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Necrophilia edition • Makeup for beginners: http://master

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Necrophilia edition

• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

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Boo
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>>8083806
^>^
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>>8083806

hi Ash.
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>>8083816
>>8083814
Hello! How are y'all?:D
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>no /mtfg/
>no male to female general

is this even a legal thread..?
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I heard back from my doctor's office regarding my question about antiandryon. Their reasons were was I suspected they'd tell me. He didn't want to overload me with medications. He wanted to start me with just the estradiol and then see how I do in three months. Is this a positive or negative sign? Should I worry about getting the prescription now?
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>>8083818
dirty

i don't want to take a freezing cold shower
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>>8083818
im hyped for laser tomorrow desu >o>
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>>8083822
Why freezing? Is your pilot light out?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12721115
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;w;
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>>8083820
if anything you want to do it the other way first, three months is too long
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>>8083825
I wanna get that on my armpits! ._.
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>>8083820
are you on an AA?
typically (I believe) an AA is started first if its going to be one of the two

I've heard taking E with high/normal male levels of T is like peeing into an ocean
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>>8083822
Heat up some water on the stove, and take a sponge bath.
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i dyed my hair red
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>>8083820
negative sign
estrogen by itself does nothing
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>>8083825
I've been meaning to ask, did the depilatory work well? Did it smell?

Good luck with the laser!
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>>8083836
I like it
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>>8083836
Just like the color of your herpes!
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>>8083836
wtf how do you make your hair not fizzy
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>>8083836
dyed your hair CUTE you mean
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>>8083820
that's goofy
doesn't seem like overloading when taking estrogen needs that synergy with antiandrogens
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>>8083841
i used it on my arms

there's still some hairs left, maybe if i had left it on a little longer it would've take it all out but im not sure

im trying waxing next x-x
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>>8083820
that sounds stupid imo

i started at 50mg spiro, upped to 100mg after 1 mo, will have labs and adjust at 3 mo

just get your e patches filled and find a doc who'll give you proper cross sex hormone therapy, this overly conservative know-it-all is gonna frustrate you

>>8083827
pipe broke or something

i hate apartments
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>>8083836
cute
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>>8083842
sankyuu
>>8083844
idk i just use basic garnier shampoo and conditioner
>>8083845
arigatou
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>>8083818

I wore a nice outfit today. It was just a tank top and denim shorts but I felt really cute c:
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>>8083833
ill let you know how much it hurts D:
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>>8083856
I am sorry Anon, hopefully they can get it fixed soon!
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>>8083829
he's quite entertaining
I've literally lol'd at probably 1/3rd of his posts
and he's weirdly good at describing sexual situations even if he's basically describing rape
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>>8083836
red hair just like your twin sister Kayla
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>>8083859
wtf i do that too and it's always freaking frizzy

garnier whole blends

i airdry mine tho
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>>8083832
So yeah... now you know what I look like. Maybe I'll go full-time in summer, idk I'm scared. Are you full-time?
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i don't want it to be tomorrow
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>>8083861
Gah yeah let me know how it goes >w< I heard electro is more painful though?
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>>8083868
get it trimmed
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>>8083868
maybe its the florida humidity
mine gets frizzy if I shampoo every day, condition every day and shampoo every other and its smooth sailing
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>>8083867
I thought I was Kayla's sister?
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Tfw ur boy self will never plow ur girl self
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>less than 3 weeks of college
Pls free me
Plus I probably get to chill for a few days after the first leg of my trip but i might use that for a side trip
>>8083836
cuuute
>>8083820
E without an AA is a waste
>>8083825
>laser
Quite jelly
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>>8083859
>sankyuu
>arigatou
did you get more kawaii in your absense?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12721146
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>>8083874
no i can't

>>8083875
yeah probably :/

you shampoo every other day?

that's supposed to be bad for your hair isn't it
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>>8083878
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>>8083873
yeah i heard that too

but i have dark hair and light skin so hopefully laser is enough!
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>>8083878
That's AGP Beep.
>>8083880
What will you do after college?
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>>8083868
get no frizz shampoo and a regular conditioner

>>8083884
no washing it every day is bad for it
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>>8083882
cordelias herpes made her more humble
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>>8083835
i'm trying to avoid that, but if it comes to that eh, i guess

if i said sponge baths were triggering you prolly wouldn't understand

>>8083820
oh, and before you move along from your doc figure out how to point them to that ucsf trans health document. tbqh it sounds like they treated an ol hon a decade ago and think they know everything about cross sex hormone therapy
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has makeup become really easy for anyone else? it used to seem impossible but now... i can do it without thinking

>>8083878
IKTF
>boy korra will never fuck you
;_;

>>8083880
>side trip
L O U I S I A N A
O
U
I
S
I
A
N
A
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>>8083883
hmmmm

common sense says today but adhd says tomorrow
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>>8083891
but her name is Dakota
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>>8083884
we have already been through this the stylists don't care if you are ""male"" I went to salons as a long haired boy my whole life
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>>8083884
idk how often are you shampooing yours now?
less is better but you don't want it to look greasy of course

also pic related is expensive, but it really does make a difference, smells nice too
its what my sister turned me on to that really showed me that expensive shampoo isn't just expensive for a name brand or whatever, there is a difference
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>>8083901
kiwi didnt give herpes to herself
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>>8083899
Ahh right?! Maybe I can do like one section? Or try to do some.. ~.~
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i fell for the suporn meme
JUST SENT THE DEPOSIT TODAY AAAAAA
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I really wish I could start transitioning already.
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>>8083883
Do ya homework, you'll sleep better and have tomorrow more free.
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>>8083911
>tfw cant afford to fall for the suporn meme
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>>8083896
I was always good at makeup for some reason.
>>8083911
I'm happy for you.
>>8083912
How old are you?
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>>8083911
congratulations
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>>8083911
Rip weiner
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>>8083878
Boy me was a fag tbqh, don't know if he'd wanna plow girl me
>>8083889
Look for a job, prolly out in California
I've networked a bit with some defense contractors and satellite companies, I'm hoping I can work for one of them
If not I'll find some startup desperately needing a programmer or something
>>8083896
My first leg is Atlanta to Shreveport, I'm really hoping I can manage a couple free days ;~;
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>>8083910
hmmmm, how many sections do you need to do?
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>>8083912
why can't you
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>>8083890
there's a garnier one but it has sulfates

can you recommend a good anti-frizz shampoo :)
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>>8083912
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>>8083911
>tfw keeping my dick
>tfw to intelligent to fall for Jewish schemes
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>>8083911
Congrats!
>>8083914
Yeah this is true~
>>8083920
5 and a half >>'
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>>8083903
but if i go in and get in styled they'll style it like a guy
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>>8083865
I was trying to write a funny post but then I got sad when I thought about sex
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>>8083905
every 3 days i shampoo and condition and deep condition
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>>8083919
>I'll find some startup desperately needing a programmer or something
Yeah that's me. Stay in touch.
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>>8083925
do half of that!
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>>8083927
tell them to style it like a girl....

>>8083924
can you just stop already
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I guess I am going to go do some homework, I will be back later~
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>>8083919
if you do, im like 2 hours from there and we can platonic cuddle n stuff :3
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>>8083927
they probably all watch kardashians

tell them you're a girl and to make you pretty, that's what they do. tip well if they succeed
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>>8083932
hmmm

maybe suicide?
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>>8083836
Hi David
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>>8083938
no
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>>8083938
what did she mean by this?
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>>8083933
try using conditioner daily and see what happens
maybe itll be better, maybe worse but you'll be trying something to eliminate frizz!

kinda fun imo, its like you're in a lab testing stuff and experimenting what works best for you
being trans may not be fun, but it is an adventure
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>>8083885
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>>8083946
You're so sad

Lol when you said the only reason you come here is cuz you don't have the balls to kill yourself you sad little worthless inconciquencial little shit

Kill yourself bitch

Do it

Fucking kill yourself stop living you little bitch
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>>8083952
whats ur frickin problem I tell you how to solve your hair problem and you just refuse to listen
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>>8083905
About once a week with shampoo and conditioner everyday but I have very thick hair.
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>>8083960
did you make that strawpoll
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>>8083896
I don't wear makeup because I can pass without it

>>8083924
No one cares that you like to keep your dick and top your bf
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>>8083960
inconciquencial
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>>8083954
i dunno i think it's a little weird to publicly suggest physical intimacy with someone you haven't met yet, it's a little beyond the usual erp
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>>8083946
Edgy bro
>>8083960
Hi Beanboy
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>>8083971
He's right you know
All you do is come here and attack people who don't care for you
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>>8083935
I'll keep in touch, I've got decent project and work experience so I'm hopeful for my chances
>>8083943
Okay ^^
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>>8083963
maybe I'll try that and see if I like it
7 days seems a bit long but I've always been told I have thick hair too
I don't think human hair was evolved to be washed with shampoo on a literal daily basis
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>>8083977
you saying you understood what he said?

you read it too??
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>>8083960
Im going to put you in jail for second degree murder unless you apologize. No telling peopke to kys in this general. We are a general of peace.

