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nim thread

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>>7891274
agreed vaginas are absolutely disgusting to me

i'm totally straight but i contend that a 100% passing tomboy transgirl would make me swing the other way

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Real dysphoria hours
Who up

>>7891282
It's like a muscle that gets better over time isn't it?

>>7891281
>tfw pic related is current mood

>>7891291
I never used to like femboys or crossdressing guys pre-hrt

>>7891288
true

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ATTENTION: This is a transbian free thread. Transbians are not allowed to post in this thread.

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>>7891299
>>7891302

>>7891307
I LIKE EVA AND IM NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT

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>>7891307
Too bad, desu.

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>>7891317

PSA: moap has a really manly face under that hair.

>tfw your mom tells you that she would accidentally tell my dad he was beautiful due to her language barrier and that he would always giggle when she did that
oh no..

>>7891325
hah your dad was a girl

Sup bros wanna chug some craft brews?

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I'm gonna need that anon to not leave yet.
rrrr
I was enjoying that.

>>7891322
nomnomnom :33

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>>7891323

shenis

>>7891258
What about walking through a tagged alley with homeless people living in it?
Stopping.
Taking a pic of said graffiti.
Sitting fucking down.
And posting it on /mtfg/.
Is that healthy??

I WANT shit to happen to me fuck this life

>>7891355
:(

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Pizza makes the sad go away

>>7891343
><

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>>7891356
Fuck it this bitch was playing games so I called him a little faggot girl bitch.
I'm going home.
Here's the tagging

>>7891363
why dont you transition ;-;

>>7891363
stop lashing out at people and transition my sweet precious bean girl

>>7891357
This poster is a cute do not trust her

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>>7891367
I don't know.

Motherfucker is pulling me by my nutstrings

He wants to give me 20$ now cuz I cussed him out.
He knows I'm fucking hungry

>>7891373
im crying someone help this beaner

whats your favorite band?

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>>7891281
Wait is there a collection of those images? I always thought this was the only one

>>7891379
Iron Maiden

The only thing in existence consistently there for me

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>>7891379
Metallica ^^

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>>7891379
right now anything pat the bunny was a part of (johnny hobo and the freight trains, wingnut dishwashers union, ramshackle glory, etc)

I like shitty folk punk

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>>7891323
I thought the secret was we were all really boys under the long hair

>>7891379
Zac Brown
real comfy shit

>>7891388
Stop acting like this Faye it's really annoying

Why did you even get VFS if you are just going to be like this

>>7891388
Some of us actually look like girls, though.

>>7891379
Coheed and cambria desu

>>7891385
Choose between these songs

Halo on Fire
Now that we're Dead
Spit out the Bone
Here comes Revenge

Stop liking things I like pls.

>>7891394
Omg how?(a-asking for a friend)

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>>7891307
>ATTENTION: This is a transbian free thread. Transbians are not allowed to post in this thread.
UPVOTED LIKED AND SUBSCRIBED

Where are the hotties that need a daddy? I am a Patrician, but I will accept a Patrician waifu or Pleb slave girls makes no difference to me.

>>7891398
seconded, asking for a completely real friend

>>7891397
Halo on fire :p

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>>7891392
>needing to get VFS to have a female voice
lmaooo

>>7891379

Rise Against or NOFX are my favorites but it would be hard to pick one over the other.

>>7891398
>>7891401
genetics

>>7891405
>not wanting an easy mode cheat that lets you laugh and sing like a girl and is completely unclockable and will never slip into male ranges

>>7891403
REEEEEEE STOP LIKING THE EXACT SAME THINGS I LIKE

>>7891410
>paying money so you don't have to do any vocal training at all
that's lazy as hell anon

>>7891386
ay i was just listening to live the dream
>>7891396
lmao i love this song https://youtu.be/fNkvfeRXaHk
"DIE WHITE GIIIIIRLS"

I'm gonna assault this motherfucker

>>7891416
gl my nigga

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>>7891412
Wanna cuddle or something?

>>7891416
dont do it just take his dick and move on

>>7891413
If you have the money to spend then what's wrong with it?

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>>7891416
godspeed bean

>>7891414
The whole cd is fire desu
Actually all their cds are. And that's why they're the greatest rock band rn.

