever have someone whom I could call my honey, she'd be most certainly more than a nobody
>>8141029
Oh. I'm far too submissive to make people do much of anything :(
>>8141032
Aight senpai
Just pick me up so we can eat already
I'm hungry
>>8141060
sounds like the beginning of a hot orgy sponsored by emma and her degenerates
im in
>>8141056
Ah okay because I've been eating a shit-ton of fried chicken and still lost 4 lb since I started this so I wondered. You gotta stick to it girl.
>>8141036
lucky bish
>>8141060
>>8141065
>>8141062
U still haven't asked a question wtf
>>8141069
didn't you start like 4 days ago
>>8141075
elanna.....
>>8141069
why not eat grilled chicken with hot sauce
there's no way skinless chicken you make in a pan is cheaper than fried
>>8141077
I know right? It's mad.
>>8141075
Do you still have a roommate hat on your head?
>>8141063
Such a shame I'm unattractive and undesirable
>>8141032
not real ramen unfortunately
but some miso or veggie broth, leave out the non-vegan ingedients.. i want real ramen
i'm full of potato chips tho
btw if they're gonna put "ghost pepper" and a bunch of copy about how hot the chips are they should be hotter than a pedestrian bag of jalapeño chips
>>8141068
RAMEN orgy
im in
>>8141065
right now? i-if you really want us to we could head over
>>8141074
omg cutie its okay
we'll meet up one day
guys pookie made cookies just now how did she do
>>8141060
>not gonna do eggs cause i dont really like em
b-but you gotta have eggs in ramen
>but i got green onions and corn and ya come over ^w^
omw
got kamaboko?
>>8141080
What????
>>8141085
No we're discussing yurts
She has said yurt a lot
Yurt
>>8141081
What planet are you on? fried chicken shops are wayyy cheaper then grilled ones. You can get a fried chicken meal for like £3 compared to grilled for £7 minimum.
https://youtu.be/CrgTB88aafM
>>8141091
>right now? i-if you really want us to we could head over
Can you get me to work at 11 AM tomorrow?
>guys pookie made cookies just now how did she do
WHY ARE THEY BURNT
>>8141088
Such a shame you can't prove it, you could be a beautiful little obedient slut, in my eyes
>>8141091
Those don't look very ideal.. maaaybe cooked too much
>>8141091
She did a terrible job...
>>8141101
>jilly bean
Lewd.
>>8141077
>>8141083
that happens on keto
desu it's mostly water weight but it's still a good sign
try to eat <20g carbs for now (although first week I'd stick under 10 or as close to zero as you can desu)
>>8141096
i think they meant cooking your own chicken at home would be cheaper than eating out
>>8141096
buy raw meat from a grocery store, cook it on the stovetop with water
def cheaper than pre-prepared
>>8141092
i wish i did desu
i dont have a lot from the japanese market
>>8141090
oh those were just for the tare, im gonna make the veggie broth separately
i had a bag of habanero chips a bit ago and they were really hot, but im not so good with spicy things
>>8141097
uhhhhhhhhhh maybe we can hang a day you dont have work?
>>8141099
MAYBE just a bit
>>8141100
you did a terrible job of coming to see me so far
>>8141101
but bullying pookie is my life's purpose
I want to pound some anon boipussy and I want to hold hands, too.
>>8141098
S-stop pls
>>8141118
you gotta do it in the opposite order tho
>>8141107
>>8141122
cook it in yummy fat tho, bacon grease, schmaltz, whatever
get skin on it too
enjoy the keto, no need to eat like a fag, go all out.. just be aware you'll eventually need to cut back the cals. but for now i think the biggest thing is fixing your leptin/whatever signalling by killing your carb addiction (and almost everyone is addicted to carbs that's mostly why they're fat)
desu cooking for yourself is a pretty easy change in lifestyle imo
>>8141117
i love spicy, if i'm not sweating and having an endorphin rush it's not hot enough
>>8141117
I only have one day off this week :/
>>8141127
Emma's a little cutie and my bestest pal.
