>Best friend of 14 years always makes gay joke with me >Constantly

>>8067661
He's probably into you.

>>8067666
Thanks for the love advice Satan

Get drunk with him, his or your place, alone. Casually offer him a blowjob.

>>8067661
Post pics of you twooo

>>8067666
Kek confirms, confess OP

>>8067661
>fucking the shit out of me

That's a disgusting thought. What the hell is wrong with you. Is it some German fetish thing?

>>8067886
it's called an expression. anon

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I feel for you OP. I have the biggest crush on my (presumably) straight housemate. it suuuuuuucks. If I didn't live with him I'd probably tell him.

when you and your straight best friend are really drunk/high, offer to suck his dick in a jokey way. If he accepts = PROFIT; if he declines, maintain it was a joke and just the alcohol talking.

Fucking do it man, you only live once.

This was pretty much my relationship with my best friend in college.

I'm really happy he moved away and we don't speak anymore.

You need to move the fuck on, OP.

>>8067891
Yes, and they can, and should, be used tactfully. In this situation is just gross.

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>>8068155
>I'm really happy he moved away and we don't speak anymore.

Sometimes you need to cut people out of your life because you can't stand them. Sometimes you need to cut them out because you like them far too much.

I was practically in the same situation until a few months ago. I ended up texting him how I felt. He was really cool with it, and now we're still friends. Sometimes my feelings for him still surge back up, but I no longer tear myself up about it.