I'm fugen bored, how are ya'll?

>>7891379
Pink Floyd hands down.

>>7891416
you need something to reduce your testosterone

>>7891394
Cut your hair short and see!
>>7891392
Because dysphoria

https://clyp.it/pygnkrl1

>>7891427

Like cock

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That anon better come back, they signed a contract and everything

>>7891424
Comfy and full of pizza ^^
>>7891430
I-if they don't I'm here 4 u~ :3

why am i such a pussy now
i told my mom how upset i was at her and then she got sad and then i felt like shit

>>7891428
What the fuck no you can't you're either going to finish your transition and accept you're a girl or just pretend to be a mute forever

How long has it been since you had the surgery anyway?

Is beanboy a closeted mtf prostitute now or something??

>>7891433
WHAT KIND OF PIZZA PLS

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>when the titty skittles kick in

is muscle reduction a meme or does it actually happen eventually?

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>>7891433
cindyyyyyyyy

>>7891428
>cut your hair and see
I passed when I first started transition and I had pixie hair

its glorious Hawaiian pizza right cindy
RIGHT?

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why does laser have the six week apart thing? I want qt legs ;~;

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>>7891444
qt legs..

>>7891407
Are you picking up the new sum 41 album that comes out?

>>7891436
earlier she was talking about picturing herself as a girl
we're finally breaking down her repression

>>7891437
Just pepperoni ^^ it was from this hipster place that opened up a bit ago near me, I've never had it before but it is good! :p
>>7891441
Haileeeee uwu
>>7891443
I'm triggered anon

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Is it wrong to only like black guys? I feel like a stereotype, but even seeing BBC get me too wet...

>>7891444
I just want my face to be clear. Laser takes so long...

>>7891435
About 25 days, so 6 days of voice rest before I was supposed to talk, two month until I'm healed, 5 months until the pitch is fully raised

Aka it's supposed to get higher then this >.<

>>7891452
try not having even started laser yet!

>>7891447
>new sum 41 album

....I didn't know this was a thing...

>>7891456
was it ridiculously expensive?

>>7891451
Nah I think Birdy and drakeposter are into that too

>>7891459
5k that ended up being 6k because I couldn't bring someone to the hospital with me

>>7891456
Pitch sounds fine but it sounds like you're talking from the throat instead of the head, I'm having that issue right now.

How long did you have in stay in Korea post op? 1 week?

>>7891446
I'm working on it emi! ><
>>7891452
I've been doing electrolysis for my face, doing laser on legs and hopefully more soon. my skin does not take shaving or most things well at all so I'm kinda forced into it :c

>>7891449
Dayyyum, fancy. I miss the pizza place where I used to live, had to move a couple of months ago. Had the best kebab ever. :C

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>Convinced I was trans for years
>Delay going fulltime hormones because I'm a pussy but stay on a low dose because I want to keep my options open
>Fulltime HRT
>2.5 months in
>Suddenly have desire to say fuck it because I know I'll never look how I want to
>I know I was meant to be born a girl but I might as well make the most of being a dude because that just wasn't how the cards fell and it's not life-ending for me
>My quality of life would be much higher if I gave up now and just went full slimbuff ottermode and picked up the swarths of bitches that I had before I was transitioning
am I about to make a mistake

>>7891418
o-ok

p.s:
k i s s u

>>7891464
that's much less than I would have guessed. I could actually realistically save up for it :0

>>7891467
im epilating and i bought creams to make mine all smooth uwu

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>>7891458
Are you guys picking up the new Sum 41 record that comes out OCTOBER 7th on Hopeless records?

You may remember them from such classics as fat lip, in too deep and still waiting,

Heres a song from their new hit album hitting the shelves October 7th.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waixG1Dhr3w

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>when even the porn trannies who can afford ffs don't pass there's a problem

>>7891456
the results do seem pretty good so far
back when i was looking into transition i got super excited about all the possible surgeries and VFS seemed really cool
of course i'll never actually afford any surgeries..

