>Being gay in the military is legal so I can't use that

>Tfw being trans actually makes me privileged if drumpf manages to start a war

>>8059375
>mtfs have to register with selective services
>ftms don't

>>8059375
if that's the best mental illness you could make up to avoid the draft you aren't even trying and death is inevitable

>>8059375
Rush Limbaugh got out of Vietnam with a pilonidal cyst.
If you don't you already know, that's a giant infected pimple that attaches to your tailbone.
You get it by being sedentary and unsanitary.
Look through webmd, find something you can replicate with a bit of effort.

Worst case scenario, ask people to call you Deborah and be a femboy for a couple years.

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>>8059375
>between 18 and 35
>tfw turn 35 this year

so close

.. actually, I also have flat feet, a weird heart, and a curved spine... that'll keep me out... r-right?

The military doesn't accept applicants who require regular medication, diabetics for example. If you've had an orchi/hysterectomy, you're in the clear.

Say you attempted suicide once, they don't want anything to do with you in that case.

>>8060095
They'll just send you to detect mines or ambushes.

>>8059375
>inevitable draft
Explain.

>>8059375
Looks like I'm gonna have to cripple myself to avoid the draft now lads.