•Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
•Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
•Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
•Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
•Contract?
•Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
•Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
•Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
•Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
•Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
•IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Waiting for Grace to get home so she can cook dinner for me in a thong and sports bra thread.
nim thread
DO NOT RESPOND TO DRAKEPOSTER thread
what are some official and also potential /mtfg/ ships?
>>8127091
you are so gross
frizzy hair forever x(
why do girls get to be girls but not me
>>8127094
nimxeva :)
>>8127091
tfw I could've had this with my gf but she doesn't want to be with me anymore
>>8127087
Only himself
>>8127094
Faye and Ash.
>crying again
It's ok. This how things are now. I have to keep taking my medicine.
>>8127105
no they are just friends
Eva and Nim are the official couple
>>8127110
>nigger
omg
>>8127099
the universe is chaotic and random there is no reason anything happens it just does
>>8127109
there can be multiple ships.
>>8127110
>racism
ebin
>>8127097
Same :(
Didn't you find alot of products to fix it though? I thought you had it under control and was totally going to use what you are
food time...
>>8127114
ash said in the last thread that they are only friends so you are deluded
>>8127115
racism is okay as long as its not against white people tho remember
>>8127124
only friends, for now :)
Ash will seduce Faye.
The prophecy shall be fulfilled.
>>8127126
Black people**
>>8127110
It just comes in waves, it's the result of spending so many years suppressing and hiding emotions from myself it just overwhelms me at times
I was trying to get to sleep and had and thought about how life would be if I was born a girl
>>8127120
Post your damn Discord already.
>>8127110
>Oh fuck off you nigger
>fuck off you nigger
>you nigger
>nigger
>nigger
>nigger
>nigger
HOL UP WHAT CHU SAY SENPAI?!?!?!
>>8127126
people here do flip their lid when you say a bad thing about whites
being a racist tranny's just some funny spook shit to me but whatever
>>8127094
i could list all of the past/past potential trips, but it would take a long time, and i can't remember all of them
Who goes in the box?
>>8127091
I think you mean "nothing but an apron"
>>8127134
Hugg. You'll learn how to deal with your emotions, it just takes time.
>>8127140
Zna#0229, I posted it last night even, lol.
>>8127142
I called someone who thinks he has an actual shot at cucking me a nigger. :^)
>>8127145
>tfw I know things are spooks but go with them anyway
Am I under or overspooked?
>>8127157
The results are in: seems that you are... stupid as hell! damn!
>>8127157
Hugg ;-;
>>8127150
Everyone's!
>>8127161
Dang.
>>8127150
you
>>8127150
>hanna
>maeve
>snickerdoodle
>sheen
>evangeline
>shy
>gloomy
>ash
>>8127157
Woe is me?
>>8127150
natalie
>>8127150
Ash
Nim
Eva
Cindy
Snickerdoodle
Maeve
Marina
Gloomy
Nat
Spicy
>>8127170
sweet cinnamon rolls must stay pure
everyone forgot to put smiles in the smiles box
do we really have that many newfriends now
>>8127170
those sweet cinnamon rolls need a good dose of my cum
thread reminder that veganism is the diet of the bourgeoisie
>>8127150
I always hate these questions...
>>8127189
Cinnamon rolls go best with a glop of cum all over them
>>8127184
The only Smiles I really know was an emotionally abusive alcoholic and schizo.
>>8127185
WAIT IS THAT WHAT THE ICING IS
>>8127150
everyone deserves to have their smile protected
>>8127184
Yes the only person I recognise is Nimmy
But let's face it she'll never leave xD
>>8127193
I think you are thinking of a different smiles. also you are a newfriend.
>>8127194
>>8127204
I hope so.
>>8127110
Yay another racist trip!
>>8127150
Everyone gets their smiles protected
>>8127213
s-s-someone said nigger on the internet!
D:
Oh noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grow up cunt
>>8127150
emma
*turns into a black guy*
>>8127194
of course it is b b
You want some icing?
I hate when that happens. This body feels like a flesh puppet I've been bound to. Not mine.
>>8127223
that's not supposed to happen
>>8127220
>These are the same people who throw a bitch fit whenever someone misgenders them
>>8127221
delet emma
>>8127184
I wouldn't put anybody in a box. Everybody needs freedom to learn and grow.
>>8127222
no I'm Anonymous
I'm still torn between "why won't my breasts hurry and grow" and "I hope they never grow"
>>8127222
I don't drop trip, Nat~.
>>8127235
Why the fuck wouldn't you want your breasts to grow? How long have you been on HRT?
>>8127242
she still closeted and scared of mormon family
>>8127213
neo-nazi trannies are literally not even worth talking to i think to be able to reconcile these your brain has basically to be fucking mush
>>8127150
>tfw absolutely nothing to smile about in your ruined trainwreck of an existence.
>>8127224
no
maybe
>>8127235
are you afraid of boobs in boymode?
>>8127225
iktf all to well. Every time I get triggered I loose touch with my body.
>>8127244
tfw eternal closet
>>8127253
Do you get triggered pretty often?
>>8127245
True.
>>8127242
Awwww shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!
Sup girl, where you been? :3
https://youtu.be/Hrr3dp7zRQY
my face is 21.5 centimeters long
>>8127258
Hah only black women trigger me. I feel nothing looking at that picture
>>8127248
be my gf
>>8127267
cool. i never measure my face or other body parts because I don't want to know.
>>8127235
Since December, but it's been off and on until now. Pretty much
>Forget pills one day
>Depression hits me like a truck
>"Shouldn't take pills without a doctor, you'll get mocked, etc"
But I think I'm on it now.
>>8127244
I came out to my parents. Brother is next.
>>8127248
Yes. 100%. I don't even want boymode.
>>8127267
Cool
>>8127247
same honestly
thinking about just commiting
only annoying thing is it's not the easiest to get a gun around here
>>8127266
I have this album, Who are you? I like you already.
>>8127267
>my face is 21.5 centimeters long
All is lost.
>>8127244
>mormon family
>>8127247
hugs my family is stupid too
give up the moremans and be a girl
(i know personally it's not that simple)
>>8127267
Oh, I get it now; you're indirectly submitting information to the mythical chaser wiki.
>>8127269
low key racism there
>>8127267
why the long face?
sometimes i think mtfg is actually more harmful than helpful to anyone's transition because of all the dumb memes that gets repeated
i dont even have a face
>>8127290
of course
[spoiler]as long as you are ok with a transbian[/spoiler]
>>8127291
probably true in most cases
>>8127287
I can't look at a white woman and think "hey I could have looked like that" now can I?
>>8127291
that sounds like something someone with AGP would say
>>8127291
>thinking mtfg is harmful
A G P
G
P
>>8127288
bad genes
>>8127300
>>8127302
i smiled irl you fricks
>stops smoking
>mental state just gradually falls apart into nothing over several days
cool
Nigger trannies always end up the ugliest.
>>8127290
>it's an effective way to validate self-hatred, that's for sure
wtf
>>8127304
I was just trying to make a dumb joke :(
>>8127306
I heard that soaking in a sauna for a while will help since it sweats out the nicotine all at once. I might be completely wrong though.
>>8127291
its really good for getting people who are "just curious" to stop repressing but yeah not much else besides that
>>8127305
You are a prime example.
>>8127247
I have some memories that make me smile.
>>8127258
Stuff like that doesn't trigger me. I've slept with and done heroin with this chick. :p
>>8127308
fuck off faggot
>>8127315
I just measured today and I found out my penis is much longer than the average cis girl's :(
feels bad
>>8127313
I wanna setup a sauna.
