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Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): Build your dream girlfriend Edition
What does she look like (measurements, body type, colors of hair, eyes, race etc)? What does she do (work, hobbies, etc)? What is her personality like (sub, domme, extroverted etc)? What would her style be (femme, tomboy etc)? Would you have a wedding? Be as specific or as broad as you like. Bonus - name one flaw she could have. Something you dislike but if she had all the qualities you love you would put up with this one downer.
I'll go first.
She would be a SWISS girl. Preferably in this thread. That is all. Hmu sweetie.
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>Seeing a lot of interest in Bionicles amongst child lesbians.
>Reliving the pokemon tcg age.
>A lot of us were gay without knowing it.
>Austria steals the show again. She runs into a cute woman on the slopes and does not do us proud.
>You're gonna make it, Pepe.
>"Would y'all date a skinny-fat girl with just a tiny bit of chub?" Yes.
>okay i've decided upon what kind of wife I want clg - a french jew
>High praise for pencil skirts
>Interesting conversation about sleep cycles and how to make the most of your life by squeezing out every hour on WoW
>Nobody ever called me mommy.
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I've never been called mommy either. I was called daddy by my ex, but only as a joke. If she'd said it during sex I probably would have burst out laughing.
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Have you ever been at a lesbian bar?
What was it like?
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>>8100325
Yeah, only once at an exclusive lesbian bar, though. It was nice, some gay guy chatted me up and introduced me to his lesbian friends, and I spend the rest of the night with them.
I also regularly go to a mixed gay bar with a friend, but more often than not, I get hit on by straight guys there.
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>>8100594
>straight guys
>at a gay bar
I don't understand. Like I understand the straight girls but what's with the guys?
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>>8100618
Mixed gay bar implies that Straighties are also welcome.
Although I agree it's a weird place for them to go hunting for girls.
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>What does she look like (measurements, body type, colors of hair, eyes, race etc)?
~5'5 and up, thin but with round, feminine hips and thighs. dark hair, dark eyes. complexion not too dark and not fucking pasty
probably not white. some kind of asian or brown.
>What does she do (work, hobbies, etc)?
Whatever aligns with her interests and talents, though I fully plan to be the main provider so I don't want to date a doctor or lawyer or CEO that much. But I'd want her to have a good job that didn't make her feel dependent on me or like she cant make a finacial decision on her own when she wants to.
>What is her personality like (sub, domme, extroverted etc)?
Switch or sub.
Confident, smart and assertive without being obnoxious and flashy. More on the introverted side.
>What would her style be (femme, tomboy etc)?
Don't have a preference really, just well put together, basic hygiene.
>Would you have a wedding? Be as specific or as broad as you like.
I haven't given this enough thought. Maybe dress up and get pretty professional pictures taken and have a simple ceremony with small gathering of friends but nothing very traditional; I'm not close to my family and I'm not a fan of massive gaudy weddings...
>Bonus - name one flaw she could have. Something you dislike but if she had all the qualities you love you would put up with this one downer.
Maybe neediness. Insecurity since people can get over that. Mental health problems since I've dealt with em too.
I have specific things in mind that I see as red flags and probably non-negotiable (impulsive and irresponsible with money, laziness, victim complex) but it would depend on how she is overall as a person.
Wanna say I'd date someone with low or no sex-drive if they were wonderful otherwise but jesus, that would suck
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>>8100618
Used to work at a gay bar. Straight guys hitting on drunk lesbians is a pretty common occurrence
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>tfw live in Kentucky
>closest lesbian bar is 70+ miles away
>no friends to go with
why
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>>8100792
>why
Because you live in Kentucky. Get out of there, anon!
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>>8100820
I want to, but I live/go to college here. I do plan on traveling to Cali and Ontario this year though, I like to travel around and meet people! I might transfer my junior year to somewhere less hillbilly haha
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>tfw no qt to give me a hickey.
>What does she look like?
I like short grills, so she has to be shorter than me (I'm 5'8"). Somewhat /fit/. I just want her to have nice boobies and a tight, round ass. Long dark brown hair with hazel eyes would be awesome.
>What does she do?
Hopefully, she will do me every night.
I would want her to be my housewife. She can have all the hobbies she wants as long as she has my dinner ready and house clean by the time I get home. She also has to let me do whatever I want to her in bed.
>What is her personality like?
Sub for the most part, but doesn't mind being dom whenever I tell her to. Shyness is always adorable.
>What would her style be?
Femme.
>Would you have a wedding?
No wedding. I hate weddings. I rather use the money that would be spent on a wedding traveling to exotic places.
>Name one flaw she could have
It's okay if she snores. I don't like it, but I'll tolerate it.
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>>8100325
how do i find a lesbian bar?
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>>8101028
By using google search.
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>>8101040
rude
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>perfect gf
Tall middle eastern domme waifu, probably skilled in mechanics or chemistry, and shares the same hobbies/interests as I (fashion, music.art/film)
she makes me her housewife, and i do my own creative stuff on the side, and eventually i have alot of success in my art and we become a power couple.
I bare/rear the children etc
her style is pretty femme, like mine, and people can't tell we're gay when we're together until we start doing PDA
we'd have no wedding, but we'd have a big lavish 5 or 10 year anniversary party for our friends and family, OR just go on awesome vacations alot
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>>8100348
>_> So this is going to be a thing now eh?
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>>8100280
>how to make the most of your life by squeezing out every hour on WoW
>tfw so invested in vidya the past few days that I actually got up earlier/slept less to have more time to play
I have a headache and my eyes are already bloodshot, but I can't stop won't stop.
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>>8101116
Keep going, anon!
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>>8101116
I was up Wowing it till 6am.... Then I woke my girlfriend up, went to bed and got up at 3pm. AMA
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Trump is going to start a nuclear war and I'm going to die as a KV.
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>>8101116
Tfw i remember my neet days spent like this
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>18
>have a thing for older butches
>so far they have all broke my heart or aren't interested in girls ~6 years younger than them
I just want a tough qt in her mid 20s to cuddle and take care of me reeeee
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My dream girl is my gf. She's 5'4, tastefully curvy, femme, very extroverted, and a domme. She's mixed race, mostly white but enough black to have cute kinky hair. She's the most charismatic person I know. She has a big personality and isn't afraid to put herself out there. She's a server at a restaurant.
She's going to bare our children when the time comes even though I'm the bitch, because pregnancy is like some body horror level unsettling to me. We want to have a small outdoor wedding in the south preferably.
Her flaw is her height. I'm 5'8 and I would much prefer a girl taller than me. But I'm willing to overlook it for someone so great.
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>>8101194
>Keep grinding that AP
tfw You're maining a DH elf sloot because you don't like the shaman you boosted and really wish you could get the boost back.
Tfw you still don't even have 25 artifact knowledge.
>831 ilvl
Rip.
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>>8101264
>She's going to bare our children
Reeeeee breeder get out.
