How does a transbian find a girlfriend? I want a ladyfriend that

>>8049439
t. clueless AGP hon

>>8049439
You might want to start by not talking like a man.

>>8049439
>What must I do to ensare my fellow switch in a druidic fury of plant snares that will crush our bodies close as copulation ensues?

For one stop saying stuff like that.

Stuff like this feeds my fear of letting any girl get close to me, because I'm worried I'll be seen like this when I have to tell her.

>>8049439
>How does a transbian find a girlfriend?
Try /mtfg/.

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>>8049445
Clueless? I'm Ms. Scarlett with a 10.5 inch flesh pipe in the ballroom. I know all the secret passages. No hole is safe.

>>8049455
Be seen like the alpha gender, you mean? Don't worry. You won't be.

Here's your
(You)
OP you tried.

>>8049477
>I know all the secret passages. No hole is safe.
This is something akin to what a rapist or a womanizer would say. You're a disgusting pervert who's trying to take advantage of innocent and unsuspecting naive women. In other words, you're a predator dressed in sheep's clothing. Kill yourself.

>I'm Ms. Scarlett with a 10.5 inch flesh pipe in the ballroom.
Jesus Fucking H Christ! Do you ever hear yourself? The way you talk is just pure cringey.

>>8049439
>I'm 28, starting hormones next month

Already failed the first test of "being attractive"

>not realizing this is a bait thread

>>8049533
this

>>8049477
>Life is Strange
>aka the I-really-wanted-to-experience-childhood-as-a-girl-and-a-stupid-teen-angst-roleplay-simulator-soothes-my-dysphoria, the game
iktf