>>8127282
You like me already :3
Where did you go? People stopped hanging out here... Got very boring :/ drama always ensues rofl!
I've been having fun with boys... I check this place out every now and then lol
most of my friends are cis women so posting pictures of women literally does nothing :p
>>8127324
Do you smoke too?
>>8127322
Knew you were posting as anon just had to fish you out
>>8127323
lol
>>8127336
Not his current trip
>>8127315
>friend snuggles
>not transbian snuggles
l'll make you my gf
>>8127317
She certainly triggers me. Not dysphoria, though. Something else entirely. Maybe because she went through all the worst fears my nightmares are made of: a lonely hollow life, lack of love, heroin, aids and dying in a hospital... Can't see her face without getting flashbacks of nightmares.
>>8127291
tgg is better for any serious questions
mtfg is just a big circlejerk between the transbians and whores
>>8127343
transbian posters please stop being so aggressive on here
i'm the real drakeposter and i'm AGP
bf and i exchanged promise rings and i swore i would never get srs if he marries me
>>8127348
>straight posters
A G P please go
I never get the really pointless and dumb drama this place generates
>>8127350
Wew
>>8127350
That's a promise you'll regret. You shouldn't take such oaths so lightly.
Is it weird when I close my eyes, I feel 100% girl?
>>8127347
i agree but tgg is so slow it takes like a week to get any response :(
>>8127322
Why are you mad? Don't you basically agree with everything that anon said?
>>8127329
Ohh I had a feeling it was you, yeah I missed you!
Funnily enough I left for the same reason, was having fun with boys lol.
I posted this earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx089RcUT5c
>>8127350
What the fuck is wrong with you Kayla? Have sume fucking self-esteem and stop being used by chasers.
>>8127350
i dont think youve ever said a single thing that is true in your life
>>8127351
there is literally nothing wrong with transbians or AGPs
Hello girls :) I am back
>>8127350
Thats questionable... does he love the dick that much?
>>8127350
lol
>>8127350
had it been literally anyone else I'd have been surprised and/or doubtful but
>>8127350
You do you don't let these haters get you down
>>8127350
lol
>>8127361
Ok? I was just agreeing with the previous post saying that this general and these threads are awful for anyone who just wants to be a girl
this place is perfect for degenerates who just want to flirt and fuck other trannies
>>8127350
Eliot, you really need to stop posting your sissy fetishist porn here. It's disgusting.
>>8127366
hiya
>>8127333
no, allergic to smoke.
>>8127278
That's a very permanent solution to what are hopefully temporary problems.
It's a bad habit to get into, thinking like that because the more you do the more normal it becomes.
>>8127317
>I have some memories that make me smile.
Maybe I sort of do, but then I start thinking about everything else and my ruined childhood annnd it just snowballs into pain :/
how do some people not realise several trips here are literally incapable of Not Lying
>>8127385
hi there :)
>>8127366
welcome back qt <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lfTCk87nq2
>>8127362
It's goooooooooooooooood :3
Thanks for the tunes ^_^
Oh yeah? Dish dish dish! I didn't leave because of boys, I left and filled the void of mtfg with boys >w<
I now realise that was a good decision lol
eww dat crazy nigga back
>>8127388
Good, smoking sucks.
>>8127364
are we all lies projected by kayla's mind
>>8127343
snuggles are snuggles!!
>>8127323
just flip it inside out
>>8127393
List of trips to never ever believe:
>Kayla
>Faye
>Beep
>>8127392
and?
It's a permanent solution, just like you said, sounds like a dream to me
>>8127406
this should be put in the OP
>>8127406
Forgot drake
>>8127416
Too much lens flare.
>>8127416
you're a ray of sunshine :3
>>8127404
snuggles are different when they are with your gf though
>>8127416
cute girl
>>8127406
wait what does beep lie about?
>>8127408
ooo im sleepy too
maybe i should take a nap as well :)
List of trips to never ever believe:
>Kayla
>Faye
>Beep
>Drake
>Merc
>>8127421
>>8127423
>>8127427
:D
>>8127429
You should! It's best thing evar!
>ywn get married to a chaser and get penis rings for you both instead of normal rings
>>8127428
ohhh anon
cute, naive anon
so innocent
so much to learn
>>8127425
no they aren't snuggling is snuggling
>>8127428
there is a person here (maybe 2?) who basically picks people to constantly harrass and bad mouth
>>8127442
its probably promise penis rings kayla is talking about huh
>>8127446
Snuggles have more affection when its with someone you love
>>8127455
But transbians can't feel love.
>>8127446
>tfw want to snuggle my benis inside my gf
>>8127455
even if that's true, snuggling with someone who isn't your gf is lewd
>>8127433
You look absolutely dejected.
>>8127458
^>^
>>8127448
pretended to detrans for attention, says wildly inconsistent things about her coworkers and family for attention...
you can believe what ever you want its just surprising you haven't noticed it
>>8127463
>>8127400
Joined a hookup site, sucked dick and cuddled it was fun, joined dating site looking for bf, got fucked by well endowed older men but they were uninterested in a relationship, felt depressed about being pumped and dumped, deleted account, now back here.
You're welcome, heard it on the radio, I'm gonna buy it.
>>8127472
I have got to be one of th emost trustworthy trips here, I don't think I've ever lied anout anything here. I'm one of those autists who are unable to lie.
>>8127465
owo
>>8127459
Wtf that's not true
>>8127473
uwu
>>8127470
Is that cfh?
>>8127476
>>8127455
Love doesn't exist and snuggling is a stupid waste of time
>>8127481
8===D
>>8127476
>Joined a hookup site, sucked dick and cuddled it was fun, joined dating site looking for bf, got fucked by well endowed older men but they were uninterested in a relationship, felt depressed about being pumped and dumped, deleted account, now back here.
still that sounds better than being totally alone in my opinion
I haven't sucked one dick since starting hrt
>>8127476
>felt depressed about being pumped and dumped
but that's all that any of you transgirls want anyways
>>8127476
I am sorry that you got pumped and dumped :(
>>8127470
Oh, you're just spamming people.
>>8127485
:Q...
>>8127480
>>8127484
Love is fluffy and nice.
>>8127484
Umm excuse me snuggling and cuddles is one of the best things ever you silly.
>>8127480
>>8127489
It would be nice to be the domestic pet or servant or slave to a man, maybe a couple. Pump and dumps are okay, but not #1 on the like list.
>>8127472
wait what did beep do yesterday
>>8127484
WRONG and WRONG
>>8127467
you are the one lying or misinterpreting and bending truths of things that happened. you did it to kit now you are tyring to do it to beep.
>>8127494
>>8127502
>>8127484
>>8127480
OuO
>>8127513
lmao ok
>>8127476
Sucking dick for cuddles is heavenly though xD
I had this one guy I met on CL and he just fucked me right... It wasn't that he was huge or anything just, I dunno. He ruined me though. I was playing mistress for a few months, then I think he just got over it... He was kinda straight, I mean I know I was mainly a fetish for him.
Pump and dump is cruel... I hope you're feeling better now though bub
How good is masculine affection though... Fuck being a transbian. I'll settle for bi, but yeah, losing to cock is the best ^_^
>>8127506
She got exposed as a lying deceiving cunt. She called herself one of the prettiest passing girls here and anyone that points out her numerous inconsistent lies are just jealous of her beauty. It was also revealed she lied about detransition, how her family treats her, and lied about all the coworker / customer harassment. It was really heart breaking to see her true nature be so conceited.