>>8083967
she obv did lmao
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>>8083924
Gross :X
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>>8083961
I DONT LOOK LIKE A GIRL
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good night thread
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>>8083987
so?
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>>8083955
i tried that for a lil

didn't work :(
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>>8083980
>tfw no hair
>>8083987
Have you tried makeup?
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>>8083988
nini
good luck friend
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>>8083990
SO IM NOT GONNA ASK FOR A GIRL CUT WITH FRIZZY MAN HAIR AND FULL BEARD SHADOW
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>>8083968
it's p fun to wear occasionally

>top your bf
???

>>8083972
ambi is one of the only girls here id meet at all and idk cuddling isn't really intimate to me

>>8083978
soon™

>>8083986
diff strokes for diff folks
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>>8083988
nini gl
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>>8083999
Nim you should look into laser hair removal or electrolysis, it seems to be really bothering you
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>>8083987
Ask for something androgynous?
Starts people looking at you in a more feminine way without just stating it.
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>>8083971
Everyone come vote in this straw poll so drake(bitch) can see how much he's ACTUALLY disliked in numbers lol let's make him cry

http://www.strawpoll.me/12721223
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>>8083999
why not? just go to a salon in the gay part of town
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>>8083995
>>tfw no hair
ya you can just wear wigs and its all cool
wigs are like super-hair desu
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>>8083980
Sounds like a good plan :)
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>>8084003
she's getting laser tomorrow?

and let's not discourage her from focusing on shit she can actually deal with
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>>8084005
>voting in your own poll
sad!
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>>8084003
im going for a consult tomorrow!!
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>>8083999
i mean it isn't going to make you look like a freak having a feminine haircut ya know and it'll push your appearance to the more androgynous zone
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>>8084000
If you let your be suck your dick, I'm sure you're plowing his ass too.
Question: Does he moan, scream or a mix of both?
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>>8083987
Change it then :)!
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>>8084005
is this bombshell more or less embarrassing than when you were fucked by an old man
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>>8084007
i don't know what the gay part of clearwater is!!
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>>8084005
You need to stop threatenin to rape people and you're just ruining the thread attacking drake.
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>>8083916

17

>>8083921

Because my mother is doing the transitioning equivalent of cockblocking
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>>8084028
That's nice Drake
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>>8084008
True. I have three. Why are wigs so uncool among white people though?
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>>8083988
Night!
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>>8084020
then you would be pretty wrong in that assumption, neither of us want that
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>>8084032
3 seconds apart???

????
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>>8084015
>>8084018
Oh I didn't hear! Good luck Nim I hope it goes well!
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>>8083967
Yea I'm anonposting now but I like putting on my trip when I address or even mention drakebitch just as like.

Idk it makes me feel reeeeaaallly good to put him down and call him a bitch like it makes me happy on the inside

Especially when no one was replying yo him for an entire thread and then when a new thread started he was all like

";;;_______;;;;; ima kms wahhhhh :''''("

"The only reason I don't is cuz I'm so sad :''''''(((("

Like shut the fuck up bitch literally no one cares LMFAO just do it do it tonight!
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>>8084032
Hi beanboy!

Are you going to threaten to rape some trannies again?
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>>8083869
lol no i'm flattered you would even ask

i'm fulltime male right now pretty much i'm only in girlmode very rarely i mostly just wear a bra and hoodies
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>>8084039
>implying there will be logic when people attack you
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>>8084040
i hope so too
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>>8084032
>>8084028
no really y'all come here for attention to the detriment of actual mtf people

and then you give it to each other

it's unpleasant
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>>8084048
yeah i guess i havent seen something like that in a really long time
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>>8084037
Korra, tell me the truth.
Do you like to cum in his mouth as he blows you?
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K done I'll leave now drake you should to oh wait you won't :''''''(

Cuz picking on girls is fun :'''''''(
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>tfw reading shampoo reviews
>"it got rid of my frizziness! great for humid climates!"
>"it made my hair frizzy, would not recommend"
AHHHHHHHH
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>>8084062
byebye
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>>8084042
Why you blank me?
>>8084047
Yeah you looked great in your pic, I assumed you were. How the hell do you boymode with those tits?
Same, I have my head shaved bald and wear ultra baggy hoodies whenever I go outside. I look like some gangbanger, it's really depressing
>>8084063
I chuckled.
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>>8084063
Ouch.
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>>8084062
>girls

Kekekekekek
You're a white knight and you need to leave lmao

>>8084054
I agree itd be ok if they helped us tgirls out with some tokens every once in a while for our plight.
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>>8084063
Yep cosmetics are hard to buy if you go from the 1 star reviews. They make everything look bad no matter how many 4 or 5 star reviews there are
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>>8084070
I want to get a tracheal shave and maybe a chin shave or something

probably just tracheal shave and makeup
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>>8084061
its really really difficult for me to cum so ive never done that from just oral stimulation
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>>8084070
>Yeah you looked great in your pic
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>>8084080
>I don't like girls that don't make my tiny dick hard

Sorry drake :(
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>>8084082
this pic for reference
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>>8084082
based...
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>>8084077
I want a brow shave and jaw reduction.
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>>8084082
>girls

im gonna need an explanation here
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>>8084078
But you let him touch that thing.
It's disgusting tbqh.
It just makes your be gay.
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>>8084074
Ain't nobody need no tokens >:( What's wrong with hard earned money?
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>>8084082
Drake BTFO
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>>8084027
this travel site says grand central district of st petersburg idk

http://www.visitstpeteclearwater.com/things-to-do/lgbt
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>>8084090
Oh shit lmao
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>>8084091
not every tranny has genital dysphoria and i beg to differ, he doesn't consider himself gay nor do I since he isn't attracted to men

people don't need to adhere to really rigid behavior ya know, everyone is different
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>>8084090
How often have you fapped to quids pic?
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>>8084082
drake likes guys tho
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>>8084097
oh yeah st pete is p gay
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>>8084090
Ba ba ba bird bird bird bird is the word
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>>8084100
Doesn't matter if he isn't attracted to men.
HE LOVES SUCKING ON
MALE GENITALS
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>>8084103
i really wish you had a different rebuttal

i need more enemy variety

>>8084104
definitely not exclusively
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>>8084109
based...
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>>8084100
honestly I agree with you but you talk about it like everyday it gets tiresome

also calling srs a jewish trick is really stupid just like you said some girls have genital dysphoria some don't
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>>8084098
>>8084103
that's when i was having an anxiety attack and trying to cope and wanting to post that on mtfg but not wanting to be a massive attention seeker so instead i took the worst picture possible and sent it to chara to see how long it would take to leak lmaoo

that was shortly before my psych ward stay
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>>8084109
trans girls have a penis. i dont get your logic are you saying trannies are men because they have sex? or are men gay for having sex with trannies?

seems contradictory to me
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>>8084109
Chasers are gay, more at 11.
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>>8084122
>Anxiety attack so I took a picture
lol
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>>8084123
Men are gay for having sex with trans women until they have srs. Simple as that
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>>8083834
They didn't prescribe me an AA and they only told me they didn't "want to overload the medication". :-(

>>8083856
The prescription has three refills. Should I just fill it all at once?
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>>8084119
calling it a jew scheme is just me memeing, if someone wants srs im happy for them

>>8084131
i disagree but ur entitled to ur point of view
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>>8084122
That doesn't sound very nice to leak pics of people! :(
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My boyfriend doesn't touch my pp, does that mean our sex is straight.
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Just a reminder that the reason why trannies hate men sucking on their big fat hairy hypertrophied tranny cock is because they are homophobic and are born failed straight men.
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>>8084129
it was after i was recovering but was also sitting in a closet because i had felt it was a good idea at the time and hadnt gotten around to getting out of said closet yet

like i've said before i mostly only take selfies when i look weird or have some weird facial expression because otherwise there's no point
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I wonder if between the time I get pretty skin and boobs I could cosplay a flatchested character. I really want to do Lillie, and she'd be an easy one to sew.

Wig'd be hard, though.
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So when will fucking animals be the new civil rights issue?
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>>8084129
its not like anything she's said in the last year has made any sense anyway
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>>8083713
Cool.

I never said I was above being a petty bitch, I try not to be, but you know.

