>>8095803 selfie edition body goals edition self-impro

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>selfie edition
Should I prepare for drama?

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>>8096846
how do you know boylanna wouldnt get fit?

Oh boy!

>>8096854
nah im just having a goof

>>8096832
No.. you still need to re-learn how to talk. All it does it clamp off your lower ranges so you don't slip.

>>8096835
Maybe it was before I have no idea, I've never heard your guy voice but not it certainly isn't, you already know how much I like your voice. If that's true then maybe my theory is wrong then, I don't know, whatever the reason I hate voice training, I think it's has been completely ineffective on me and I refuse to do any more because it's depressing and humiliating. I still don't understand why you give a shit though.

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Dis my body goal

>>8096849
Jeez, I remember when I used to think that Carmen Carrera passed....

>>8096843
thats dark and sad sorry you went through that :/

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>>8096861
Haha okie!
This is the best kind of selfie anyways~

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>>8096858
Boylanna had some hormonal abnormalities that would have made that difficult

>>8096865
He certainly didn't skip leg day.

>>8096865
nice pecs brah

Everyone post your FaceApp college!

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ayy, anyone want to play this? Go make yourself in it and post it in the thread, if you're too scared to post an actual picture.

http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator

>>8096879
Ohhh I will try!

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>tfw girl me would have dated boy me
>boy me was such a beta pussy girl me would have dumped him

lol life is strange

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>>8096853
i only do this with my gfs
>>8096846
eh i was a pretty cute guy probably, and if i was cis, i'd have been more attractive for sure, since i wouldb't be paranoid about being masculine and shit like that

boy me would probably fuck elanna cause boy me was all about personality over looks
>>8096870
well, i'm exaggerating, she just TRIED on a number of occasions and also groped me alot
and came to my hotel room
and also got my roomate to let her in
but its all good, i just told her I only like men
then she wanted to see me do sexy stuff with a boy, but eh
she was cute iirc, just very short
>>8096867
WRONG

>>8096877
I will not

>>8096849
>selfie edition
I am ready to bully.

>>8096832
Yeah,they can fix your pitch, but it won't fix monotone. Women change the pitch of their voices much more than men do. That pitch changing is what you need to practice. Faye needs to work on it more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdpTcvSn8HQ [Embed]

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You know, everyone says the same thing, that I should do it. Everyone I talk to seems to have more confidence in me than I do.

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>>8096890
It'll be okay!

>>8096893
Delete this

Thanks for depressing me as usual /mtfg/

>>8096896
delete your repression

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https://clyp.it/v051baxn

Can I get some pointers on how to not sound so terrible? I haven't been training long but don't know what km doing.

>>8096897
I am sorry :( I hope you feel better.

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>>8096896
You're a girl too.

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I gotta wake up early to go to the airport tomorrow! Goodnight! <3

>>8096883
friend letting a girl in that wasn't nice is also me

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>>8096883
I'd tap boy merc then

Idk though if you're about personality you'd have deeefinitely steered clear of me then lmao holy shit boy me was a human trainwreck and very much undateable.

>>8096876
Thanks bruh

>>8096874
Nope :3

http://discord.gg/faBYaap

Join our server we love trannies were the new tranny hotspot

>>8096900
>https://clyp.it/v051baxn
Women can have a lowish pitch but the resonance is high. For example, put your hand on your chest and talk. If you feel a deep rumble/vibration then your resonance is too low.

>>8096912
But I hate trannies

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>>8096897
The weak will be culled.
Solution: Stop being a weak woman.

>>8096906
GOODNIGHT SWEET HEART

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>>8096900
typing takes too long so I'll say it. if ire the voice crack lmao my house is dusty af

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xhHO2gftyp

>>8096906
Night Ash!

>>8096906
Good night Ash!

>>8096882
thats pretty agp

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>>8096920
ur mom is agp fagmotron

>>8096913
>>8096917
How do I raise my resonance? Because my chest rumbles like an Xbox controller.

>>8096906
Sleep well!

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>>8096896
That's my image. I made that

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>>8096900
Midwest?

>>8096926
It's very hard to describe via only text but what you do it restrict your vocal cords and talk at the same time. You don't want to increase your pitch. It's hella hard to do and I recommend warming up first and drinking lots of water.

>>8096915
Who the fuck are you?
>>8096903
It's not your fault I shouldn't have listened to other girls vocaroos. it just triggered me.