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>>8101264
She sounds almost exactly like my friend, except she's ginger and very pale. She's friends with everyone, very extroverted and charming, and almost every lesbian she meets falls in love with her (including me) She gave me a thing for domme femmes
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>>8101327
>she isn't AK29
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Man, it bugs me so much that people (friends, family, even distant classmates) might be/are onto my gay, especially when they point it out in an attempted witty and subtle way to my face.
Just a couple of hours ago my friend was talking about girls or some shit, we were just chilling and talking at a bar with some more friends and almost out of nowhere she playfully says "you're the gay one!" with a huge wide-eyed smile. She claims to be bi btw, and was later "discussing" girls with one of our guy friends.
Then not long after that, while talking about kpop girl groups for some reason my sis says something like "talk to her (me) about the female groups, she can name 'em all".
It is at exactly times like these that I feel so weird and awkward about myself. It's like I was suddenly labelled "the gay one and nothing else".
It especially bugs me as I'm in the closet, but it's like people are forcing me out since they already figured it out (or think they do, frankly I have no idea where I stand with men, but that's another story). I'm basically inside a glass closet at this point and it sucks bad.
Am I going back to my senior high school days, when I felt disgusted and ashamed that I enjoyed gazing at pretty women?
>You're gonna make it, Pepe.
shit, at least I (indirectly) made it to the news
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>>8101342
You might be reading too much into it. That could just be normal bantz/conversation. Maybe not, I wasn't there, but they're not being too overt at least.
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>>8101334
A part of me gets jealous because it seems like she's constantly flirting with everyone, but I know that's just her.
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>>8101392
it's not the first time this stuff happens though (especially with my sis and said friend). They seem to enjoy alluding to the fact that I'm hiding something which they already know.
My sis barely does that nowadays though, which is good, but that doesn't apply to my other friend.
Hell, in our first year of college, a couple of years back, when we didn't know eachother very well yet, she asked me if I was a lesbian. We were both very drunk but she was lucid enough to seem to know what she was asking (or if she wasn't, all that alcohol sure brought into words those thoughts she must've had), so she suspects for sure, at least.
I'd even go as far as to say that she enjoys subtly seducing me for the sake of her own ego, but I don't fall for those anymore. I can't picture myself dating her, she's a manatee to me now.
But I digress, I guess I don't hate that I really like women, I just hate that people I care about sometimes seem to pressure me into a zone I'm not comfortable in yet.
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>>8101499
> I just hate that people I care about sometimes seem to pressure me into a zone I'm not comfortable in yet
and, to add, maybe even more than that, I'm afraid of being seen as the token super gay friend who's almost a living stereotype. This is why I don't even like the concept of "coming out" anymore.
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>>8100776
>Most of this stuff describes me
Wew. I'm gonna make it u guise.
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>>8101165
Come to the east coast and mama will take you bby
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>>8101548
We're all going to make it anon.
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Who here hopelessly infatuated with kpop idols, despite the fact that 99% of them probably take it up the ass by an oppa every night?
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>>8101840
The fact that beautiful straight women have sex with men actually makes me upset. Not into Koreans though.
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>>8101886
What about above average women that have sex with men?
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>>8101940
Marginally less upsetting, but still bad.
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>>8100662
talk about gross straight male entitlement.
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>>8101840
I don't even care, just glad beautiful girls who sing and dance to make me happy are a thing
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I just realized I really miss her, lads.
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>>8102167
>Rena
She's pretty active though?
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>>8102209
As a shitty drama actress? I mean I miss her idol days of course. Has she gotten pregnant yet? I sure hope not.
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>>8102234
Well that was her dream anon.
She can't get pregnant, she's a dyke.
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>>8102326
I haven't seen any of her recent acting but I do remember she was pretty bad. Not that I'm insulting her dream, just stating the facts but I do hope she got better.
>She can't get pregnant, she's a dyke.
I want to believe. I would follow her again but I know I'm gonna get sad and depressed and suicidal when she announces her marriage/pregnancy/boyfriend. Ignorance is bliss.
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>>8101955
Reminder that Stella is a dyke.
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I just booked tickets to NYC and I promise to break as many American hearts as possible. I'll hook up with qt's,leave cute letters behind after our one night stand and kiss them a good bye. Then I'll try to make some NYC anon to fall in love with me, so I'll have someone to give me a tender farewell at the airport.
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>>8102930
Where are you from?
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>>8102935
Finland.
>snow mongol invasion is coming
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>>8102930
Tell us your secrets of how you go about hooking up with qts.
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>>8102961
I try to be assertive and confident. Make her feel like she's the only girl in the universe for me.
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>>8103013
And how does that work out for you? Get a lot of pucci in Finland?
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>What does she look like (measurements, body type, colors of hair, eyes, race etc)?
White, or alternately, South Asian or Middle Eastern with cool parents. 5'6-5'10. Curly or very wavy dark hair cut short. Naturally super thin build.
>What does she do (work, hobbies, etc)?
For some reason, I really want to date someone in pharmaceutics. Dunno why, I guess I think chemistry is hot. This is also super specific, but maybe she could be a planner, or involved in public policy.
As for hobbies, really into good music and cooking. Plays an instrument, preferably piano. Browses this website.
>What is her personality like (sub, domme, extroverted etc)?
Introverted and asocial. Incredibly intelligent. Shy and anxious in public, but fun to be around in private. Dry sense of humour, but laughs at all of my jokes.
As for intimate stuff, dom with a relatively low libido, but likes making out for the sake of it. Likes being the little spoon.
>What would her style be (femme, tomboy etc)?
Tomboy/hipster. Likes cuffed black jeans, sweaters, and thick socks. Has a few concealable tattoos. No body modifications.
>Would you have a wedding?
Nah, we'd get married in a courtroom after about five years together.
>Bonus - name one flaw she could have.
Has food allergies, but can't cook at all.
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>>8102930
Oh? Is this for business or a purely degenerate hand holding pleasure trip?
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I still haven't gotten my motherfucking giovanni persian.
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>>8102345
>sad and depressed and suicidal when she announces her marriage/pregnancy/boyfriend.
Taeyeon, Jessica, or Yuri?
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Your crush will be pregnant for a low energy man soon. Just accept your fate.
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>>8103271
>liking hetshits
You're looking for le reddit famo.
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>>8103243
I have it right here, bby.
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>not in /lesgen/
You're all STRAIGHT MEN, not real lesbians. If you claim to be lesbians, you're being homophobic – no lesbian would want to ride your dick, because we're HOMOSEXUAL.
>>>/gaygen/
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Anyways...where is Austria?
Need updates on your elegant vacation.
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>>8103346
/thread
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>>8100776
>5'5"
[Angry 5'4" noises]
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>>8103346
>claiming to be the """inclusive""" lesgen
>not accepting that gens are by definition exclusive
They're not just whiny hypocrites, they're also too stupid to realize it.
