gay weed edition
• Informed consent providers:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• ash is sweet
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Discord: https://discord.gg/2thC8Nd
Previous:
>>7880227
seeing the pain you people go through reminds me that repression is the answer
>tfw weed made me trans
>>7881215
you can run but you cant hide
the dysphoria will catch you one day
probably once you are 47 and have a wife and several children
>>7881221
i smoked weed for the first time like a week before I realized I was trans
this can't be a coincidence
>>7881222
Nah I just let men fuck me
>>7881224
drugs are for fags desu
Give drugs
I really need some
goodnight
>>7881232
I get the feeling everybody knows anyway
drugs are gay, it's official
>>7881233
goodnight
>>7881235
N-no noone knew
I'm just a straight cis man!
>>7881238
its okay Anna, it will be okay
you're both just having a difficult time
everything will be fine
>>7881238
kinda gay brah
someone tell me to stop being lazy and do stuff
>tfw you dont understand why or how someone loves you but you feel so amazing knowing that they do.
>>7881246
i miss that feel
>>7881245
Get off your fucking ass.
>>7881215
>tfw know I should stop hrt
>tfw can't stop hrt because of stupid brain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl6GQP2wSlc
>>7881246
Blegh I'm afraid that I won't be able to believe someone if they say they love me, how could I.
I keep getting gay crushes and its going to actually kill me.
>>7881251
you shouldnt stop hrt that would be very bad
like
shutting down the ghostbuster containment grid bad
I cant be the only one who finds the "did you just assume my gender" meme insulting right?
especially because its mostly said by people who are completely comfortable with there gender.
its making a joke out of the social acceptance of trans and gender diverse people. even if they mean well and support it overall.
>>7881248
Will I ever know this feel Lauren?;-;
>>7881267
there are tons of people who are too sensitive for jokes and cry like babies over it
youre not alone
>>7881267
i just dislike it because it's repetitive lame meme shit
>>7881267
>its making a joke out of the social acceptance of trans and gender diverse people
>its making a joke out of the social acceptance of gender diverse people
>gender diverse people
They are already a joke anon
LAUREN IS FAT
>>7881276
this honestly
i don't like that wanting to be a woman supposedly lumps me in the same category as people who change their gender every other day
>>7881279
I've met NB people and they're nowhere near that. Stop taking /pol/ memes at face value.
>>7881047
I sucked my own does that count?
LAUREN IS FAT
If I didn't have communal showers I'd start cutting myself again
>>7881291
>again
FUCK FUCK FUCK
IM SORRY
that was in really poor taste im sorry
>>7881279
As soon as I anonpost you agree with me :^)
>>7881294
I've felt like that for weeks, don't worry
I used to do it as like a 15 year old when I was one of the girls (but a guy) on edgy teenage emo twitter
Still remember how nice it feels
>>7880159
They make a good point.
If I can't be an early transitioner. Then I shouldent be trans at all
>>7881301
P-Please don't do it again i beg you
>>7881304
Don't worry people see my legs too much for that
I can't
>>7881285
new balance people
>>7881047 →
A lot of people here have sucked their own it seems like
I haven't sucked as many as I'd like
>>7881308
h-has anyone noticed your breasts yet?
people need to care less about not looking stupid or tumblry
>>7881312
id like to add that i wasn't counting my own in ny number
>>7881309
I am your worst filtered nightmare
>>7881308
people look but they generally don't give a shit.
Cut yourself if it helps, just stich what needs to be stitched and be clean about it.
>>7881313
No
Maybe tonight
Why?
>>7881321
inb4
https://a.pomf.cat/vnzeuy.webm
>>7881285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5mlNZ6J7Ck
>>7881320
i wanna hold people who wanna hurt themselves
can i delete the thread and change it to international women's day edition
>>7881322
Jesus Myrthe when was the last time you were fucked decently? it's nice that you care about your mate but we all need releases, some people drink, some people cut. It just leaves a scar, aslong as you clean the cut, stitch what needs to be stitched you are set. Relax mate,
>>7881324
Dis me except my bobs are smaller
>>7881328
I wanna hold you
>>7881329
just make the next thread the international womens day edition
>>7881330
Rude :(
I tried to fuck her last week but broke down and cried for like an hour
Just stuck some fingers up her butt
>>7881334
o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o
this morning i wouldn't have cut myself if someone held me
>>7881337
Maybe her daddy use to touch him like that too?