>think about him again
>immediately force myself to think about anything else
>bad thoughts go away for a bit

Hell yeah, if you can't fix your problems, just run away from them

Is this progress

>>8096940
For something like that, it actually kinda is. At least, that's how I deal with it.

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>>8096926
shit it's been a while but if i remember right you decrease it by using less of your voice box and by pushing it up and back

i used the reddit guide in the op to practice the motion of raising my voice box until i could do it automatically when I talk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aXZWsXFB31

I am going to go to disneyland tomorrow. I am going to look for ash and steal her from gaye.

I just know Korra is spamming vocaroos just to get at me because she's salty about losing to me in the strawpoll.

>>8096955
I really doubt Korra cares enough to do something like that. She posts vocaroos a lot.

>>8096935
Ontario.

>>8096937
Hm. Well, I'll look for guides and stuff. Thanks for the help both of you, I appreciate it.

My phone is about to die though and I took like 10 minutes to record that one clip lol, so I won't record anymore.

>>8096908
he wasn't my friend, i hated that kid
I had to put him in his place multiple times
>>8096954
buy me a ticket too
>>8096955
well at least you're more attractive, theres a notch for your belt

>>8096965
Do you have a nice camera we can get cleavage shots with?

>>8096965
Thanks sister and goodnight.

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>>8096962
Close enough. How many points do I get?

>>8096974
I don't know, I know the Midwest is the US but I have no idea what parts of it.

>>8096973
Night Shakira!

>>8096938
Your superior :v)

>>8096959
p much yeah. anon wanted help and i could help her so i did

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>>8096983
Some parts are touching Ontario.

>>8096983
>Midwest
means different things to different people in the US.

>>8097007
There appears to be somewhat of a consensus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midwestern_United_States

>>8097007
Anything past Miml the elf!

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>>8096879
I enjoied that alot more than I thought I would.

Or Mimal*

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how do i reconcile the whole having a bf and being in love with him thing even tho i have a fear of commitment and abandonment issues?

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oh apparently these weird marks on my thighs are stretch marks -_-
delet them

>want to lay in bed curled up with a guy
estrogen stop filling my mind with these dumb poisonous thoughts

also why the fuck did captchas get so hard they only needed like 4 mountains before now it's like 13+

>>8097033
>pretend
nah man. I really really love dicks. It doesn't matter what's attached to them.

>>8097035
Get cream for them, if you wait too long like the big ones on my thighs they won't go away easily.

Finished Spirited Away? How was it?

>>8097037
So you're still on HRT?

>>8097048
Yeah. I was going to stop since I was going to cut my balls off but apparently that's not a possibility yet or for a while if at all since every surgeon I can find is a prick or doesn't do it how I want it.

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What's a good revolver for ccw mtfg?

>>8097037
I had to do the "Trace the sign" game but it was blocked by a tree so it said I failed. xD

>>8097033
fuck me straight daddy carth

>>8097037
Estrogen is making my LDR pure hell. I desperately want him to cuddle me until I fall asleep.

>>8097043
>Get cream for them
what kinda cream?
>Finished Spirited Away?
yeah!
>How was it
i enjoyed it, it was very magical :]

>>8097032
Talk to your man about your problem with commitment and see if there is anything he can do to help. That's one way of going about it :)

>>8097054
none cc is a fucking meme

>>8097053
Good! I'm sorry finding an orchi you'd be okay with is so hard, though.
>>8097054
Why a revolver?
>>8097064
>something that saves lives and property is a meme

>>8097055
I hate these stupid fucking captchas but I'm too Jewish to buy a pass

>>8097057
:(

>>8097054
Any J frame S&W, a 442 is cheap and has a crisp trigger. Internal mechanisms so no light strikes or stuck hammers.

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>>8096879
as close as it'll get

>>8097059
I don't remember what cream sorry, mine are from an early growth spurt so as soon as I realized they were too old to get rid of I gave up.

Glad you liked the movie, Spirited Away is very creative and unique.

>>8097011
That's the official definition, but some people don't include the plains states in the midwest.

>>8097032
Therapy. It's something I have to work on myself. My issues with abandonment are different than yours so I'm not sure how to guide you. Take it one step at a time. I don't even know if I have commitment issues. I haven't been able to push past my fears and start any relationships in a couple decades.

>>8097073
>:(
I love him to bits and could never find someone as good a him again in a million years. So it's not so bad.

But the wait until we can meet is agonizing. We are both dead broke.

>>8097067
>Why a revolver?

There's nothing like slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber comrade

>>8097073
ty

>>8097084
Can you move closer together?

