>arranged hookup to jerk off a guy >by accident cut my

>>7972298
Fucking duct tape. And Jack him off pinky out like a lady

>>7972305
Lmao

>>7972305
>pinky out like a lady
I'm dying of laughter now. I thought it would be a turn off to to put band-aid, let alone duck tape

>>7972305
Fancy, sponge bob taught me how to do that.

>>7972298
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You fucking retard.

>>7972456
I will fap like a retard with other hand. Though, it didn't cross my mind lol

>>7972456
Wow that was mean anon

>>7972305
FUCKING KEK

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>>7972465
Then use the cut hand to fap, or are you afraid of getting std's from yourself?

You're really not the brightest tool in the shed, huh.

bandaid, retard

>>7972514
>Brightest tool in the shed
>brightest tool

It's the brightest bulb in the pack
Or the sharpest tool in the shed.

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>>7972514
I have a bad camera, and I suck at taking photos, but the bottom pic is a cut, it's half millimeter deep. The upper pic is small tear, a bit of blood can be seen. I always have these small tear, can I get aids through them? And I'll cut my nails later before anyone says anything.

>>7972515
will it weird out a guy?

>>7972518
LOL

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dominate him so your pinkie doesn't come anywhere near semen

>>7972298
superglue
invented in WWI and all that

>>7974315
I realize it's a joke, but...
If only I knew how to dominate. Is there 101 guide or something like that? I'd like having hookups without genital contact. I'm submissive, is it possible to find Dom with whom there would be no genital touching?

>>7972560
thats not even a cut you numty. go fucking jack him off mate

>>7972298
gauze
a condom
krazy glue
fudge sauce

>>7975216
should I put gauze before a condom but after a krazy glue, or?