>>8127513
Hi beep
>>8127523
How did all this come to light?
>>8127346
I just get sad that she's no longer with us. I have both love and anger towards her. I'm not sure I'd have survived NYC in January when I was 14 if it wasn't for her help. Sadly she also encouraged my heroin use.
>>8127392
Yeah, my childhood was quite bad. My only memory of kindergarten is one day not knowing if I was supposed to go to the babysitter or home. First grade through freshman hs was a disaster except for painting lessons after school and some weekends. For the rest of my teen years parts were good, and a short 3.5 years was really nice. I'd found a functional family (husband and wife) that was nice and accepted me as is. That really changed everything.
>>8127448
I just yawn at them..
>>8127484
love truly exists.
>not being pumped and dumped right now
>>8127525
I'm not a transbian!
>>8127499
:)
>>8127481
8===D~
>>8127480
My chin is much prouder than that.
>>8127528
Awwwww don't be sad sweetheart, what's wrong? :(
>>8127532
>I'm not a transbian!
>>8127527
delete this
>>8127529
All through her own words. She got mad yesterday and let some of the truth slip out about how she really feels. It was the exact opposite of the lies she's been telling for months. She's as malicious as Faye.
>>8127528
and I bet like every other cis woman you're looking to cheat on anyone who gets close to you
>>8127537
okay
>>8127531
But who would want to sleep with a tranny?
>>8127532
Oh you.
look guys I've got a fun screencapped post too
>>8127542
But that person is telling the truth
>>8127542
I have some too its fun
>>8127542
it's true pee goes in the litter box
>>8127533
y u no smile? :(
>>8127487
I've sucked two. Both will be in town the first weekend of next month.
>>8127540
I was just memeing to see if anyone did screenshot and reupload that post, I'm amazed you actually deleted it.
>mfw
>>8127531
>tfw bf is otw to my place
>tfw probably won't get pumped
worst timeline :(
*starts to form cocoon for metamorphosis*
>>8127548
/lgbt/ is /r9k/
especially this fucking general lmao
>>8127547
I'm scary when I smile.
>>8127550
I think its funny to delete it because no one expects you to
>>8127091
>home before me
>wants me to cook dinner for him
Chaser-kun fucking puhlease, pull ur weight
>>8127536
Delet this
>>8127541
No u
>>8127548
Yep... I'm now in the "I'm in love with a guy I know but he's not into tgirls even though he bitches about cis girls constantly and I'm exactly what he's looking for" boat... Urgh! I've been sending him progress shots though, and he has said that I'm cute as fuck. I'll make him come around ;) or the far more likely, scare him away lol! ;~;
>>8127549
sounds like you'll be hosting a party in early may!
>>8127562
elanna you're a cutie
does faye have an unrequited love for ash?
>>8127545
post em!
>>8127564
My latest life plan is to overdose on cocaine.
>>8127432
>Mercury
People who can't pick out obvious trolling and sarcasm I see.
how much for a nimhugg
my dad said he'd pick up food for me 2.5 hours ago but instead he's watching movies with my brother who got caught shoplifting today
>>8127559
But dinner is so easy bub, and then you get the satisfaction of knowing you're a good girl ^_^
>>8127570
Don't kill yourself
>>8127569
this one always makes me laugh
>>8127574
its a guy thing you wouldn't understand
>>8127570
Lol so dramatic girl... Over the opes?
>>8127574
That blows :( I'd feel undervalued in your shoes
Someone just said I look like girl! Then they added it's because I have long hair and that killed the joy a bit.
>>8127566
I can assure you I am not
>>8127574
Important father son moment in progress can't you make instant noodles or something?
>>8127520
Why did I come to this thread. I just wanted to see what I could learn about my gf only to read that I can never give her the D that she might secretly crave.
This is a place of hurt.
>>8127588
But I have a few of your pics in one of my folders
you're a cute!
>>8127576
Alright, you can have Chaser-kun then, please, do take him!
>>8127568
Obviously, yea
>>8127576
no offence but you sound like one of those 50 year old hons jerking each other off at the cross dresser support group about how feminine they are
>>8127574
my daddy said he'd give me cummies 2.5 hours ago and he did!!!!! *w* and now he's going to give me more ^w^
>>8127589
Explain your context anon <3
>>8127595
I thought so
>>8127598
wow lucky
>>8127579
idgi
>>8127565
I don't know. One of them I'd really love to curl up with in bed. Why do I always fall for musician guys?
>>8127593
don't be creepy please
>>8127594
xD I only like to fuck other women's men... Not cook for them ;)
>>8127593
Are you sure you haven't mislabeled your folders?
>>8127604
she is replying to herself. I think she was really drunk that night.
>>8127604
when you drop trip make sure to drop trip
>>8127568
I don't know, she was talking about going out on a date with dr lady.
I've lived in London like 7 months and I can't think of anything fun to do in this fucking city that doesn't involve drinking. A friend is coming over in early may and I need to think of shit that's fun to do in this enormous god damn city that won't also bankrupt me.
Help.
>>8127562
Elanna... I don't really mind that you do because it's endearing, but I wonder... When and why did you start hating me that much? Was it when I was wanting to die two years ago? Or even before that?
Cfh, Grace, Faye, Korra, Kayla, and Cindy are the selfie posters.
>>8127621
rollerblade
also im sure there are museums and stuff to see
tfw most of you are just happy little retards
it's like being at a petting zoo :3
Tee hee xddd :p I'm a qt trap just look at my qt succubus shirt xdd :DDD which you should buy now at redbubble dot com give me some SHEKELS don't you just love my shirt haha xddddd lol it's so cute and look I'm wearing girls clothes uh oh aren't I just sooooo lewd~ gasp what do you mean I'm so cute?!! I'm s-stuttering like i-ive g-got s-serious b-brain d-d-d-d-d-damage.......... You couldn't possibly want to do something lewd to me after I just said I wanted it!!!!!! Look at all my emoticons *~* ouo uwu XOX ahhh it's so cute I'm so cute you should think I'm so cute just like a girl haha but I am a girl (male) after all what do you mean I smell like cum all girls do right????? :3 maybe you should just fuck me nao I want a duck so bad look just how much my shrived up estrogen enriched dick... I mean feminine penis ;P is bulging in my leggings^_^ they're so tight and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute I'm so cuuuute~~~ just cover me in your hot sweet cum oh no I've got some steam notes hope they're from cute Bois oh Anon just look at me I'm so sad ;_; hug me I'm so smol u know I'm only 5 '4 isn't that so cute~~ I need a trip how do I make one???!! I hope you don't hit on mee
>>8127620
faye lies about all those supposed dates
>>8127631
and you try too hard
>>8127621
Why are you hating on my city? there is plenty to do. Today I went for a bike ride, explore.
How are ya'll nuts doing?
>>8127631
pet me mommy uwu
>>8127563
he's been depressed and has poor health off and on so odds are always unlikely for us to have sex
i have just about resigned myself to this sexless new future and im gonna invest in a vibrator
>>8127596
But dinner is easy... I cook two to three times a day :/ you have to put in effort of you wanna be cute... And being cute starts with genes and a good diet :)
>>8127631
I hope to one day experience this type of blissful lack of self-awareness.