Anyway that's settled, I guess.
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>>8084137
You disagree because you don't want to accept the nature of the reality.
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>>8084142
Yeah, convenient you always have a story about how hideous your photos are.
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>>8084140
it would be str8 even if he did. u don't need to fulfill some weird criteria to be a valid tranny...
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>>8084139
yeah i don't really care tho so it's ok, it distracts them from tormenting other people
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>>8084147
Trannies having sex is basically a beastiality epudemic.
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>>8084147
when i have to bring out the rope and hang those tumblr normies myself
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>>8084148
>>8084151
Can you chasers just stop?
You're using stale pasta here
>>
>tfw sales for flights to Europe half off
HYPE

i got 24 hours to buy the tickets, where should i go!?!?

london
paris
amsterdam
rome
venice
milan
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>>8084153
It would be kind of gay if he sucked my pp idk. I watch a lot of gay porn.
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Some ugly ass kid said I look hot on my sc story
I feel incredibly offended
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>>8084161
amsterdam
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>>8084135
eh desu you'll want to swap to pills or injections imo and should probably just fill the one month, you can grab a refill if you can't get to a better doc by then

no point in not just starting the e now, but i can't think of any real reason you'd want to stay on them
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>tfw never been to the LGBT part of my home town when I wasn't repressed
wew I feel like I'll probably be there a lot
>>8084140
As long as the balls don't touch :p
>>8084161
Amsterdam is hecking rad, I loved it.
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>>8084150
i mean call it w/e you want, but imo you're calling trannies men if you consider it gay sex to sleep with men
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>>8084161
london ofc
we can do each other's makeup
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>>8084161
no wait go to antwerp
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>>8084163
ugly people should be taken out bakc and shot
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Can you self-med injections?
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>>8084163
unkind

>>8084160
just because you dont like the content doesnt make it stale
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>>8084161
L O N D O N
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>>8084171
wtf is that
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>>8084168
Where is your home town? Atlanta?
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>>8084175
Awww a hedgehog :D
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>>8084178
DONT MAKE ME-__-
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>>8084174
yeah, but you need to be careful and do your research. idk if any of the online pharmacies have any injections in stock atm they sell out pretty quick
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>>8084184
wtf is in belgium
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>>8084169
Until you get srs, you are a MAN and should be treated as one.
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>>8084161
berlin tbqdesu
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>>8084187
Allah.
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Well I tried my best today to get a job, I went everywhere, talked to more cheery employment people who never send me a lead, still have about 7 weeks until I'm homeless with nowhere to go and a gun to help fix my problem.
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>>8084181
my folks were gonna get me one but i never got it

feels bad man
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>>8084185
i just ordered some from inhouse last week

>>8084187
-____________-
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>>8084175
It's stale because that's the only insult you have. You post the person (who has made you mad) photos and say the same gibberish over and over again.
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>>8084175
Since when were you kind?
I'd be fine if you said I looked hot
Ur a qt <3

>>8084173
This
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>>8084196
Backpage.
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>>8084180
San Diego
Hillcrest is the really gay part of town there and everyone tells me it's pretty cool
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>>8084201
Grow up buddy
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>>8084185
QHI is my only option because Canada, so I guess not. I'm going to a psychiatrist next month, so maybe I can get prescriptions for injections.

I'm 6 months, almost 7, in. I'm worried if I don't switch to injections I'll be hurting my progress.
>>
>>8084203
san diego is such an awful city

i cant believe there were so many muslims in santene

even the hospitals didnt even have white people in them
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>>8084203
That's really fucking weird. My other favourite trip, Juniper is also from San Diego.
>>
Tfw femboi
unsee cc/mopuniba/
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>>8084201
Hahha you're the doing "im trying to manipulate drake for lulz" meme based...


Havent seen that in a while.

Lotta of edgy anons here lately i wish this place had quality posters like lauren again lewaffledog and hugbox8ng truly great stuff. Really pushed the boundaries of tranny posting xD
>>
>>8084210
nah ur fine even if you never use injections, it equals out to about the same thing as pills in the long run
>>
>>8084212
Whoa nice racism pal.
I bet you hate every race except caucasian
>>
>>8084148
it's sad when i have to take sides with chara but quid is insane
>>
>>8084220
Aren't they more potent?
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>>8084216
Do you like black girls beep?
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>>8084198
ANNE WHAT
>>
>>8084199
if you actually think im angry over internet text youre probably suffering from the same autism quid has
or are her in general

>>8084221
i just like people who act civilized and not raging monkeys

like asians
theyre just fine
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>>8084198
also should i order some injections
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>>8084202
ID sooner use the gun sorry
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>>8084222
They both are. There's no sides.
Only redeeming factor about Chara is she left.
>>
>>8084214
Yeah I've seen her say that before
Maybe I can work my way up to the PNW like her lel.
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I don't frequent this board but can I get some assistance from you folks.

My mtf trans friend came onto to me super hard a few nights ago and basically begged me to have sex with him then wouldn't let it go when I said I wasn't interested. Apparently the fact that I've fapped to trap stuff before means that I should be up for actual, real physical sex with a trans person. Also, anal is only hot in 2d form. Real anal is fucking disgusting. We haven't spoken much since aside from him being a passive aggressive overly emotional bitch baby in steam chat.

Should I bother trying to salvage this relationship or should I move on? I have no real problem with trans people, but I prefer my women to look like women and for my traps to actually be a trap.

I almost feel like I should now avoid trans people in general now even though that sounds like an asshole thing to do. I just want to play vidya and shoot the shit (We both frequent /v/). I have no interest in being a tool that you can use so that you can feel like a woman.
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>>8084227
>implying all white people are civilized
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>>8084234
chara does not seem that bad honestly
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>>8084161
get a haircute while you're there
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>>8084216
yikes
at least shakira wants you..

>>8084222
yeah no kidding
i feel the same way honestly

>>8084201
I am kind!!
only when I want to be though

and my motives are good im sure <3
>>
>>8084245
where
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>>8084231
ya maybe
you also gotta get needles and syringes and alcohol pads and bandages and all
and you gotta be able to inject urself or have someone who does it for you. MAI WAIF does mine. i fudged up doing it one time and it makes me spaz out if i try to do it on my own.

also i passed out one time during an injection that was silly and dumb
>>
Drake looks like maxmoefoe if he had Down syndrome
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>>8084216
You look pretty nice actually, I could see you breaking out of your femboi status if you really wanted to
>>
>>8084239
Stfu were talking politics here
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>>8084227
>I hate Muslims
>All Asians are fine
Where is Saudi Arabia Drake?
>>8084233
Ok well godspeed.
>>8084235
Yeah apparently Seattle is tranny heaven lol.
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>>8084241
i never implied that
just that theyre massively disproportionate from each other
>>
Why is the pedophile trying to talk to me
>>8084225
Y not
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>>8084224
at first, but you take them once a week and by the time you're ready for your next injection your e levels are rock bottom.

pills are more consistent

>>8084244
she's hands down the worst poster to ever come here and that's saying a lot
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>>8084248
idk find the gayest looking place and try there
>>
>not putting "/mtfg/" in the subject line
I barely even found this thread, desu.
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>>8084251
well they are both trannies so
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>>8084254
oh how could i forget

saudi arabians are asian

yep MY BAD im dumb

let me translate this back into your language shakira

ook ook ooga booga
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>>8084254
don't give him attn
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>>8084218
???

I honestly think drake is pretty good looking

He's like an 8.5/10 and he's white
To bad he's "taken" :'c
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>>8084256
head pat qt beep beep
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>>8084239
Just tell her you aren't interested.
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>>8084250
ya you gotta get safety needles so you don't inject yourself with glass and die

how do i inject it in my butt by myself anne
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>>8084256
Great because I like you. Maybe I'll stop by if I ever visit murikka.
>>8084262
Is this autism?
>>8084265
Yeah you're right
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>>8084258
what are some signs that a place is gay
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>>8084267
>Drake
>good looking

I recommend you see an optometrist asap
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>>8084273
idk when i tried it myself i always did the thigh

never tried injecting into my own boohiney
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>>8084275
Gay flags?
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>>8084275
lots of guys trying to outmasc each other
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>>8084135
sorry for super late reply, AA>E in early stages of transitioning
idek what to say about your endo, maybe bring in a bunch of trans medical stuff to show them because E alone is not a route I've really ever seen
>>
>>8084274
i can see my nigerian is rusty

>>8084267
i dont really want a relationship
and i think if i did here it'd have to be moap
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>>8084283
Isn't that the bear community?
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>>8084277
>>8084262
Drake respond to this

Post your picture again
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>>8084287
fags all want to be masculine straight-acting douchebros

femme gets no attention
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>>8084279
im gonna inject my butt okay
>>
>>8084290
i post it everyday because you have the exact same autism trip

what if i deny you this time
does it ruin your orgasm
>>
>>8084285
>dating moap
Lmao
Moap looks like garth
>>
Just a reminder that the reason why trannies hate men sucking on their big fat hairy hypertrophied tranny cock is because they are homophobic and are born failed straight men..
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>>8084298
Here's your (You)
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>>8084297
rude
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>>8084298
Thanks for stating your opinion :)
>>
>>8084295
hookay dokay be safe
>>
>>8084303
Do you have a Wayne's world fetish?
>>
>>8084298
What..? This doesn't even remotely make sense. Also my tinkler isn't fat or hairy. Heck it won't even *exist* for much longer.
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lf gf
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>>8084306
RUDE

jeez anon
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>cis guy
>absolutely no reason to be posting on /mtfg/
>most likely autistic
Hmmm
>>
>>8084293
even gay hairdressers? because we were talking about how to figure out if a salon is gay
>>
>>8084273
>so you don't inject yourself with glass and die
t-that would be a shame
where can I get one of these "unsafe" needles
>>
>>8084311
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue0UpQBmA5s
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>>8084305
do it for me tho
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>>8084317
i can get you one
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>>8084311
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>>8084296
I love it when you bully me
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>>8084317
they're just regular needles

