Give me your best advice on prepping for anal What's important

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Make sure you eat a big meal a few hours before sex, you don't want to get a hungry rumbly tummy during sexy times right?

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mfw haven't eaten all day and my stomach rumbles as a guy is blowing me

>>8050039
Lmfao. Literally made me giggle
Really though, i like to play with a smaller toy to make sure im clean before you see him. Then you sit on his face for a few minutes and play with his cock while he works that tongue.

Okay fuck im horny now

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>>8050032
Not sure if your serious or not but;

1.) Don't eat a great big full meal a few hours in advance if you can help it. Some food is ok, just don't totally fill up a few hours in advance.

2.) Enema, several times, over and over until your getting back nothing but water. Try not too use TOO much water to the point your still squirting it during sex, be sure to try and get as much water out as you can.

3.) Clean your asshole with soap and water afterward, try not to put too much soap inside your ass, it'll cause irritation.

4.) Lube your ass and lube whatever is going into your ass.

5.) Enjoy ;3

>>8050264
putting soap in your ass seems dangerous

>>8050517
Children's mouths have been washed out with soap for centuries.

I think it'll be okay in a grown mans butt

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>>8050517
Read it more carefully senpai. A tiny bit won't hurt, I mostly meant wash your sphincter. I'm not saying shove soap up your ass, you just want to make sure your sphincter is clean is all, maybe just a tiny way inside because someone might tongue your ass and you would want to be clean inside aswell as outside.
>>8050549
pretty much.

>>8050517
No its completely safe. My mom used to wash my ass out with a bar of soap when I was talking shit.

>>8050574
look dude, stop posting crusader memes, The crusades were LOST, the Muslims WON the crusades, those memes mean jack shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Jerusalem_(1187)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Crusade
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Crusade
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_Crusade
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_of_Tripoli_(128

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_of_Constantinople

>>8050517
Just go to walgreens and buy lube. It's like $20 for a bottle you can use dozens of times.

>>8050691
So?

Losers are romanticized all the time.

>>8050517
I use Cetaphil face wash. Good pH balance. Just squirt a little on your hand, wash your ass, finger the hole a few times, rinse with water and you're good to go.

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>>8050747
I'm a loser and nobody has been romantic with me

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>>8051003
ASL

>>8050032
Gonna bottom for the first time in like 4 hours. Nervous af. Not eating anything all day except the naked drink I had. And doing a couple enemas.

>>8051292
Have fun anon

>>8051003
Better turn your location on so I can change that

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Make sure you chug down some sugar free Haribos, you need to make sure your tongue tastes like yummy sweets to settle that tummy.

>>8052064
advanced

>>8051611
Was fun . He was like an inch too big tbqh though. And he nuted on my face which was unexpected and kind of unwanted. But other than that I feel so good right now lol.

>>8052064
Tried, didn't work. Guy's dick got covered in diarrhea and he bailed and I never saw him again.

>>8050691
We won the first Crusade, and that's what counts.
[spoiler]I wouldn't mind getting pounded by Saladin[/spoiler]