>>8127638
London's nice as far as "big fucking cities" go, I'm just too retarded and academically focused to know of fun things that don't involve alcohol (because thats all university students ever fucking do). It doesn't help the area of London where I live is genuinely fucking boring.
>>8127599
My girlfriend is trans but I don't know a lot about trans people. I want to understand what she might be going through and figured this might be a good place to learn something. I want to be a good girlfriend for her and to be able to support her.
She's expressed that she's a bit bi, so I'm a little insecure about not being able to give her the d.
>>8127631
don't pet the retards
they bite
>>8127633
this was pretty funny
>>8127649
>so I'm a little insecure about not being able to give her the d.
get a feeldoe...
https://www.tantusinc.com/collections/feeldoes
>>8127633
yuo forgot to mention daddy OnO
>>8127642
Hugg
Buy a nice bad dragon toy or something too
>>8127627
Why do you want to?
I know you're not where you want to be yet, but hrt takes more than a year for everything to happen. Plus at least you're passing with makeup
>>8127652
I don't bite too hard uwu
>>8127658
OwO do you want to be my daddy tonight
>>8127635
You remind me of those girls in Bioshock 2 and their big daddies :D
>>8127627
Nice ;) ever had LSD and fucked? Next level shit... Though I've not done coke before, send scary lol
>>8127642
>sexless bf
Then why are you with him?
>>8127649
oh you are a cis girl I guess. yeah a feeldoe or strapon would probably be good if you talk to her and you are both okay with it.
>>8127624
I don't hate you I just think you're a narcissist and it's exceptionally off-putting
>>8127668
I see your tranny roastie mind can't comprehend a little something called love
>>8127649
Get a strap on babe :3
And some amyl OwO
>>8127675
I understand love just fine but a relationship without sex is just boring.
>>8127648
I couldn't agree with you more, the borough you live in is boring as shit. Just pure dual carriageways and bland post-war housing. My borough is ecelectic, you got the ghetto half which is always busy and full of crazy shit and the posh half which is full of fancy houses and nice hillside views.
>>8127673
You've known me long enough to know that's a less than apt way to describe me, though. Strange.
>>8127677
Who is your daddy lil little girl? ;w;
im so tired
wish muh waifu could make me dinner ;_;
>might be getting sent to stay in Texas for a few weeks
>initially happy because I get to go to dream local
>realize the people I'll be staying with won't be accepting of me as a girl and will most likely make me go to church with them.
Well fuck this was almost going to be good
>>8127675
isn't that kind of a big part of a relationship?
otherwise you're just friends
>>8127683
I don't think I know you at all. I know the image that you project here.
>>8127649
If you want to learn about trans and you're coming here, lurk the trans boards on Reddit as well.
It will give you a much better understanding than just one or just the other.
As for sex, just ask her an experiment, get a nice strap on.
Ezpz
>>8127689
eyy I'll hang out with you and call you a grill
>>8127673
d-does elanna hate sheen?
>>8127690
read her post
her boyfriend isn't well enough for sex
so what should she do? abandon the love she has because she can't be intimate with her man at the moment?
You've clearly never loved someone before, not true love at least
True love is worth sacrificing things for
>>8127689
But church is fun! :D Best place for stuffs
>>8127673
>tfw I say this all the time and she thinks it's just anon being an epic trole
>>8127688
I'll be your waifu and cook you dinner tonight :3
>>8127710
Cook dinner for me too!
gamestop is a trans friendly place i can tell because everyone was laughing and having a good time when i came in and one guy even stormed out saying he needed to be away from here; i assume to go play some quality video games
>>8127712
Not at all. Wouldn't mind, though.
Hi anons, newfag here. Am about to start hormones on June, and I'm a bit scared.
One question I have, does voice change in some way? I've asked in other forums and got both "yes" and "no"
I'm 21yo idk if that helps. Also sorry if poor English, not native speaker
>>8127700
pretty much this. i love him and he's fantastic about everything except this. when he was in good health and happy we fucked like rabbits. I'm just a little sad that sex isn't an option until he's better because I miss it
>>8127706
sure ask whatever you want
>>8127718
no
you have to train it
>>8127710
I'm flattered by the offer but I'm not in the market for a new waifu at the moment!
You're welcome to cook me dinner, though!
>tfw it took me a couple minutes to word this right
I'm so glad y'all are online and not talking to me in person god the spaghetti would be insane
>>8127718
No it doesn't.
>>8127700
>she can't be intimate with her man at the moment?
I didn't really read the whole post just the resigned to a sexless relationship so I'm going to buy a vibrator
I guess you're right if you were previously intimate with them and really love them, it just seems it would be tough to start a relationship and be in a relationship with someone who was asexual
>>8127717
Would you give elanna transbian kisses?
>>8127718
If you are ftm, yes. If you are mtf, no.
>>8127702
>But church is fun!
Not when you're non-religious it isn't.
>Best place for stuffs
Wait what kind of stuffs do you mean
>>8127720
>No
phew, I don't hate you neither :)
>>8127716
Shit that never happened: the post
>>8127732
Not what I have in mind and I think she'd be revolted at the idea.
>>8127716
where tf do you live
>>8127737
Spaghetti does sound really good
Time to throw on pajamas and my comfi slippersssssss and get to work
>>8127706
might as well ask...
>>8127716
You're as bad as Faye with her "dates" desu
>>8127730
they werent rude theyve just never seen a trans person irl and it was weird for them i think
>>8127740
come on CFH. work your magic on elanna
>>8127734
Poo :( Around here you get a nice home-cooked meal and talk among friend before worship and it's usually contemporary music. None of that old school hymn stuff. I hate that :S
tfw I don't think I'll ever feel right until I have a pussy.
>tfw no bf to give me headpats right now
How do I cope with this feel
>>8127751
Korra is a self-absorbed asshole what more needs to be said?
>>8127743
it feels really good sucking it up because it is all thick and salty and then you swallow and your tummy feels all warm
>>8127749
I'm asexual, you know. I only kiss people who really want to kiss me in the first place.
>>8127702
Church is a lot of things, but fun is not one of them
>>8127754
find a daddy to give you cummies!! *v*
Who are the attention whore trips?
>>8127743
Psh! Cook in your underwear with an apron on. That's the real young cis way :D
>>8127755
you and korra should fugg
>>8127761
beepbeep apparently
>>8127753
The will of getting one should keep you getting up in the morning, then.
>>8127761
Korra Faye CFH Smiles Grace Cindy Robin Bean
>>8127763
eww
>>8127761
Greetings.
>>8127756
That sounds like sucking something else..
>>8127762
desu I wanna change into some comfi sweat shorts but I gotta wash them ;;
Wearing so little like you suggest is something I'd only do in private with my partner~
>>8127751
>I feel like you're a meanie therefor you're stupid poopoo head!
Wow............ really............................... makes me think there...........................
>>8127759
There aren't any daddies in colorado springs though
>>8127763
im not attracted to chimps
>>8127761
>who are the attention whore attention whores?
>>8127774
I want to say this is someone pretending to be korra
But I also believe korra would totally say something this fucking stupid
>>8127771
>That sounds like sucking something else..
like what? ramen?
>>8127774
I'm lost for words.....
>>8127786
korra is special lets just leave it at that
>>8127782
Sure, Ramen.
>>8127784
Unfortunately only my family is around!
>>8127761
me
i need the (you)s or i will start to doubt my shitposting abilities
what's your favorite faye pic?
post your feet
>>8127695
Makes sense to me. I'll check out reddit as well.