That shit gets pretty emotional real fast. Held my ex down while I fucked her, cried for an hour as well because that's what 'he' use to do. No fun allowed man
>>7881327
I should do this too
It's time to let the dream die
>>7881341
Maybe someone wants to hold you sweetie, but you are not letting them. Open yourself up to someone
>>7881342
No *I* broke down and cried
Also Myrthe is a girl have some fucking respect
>>7881345
that's a comforting thought
im gross :(
what apron do you use?
>>7881342
my dad is a kind and caring man he would never do that to me :(
>>7881346
Oh you alright mate? Sorry about that, didn't know it was you. Hope you feel better soon man, sex can be really emotional, hopefully you can practice it with some one you love and be comfortable doing it.
Sorry man, didn't know what the bloke was
>>7881342
gross dude
>>7881343
stop being silly Amy
you're not even a month on HRT yet
also you look prettier than most everyone else here
you just have to keep killing that muscle and letting HRT do its thing
ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for the rich elite
>>7881355
too tryhard
>>7881351
Well can I do that to you?
>>7881358
is that you Hillary?
>>7881318
oh, my bad
i take back the agreement
>>7881360
rapey freak leave
>>7881362
*cackles maniacally*
>>7881350
my work apron
cause i work at chilis
ask me anything about chilis
>>7881348
do you like tea anon?
>>7881366
it is you :D
>just finished saints row 4 again
good game desu
agents of madness when
>>7881368
does it ake your ass bleed?
>>7881368
what specific food order that i can ask for will be the most hated to cook
>>7881369
I don't know who you are if you anonpost but I'd guess Chelsea?
Thank you.
>>7881378
>>7881357
It's just been a month
Stop hugboxing tho :/
>>7881373
I love you anon, I hope you're with /her/ *spasms externally*
>>7881289
Take a guess ;]
(protip: its rape fetish)
>>7881382
wow man, hold up you are not suppose to talk about rape here. it's against the rules
>>7881370
it's nice
>>7881380
hrt takes like
1-2 years to fully finish
expecting to pass in the 6 months is dumb
>>7881385
No I can tell by the skeleton alone
>>7881384
Yeah it is nice, tell me cutie what are you going to do on your weekend? Any plans? gonna go see some friends?
>>7881387
AGAINST THE RULES, NO RAPE ALLOWED.
>>7881375
no
>>7881377
hmm
ask for a 3-for-10 deal. its not advertised anymore but we still do it. ask to start with the house salad with the tomatoes on the side, croutons on the side, onion rings instead of onions, only iceberg lettuce, jack cheese instead of mixed cheese, add blue cheese crumbles, add avo slice, add bacon, toss in wingsauce, then for the entree get a full size loaded chicken fajita, onions and bell peppers well done, no spice on the chicken, chicken on the side, chicken well done, toss the chicken in avocado ranch, add a hard egg, add bacon, white queso on the side. no cilantro.
im sure there are worse orders but thats the best i could come up with right now. pretty much just asking to add a hard egg to anything is the worst
>>7881386
I saw your body pic
your frame isnt even big
https://a.pomf.cat/vnzeuy.webm
what is this
i miss isla
>>7881368
order hack/trick can I use to get the most food for little money
>>7881379
>chickens will eat chicken in nature, pecking order can naturally lead to a flock culture of eating each other alive
>pigs will straight up eat you alive if you lie still for a while
Why shouldn't we eat them? they think it's fair game
>>7881407
natural doesn't mean good
we're a lot smarter than chickens and should hold ourselves to higher moral standards
>>7881407
>tfw no glazed wild boar
Oh great
Its another "lauren shitposts about veganism/vegetarianism being morally superior" episode
And these kinds of people still wonder why others find them insufferable...
