/Mascgen/: DELETE THIS Edition

Link ain't masc. He's a cute fem boy begging for the dorfdick.

>>8036652
He saves the day and wields a sword, shield, bow and kicks ganon's ass. Link is quite masculine.

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>>8036664
Not when he's in a gerudo outfit.

Dorfhusbando > linkhusbando

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>>8036731
christ

how do i get gud at sucking dick?
asking for a friend.

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>tfw you get your hole filled up by random strangers

>>8037137
Practice. Helps if you actually like it.

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What happened to the last ed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWBZc0p3q84&

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>>8038968
mods didn't like the "suicide" edition

Why do name and trip fags trigger so much, OP?

~Ciao, The Doctor

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>>8039006
Its probably to get rid of e-drama and e-whoring.

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>>8036731
Sharkman > ganondorf

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>>8039187
shit taste

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>>8039273
>>8039187
You're both wrong.

http://i.imgur.com/Te3xbhY.jpg

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this look masc to you? you just have a femboy fetish

>>8039467
>drag can't be masc
REALLY made my nogging going

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This could be us but you're masc for masc only

>>8039620
Do people actually use the term boy pussy unironically

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These guys though

>>8039715
Not only 'boypussy', but people also say 'girldick' completely unironically

These people actually think this is sexy

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>>8039724
>hoh
>hah
>aaaaaaaaaahhh-hah!

>>8038968
It just saged.
>>8039715
Mu bf does. lol
I'm not really into it, but he really loves to call his ass boypussy. In bed at least.

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>>8039729

>>8039729
Had a daddy for a little while, who liked to call it "boy pussy". It was kinda hot.

>>8039027
>>8039027
How do I get a guy like this?
How do I become a guy like this?

>>8041204
By looking likely that.

Years of lifting plus moderate steriod usage.

Videogames are for children.


Not surprising though considering all of you are just children idolizing real men instead of actively trying to become one yourself.


Fucking pathetic cant wait until mods delete this general.

>>8036741
>what if zelda was a girl

>>8039273
oh fuck

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>>8044318

>>8036599
Fuck you.

i'm gonna ask him.
i'm so nervous.

>>8036741
Gerudo Desert is my favorite section of the game

The crowning achievement of the game is how varied it's lands are. Deserts, forests, wetlands, volcanoes, jungles, mountains, tundras, valleys, each area has its own unique aesthetic that's a joy to explore

I know there's gonna be a counterjerk to the game because fuck everything popular but this is one of the best Zelda ever made

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>>8044837
I'm an avid Zelda fan, but I'm also it's worse critic; even I would have to agree with you on this.

I wish I was a hot masculine guy but unfortunately I had to be a mediocre looking twink that listens to Britney Spears

>>8044972
>britney spears
that dumb bitch is still alive?

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>>8044837
The snow region with the rhinos is maximum comfy. It really is one of is not the top games of its franchise. Loving the exploring. Although enemies could be different though. Goblins/lizards everywhere with the occasional fire/ice/electric wizbro or lynel just doesn't seem enough. Other than that I don't have much else bad to say (fps drops at times, but it doesn't last long).

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>>8045100
My one criticism of this entry is there aren't any hot bara dudes.

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>>8045158
Yeah I haven't seen any bara dudes. Gorons and lynels are the closest I've seen so far.

>This fucking shitty video game OP killed MascGen

Fucking Nintentoddlers

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>>8047269
It's funny because Nintendo HAS games that have bara dudes in them

>>8047269
And you prefer suicide general which was deleted by the mods. I think your anger is misdirected and you should re-evaluate your decisions in life.

>>8036599
Why is this edition so fucking shit?

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>>8050075
Who knows

>tfw bara dudes only date each other
Will I ever get my chance

https://discord.gg/e6H7svK

join my lgbt discord, daddies. :3c

>>8051449
Nah

>>8039298
correct!

>>8050075
slow mascgen is best mascgen

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>>8036599
So is there any popular masc gay cam place that has people? mascgen has been dead for ages and nobody is even nearby me on zeemaps

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Would you date a guy if they did roids and they looked like one of these guys?

>>8052200
no

>>8052200
No. I don't want my bussy tainted by non natty cum. Because then I'd be a second hand raider.

>>8052200
Justin Lascek is natty isn't he?