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>watch porn/read fanfics/talk to other gay chicks that portray oral sex as the ultimate lesbian pleasure
>tfw it feels like absolutely nothing to me, might as well be sucking on my elbow
>grinding feels kinda nice I guess but can't imagine ever achieving orgasm from it
>also can't come from penetration, and it hurts after a while
Being sexually broken sure is a thrill ride.
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>listen to old music from my teens
>hear the song you listened to during your first kiss
>nostalgia
>cry like a little lesbian in love
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>>8103448
Do you have problems getting off when you are with a girl irl?
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>>8101341
I got to ilvl 843 and AK 25 today cut me some slack.
>>8103410
>>not accepting that gens are by definition exclusive
That isn't true though. They are still exclusive to men. Not to mention while gens are exclusionary it is a matter of degree. The only thing that makes this gen exclusive is the ""cis"" part. It is an extra adjective while most other gens, mascgen, femgen, lesgen, gaygen, etc are just sweeping categories using one word. We wanted this extra exclusive so that is what Nazi gets.
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>>8103465
Always.
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>>8103476
seriously, why are trannies even allowed? imho it should be a criminal offense – trannies are a direct threat to women and young girls. you can't even feel safe in your own toilet now…
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>>8101116
I used to do that with my sister when we were little, whoever woke up first on the weekend would wake up the other one and we'd go questing together.
I miss my BElf Mage ;_;
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>>8103489
We should kill you and take your skin. It's wasted on you.
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>>8103451
That's the worst feel. My first love song wasn't even romantic (N.I.B. by Black Sabbath) but whenever I hear it I tear up
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>>8103519
Worst feel is that song plus seeing your ex with a man.
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>>8103547
That's luckily never happened to me, but she's got a wonderful, beautiful girlfriend now. Who kiiinda looks like an updated version of me.
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>>8103547
>chancing on a bishit
Nice try, y chromosome.
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>tfw no Korean gf
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Scenario:
You're in a club. An older woman come to you. She starts to grope you and tells you to be quiet. What would you do?
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>>8103645
Slap her.
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>>8103667
Rude
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>>8103634
How much Korean? And wow, do normies like us as much as they like japs?
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>>8103473
>843
are you on Moon Guard or something?
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>>8100325
>tfw ywn get double-teamed by a middle-aged married lesbian couple who pick you up at a bar
Actually, no, scratch that. I want them to pick me up in a public park. It's more daring.
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>>8103473
>That isn't true though. They are still exclusive to men.
Huh?
>while gens are exclusionary it is a matter of degree.
There's no difference between wanting a tiny internet space without trans women, or bi women, or bi/gay/trans men, or pansexual demi foxkins, or two of those groups, or anything else.
>The only thing that makes this gen exclusive is the ""cis"" part.
^indicates that you are somewhat dumb.
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>>8103645
Shift around so she gropes the comfiest spots while I sip my drink and enjoy it
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>>8103645
Grab my keys, grab her hand, drag her out of the bar and take her to my place.
That's the only correct answer.
>inb4 mommy issues. yeah I have them.
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>>8100280
https://discord.gg/ZdjwRzr join me ;)
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>>8100325
There's only one gay bar in in my city and I only go there when I'm with my gay crowd of friends. I don't really do much though, last time I was there I kept the straight guy who didn't know it was a gay club company. I'm supposed to be going gain on Wednesday night, so I'll try be more social this time.
>What does she look like (measurements, body type, colors of hair, eyes, race etc)?
Skinny to a little chubby, but not fat. She can be chubby if she agrees to work out with me. I like dark hair, so anything from black to brown, but natural blonde is nice too. Blue eyes are God-tier but I don't mind if she's got anything else. European or Asian, but no race is strictly off limits. Character and culture are more important.
>What does she do (work, hobbies, etc)? What is her personality like (sub, domme, extroverted etc)?
She would be versatile, but mostly submissive. She'd be a good homemaker and pursue her own interests but would join me in mine, even if she's only a passive watcher. She would show me new things, but not want me to give up my own hobbies.
>What would her style be (femme, tomboy etc)?
Femme to tomboy. I'm a Femme with a few tomboyish tendencies and I want her to share things with me. Wouldn't be afraid to get dirty, but can pull off heels and skirts too. 4x4 today, cocktail party tomorrow, sort of thing.
>Would you have a wedding?
YES. I want to get married in South Africa, on a game park. Then have our honeymoon right there, before going to the coast and doing beach and ocean stuff. We would stay in a place like pic related, just like when I was a kiddo.
>Something you dislike but if she had all the qualities you love you would put up with this one downer.
She doesn't have to be into everything I am. We're allowed to do things alone. Gold Star is preferred but everyone makes mistakes...
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>clg
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>>8104055
is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?
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>>8103850
>I want them to pick me up in a public park. It's more daring.
There's a park in my city that's a popular lesbian cruising spot. Fittingly, there's a statue of an Amazon in the middle of it.
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>>8104162
Your town sounds like paradise.
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>>8104169
It is, Anon.
>tfw every picture I could find is either a stock photo with 5 watermarks, or for ants
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>>8103997
Call me mommy and I promise to take full advantage of your mommy issues.
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>>8102930
Tfw booked a flight to Amsterdam but I'm too autistic and kv to ever find a qt and do anything. Would be nice to make a friend and hang out there, but that is probably asking for too much
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>>8104291
Just relax, check out the environment, breathe in the nice Amsterdam air, and don't think about pressures. If you're more relaxed then it'll be easier to talk to people to your full ability.
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>>8104364
What type of cat is that? Is that cat an adult?
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Do you like being given nicknames/pet names?
What are some you've been called before, and how much did you like them?
I do, and I had a significantly taller and dominant gf once who called me "kitten", and it was both heart- and panty-melting. It started out being used in a sexual context, and she quickly ended up calling me that instead of my name in daily situations, and I loved it every time.
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>>8104214
>Call me mommy and I promise to take full advantage of your mommy issues.
promises, promises...
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>>8104477
Would probably be translated as "Icy Mary", a friend came up with it because I apparently come off as kinda cold/distant occasionally.
So, not a particularly sexy nickname but I never minded it much (and it wasn't mean-spirited or anything)
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>>8104483
Oh, you really have bad mommy issues anon. Would licking pussy help?
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>>8104477
I've never had a nickname but pretty much everything I'm close with calls me Omi, which is short Naomi.
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>>8104530
I'm too drunk to speak to speak English. Everyone* Which is short for*
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>so many WoW nerds
/clg/ MMO guild when
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>>8104614
pls no.
We tried this years ago with a Tera guild and it devolved into shitflinging hyperdrama so fucking fast.
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>>8104291
Get a prostitute. There has to be a few qt lesbian prostitutes somewhere around there.
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>>8104686
So much for women always being able to get sex!
