mtfg

nim thread braaahhh

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I want to kill myself.

<-- pic related

First for crippling depression

>>7972941
Save enough of that bleach for me senpai

Why are cis guys so fucking exclusive? Some asshole just told me I was in the wrong bathroom.

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>>7972934
Tbqh I really need a good shag rn

>>7972936
Yeah, couldn't you tell?

>>7972948
well i guess that settles it

im the alpha

>>7972943
Objection! You're not the first person with crippling depression.

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cute pics

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>>7972953
Overruled
Kill me

>>7972946
No! I'm taking it all! All of it! I won't live on this rotten Earth for any longer.

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i think i'd make a terrible lawyer because i gloat and meme too much and id give up valuable litigation positions because of it tbqhngl

why is wanting to beat women such a bad thing?

Women need to get beaten repeatedly so they learn a lesson. They have no brain and are completely fucking useless in every single way. Its funny how i am one on the inside tho because im a moron with no life skills and couldnt hang "with the boys".

Why are women comolete and utter shit? Why the fuck did we give them the right ti vote?

And listen girls were nit girls and we dont deserve to vote. Our opinions dont matter.

>>7972941
>I want to kill myself.
>iktf
But, then I can't take revenge on everyone who's fucked me over the years.

>>7972943
>First for crippling depression
Second ;_;

>>7972953
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8365227

>>7972961
Honestly same

>>7972961
can you beat me up please?

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>>7972961
I'm sorry could you use smaller words I don't think so good

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>>7972940
how's my voice?
does it sound alpha to you?
https://clyp.it/ilm3y5mo

>>7972965
can you beat me up?

>>7972969
sounds like someone i could beat up tbf

>>7972959
nobody cares rapist

>>7972971
I'm like 95 pounds I don't think I can beat anybody up

>>7972969
choke me

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>>7972972
nooo.... ;o;

>>7972961
Beat me to a bloody pulp pls

>>7972981
you type and think like a man just stay a man

>>7972959
rape me
then sue me for it

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:)

>>7972983
no.
besides, i was shitposting in that clyp.
i always shitpost on clyp

hi hello is there anyone that wont rape or kill me that wants to rent an apartment together in texas or washington

>>7972981
lil relaxin tho :3

>>7972990
wooshe

>make one insanely angry post
>entire thread gets shitposty and mean

You bitches are a powder keg.

>>7972996
:3

>>7972994
I'd rent an appartment with you, I can't make any other promises though

>>7973002
are you a transbian or chaser

>>7973001
hru today buddi

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Listening to happy music and eating yummy food isn't making the sad go away
I've exhausted my options, what do

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>start hrt at 18
>just turned 24
>boobs are totally mature and likely as big as they're going to get without being obese
help

>>7973003
neither
I'm a murderer

>>7973003
both if im going to be honest

>>7973005
hru?
what does that mean?

all transbians are agps

>>7973008
oh nevermind then

>>7973009
get your own gf and stay out of my room and kitchen and we'll be okay

>>7973010
how

are

you

>>7973006
smoke a fat bowl

>>7973015
im going to suck your gt while wearing a dress.

>>7973016
o, i'm fine

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>>7973018
I don't know what that means

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Who /PlayingWithLewdestLink/ here too?

>>7973019
Wait.. who is wearing the dress..

>>7973016
how are you?

>>7973031
i dunno what to do today :(

>>7973027
I ordered a switch bundle from Lamestop and everything shipped but the Switch. I'm kinda furious right now actually.

some1 bring me soups :<

>>7973019

I am not sure if such activity is not going to be harmful in long run for your bowel and anus.

You have to keep in mind that your prostate is a delicate organ. You should massage is gently, not pushing with hammer like strength or with nails.

Every time you pee, your urine goes through prostate, keep in mind that if you fuck up your prostate you will have problems with peeing.

While you will find guy telling you that prostate massage is healthy and shit, in fact proper prostate massage is done with care and gently "come here" motion, also normal prostate massage at urologist takes few minutes, not fuck to hour.

Some people with healthy prostate and irresponsible prostate play may end up with non bacterial prostatitis (non specific prostatitis).


Do not use sharp object or object that were not made for anal play.

Keep in mind that vaseline is going to destory condoms and latex based dildos and gloves.

Use alot of lube.

Do not use spit as lube, your spit is the first defensive barrier of your immunology system, but in your mouth there are plenty of bacteria, some people may have some fungus in their mouth for example and you are going to transmit all this bacteria/fungus into your rectum.