I'd let him do whatever he wanted to me

he said no ;_;

>>8052200
yes because I'm not straight

>>8052232
>>8052244
what the fuck are you straight?

>>8053088
nah i'm just straight edge as hell. also not to into pure balls of muscle.

>mascgen
>a bunch of whiny teen posters with a fat daddy fetish

This place is embarrassing

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>>8053469
>>8053540
Here we see the shitposter struggling desperately for attention. Without a steady supply of (You)s, the shitposter will surely starve come winter

>>8053469
>>8053540
No shit. Everyone decent left once that insane tranny was here 24/7 talking to himself and too many fem gays came in starting drama. That's why it's extra dead now.

>>8052200
Nope. Apart from the obvious issues, it would be annoying to see how much better they were at lifting due to roids...

>>8050075
because the one's complaining instead of contributing are the same people who got the last edition deleted because they're fucking retards who can't obey simple fucking rules

>>8051841
www.cam4.com

idk man

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>>8053469
lets complain about stupid shit that doesn't matter. waaaaahhhhh either shit or get off the pot.

Why is mascgen on the decline so quickly. What happened?

Anyway, I'm fucking a really cute cub dude at the moment. Nice hard little belly, barrel chest, light covering of hair, huge legs and forearms. But I don't want to date him, I just got out of a 4 year relationship a couple of months ago and just need to be independent for a while. How to I keep this arrangement really casual? Note that he has already said that he like likes me.

Why do dudes shave their heads? It looks so bad

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>>8055799
Its hot most of the time tbqh

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>>8055819
>those eyes

>>8055799
Depends on the guy. I'm with >>8055819 it looks hot if the dude is hot.

But in saying that, I think I like it more as a look than a reality. Because when I make out with a dude I love to run my hands through their hair.

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>>8055799
bald isn't bad dude

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>>8055799

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>>8055799
>bald + beard = hot

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there's something about slightly obese guys with a handsome beard and cap

>>8055886
you mean straight guys

>>8055845
>>8055840
>>8055835
>>8055819
What about bald and clean shaven?

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>>8055845
Short hair + beard + hairy chest is much better.
Bald + beard is an acceptable substitute.

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>>8055895
There's a higher chance of it not looking good.

>>8055903
Short hair + beard > short + clean shaven > shaved head + beard > shaved head + shaved beard

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>>8055894

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>>8056038

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>>8057897

>>8055886
Only years of rejection and sexual frustration can make you think you like this.

>>8058736
e-elaborate?

>>8057906
Sauce?

>>8052200
They don't look like they use roids. Or is this gene-envy?

>>8055840
Jesus. If my beard was that dense/thick, I would be 100% on board with being bald.

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>tfw no bf to carry me

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>AND POST BARA DUDES THAT ILL NEVER LOOK LIKE BECAUSE THAT WOULD REQUIRE WORK!

>>8053540

Sh-shut up.

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wtf I love BBC now

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>>8061470
me too

F

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>>8061470
disgusting

>>8061698
Why

>>8062190
Black dicks look like shit and it's only good for people who are into scat.

tfw no huge butt to bottom with

>>8062342
oatz and squatz

>>8061470
goal body

>>8036599
Sup /mascgen/, I got up at 530 in the morning 3 days in a row to get to the gym at 6. Do you even lift?

>>8062822
i started doing this.
it works better for my schedule.
this morning kind of sucked though because I didn't eat much the last couple days.

>>8062822
You must be a huge loser if you have to try and impress anonymous posters on an internet image board.

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>>8062822
I was thinking of skipping today after work because it's Friday and I smell bad and I woke up this morning hungover and but you've stiffened my resolve. Thanks anon

its not fair. even though i was shredded i have the face of a lesbian and people assume im a gay bottom because my face is so beta

>>8062832
> didn't eat much
Bananas and oatmeal my man. You can thank me later

>>8063456
its been a rough week and i kinda lost my appetite

>>8062822
fug I haven't been lifting for over a year. It's really time to go back at the gym

>>8061470
I genreally don't like black people but GODDAMN that is one gorgeous man.

>eat 3000+ calories every day
>do enough cardio to never gain weight
why are sports so much fun? ;_;

Drunk bump

Ah who am I kidding

This edition is terrible. Let's move onto the nezt one

Is there really people who call their bf "dad" ?