>>8141133
lol I see she tricked you again
well don't expect my sympathy in 2 weeks when you're "not talking to her" again
>>8141129
Oh, sorry, I shall next time, then!
>>8141127
she knows im the best desu
>>8141133
im pretty sure that you're the little here~
>>8141132
i do like that feeling from time to time
i get spicy guac chips i love
>>8141135
so cute
>>8141132
>no need to eat like a fag
I wanna eat like a fag tho
>>8141134
I'm just fucking around, she thought our banter last time she posted was good enough to make up with me.
>>8141139
I-i mean
That's most certainly not true, you're such a softie on the inside
Let me brush your hair and give you another back rub, sweetie!
>>8141134
They love each other but wont admit it.
>>8141132
Man cookery aficionados are so annoying sometimes. Let me say this slowly: Not every body can be bothered to cook every single day. Many people find cooking to be a boring chore. Grocery shopping is also a chore, if it runs out and I wanna eat I'm not gonna spend 3 hours travelling and shopping in order to eat, I'm just gonna get a takeaway and do it later.
>>8141148
I've heard her opinion on me is really sweet
If I remember right she uses one word to describe me
"EUGH!"
So romantic.
I can't wait to tell her I love her IRL with my "nasally voice" that she likes so much!
>>8141132
Oh and also not everyone's cooking is particularly tasty, sometimes I need a break from my own relatively bland cooking.
What do fags eat
>>8141158
What'd you eat last?
>>8141146
be vegan like me then
>>8141150
y'all need more grocery stores damn, 3 hrs?
desu i find this kind of rigid, lazy mindset stupid af
it's possible to make qualitative improvements in your life by avoiding the capitalist machine desu, don't believe the lie that giving all your money to some shitty corp is obviously better
i eat better and save money and I enjoy the fuck out of it...
btw meal prep is a thing.. take some time on the weekend, make food for the week/prepare ingredients to make cooking meals when you don't have lots of time easy
>>8141158
coq au vin
>>8141158
lentils
I hate being sir'd all day. I wish I was a girl. Fuck life
>>8141158
Fruit Loops.
>>8141165
Not everybody likes cooking. Why is this so hard for you to understand?
>>8141158
wieners?
>>8141158
Bananas?
>>8141164
I wish it was cock
>>8141169
Oh shit I love lentils
>>8141165
Lel
>>8141173
"Ok Mr burns what was your first gay experience"
>>8141171
Ew
>>8141150
you should get into preparing meals ahead and freezing them
>>8141179
ur vry gay
>>8141171
same
>>8141172
because that's just lazy thinking and not a reasonable point to be honest
my brother has major colon and esophageal issues now because he would eat convenience foods/takeout all the time. also was always broke af. and is probably mentally retarded
you don't have to whinge just because you don't like the advice. if you really want to tell me it's a reasonable way to live i'm gonna disagree
>>8141158
>6 replies
>no one has said semen
>>8141095
e...lan..na.....
>>8141098
I don't want to prove it here, but trust me, you'd find me uggo. Ill ne'er find a bf
>>8141191
grow up
>>8141191
That's really more of a drink desu
What is everyone up to? :)
>>8141155
oh thats what we're doing
>>8141191
I had to choose between memes, don't judge me.
>>8141200
Maybe you shoulda thought about things before treating me so poorly and using me as a toy to cheat on people with.
But it's not like you actually care, this is all a show to make Pookie happy isn't it?
I wouldn't believe otherwise, anyway, any willingness I had to trust you is gone.
>>8141192
Anooooo~
Nan desu ka?
>>8141188
Wtf take that back
>tfw not smol
>>8141194
You will. Boys like all sorts of girls.