>>7881408
>we're a lot smarter than chickens
hah
iiii misssss islllaaaa
reeeeeee
>>7881411
but she didn't even start it
>>7881408
We are a lot smarter than chicken yes. In fact we are so much smarter than chicken that we can acknowledge that chicken do not suffer, they don't have the mental intricacy for it any more than a plant.
>>7881408
animals are, at best, non-sentient, and at worst, evil
imagine that every chicken tendie is like punching a nazi
>>7881414
I miss Basic :(
>>7881420
;~~;
>>7881411
are you not having fun?
>>7881406
same as i said in the last post about being annoying, ask for the 3-for-10 deal. its three courses for ten dollars. for the first course, get the chips instead of the salad. the chips are bottomless, so the whole table can keep eating them all night. then for entree you can order the fajita and upgrade to the full size for like a couple bucks extra. then you get a mini dessert in the end. all that for like 12-13 bucks, pretty much the cost of one normal entree. you can also ask for 3 strips of bacon on the side for 75 cents. ask for an egg on the side for a dollar.
>>7881419
>animals are nonsentient
proof?
>>7881419
Hitler was a vegan and very fond of animals.
he once said it was cruel to keep a fish in a bowl
also he had a German Shepherd that he was very fond of to the end
just saying
>>7881424
Thank you for fighting with strangers on the internet Lauren, you keep me going through these hard times.
>>7881425
You just reinforced her point?
>>7881424
you can't honestly think they're sentient with how bumfuck retarded they are
anyway, like i said, at best they're non sentient, because it means they don't understand what they do
otherwise you're going to have to justify sentient creatures eating their babies at birth and whatnot
>>7881428
yes and?
>>7881429
where do you draw the line?
are dogs sentient?
>>7881423
thank for delivering anon, that's awesome
>>7881435
oh jesus this guy is back
>>7881433
i doubt it
they seem 'intelligent' but only because they're able to, through vigorous positive reinforcement, learn to obey simple commands
>>7881420
I miss swg.
>>7881420
she posts on the trans only discord now and then afaik
i should probably rejoin at some point
>>7881368
>chilis
No more show business??
bring back isla
>>7881437
why does intelligence mean sentience?
you really can't prove what is and isn't self aware and there no reason to think that humans are unique
BRING BACK MY HAPPINESS
>>7881443
and? there's even less reason to think animals which show no sign of intelligence or personal identity are sentience
i forgot what i wanted to post but it was probably something about how gay i am
>>7881446
why take the chance
sertii is gay
This test was so bad. Did anyone else take it?
>>7881451
Personal identity is dependent on the ability to think abstractly. Animals, other than humans, cannot think abstractly and hence have no personal identity and therefore no sentience.
>>7881453
Was it the one with the million ridiculous questions that are just plain stupid?
>>7881451
they are delicious
they are bred specifically to be eaten
there are humanitarian questions to be asked but mostly in the treatment and slaughter of said animals
>>7881454
bullshit
you can't just make a statements with nothing backing them up
>>7881455
there's no reason to believe they aren't
if you take it as a 50/50 thing why take the risk
>>7881457
just because something feels/tastes/whatever good doesn't mean you should do it
im not arguing you can't eat meat, just that it isn't ethical
>>7881459
>why take the risk
Do you apply the same logic in regards to religion?
>>7881459
But its a fact. Animals show no behaviour indicating abstract thinking.
>>7881461
i think its a lot more plausible that animals can feel pain then thinking there's a god
you can't absolutely confirm it but there's reason to believe that animals with nervous systems like people feel pain like people
you also can't prove any people other than yourself are sentient, but I don't go around raping and murdering people
>>7881465
lol
carol please
>>7881465
proof?
what does that have to do with sentience?