>>8065943
Unfortunately, yes. But if you look at it this way- that's their relationship not yours, so there's no reason for you to be upset about anything.

>>8062822
>5:30 6 days
>Not 4:30 7 days

Never going to make it.

>>8061470
Wtf I love gyno now

>>8061470
>"musclebear"
>no body hair
Does not compute

>>8067967
I know right? These fucking retards don't understand that BEAR means having fucking BODY HAIR! A muscular guy is just that a muscle man.

>>8067967
>>8068144
>cant grow a beard
>almost no body hair
>too afraid to put on any body fat
i will never be a bear, will i?

>>8068314
Nope at most you'll just be a hunk or an "athletic" muscle boy

>>8067378
Stil would

>>8068314
>cant grow a beard
I understand this all too well

>>8073614
>>8068314
We can swap our facial hair if you like, mascboys.

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Make mascgen great again. Post bara dudes.

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>>8074270

>>8074292
This is the moment you realize you don't belong in this general and you leave.

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>>8074678
Just try me you leper

>>8074678
>trannines are allowed to post their tits without spoilers
>omg a mans ass is being shown REPORT

Literally nothing should be wrong with either, but you know.

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>>8074709

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oops I did it again. :^>

>>8074678
FYI retard ass doesn't get banned or deleted. butt Holes, balls, and cock does.

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>>8076051
?

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Anyone heard of this guy? Shockingly beautiful and also shockingly dumb. Killed himself with a fake gun.

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>>8078498
>fake gun

>>8078498
>>8078513
>One of the scenes filmed that day called for Hexum's character to load bullets into a .44 Magnum handgun, so he was provided with a functional real gun and blanks. When the scene did not play as the director wanted it to play in the master shot, there was a delay in filming. Hexum became restless and impatient during the delay and began playing around to lighten the mood. Apparently, he had unloaded all but one (blank) round, spun it, and, apparently simulating Russian roulette with what he thought was a harmless weapon, at 5:15 p.m., he put the revolver to his right temple and pulled the trigger.[5]
Hexum was apparently unaware that his actions were dangerous. Blanks use paper or plastic wadding to seal gunpowder into the cartridge, and this wadding is propelled from the barrel of the gun with enough force to cause injury if the weapon is fired within a few feet of the body should it strike at a particularly vulnerable spot, such as the temple or the eye. At a close enough range, the effect of the powder gasses is similar to a small explosion, so although the paper wadding in the blank that Hexum discharged did not penetrate his skull, there was enough blunt force trauma to shatter a quarter-sized piece of his skull and propel the pieces into his brain, causing massive hemorrhaging.[1][6]
>t. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon-Erik_Hexum#Death

It wasn't a fake gun.

>>8078548
boys and their toys I swear

>>8054551
It wasn't this dead before the janitors deleted Suicidal edition. This thread has been up for a fucking week and only has 134 post?? Because this version is shit and the janitors are faggots.

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>>8080461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TjmHkVMEdI

>>8080506
Ignore him

Hes just mad that his dumb dead general is dead. Lol this general isnt even a real general and literally everyone makes fun of it.

Also sage.

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>>8080511
All these fucking cry babies. Who cares what the title is it's a /mascgen/ thread post and move on to the next when bumplimit is reached. I swear you people are fucking retarded. Tumblr generation that complains about everything.

>>8080540
Its mascgen.


Next edition should be a repressed gen merger.


There's no use to mascgen. Go to /hm/ for guys and /fit/ for lifting. This thread was made last February to avoid the excessive shitposting.

I had sex yesterday :>

I don't know why dudes go crazy over uncut dick but this guy basically said he'd suck my dick anytime I wanted him to

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>>8080550
Because uncut is the best cock there is. It's like comparing dry pasta noodles to cooked wet ones.

>>8080561
In your simile which kind of noodles are you supposed to like more because I like both kinds

>>8080579
mutilated cocks are disgusting

>>8076067
goddamn this pic is fucking hot. I want to cum in that ass so bad

>>8076067
wtf I love chubs now

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>tfw you will never be big n beefy like some of the guys posted on here

sucks lads

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Does anyone have a fetish for "non-sexualized" sexual activity? What i mean is situations like a locker room where everyone is naked, and one guy is sporting a huge erection and they're all chatting like its no big deal.

I think it's similar to Japanese fetish porn where a model is reading the news or doing some other mundane activity and they're being stripped and stimulated, while acting like nothing is happening.