Bowel flora is very specific and any kind of disturbance may fuck up homeostasis. Your bowel is dark, wet and warm place its perfect for bacteria to growth.

>>7973033
about what?
just bored?

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>>7973027
I think nier is the best game this year desu
It's great for escapism

Tfw getting money tomorrow

I CAN AFFORD STEAK

>>7973037
yeah

idk what to do

>>7973036
wat

Oh btw
MERCURY + ANNE + OLIVE thread
Not nim
Sad for nim but too bad

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this is your future

>>7973039
>tfw no money from the government just for existing

>>7973044
merc why ;-;

>>7973036
ya need to have sex

>>7973046
GIRLS DO NOT HAVE CAT EARS

>>7973019
that sounds fun desu

>>7973044
>not nim
wow

>>7973046
>tfw have a fantasy about getting plowed by a black guy but I'm a racist bitch

>>7973052
Cat girls do

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>>7973040
maybe we can continue shitposting on clyp.

also, i think it's funny how an anon said that i think like a man, when this morning i couldn't stop thinking about sucking dick for 2 hours straight.
the bigger the better

>>7973047
£130 YEEEEEEEEAH

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>>7973038
2b is lewd too but not THAT lewd as Link, I wish i could play it but don't have ps4 :(

>>7973034
Yeah, sometimes happens

>tfw u think like a man

>>7973059
if I move to the uk will they give me free money

>>7973055
>tfw try to be racist
>tfw black guys are really hot
I've failed /pol/ :(

>>7973065
How old r you
Are u disabled/unemployed

>>7973052
i have cat ears

>>7973055
lucky for you most rapists are white guys and draft dodgers from india

>>7973068
19
no/yes

>>7973065
only if youre a brown person

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>>7973062
I think there's a PC port now
You should check it out, it's really nice

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Where's your favorite place for a guy/girl(male) to cum?

>>7973073
Depends on the position

>>7973070
You gets tiny amount of money that will buy you a bag of chips once a month

>>7973073
Axe wound

>>7973071
is Carolina really bl*ck?

>>7973073
hmmmm....
now that i think about it, i'd probably want it on my face

>>7973073
in my butt

>>7973082
even if i get one of those ill probs be anal cum slut

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>>7973083
I'm white

>>7973073
as long as it's away from me and not in my presence idc

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>>7973073
>not being pure


>>7973072
I know, i'm actually saving money to get a nice pc in the future, i'm too poor for another console at the moment.

>>7973085
>tfw lost interest in anal after SRS
Too much trouble :(

>>7973098
lil yucky anyway

>>7973098
what happened

is piv just too convenient or did surgery cause problems

>>7973057
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SbYzdgOln3

>>7973101
i flush myself out with ~1/4th cup of water a few times and then i'm squeaky clean and rdy 4 yummy cummies

just not too often or its bad for your butt

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>>7973082
how does that work? do you have to 'dig in' and clean the cum out or?

genuinely curious

>>7973089
write "butt slut" and a timestamp on it or I won't believe that's yours

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>>7973101
It's pretty great tho tbhon

>>7973102
I find piv both more enjoyable and way more convenient

>>7973106
It comes out on its own, squeezing the pelvic floor muscles helps
Occasionally I've had issues where I get cum dripping in my panties though.

gamer genocide

>>7973112
>I get cum dripping in my panties though.
oommgggg

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>>7973111

>>7973121
what if you're just albino

>>7973112
so here's a question...
are you able to control your vagina muscles? like can you contract it n stuff

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>>7973118
>tfw u been fucked raw and are walking a little funny then you feel his cum dripping in your panties
Pretty top tier feel honestly

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>>7973128
>

>>7973103
https://clyp.it/c5k22uau

>>7973133
vitiligo

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https://youtu.be/TpDVWqobSsQ

tfw not being cum in

>>7973141
iktf

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>>7973130
There aren't vagina muscles per se, however you do have pelvic floor muscles, and they do essentially allow vaginal contractions. With practice you can consciously control them.

And desu, you kind of have to know how to control them to have good sex, sex is painful if you can't relax, I essentially had vaginismus until I practiced a bit.