>>7881459
because they're stupid
they have no culture or any sort of personal advancement
all they do is eat and breed, often killing other animals (sometimes of their own species) and even sometimes their own young
there are no dog houses, there are no dog cars, there are no dog hammers, there aren't even fucking dog cave paintings
because they don't care about those things
they live off of instinct
they're biological machines
there is literally no reason to think they're intelligent or anything close to thinking beings
>>7881459
Think of it this way
If God exists, he's permitted the eating of meat in all 3 major religious texts with minor exceptions such as pork and shellfish
If God doesent exist. Morals don't matter and we can do what we want anyway and no one will ever hold us to account
So we can eat meat guilt free either way
>>7881469
there's no reason to think that to be sentient means you must be intelligent
>>7881471
.I didn't say I believed in God
reread my argument
also morals still matter even if no one explicitly enforces them
murder is still bad if you don't go to hell
>>7881477
me too
>>7881472
no but even the dumbest person is going to draw or do something to express himself unless he's literally braindead
>>7881476
Morals literally don't matter without God
Murder is only bad because it's a crime.
If it was legal it would be fine
>>7881481
morality is socially constructed
you dont need an almighty enforcer of morality
some things are bad even if theyre legal, some things are illegal despite not being wrong
im a gay stupid dyke communist
Are catboys sentient and intelligent?
>>7881486
in my experience, absolutely not
>>7881459
I love eating rotisserie chicken, the meat is so juicy and tender
I love eating fresh corn, that has been boiled in salted water and served with butter. Or carrots roasted in orange juice with cumin.
However you don't see me trying to replicate a cob of corn or a roast carrot using meat.
I appreciate both and try to be thankful for being born in the first world where I get to choose not only if I get to eat but what
>>7881490
just because you enjoy something doesn't mean you should do it
>>7881491
you should tell that to the starving of the world and why they shouldn't eat meat
i took the dumb sage test
>>7881486
yes, cause they're people
>>7881494
you aren't starving are you?
>>7881496
carol several animals have shown capacity for emotions and sentience a ton of times
idk where you get your info
>>7881498
Yeah but not human-level.
>>7881497
of which fact I am grateful
where is your outcry for the disaffected of the world
the millions of sentient people who do not get enough to eat, yet you think its okay to be picky about what you eat?
veganism is the modern equivalent to the saying "let them eat cake"
>>7881499
sentience isnt a defined line
koko after being taught human language developed human emotions and thought patterns identical to how an infant learns to speak and think
she was most likely sentient
and several species of dolphin's speech fit within the regulations for being actual languages
ie. when something is a language it will have a slope from most used words to least used words because of their natural frequency in language to have words that are used a lot and a little.
and many species of dolphin's speech fit within the category
>>7881502
im not talking to people in south sudan
obviously if you're starving eat whatever you can get
you are not starving and can make ethical choices about what you eat
>>7881503
Yes, but those are very much the exception rather than the rule.
>>7881487
Oh
Rip in peace me
>>7881496
I don't agree with your stance on this. But I don't agree with Lauren's either.
Time to post cute pictures
>>7881508
why are you pretending to be some expert in animal intelligence now?
>>7881509
oki uwu
how are you
>>7881510
None of us are lmao
This is a trans girl general, not Biologists General
>>7881449
I approve this message
>>7881508
it shows animals besides humans have the capacity for emotion, intelligence, and sentience
there are many, many other cases i could name
many animals (including small ones like dogs) will recognize an odorless spot on their own body in a mirror that they couldnt normally see and they will consequently investigate it
which shows that they are able to recognize themselves as a whole being
almost every species of primate can be taught like koko was
just not with as much efficiency
elephants can also do math
and whales mourn over their fallen kin needlessly for weeks which often leads to their starvation
which would have to be emotion since its counteractive to evolution
ahgg, I've just been isolating and watching people doint makeup tutorials on youtube and listening to depressing music all week. I'm doing some dieting and budgeting, but I'm extremely miserable and alone. socially I don't think I can handle anything more than random hook ups, so I'm just going to isolate until I lose some weight and get some new clothes. :/
>>7881515
I guess, but then those are also the animals we don't eat
Well today has been shitty so far.
How's everyone else doing?
>>7881520
hi friend
thats a cute bunny
Hello mtfg
How are you today?
>>7881519
oh yeah i dont agree with that at all
veganism in general is an ideology for sheltered children
plus cooked meat is very good for the brain and muscle building
>>7881233
>mfw my room is almost this exact same setup except for there's a closet instead of a bookshelf there and a ceiling fan
I want to grip a penis by clenching my vagina around it.