>>8052200
Fuck yeah. We could cycle together and pin each other's glutes. :3

>>8081986
>tfw forever otter mode

>>8038968
Wait, is that his dick twitching in those blue shorts?!

>>8083711
Same, but the contrast next to a chub turns me on to no end.

Are SARMS a meme?

Daily reminder you won't make gains without your daily dose of vitamin D.

>>8085027
What is SARMS

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I'm new here, what's the point of this thread? Just posting hot masc guys and talking?

>>8088003
Yeh

Some people don't like the slow pace but it's chill and I don't get lost after stepping away for a while

>>8083711
Bulk harder kemosabe.
>>8082015
I always wanted to fuck someone while using their back as a table to hold my plate and sandwich.
>>8083752
>Wait, is that his dick twitching in those blue shorts?!
No, but people like to pretend it is on the internet.
>>8085027
I've never tried them myself. I've heard good things, but those good things were mostly from people selling SARMS.
My guess is they might have a small effect, but are memed like creatine.

How do you cope with being ugly?
How do you get out of self hatred?

>>8089221
Spend time with people who care about you. Take up a hobby outside

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>>8040938
I have another hole I want your daddy to fill.
>It was kinda hot
After you though of course.

>>8088003
Sad little pansies moon over straight bros who get more dick for money than they can for love and who think lifting will sweat the pain out.
>>8089221
>pic related
Don't tell me that you're ugly and poor, anon. God doesn't hate anybody that much, does he?
>How do you cope with being ugly?
>How do you get out of self hatred?
Oh /mascgen/ never change.

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>>8092026
I was laughing so hard I forgot the picture. Oops! Sorry!

>>8061470
Who took a dump on a four-pack of highlighters?

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>>8092031

>>8092073
I never said the DIY option was pleasant, anon. Beauty you buy is always inferior to the kind others were given. Because that's what ugliness is, a mark of inferiority; and there's not enough silicon in the world to fix it. Still, it's better than being a total eyesore. Don't you agree?

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>tfw you will never know true masc4masc love

>>8092164
It's people like this that make you pray for natural disasters.

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I know this is the worst place to ask this since you are all beta as fuck but have you ever looked in the mirror or looked at your life and realized man...i need to step it up...

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>>8092199
Go for it, anon. Asking the question means you're more than halfway there. Us betas couldn't think of the rigor it would take to propose such a thing. Best of luck making it happen, bitch boy.

>>8092164
thingthatneverhappened.jpg

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>tfw you get a call for a job interview yesterday, scheduled for today and you wake up really sick

What luck I have

>>8092311
It's a /fit/ story man. Of course it never happened, but it got /fit/ questioning their sexuality back in the day.

>>8092516
Not enough vitamin D. Is your boyfriend providing you with it daily?

>>8092199
>tfw masc gen is slow again and the tranny still shitposts

>>8092577
It's not that hard to believe, knowing the no homo level of the average high-school wrestler.

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>>8093502
>tfw masc gen is slow again
Make mascgen comfy again

>>8093823
I don't know why all of you complain that mascgen is slow. It has always been a slow thread.

>this will be you soon

>>8094002
I think "all of you" is one shitposter with a short attention span periodically coming in to bitch that no one is sending him you's

>>8036599
hey /mathc/, is anyone else friendless?
i have literally zero friends, and it's been that way for several years now. feelsbadman.png.

i think i hurt my back doing squats.
hopefully just a muscle strain and not my spine
my legs were really weak on tuesday and i couldn't even finish my heavier set.

>>8095026
Oh Blanche, what's the hardest part of a squat?
THE WHEELCHAIR.

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>tfw half black half asian
>tfw gay
How badly did I lose?

fuck bulking
i don't get how people get fat
just to eat 3000 calories feels like i'm eating all fucking day
yet fatasses eat 5000+ calories with no problem

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>>8095480
Have you tried eating junkfood or are you following a faggy diet safe list?

>>8095635
i don't eat junkfood.
i don't really like sweets that much.

>>8095651
Bulk on fast food. No soda, skip the fries sometimes. You'll get big.

>>8095938
fast food gets expensive

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>>8095956
Then do Chinese buffets and stuff yourself full of meat. Lift beforehand though.