>>7891465
I went to New York, and I'm talking completely from the chest because anything above that is too gravelly and not healed enough right now, I have to add a lot of air and kind of let it just flow out without using my cords

>>7891475
I wish I could make mine nice :\

>>7891461

>drakeposter are into that too
>Thought he was cis

Does he likes to be cucked or something?

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>>7891471
Aaaahhhh ><
Kissu u 2!

>>7891470
u could be a guy on hormones

No one said my selfie was pretty and I'm literally going to kill myself

>>7891477
what compels a person to say

"yes, i will tattoos my palms"

>>7891476
I'll probably be dead by October :(

>>7891479
Oh shit, someone in NY does the same surgery now? Name of surgeon?

>>7891484
Pardon?

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>>7891485
You're pretty

>>7891480
you're doing stuff to get there

it's not your fault you have stubborn hairs!

>>7891464
Where did you get it done at? I've heard its like 9-10k at Yeson at least

>>7891485
your selfie was pretty and im literally going to kill myself

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>>7891464
Ur life is hell if you ever run out
You know
Right?
Creep.
>>7891448
Trolling I swear
>>7891436
I'm a prostitute
>>7891434
Hormones
>>7891427
Like steroids bitch
>>7891422
Ye ima punk this fag
>>7891420
Don't take pp
>>7891417
Thank you friend
>>7891367
I'd transition if I felt like a girl
Maybe not.
>>7891369
Fuck you you don't fucking know why I lash out or how hard I do you pussy

Ima chill on the side of the road for a bit until this dumb bitch is ready

>>7891347
sheenis

>>7891470
don't fucking stop hormones you retard
>2.5 months in
you're better off transitioning all the way
either you'll be a pretty girl or you can cut off your boobs and be a feminine guy

>>7891496
there's no one there beany who are flipping the bird at

>>7891486
The same ones that shove 70 dicks in their pooper at a time

>>7891493
yeah I guess, I just want to feel cute though...

>tfw hormones are making you more handsome
uhhh did i take the hormone by accident

>>7891485
you didnt even post a selfie

>>7891482
Idk he told me he likes dominant transgirls though and that he'd be down to get pegged by a cis girl though

>>7891503
ill make you feel cute in august :3

>>7891483
no

kissu u 3

that means more kissu for you

I win

>>7891496
:(
we love you bean girl
we just want you to be happy and feel more comfortable in your body

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>>7891507

bean babe

>>7891489
Haben he uses dissolving sututes instead of premenant ones it's slightly different, but it's the same basic concept

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>>7891423
Stop acting like a boy
LUL xD

>>7891428
:o

>>7891444
I usually pay for my gfs to get sugaring, should look into that fampai

>>7891496
Someone call ICE tell Trump one got loose xD xD xD

WOW these threads are lame as fuck, nobody does shit in here but whine and talk about all the boy stuff they do..... gross.

>>7891498
Anon I don't think I will be a pretty girl and it's not exactly like I've got D cups going on here. I'm pretty sure that if I stopped, I'd just have super minor gyno or maybe even nothing at all.
I'd aite with being a feminine guy. Obviously not as happy as being a ~real girl~ but given my body type and the fact that vagina transplants aren't a thing, I don't think I'd ever hit that standard for myself.

If transitioning isn't life or death for me, then why transition if I'm attractive as a dude and will probably have a happier life than struggling to be a girl?

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>>7891501
everyone cept you bb
>tfw Eva's chasing actually worked
Respect.

>>7891496
>tfw ywn save bean off the side of the road

>>7891508
Kaaay I surrender :p

>>7891512
>>7891507
What is the Eva x Nim official ship name?

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>>7891477
holy shit they literally all look like men

>>7891510
You sure you love me anon?

Or are you more into the idea of me being a transgirl you sick fetishist

>>7891498
jesus christ you give the worst advice
might as well fully transition if you're 2.5 months in??

>>7891516
>vagina transplants aren't a thing
Not yet they aren't
I for one believe in the future

>>7891517
yeah she did chase me a little desu lol

i like it though :3

>>7891496

>I'm a prostitute
>Don't take pp

So what, You just blow everyone? Shitty prostitute

Take that "paycheck" like a man!

>>7891527
the future is just a myth!