>>8084320
ur all the way in florida nim
plus u havent even ordered any yet
and no i will not let u use mine, im on my last ampule
>>
>>8084313
i get where you're coming from but i think she looks a lot cuter than that
>>
>>8084331
oh meant for
>>8084318

anyway carol whens ur next teenage suicide phase
i want to run it home this time
>>
>>8084284
It used to be standard in the 80s because no antiandrogens and even now if you're low T, E alone is prescribed because it's all you need. However most people will need an AA so it's just a cas of doctors being needlessly cautious
>>8084285
You're being a literal redneck now posting dumb uneducated shit interspersed with racist rants. There is no such thing as Nigerian, it's Hausa, Ibo, Yoruba to name a few and the main official language is English anyway.
>>
reminder drake is here for pictures of minors
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>>8084323
okay put it into my heart
make sure you fill it with poison first
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>>8084324
LMAO
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>>8084335
>you dont know nigerias language!?!
>r-redneck!
kek

>>8084326
but mom im not a bully

>>8084336
so only getting a compliment from shakira really drove it in huh
what a mess youve become
>>
is why angry pedoposter trying to troll?
>>
>>8084335
yeah exactly, usual trans/female is like 20-5 ng/mL right?
and normal male is 200-900 depending on age?
>>
>>8084327
we can split it
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>>8084338
but that'll kill you
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>>8084341
Why would you date moap when you could date me drake?
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>>8084341
You're getting your ass handed to you intellectually by someone you're calling a "dumb nigger" that's pretty funny actually
>>
>>8084350
Quite so
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>>8084348
NO
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>>8084358
anne don't yell at me pls
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>>8084353
uh oh
anon said i lost an intellectual debate on an anime image boards

oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>8084351
i mean realistically why would i date either of you

dont be mad
>>
>>8084350
no it wont trust me just do it pls
>>
>>8084347
I have no idea. But if your natural T is in normal male ranges then giving you E only is waste of time unless they are giving you liver destroying amounts of E like they did in the 80s.
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>>8084369
why do you want it
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>>8084365
Fuck you
>>
reminder ur retarded if u reply to pedoposter
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>>8084379
am i cool kid if i reply to you
>>
>>8084379
im a retart
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>>8084377
Im really sorry ;_;
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>>8084347
Yeah something like that
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>>8084347
Females
---------------------
Follicular: 26.7-156.0
Ovulation: 48.1-314.0
Luteal: 33.1-298.0
Post Menopausal: <49.9
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I finished my hw section for the night! What's going on----
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>>8084374
just peeing E into an ocean of T
if T isn't killed E won't do much, reading anything remotely about endocrinology will tell you this
>>
>>8084392
i might be going to europe :o
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>>8084388
Can't tell if you mean E or T
>>
>>8084388
interesting desu
so many trannies post results sub-20 T, if not lower
>>
>>8084347
>yeah exactly, usual trans/female is like 20-5 ng/mL right?
Actually 20-60ng/dL is normal for an adult woman. Tranny's should aim for something in the lower half of that range. Note, with full shutdown of the testicles, you will still have T production by the adrenal glands.
>>
>>8084395
Really?! How fun! Just be careful because there's a lot of unrest over there right now~
>>
>>8084393
i wonder what an ocean of testosterone would look like
>>
>>8084393
That's what the SRS is for.
>>
>>8084398
E
>>
>>8084401
y-yeah

but i found a good deal and i wanna get out of out the house x-x
>>
>>8084381
we know
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>>8084406
everytime sass posts its a glimpse
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>>8084420
>>
>tfw 20 hour layover in dallas
rip
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>>8084409
>want a vagina
>scared if vagina isn't perfect will an hero
idk :(
>>
>>8084395
That sounds like a lot of fun. Are you sightseeing?
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>>8084417
Make sure you do plenty of research and stay somewhere safe!
Also that FaceApp thing is such a bust :c
>>
>>8084423
if you're 21 at the time just start drinking my friend
>>
>>8084375
just a test
>>
>>8084399
That's because they have fully shut off testicle production of T, and only the adrenals glands and some cell types are producing T.
>>
>>8084423
wtf lol thats the opposite direction from europe
>>
>>8084423
wew and I thought my 7 hour layover one time was bad
I hope you're 21
>>
>>8084417
so why not go see eva then even

seems scripted
>>
>>8084379
Fuck you too
I just want someone to love me
>>
I don't even feel like I'm a massive faggot but this made me cry with happiness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU&list=PLDcnymzs18LWrKzHmzrGH1JzLBqrHi3xQ&index=9

this song is wonderful for trans people
it should be our anthem
>>
>>8084379
without cnt, drake brings a balance needed to this hugbox
>>
>>8084425
yeah i just wanna get the hell out of the house

im going stir crazy

might meet some trips too idk

>>8084427
yeah im really bad at planning where to go during trips lol

there's so much in europe, idk where to start

also yeah faceapp sucks p bad

my face is so big that it doesn't know what to do with it
>>
>>8084440
just get a random guy off grindr/craigslist you prob have a better chance of meeting a good guy there than with drake
>>
>>8084438
if i can get a layover in NYC it might happen
>>
I'm falling
>>
>>8084443
I unironically agree with this
no sense in getting too high on your own supply when the results don't match reality
>>
>>8084423
Might as well go get a hotel room and sleep. I don't think I could stand 20 hours in an airport.
>>
>>8084435
ikr

>>8084437
ill be less than a month away from 21 lmao
>>
>>8084442
fuck you I hate frozenfags
>>
>>8084453
wew rip
no fun then
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>thinking about how when I'm dead I can be with the people I love
>if I couldn't make them happy while I was alive maybe at least I can watch them be happy or something as some spirit idk
>crying like a baby while driving
>suicidal idealations are white hot and seem beautiful and peaceful
Good thing it's dark as hell and raining here.
>>
>>8084454
literally never seen the MOVIE
but this song made me feel things
>>
>>8084445
Hmm well I'd stay away from France, a lot of bad stuff happening there. My recommendation is to go to Ireland or England! I loved both of them! And for me the face thing just all look the same except for the old person one.
>>
>>8084454
do real girls normally unironically watch kids movies?
>>
>>8084450
Throws a pile of mattresses under you.
>>
>>8084469
talk to some real girls and find out senpai
>>
>>8084442

I had just moved out to college and started figuring out I was trans when this movie came out and this song really fucked me up
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>>8084467
hi ash!
>>
>>8084469
yes
>>
>>8084453
Why is it important to be 21? o_o
>>
>>8084475
Hello Charlotte! How goes it? ^^
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>>8084467
oh i wonder why the girl filter wouldn't do anything to you lol

ive already been to england! i have family there! im even a british citizen!

i wanna see europe :)
>>
>>8084467
I want to museum hop in France. I've been there so many times, but I never got to see the sights.
>>
>>8084474
its literal transgender gold
hardcore christians have told me to watch the movie, and then I see this and I take a bit of a pause...

truly it does describe a transgender experience whether or not it was meant to
>>
>>8084478
legal drinking age in the US
>>
>>8084469
All the time :X
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>>8084479
goin pretty good! I think I'm sick though :/

how'd your exam go?
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>>8084440
raise ur standards dummy
>>8084443
ur dum
>>8084450
*catch u*
>>
>>8084486
you better hurry up before the mussies burn them all down

>>8084477
>>8084489

i wasnt sure if it was a real thing or just a thing the 5 year old roleplaying trannies do
>>
>>8084496
>or just a thing the 5 year old roleplaying trannies do
why was it turning you on?
>>
>>8084487
What's wrong with being hardcore christian :>
>>
>>8084485
It actually thinned out my eyebrows and took away my widows peak. Idk it's just a weird app.
And I would recommend Germany then because I'm serious France is not safe right now. Dx
>>8084486
I went 12 years ago but it was much different and nice here, I heard it's more run down now because of all the things that have happened.
>>8084492
Oh no! What kind of sickness? And yeah it was pretty good, two hours long but I think I did OK!
>>
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hi what should i dye my hair next
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>>8084496
>the concept of girls going to the movies must turn you on
>>
Sorry everyone I keep going from dead inside to suicidal anguish every day and I don't know how to deal with it or control it.
>>
>>8084506
Blue!
>>
>>8084506
Dark purple is apparently the color right now
>>
>>8084506
Auburn!
>>
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>>8084504
germany is literally just as bad though
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>>8084508
<3
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this thread is awful in ways that even the people who acknowledge its awfulness are completely oblivious to
it's like hitting levels of awful that shouldn't even be possible
you should feel bad
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>>8084506
be a rebel and dye it brown
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>>8084516
luckily im not rapeable
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>>8084502
inherently, nothing
I didn't necessarily mean it to be an insult
my family believes in a 6000 year old earth and that god hates gays
I respect the christian faith and I am culturally appreciative

...but when someone denies you exist/says you're going to hell for being a "gay man" you gotta draw the line somewhere, no?
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>>8084504
im looking at flights to amsterdam

that looks to be the cheapest!
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>>8084504
I have no idea. I feel really tired and shitty all the time, and my stomach is like blegh