Alright I'll ask a couple of questions.
Why would someone want to be in boymode? Is it a comfort thing? It almost weirds me out because all I can see her as is a woman, you know? I dress in men's clothes often, but it obviously isn't the same.
What's with the use of "boy" and "girl" as opposed to more adult terms? I see and hear this a lot.
How would you like to be comforted/what would you like to hear when you're doubting your femininity? Feeling dysphoric?
And finally, I hear things about trans lesbians being called not true trans or something like that. How real is that sentiment? Do people mean it when they say that, or is it just bants?
>tfw wearing ironic shitposting as my pajamas
>>8127793
But that isn't faye
>>8127778
>not liking niggers is stupidity
>>8127799
yes it is
>>8127803
It must be a very old picture then
why do the few black people here hate each other
>>8127750
That doesn't sound verry fun for a shy kid like me. :S
>>8127807
they secretly love each other and want to engage in rough intercourse
>>8127807
Black people hate it when you steal their white friends.
>>8127782
Fuck I want a second bowl of ramen
>>8127766
only maybe...
>>8127807
because korra is extremely stupid and shakira used to be extremely autistic and creepy
mercury is a bit of a jerk sometimes too she will not hide what she thinks of someone
>>8127814
what do you think of CFH?
>>8127793
Why is everyone's room so messy!
>>8127811
I'm shy too but only because I do cracra stuff that would embarrass people I am with :X
>>8127819
lol
>tfw
>>8127772
Way over your head kid.
Clearly you know nothing of Korra's realationship with her bf
>>8127818
Why are you trying to incite drama?
If you want entertainment I can make a suicide pact or something.
>>8127822
I am a light skinned african american :X I don't fit many molds though
>>8127828
you should pretend to detrans
>>8127774
This irony at it's finest
>>8127828
make it spin
>>8127815
Maybe. There's no maybe. You'll have one. And you'll get better.
>black people have to like each other
leftists are the real racists
>>8127826
>asian cis girls are super cute
>asian trans girls pass the easiest
N-nuke japan
>>8127833
P-post pic!
>>8127795
boymode is usually because they are afraid of not passing and being attacked for being trans etc
idk I think most trans people here are early to mid 20s and don't think of themselves as men/women yet. I think thats just a younger person thing not a specifically trans thing.
not sure about this one its a personal thing I guess
the trutrans thing is mostly just bants. there are some people who fell for the memes and believe in it but they are mocked by most.
>>8127833
You seem to fit the cinnamon roll standards, though.
>>8127846
Maybe on discord but never here xD Too scary for me
>>8127820
grace's room is always messy and she will never clean it
>>8127842
>asian trans girls pass the easiest
Don't you dare
I can feel my t-shirt run against my nipples and its kinda annoying
I'm too scared to wear a bra tho :/
>>8127833
i like you just fine too! for the record i was specifically calling that one London autist a chimp because she behaves like one not all black people obviously. you look like you had a bit of Hispanic heritage
>>8127854
There used to be a fucking meme about Asian passing privilege
AND ITS ALWAYS TRUE
>>8127854
white people are stupid
>>8127850
Wait, what is cinnamon roll tier again? :O
>>8127840
It's looking less and less likely anytime soon. I was hoping medicare/medicade would show the way and other insurance would follow. my plan doesn't cover it. my hormones and tests are only covered due to endocrine disorder billing tag.
>>8127859
NO IT ISN'T AHH
SKDHJFSDFSD
>tfw polish-scottish american
>>8127863
I bet it is
I know this pre-hrt Japanese girl who passes already
>>8127834
I need to make up something believable. Who here would actually believe that I detransitioned?
>>8127839
Desutwirl.gif
>>8127857
You saw my discord post!? xD Oh geez
>>8127846
I wouldn't recommend showing this fat chaser Spicy. She's already creeped on three other girls here and you're her next target since you outed yourself as black. She's autistic and extremely obsessive. Just take my word for it and don't show your pic on discord. One trip had to fake suicide just to shake this creep.
>>8127860
I think it tends to be easier to pass to people outside of your own race
>>8127793
I don't have Pierced ears tho
>>8127861
Girls who are pure for this world and ain't never did nobody no wrong.
>>8127860
>its okay to be racist to whites
>>8127865
NOT ALL ASIANS PASS EASIER THIS MEME NEEDS TO DIE RIGHT NOW
>>8127867
>I need to make up something believable
hmm true
say you're dating a cis girl
>>8127871
yes you do
>>8127868
you posted an unsee i think it was or maybe a pic then deleted it either way you were super qt!
>>8127875
Do you think you prove me wrong?
>>8127880
Yes?
saw a timeline where the girl got ffs with my first choice place and it looks like shit. not promising desu
>>8127871
why not?
also stop pretending to be non binary
its annoying
>>8127881
Dare you to post a pic in girlclothes then.
>>8127857
Your stupidity ceases to amaze me
>>8127883
Was it Spiegel?
>>8127888
you got dared tho, you gotta do it
>>8127876
>kill you'reself
you first racist
there is a very angry anon about be careful
I know I look like a guy,, and so I use it to be a guy and get male privilege and stuff, I don't even boy voice
But when I look at my male face and male body I'm the mirror, I just, I'm profoundly unhappy with it
What's this called
>>8127885
how long have you been on hrt? from. what i could tell it looked like a while
hehe I like it when shakira fights with people
>>8127891
I don't have any girl clothes and I look stupid
>>8127888
I bet it's cause you pass :^)
>>8127891
this or forever be labeled a chicken
This thread is something
>>8127842
I know its super unfair desu.
>>8127877
Real talk, I kinda wanna try dating a cis girl
There's nothing gay about being a bit curious
>>8127898
being a girl who shitposts
>>8127899
Since I was 19ish
>>8127912
Gonna dress you up and go get you ma'am'd in public
I really wish Ash wanted to be my girlfriend so I could be inside her
>>8127910
I'm dating two rn
It's pretty okay
>>8127890
nah, facial team, not riding my luck with spiegel
>>8127911
*Drama intensifies*
>>8127862
Morel-Journel is no Suporn, but I might be able to scheme free surgery with him.
>>8127920
Suuuuure you are
>>8127910
would you enjoy domming a female?
itd be like some weird way of fucking yourself
>>8127907
what is this cis japanese boys name?
>>8127921
Really? I've seen amazing results from Facial Team but I have heard rumours that they can be conservative.
>>8127917
oh so it's been a few years at least good for you! ill be making 2 years later on this year and can't wait. had to stop for a few months earlier this year due to financial reasons
>>8127921
i'm scared to get ffs because if I don't like the results I think I'd hero
>>8127852
I too would like to see this photograph
>>8127919
she is out of your league
>>8127934
You'd probably hero anyway, FFS might give you a chance to live a normal life.
>>8127933
>caring
Honestly just kinda scared of Korra. Seems like the kind of person who would pull a knife on you over something little or something like that.
>>8127935
Good luck, Korra has been talking shit about the both of us to her.
>>8127925
don't bully natalie
>>8127940
I've heard fun stories about dating her.
>>8127932
iktf :S When I ended up at the YWCA in their emergency shelter housing I couldn't afford it
>>8127940
nah she seems ok
>>8127927
No, I'm pure sub and have no interest in domming
Is cunnilingus dominant or submissive though asking for a friend
>>8127918
over my dead body
>>8127848
Thanks for the response. This thread is too fast for me. I'd take my questions to reddit but I fear I'd be called a bigot for them.
