ITT: Teach me to be a gay man what must i know? what must i

>>8034266
Than you aint gay nigga. Gtfo

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>Teach me to be a gay man
NO.
NOW GET OUT BEFORE I ZAP YOUR SHIT

>>8034380
but i want to kiss men and touch their bods, and snuggle with them

>>8034517
SHIIIIT

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>>8034527
Then kiss men and sniggle

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>what must i know?
you must know >tfw no bf

>what must i do?
acquire bf

>what if i dont like to suck dicks or be fugged in the butt?
no bf 4 u

>>8034547
Is that you and your bitch?

>>8034551
>no bf here
Nope, just a hot couple

>>8034266
You must be your true self, in the most authentic and genuine way that you can imagine. You must be free of any deception. You must always strive to find the right balance between moderate pride of who you are and humbleness in front of others. Avoid homophobes and flamers, they're much more alike than you could ever imagine, but if you are confronted to them, always stand for the truth and nothing else. You must also learn to destroy your inner flamer and inner homophobe. When it comes to relationships, you must not even think about mimicking a heterophile relationship, Homophile relationships are about equality, yet also complementarity in a subtle way. Try to balance masculinity and feminity in your relationship. One must not dominate over the other or be subservient to him as in a heterophile relationship. Any sexual act that might damage how you view yourself or your partner must not be done, ever. Anal is objectively gross in many ways, no matter how many people try to tell you otherwise, don't ever fantasize about it. Don't let yourself fall in depravity, yet don't deny yourself the right to love. Also don't ever get "married", you don't need it, moderate discretion in a predominantly heterophile society is all you need. Finally, trust God to show you the way, for i am imperfect and don't know everything.