>tfw you'll never have a cervix It's the ultimate

tfw during sex
> oh, it's too shallow
> "Go deeper!"
> ahhhg he's hitting the cervix
> "Uh, gentle, not so deep!"
> this sex is boring now
> "...ok, deeper"
> AGH MY FUCKING CERVIX

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>>8076844
>we found something in there, hope you have pain meds at home you can take so we can see if it's cancer
>oh nope, it's not cancer sorry
>be sure to come back in a few months so we can make sure some more random shit grows inside of your body that you'd never know about otherwise

>>8076797
I think you're romanticizing.

>>8076844
>>8076865
wtf?!

>>8076797
Are you sure?

Like, really, really sure?

Because I don't think you know what you're talking about.

Because hitting the cervix hurts like the dickens. It's like bumping into a preexisting bruise that you didn't know you had. Barking your shin in the same place on the same step two days in a row. There isn't much pleasure involved there.

>>8076797
im intersex and a cervix is the only part of sexual anatomy i don't have. uterus (malformed). ovotestes (internal). micropenis. no cervix tho. i'm getting increasingly urgent sounding letters in the mail from my doctors saying i need a cervical screening session because i haven't had one ever and its like bruh... nah

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>implying feet aren't the best sex organ

>>8076797
What you read in doujins isnt true
>>8078168
Op is just into cervical penitration without knowing anything about the real world implications

>>8078168
some women like it, but I think its not about hitting the cervix so much as shaking it gently through thrusting.

>>8078241
What kind of intersex means you have everything bit a cervix?!