I'm glad it went well!
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>>8084516
Northern Germany isn't so bad, I have cousins in Oldenburg but they aren't near the big city.
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>>8084522
genuinely probably a good thing if youre going to germany

those people fuck goats though so who knows
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>>8084515
this desu
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>>8084508
It's OK. It's understandable ^^ I hope you feel better though.
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>>8084520
Can't be perfectly awful until I've posted, can it?
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>>8084528
too bad nobody wants to fuck you
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>>8084504
>And I would recommend Germany then because I'm serious France is not safe right now. Dx
why are you so racist and islamophobic Ash?
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>>8084525
Oh gosh I went there when I was 14 with my mom, I remember having to lug her over my shoulder back to the crew ship because she was so baked out of her mind lmao. It's definitely an experience!
>>8084526
Sounds like maybe indegestiom or IBS? I get it sometimes! That is such a cute picture!
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>>8084527
yah true
i wouldnt wanna live in a country where i live in fear of visiting the big city because its overrun tho

but im sure its beautiful to visit
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>>8084520
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>>8084532
your personality is completely irredeemable, but not uniquely
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>>8084542
yeah I wouldnt want to visit London
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>>8084537
Nice b8 I r8 8/8
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>>8084541
oh gosh

yeah id probably indulge a little lol..
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>>8084546
Whatever. You're just too square to appreciate awesome.
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>>8084551
They have amazing desserts! And their breakfast are really good too, especially the pastries!
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>>8084504
berlin berlin berlin

go to berlin

take me with you
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>>8084541
yeah, I think the symptoms for IBS match up...
I've been having really bad cramps in my sides and back

I'm glad you like it!
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>>8084550
islam is the religion of peace!
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>>8084554
That's a pretty picture.
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>>8084549
dont they have a paki mayor?

that must be awful
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>>8084562
I get it when I drink hard alcohol, refined carbs like crackers or chips, and dairy. ;w; basically all the fun stuff!
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>>8084559
oh gosh trying new stuff makes me nervous >> <<
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>>8084554
the weirdest thing about this community is that it is exclusively the ugly ones who think they look good
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>>8084520
newfags gonna newfag
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>>8084574
Well it's just food, it's not like you're going zip lining or jumping off a cliff! They have really good chocolates there too~
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>>8084574
Take a deep breath and do your best :D
>>
weren't the riots in france because police raped an immigrant with a baton? I don't think france is really any less safe than other euro countries right now as long as you're white
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>>8084521
i wouldn't be opposed to a lighter brown than my natural hair
>>8084515
ooo i could see that being pretty cute
>>8084513
yeah i saw someone with a really dark purple and it was nice, but i'll probably try for lighter colors
>>8084511
blue hair is pretty enticing but i'm afraid it'll look too silly >_<
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>>8084573
>refined carbs
fuck, that's probably it lol
I've been eating a lot more crackers and chips than usual lately ;_;
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck my life
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>>8084569
yeah a Paki mayor who said
>any major city is just going to have to learn to live with these attacks
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>>8084554
the worst part is you have absolutely no self awareness about how awful you are and nothing anyone says will get it through to you

>>8084579
I've been here since the first thread, not that it matters, and not that you're going to believe that anyway
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>>8084583
I'll take base jumping over German "food" any day.
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>>8084578
>you're ugly because you don't make my dick hard enough
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>>8084591
Aww :(
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>>8084595
i can believe you
ive been here from the beginning, although i was anon the first several months
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>>8084595
You're just jealous of my teflon coating.
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>>8084594
jesus christ

i cant believe how far the EU has fallen
cuckold politics like genuinely astounds me

how can you be so submissive and nonchalant to your country falling apart as a human being
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don't forget
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>>8084583
ill try some

there's some trips around there that might be able to encourage me too..
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is this /mtfg/ or /pol/
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>>8084598
he's right, you know
>>
i am dying help my throat hurts
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>>8084611
What did you do? o_o
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>>8084610
Ok Drake
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>>8084608
tards keep giving dp (you)s
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>>8084602
what's newfag about observing how awful this thread is?
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>>8084611
rip in piece beep
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>>8084618
even within the autolimit its crazy to see how you guys still spam that every anon is me

>>8084611
probably stop deepthroating old men for money
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>>8084608
Why not both?
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>>8084605
Don't worry
America is going to be the same way soon
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>>8084618
>everyone who agrees with someone I don't like is that person posting as anon
when will these meme die?
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>>8084591
Yeah I've never done any unnatural colors myself because I'm naturally blonde and my hair is fine and short.
>>8084593
>_< whenever I eat cheeze-its I will feel like complete crap the next day, it sucks having a sensitive digestive system!
>>8084596
Well I mean for her I think she should stay comfortable since she will be far from home.
>>8084607
You should take a journal and document your trip!
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>giving drakeposter (You)s
is this newfag night or something
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helloh mtfg. sup?
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>>8084628
maybe not my dood

trump won ya kno
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>>8084617
i got sick :(
>>8084621
:( remember to have fun at my FUNeral
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>>8084631
oh ive never thought of that!

yeah maybe! good idea ^^
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>>8084593
>>8084573
I need to keep my foods as unprocessed as possible. Flours need to be whole grain.
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>>8084634
im the cool one, right
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>>8084634
Good evening Edie-Senpai!
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>>8084634
0445, can't sleep, so funposting a bit.
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>>8084620
i was agreeing with you.
I was saying that it is a very newfag quality to be oblivious and unaware of:
-how bad the threads are now
-how they are contributing to making it bad

>>8084611
k bye ):
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>>8084634
hihi :)
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>>8084605
as usual, its Germany's fault
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2HHgY59lGI
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>>8084634
AAAH
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>>8084638
My mom and I did that when we went on a cruise to Europe together, it's so funny to look back at the pictures and all the notes!
>>8084640
Yeah I started using that Dave's bread stuff for my sandwiches
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>>8084604
tfw reactive armor.
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>>8084648
oh this happens to be my favorite webm infact

i cant believe losing wars ruins the people that much

>>8084634
moshimosh
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>>8084631
ughhhh
I don't think my digestive system is that sensitive, but I think I'm going to have to eat healthier than pizza, chips and cereal moving forward.

>>8084634
not too much. Feel like crap ;_;
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>>8084657
Yeah I am cutting back on my carbs, ;.; less pizza too~
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im here now ama
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>>8084660
>less pizza too~
D:
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>>8084645
Are bad dreams keeping you up?
I had a pretty bad one at wake up that I'm glad I can't remember.
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>>8084662
opinion on abortion?
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>>8084662
are you packaging your ampule to send to me
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>>8084665
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>>8084662
can u give me three fifty
>>8084670
dt
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>>8084652
i wish my mom was fun

she wants to go with me but id rather go by myself
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>>8084636
Trump is a cuck for Muslims
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>>8084671
rip ash
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>>8084657
nuuuuuuu pizza ;_;

it really sucks - I have a fast metabolism, so carbs are the best way to maintain my weight.
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>>8084646
I don't think the oldfags are any better
it was dollface and the trip clique that started this
the new trips only followed the old trips' example
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>>8084666
Yeah, they wake me up several times per night lately. So much I don't remember what time of day it is without looking at a clock.
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>>8084642

wait what

>>8084645

o that sounds nicee

>>8084644
>>8084647
>>8084655

hellohhh helllohhhhh

>>8084649

aHHHH

>>8084657

why you feel like crap bb?
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>>8084662
hello
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>>8084671
>>8084665
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>>8084682
im the cool one in the thread right
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>>8084670
no tomorrow is shot day YOU WILL NOT RUIN SHOT DAY FOR US IT IS A VERY SPECIAL RITUAL

>>8084672
i didn kno u were the got dang loch ness monstah

>>8084684
hi bby
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>>8084668
You definitely should have been aborted, that's for sure.
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>>8084690
but you'll make me cry
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>>8084675
hmmm yes hmm
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>>8084678
>>8084685
I wish I had a faster metabolism..
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>>8084689
not while i'm here bucko
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>>8084668
>opinion on abortion?
Kinda wish I was aborted desu
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>>8084668
Abortion is a good thing
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>>8084698
ate this baby all by myself a few days ago :3
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>>8084682
apparently it's IBS. Not entirely sure though.