>>7973141
Same

>>7973132
uuglksagjgghgghgjhhhuuggh

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goodbye everyone

this is the last time i post awoo on here

>>7973134
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QL6u9AEtVa

>>7973146
do kegel muscles have some effect? or is that the pelvic floor muscle?

monk monk

>>7973160
monk e

>>7973161
huggiewuggie

>>7973150
does this mean you're moving onto bigger and better things

>>7973165
wugg

>>7973150
;-;7

>ywn be Grace

>>7973166
it means i'm moving onto gensokyo

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>need ffs to potentially not look like a man
>too young for ffs

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>>7973158
One and the same
Regarding the biological differences between a neovagina and a natal vagina, a neovagina has no smooth muscle.
However, both sexes have PC muscles, so that gives a fair amount of control over tightness and contraction. Smooth muscle isn't under voluntary control anyways.

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>>7973132
elanna, master of lewd.

>>7973178
does peeing feel different

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>tfw haven't had a carbonated drink in a week and have to recover after every sipp

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really makes u think...

>>7973188
>George W Bush
hmmm

It's fucking 74 in the house and I still feel cold.

I want to die

>>7973193
get a boy to follow you around snugging you

>>7973186
do you drink uncarbonated water all the time?

>>7973203
i do
pretty gay huh

>>7973201
to afraid...
a girl would be better.

>>7973183
Duhhh
Bladder function isn't any different and it feels no different to pee vs holding it, but obviously I have to sit and spread now, and you don't feel it shooting out your penis.

>>7973205
it's not gay it's just bland to me

>>7973210
That's good to know. I was worried there would be some accidents and relearning involved.

>just got my long hair cut and look tomboyish now

it's kinda cute but I kinda miss it

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>>7973221
Yes and no
It takes some time for the swelling to go down during recovery and this can do some pretty weird things to your bladder control.

I may have had an accident or two during the first few months.

>>7971758
Honestly, I've not really felt I had it worse *or* better as a girl compared to as a guy.
>Why?
Because plenty of people just simply don't *want* to date a tranny. Simple as that.

>>7973242
>I may have had an accident or two during the first few months.
Is this where mtf diaper fetishes come from?

>>7973073
My " """" breasts" """""
>>7973141
Same
>>7973049
I'm almost a witch, I rather be KV for 6 more years and then get magic

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>tfw not spending quality time with my qt rn

>>7973153
https://clyp.it/3yu5pu3d

>>7973266
Doubt it.
Believe me, there is nothing sexy about incontinence.

>>7973282
I don't believe u

>>7973278
in case everyone's wondering, the poison i put in it is nicotine.
enough to kill a person

who here /teamhips/

>>7973073
My boyfriend has fucking stupid large shots, and the other day, since we didn't have any lube at my place so he couldn't cum in my ass, we did the "shoot like you just pulled out all over my torso" thing
shot covered fucking everything from my girl cock to my choker
he almost cums too much tbqh its been a problem before that I can barely swallow fast enough to not get it everywhere

>>7973178
thanks for answering all these neovagina questions I've always been curious about

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>>7973290

>>7973282
Probably because you ruined regular clothes because of it.

peelanna

>>7973289
making another helping laced w/ bleach

>>7973276
>had two days in a row off
>have to go in to work second shift in like 20 minutes but really really just wanna go spend the third night straight doing nothing but laying in bed cuddling boyfriend
kill me

>>7973303
try having it out in public...

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>>7973290
I guess my hips are pretty alright
One of my better qualities desu

hi

>>7973290
>tall and skinny
>38" hips
I guess so

wow I really want srs now

>>7973289
That's A LOT of nicotine. Good luck.

>>7973303
I actually didn't ruin any clothes because of it, I lucked out and had it happen when I was standing up in the bathroom at home, usually after peeing. It could easily have just happened in public though, you don't even realize it's happening until you have pee running down your leg.

>>7973299
No worries! I actually remember being kind of annoyed by the lack of information out there when I was seeking surgery and it does seem like the situation hasn't improved a lot. Plus there's a lot of memes and garbage information here.

>>7973336
oh hi

>>7973337
they are talking about the trip, Hips. Who is """"suing""" someone

>>7973345
does it hurt a lot when its healing

>>7973289
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZBRafBDnFE

>>7973348
Oh. I do my best to stay out of drama.

so you want to learn drums huh?
well good luck watching youtube videos in slow motion because theres absolutely nothing out there to help you.

>>7973350
Think about how many nerve endings are situated around your pelvic region. I won't sugar coat it, it's an incredibly painful surgery, and it's pretty unpleasant during recovery.