>>8096971
i dont have any cleavage ;--;

>>8097086
Revolver Ocelot uses .45 Long Colt and in MGSV a .357 magnum and most conceal carry revolvers use a significantly smaller cartridge, .38 special.

>>8097086
Fair enough. I 'conceal' carry a 1911 so I really can't talk about silly choices.

>>8097091
What happened to you dying of cancer? You needed attention or something why isnt it happening?

I legit got super stoked knowing you were going to die but now i see you posting again wtf.

>>8097097
cancer is under control (because i was only gonna die since i was refusing to get any treatment), suicide failed
r u happy now?
if it makes you feel better, just pretend I'm dead

>>8097063

that sounds like a terrible idea lolol
the only reason it's taken this long as it is. is because since september i've cut him off 2~3 times cause of the fears
he knows i have BPD but still

>>8097080

my fears of commitment come from the abandonment issues so ya

>>8097089
We're pretty close. Just there is the US/Canada border between us.

One day we plan to get a place together. By marriage if we have to.

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>>8097096
Weapons have always been more than simple function, don't feel bad in your choice. There's a personal aspect to it as well.

>>8097093
Way too big for me though, I just want a minimalistic revolver that won't fail.

>>8097111
I heard US/Canada doesn't give citizenships for marriage anymore.

>>8097109
Aww, well I tried to help ;-;

Tfw starting application process for srs with Suporn, thanks for the inherentence money grandma :D

>>8097118
Really? Damn. Well. We'll find a way.

I love him.

>>8097118
The US still does as long as you did it in a legal fashion. If you come here undocumented and marry, I think they can still deport you.

>>8097116
S&W J frames are pretty minimalistic. I can't stand Ruger.

>>8097123
Good luck. :D

>>8097086
A revolver makes excellent cc but there are some things you should, if you don't, know
>the draw on a revolver makes it harder to aim
A revolver has a longer draw (typically) than a semi-auto. The strength needed plus the draw distance makes it significantly more likely to sway or pull as you fire the gun. This can be alleviated by charging the hammer, but in a self defense situation you may not have that luxury
>a revolver has significantly fewer rounds than a semi-auto and takes longer to reload
Hopefully you're not going to get in a serious firefight but in a self defense situation a revolver only gives you 5-8 shots

All that being said, a revolver is much safer to cc because accidental discharge is basically impossible

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>>8097116
Oh, I don't feel bad about it at all, the gun feels amazing in my hands and working her slide is absolutely lovely~. Also, nice 100% RNG Juice.

TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY!!!
i went to an lgbt thing at the local university and i met this really cute trans girl who's fucking not even on hrt yet and makes me REALLY jealous
and she's gonna make a discord to add me and maybe when i get my ps4 back im gonna play vidya with her
omg it's so greattt

im never going to look like a girl much less ever be one why am I wasting thousands on this useless shit

>>8097139
Good job :)

how do you deal with your bad hairline making hairstyles you used to pull off in your youth impossible

i just wanna have emo hair again like when i was 16 but 4 years have robbed me of my adolescent hairline

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Good night /mtfg/.

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good beeza

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PYYBnW5m7b

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>>8097139
Please do not hurt the poor thing.

>>8097142
Chin up woman :) Like is more than what we were deal and more about how we are going to deal with it.There are plenty of conditions out there that people didn't want to be born with but we have to pick up the piece and carry them on!

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Time to cuddle my pillow and pretend I can can feel my boyfriend's arms around me.

Goodnight!

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>>8097119

lol no it's ok!! no one can prob help. i guess i was just sorta venting in a way.
it sucks being all super happy about it but also being hella anxious at the same time. it's an abstract kind of feel.

>>8097134
Yeah, if I had to trust my life to a gun in a conceal carry situation, it'd be a Sig P238.

>>8097149
fuck off mirielle-kun
she's gonna be my bffsie
and there's nothing you can do about it!

>>8097146
Night!

>>8097145
My hairlines literally on top of my head you either get wigs or just kill yourself

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>>8097157
Predacious.

>>8097104
Naw seeing you actually dead would make me feel better. Legit was hoping you were going to die. Just another tranny needing attention pathetic...

>>8097159
post hairline/wig?

>>8097165
gr im fuckin lion

D E AD
same tim eEVERY nightt

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>>8097171
Show her /mtfg/.

