My body is that of a gay porn star. Im /fit/ amd hairy but my

>>8020809
I'm fit, hairy, tall and have a big dick but an ugly face, it can always be worse anon, just remember that. I'm still single

(Unless you wana be my bf or something)

>>8020809
>My body is that of a gay porn star
Seems like you already know the answer to that, my friend.

>>8020821
Except my penis though isnt its below average

>>8020809
You can't be a stripper or a porn star if you're hairy.
Are you retarded

>>8020848
Tranny detected

>>8020815
Do you have a big beefy ass? How ugly is your face from 0 to 10?

>>8020871
Yep and 3/10

>>8020905
I could put a Guy Fawkes mask on you and fuck your beefy ass

>>8020834
5 inches is average, but truth to be told, there are a lot of guys who would fap to you no matter how big or small your penis is.

>>8021073
How do you know

>>8021076
Older porn was full of guys of various dick sizes. If you're a fit hunk I wouldn't care too much about the size of your dick if it looks nice. And if you have a micropenis, you can always do fetish pornography

>>8021073
>5 inches is average, but truth to be told, there are a lot of guys who would fap to you no matter how big or small your penis is.

I don't believe that

I am 5"

I think average is 5.5" to 6"

People are taller these days - normal teenagers in the West are over 6ft and they probably have big dicks

>>8021089
who fucking cares what you believe in

>As of 2015, a systematic review of the best research to date on the topic has concluded that the mean length of an erect human penis is approximately 13.12 ± 1.66 cm (5.17 ± 0.65 in).[1]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

>>8020809

Be a power bottom.

>>8021095
Lol

>>8021083
The jews convinced us dick size is the only thing that matters.

>>8020865
How is that tranny logic?
Hairy porn stars are a niche market, most gay or straight are smooth.
And male strippers most definitely are smooth all over.
Ain't nobody want no hair in their face.