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>>8104719
That's for straight women, because they have almost 50% of the population more than happy to give them what they want when they want it. We're dealing with much smaller numbers here.
>>8104291
Chill, have a drink and remind yourself that no matter what happens, it won't follow you home. You could make an utter fool of yourself and none of it would matter because you'll come home and never see any of those people again. You can be yourself with almost no social ramifications. Be a slut, wear your heart on your sleeve, take risks. You'll be fine.
>>8104686
I don't know if there are any lesbian brothels in Amsterdam. I know they exist in Japan though, in case any weebs here wanted to get a taste of that Far Eastern pussy.
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>>8104800
Far Eastern Pussy would be a great band name.
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On today's episode of Austrianon is a absurdly undersexed and a huge pervert: She nearly gets off from a massage. Not even a tantric-yoni-whatevs massage, just a normal one. Phew.
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>>8104847
I'd love to be part of that band but I don't really listen to J-Pop. But if I'm promised a throng of screaming Japanese fan girls I'll do whatever it takes. Even though I'd probably end up more like this...
https://youtu.be/XXlZfc1TrD0?t=1m4s
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>>8105013
Formally of South Africa, currently of Australia.
>>8104971
Austria, you could just buy any girl you wanted. Walk into any massage parlour and ask how much would it cost for the masseuse to get you off. Every massage can have a happy ending when you're rich.
I do agree with you about the undersexed pervert part though... I want a qt so much ;_;
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>>8105075
>stay at fancy pants hotel my parents gone to twice a year ever since before I was born
>ask massage lady to diddle my skittle for money
>tells hotel owner
>hotel owner being a good friend of my father, tells dad, dad disowns me and I'm forced to sexually service girls from lesgen for money to survive
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Austrianon deserves a good spanking. Just because I can.
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>>8104614
I wouldn't transfer to join that
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>>8105085
write more like this
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>>8105085
> I'm forced to sexually service girls from lesgen for money to survive
Sounds like a win-win to me.
But if you don't want to subject yourself to us peasants, why not just pick up girls the normal way? You sound pretty smart, I'm guessing you're a qt and you've got money to spend on all the nice stuff. I'd do anything to meet a girl half as good as you.
Sounding like a fangirl now... Fuck. You're not as good as you think you are!
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>>8105120
>implying cisbians aren't just as bad
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>>8105092
You're right, I do.
>>8105109
You mean greentexts that end with me being debased and dishonored and forced to eat peasant pussy until I like it?
>>8105142
>cute anon is fangirling over me
O-oh my.
Really though, it's mostly the migraines and just not putting myself out there I guess. And I just get really really nervous around cute girls IRL. Like, some anon said yesterday that sometimes I'm "adorably autistic", I'm probably much more autistic and much less adorable in real life. Add the sister thing and still getting a stutter when I'm nervous and ta-dah. Perfect human being.
Oh and I'd much rather be the one getting picked up. Part of being a sub I guess.
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>>8105164
>Lezzies love bull dykes straight men dont
Thanks for proving transbians are lesbians and not straight men.
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>>8102930
Late with replying to this, but oh hey anon, I'm from NYC.
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>>8105165
>You mean greentexts that end with me being debased and dishonored and forced to eat peasant pussy until I like it?
yes yes yes!
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>>8105183
Beware anon, the Finnanon seems like a heart breaker for sure.
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>>8105180
Not according to your last post.
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>>8105075
I've always wanted to visit both places tbqh.
>>8105149
I'm straight up horrible.
>>8105165
>I just get really really nervous around cute girls IRL
This is also my struggle. My friends always joke about how brash I am and how I give zero fucks but when a pretty lady speaks to me I turn into a total spaghettilord.
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>>8105189
You're so lewd anon.
Really though, as Queen I should occasionally just go around town and service my subjects, to give something back to the plebeian masses and such. We could have a whole holiday for it.
Also now I'm sure I've read a fanfiction with that plot...
>>8105208
Well, none of my friends ever say that I'm brash, haha. Yesterday when I took a picture of my drink, my sister asked me what I'm doing and I said (without thinking much) "oh it's just for my gay online harem".
My mother tried to stare me to death, my father laughed so hard he choked and my sister, being a sweetheart as usual, just said she's glad that I occasionally remind her exactly why I'm single. ;_;
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>>8100280
>cis
>actually following genderflud shit
They're mentally ill retards who won't get diagnosed because they're SJW retards. Get checked for your gender disphoria.
>gender is a social construct
So? There's only 2 genders you can identify as even if it was.
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>>8105219
I don't know whether to spank you or kiss you. Or both after I've collared you.
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>>8105208
>I'm straight up horrible.
There we go!
>>8105214
Please stop denying things you just admitted.
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>>8105165
I'm not fangirling, I'm just being honest and trying to avoid accusations of such. I'm also the writefag, so I want to understand you so as to best write my version of you in the upcoming (TBD) Lesbian Island story. Sounds to me like you need to learn to broadcast. Let girls around you know that you like them and hope one of them plucks up the courage to say hi. I would...
I've only stuttered once and it was so embarrassing. Was out drinking with my het crush said she'd met a guy and was going to go on another date with him. This was before I'd given up hope of ever getting with her. Got really drunk and emotional with a gay dude then wandered off when everyone else went to get dinner at 3am. Not a very happy night.
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>>8105252
Straight men dont love bull dykes lezzies do
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>>8105234
Oh pretty please both. I'll be good, I promise.
>>8105241
Yeah, but how do I even broadcast being gay without being super obnoxious about it? I mean, my days are either spent at work or at home (when I'm migrainey), and occasionally meeting a friend for coffee or something, but I really don't meet a lot of girls my age except when I go out maybe once a month but it's not like you can actually talk to people in clubs.
Yeah that doesn't sound like a very happy night, sorry to hear anon. But at least you got over her.
My stutter has been getting much better thankfully, (had logopedic training and all that) I used to stumble over names even and it made me super self conscious and not really interested in talking to anyone for a while.
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>>8105272
You're cute. I want to listen to piano music while cuddling with you in undies. With you in collar, of course.
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>>8105270
I don't like femmes. I like butch dykes. Thanks for admitting I'm a lesbian.
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>>8105272
It's the little things. If you see a girl you like, you smile in a certain way, you tilt your head, you do the eyebrow dance.
I know actual autistics struggle with this, but there's a lot of body language that goes into it. You just have to let girls know you're open and inviting. This can be as simple as making eyes with a girl you see walking passed you. If she's straight she'll ignore you or maybe look at you funny, but maybe she'll return the look. This is even more important when you go out because it can signal an invitation to come over.
The worst part is I stuttered on the word "boyfriend". As in, So you've got a b-b-boyfriend?
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>>8105362
>all trannies prrtend they are into men until they actually get with men than they go back to women.
Since when?
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>>8105312
Only if we can listen to Glenn Gould.
But you're the one with the leash, so y'know. Your call.