>>8097172
It's kinda late at night here :S

>>8097175
why would you do that

>tfw you can always trust fellow trannies when it comes to /k/ related subjects

>>8097155
You should trust your life to yourself. Weapons should be a last resort IMO which is why I do want what I do. [spoiler]That and it's cool.[/spoiler]

>>8097148
>tfw you order pizza but the table they gave you is too small

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>loneliness starts to settle in again
>lamenting over the fact that I push everyone away and don't know how to open up again

>>8097175
no thanks
she's gonna get discord to talk to me
i might try to get her into a D&D group bc she was interested in that

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>>8097182
Worried we'll embarrass you in front of her? That is exactly what I had in mind.

>>8097179
I guess. I'd rather deescalate or comply rather than open fire. I'm a pacifist.

It was more so in the mechanical aspects of self defense. 16 rounds of .380 ACP > 5 rounds of .38 special.

>>8097182
D&D is so dang fun :S I wish there was a local party. :(

>>8097186
it's fucking 4chan dude

>>8097190
I've not had any problems on 4chan yet :S but I'm just a newtrip

>>8097189
oh, i did mine over discord
but it's full so i want to see if i can get another party

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>>8097190
Are you certain she's a normie?

>>8097197
no but 4chan isn't exactly something you show to a chill trans girl you meet IRL
when in rome...

>>8097199
>normie
all i'm saying is trantrans are lefty by default and i don't want to be the big bad 4chan boogerman

>>8097198
Ammmaaazziing! I didn't know you could do it over discord!

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>>8097187

>>8097186
People here are fucking insane, you literally have pacifists running around ready to bend over for Muhammad

>>8097189
Do you find D&D fun with strangers? I'm usually too eccentric to have fun with it outside of people I already know. That said when you do find people willing to play that you DO know it's quite possibly the best thing in the world.

I'm sad I'm gonna have to abandon my group soon but I'll probably write them an in-character goodbye letter or something and seal it with wax kek

>>8097166
kk
>>8097148
that looks good
we should have a voice or video call some time tht would b cool i bet

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>>8097202
You are determined to become her bestie, so why keep secrets from her?

>>8097204
I'm a pacifist but I'm not going to die just because I think violence isn't necessary.

If Europe keeps electing leaders who want to genocide their own people, whatever.

>>8097204
>Do you find D&D fun with strangers?
IDK I've never tried it! I've only did it with classmates and they wanted me because I was the life of the party those days xD I should try it with strangers sometime.

>>8097210
oh i don't intend to
i just don't want to put her here right off the bat

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DON'T VIOLATE THE NAP MOHAMMED OR I'LL HAVE TO STRAFE YOU WITH MY F-32 JET

>>8097203
it's not that hard
our DM would DM through voice and we'd all roll and do actions through text

>>8097219
You are blowing my mind right now xD I didn't know you could do that!

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>>8097216
Will revealing your power level come before or after you ask to cum on her feet?

>tfw my online bff knows I post here and occasionally drops by to roast me as anon

>>8097218
Welcome back Trashgirl :)

>>8097216
do not under any circumstances mention 4chan unless the other person brings it up

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>>8097224
ur gay

>>8097226
What is this Fight club? :D das a good movie

>>8097222
>cum on her feet
no dude
my ex boyfriend was the one with the foot fetish
not me

>>8097221
it's pretty easy
you're really enthusiastic
i like you

>>8097226
i mean i might invite her to my trans only discord at some point because it's pretty lefty over there (save for maybe emily)
but yeah i'm not going to

>>8097228
Are you them?

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>>8097225
hi
>>8097230
post soles

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>>8097230
He sounds like a chaser.

How do I get a bf if I'm emotionally distant, cold, and don't pass

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>>8097232
no I'm actually you

>>8097230
Thanks :) I seem to get that a lot here!

>>8097218
ayy, cutest girl is back.

>>8097235
if you figure it out please let me know

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>>8097236

>>8097243
I'll try

I'm pretty much broken as a person

>>8097235
you ask someone. What kind of inane question is this?

>>8097235
find one with just as big as flaws as you

>>8097235
Star t volunteering for the less fortunate :)

>>8097246
How do you ask people to get in a relationship

>>8097247
I want a perfect alpha bf okay

>>8097248
I already do

>>8097235
You don't want a boyfriend to love you, you want someone who is attractive to love you. bam

tfw the ECT thread got me crying. trying to express my thoughts, and the words are just not there.

>>8097118
The US has never given citizenship out freely to spouses. All foreign national spouses need to go through the regular citizenship process. They just get to cut the line for entering the process and extended stay and work visas.