>>7973367
>beep will never be the drummer in your band
why go on

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hi im awake
c:

>>7973371
All that effort for a sweatshop fake pussy that can't even fulfill it's true purpose?

ok. time to take a shower.
if the mouse went for any of the peanut butter, i'll know

>>7973363
i know where this is going.
no :P

i guess poson is my favorite method of killing pests

>>7973375
There's a nigger under the bed.

>>7973371
>painful surgery
don't they give you anesthesia?

>>7973381
They can't for srs. It's all done awake.

>>7973381
Not if ur a drug addict :^)

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>>7973375
Hailee

>>7973383
WHAT THE FUCK

>>7973376
Completely worth it actually
It's not like I could get pregnant if I had a dick anyways

>>7973381
Well yeah but you're not going to be under anaesthetic after you leave the operating room.
You're going to be on opioids. My pain was too severe for oxycodone to be effective, I needed 4mg dilaudid every 6 hours or so.

>>7973375
Hey.

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i feel drained but i didn't do anything physically demanding today

>>7973385
This, elanna was probably on something before she went to the hospital.

>>7973395
eyy bb gurl Ihav sumthing 4u 2 drain

>>7973395
That just means you're useless.

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>>7973381
>>7973389
I'm assuming this is intended for people unfit for general anesthesia for whatever reason, but yiiikes.

>>7973402
already had my suspicions but i didn't think that it would be the cause :/

>>7973402
being mean to good girls is bad

>>7973374
I'll never be bc tutorials are dongs or nonexistent. :/ I just wanna play my coheed songs but the fills are 2 crazy to pick out by ear.

>>7973412
smfh beep we coulda started an all tranny band

>>7973407
I had regional, it's essentially an injection of local anaesthetic in the spinal cord
With regional they pump you full of benzos anyways so you don't remember anything, you just wake up in the recovery room.

>>7973395
iktf it's weird and I can't control it

>>7973418
It's almost like an allegory for your life. You pump yourself full of stuff and, eventually, you just wake up in Hell.

>>7973420
like, i keep breathing pretty hard and feeling tired and stuff :/
it's not nice

hope you feel better soon

>>7973410
wow thank you anon!

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>>7973387
What's wrong bubu

>>7973380
there's a what

>>7973394
Good morning, cutes. How's it?

>>7973418
>experience srs while conscious
>while knowing you're going to forget the experience
What can that be like?

>>7973418
how long did it take for you to go off the meds without feeling a lot of pain after surgery?

>>7973389
I hope I don't need that strong of pain killers. I had a heroin addiction.

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>>7973435
Everything is going bad

>>7973435
Pretty well, I overslept a little but it's not like I'm doing anything today. I think I'll try finishing my current HoI4 campaign today.
You?

>>7973442
pupp

>>7973448
discord

>>7973451
I underslept! Yay!
But it's all gucci. Gonna relax, might revise

>>7973417
I'm trying D':

>>7973432
thank you. I feel tired in general since like 4 years. alot of times I fall asleep without wanting to so my sleep schedule is weird :S

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oh god help i have a letter written and waiting to be sent to a potential supervisor for grad school and i'm too afraid to press the send button
;__________;

>>7973436
I don't think you're actually conscious
It's just not like general anaesthesia where you're in a coma. You're responsive.
It's weird though, there's no sensation of time passing, you just start to feel woozy and then instantly you're waking up.

>>7973438
I was able to move around without excessive pain after about a month and a bit. I did run out of dilaudid a bit before I was quite ready to drop the opioids and had to get a friend to hook me up with some T3s

>>7973441
Hopefully not
You may though if your tolerance hasn't dropped

should i not epilate my legs if I plan on getting laser there when i can afford it?

>>7973461
Send it~. They'll accept you!

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>tfw online group project meeting in a couple hours but I have no idea what I was supposed to be working on so now I'm sitting here with my legs shaking uncontrollably
>tfw still lonely
>>7973336
Cudd
>>7973395
Iktf
I had that last week when I was really depressed. No energy and exhausted but didn't do anything

>>7973461
>I don't think you're actually conscious
Ok but just imagine if it was like that >>7973436 !

>>7973457
Aww D:
That must be really annoying and weird

>>7973461
>It's weird though, there's no sensation of time passing, you just start to feel woozy and then instantly you're waking up.
I had this exact experience when I had a surgery in the same general area a few years ago

>>7973469
cudd

Found a trans youtuber from the same country as me. Turns out she's intersex, passed when she was living as a teenage boy, no male puberty, supportive parents, srs at 18.
Totally relatable, r-right?

srs is so scary

im imagining telling my 15 year old self that i would be considering it in the future

he'd be horrified

>>7973436
>What can that be like?
well it's not like she can remember what it was like

>>7973476
What kind of intersex?