>tfw phantom vagina feels
>tfw never afford srs
>>7881523
plus its tasty
i wish i had more money so that i could eat steak
steak is great
>>7881521
(hugg)
yes it is
>>7881527
burg > steak
>>7881525
clench ur sphincter instead lel
>>7881527
in cali everything is really really expensive
but for some reason in my town steak is cheap
so i get some like every 3 days or so
usually with baked potatoes and green beans and stuff like that
perfect diet :')
>>7881512
>None of us are lmao
>This is a trans girl general, not Biologists General
Kek
I'm ok hru?
>>7881350
black apron with male name tag on it
it's pretty aight I guess makes me look kinda faggy and people sometimes freak out that I'm not a girl
>>7881538
you wouldnt want too eat much red meat anyway right?
wouldnt it make your body more manly?
i figured thats where i got off easy being able to eat as much meat as i want
>>7881538
chicken parmy > steak
has science gone too far
>>7881543
link pls
>>7881544
https://affinelayer.com/pixsrv/
>still waiting for my switch
>tfw your cat has downs syndrome
fuck
>>7881538
shitty, you? :/
Still freaking out since my parents are visiting this weekend and my dad is probably going to search my room on the hunt for sharp things.
Also, someone dropped out of the group I'm in for the group project at uni for the module that I need ~80% in, and losing a team member will make that much harder so I'm just sitting here wanting to die since I'm never going to make it and I'll end up graduating with a shitty degree that'll mean I'll probably need to live with my parents for a while which is awful because it'll be harder to transition without them noticing and they don't have a very friendly attitude to that sort of stuff.
Plus I don't know if it's my diet or if it's the fact I'm on only Cypro but I'm starting to feel like shit.
Oh and I have a blood test with my GP friday morning and there's no way my results don't come back screwy so I think I'll need to come out to them but I have no idea how to do so.
I just want to curl up in bed and cuddle with my teddy >_>
>>7881558
does it
>>7881559
aww :(
it'll get better ;-;
hugg
>>7881560
post rare cat's
>>7881502
HOLY SHIT, STOP YOU FUCKING RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT. STOP WITH YOUR FUCKING RETARDED FALLACIOUS ARGUMENTS.
>le african tribes has to eat meat once in a month to survive so it's okay for me to indulge in eating meat and animal by products 3 times a day to get heart disease and fuck healthcare system.
i talked to mom again and she says that if i plan it well, i may study abroad uwu
>>7881567
hey eating meat is part of any important diet
*slurps anon's dick* uwu desu
>>7881569
slurpp
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2017/03/08/tinder-select-secret-invite-only-version-rich-beautiful-famous/
>>7881568
Good feel
>>7881561
(hugg)
Also if I do enough hip abductor exercise at the gym and get my thighs swole af could I crush my gt and be done with it all?
Good plan yay or nay
>>7881563
>tfw somebody makes a comment that gets misperceived as inflammatory
>get whiteknighted hard
feels good
>>7881579
...... lmao that actually looks like a dog kinda
Today is International Women's Day!
>>7881586
i want to be a strong woman
>>7881581
uwu
>>7881588
i don't even know what that looks like
kinda like a ghost?
hugg
>>7881587
We support each other and grow stronger together!
>>7881586
Great.
can someone call me sweetie
>>7881596
Anon's a Sweetie :3
>>7881591
>>7881595
are you going to be celebrating international women's day
>>7881598
omg it looks like some kind of snail or something loll
hugg lauren :3
>>7881601
>>7881606
s-sorry i assumed you were her ;_;
jesus fucking christ though
it looks like a ghost shark eating a demon baby
>>7881601
Convince me to.
>>7881606
That's art
>>7881608
It's okay maybe I am her :3
>>7881616
Sleep well, dear.
>>7881616
night panda
(hugg)
ice coffee is really nice
>>7881617
hahaha
>>7881586
>tfw I'm not a woman
>>7881618
Are you Trans now?
>>7881629
Actually, yes.