>>8097254
>I want a perfect alpha bf okay
NOW YOU'RE THINKING LIKE A REAL WOMAN

>>8097254
Aww snap! What do you do? :O

>>8097256
I don't get it

>>8097257
Shit.

>>8097258
I was kidding

>>8097259
Health care

>>8097254
>I want a perfect alpha bf okay

I could do this if you could tolerate me sucking a fat cock on the side every other week.

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>>8097254
>How do you ask people to get in a relationship
you ask them out on a date
like this

>>8097261
Woah! That's pretty cool :)

>>8097254
Depends on how you go about it. You can go online and just ask someone to be your boyfriend, or you can meet people in person and eventually ask them, or a mix of the both, but it greatly limits your dating pool if you want an alpha boyfriend, especially if you're aren't tantamount or better.
>>8097261
There are thousands of people out there who would date you, but, without strawmanning, you'd likely say no to most of them if they didn't fit a specific criteria.

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>>8097224
You practically live in an oven with how much of your life revolves around you being roasted at this point.

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>>8097235
Well you just keep doing that. The issue is never you--don't forget that--it's what you want. Also no, I'm not talking about a BF as a whole but the qualities in him. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the things you listed and some people prefer such things however the majority obviously doesn't. Good thing we're on 4chan, right?

In the past when I was caught up with depression I just asked myself where people like me would be.

Also in general appearances are mostly rooted in your own perception of yourself. Stop hating yourself retard.

>>8097263
No I don't like that you're a girl anyway I thought

>>8097264
What if I don't really like anyone enough to ask them like that

>>8097267
Yeah.

>>8097269
That's just so surreal and strange to me. How do you just ask someone to be in a relationship. Wtf. I don't think anyone would want me since I'm kind of a traumatized broken mess and don't look great. I have standards in a guy but they're not aesthetic or financial.

Is it weird that I was flying to sf and started writing a book about myself

>>8097272
Everyone and their pizza pics are making me hungry :S

>>8097275
I was just kidding. But how would you feel if your boyfriend wanted dick sometimes?

>>8097275
If you do the online site, there are various things, dating sites, social media sites, etc. Find somewhere you can find someone with your preferences and location, in your case, someone willing to date a transgender person.
I've been on 4chan and just made a post "will someone b my bf" and listed my location, and got one from here for about a year around where I live. of course, it depends on the distance and such iff meeting online.
>I don't think anyone would want me since I'm kind of a traumatized broken mess and don't look great

You greatly underestimate some people's desire for love.

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>Starting spiro for a short while till my hormones settle down
>Immedietly lose 1.5kg of water weight
hlep

>>8097272
I want to hate myself though and I want my partner to hate me too :>

>>8097280
I don't mind open relationships, I know I wouldn't be good enough to keep him satisfied anyway

>>8097283
Hm.. Okay. I'll think about that.

>>8097233
no

>>8097234
eh he kind of was?
but he's a really, really sweet guy too
so yeah he'd get kinda creepy at times but he's super nice
i feel bad for friendzoning him

>>8097261
Yeah, it's my fucked up brain from the ECT that was done to me during conversion therapy. I haven't had a single new successful relationship since then. I have a couple LDRs with ladies I knew before, but I often think I'm not really holding up my end of them well.

>>8097275
I've only ever asked one partner out on a first date. All the rest were arranged by friends, or I was approached.

>>8097278
No, and good luck with it.

>>8097285
it does do that. Drink up...

captcha: Asking for hamsters. 4 pics with a rat, obvious bunny, and two faces that looked like bunny faces.

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>>8097279
Would you eat it with Grandpa?

>>8097286
Hating yourself is never a positive thing [spoiler]even if you fetishize it.[/spoiler]

>>8097271
what the fuck

>>8097286
People say 4chan isn't the best place to find love, which it definitely isn't, but people here are still just people; so, it's not like it's completely out of the question to find someone here like I did.

Hypothetically, if someone like yourself asked me out, and I knew of what you are, I wouldn't decline. Something like that isn't a deal breaker, for myself at least. Although, this just means paltry I s'ppose

All in all, you probably won't get a bf by just doing nothing.

>>8097291
As long as Grandpa doesn't touch my chicken bacon ranch slices then I can :D

>>8097290
I'm sorry. :(

>>8097291
I don't mind, I like destroying myself.

>>8097289
:(
>>8097290
I know I was on it for almost 2 years but I want my water back NOW!
Also why was I supposed to stop eating potassium on Spiro again I'm still consuming over 100% of my RDA

>>8097290
>captcha: Asking for hamsters. 4 pics with a rat, >obvious bunny, and two faces that looked like >bunny faces.

