How do you come out to your parents as being bisexual? Especially

>>7990136
>Especially if you're on homoflexible or heteroflexible side
Attetion-whoring
>trance
kek

>>7990136
Just tell them you like dudes. If you get a girlfriend /have had a girlfriend before and they ask about it just tell them you like girls too.

Alternatively just don't tell them. Unless you plan on introducing them to any future boyfriends there's no reason to. The only time /lgbt/ would have to come out is if they're a tranny, unless they either don't plan on transitioning or they don't plan on ever interacting with their family in person again.

>>7990181
>>7990169
I'm homoflexible, not a fucking breeder.

>>7990217
Oh, I'm just trying to think of a way to tell without sounding too straight.

>>7990354
> implying OP has had sex

>>7990136
>"Hey Mom, Dad, I am attracted to men and women."
>"Okay sweetie, what do you want for dinner?"

or

>"Hey can I bring my boyfriend over for dinner?"
>"Oh, I didn't know you were gay."
>"I like girls too."
>"Okay, does he have any food allergies?"

Just be straight you fucking normie

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>>7990136
>bisexual
>coming out

For what purpose?

>>7991615
Ask the same of fags and dykes?

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>>7990136
Why does a bisexual need to come out?
What advantage could their possibly be?
If you're dating the same sex, then people know you're gay/les.
If you're dating the opposite sex then people know your hetero.
If you're dating more than one person at a time then you're a player.
Saying you're "bi" just makes people think you're confused and can't make a decision.

>>7991615
that picture proves nothing you shitlord. I'm bisexual on the homoside. Sure I like women, but I want to commit myself to one man and live with him happy in a marriage, holding hands until we grow old.
>and then I dump him for a young woman with daddy issues

>>7991635
Homosexuals have a distinct lifestyle that sets them apart from the rest of society.

What do bisexuals have to explain? That they're willing to fuck twice as many people as normal? They're still breeders, so it doesn't matter.

>>7991814
>Homosexuals have a distinct lifestyle that sets them apart from the rest of society.
still it's better for them to just stay closeted.

>>7991814
>Homosexuals have a distinct lifestyle that sets them apart from the rest of society.
FYI gay marriage is a thing now.

>>7991814
>Homosexuals have a distinct lifestyle that sets them apart from the rest of society.
so hooking up until you get AIDS is a lifestyle after all

the problem with bi sexuals is that they aint fags...and they aint have a feminine penis necessarily.. i'm a str8 male, but if I had to choose, I'd prefer to nail a fag than a bi freak

>>7991814
>implying all bi people are predominantly heterosexual

>>7991371
***in an ideal world ™***

>>7991920
>no homo

>>7991920
>"str8"
You're a bisexual freak, too. :|

>>7991905
Jesus, bis can really be as bad as dykes sometimes.

Why do they have to go straight to the AIDS jokes as soon as the banter starts?

>>7991943
Who says that was a bisexual posting?

Any man, gay or bi, who has sex with men needs to be aware of the HIV risk.

>>7991935

how can I be bi since I always wear a condom when i nail dudes.. de fuck?

>>7991955

you cant teach a straight guy, queer tricks.

>>7991953
Okay, but that wasn't what they posted, prick.

>>7991982
You were the one being a prick, assuming that Anon was bi and trash talking the lesbians and acting like bisexual men aren't upset by AIDS jokes.

>>7991953

do u like feminine cocks?

>>7991371
OP specified "How do you come out to your parents," so I told him how I came out to mine.
I think we had take out Mexican food that night for dinner.

>>7991995
AIDS jokes showing up in response to posts critical of bisexuals indicates a bisexual source. Stop defending them.

>>7992068
When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me. Stop being irrational.

>>7992073
You don't need to assume anything. Salty dykes and bisexuals make these kinds of remarks on this board all the fucking time. Is this your first thread here?

>>7992100
and salty gays always attack bisexuals. That's why I went straight for the AIDS, because I know some fag would be upset. And I'm homoflexible. And no, I don't have prejudices to homosexuality regarding STDs, it was just a joke.

>>7992127
yeah, I just wanted to state that I have primary preference for males.

>>7992121
Deliberately saying something that you know will make people feel bad isn't a "joke". You wanted to upset a gay person and you did. How is that functionally different from homophobia?