Maybe I'll try asking them here again when things calm down. Thank you for your insight.
>>8127935
Nuuuuuuu!
>>8127947
I've heard fun stories about dating emma
What's it like to be used and abused by someone without any intention of actually forming a loving relationship with you
>>8127820
But I don't do crazy stuff though I'm just ubershy
>>8127938
hmm true
I guess if I just get my jaw shaved it couldn't get TOO bad right?
I'm scared of getting an ayy lmao nose
>>8127910
Cisgirls are fun
>>8127923
.....I'm not doing anything? I just got here,
>>8127933
To be fair you can post from two different IPs pretty easily, use your cellphone and your computer
That being said, I don't think that particular instance was Faye
>>8127940
I'd believe it
>>8127942
Oh
Well w/e I can't be arsed to care
I'm like 40% curious what kind of bullshit Korra is talking about me but yeah
>>8127931
might have exaggerated a bit, she just had really sunken cheeks, which scares me a little
did seem conservative
>>8127955
So be it, Jedi.
>>8127948
I was homeless too but this was before I transitioned.
>>8127953
hmm I could think of instances/positions/situations where it could be either I think
also post some of your favorite yuri pages
>>8127963
are you happy ash is still pure
>>8127953
>Is cunnilingus dominant or submissive though asking for a friend
It's both
Just depends on the dynamic between the two ppl and how you get to that point
>>8127953
romans thought it was the most submissive act there was but I guess you could make it dom if you are like holding them down and blindfold them
>>8127959
It felt pretty shitty until I realized that was what was going on.
After that I stopped caring and just aimed to be friends with her.
Too bad she's not even capable of that!
Ah well, we had our fun together but it's in the past.
>>8127972
I guess? Idk Idrc why do U ask
>>8127979
It's one of my faves!
>>8127974
didn't they have sex with little boys?
>>8127980
everyone else is
>>8127867
why don't you just start boymode and present as a dude
I'm so fucking cold where di dthe warm go
damn just when I think my nips can't get more sensitive
>>8127984
yeah I think sometimes
>>8127979
I think I'd like it if she was forcing it idk
>>8127973
That makes sense
>>8127970
I can't post Yuri I'm spooning with my roomiee
>>8127992
Have you seen my boymode?
>>8127993
me on the right for sure
>>8127969
Ouch :(
>>8127993
who makes these "girl who does X" vs "girl who does Y"
they're very strange
>>8127981
It looks good on you~.
>>8127993
Cudd.
>>8128005
i LOVE them
>>8127995
iktf. IDK why all of a sudden mine hurt so much. It started about a week ago.
>>8128000
>I can't post Yuri I'm spooning with my roomiee
that was your excuse yesterday
>>8128005
the japanese
>>8127989
fight me irl
>>8128005
i forgot
>>8128007
thanks waifu
cudd
VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/12770560
http://www.strawpoll.me/12770560
http://www.strawpoll.me/12770560
VOTE
>>8128012
yeah but if she posts yuri and it excites her and she gets a boner.... it's all over
>>8128004
>This can b fun tho
maybe I should try it
>>8127975
Yeah I saw some chat logs between her and another girl after a break up and wew those were nasty
>>8128003
Do you have a stable place to live now?
>>8128017
isn't "ethnic" a racist term?
>>8128015
no I don't want to fight
>>8128022
Emma added me randomly on Discord
She hasn't said much though
Should I be afraid
>>8128012
We always spoon before bedtime
In a platonic roommates way
>>8128025
Yeah :) A lot has happened since then
>>8128018
true true
>>8128017
Can I vote for myself or not?
>>8128030
only if she starts being foward with you, don't fall for her hump and dump tricks
unless that's what you want i guess
>>8128016
Waifu. <3
>>8128026
Any word can be a slur when said with enough derision.
>>8128022
Yea she's not a good person
Would not recommend
Knows interesting sex positions though!
>>8128030
Nah, it's alright if she just wants to play videogames with you
If she starts chasing you tho, run
>>8128038
Depends, are you your favorite ethnic trip?
im watching ore monogatari its pretty good I guess but a little cheesy
Emma is the worst desu.
>>8128045
I'm not sure....
I hear bad things about emma but I don't really have an opinion on her. she tried to get me to buy her an airplane ticket though.
who the fuck is emma
>>8128034
Same.
>>8128056
tub
>>8128055
yeah because she's a degenerate whore leech
how do i win
>>8128068
Korra lost so we all win
>>8128066
neither of the other two.
so i guess i should have asked, "can I vote"
lol
>>8128047
Be careful.
>>8128055
>she tried to get me to buy her an airplane ticket though.
I mean, how else do you think a NEET makes her money and flies to or flies in all her weekly GFs
>>8128049
https://youtu.be/9EgLB1_FXqg
>>8128068
how are you not winning
the competition isn't exactly stiff
>>8128068
the satisfaction of being as liked as shakira
>>8127924
Never heard of him, but then I really haven't been looking. I see he is from FR.
>>8128063
honestllllyyyy
>>8128046
the good kind of cheesy? have been meaning to watch it for a bit
*deteriorates due to osteoporosis*
So like say it goes all the way with one of these girls that think I'm a man, what don't do if my fake boy voice lets up and this happens
https://clyp.it/lnt0rfkf
I need to fix my disgusting sunken cheeks but I'm terrified of being fat what do
>>8128076
yeah she has some new bitch named "jilly" or something, saw it earlier in the thread today
pookie didn't last long I guess
>>8128091
eat more
losing weight isn't hard if you commit to it
>>8128086
Are you wishing this would happen so you'd be shorter?
>>8128087
no one cares about your made up girlfriends
>>8128095
probably wouldn't be worth it
>>8128081
Only surgeon here who's trained in current day techniques. Even went to Thailand from what I've heard. Girls who had surgery with him don't complain. Didn't want to anything to do with "official" teams myself, but that's very personal.
>>8128092
>Surely I'm marginally more palatable korra?
yes
>>8128086
did your mom say anything else about you going to california? or I guess more about the "aggressive ones"?
>>8128097
i do
>>8128093
She always has bitches lined up, she named her server the harem for a reason lmao
>pookie didn't last long I guess
WHO ELSE SAW THAT COMING
like rly
Idk why they got back together that was so doomed
>>8128084
yeah its pretty good but the characters are all a bit clueless but same as most anime I guess
>>8128106
birds of a feather etc
>>8128093
a. don't call me a bitch
b. she doesn't have me I have a bf
This is why I'm straight
None of this dumb catty drama
Fuck me
https://youtu.be/cXr0NRvJCbk
>>8128115
>a. don't call me a bitch
SUCH A LUST FOR RESPECT
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>8128099
Yeah, then someone would have to take care of little Nimmy and hold her gently all the time—that would be awful.
Natalie be my gf
>>8128103
she just has this weird thing against california
she said there's a lot of gays in california and that if i roomed with one at college there'd be a good chance of one being "aggressive" and trying to come into the bathroom while im showering and stuff
also she just randomly said that all the girls she saw in california were ugly lol
>>8128117
I like men too but I find some of the transbian drama here funny
>>8128117
its still fun to follow/participate in
>>8128117
Boys do real dumb catty shit too
Is it drama time senpai?
Oh right it always is
>>8128125
cradle me like a babby uwu
Cars go vrroooooommmmm! :S
>>8128122
B-back off!