>>7881624
You're nice
>>7881634
You're like really really nice
>>7881637
You're the nicest
>>7881638
You're
um
ah heck
i love you
>when you get joke ladies-first'ed and you have to act offended
Nice
>>7881601
It's not a celebration, we commemorate the 146 women who died in a fire in the shirtwaist factory in New York.
The women worker's union had demanded equal pay and sanitary working conditions. The factory declined to accept these demands. On feb 25 a fire broke out in the shirtwaist factory
Many of these workers were unable to escape because the doors on their floors had been locked to prevent them from stealing or taking unauthorized breaks. More than 100,000 people participated in the funeral march for the victims.
gay transbian gt frot sex
>>7881642
I love you too uwu
>>7881645
thats homosexual
Equal rights for all women!
>>7881649
me too
Equal rights for all women except sass!
>>7881653
Sass is dead, rip ;-;
>>7881631
Oh no way awesome
Good Job on coming around I'm proud of you
>>7881652
same
Hi everyone I hope you have a good day today
I feel that i maybe could see myself as a woman if it wasnt for me being hyper critical of my self
How do i become less critical of my appearence?
>>7881659
want to have gay transbian sex
>>7881664
thats lewd though
>>7881666
it feels really good though
>>7881658
I cannot tell if you are kidding.
>>7881660
Thank you, I hope I'll have a good day too!
Sonic is everywhere
Nurse stabbed my arm and pulled out the needle so hard it still hurts ._.
Hope I get good news this Monday about my E and T levels.
Where the fuck am I?
how to stop dark circles from growing/becoming more visible
>>7881715
the royal borough of kensington and chelsea
>>7881680
kiss anon arm
*revives the thread*
hi
I wanna eat out a trans girl hard core
>>7881739
sounds like a plan
i wanna go eat out too
not pizza though because i've had that last week
>>7881724
:3
I work in an office so I need to work one armed all day..
>>7881743
Scared of seeming boring?
>>7881748
naw i just don't feel like it atm
I'm sad again :(
>>7881669
I'm not kidding
I genuinely mean good job. Coming around to and accepting shit is hard.
Sincerely good job
>>7881742
Ye.
Like a cute white one with long legs that's wearing some cute tight little panties with like pink and white stripes.
Just. Get the fuck in there and hold her down tight and get her home really really wet
>>7881752
so when is your turn?
>>7881751
*hugg*
can i help you be less sad?
>>7881758
I don't know
morning, /mtfg/
>>7881755
When I can't be a cute boy anymore I'll transition probably
>>7881765
Morning snickles
i hate you lauren
>>7881771
at least you can be a cute boy
I can't even do that
>>7881772
I love you Lauren
>>7881771
you're always gonna be my cute boy, even when we're all old and frail
Like.
Not even a big ass necessarily.
Just really soft and firm in the right places and for her to be a virgin too
I think I mostly love Elanna because she's not doubting she's a girl. Full time less than a year in, no saving for years to get the best neovag as an excuse, not moving away to hide herself. I'll never be that decided about anything.
>>7881765
Good morning snickers
>>7881774
U r qt
>>7881772
lauren is good
>>7881772
don't say mean things to lauren on the internet (or in real life)
Whener I brake something with my butt I can't get too mad, if anything I smile a little.
>>7881789
How big and white is ur butt
>>7881790
Extremely white, not as bubly as when I was a teen tho. Slowly getting there.
>>7881793
Uff
London is pretty cool
Hello girls <3
Come visit us :3
>>>/int/72040540
>>>/int/72041899
>>>/int/72041966
>>7881798
sorry im not in the mood to be insulted today
Bf broke up with me
>>7881796
wait a minute, is this beanbag who's invading my city?
>>7881810
https://youtu.be/K2fQ2VJZ5dk
i'm celebrating international womens day by jerkin off to my own titties in the mirror. crankin mah hog to my heaving udders. we can do it girls! liberation! #blessed #justgirlythings #internationalwomensday
>>7881805
Weren't you gonna dump him? This is even better, no responsibility on your side. You're free and you're not the evil one. You should be partying.
>>7881805
(hugg)
feel pretty cold again desu
>>7881815
I know but im going to miss him. I'm already so lonely and i will never meet another man again.