>>8096101
This
>fill yourself on meat
>works every time

are grip trainers a meme?
i have been thinking about getting one to help with my deadlift.
as i have been going up in weight i find that the my fingers are the weakest link

>>8095026
iktf.
My back was doing better, so I decided to didly.
My back quit after 2 reps of 2pl8.

>>8095480
You have to eat until it hurts, and your body accepts that as the new norm.

>>8099574
Do dead hangs, pinch plates and wrist rollers.

>>8094462
Please

>>8095255
that's my type

>tfw you get mired by girls
>the only guys who show any interest in you are way older than you and just want sex to fuel their midlife crisis
should i just kms?

Doing acid tomorrow, first time ever. I did a hefty dose of shrooms/4ac0 dmt before, and have experienced ego death. Thinking of taking approx 400 mcg, maybe 300. I dont have a testing kit but its from a very reputable SR dealer, with people who have tested his shit, ergo I believe its lsd, and decent stuff. No clue if its 100 mcg a hit like listed, but im sure its decent.

Should I try 300 or 400 mcg for my first lsd trip ever? Will my experience with pschys before (5-6 times, 5g+ of shrooms, etc) help at all, or no?

>mods delete a general edition
>the next edition is dead af
What a twist.

>>8102221
400mcg is a good dose. You previous experiences will help. LSD and shrooms are different but there is some overlap as with all mind altering substances. Have fun anon.

>>8092095
Original ugly anon.
I'm poor and would not be able to afford cosmetic surgery in a time frame where it would actually help. Eventually(assuming I do not kill myself) I will be old and my appearance will not matter. Most likely I will be treated like shit up until I blast my brains across the forest floor.

>>8101599
That's no one's type

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>tfw hair is long enough to put into a very small man-tail
pic related, basically what it looks like now minus the cig. Quit smoking years ago.

>>8102591
While it's not necessarily a bad look, it has become synonymous with "douchebag hipster". People really hate man buns. Obviously do what you want, but I'd advise against having a man bun.

>>8102591
Man buns are disgusting and horrible

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>>8104193
this guy looks pretty neato with one. Like he doesn't look hipster to me. It's not like I wear skinny jeans and walk around with an ipod or Imac laptop everywhere I go

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>>8104579
The manbun is nose in pic related

It looks so dumb and knocks a 9/10 down to 5/10

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>>8104600
There's a big difference between >>8104579
and this

>>8104617
Sure that guy's a 6/10 and the man bun takes it down to 2/10

>>8104629
I wouldn't fuck a guy who wears skinny jeans or floral girl shirts. To me he's a 0/10

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>>8104629
>>8104600
Okay is this more acceptable? Without the earring gauges

>>8104647
It's more acceptable because a manbun isn't even in the photo so sure

>>8104642
You should reconsider skinny jeans. Skinny jeans painted on thicc thighs is great

>>8104664
>promotes skinny jeans
You're not masculine get out.

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>>8104680
It just looks better than looking like a 90s grunge band

>>8104704
looks stupid

long hair on men is disgusting

>>8104985
not gonna work you're 3 years too late

>>8104985
The YouTube platform is already overdone. If you wanna make $20,000 a year go for it

>>8104921
try it maybe u'll like it

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>>8105017
>it isn't like people stopped watching youtube

>>8074586
About 6 months ago last August I posted 1 pic of this guy (Joe Kovacs) in a mascgen thread so that others could understand my pain, now he's been in almost every thread since...

Also where the fuck did you get this picture

>tfw tren a, test p and nolva came in the mail :)

>>8105797
hormones?

>>8106001
Lol no. I'm a normal dude not trans. :)

>>8106056
>normal dude
>/mascgen/
Pick one, faggot.

>>8105507
You're the one who cursed us with the beauty of Joe kovacs

How dare you

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>>8106077

>>8106290
Nope, I was swindled out of my man card a while back. Now I subsist on the attention real men will give me for being nasty online.
To help you aim your comeback: No, I am not trans or fat.

>>8105507
i found that pic on tumblr (somewhere).
i don't remember where.

he is my goal bf.

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he's so fucking cute

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>dem lats

>>8105797
Nice. Post gains.
You might want caber on hand too.

>>8105797
>cheating frauds
back to your containment thread

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>>8107610
Masc is our containment thread.
How many of the guys that get posted do you think are natty?

>>8107138
Jesus I know right, ridiculously cute

>>8107158
Is he natty?