*teleports beh— Oh, fuck it.
>>8128108
i mean, it's a shoujo romance, right? would be surprising if everyone wasn't dense af, orange reminded me of that very clearly lol
>>8128100
Ah... OK, sounding better.
>>8128122
okay
>>8128134
patpatpet
>>8128113
Horrible SRS is from Revol, Paris team. The Lyon team still has gatekeepers and I despise that, and that's why I wouldn't go there even as a last resort, but the surgeon himself is probably on par with US ones. Not on the level of Chett, Suporn or Brassard, though.
>>8128131
NEW TRIP-SHIP
nim X nim
>>8128142
Yus!
>>8128131
That is Eva's job.
/pat
>>8128125
new york is like just as gay wtf
>>8128136
there are some really funny moments too. I guess I recommend it.
>>8128125
can you ask her if rooming with a tranny would be better?
>>8128144
Thanks xD
>>8128151
who r u tho
Nims mom is a mega cunt
>>8128118
what does this mean?
I don't really want to incite drama. I just didn't appreciate being called that
>>8128158
ruffle hair
>>8128115
I guess I learn to expect people she calls "waifu" are her whore sluts
don't blame me woman
>>8128159
She's cool, be her gf
>>8128163
it's a meme you dip
i guess im not on /v/ so i shouldn't have expected anyone to get it
>>8128159
Oh
damn my face is getting so smooth and soft
so sad testosterone poisoned me for all those years
>>8128153
tb h I think nyc is gayer
>>8128153
i know!
she just seems to think that california is the only mega-gay place on earth
>>8128165
Hey don't mess up my hair ;_; It takes forever to get it the way I want it without the frizz!
>>8128141
I wouldn't wish a surgery at the hands of the Saint-Louis team on my worst enemy but the only real problem I have with Lyon is the gatekeeping structure. That can be manipulated. I didn't for myself out of principle, really. That kind of nonsense ruined my first transition, so...
>>8128157
to christian idiots trannies are just really gay men
also ftm don't exist
>>8128176
When I think of San Francisco all I think of is gays and car chases.
>>8128177
she's a real cool girl
she's got lots of wisdom on things
and is super cute and wants you to hold her
she has a nice butt too
and is really fun to talk to
>>8128176
you should make a up a fake best friend who is gay and tell her a lot of what she says is offensive because you care about him a lot and he's a normal dude and a good person
>>8128157
i don't think i can bring that up organically
it's not something brought up in our house really
>>8128160
Bellringer had a decent rep but I think he doesn't work with the NHS anymore. Don't know about other surgeons.
>>8128161
never been more glad to have my mom
>>8128184
Quiet you.
Wait nim are you going to California?
>>8128183
SF is pretty gay
>>8128179
How do they do their gatekeeping? Do you have to go through their psychs?
im scared its like everyone knows something i dont
>>8128201
thats because you're not in the inner circle
>>8128201
It's the illuminati! They are hunting me down :(
>>8128197
probably not, maybe this summer
mom is taking a traveling position in another state this summer so we can travel
it'd be either california or somewhere in new england
>>8128186
can you try saying that someone you went to school with transitioned just to gauge her reaction?
>>8128203
Must be for passers only
>>8128192
Meh, it is what it is
Not long ago I was sitting in bed with her trying to get her to open up about stuff
And finally got her talking about real stuff like what's up with her family
And not long after that she decides she hates me again
>>8128191
A-actually I'm hetero flexible
>>8128193
I'm being your wing girl ho, just let me do my magic ok
>>8128201
Well yeah, she's my friend, of course I know her!
>>8128192
alright relax
but you can't blame me for using those terms when it comes to emma and her, as grace described, harem
>>8128207
when i think of los angeles i think of smog and garbage because that's what it is
they paint it so nicely on tv but it's like a slum in real life
>>8128196
>trans to see her reaction
that could be a good idea too
you can also freely be offended by how she reacts without it being weird and maybe you'd be able to sway her opinion by saying she's just a normal person who wants to live her life like everyone else
>>8128217
her mom is a bigot so i doubt she will ever change
>>8128201
We were going to throw you a surprise party after your surgery. I chose to reveal this after internal conflict within the coterie.
which name do you all prefer?
i'm between Camila, Natália, Eva, Fernanda or Maya. i'm portuguese, they are all moderately common here
>>8128200
From my intel, they don't ask much of people who are already well into their transition. That means having a hrt script, "RLE" and probably diagnosis from a shrink outside the team. All easily arranged. Especially if you have your ID change already sorted.
>>8128223
lol u changed she can too
>>8128228
eva
>>8128228
eva or maya
there isn't a single human in the world that benefits from my existence
>>8128189
I really wish I didn't :/
>>8128228
Natalia.
We just rekt this mob! :D
>>8128207
Haven't heard of Rashid. Thomas, only by name, nothing on his work.
what do you all think of this blouse?
I'm not sure if this blue looks good on me
>>8128228
Fernanda
>>8128236
just be glad you dont have nims homophobe psycho mom
>>8128234
I'm glad! I have nothing against anyone that wants to stay friends with her, I just can't do it anymore.
You also are welcome to talk to me on discord if you wanna, but I'll always check in here once in a while.
>>8128235
i wish that was true for me so i could kill myself
>>8128235
actually you are good
>>8128244
It doesn't look very nice :( Maybe try a different style?
Is Nim's mom the reason why Nim's so crazy?
>>8128260
yes
>>8128244
this is mean
>>8128260
crazy moms make crazy daughters
i mean look at me...
>>8128245
ya done goofed
>>8128251
I love love love thigh highs :D
>>8128224
what surgery
>>8128266
and faye
>>8128260
how am i crazy?
>>8128234
she mentioned you and actually if memory servers you called yourself her waifu so don't get all mad at me for calling it like it is
>>8128251
>have shorts like that
>knee high socks shipped this morning
Hmmmmmm
I think pic related is the autistic version of that
yeah I need to get to bed so I can go make money for mr. noseberg tomorrow so I can't tonight, but yeah. I'm here way too much so y'know, whenever
>>8128228
Maya is beautiful. And fitting for a transgirl. We're dealing in illusion, after all.
>>8128274
and kayla
>>8128276
oh true
that was tongue in cheek though
but I couldn't have expected anyone to know that so dw
>>8128273
Aren't you getting your b—
I don't know.
>>8128272
i bought thigh highs and realized how dumb they look on me so ive never put them on again :(
>>8128282
>We're dealing in illusion, after all.
umm okay hon.......
>>8128277
Ugh I do not like the colors on her socks!!!
Have a good sleep and a great day at work tomorrow!
>>8128289
Aww :(
faye is so annoying
>>8128285
?_? I'm not getting a boob job
>>8128289
thought you had never bought any women's clothes
>>8128295
I actually love that color! mustard is so good. just not on tights/socks lol
ty :) You too whenever you get around to that
>>8128299
You mentioned something about balls being removed.
>>8128298
Nice to be see you being honest.
I really enjoy being more mature in general.
I think my new neme is trying to be normal.
>>8128304
Yes, and?
i made lewd things happen to my gf
:^)
the way her eyelids flutter, her eyes roll back, and her tongue hangs to the side... reaaallly gets meeee...
ungfgfhghg
hello mtfg im ok now
>>8128300
i guess it's the only article of women's clothing i own
i really want my nose fixed ok can i break it so fixing it is an emergency??
also my mom gave me the speech about the safety of my durkastan hormones again today. its not fda approved so its going to kill me basically
>>8128216
Juniper hates LA too. I asked her to take me there when I visit her and she point blank refused. it looks so perfect on TV though...