I got that one too! :S

>>8097295
Hmm. Okay. Thank you. Guess I'll just be alone then.

My green text skills are showing :S

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do i pass mtfg

>>8097311
post pepperonis

>>8097311
Mmmm piizzaa :Q

It's 3 AM

I already hit my quota of going out for food today

There's nothing to eat at home

Help

>>8097298
ty

>>8097299
Spiro is a potassium sparing diuretic. That means your body stocks up on it instead of getting rid of it when it is in excess. There are some bad issues with excess potassium. Also you likely should consume more table salt. All the pissing depletes it.

>>8097235
Be my girlfriend, please.

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>>8097312
feminine pepperonis

>>8097321
I would but Amazon nicked my fucking mail which was 2kg of fuckin rock salt

>>8097322
I'm a boy so I can't be your girlfriend

>>8097311
this is nice meme

>>8097304
I've only ever had one good hamster one. The rest have been rabbits, rats, weasels, possums, etc. that you had to click to pass it.

>>8097311
Where's the sausage and meatballs?

Captcha: any tall building is an apartment building. *shakes head*

>>8097334
I got one that IDK if that animal was a hamster or not. It looked like a rat but I clicked it anyway and it accepted that :S

>>8097331
nani kore?

I thought u were girl because you're posting in /mtfg/ plus yuo said you don't pass. I prefer boys anyways b my bf.

https://youtu.be/xdPuSnP8YY8
hmm
>in extreme cases change gender identity

>>8097343
Yeah if I don't pass I'm not a girl

I decided I'm happier single again

>>8097347
>I decided I'm happier single again
lame

>>8097347
>I decided I'm happier single again
lies

>>8097351
I like being unhappy and being alone makes me unhappy.

>>8097347
>I decided I'm happier single again
ludicrous

D E A D
same time EVERY night

im scared that things are never gonna get better

Maybe you should post more!

>>8097361
lol Yeah I am about to head out myself

Night yall! Sweet sleep when that time comes for you!

>>8097361
yeah i gotta go take my position outside of spicy's window to watch her while she sleeps

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>>8097323
when are you and trashy going to meet up and eat eachothers meats again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xci1a3yE0PM
This song means more to me now than when I first heard it on my 18th b-day.

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>>8097370
we just met up a few weeks ago and ate some tasty chicken

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It's hurting a bit less, yey.

>>8097386
lewd!

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>>8097391
not at all

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woke up feeling nauseous :(

>tfw have a pimple from being so dirty

>>8097401
You're pregnant

>>8097403
I-I'll inform Anna asap

>>8097394
qwas trashys "chicken" as good as it used to be?

>>8097405
yeah the place is just as good
smaller portions though

>>8097413
well she has lost weight

>>8097401
at least it's better than waking up feeling dead inside :/

>>8097418
When you're having sad days and sobbing your heart out you'll wish you were dead inside again.

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>>8097415
no surprise, she tried to starve to death while here the absolute madman

>>8097418
hugg
>>8097421
hugg

>>8097423
andrea is that you

>>8097421
where are you from?

Aren't you a gay guy? Im gay fag you said you were a boy.

>>8097422
:<
trashu is not for dieing
are you on hrt still?

>>8097424
no im an anonymous emotional hugger

>>8097425
Uhh I'm in Texas now

I don't consider myself a gay dude idk it's really complicated

>>8097428
Oh alright

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>>8097427
i am

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Look some roof collapsed in no one gives a shit where but our local news filmed it anyway.

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>>8097432
good slugu

transman got outed on survivor by a team mate
the guy who outed him got kicked off the show

>>8097440
>the guy who outed him got kicked off the show
good
fucking cuck

>>8097433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4Ha9HQvMo

>>8097433
that's a nice picture, if you took it.

>>8097444
the guy said afterwards "Nobody on this planet should do what I did tonight - ever"
yet he was smirking while he did it and the tribal councils are live

Getting kind of sleepy. Crawling through google maps and looking at east asia. Should I sleep?

>>8097446
Thanks. I did! I'm kinda disappointed I didn't frame it perfect to get the fire truck too I was too busy looking at the light and shadow contrast. Phone pic though so whatever. Didn't have my camera.

>moving around
>get left hand caught on sharp edge of desk
>take away a chunk and strip of burnt flesh
I don't know how I didn't scream.

>>8097464
r u ded

>>8097465
No it just stings a bit more. My left hand and arm have been through a lot of punishment today.