>>8105349
Yeah, I'm aware how it's supposed to work, I'm not that autistic. I don't think.
But actually going out and doing all that is where I fail, usually. Because shyness.
That and I rotate between "oh my God if I don't find a girlfriend by tomorrow I will DIE" and "eh, I'm happy as it is"
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>>8105417
Maybe just chill then. If you're happy then keep going. If see a chance to talk to a qt, try it. There's never any pressure to succeed or consequences for failing.
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>>8105464
Yeah of course, but I still kinda feel like I'm missing out, especially with all my friends getting super serious relationships and whatnot. One is getting married in August and I spend my life cultivating an online harem of thirsty lesbians.
The best harem of thirsty lesbians a girl could ask for, of course.
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>>8105417
>Glenn Gould
Oh shit, another human being who knows about Glenn Gould.
I'm in shock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVcRUmrLU5g
Don't tell me you love Bach in general, too?
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>>8105241
Are you gonna remove the exiles?
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>>8105439
You're blind then.
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>KV and trying to put myself out there more
>go on a date with a girl from a dating app
>we get along well in terms of convo, but things are a bit "off" right away (doesn't let me pay for her and insists on paying separately, despite it being at a really affordable place)
>she makes up an excuse to leave after a while and then never replies to my texts again
I'm going to assume it's because she thought I'm unattractive/look different than my photos somehow, so it's honestly ruined my self esteem lately. Being the only one in your lesbian friend group who can't get girls is suffering
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>>8105520
Please, I adore Bach. Really I love a lot of classical music which is a way too nerdy interest to talk to my friends about.
Coincidentally my sister plays piano amazingly.
Also if you're into classical music too, I've recently read a great book by Julian Barnes about Schostakowitsch and his work during the Stalin area, and being what he calls an "unfree artist". It's great.
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>>8104517
always has in the past.
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>>8105521
I don't know who you're talking about but I've got a Hunt story set up. Bi-shits, hets and tranners going to become the most dangerous game...
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>>8105568
Lel
I meant the "anons" who are boycotting the thread. They shouldn't be allowed in our paradise imagined or real. And remember - no tranners on the island. Hunt has to take place on another neighboring, closed off island to preserve the holy land free of y chromosomes.
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I want to conquer the world with fire and blood. Crush all enemies, kill lots of men and establish an empire that will last a thousand years.
Then I'm an old lady of war with no enemies, but I couldn't handle peace after so many years in conflict. But I'd still have my loyal harem that loves me even though I don't love them back. But I just hate fuck each and every last one of them with all my anger and frustration. And I'd love one of my slave-concubines even though I'd never admit it.
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>>8105602
Embarrassingly I got into it through the Hannibal Lecter novels with like 15.
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>>8105632
Behold, the War-mistress and Huntress. Organizes the games and leads the charge. Trains up our vanguard and leads our military division.
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>>8105645
Feed this particular specimen to the hounds.
>>8105654
Fancy titles do me no honor. Though I'd gladly build a fleet of ships for raiding.
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>>8105632
I hope you filled out a character sheet or else you're not going to appear in Episode 1.
https://pastebin.com/8hLk9R2w
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>>8105671
Alright, we call on you when we're in distress although you don't follow protocol. The wildcard that gets the job done but is otherwise too wreckless. Got rich off our wars and has since mostly retired.
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>>8105632
Who would be your heir though?
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>>8105725
Most suitable of my adopted girls. Rest of them can be send to the front lines to die in glory.
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Am I unbanned yet?
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>>8105910
Yay
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>>8105910
What did you do? Ripples, dat you?
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>>8105910
What did you do, anon. Naughty things on a blue board?
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>>8105535
Why don't you ask one of your lesbian friends to hook you up with a girl?
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i hate my life so much
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>>8106002
It gets better, one can hope
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>>8106002
Hang in there, hun bun. We're all gonna make it.
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>>8106006
>>8106012
with the way i look? sure, mtf more like hon
i mean seriously, cisgender people keep saying i look feminine and what not, saying that if they didnt know i was trans, that they would think i was female.
whats the point, i dont want a hugbox i just
i dont even know
my life has gone down the drain
all i want now is to have a damn happy life but it never gets better
it just gets awful
every day it hurts
the depression
the sadness
everything
i thought being able to look female and go out like that earlier would be a great idea but with the makeup and hair, i dont look feminine in the slightest
but all i keep hearing is that i am lucky for having high cheekbones, perfect skin and good eyebrow bones or whatever they are called
it doesnt make me look anymore female
and now i keep getting dreams of wanting a relationship
yeah right good idea
trans, in a small country town, that likes women.
talk about a needle in a haystack
i am doomed
i just want my life to end
i can never do anything right
i am a failure
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If I wear this in public, will other lesbians notice me?
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>>8106028
Oh fantastic
I just noticed I posted this in the wrong damn thread
ugh
just ignore me hopefully ill be dead soon enough
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>>8106028
We'll, those hormones that your body doesn't produce normally are known to cause mood swings
Couple that with very few people actually viewing you as female, it's no wonder you're depressed
My advice,
Drink
Alot
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>>8106035
id notice you.....
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>>8105988
Kek. I got banned for three days as well for posting a pic of a grill that was a little too revealing.
>dinner with her parents tonight, how do I not sperg out?
Get a little high.
Honestly, just chill. You should let your gf know that you are nervous about it that way she can save you whenever you are having problems answering a questions or keeping the conversation going.
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>>8106035
From the thumbnail I thought the right one was the Austrian flag, aha
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>>8106059
the pills I am on are heavy on the liver, alcohol would end up killing me, not that it's a bad thing but idk.
but yeah I'll leave for real now
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>>8106052
>hopefully ill be dead soon enough
Please don't be like that! It gets better. I know it it's harder for you but don't give up.
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>>8106108
I think you are just a little too obsess with austria.
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whats a "masculine vagina" anyways
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>>8106149
Either benis surgery or a very /fit/ vulva
I'm going with vulva because I have a bias
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>>8106149
huge clit from steroids.
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>>8106149
Buff ftm's who don't get surgery..?
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>>8105632
>I want to conquer the world with fire and blood. Crush all enemies, kill lots of men and establish an empire that will last a thousand years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc
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>>8106202
aw shit lmao
those ones disturb me
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Half-femme girls are the best. Not too femme but also not too butch. Perfect balance in a petite frame and I'm sold for life.
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>>8106237
I'm cis and she shouldn't have posted here but if anybody is suicidal they should be helped.
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>>8106249
>She
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>>8106035
Only if you're a qt 3.14. Otherwise no.
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>>8106277
When somebodys that depressed helping them is more important than their sex or whether their trans or anything else.
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>>8106303
If you wanna help depressed dudes go to the tranner general.
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>>8106310
I don't seek them out but if I see someone in distress and not going to stay silent. You should offer people positive words too.
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>>8106134
I'm not
I just want her to love me
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>>8106372
What is wrong with you?