>>7973477
>tfw I already wanted SRS at 15

hi i managed to get Gloomy out of the house for over 8 hours and she enjoyed it ama

>>7973485
did she hiss when she entered the sun

>>7973477
>he'd

>>7973485
snugg

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>>7973477
>tfw I'll never tell 14yo me to start hrt
>tfw wanted srs when I was in high school

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>>7973477

>>7973487
Don't misgender young-nim. He was a boy before she became a girl.

>>7973471
it is. it was useful to pass time in school but now it's like I fall asleep at 6pm and wake up at 1am. idk why it happens and my doctor couldn't help me yet :/

>>7973486
no she thought her street was extremely busy. There were 3 people around
>>7973490
hugg

>>7973491
>tfw you posted here and knew how to get hrt but you were too scared

I'm gay

>>7973491
>wanted to run away at 14 and start taking birth control tablets but scared

>>7973503
me2

>>7973485
did you eat weisswurst with beer? :3

>>7973499
>no she thought her street was extremely busy.
>There were 3 people around
cute :3

>>7973469
hmmmm interesting
I guess these last few weeks have been pretty tough emotionally
Also had a few moments where I felt really depressed.

Since right before dinner I've just been feeling like laying down and doing nothing umu

It better not be like this tomorrow, I have stuff to do.

>>7973496
Heh I can imagine.
It's very strange indeed :/
Maybe try seeing a doctor specialized in sleep disorder stuff?

do i really type like a guy?

>>7973499
were the 3 people pretti

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>>7973466
Oh godddd my finger is hovering over the button but I can't press it
;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;

>>7973470
Idk, sounds scary
I was terrified that I would remember it

>>7973483
>tfw didn't know I wanted SRS until more than a year into transition and having had a sexual partner
>tfw not trutrans

>>7973515
no

>>7973491
>tfw tried to kill myself at 14 because I thought I could never be a girl

>>7973367
u gotta do RUDIMENTS bb
i can play a few basik beats
i believe in u boopboop!!

>>7973520
smacc lani hand so it sends

>>7973515
what does that even mean?

>>7973461
I had a similar experience with my wisdom teeth. She started a sedative, I remember tasting garlic (wtf) and then I woke up in another room with people giggling at me. I... had made a joke about waking up with breasts and she stuffed tissues under my shirt before I came to >.>

>>7973477
My 15 year old response would be: "you can do that?!"

>>7973523
> Tfw asked a higher being to prove it's existence by turning me into a girl when I was 15
I'm an atheist for a reason

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>>7973528
idk an anon said that i type & think like a man

>>7973511
i had weisswurst but no beer :s
>>7973519
no they were old village people
>>7973520
press it woman!

>>7973539
kitty :3

>>7973514
it's hard finding any specialized doctor here :/ also sometimes when I spend alot of time with friends it turns to the opposite and I'm full of energy and don't want to sleep. maybe if I get a psych appointment he can help me. I need one anyways.

>>7973543
were they singing the ymca song

>>7973536
hey are you me

i did this a lot

>>7973536
wasn't that the point of birthday wishes and going to church? really wish god would had told me about the wonders of self-medding

>>7973520
press the button

activate it

>>7973548
ye

>>7973547
Oh I see :c
Heh that's at least something, being so excited from being around your friends that you suddenly regain all your energy.

I think talking about it with a psych would be the way to go.
Good luck, anon!

>>7973477
>>7973483
me too...

>>7973543
why did you leave out the beer? you gotta try some beers while you are here :D

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i think i might be one of those gays you've heard about

did anyone here really not repress as hard as i did :(

like i thought about putting my mom's clothes on and stuff but i never did it cuz it seemed gay

i never thought about having srs and stuff at 15 wtf

i did have a dream that i was a girl once and i liked it a little too much

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>>7973520
Lani. Be a good girl. Send it.

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>>7973536
I did this too .-.

>>7973520
Do it Lannu!