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Beanboy is a perfect example of why we need the wall

>>7891528
>>7891517
w-what?

>>7891515
But I am one. And my fetish is tricking men
>>7891505
I did earlier

>>7891529
I'm getting fucking tired of saying this man........
Big dick
Fuck hard
Word spreads

You really don't think I'm famous huh?
Ur not in the right

(Circles)

Pham.

i framed that selfie of beepbeep and hung it up in my office to tell people she's my qt 3.14 trap gf

>>7891534
you were always hitting me up on discord and then you went anon to flirt with me :3

you admitted it!

>>7891514
Well dang, cool, thanks for this. Guess I don't need to renew my passport.

>>7891516
but you said you want to be a girl
HRT can work miracles
and at worst you can get FFS

idk it sounds like you're just worried about passing, which is what just about all of us have to deal with

>>7891526
t. manposter
her reason is the typical 'i'll never be the kind of girl i want to be so i should give up'
may as well see how well you do it

>>7891535
post it again :3

>>7891522
As per rules of war I take my spoils now

You're gf now. Prepare for MORE

K I S S U
I
S
S
U

>>7891540
you are the perfect example of what we must be

>>7891523
Niva!!!

>>7891544
No someone said they wanted to fill me with their seed

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>>7891545
:o omg

>>7891535
Yeah post up that selfie Beeper, Im about to dip out. I wanna see if ur still a skelly lil femboi or if you are finally ready for dick.

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Uhh, I just had a guy over and it was literally the worst 'sexual' experience I've ever had with someone.

wtf the guy didn't try to give me any pleasure at all. no neck kisses, no ass touching, no leg touching, no sucky on my tits. I legit shaved for nothing lol he didn't even touch me.

He tried to get me to suck his dick and I obliged but he wouldn't even let me do it my way. I was literally not turned on AT ALL. Then this motherfucker is like lets have sex. I'm like LMAO dude what? we've been touching eachother for ~45 seconds. Then hes like, okay fine just lean back. Then he came on my stomach which was kinda hot but then put his clothes back on and we were done.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JUST HAPPENED

>>7891496
I can't run out, I get 80% of my old paycheck from the government

>>7891549
lil beepboop

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>>7891515
Sup famalam

Hows the chasing big dog?

>>7891541
c-confessing is scary...
it's the first time I've ever done it....

ITT: manposter successfully woos 15 year old girl

>>7891552
sounds like you had sex with a guy

>>7891552
This is why you need a guy who knows what being a girl feels like

>>7891552
lmao im so sorry

>>7891552
that is called internet deprivation

he isn't a proper degenerate like us, he must be burned

>>7891550
Cindy guess what comes after kissu?

>>7891552
awww sorry it didn't work out

back to the master plan >:)

>>7891553
Whys the government pay you?

>>7891556
aww did i really cause you to get that anxious? :(

i thought i was approachable

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>>7891561
W-what?

>>7891545
>>7891561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGq6U5-_qSs

>>7891543
>her reason is the typical 'i'll never be the kind of girl i want to be so i should give up'
>may as well see how well you do it
fine you're actually right about that
thats the only reason I'm still taking hrt even though I basically have no hope

>>7891552
Sounds like sex with most guys

for real kissu monster is the cutest username i've ever seen i can't get over it

>>7891552
Sup senpai. Sounds like you should stop playing with little boys and stick to men Tbh.

>>7891555
>Hows the chasing big dog?
My waifu hasnt responded to me in almost 3 weeks and I am getting bored of my slave girls. I need a new waifu and new slave girls.

>>7891558
false

>tfw you ran out of bottled water today
>tfw your lips are already chapped again
>tfw your water filter doesn't come in until saturday
at least after that ill have qt lips

>>7891565
I was shaking and my face was the brightest red ever.... ><

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>>7891557
hey, that's not true. Some guys are really good. This guy: >>7891515 is like an artist of tranny bodies.

>>7891558
Lmao, are you suggesting something Faye? I already invited you over. :)

>>7891560
lel i literally gave him shit after it. like the least he can do is such on my tits or something

>>7891561
>that is called internet deprivation
the dude was a muscular weeb though. he showed me anime and talked about league of legends

>>7891562
lmaoooo YEA you know it.