>>8128312
woah that's lewd
>>8128314
No. You could end up with Michael Jackson nose pulling that stunt.
>>8128289
iktf
>>8128313
how are you hiding it? maybe you could hide other stuff with it?
>>8128318
i'll show you lewd missy~
i'll hold your hand and give you a kiss on the cheek, you degenerate!
>>8128326
i just hide it under all my other socks
>>8128322
show me uwu
Who is older? Faye or CFH
>>8128314
im gonna buy injections on the 4th okay
are you proud of me
>>8128337
older? how do measure those immune to the passage of time? they are eternal.
>>8128345
>>8128244
I have 24 chromosomes and what is this
>>8128321
I doubt I'd live there, too much culture shock but I definitely want to visit. All my favourite TV locations are there, Bel-Air, Hollywood and Compton.
>>8128353
it's really funny sorry you missed out
>>8128341
im very proud of you i think youre going to be v happy. ill help u injecting if u need it
>>8128353
>24 chromosomes
Uh. You're missing a few there, lass.
>>8128337
Faye is 35 and cfh is 41 I think?
>>8128353
i love you :3
take care of yourself sweetpea
>>8128359
you switch the filter needle with the regular needle after you get the E out right?
how do you break the ampule?
>>8128361
Is it not normal to misplace 22 chromosomes?
>>8128363
Meme age
>>8128363
CFH is 38. No idea how old Faye is, somewhere in her 30s. She sure as hell doesn't act like it though.
>>8128363
38 according to my ID. 580 according to rumors.
>>8128373
>tfw you're offered ice cream
im not falling for the sugar jew
>>8128373
Faye is almost 33
>>8128374
The French age like cheese.
>>8128277
I love the sweater. I'd combine it with a maxi length skirt in a matching color.
>>8128379
thats not really that old i thought she was almost 40
>>8128371
>22
You are *also* missing a few.
>Canadian and American education
>>8128369
easiest way I've found is to use a bic pen cap for added leverage
theyre actually absolute bitches to open, no elderly person could do it
>>8128387
same senpai she looks older than she is
>>8128385
you know good and damn well i know your birthdate. Quit fucking around.
>>8128392
Humans have 46 chromosomes. You may be thinking of chimpanzees; they have 48.
>>8128400
maybe some of us are chimpanzees
what are you up to right now /mtfg/?
>>8128394
okay ill try that thanks :)
>>8128402
WELL WHAT DO YA KNOW ANOTHER RACIST TRANNY
>>8128400
Oh right, I'm retarded. But my point about American and Canadian education still stands.
>>8128358
:(
>>8128366
<3
>>8128377
I post on 4chan
>>8128405
Trying to figure a trip name since like the two I'd use are taken, this is tough
everyone stay positive :3
one day well all be happy.
>>8128402
wtf nim
>>8128405
Playing vidya and watching chat :)
>get in the shower
>adjust to the heat
>start to rinse my hair with water
>water goes cold
>>8128409
Maybe biology is just a meme science huh
>>8128408
omg i didn't mean it like that dumdum
>>8128377
Ok well save me a plane ticket and a week of my life by telling me the reality. Is Bel Air full of rich black people? Is it easy to spot celebrities in Hollywood? Is Compton really that fucked up?
>>8128376
Miami is on my holiday list too. Whenever I think of Miami all I think of is beaches and cocaine.
>>8128405
almost laying down.
contemplating fixing a fence tester.
also contemplating doing some soldering.
>>8128429
it's just cubans
>>8128396
I know where you got my birthdate because it's different on everything, and that's kind of the point, it's an intel trick
I only have to go one more month without my roommates seeing my boobs
>>8128423
Your mom's a meme science.
hio
>>8128420
im yuki
>>8128409
Buy me one of those games that makes you feel important.
>>8128405
Listening to music and putting off homework.
>>8128432
Cubans selling coke?
why do you need science when there's a book called the bible that has all he knowledge we could ever need
we're not supposed to know any more
>>8128411
Try Mild or Flaming hot! I'm biased. I advocate for those.
>>8128449
this
>>8128437
My mom is a nice lady you take that back
>>8128438
beat up pook
>>8128455
honeeestly
>>8128438
Yo what did you do to your hair its super cute
>>8128449
True science only serves to validate the infallible word of God. Modern science is just a Satanic-Jewish sham.
damn wtf I'm starting to look cute
>>8128405
Trying to find music, it seems like my favourite genre is dead ;_;
>tfw you just feel that the people who care about you and love you are wrong to do so
>>8128460
wtf stop hogging
>>8128449
Bible can't tell me how to make a transistor.
>>8128466
then god didn't want us to make transistors
>>8128369
noo the filter needle is a lot thicker. much hurt. the syringe will come with a needle on it. you have to twist it off and twist the filter one on. keep the ampoule in your hand for 30 seconds or so and let the liquid warm up just a little so it will suck up easier. when ready i use a pair of scissors to grind away a little at the top and then with a cloth push it hard until the glass breaks. some usually falls in so the filter needles are really important. after its all succed up put the stock needle back on and poke urself. draw back just a tiny bit first to make sure ur not in a vein then u can go
>>8128394
heard dis works well havent tried yet >.<
>>8128405
i bought dark souls 2 (no bully) and the mgs collection so ill probably do one of those tonight
>>8128450
Hmmm you might be onto something with Mild. I do use mild on my taco bell tacos...
>>8128466
you're clearly not looking hard enough
>>8128462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHg50mdODFM
>>8128462
Iktf like the back of my hand
>>8128475
do you like hair ruffles
>>8128475
IT WAS SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why did you do anything for her lol
i mean it's still a nice color as peach but w/e
just want u to be happy bby
also hey sup
>>8128429
>Is Bel Air full of rich black people?
no
>Is it easy to spot celebrities in Hollywood?
to a certain extent, but the short answer is "no".
>Is Compton really that fucked up?
no. it was until the early 2000s though
>>8128434
.........
"ok"
ok faye.
ok
>>8128475
>>8128438
cute
dye mine too
>>8128449
the bible is good for wisdom and laws little else.
>>8128455
dont do that unless u wanna get beat up
>>8128473
Heck yeah! That's what I am talking about!
>>8128472
you put it in your glute right
>>8128475
Nim is a weaking; you should let a REAL man beat you up.
>>8128462
>people who care about you
idktf :/
>>8128493
I don't know about this... am I doing it right?
>>8128497
Fuck my trip fell off.
>>8128462
it's fine, i just convinced myself that most of them actually care about me, the ones who do only pity me
>>8128490
>the bible is good for laws
kek
make a new thread okay
>>8128507
:^)
It's weird how the military kind of forces my hand with education
I have a choice of a top ten school, but they'd pay me 800 dollars.
Or I could go to a non ranked private school and get 3,500
>>8128494
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intramuscular_injection
>>8128497
Ur making me cri
>>8128522
lol gay
>>8128494
i do it in my thigh. i flex my leg muscle so i can see where it is and then stick it. todays went well and almost didnt hurt at all
>>8128522
;_; Hugg Elann, I didn't mean it.
>>8128500
Yes, we can be twins now!
>>8128513
okay ill do that to your hair alright
>>8128513
i dont think im gonna pooks, sry
>>8128513
yayyyyy
also "momabear" is my fav spelling