>>8108080
>olympic anything
>natty
Maybe chess and competitive shooting.

>>8108080
But does it matter, he looks awesome not roided to shit

>studying to be a gym instructor, encounters with hot guys are certain to rise
Yay
>most gyms advise against forming relationships with gym patrons
Boo

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how do i capture a bara

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>>8108624
You don't

>tfw stopper counting calories but still lift now just eat whatever i need in the day and drink 100 grams protein with it

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>>8108624
You're gonna need bigger bait.

>>8109851
>100 grams of protein
You know you're wasting your money. Your body can't even process 100 grams of protein daily. 20 grams is about the max any person's body can even synthesize daily. Your body converts/breaks down the rest of the protein into carbohydrates.

http://main.poliquingroup.com/articlesmultimedia/articles/article/1190/how_much_protein_do_you_really_need_to_eat.aspx

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>>8109914
>>8109851
For those who don't like to read.

>>8108624
well
>>8109898
This

bears for the most part like other bears. so get to lifting eating and getting hairy

>>8108283
Yeah. Being a fat blob is much more attractive than being lean.

>>8108443
>encounters with hot guys are certain to rise
Unlikely. If they need a gym instructor they're probably badly out of shape.

>>8109914
>Your body can't even process 100 grams of protein daily.
Huehuehue Go back to twinkgen

Your body can process and use 100+ grams a day. It just doesn't gain much benefit from more than 20g in a single meal.

>>8109920
>this is the shit mascgen unironically shills


No wonder why none of you look like you lift lmao

>>8110178
Lol "fat blob" have you even looked at him, so much muscle

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>>8102591
I like them if you can pull them off (small forehead, decent face). Only people who will hate them is beta straight guys who care what other guys look like.

>>8109968
>bears for the most part like other bears. so get to lifting eating and getting hairy
this is the reason i started lifting.
im still only ottermode and completely hairless so no bears
just flamboyant mexicans and old men

>>8105507
He's ugly enough to an uglier guy's believable crush.

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>>8109914
There's a lot of other studies contradicting this, showing that around 0.8g of protein per lb is optimal.

http://bayesianbodybuilding.com/the-myth-of-1glb-optimal-protein-intake-for-bodybuilders/

>>8111052
Eh. Never really got into the tubby power lifter type.

>>8111206
>that ass
Off to fap.

https://discord.gg/HYyqpGw

weetabix
weetadix
yes

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Am considering getting a surgical mask like in my animes
Cant scare away qts if no qts approach me
Are you guys really judgemental of what people wear?
I try to dress nice but I have one lobe pierced and potentially this mask thing
Is this a bad thing?

>>8113452
trannies

>added 10lb to my squat today
i can squat 285lb now
how is lifting going /fit/?

>>8111206
what a slut

Fucked a big bear last night who is one of those guys on IG with a couple thousand followers. Feels weird.

I also was pretty nervous and had trouble keeping my boner. How do I stay out of my head and just enjoy what I'm doing?

>>8114259
Bad. Thought my back was getting better, but it's not. Deadlift and squat are shit.

>>8114545
sorry senpai
let it heal up completely before you get back to lifting.

>>8114574
Yeah. I've tried a couple times, but I get over eager. Pretty much resigned myself to never doing more than 3pl8.

I'm going to try doing might weight back stuff like good mornings and see if that helps.

>>8114479
drink 2-3 beers before doing it.

>>8114479
>can't keep a boner for a bear
You're straight and should just give up on being gay.

>>8110230

And yet you're a dyel

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>>8110230
What's so funny about you and your personae is that you actually believe the bullshit you type. You're so pathetic that it's hilarious.

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>>8114479
bottom?

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>>8116660

Maki is a known tranny.

>>8116660
>>8116732
>Rule #2. Section A - Don't respond to shit posters or namefags/tripfags.
>Rule #2. Section B - Report shitposters.

Happy Easter masc gen.

>>8116972
happy easter

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>>8116972
Where's my chocolate?

>>8117344
see >>8061470

>>8116726
He did top me for a short while but he really really wanted to get fucked.

>>8116130
I'm so gay for bears but when it comes to it my dick just fails me. Maybe I need to do nofap/noporn.