Rob has been totally fucking up my sleep cycle though

>>8084698
it's not that great, trust me. It's so expensive ;_;
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>>8084699
I know where you live
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>>8084673
I wish my mom could still travel, she's retired and disabled now so she has a lot of days that she can't get out of bed. :c
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>>8084708
>bullying your imouto
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>>8084712
aww that's too bad

she seems like a really nice person!
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>>8084704
i kinda think that but its a very varied topic

should definitely be left up to the states
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>>8084709
>>8084708
If I had a faster metabolism though I wouldn't have to work out so hard Dx
And ugh that looks amazing~
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>>8084698
A-ash....y-y-you, a good girl, would really desire something as unholy and vile as a pizza?
e-even doing easter season?
Jesus didn't die for our sins for you to ingest something that slowly kills you from the inside out ;----;
>>8084712
): im sorry to hear that
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>>8084713
i-im her imouto tho

she can always have a slice ^^
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>>8084681
I really think you need a bunch of EMDR on your triggers.
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>>8084716
No it shouldn't because the south is retarded when it comes to such an issue.
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>>8084690
What is shot day?
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>>8084718
eat a slice

no one will know :3
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>>8084719
>No anchovies
That's not a pizza, you know.
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>>8084689

everyone is equally cool

>>8084709

o i'm sorry to hear that :c wait who dat lol
>>
>>8084729
but no
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>>8084698
Me too :(
>>
i have a pin on my backpack that says 'abortion is freedom'

>>8084695
pull urself up by ur bootstraps

>>8084726
the day i do my estrogen shot
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>>8084733
pull me up for me okay
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>>8084719
>>8084715
She has fibromyalgia so she thrives in the summer when it's warm but in the winter it acts up and she'll be in a lot of pain and very tired. >w<
But I do my best to help offset anything I can for my parents!
>>8084727
>>8084720
Awww ily imouto! <3
>>
>>8084725
how autistic of you not to let people make their own decisions

very liberal
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>>8084708
om nomnomnomnom
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>>8084719
you could get a seafood pizza
you are allowed to eat fish and cheese on good friday which is why the filet o fish sammich exists at mcdonalds and is their best sammich
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>>8084718
well, yeah, thankfully I don't have to pay for a gym membership (or show up to the gym)

>>8084729
oh
that's the guy I was telling you about recently.
I've been playing league with him late into the night the past week or so, and now my whole sleep cycles are all fucked.
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>>8084739
you're so nice to your folks ><

i should be nicer to my mom but we're so different

i blame her for a lot of stuff

and aww ily2 big sis :33
>>
>>8084738
nO
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>>8084744
>seafood pizza
seems like a weird topping to put on pizza desu
>>
>>8084755
im sobbin
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>>8084712
*hugs*
I'm facing being fully disabled soon. Kinda scary and making me cry a lot. Sucks as it is CFS or Hashimoto's or a combination of them.
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>>8084744
>>8084761
i've had pizza with shrimp on it. i was actually good.

i've also had it wish crawfish on it and that was shit but to be fair it was carnival food so it was never gonna be good

>>8084763
get ur own
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>>8084764
I know dem feels
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post what ur listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu7OmSqHVng
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>>8084748
Yeah that's really good, and if you want to gain weight you can always try peanut butter!
>>8084750
It's OK, everyone has their own things to deal with with their family so as long as you're safe and not harmed then that's good! <3
>>8084764
Wow *hug* I'm so sorry, I was born without a thyroid gland so that gives me a lot of weight trouble, so I know a lot about thyroid issues. :(
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>>8084772
morrissey forevr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AiZInYrro
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>>8084744
1 I was being facetious
2:
>fish with cheese
FUCKING DIS GUST TING

3:
>mcdolands

u trollin breh??

4: all things are generally okay in moderation, I'm teasing Ash, I dont hate pizza outright, but i generally do not care for bread and cheese and meat, and thats typically all pizza is.

>>8084769
>i've had pizza with shrimp on it.
DT
DTRN
>>8084739
oh. well, at least she has a "nice" season so to speak, and its generall warm here (and its getting warmer and warmer every year 0_0) you sound like a very good and loving daughter though, so I hope she appreciates you and your help!
>>
>>8084769
no give me your bootstraps
>>
>>8084772
where is my mixtape???
?????????
>>
>>8084739
>fibromyalgia
http://drmyhill.co.uk/
I'm not sure what to do about the tests and interpretation now. She has what she recommends online. I've found some at Amazon. FM & CFS likely have the same cause, just different parts of the body being effected.
>>
>>8084774
i wanna have a good relationship with her

but i also kinda don't like being around her lol

it's okay, it's something i just gotta deal with
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>>8084772
https://youtu.be/80VK8suZdfA
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>>8084777
IT WAS GOOD OKAY

>>8084779
then my boots will be ruined
>>
>>8084774
trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>8084788
yeah and
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>>8084777
Awww thank you! Yeah I do my best to help! She took care of me for 18 years so I owe her a lot.
>>8084785
Sounds like maybe you guys are just around each other too much, I'm sure moving out will definitely help your relationship.
>>
>>8084708
all in one sitting...?
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>>8084796
yeah we were a little better when i lived in orlando for 6 months

but then she kept coming to see me every week reeeee
>>
>>8084800
YES
>>
>>8084796
I'm afraid I'll have to move back north to the mountains in a few years to help my parents. My sister lives close to them, but she almost never visits.
>>
>>8084771
*hugs*
>>8084774
I have a cousin without a thyroid. She's doing fine at 52. We traded birthdays. Hashimoto's runs in my family. I'm trying to find a good endo for my to test it and work on knocking the autoimmune reactions back. My doc knows very little.
>>
>>8084772
https://youtu.be/Q4XK5CzBUfo
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>>8084803
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>>8084807
didn't throw up?
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>>8084769
see anna gets it
shrimp on pizza is really good

>>8084777
>FUCKING DIS GUST TING
nuh uh
tuna melt
>u trollin breh??
no
there is only a few good things at mcdonalds
the fish sandwich, the fries and the lemonade
>>
>>8084772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD602zYkeuQ
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>>8084814
lil nimkitty:3
>>
>>8084811
That's really wonderful of you though, I know how you feel, my older siblings all live out of state except for one and me and him help take care of my parents. It's not easy having older parents.
>>8084812
Yeah they're still not a whole lot they know about thyroid disease, I was actually one of the first babies that survived being born without one, they had just started testing a year or two prior.
>>
>>8084772
https://youtu.be/1Tko1G6XRiQ
Not literally, but yes, again. I keep waking up with this song on a loop in my head and I have no fucking idea why.
>>
>>8084815
nope!

just sleepy!
>>
>>8084814
Kitteh brigade!
>>
grandmas in the hospital and she needs surgery but they think she wont live through it...i think the whole family is going to see her..weird times, mtfg :/
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>>8084841
sorry beep :(
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>>8084814
oh this is my dog too!

he's kind of annoying but cute too
>>
>>8084841
Sorry Beep!
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>>8084831
:3 she's approaching for cudds

>>8084838
They rule my bed ._.;
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>>8084832
Would be easier if where I come from wasn't such a dreary place away from everything. No long summer there. One old joke is that we have only two seasons: Winter and the 15th of August.
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>>8084847
kawaii!
>>
>>8084841
I'm so sorry, I lost my grandmother last May and because she lives I mean lived in Nevada only my mom got fly out and see her in the hospital before she passed.
Are you going to go see her? :(
>>
>>8084853
my cat does that too but he pushes his way onto stomach and lays down whether i like it or not lol
>>
NIM OMG COME TO AMSTERDAM I CAN TAKE YOU TO COOL PLACES AND WE CAN GO SHOPPING
>>
>>8084788
>>8084788
oh no baby what is you doing.....
>>8084841
i hope you and your family will be ok
>>8084796
lol thats true, my mom would probably love you with that mindset, lmao
but yeah it is nice to be able to do thing for your parents!
>>
>>8084865
Aww ;_; I wanna join. It's so boring here.
>>
>>8084865
im probably getting there May 7th tbf
>>
>>8084792
and -_-

>>8084866
damn
>>
>>8084870
till when?
i'll be in London till may 9th lol
>>
>>8084843
>>8084849
>>8084866
:/
>>8084860
i think so. grandfather is asking the kids to make the decision. shes been in poor health for some time now. its just really surreal right now
>>
>>8084876
im having a 24 hour layover in london on my way there

leaving the 15th
>>
*loud chainsaw noises*
>>
>>8084885
N E A T
i'll msg u when the time is nigh
>>
>>8084865
wow
where is my invite
not based....
>>
our little nim is growing up...

she's going to go to europe and discover herself and get the gayest haircut ever...
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>>8084772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbcfAlGuqVE
>>8084841
:(
hugg
sorry beep, I hope you and your family are alright
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>>8084896
rip and tear!
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>>8084902
im not getting a haircut wtf
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>>8084909
don't reply to him
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>>8084901
wtf
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>>8084913
fine gayest *hairtrim ever
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Bring Mace in case Sertii tries to hurt you.
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>>8084926
can i bring that on the plane
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words can't describe how much i hate my body
'hate' doesn't do it justice
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>>8084929
You can buy some there.
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>>8084929
ya you just need to conceal it in your bottom
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>>8084885
oooo have fun nimi

i'm only slightly totally jealous

>>8084913
get a fancy girl haircut cmon
>>
Cuddlier discord server https://discord.gg/s7ZqS
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>>8084841
steal her vagina when nobody is looking
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>>8084832
Both Hashimoto's and Grave's diseases are known to be autoimmune related. They have even identified some of the trigger foods. They don't yet know why some are effected, and not others. Some genetics at work there. My cousin who is missing her thyroid from birth is 52. my understanding is she was being given desiccated pig thyroid before she left the hospital.
If I can do it, I'll be helping my parents in their old age. I expect them to be healthy for at least another decade, if not two. They are now both in their 70s.
>>
maybe i'll be able to pass to other people but never to myself and i'll always have dysphoria
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>>8084841
*hugs* not easy to deal with.
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>>8084945
Wow, they are up there in age. I am glad you still have them. Bless you :)
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Uni makes me want to hang myself, or maybe the teachers, mainly the teachers.
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>>8084970
Universities blow. I remember when they used to teach critical thinking but now it's critical theory :S
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>>8084988
jeez, I feel sorry for you if you had to go through that.
My teachers just have a habit of talking, but about nothing.
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>>8084841
my last grandma just had surgery and is gonna do chemo or something

been debating whether to contact or let her die

i don't expect anything good from it
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>>8084970
I had a few shitty professors and it really blew and the high-pressure environment made me want to kms daily until this semester since I only have 3 classes.
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>>8084998
dang :( Nothing as in their personal life? I know a few teachers that do that.
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>>8084782

>where is my mixtape???
inside this bussy bb

idk i keep listening to all these kpop songs while thinking bout my qt guy and it's so soothing.
mood rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5MAgMVwfFs
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>>8085008
so do you have a SD, and a BF or are they the same person?
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>>8084937
do they make discords where people chat

or is it just an idling/lurking kinda thing
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>>8085008
hey so can i basically swing by whenever with two weeks notice
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> had sex with my best and only friend
> too shy to ask him to cuddle and sleep together afterwards
> Mfw he will never love me
Not fair
>>
>>8085015
why are you sexing him if he won't love you
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g

>>8084969
grandpa on dad's side made it to 106...
Mom's side it was cancer @ 83, but his parents all lived to near 100. So I likely have my parent's around for awhile.
>>
>>8085012
That's the hope for this server, that it'll foster real discussion while still being a neutral basic discussion channel for people to hang out in, our moderators have little interest in anyone in chat and will mostly only get involved if someone's being bad
>>
>>8085011

they're two diff people.