>>7973560
>like i thought about putting my mom's clothes on and stuff but i never did it cuz it seemed gay
wtf why not fag
how can you say you're trans if you didn't crossdress

>>7973565
cuz it was gay

i didnt do a lot of stuff cuz i thought it was gay

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>>7973559
My gay.
I love you, fuckin gay

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oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
I pressed send
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck I think I'm gonna have a heart attack

>>7973560
there's not "right" way to handle all of this shit , nimmy. you just found different ways of coping

>>7973536
>tfw asked a higher being at my 13th birthday to give me the ability to fly so I could leave everything behind and get some peace alone
>tfw it didn't happen

>>7973570
ok now refresh to see if they responded

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>>7973570
You did it! They'll accept you, don't worry.

>>7973558
sorry i only drink if i want to get wasted now :3
>>7973570
good lass

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Cease this faggotry

>>7973570
just give up, no one accepts trannies

>>7973553
thanks and yeah it's a p good thing to get energy from excitement c: on new years eve I went home around 5am and couldn't sleep so I browsed mtfg until 8am

I hope you will be better too soon you are really nice and helpful c:

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>>7973581
No.

>>7973573
i used to ask for the ability to shapeshift or something like that, so I could live as a girl but be a boy in front of my parents, since I thought they wouldn't accept me ):

i dont wanna go to work

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alright, a robot thinks i write like a woman

can someone post the red flag with the trans flag and the AK?

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>>7973591

>>7973588
oh yeah i would do that

it was like "if i could shapeshift id totally be a girl most of the time!"

>>7973592
cudd

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>>7973582
They don't even know I'm a tranny!!

>>7973590
wtf im not a robot

>>7973590
shit, that pic is agp.
posting it was a mistake

nimbot

>>7973597
they will when they see you

Is my only hope laser? >>7973096

>>7973584
Nobody looks like a neanderthal when you have a blurry picture

>>7973599
It's cute, though.

>>7973600
>tfw no nimbot
>ywn feed your nimbot cookies and pat her on the head
>ywn watch your nimbot blush around cute boys

>>7973607
why does nimbot eat cookies?

wouldnt it be a meme if i went to law school

i'd get to work part time depending on the type of lawyer i am, and still make a cushy living

and i'm not an insane rapist so i wouldnt be a liability to clients

>>7973598
i wasn't talking about you.
besides, you said that i don't write like a man.
that's kinda different

>>7973605
yea, it is cute

>>7973608
fuel

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>>7973601
Yes, just like everyone else right?

tfw have to go past a row of pictures of you every time you leave the house xD

wear lan like a lil hat

Damn what was with Kayla bullying everyone last night? Can we please make threads that tell not to give her any (you)'s? Maybe it will catch on like it did with drake.

>>7973612
ye they just don't wanna hurt your feelings

>>7973607
why would a nimbot blush around cute boys

nim always has a flushed face anyway

i want to sue 4chan

I should start sueing sounds like a fun new way to shitpost.

Would womens multivitamins be a smart thing to also be taking?

I take normal multivitamins but considering switching to womens

>>7973620
the perfect plan until you sue yourself

what happened to lalalily did he finally kill himself?

>>7973619
>why would a nimbot blush around cute boys
nimbots are concerned about seeming gay around them

>>7973629
maybe a lil

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>>7973618
>>7973618
I pass though.

>>7973624
No, you don't menstruate so the additional iron can be an issue.

>>7973627
>tfw slowly turning into larry, minus the retarded part

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>>7973624
i take women's multivitamins.
mostly b/c of my diet.
no nutrients

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>>7973604
that is true, but I look like a neanderthal now

>>7973617
this is why we never should have ostracized drake like that
its a dangerous game to play...where does it end

>>7973627
Probably grew up

>>7973638
Hello drake

>>7973635
That's why I take them

i'd be a real estate attorney and help clients with corrupt landlords who make their living spaces unsafe and volatile

i know what its like so i'd be great at it

>>7973617
she has always been like this
trolling tranny boards for the last decade

>>7973627
became a stealth terf nazi masc dyke

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>>7973633
Sure you do buddy.

>>7973640
lol

>>7973642
then i think you should take them

>>7973646
literally looks like a girl

>>7973646
you can't post cutelannas saying she doesnt pass

>there are real people in existence who believe elanna doesn't look like a cute cis girl

lmao

>>7973646
Looks like an ugly version of my aunt to me desu

>>7973624
Depends on the mix. Some iron is needed, and if you don't get it via other sources... Your body is slowly changing over to full female metabolism, minus the uterus.

>tfw not cute and passing like elanna

>>7973658
>>there are real people in existence who believe elanna doesn't look like a cute cis girl
>implying it's not just someone that doesn't like her trying to annoy her

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