>>8097449
Always sleep if you can afford to, anon.

>>8097468
Okey. Gonna toss down some melatonin and try to get more rest. Going to be around for a bit more.

>>8097429
O just a typical failed male into guys to validate their mental disorder...sad.

I was actually hoping for a gay lover.

>>8097464
>try to move old stove out of the way
>didn't see the sharp metal strips at the bottom
>accidently cut 1 cm into my big toe
the pain will come it's just not instant so you don't scream

>>8097479
Oh. Okay. Sorry. I'm never good enough for anyone so you shouldn't have gotten your hopes up anyway.

>>8097481
Owie. I have like this deep gouge in my hand now and it's bleeding. On top of the burn. ;-;

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piggu

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it literally took me 3 hours to epilate my legs o m f g
why did i have to be born half iranian half mexican lmao

>>8097493
Do it for him

>>8097487
hugg
do you have stuff to patch it up for the night? having wounds on my hands is one of few things I'm scared of

>>8097497
Yeah, I'm just going to let it air out though.

>>8097493
waxing is easier and faster

>>8097501
that's a big dog

>>8097501
gloomy a favorite
theres a reason why you are a cinnamon roll poster

>>8097503
4 hoove

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>>8097495

I DID DO IT FOR HIM
THE FUCKING SOAB
I HATE THAT I LOVE HIM LMAO
on the bright side i'll have nice soft legs for weeks now. it just sucks doing it. but i love being all soft during sex stuff ;-;

>>8097500

honestly i should just pay someone to wax me but idk how to approach the whole "wax near my groin btw i have a dick because i'm a man" thing

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IF ONLY YOU KNEW ANON

>>8097511
>honestly i should just pay someone to wax me but idk how to approach the whole "wax near my groin btw i have a dick because i'm a man" thing
tuck with a pad

>>8097511
why are you the perfect girl Edie?
You will make him very happy

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>>8097503
bigg

>>8097504
I ate a cinnamon roll for the first time when Rini went to Starbucks with me :O

>>8097519
>I ate a cinnamon roll for the first time when Rini went to Starbucks with me :O
did you harness its energy?
was it tasty?

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>>8097513

this is kind of gross to even say but idk if i could get away with that only because my dick is too big to stay in my gaff's as it is
i guess with like precise medical tape and a pad tho it could be fine?

>>8097517

lmao i mean we've been dating for 7 months now and he's seen me without makeup but like we haven't gotten to the whole
"i have hairy legs come over and fuck my wolverine ass" part of the relationship yet. AT LEAST I HAVEN'T, APPARENTLY HE DOESN'T CARE
but it's more for me anyways because he has really hairy legs and a hairy belly and dick and i love the way that feels against my soft skin lol
agp af i now

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>>8097524
>i guess with like precise medical tape and a pad tho it could be fine?
yeah you can do it and it would only be for waxing and only until you quit camming and get srs

Tearing up randomly and don't know why. Suddenly feel trapped and helpless again.

Going to sleep, hope both the physical and emotional pain goes away for a bit. Good night.

how do you get chemically castrated? and does that kill dht?

>>8097524
edie, hugg.

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>>8097523
uwu I shared it with Rini~
But yeah after eating it I felt full of Energy! (Or maybe it was the coffee)
And yeah it was delicious :O

>>8097540
UwU
I bet you ate your half all cute with both hands like cute 2d girls usually do

>>8097530

>quit camming and get srs
well the quitting camming this is a positive but i don't really want SRS desu..

>>8097536

doesn't cypro do that? and ye as far as i know anyways.

>>8097537

hugg patt

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Excellent

>>8097550
>well the quitting camming this is a positive
it is, you can be a good botanist :3
>but i don't really want SRS desu..
only because you have read the horror stories about srs, know its a major surgery that costs a lot of money and because the tech for it being cis identical isn't yet available, same as any other transwoman who is nonop

>>8097562

>it is, you can be a good botanist :3
i hope so ;-;7
>only because you have read the horror stories about srs
w-well yes..........if i could have a cis vagina i'd leap at it but i can't so i won't

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>>8097541
I wanted to do that, but they gave us a fork for that and Rini used it too, but it was super complicated to eat it like that >.<
But i nommed the muffins like that :3
Because I'm really bad at decisions, so when Rini asked me what I'd like to eat i was like "Mhh maybe that, or that? Ohh no wait this one! Aahh or maybe the first thing? :S Yeah I think I'll take this!"
And Rini surprised me and just bought all the stuff and we shared it and after that our bellies were so full, but it was so yummy! :3

>>8097568
I want srs but cant afford it

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>>8097571
it sounds like a cute time was had UwU

how many entire apples do i need to eat until the cyanide kills me

also i probably should go back to bed. i slept like 4 hours

>>8097575
bumping for answer

>>8097493
Takes me 15 minutes with hair removal cream in the shower

>>8097572

i'm sure you'll get it one day :c insurance is getting better with covering it

>>8097580

that's basically shaving which is not what i want. epilating lasts 2-3x as long.