>>8085013

when were ya thinkin quiddy? :o
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>>8084999

my grandma died and I had to hang out while my dad visited her on her deathbed and then go to the funeral too

it was pretty boring
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>>8085018
I was wondering that too xD
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>>8085024
idk like in two weeks or something

or in a month
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dicc is therapeutic ~
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>>8085018
Because I want him to love me but he already said no
Can't say I dont blame him
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>>8085021
Phew! That some age right there. I hope I can live that long :)
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>>8085030
unholy slut
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>>8085030
huggs, cuddles, and kisses are more theuroputic
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>>8085032
are you the same anon sexing their friend from yesterday? that sucks but maybe he will warm up to the idea with time
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>>8085030
scientifically proven, my cock has healing properties.

>>8085024
Doesn't cause some tension?
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>>8085030
i will never know that feel

also...tfw u find a trap thread and u realize how bad u look compared to the 10/10 trans girls
take me with u grandma
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>>8085030
>tfw no dicc therapy
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>>8085032
make him love you
give him the best sex of his life
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>>8085008
>inside this bussy bb
aite, bet
https://youtu.be/blaW008k9I4

u have a new bf? cute
is he cute?
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>>8085025
my mom and gma never got along (for reasons i can't really discern except they were both unreasonable and unsatisfiable) and i'm ostracized in my family too so it's not really something i feel like investing a lot of energy in

i don't really care to see most of that side of the family either, maybe a couple cousins but that's nbd

mormons so there's definitely pressure to be a good family member and shit but idgaf and would rather avoid a fresh dose of judgmental hypocritical bullshit
>>
kind of want these meme pants tbqh
https://www.rei.com/rei-garage/product/110775/prana-meme-pants-womens
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please i need hrt to actually do things to my body please please please please please please please please please
>>
y'all have slut problems
my best friend wants to fuck me but i keep saying no
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>>8085040
I'm pretty sure
>>8085047
Im not sure. We didn't quite go all the way and I'm still technically a virgin, thus bad sex skills
I wish I could make him love me. I've not been so close to anyone In a long-time
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>>8085042
>i will never know that feel
do u want to find out that feel, hmu, i'll take care of u
>>8085067
so then say yes
>>8085065
same
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>>8085029

i'm supposed to take a trip later this month, so 2 weeks would prob be bad timing for me. i could totally do next month tho!!

>>8085030

this is very tru yes

>>8085041

um well not really. the guy i'm dating started watching me every now and again after i told him what i do and he doesn't mind at all.
he thinks it's hot watching me be all lewd and it just makes him want to fuck me even more when we're apart.
he just sees it as me being a stripper i guess? if i ever insinuate i'd sleep with anyone else or be with someone else he gets upset, but he doesn't mind me camming at all.
and altho my SD spends thousands on me and gives me a lot of money and buys me tons of gifts, i've never even met him. so ya.

>>8085057

OSXHJOSAIHDAOIDHAIDGBASB WHAT IS THIS FUCKING VINEEEEEEEEE
AND he's not new! it's that same guy who seemed like a fuccboi lmao. he's the only one i've been with since like august.
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>>8085067
why not brah?
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>>8085060
otoh this might be the last opportunity to find out what happened when my mom took lil tiny infant me and older bro across the country and briefly separated from my dad

not sure the value of understanding its impact on my attachment issues tho
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>>8085065
A lot of changes come with time. How about making other goals while it's on the backburner
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>>8085067
why say no tho
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>>8085074
>>8085079
hurts him less if i don't let him love me before things fall apart
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>>8085080
what if he just want to smash?
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>>8085060
>would rather avoid a fresh dose of judgmental hypocritical bullshit
I can understand. I had an uncle who was a pastor. A bit tough to deal with.
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>>8085084
Pastors should be the most understanding :( That's just sad.
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>>8085082
he doesn't, he has been pretty clear about wanting the whole happily ever after with me
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my mom looked at me kind of hurt and asked me if i really didn't want her to come with me on my trip

i just straight up said no

is that mean
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>>8085091
I don't think so, maybe it was a bit blunt to say no though
I mean you're an adult, you can decide to take trips by yourself and go places if you want to
Plus you could say it's a cost thing if you're paying for it with your own money
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>>8085080
and you don't want to be with him? if you don't thats perfectly reasonable imo
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>>8085091
Depends on your tone! If it was in a condescending way then obviously it was mean but in a loving but truthful way it isn't.
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>>8085090
wow that is probably be destroying him, let him know that it's okay to let go of you.
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>>8085091
you're like 18, that's normal

heck it's normal for 13 year olds
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>>8085091
why would it be mean?
>>8085090
so then go for it
better to have loved and lost u knw
unless you dont want that with him, then you just make it plain af and tell him 2 fuck off
>>8085071
its me jumpin head first into that bussy bb
lmao, it was a vine meme for a while after that song came out
https://youtu.be/uD6puZoVmtY

i didn't realize u were still with the same guy though, thats cool, thats cute
>>
>>8085097
it was blunt

>>8085101
im 20
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>>8085090
>not letting your bro cum inside you
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>>8085106
IKR?
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>>8085103
which is like 18

trust me you need to cut the cord and live your own life, she sounds a bit overbearing

a little familiar desu
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>>8085099
i have

>>8085096
being with him would be great but i'm only game for two or three years max

>>8085102
honestly, he's emotional like a girl and i'm an aspie. love and loss is my mo but he gets fucking destroyed when even a short relationship doesn't work
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>>8085109
what the fuck is wrong with those dogs
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daddy's money <333333333
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLABwwmKdyc

>>8085087
Yeah, he didn't like my teenage lifestyle living away from home so much. In HS I lived at home less than half the time. I also showed up at his church one Sunday with an older lady. Oops!!!
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>>8085114
do not post our dms
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>>8085114
what a weird pose to take a photo in.
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>>8085112
ah so you are one of those autist suicide ppl
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>>8085106
>>8085107
same
>tfw your male childhood best friend comes on to you, and you have sweaty passion sex and he nuts in ur butt while you knuck if ur buck
>>8085114
cute
make him buy you an iphone asap
do you think i would have good luck on grindr beepy?
>>8085112
hmm
idk i guess you have to decide if you'd be willing to lose the friendship
then again if he likes you so much, the friendship may dissolve simply because of that
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>>8085113
those dogs are goats obvi

>>8085114
>>8085120
what a weird fuckin face

take his money he doesn't deserve it
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>>8085112
That's a weird position to be in, I don't know what would happen if my best friend was in love with me and I didn't feel the same way. Distancing yourself would fucking wreck them, you'd have to let them do it by themselves.
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>>8085120
old mens pictures are always kind of odd like that.
and their messages are always long windeded and annoying like that
but yea
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>>8085120
I agree with that. It looks like he is slouching but not
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>>8085091

i don't think it's mean! just let her know you love her but want to go on your own adventure.

>>8085102

omg don't hate me but i'm not a huge trey songz fan.. that's why i didn't get it lol
and yeah i am! i've basically just kept pushing him away but for some reason he's been putting up with it????? it's prob my 11 inch shenis.
i started noticing he really dislikes when i make jokes about him with other girls or me having sex with other ppl or annnyyythiiiinggg so i guess it's getting to that point.
i told him i bought condoms ~just in case~ and he was mad for a week lmao. told him today that he might meet a qt girl and he told me to stop saying that shit etc
SO I GUESS it's something. i do really like him.