>>7881774
You're one of those ugly duckling girls
I don't mean ugly too tho, I mean you're kinda dorky and stuff but you'll be beautiful.
Yeah less like like ugly duckling more like she's all that
>>7881778
I'll be your masc daddy top
>>7881805
i will know that feel once i move in with my bf because i am terrible
>>7881819
Try:
Alcohol
Just don't overdo it
>>7881814
I'm celebrating by mourning over my bf and I'm GOING to eat a gallon of cookie dough ice cream while watching romantic movies and crying.
>>7881825
oh cool (or hot, really)
thank you
I get really irritated when people call me she or a girl, am I the only one?
It feels like a cheap lie just to appease me..
I won't even tolerate it until I can look in the mirror and see a woman and can talk naturally and sound like a woman and live full time.
Even then it'll probably still grate on my nerves and I'm not sure I can ever get over the fact that I'm just a man masquerading as a woman.
Am I broken?
>>7881819
It's only uphill from a manchild that barely showed careing for a month. Enjoy the freedom.
>>7881828
ayyyyy, i haven't been gendered male since forever and i still ktf
>>7881828
It doesn't really bother me, but it doesn't feel that great either when I know it's out of pity
>>7881822
even when we're aged and falling apart we'll still engage in brutal combat for dominance
>>7881828
Would you rather then call you dude bro man
>>7881828
i know the feel
i accidentally told a friend of mine to call me female pronouns when i visited her and her boyfriend, and i felt so pathetic when they did it because i don't look like a woman and i feel like i have to earn the pronouns first.
>tfw hitachi magic wand finally died after 3 years of use
>now I have to get myself off like some kind of barbarian
>have to actually touch the thing down there
I need money to buy a hitachi magic wand asap. Fuck this bullshit. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ORGASM WITHOUT IT?
>>7881839
Like I said, you're a nice girl.
He sounds shitty and you deserve better, although it'll be shitty being alone for a while.
(huggs)
Maybe get a dog or something if possible? A teddy maybe?
Anything that you can cuddle and be affectionate with to fill the void he left while you wait for someone new and better.
>write steam review
>0/1 people found this review helpful
>>7881841
what do you do with the sticky white goo that comes out of the thing down there?
asking for a friend
>>7881826
being fat and sassy is the only acceptable form of womanhood in 2017
>>7881846
No sticky white goo comes out....... just a tiny little bit of clear stuff at most, or a lot if my gf has been teasing me for hours.
>>7881847
what about being fat and quiet?
>ywn be sassy
>ywn not be disgustingly fat
>>7881847
being fat is never acceptable
>>7881849
what do you do with the clear stuff then?
>>7881841
>hitachi
lol i thought they only made heavy machinery
>>7881854
*ahem*
WORTHLESS
>tfw you wake up
: (
>>7881856
they only do lmao, have u seen them????
>tfw why the fuck does he come here?
>>7881859
not really no
>>7881856
They are a god send trust me. Buy one and you'll understand how nice it is to masterbate without having to touch yourself.
>>7881845
Aw.
What game anon :]
>>7881856
>>7881859
Dead
A-anyone wanna spark up with me?
Haven't worked in three weeks.
Considering suicide.
>>7881860
like you don't know
>>7881841
A-are those like really good?
Should I buy one?
>>7881863
H-Heh I'll keep it in mind. Thanks for the recc, anon!
>>7881862
they're fucking huge and loudtbh
>>7881864
i would if i wasn't on the other side of burgerland.
>>7881871
yeahhhhhhhh
that's p much the way it went for me lmao
>>7881869
It's my favorite toy. The best is when my girlfriend sits on top of me and we both use it together.
It's also extremely nice not to have to do a manual jerk.
>>7881872
that design looks vintage-y and very simple
i can see where you're coming from
>>7881860
Forgot pic, why does he come here?
>>7881874
Oh it's not for butt stuff?