Not legit, what is wrong with you?
She is just trying to help.
Hate the anon that is trans, not the person that is trying to help them.
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>>8105960
My friend did say her qt roommate said I seem cute and wants to meet me sometime, but I dunno how that'll turn out. Girls are never into me for some reason... the only ones who have ever expressed interest are a few guys. Maybe I just look too heterosexual. ;_;
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>>8106479
Damnit I mean "No legit"
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>>8106035
Those are cute imo!
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>>8106100
>get a little high
Is the plan
She also mentioned her father smokes on the regular so I'm thinking about bringing a blunt and a bottle of wine
Break the ice with a sledgehammer
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>>8106479
Go back to your own thread Matt.
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>>8106482
You should agree to meet up with her. You don't have anything to lose, but you could potentially get a gf from it.
>>8106508
>I'm thinking about bringing a blunt and a bottle of wine
We all know that you are cool as fuck, McBurger, but you should probably leave the blunt at home. Do take some fancy wine though.
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Why aren't you watching the new Valkyrie Drive, /rezu/?
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My hands are so dry lesgen
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>>8106626
Who is "Matt"?
Legit, I have no clue.
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>>8106688
I know a place that would turn them wet instead.
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>>8106688
Wrong thread, little guy
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>>8106720
Yeah but I mean, does that work well as lotion?
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>>8106782
It works better than lotion.
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>>8106782
Only one way to find out.
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>>8106674
I want to be the slave of the angel
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>>8106674
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>>8106674
Austrianon.jpg
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God, I just love pussy so, so much.
I will never in my life understand why anyone can be attracted to guys and dicks. It just doesn't make any goddamn sense.
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>>8106671
You're probably right
>you're cool as fuck
Stop, am not
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>>8106848
>managed to get a qt korean gf
>took her virginity
>not cool
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>>8106956
Someone should go help her with that.
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>>8106970
Pretty sure we have girls lining up for that
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>>8101116
Today's damage report: Only played for 8 hours (so far), but did the dishes and my bed.
I'm still an accepted member of society, right?
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>>8105219
> I said (without thinking much) "oh it's just for my gay online harem".
Let's be spaghetti sisters together.
I don't know if brash is the right word for it. It's better than 'feisty' or whatever else. I'm not as much of a loudmouthed, hot-headed troublemaker as I was in my youth though. Most of the time anyway. I did lose a shoe because I threw it at a car that ran me over not too long ago.
But all a pretty woman has to do is smile at me and I lose my shit. It's embarrassing as fuck.
>>8106674
>implying I'm weeb trash
In all seriousness it just doesn't seem like my thing.
>>8106846
I hear you.
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>>8106964
I'm happy I live alone
otherwise I'd have to explain why I was laughing like a retard just now
>the other lesbians on the internet think I'm cool
>take That, Mom
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>>8107049
>spaghetti sisters
I'm not sure why but that sounds really naughty in my head.
And now I imagine you as some Anna-esque brat causing mischief wherever she goes. Fun.
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>>8106927
Either learn to accept shutting up or check out dumblr, you ugly fatty. This is why sjws are trash.
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>>8107207
Do you really think only SJWs care about people feeling suicidal?
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>>8107392
I know that only sjws are delusional enough to believe biology is a social construct. Idiots like you aren't welcome here. Go to the other thread, fatty.
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>>8107425
Helping people is nothing to do with biology.
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>>8107087
Anything can be lewd if you put your mind to it.
>And now I imagine you as some Anna-esque brat causing mischief wherever she goes. Fun.
Which one? I've never been compared to any Anna before. Jousuke from DIU and that one red haired homo from that Chinese comic that gets posted on /wcg/, though. But my friend is weird.
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>>8107455
You're an idiot. No wonder no girl has any interest in you. Hopefully you kill yourself.
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Stop fighting and just kiss each other!
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>>8107637
>kissing that uggo sjw
Naw famalam. That hambeast is a khv if anything lmao
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>>8107575
Anything usually IS lewd once I put my mind to it.
>Which Anna
Need you even ask anon. Like I've been doing anything but fangirling over my favorite siscest couple since forever.
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>>8107694
Cutting in, any other Fandom you're devoted to, Austria? And how did you get into Frozen? My sister dragged me to it after she already watched it. I was pleasantly surprised.
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>>8107733
Nothing comparable really. I've been watching the new Tangled series and it's cute but my obsession with Elsanna is way worse.
I went to watch it with my little cousin when it came out. I was a teen and waaaay too cool to watch a movie for little girls on my own. Obviously.
Needless to say it was love at first sight. The next day, I was the sister doing the dragging.
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>>8107778
Did you watch the German or English version? What's your opinion on let it go
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>>8107805
English. German synchros are usually good but songs are always better in the original.
I definitely love Let It Go, it's probably my favorite of the whole movie, although For The First Time In Forever (and it's reprise) are a close second.
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>>8107819
Excellent taste. You're a good woman, Austria. I'm glad we're getting politically married.
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>>8107847
T-thanks anon. You too. I'm definitely getting you an icy-white totally over the top wedding dress.
I'm also getting pretty tired, what with it being 3am and all. Good night anons, or whatever part of the day it is for you right now.
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>>8107856
Good night, Austria.
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>>8107694
That's the spirit.
That's right I forgot you shipped them. For some reason this was the only character I could think of when you said 'Anna'. And that's not even the character's name but the actress who plays her.
>tfw no Yankee gf
Good night!
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>>8107037
eh I did nothing productive and spent the evening playing D and D.
Feels good man
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>>8105640
well it could be worse.
Nothing wrong with that
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I need some advice, I'm conflicted right now..
>18 HS senior
>My friend at school introduced me to this girl at another HS nearby
>She's a Junior, 17, and a lesbian
>Kinda seems artsy and Tumblrish, but keep talking anyways
>tonight we have a serious talk about eating disorders since she's struggling with them and I've had one before
>feel a lot closer to her now and see she's more in need someone to support her than just a Tumblr kid
>I'll be in college soon, and I don't know if I'd want to have something with a highschooler
>pretty sure she likes me
>normally only like girls older than me
>confused a f
wat do
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>>8108089
College grills are hotter.
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>>8108089
Don't be a pedo.
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>>8108112
I know, but I won't be moved into college until August, and I'm kinda a horny mofo haha
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>>8108145
What this anon said >>8108140
Wait until college.
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My gf said she loves me yesterday, and it was really weird for me because I realised I get turned on when someone admits they love me. Is that weird?
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>>8108170
I love you, anony.
Did it work? Did you get turned on?
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>>8108155
Alright, I'll trust your dubs on this. It's just that none of my friends are going to the same uni as me, and the only way I've met girls have been through my school friends so I'm worried about if I'll be able to find qts in college
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>>8108170
I think most people do, anon.
P.S I love you
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>>8108145
Do you want to end up a sex offender?