>>8097574
Did you know you're supposed to drink coffee really slowly? :O

>>8096893
Fake news!

>>8097585
have I been doing it wrong all the time.

I essentially treat coffee as if it was water

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Asuka or Rei?

Vanilla or Chocolate?

Betty or Veronica?

Tea or Coffee?

Donald or Hillary?

Sweet or Salty?

>>8097589
>Asuka or Rei?
Ryoji. (Misato is the best girl, but rei is better than asuka)
>Vanilla or Chocolate?
Choco
>Betty or Veronica?
Who
>Tea or Coffee?
Tea
>Donald or Hillary?
Reluctantly gonna go with hillary after trumps missile strike
>Sweet or Salty?
Sweet.

>>8097575
It depends on how much you weight.

>Apple seeds can release as much as 0.6 mg of Cyanide per gram of seed.
>The average apple seed has a mass of 0.756 grams
>The average apple contains 8 seeds
>Therefore there are approximately 5.25 grams of apple seeds per apple, yielding a theoretical maximum release of 3.25 mg of cyanide from one apple

>The lethal dose of Cyanide is based on body mass and is listed as 1.5 mg/kg.
>A human can ingest about 41% of the lethal dose before seeing any side effects.
>41% of 1.5 mg/kg = 0.615 mg/kg

>The average adult male weighs 81.6466 kg (180 lbs)
>Therefore the lethal dose in the average male is 50.213 mg.
>50.213/3.15 = ~16 Apples

>Therefore the average male can consume ~16 apples without feeling any side effects.
>It is also important to note that in order for the seeds to efficiently release Cyanide, they need to be finely chopped/ground, which usually doesn't happen with normal chewing and digestion. Therefore the actual number would be much higher, but this accounts for a worst-case scenario.
>Also, the body can break down the Cyanide fairly efficiently, so you would be fine eating 16 Apples every couple days.
>TL;DR - Apple seeds are not bad for you

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/3dj72j/self_cyanide_in_apple_seeds/


>>8097588
Mhh I like to eat and drink my stuff quickly too >.<
But surprisingly Rini even eats a little faster than me usually, which was nice :3

>>8097589
FemShinji
Strawberry
FemArchie
Tea
Donald
Salty

>>8097575
20 apple cores, milled into a paste
it has to be crushed or it wont work

hi im bored

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>angrily stares at self in the mirror
yeah this isn't autism at all hah

>>8097427
trashu not for dieing but for dieting where is my bf give me one

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>>8097271
Don't use my mikus to insult people
Only I may do that

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>>8097603
I found another source that claims much more :O

>The content of cyanide is around 0.7 g kg−10.7 g kg−1. An apple seed weighs ~0.7 g, so if you do the maths 1 seed has the equivalent of 4.9×10−4 g4.9×10−4 g of cyanide. For a fatal dose, you need to eat ~140 seeds.

https://www.quora.com/Approximately-how-much-cyanide-is-in-an-apple-seed

>>8097612
Hi i'm sleepy~

>>8097623
same
sleepy neppy

In the 1938 movie Robin Hood, starring Errol Flynn, the Guy Of Gisbourne makes an unusal tactical decision to take all the King's tax revenue through Sherwood Forest, a place he knows Robin Hood, a man who steals taxes, resides. Once in the forest, he allows his large host of soldiers to go on ahead while his horses get stuck in mud, thusly making it easy for Robin to rob the tax money. What would you do differently, if anything, if you were tasked in moving the tax money and what do you think of Guy of Gisbourne's actions?

>>8097589
Asuka
Mint
Jughead
Tea
Johnson
Sweet and salty

>>8097612
Answer >>8097589 then. Smh what's a girl gotta do to get a ( you) in this town

>>8097626
https://a.pomf.cat/efdjtq.mp4
You need something to wake you up! Turn the volume to maximum :3

>>8097637
smol dog

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https://clyp.it/ey0x3x54

rate

>>8097643
h8/8