>>7992244
topkek, I didn't know that I should add a trigger warning to my posts

>>7992287
Can you answer the question?

>>7990136
>How do you come out to your parents as being bisexual?

dont

>>7991615

Oh look, a strawman argument picture.

>I could not live without...
As a bisexual, I could feasibly live without any romantic experiences, although I sincerely would not like it. I'm bisexual because I experience sexual attraction to both of the sexes, and that's it. And yeah, I'll inevitably end up settling down with one. That doesn't erase the fact that I experience attraction to the other sex.

>>7992425
Stop making rational arguments!

>>7990136
Your parents already don't like you, and telling them you're homostretchy is certainly the straw that will break the camel's back.
You'll be out on the streets within a month. Look up youth shelters in your area.

>>7992425
This. It's like thinking that say, a a gay guy can't like both femboys and masc dudes because he'll inevitably have to choose one eventually, or that he can't settle down with one because he'll inevitably chase after the other.

Just because you like multiple things doesn't make it impossible to decide or make a permanent choice.

>>7992425
You're capable of living happily in a hetero relationship though, which is the point. You're just a breeder that'd be willing to fuck the same sex if need be.

>>7992788
If you actually like fems, you're bisexual, so that isn't even an argument.

>>7994879
Then swap femboys and masc for bears and muscle heads. The point is still the same.

>>7994879
>You're capable of living happily in a hetero relationship though, which is the point. You're just a breeder that'd be willing to fuck the same sex if need be.

what if the person I fall in love with and want to live with is the same sex as me?

also, that's like saying you could just date a femboy/trap and noone would notice that you're a gay couple, so why not do that?

>If you actually like fems, you're bisexual, so that isn't even an argument.

why are you so biphobic? are you having problems with living with yourself just because you're gay? Or are you just one of those low-lives that are so bitter that they troll other people just to feel better? Either way that's just sad, especially as you as a gay should be pretty capable of emphatizing with bis as a lot of straights do the same to you as you do to us...

>>7992008
Only if it's your feminine cock

>>7991905
>>7992121
>posts homophobic shit
>"Why do homos hate us?"

>>7990136
Just say you like both. No one will take you seriously. And you'll end up happily ever after with the opposite sex like every bi's endgame.

>>7996513
>what if the person I fall in love with and want to live with is the same sex as me?

In that instance, couldn't you just identify as homosexual instead of bisexual? The need you people have to keep your options open even while ostensibly in love is why others distrust you.

>>8006428
>couldn't you just identify as homosexual instead of bisexual?
That would be dishonest. I believe in monogamy and have never cheated on any of my partners, but I will always be attracted to both sexes, because I am a bisexual.

>>8006442
Don't you see how massively disrespectful it is to your partner though? Would you not find it humiliating if your partner constantly reminded you that they have desires that you're fundamentally incapable of fulfilling? Wouldn't you feel like shit?

>>8006516
That is like gay man A expecting his husband gay man B to stop being attracted to any man who is not gay man A.

If my husband/wife were made to feel insecure by me being bisexual, he or she probably should not have married me.

>>8006516
lolwut? "Boo hoo, I feel like shit because I'm a dude and my wife likes pretty chicks too even though I'm not one, this is so humiliating"?

Real disrespect is demanding your partner abandon their sexuality and attraction and pretend to be something they're not for the sake of your ego.

Just say that you're gay. It isn't that hard

>>8006548
A gay man can be attracted to other men and then go home and satisfy his urges with his partner. A bisexual man in a same-sex relationship has no such outlet when he sees a woman.

There's a good reason a hetero woman gets upset when she finds out her boyfriend or husband watches gay pornography.

>>8006618
A decent partner is willing to make certain sacrifices for the sake of the person they love.

>>8006720
>A decent partner is willing to make certain sacrifices for the sake of the person they love.
Don't you see how massively disrespectful that is to your partner though?

>>8006774
I don't think expecting my partner to be faithful is disrespectful, no.

Pence is gonna zap you all for being non cis white males, I suggest investing in a faraday suit for when your parents find out what you've been doing with your little brother u sick weirdo

>>7991615
hell yeah

>>7991615
hell yeah, i agree with this meme all the way up my butt

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Like, I only did it when I was in a same-gender relationship and my parents found out about it. Unless you want to be best friends with your parents and tell them everything, it might be more trouble than it's worth.