>>8085114

ew lmaooo
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>>8085120
he's trying to look cool...
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>>8085126
He's a lil cuter just a bad pic >>8085124
Idk dawg this app is shit
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It's flooding pretty bad here. I hope I get in a wreck and die.
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>>8085132
you don't need to be cool if you have money though
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>>8085122
not suicidal, i just get bored of people

>>8085124
i'm actually continually surprised that the friendship doesn't die. it worries me that he thinks he has a chance still

>>8085127
there's not even a lack of love on my part, but a completely different set of goals out of relationships and doomed from the start
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>>8085131
what if i also said it's because i find her annoying and don't like being around her
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>>8085139
ohhhhh whoops sorry I totally misunderstood what you meant. sorry.
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>>8085124
can I nut in your butt?
Why can't my childhood friend turn into a cute MtF so I can destroy her ass :c
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>>8085139
poor bloke :(
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Stop posting cute animals.
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>>8085141

well that's mean nim. don't be mean to ur mom.
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I miss my cat
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>>8085150
anon, do not watch this video.
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>>8085137
please don't drive through flood waters.
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>>8085150
But but but it's so cute :D
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>>8085153
orangutangs are so based

how can other monkeys even compete
>>
>>8085131
oh im not a big fan of his either, he just has some good meme-y songs and thats what I know
basically that one, and "You Aint Shit" lol

ill tell u edie, having a large shenis can go a long way (fig. and lit.), i've seen alot of things in all my 13 inches, and men are very devoted to she who is large and long

he sounds like he likes you alot alot, thats sweet
are y'all official exclusive or no?
>>8085133
should I try it? i want your honest advice
i think being a lesbian is bad, and I would like to instead do men instead
>>8085139
lol, men are delusional/resilient like that
you probably need to crush all of his hope whatsoever
>>8085144
ok sure
>>8085141
whoa buddie, that is kind of mean to say to ur mom, not cause it's actually mean, but bc its ur mom. then again, idk what sort of relationship the two of you have. I dont think its that bad, just give her a hug later and tell her ur sorry you hurt your feelings, and you didn't mean to be so cruelly blunt (dont apologize for being honest tho u know?)
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>>8085156
Why?
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>>8085152
>>8085141
yeah if you're mean to your mom she'll hold it against you for the rest of your life and never get over her selfishness even if you care for her terminal illness

>>8085137
tx rainstorms are fun, everywhere else i've been people freak when it's barely sprinkling
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>>8085165
Ur car will literally break if it's too deep
>>8085163
Idk some guys r qt but a lot of them on grindr r creepy. Try it. Don't need to say yes to anyone except one u really like
>>
>>8085165
Youre gonna wreck your car
>>
I want beep to be my gf but I dont know how to ask her out.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHfBXHari34

>>8085165
It's dangerous plus it can damage the car.
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>>8085163

he is quite the meme. i wonder how someone gets into the meme song business tho. maybe we could make it big..
and i forget that you have a legendary 13" mercurial rod ready to blow at any moment. i need to take a ride to the stars bb
he does seem to really like me, but idk it's kind of hard for me to accept that he's not a shady motherfucker. any gorgeous guy who likes me is suspect lmao
we're not officially exclusive, but that talk is def coming, i can feel it in my bones. my bone specifically.
it's not like i want to be with anyone else but him tho? idk. literally haven't sexed anyone but him in almost a year lol

>>8085170

wow tru
>>
>>8085163
>i think being a lesbian is bad, and I would like to instead do men instead

Sounds legit to me. In the same boat :S
>>
>>8085179
fuck off she's mine
>>
>>8085165
real reason is you can't see the road surface, which may be damaged, also it doesn't take a very high flow rate to just push your car off the road

then you're in a death trap

it's fun tho
>>
>>8085171
>>8085172
It's not that deep I'm on roads

I guess my car is more valuable than me
>>
>>8085163
>13 inches

lol if only i could be this delusional
>>
>>8085188
Awww :D
>>
It sucks knowing you're going to kill yourself

You can't talk to girls you like, they'll leave you, you can't tell your therapist or your mom, they'll lock you up, you can't even trip because everyone will lose their minds

I've been crying for two days knowing it's coming
>>
Ladies pls..There's certainly enough of....me....to go around
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>>8085193
What if....It's.....a very obvious joke....
>>
>>8085196
It's okay, stranger. There's something better waiting for us on the other side. No more sadness or pain.
>>
>>8085196
:/
>>
>>8085200
not even a lady.
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>>8085205
so she was just 'joking' about cancer and killing herself too right
>>
>>8085209
thats what you think
>>
>>8085200
I'll treat you right bb gurl.
>>
honestly the 8 weeks between each laser session are pretty excruciating
>>
i hate being a big anxious blob, i get so nervous in the bathroom that i can't even pee
>>
>>8085223
You don't pass? :(
>>
like i wish i could be further along but i have to wait almost a month for my next session and it feels like centuries
>>
>>8085226
no in my own bathroom
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>>8085189
I think you're worth much much much more than any car, even the fanciest sports cars.


>>8085207
We just die. Nothing there.
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>>8085222
two months? fuccck i just want it all done right away
>>
>>8085213
You're such a piece of shit but Mercury has pretty intense depression and has tried to commit suicide a number of times so you really need to fuck off boo
>>
>>8085233
don't acknowledge him
>>
>>8085209
I don't use my gt on boys unless they're estrogenized >>8085218
Ok!
>>
>>8085228
Are you preggers or something? :S
>>
>>8085232
nah you have to wait because hair grows in cycles and it needs to be in a particular cycle for laser to remove it
>>
>>8085236
What ever your 'gt' is I want nothing to do with it. And fair enough!
>>
>>8085233
'tried' to commit suicide a number of times
what stops you exactly?

i get the severe depression is from being a paki with saggy tits but

lying about having cancer?
whats that about then homo?
>>
I want to go back
>>
>>8085244
To when?
>>
>>8085249
the future
>>
>>8085244
hugg :(
>>
I need cats
>>
>>8085250
When vaporwave is mainstream? :O
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1491885549009.webm
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>>8085259

me walking into mtfg
>>
Who has a cat
>>
>>8085259
Sleeveless dress?? What was she thinking???
>>
>>8085259
Those are some broad shoulders, and why is he cumming every five seconds?
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>>8085251
I just got up and I'm already crying again, I still thought they had a few years left until today, nothing like the last time this has happened to me
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why do girls get to be girls but not me
>>
>>8085263
Not me ;_;
>>
>>8085259
poor dad
he feels like he failed as a father and his little boy turned into a freak
>>
>>8085249
before bad things
>>
>>8085266
im booking a trip to europe right now..

im trying to get a stop in nyc..

im really sorry that happened to you eva
>>
>>8085259
hey look my shoulders!
>>
>>8085229
I'm worthless.

When you die it's just a grey haze. It's peaceful and better than suffering.
>>
>>8085274
please have a nice time on your trip, remember to be careful and not get lost
>>
>>8085229
Nothing sounds good, I've hurt for so long
>>8085208
;-;


I just had to tell my mom I'm not going to hurt myself so she wouldn't take my choice away from me

I really have 48 days until I shoot my self behind the ear on her doorstep
>>
>>8085259
lol her dad is such an obvious cocksucker
>>
Anyone have a dog?
>>
>>8085263
yea
>>
>>8085270
Your dad feels the same way.
>>
>>8085267
because life is random and chaotic
>>
Post yer cat or dog
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>>8085283
>her
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>>8085264
Whoever did her makeup and wardrobe clearly tried their best to make her look terrible and completely lack any subtlety.
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>>8085291
>>
>>8085291
are you trying to hit image limit to make a new thread
>>
>>8085284
yea 2
>>
>>8085281
ill send you pictures okay!
>>
>>8085270
And all u do is chase trannies are you much better?
>>
>>8085297
Thank you this is satisfying
>>8085298
No I'm lonely and want cute cats and dogs
>>
>>8085282
why do it so messy on her doorstep, do you dislike her or something?
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>>8085302
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>>8085302
B O R Z O I
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>>8085300
that will be nice
>>8085305
please don't post cats right now
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>>8085305
Thank you I feel good
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>>8085307
how did those ferrets get so huge
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>>8085307
my friends had some.
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>>8085308
i might meet some trips too!
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>>8085307
awooooo~
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>>8085303
Uhm she hits me pretty regularly, and terrorizes me a lot, too many things to get into
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>>8085279
>I'm worthless.
You're not though?
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>>8085307
longgodoggo
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>>8085307
>B O R Z O Y E
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>>8085279
youre convincing yourself death is better than it really is
i know there are a lot of enticing ways to think about it
but there are also scary ways to think about eternal nothingness
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>>8085313
sounds nice
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>>8085306
That's what you like to tinker with? You must be very smart :S That looks like greek to me
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>>8085320
>>8085320
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>>8085324
ive been trying to find ones with stops in new hampshire but it's not a major international stop..

with the deal i got it'd be more expensive to go to NYC than europe ;-;
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>>8085325
what part of that looks like greek? :s
it's all in the latin alphabet...
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>>8085279
You're not worthless. We had a good conversation a few days ago.
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>>8085315
just get her to do some illegal abuse, record it,and make her go to jail

>>8085325
it's just an rpi??
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>>8085317
Are you secretly an astronaut? :O
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>>8085329
>>8085329
>>8085329
>>8085329
>>8085329
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>>8085325
It's just a Raspberry PI with labeling for the expansion header pins. Yeah, I muck about with electronics. Crazy thing is designing something like that is easy for me.
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>>8085331
that's okay, just make sure to have a nice time ^^
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>>8085336
I wanted to be one as a kid.
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>>8085334
The police have seen it, they laughed and never wrote a report
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