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>>8108177
College will have plenty of qts. Given, most of them will be in their experimenting phase, but you can score pucci pretty easy if you play your cards right.
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>>8108183
I thought 18 and 17 weren't labeled a sex offence though?
When I was 17 I was in a relationship with an 18 year old (and had a short thing with a 19 year old), I never really thought it was labeled that unless she was 21 and I was under 18.
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>>8108196
Really? Which state?
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I'm really uncomfortable with kissing or cuddling my gf in front of my mom. I know she doesn't approve, but I don't know why it makes ME uncomfortable. Anyone else?
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>>8108277
>kissing and/or cuddling in front of parents
It makes you uncomfortable because you know she doesn't approve.
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>tfw a 16 year old shows interest in me
How do I deal with this?
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I feel french and lonely.
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>>8108306
pump and dump
but for real, you probably don't want to date a girl that much younger.
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>>8108312
I can help with the lonely part, but why do you feel French so randomly?
Il est tard et je veux dormir...
(I'm still a french noob, so be warned)
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>>8108313
She's innocent and cute and femme. Basically a perfect combination for my lewd mind.
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>>8108325
How can you help with the loneliness if you're going to sleep
Va dormir, alors :)
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>>8108339
I'll be up for a bit more ordering stuff on amazon, I'm just tired right now. Also, I'm getting new glasses tomorrow so I'm excited
Merci, anon. Je espére tu trouves du amis et une copine s'embrasser. Bonne nuit <3
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>>8108384
Bonne nuit anon <3
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Reasons to date me:
>I'm cute
>I make memes
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>>8108327
Fug her, anon.
Don't let her dreams be dreams.
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>>8108327
how old are you?
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>>8108741
What kind of memes?
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>>8108306
I'd go for it. When i was her age, i would have died for an older woman to show up and teach me stuff. Hell, I'd go as young as 14. I doubt anyone would suspect we're up to anything if we just hang out in public.
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>>8109063
>14
Fucking child molester.
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I'm a lesbian, trapped in man's body, trapped in a woman's body, trapped in a hermaphrodite's body. Like a turducken.
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>>8109072
women can't be child molesters. only evil men.
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>>8109059
Dank and gaming memes
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>>8109072
>implying you wouldnt bang sexually frustrated Tumblr teen
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>>8109087
Yea? Post the best meme you have created thus far.
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Project abs is advancing very well. Do abs really help in getting a gf?
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>>8109097
Only if the rest of your body is attached to a cute face.
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I sleep for barely 6 hours and come back to anons talking French and fugging 16 year olds.
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>>8109321
Are you really that surprise, considering where we are at?
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>>8109349
Surprised? I'm delighted, Anon.
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>>8109115
Non, anon. Nein. Abs help literally anyone attract a qt girl.
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I don't want to become one of you, but already am. Halp.
>tfw you lot might have things simultaneously right, and wrong at the same time.
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just woke up, but gotta try to go back to sleep
Dinner was great, steaks and red potatoes
>brought mascato, because I'm a wine pleb
her dad does network security
>computer shit, no idea, I just smiled and nodded
her mom owns the spa she works at
they laughed at all my dumb jokes and we got suitably drunk
didn't get all judgy like I was afraid of when I told them I was chief burgermancer
yana got a drunken earful from her mother about keeping me
>"because at least this one has a decent job"
she apparently dated a few neets who milked her for cash before I cornered her
mom went to bed around 10 and the rest of us chilled on the back patio smoking
>I brought some, but left it in the truck
>after he asked if I smoked I ran out and grabbed it
great night, could have gone alot worse
she's cominging over again sunday night and I'm so excited
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>>8109447
Woo. Look at you go anon. I'm happy for you.
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>>8109436
What's wrong with being one of us? We happened to be the most lewd and charming lesbians on the internet.
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>>8109436
We don't have anything wrong with us, we're perfectly well adjusted people. Just ask the incestuous woman we crowned Queen of the lesbian island where we intend to hunt men for sport.
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>>8109447
That's great, anon! Sounds like you made a good impression.
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>>8109473
I think shamelessly embarrassing mothers are my favorite thing ever. My first girlfriend (when we were 16) had a mother who was in her mid-thirties and she made it her personal crusade to embarrass her daughter or both of us as much as possible. Not that it took much for two awkward teens to get embarrassed, but she took it to new heights.
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>>8109478
>tfw no awkward gf
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>>8109588
Yeah I really miss being 16 sometimes. Not only was her awkwardness so cute, experimenting with each other, exploring and just sharing new experiences, that was awesome.
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>>8109593
I did that when I was 14. It was awful and cute. She asked me if she can take off my clothes and I just mumbled something. Awkward but just too cute.
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>>8109621
I didn't really do anything with anyone until I was 16. Same for my girlfriend, so we felt like catching up. A lot.
Fun memories.
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>>8109628
I want to experience that innocent teenage love again. Now I'm just a cynical wine addict and a slut.
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>>8109631
Definitely yeah. The mix of innocent teenage love and unbridled hormoney lust was the best.
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>>8109639
I miss masturbation during those years. Everything was so cool and forbidden but felt so good. These days I do it out of boredom.
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>>8109649
>those first few weeks of ashamed, taboo climaxes moaning into your pillow, so afraid your sister next door might hear
>every night tell myself I'll stop doing it, that I'll eventually be caught and everyone will know what a pervert I am
>every night do it again with even more fervor
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>tfw cooking waiting for bae to get home
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Why haven't you taken a cute girl to Disneyland yet?
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>>8109673
Because I've never been to Disneyland.
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>>8109673
Because I don't have a qt or money to go.
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>>8109673
I wouldn't take her to disneyland, I'd take her somewhere actually fun.
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Listening to art rock and drinking wine. I could use a qt to cuddle with right now.
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>>8109673
Look at all those fat Americans. Holy fuck.
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>>8109693
I'd cuddle with you, I like art rock!
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>>8109710
Nothing sexual at this point, jut kissing and stuff. Hugs and cuddling. Enjoy the music and smile a lot to each other. Maybe a little bit of gentle biting.
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>>8109712
Can we hold h-hands and stare into each other's eyes?
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>>8109781
>she wants to hold hands on the first date
Does your mother know you're a whore?
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>>8109785
Sorry. I got a little too excited at the thought of holding hands with another girl while listening to beautiful music. My mother does not need to know about vulgar hand holding ways.
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>>8109798
It's okay.
I got excited just reading about your shameless harlotism.
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>>8109781
Only if it ends in a sweet and sensual kiss with my hands on your waist. The I'd pull you a little bit closer so I could kiss and gently bite your ears.
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What's up fuck-os? Doing some ERPing? Noice.
I'll probably go to the gym in a few hours myself
>tfw you kind of hope that blonde qt will be there
>tfw you probably won't talk to her anyway
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>>8109473
Can I please just date her mom?