>>7891572
>Sup senpai. Sounds like you should stop playing with little boys and stick to men Tbh.

I agree, we should hang again. Lmao.

>>7891553
Ok stop spazzing out you dumb creepy boy or girl or fucking whatever
Ur weird.
And NOT in the good way.
Why don't you use a tripcodtrip code again?
Creep.
>>7891555
You seen my pics?
Tell me I'm cute
DO IT NOW
nice trips

why do I keep coming here
I hate it but I can't stop

>>7891568
worst case scenario just cut off your boobs in a few years and be a really cute guy

>>7891575
idk good guys just seem really rare
i'd like to think girls are more romatnic

>>7891574
awww you know i wouldn't have said anything mean ;-;

>>7891575
>artist of tranny bodies
:thinking:
you've had sex with that chaser?

>>7891575
Wait what lol let me fuck you

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>>7891572
Based carth. Keep slaying that tranny bp.


>>7891576
Literally fucking who?

Im only into beepbeep and straight masc men.

>>7891577
Because you're fat

>>7891575
Wait are you serious? He has to be literally autistic then, or at the very least, an /a/poster who doesn't fap to anything 3D or know what actual sex is/know how to sex.

>>7891566
Guess what were going to do on the bed :3
hint: its really qt

>>7891567
shoo shoo

>>7891577
You love it and love us

>>7891577
For the huggs?

why do straight trantrans get wooed by really creepy chasers

>>7891577
it's an addiction

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>>7891584
It better be something like pic related.

>>7891551
I'm fat now I weight 122 lbs
>>7891554
Nom a nim

can someome give me cudds before I go to bed
its been a shit day

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>>7891583

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>>7891580
I can get really anxious...
it all went well though!

>>7891590
I weigh 170 and I'm 5'5"

I hate you

>>7891592
cudd cudd cudd cudd cudd

>>7891592
Cudd

>>7891585
i guess
joan your better than huggs don't sink into the pretending to be anime thing
>>7891587
honestly had a much easier time stopping benzos than trying to go on 4chan less

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>>7891584
What are we g-gonna do on the bed?

>>7891552

Probably lacked expience with the trans master race. It happens all the time. Make sure the guy is experience to avoid this

>>7891595
>5'5
i hate you ;-;

>>7891575
>LoL
>anime
>fit
yeah he sounds like the average /fit/ poster desu

>>7891590
>122lb
>fat
You better be 4'6" or something

>>7891594
ye :3

it was cute watching you get all nervous though!

>>7891524
Not really but wtf is wrong with sinclair's face?

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probably gonna go to bed
sleepy af

>>7891590
beep im 149 lbs am i fat

>>7891598
probably bored and have nowhere else to talk?
talk on the trans only discord :3

>skinny people complaining about being fat

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>>7891579
Yeah that's true but romance from guys typically only comes in relationships. Even then, I don't be with guys for romance. Romance is good for a relationship though.

>>7891581
No, I have not had sex with him.

>>7891582
Why would I let you fuck me? Your cock is literally gross looking, no offense BeanBoy.

>>7891584
>Wait are you serious? He has to be literally autistic then, or at the very least, an /a/poster who doesn't fap to anything 3D or know what actual sex is/know how to sex.

yeah honestly I think that's what it is. There was literally zero foreplay. so fucking awful

>>7891600
Yeah first time he was with a tranny. He's a 'straight guy'

>>7891602
xd

>>7891596
>>7891597
thank you for cudd
cudds make bad day better :>

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>>7891575
I am not opposed

>>7891590
Wait for real doe? Lemme smash ma

>>7891593
Ahh yes the carnitas, beans, rice, and Coca-Cola body
BUILD THE WALL !!!!!111!!!

>>7891581
Oh my look at the time, Rome needs invading...... I will be leaving now.

Later kids

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>>7891567
Well kek'ked

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>>7891598
>don't sink into the pretending to be anime thing

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>>7891563
Wounded veteran and the injury is war related So it's tax free
>>7891611
Maybe after ffs and 30 pounds

>>7891614
Oi
Ye got me

I'll build it some day.
You'll see Rome guy.
You'll fuxking see..
With that body I'll be fuxking unstoppable

>>7891599
First were gonna cuddle

Then were gonna kissu

Then were gonna play a game called "fertilize the cindy" <3

>>7891611
That's really terrible. Boy am I glad to not have to experience that.