>>8118953
Low testosterone

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>>8118953
>my dick just fails me

that's fairly common.
it is called performance anxiety.
it goes away after the first few times with someone new.
cialis can help.
also, dating someone before having sex can help.
it is nature's way of telling you not to fuck strangers and is caused by too much adrenalin (the fight or flight hormone)

>>8120670
>all this pseudoscience
Must be from /fit/

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>>8121627
>pseudoscience

The causes of erectile dysfunction may be psychological or physical. Psychological erectile dysfunction can often be helped by almost anything that the patient believes in; there is a very strong placebo effect.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_dysfunction#Erectile_dysfunction

>prep my meals for the week
>female coworker: "wow anon you cook?"
>"yeah i guess"
>"you'd make a great wife"
:/

>>8114479
Who was the bear anon?

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>>8122007
Hahaha, faggot.

>eating with coworkers

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>>8108624
Literally don't give a fuck apparently

>>8123862
Gay conversations are so boring. Gays are some of the most boring people in the world.

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>>8123871
It's like some kind of law that the hottepeople a dude is, the less interesting their personality

That said some of my best work has been done while shitfaced

>>8123891
Hotter*

>>8123891
Is this like a hobby? It's like you don't even meet these guys you just waste their time for your own attention satisfaction.

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>>8123911
Mostly it's just holding out hope of meeting someone cool I guess. I've met some decent guys through Grindr and it's honestly just a nervous habit to keep checking

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>>8124061
fyi, guys that respond less quickly and with more content within their responses are the most interesting and worthy of dating. Guys who constantly respond or say one liners aren't worth your time. A real human being worth a damn will usually respond to an old message a couple ours or a whole day later. Most men think that it's rude and never respond back because they took their time to respond first, but this is the age of instant gratification and the tumblr generation.

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>>8124087
couple of hours*

>>8123862
Mirin traps

>>8124144
The dude is ripped af but he's got a bad case of butter face

>>8124158
Yeah it happens. Can always smash doggie style.

>>8123911
They waste their own time.
Its not my fault if they keep messaging.

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Killed it in the gym today.
I'm loving 5/3/1 so far

>>8124480
still look like shit maki

>>8124670
>still look like shit
I'll cop to that
>maki
Ouch. That's unnecessarily mean.

>>8124480

Ann pls go away. Come back when your roids work.

>>8124779
Lol been Natty for over a year now.
This is smoll life.

>>8036599
ugh. you know stress eating? i do the opposite of that. i stress starve. my appetite - fucking gone.

i want to be a big burly man like all you faggots but instead i have a twinkbod at 6'8". i look and feel like shit (not eating definitely makes it worse lol, it's way easier to be anxious when you're hungry).

help me mascgen you're my only hope

>>8124833
I'm the same way.
You just have to look at eating the same way you look at lifting.
It's something that you have to push yourself to do. Eventually it'll become second nature, but it will suck at first.

As an ex-skelly, bulking sucks. At first at least you're going to have to push yourself to eat until it hurts.

At 6'8, you've got your work cut out for you. 5lbs is a lot on a guy who's 5'5", at 6'8" it's not even noticeable.

>>8124833
>6'8
My macro fetish is tingling

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>>8124770
>>8124480
Oh it's you Annie. You're always good looking. I just hate maki and wish he would die.

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>>8127001
>he

>>8127001
Why did you enlarge his head?

>>8127049
I didn't. LMAO He naturally has a big head. His body is small in comparison.

>>8127069
I had no idea my head was that big. Something new to be self-conscious about. Lol

>>8127098
Don't be man, you're more handsome than most men on here.

>>8127176
Thanks mom

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>>8127289

>>8037332

To be honest, I don't think I've seen a better pair of tits in my life. I wish I had a total bottom bf with a body like this.

>>8050281

That guy on the right is fucking adorable, but his body looks too wide? Or is it just me?

>>8052200

No. I'm anti-roids. I consider roiders worse than people who don't even work out.

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Rolling for T H I C C edition

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Rolling for Giant Isopod edition

>>8127615
reroll

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>>8127619
kill yourself

>>8127615
Rerolling

>>8127632
Rorring

Thicc roll

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>>8127632
It is literally always thicc edition

NEW THREAD:
>>8127654
>>8127654
>>8127654
>>8127654
>>8127654


>>8127646
Cry about it or be the change you want to see and roll. This edition was terrible and I want to make /MascGen/ great again.