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Lesgen I have like cramps in my stomach, help.
No, I'm not on my period. No I didn't really exercise much in the last few days. At least nothing relating to my belly.
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>trying to impersonate Austria
Kek. What a faggot.
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>>8109817
Okay. I'm a virgin, so be extra gentle please.
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>>8110328
You got it. Just be careful, you might fall in love with me.
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>>8110411
I think I already did.
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>>8109712
sounds good I like cuddling and biting
oh and i don't know who >>8109781 is but she's not me
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>>8110449
I'll share you if she will
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>>8110440
We know, Austria. We are well aware that you are not an attention seeking tripfag. Just ignore the troll.
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>>8110460
Amazing! But I want to cuddle a lot. And make love later after getting into the mood with teasing each other with bites and kissing the good spots.
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>>8110487
fuck you not-Austria
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>>8109673
Because I work at Disney World, which is where that qt took that picture, not Disneyland.
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>>8109916
lmao delinquent anon?
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>>8110592
I know I'm repeating myself, but Anna is cute. CUTE!
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>>8110604
She really is.
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I might be crazy but I'm almost certain I just saw two girls come out of the same shower at the spa. And they looked at me and just kinda...giggled.
You could probably fry eggs on my face now.
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>>8110650
Steal their panties next time
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>>8110688
I-I'm not that much of a pervert.
Also they didn't have any I'm pretty sure, just the bathrobes.
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>>8110694
>I-I'm not that much of a pervert'
You're not just a bad liar, you're an extremely bad liar.
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>>8110707
Okay, let me rephrase: I'm way too afraid of getting caught or found out to do something like that.
And I'm an excellent liar, how do you think I managed to hide my gay for so long?
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>>8110736
>hide my gay for so long
More like people decided to pity a little faggot like you.
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>>8110746
My mother would've dragged me to a therapist the second she knew, so no, I actually hid it pretty well.
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>>8110771
All that repressed sexuality and still you're not perverted enough to steal used panties? Shame on you.
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>>8110793
I know, I'm an embarrassment to the lesbian community in general and my subjects in particular. I'll try and better myself.
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>>8110599
>get called a delinquent
>tfw I'm actually 30
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>>8110865
You should be judged by a jury composed of experienced lesbians to decide whether or not you deserve a cruel punishment.
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>>8110901
W-what kinda cruel punishment?
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>>8110960
Depends about the prosecutor. With luck you're taken to a camp. There you will be trained in lesbianism until you've fully embraced the one true way in life. Eventually you will be released and hopefully you're a better lesbian then. Think it as a nice summer BDSM camp.
On the other hand, you might sentenced to a male strip bar. Nothing too cruel, just striptease for horny men. But in a cage, so you can keep your gold star status.
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>>8110960
Being forced to read bad erotica written by a man
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>>8110994
>BDSM Camp
Well that doesn't sound so bad.
>male strip bar
Before I continued reading I thought you meant a bar where males strip and I had to watch. But your idea is even worse. Reminds me of that chapter in Stolen Ice where Jane and Anna have to dance/strip at that whore house in Amsterdam. Gross.
>>8111001
Please, anything but that. Have mercy!
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>tfw gf finished some additional work she had to do for her job the past few months
>tfw she's going all out on vidya now that she has more time again
>tfw we want to discuss them with each other but I barely manage to keep up with her pace and playing my own games
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>>8111034
>Have mercy
You will sit and read aloud the repetitive poor description of the female form along with lack of punctuation and sentence structures.
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>>8111034
Plot twist: Austrianon's real name is Anna and she has the perfect excuse to immerse herself in stories about Jen and Anna.
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>>8111095
By the Supreme Lesbian Court, you are hereby sentenced to tell us your real name.
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Ways to torture Austrianon:
Have an ugly, obese man read her bad, ungrammatical smut with lots punctuation errors. Said smut being written by a man for neckbeard audience. Oh and it's straight smut with a Mary Sue-style main character who takes Anna and Elsa against a wall in a rude way.
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>>8111095
No, you must live as an example to others
should they lose their way
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>>8111131
I think it's another word if it's hetshit. Mary Sue implies a female character. And stop trying to bully /Our Gal/. At this rate I'll bar you from entry into Lesbian Island.
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Gf has had numerous ponytails during these past few weeks. Should I start to get worried?
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>>8111117
Maybe if you had gotten those gorgeous 1s, I'd have told you.
But it begins with M, so you can probably guess.
>>8111131
So mean. I've been nothing but nice to you girls.
>>8111135
Sacrificing myself for the good of the kingdom? Oh well.
>>8111156
Thanks anon. You'll be my favorite harem girl once we're on the island.
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>>8111209
>But it begins with M, so you can probably guess.
Austrianon, there are lots of names beginning with M.
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just got off the phone with mom
brother's wife is pregnant again
brat number four is on the way
>I actually love kids, just don't want any myself
>>8111326
http://www.meaning-of-names.com/german-names/m-names-1.asp
if we choose correctly, maybe austrianon will reward us
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>>8111209
>favorite harem girl
I'll be preoccupied running things. But be sure to wear something skimpy, my darling sub. I thought I heard your sister's name was Jen?
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>>8111386
four isn't even that many, about average
that would better describe my boss' wife
who has shit out seven so far
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>>8111342
>Magnilda - Female - strong battle maiden
Well, that would certainly be most fitting for our Queen.
Although I doubt she has such a rare name.
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>>8111386
>owns like 5 collars
>No skimpy lingerie with a convenient slit for my easy access into your sweet spot
Better go shopping soon.
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>>8111522
>1.7 kids
how do you have .7 of a kid?
or is the kid so fat it counts as .7 more?
>I know why, it's just silly.
nstead of rounding the numbers, it would be better to just say one to two children
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>>8111539
True, but I think it just drives home the point that we're not even replicating at a growing rate anymore.
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I'm smoking inside
I feel so naughty and have no idea why
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>>8111539
>or is the kid so fat it counts as .7 more?
I know this grill who is like, 4'10", and a friend kept joking she counts as the 0.4 kid of Germany's 1.4 birth rate.
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>>8111601
Alone? I always feel like smoking alone is kinda gross
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>>8111617
just a little nug
get a little buzz before I start my day
I would call yana or even my dad, but they're both working right now
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>>8111747
Oh. There's my autism flaring up again, I thought you were talking about cigarette smoking.
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>>8111781
nah, I smoke those outside
shit stinks and clings to the walls
like I have the time and attention span to wash my walls every week
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>>8111813
Yeah, I totally get that. I only ever smoke cigarillos or the occasional cigar with my father but whenever I'm at a bar or something I just feel like giving everything I had on me to the dry cleaner the next day. Including my hair.
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>>8111862
I shower twice a day to get the grease smell out of my hair, never seems to work
I always smell like fries
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Hey kids. New thread. Fuck mobile. Don't want to link. Back to work - good luck in your endeavors.
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