>>7891604
I'll be even redder when I visit I t-think....

>>7891567
why are there no female pedos

>>7891619
what a pretty smile

>>7891619
LOL the bottom right picture looks like drakeposter

>>7891623
There are, society just rewards and applauds them instead of punishing them.

pedos should all kill themselves desu

>>7891623
There are, but they may be better at not getting caught or something like that.

>>7891622
redder means warmer so im okay with this!

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>>7891621
omg >w<

>tfw you filtered lauren

Based feeling ngl tbqh

>>7891611
at this point i'm really grossed out by slutty hookup type things, idk
except when i get rousy but ehh
i'd like to switch to cypro at some point bc i heard that kills your libido

HALP ME LOSE WEIGHT. MY BF IS CHUBBY AND HE MADE ME GAIN WEIGHT SO I'LL BE STUCK WITH HIM FOREVER.

>>7891633
please dont bully Lauren

>>7891633
>tfw you filtered everybody but lauren
comfy thread

>>7891636
eat less

>>7891636
Stop the eat!
Move your feet!

Shit nigga I'd build the wall myself if it meant getting paid

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>she's STILL a spherecuck

>>7891631
^^

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>>7891614
>I am not opposed
alright, sounds fun. I'm game whenever.
>I will be leaving now.
alright, sounds fun. Farewell.

>>7891619
hey that's mean.
:(

>tfw the earth is flat but my boobs aren't

>>7891645
don't listen to faye >:(

>>7891573
buy some carmex senpai
it's the bees knees, the dry winter where I live makes my lips crack and bleed so bad otherwise

although idk why not drinking water would make your lips chapped unless you're pretty dehydrated...

>>7891646
>tfw my boobs are flat but the earth isnt

>>7891644
it's gonna be cold in august ;-;

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tfw

>>7891636
eat less calorie dense food and count calories with a scale

use my fitness pal or something like that

K
He messaged me

Wish me luck in whatever my crazy mind wills me to do to the motherfucker

merry christmas zheanna

>>7891649
idk i went out in the sun for like 10 minutes to bike to Walmart and when i came back i almost passed out trying to open my door

>>7891632
just fucking marry me already holy shit

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>>7891648
:\

>>7891654
suck his dick AND jump him

jk be safe bean ;-;

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>>7891646
>>7891650

>>7891643
should i watch this 2 hour flat earth proof video
it says it's the best
https://youtu.be/MReyKmbw45Y

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>>7891656
lol drake you called it.

but then again my plan was to give up 2 things at once and I didn't give up either.

xd

>>7891659
where's the z that was all pumped about their plan!?!

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>>7891662
yes
don't listen to the globalists who call it stupid

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>>7891658
2.5 years ><

>>7891661
*hugg lauren*
*kissu lauren on nose*

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>>7891665
I'm still pumped about that plan lol. I feel pretty good and optimistic overall about life.

but idk why faye mean to me just now. :(

>>7891669
uwu

>>7891661
*absorb lauren into my hivemind*

>>7891607
No you're cute
>>7891614
I've been trying to eat more and it's all going to my butt honestly
>>7891603
I'm 5"2

>>7891673
thanks

>>7891656
When are you going to start taking your hormones and become the bottom bitch that you are?

>>7891675
thanks

>>7891674
>it's all going to my butt honestly
lucky

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>>7891666
:P

>>7891674
You're not fat fsdgdfgdfg

>>7891595
Is this a lack of self awareness idk how anyone could let themselves slip so much

>>7891670
idk but idk what she meant by 30 lbs lmao

you're literally as skinny as a twig already, you'd be auschwitz-tier if you lost that much

>>7891674
>5'2
:(

emi is the sweetest!!!

im 6'2 and 256lbs and I want to kill myself

I did start exercising two weeks ago though

the world doesn't exist it's an illusion caused by chem trails in the illusory sky by an illusory government coverup

>>7891668
FUCKING HELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

k. Well you're gonna be wifey. You don't get a choice in the matter.

how tall are you qtpt. I have around 2.5 years to plan the marriage and manage invites.