>>8141199
thinking about making a spicy burrito but i should make a salad instead
i could roast some zucchini, slice avocado, saute a mushroom, onions, and some bell pepper.. HMMM
>>8141204
ur gay and im not just handle it
>>8141209
That sounds delish :o
>>8141194
>>8141124
You want it? Come and get it, It's about time I got a new pet to toy with, I'll be waiting~
[email protected]
>>8141194
>tfw part of you wants go get proposed to in a romantic way and have a really nice wedding, but you're not sure if you'd actually want the legal aspects of getting married to someone
>tfw it doesn't matter either way, because it's not like anyone will ever love you
The first to feel this revenge is that nigger, Korra
>>8141190
Youre being a narrow minded asshole, I'm sure there's something that you don't like doing. I never claimed eating takeaways was good I'm merely pointing out the bleeding obvious fact that many people are willing to occasionally eat more expensive and less healthy food if it means not having to cook all the time. If cooking floats your boat then then good for you! But stop shoving your own interests down other people's throats. I like cycling and I think everyone should do it instead of driving which is more expensive and lazier but I'm not gonna go around preaching that because it's annoying. I accept that not everyone wants to ride a bike all the time, likewise you should get it into your skull that not everyone wants to cook all the time.
>>8141185
Well that is an idea but it doesn't solve the issue of getting sick of your own cooking every so often.
>>8141212
Handle this: maybe ur the gay one
>>8141204
idk I'm just bored and sadly I have nothing better to do with my time
>>8141218
lol
>>8141228
Same, we should pick up boys
>>8141226
anne has a WAIF I'm pretty sure that's gay
Second will be Anne
>>8141233
boys don't want to be around me
>>8141239
no I've never had a friend anything like that
>>8141237
You here that Anne.
I'M COMING FOR YOU
>>8141239
What if I have a friend like that but they're male.
Are they still MAI WAIF?
Or should it be Husband?
>>8141237
Why?
>>8141248
>here
>>8141224
my real point was you don't have to be so fuckin defensive desu
makin up excuses doesn't change anything
i also tell people they should ride their bike more tho
i don't have to tolerate the lazy thinking that pervades western/modern culture. it's ruining civilization & the ecosystem that makes our life possible
post a new thread already you lazy sacks of crap
>>8140969
You know what, I actually gave this some thought and I'm fucking pissed. Capital P pissed. I don't even know if you're still here or not but I'm going to issue this ultimatum anyway: stop fucking stalking me on here, or this will be the ONLY place that you get to interact with me, forever. I'm so sick of this. It disgusts me. There's no reason whatsoever for you to still be doing this. I'm fucking well aware that I pass, and any issues I have with my are completely unrelated at this point. But posting self deprecating comments about how I pass or not, really just posting here in general, is just a coping mechanism, a way for me to get general frustrations about life off my chest. Can't you leave me alone so I can have this ONE place without you looking over my shoulder all the time?
>>8141255
no u
>>8141253
You're third Greg
>>8141258
I am sorry that you are having problems feeling accepted here :(
>>8141251
I don't want to get caught and go to jail and get raped and beat up but not in the fun way in the bad way
You know what, I actually gave this some thought and I'm fucking pissed. Capital P pissed. I don't even know if you're still here or not but I'm going to issue this ultimatum anyway: stop fucking stalking me on here, or this will be the ONLY place that you get to interact with me, forever. I'm so sick of this. It disgusts me. There's no reason whatsoever for you to still be doing this. I'm fucking well aware that I pass, and any issues I have with my are completely unrelated at this point. But posting self deprecating comments about how I pass or not, really just posting here in general, is just a coping mechanism, a way for me to get general frustrations about life off my chest. Can't you leave me alone so I can have this ONE place without you looking over my shoulder all the time?
>>8141258
i was messing around with you but i am fairyl sure i am not the person you are thinking of
>>8141303
Look I don't care who you are. You clearly knew who I was. I'm going to start one by one removing people from my friends list if you don't either own up to it or just stop. So you'll have on your conscience that you caused every other friend of mine to lose me as one, just so you can keep up pretenses and follow me around on here.
Life is strange