>>7891686
she meant gain

>>7891696
>tfw 6'0-6'1 and 149 lbs
still would like to lose a little more

>>7891676
send me money and i will

>>7891664
see?
me smart
me not like other kinds of orcs

>>7891700
that's too much in the other direction too lol

you're qt now ^^

>>7891684
step 1: acquire a boyfriend
step 2: get comfortable in the relationship for years
???

Height is a meme all that matters is if you're cute

>>7891694
n-no

>>7891699
I'm 5'6 ^^

>>7891707
yeah but i can only hope for amazonian-tier now

i wanna be cute-tier ;-;

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I want to be loved, but I don't want to be hurt by those who love me.

>>7891706
I've never had a bf

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>call friend
>get ignored
>see mom after she comes home from work
>try to talk to her
>get ignored

Yaaaaaaaaay being ignored is fun!

>>7891704
How much drake
You bottom bitch dumb cumslut sissy white boi

>>7891705
>you're qt now ^^

this hug box tho

>>7891704
:^)
genius

>>7891712
you can only be cute and tall if you have nice legs. Otherwise, you're fucked. Tree-trunk thighs will not pass.

>>7891657
why don't you buy a britta water filter for like $30?
you've probably even reviewed one on your scam website

#RoundPlanetsMatter

>>7891722
i bought a pur but it's not gonna be here until saturday

and i review electronics thank you very much!

>>7891721
i do have some long legs desu

that's more elegant-tier though

>>7891721
>22" thighs
>tfw tree trunk thighs

It's
Too
Fucking warm
I'm
Actually nude waist down now
And it's still
Too
warm

>>7891720
hey let's be honest ya got some work to do but who the hell here doesn't

you're better off than me right now and you're successful with a lot of stuff in your life so you have a lot to be proud of!

>>7891721
big thighs are feminine

>>7891732
take a cool shower

>>7891718
whatever you got pablo

>>7891720
you already look like a regular girl
with all the hugboxing ugly ones get youre pretty much cis

>24
>Start HRT
>6'0'
>4 months later, measure because paranoid insecurity, get measured at doctor's office
>5'10"
8 months later, measure now because of thread
>5'8"
What the fuck am I just shit at measuring or am I shrinking, when I walk around everything seems just as small

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>>7891704
If you ever do become a bottom sissyboi, I'd happily fuck you whenever you ever need some

t. bbc

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>>7891716
iktf
even here on /mtfg/ people ignore me all the time

>>7891735
The only shower temp
Is
Freezing

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Got a puppy

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>>7891730
>tfw chubbo thighs

>>7891732
That's lewd Karol :p

>>7891711
>tfw 6'1''
Okay.

Wew. Its literally illegal for me to fertilize you, so waiting it is. What kind of daddy do you want.

>>7891645
For me dumbie!
>>7891686
I'm fat

Also I'm not mean I'm insecure about my body

I haven't been this drunk in so long

>>7891737
have you noticed any bloody stubs where your legs once were

>>7891742
Same senpai ^^
Like all my body fat is in my thighs

>>7891745
poke faye bewb

>>7891743
But
The temperature
Is
Literally
Killing me

>>7891737
>>7891737
false alarm everyone I forgot to measure from the ground I'm still 5'10" fml

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>>7891744
One that can put up with how clingy I am

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>>7891728
well, yeah.

>>7891730
I'm trying to think of something that might be 22" around, and all I can think of is my waist, but that's still like 5" off

>>7891734
depends on your frame.

>>7891737
I haven't measured my height in like 9 months lol. I know my shoes feel bigger so maybe...

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>>7891708
you really are!

>>7891752
still probably relieving to be 5'10 instead of 6'0

>>7891749
._.;

Don't think I'm mean ;-;

>>7891750
use a damp towel as a blanket

>>7891752
>measure at doctors
>5'6
>measure from ground
>5'1
I'll just let doctors measure me :p

>>7891756
ikr id be 5'10 any day

hila from h3h3 is 5'10