>>7881877
Nothing is stopping you from shoving it up your ass but getting it out is the hard part
>>7881876
You met him here. He came to fight with valq. I don't see how this is a surprise
>>7881871
Yes there is lol just be bigger and muscular and cool and calm and know how to fuck you so hard you see heaven and can't breath and hold you tight and and tell you you're pretty and always have a hand on ur butt all casual like, like it's no big deal and take you out in public maybe if ur comfortable with that and treat you like my princess in front of people and yea just be sweet and everything like any other girl and she'll show you kindness and caring and sometimes she'll be crazy or like cry you have to be there for her even if being there for her means giving her her space and maybe being machista and understanding that she's just a woman
But yea.
It's not hard to make trans girls happy if your attractive to them
>>7881876
Spicy
>>7881876
Because he's a repressed trans woman like all chasers, which is one of the reasons we historically don't date those fuckers.
So I'm the bad guy because i voiced my concerns to mtfg, to you my girl friends, and he couldn't take what i said? I was cool with him smoking pot before a movie or bed but he was getting high every hour and then wanting to drive me around and it freaked me out. Or he was super loud in public and like we were eating lunch one time and there was a mother and her two young kids and he said fuck right to her like 4 times "because free speech"
>>7881876
>says you would kill yourself if he was trans and wouldent support him
>this happens
THE PLOT THICKENS
>>7881810
Nah it's me, I'm on my phone, too lazy to trip
>>7881889
oh dang
>>7881888
(hugg)
Want to chat more privately? You can add me on discord if you want to vent where he can't see.
>>7881888
Sigh...Kayla, you live in Southern California, not some shit redneck part of the country, you have MOTHERFUCKING OPTIONS!
Dump his ass, get on grindr and/or tindr, be like, "hey, I want a cute guy to cuddle with and have sexy time with" and you'll get like, a zillion guys.
Don't settle for this creepy little shit fuck!!!
Umm... do any of you have recommendations for butt toys
>>7881898
Well I'm not dishonest so i will say anything where he can see because i still love his ass
Y'all think everyfuckingone is trans jfc
>>7881901
Hooray
I owe 300 dollars I don't have to the hospital for my stay at the psych ward
>>7881891
oh okay
well, be on your best behaviour while you're here, or i'll hear about it
>>7881905
That's gonna be rough
>>7881905
I don't wanna hurt myself again ><
>>7881901
History has shown that we can't trust you with butt toys.
>>7881904
Let's get high and have transbian sex
>>7881906
They're going to do awful, cruel, and unspeakable things to your credit score
>>7881900
Let her get over the breakup first but ye
>>7881908
I've been to London before, I'll be fine
>>7881888
If he was happy with you sharing the good and lewd stuff, he shouldn't mind that you share the bad. Like, you've bullied and posted your cock here. It's no surprise that you over share.
>>7881896
what else could you said that he could take offence to?
why do you think hes so vague about leaving you?
tfw everyone you used to hang out with are probably avoiding you because they might know you're trans lol
>>7881904
Just chasers, history shows they're repressing transbians
>>7881896
Not at all. I was saying that he already came just because, now he has a reasson.
>>7881900
I've been with him since October, i didn't want this relationship to die but he sure as hell did. All i wanted was for him not to drink/stoned drive, and to not curse so much in public. Hell, he straight up said he wanted to start getting into fights with guys in public just to fight and he put holes in his door till his handa bled when i asked a little question. Why do men have to be such barbarians?
I just bought a lottery ticket
I hope I win 27 million desu
>>7881912
But I've finally healed! I'll remember to be safe now ><
>>7881906
trolled
>>7881925
People who hate trannies are repressed trannies. Chasers, who want to love and fuck trannies, are just enlightened individuals with a patrician sexual palate (just speaking as a fellow transgender girl)
>>7881923
tfw everyone you used to hang out with is long gone cause they know you're trans
I always feel sick when I have to get up early for work do you think I'm pregnant
>>7881900
>trying to use reason and logic on a transgirl post breakup
Hahahahaha
Only thing to do is ride out the heartache then look again later
Right now it's all emotions and tears so don't even bother
>>7881935
i mean in the end if they're fucking off because of this then they should just fuck off
i dont need people like that
>>7881937
she is trans
>>7881943
Well if so i hope HE never transitions
>>7881940
you went there to get treatment instead of treating you they rape you with a bill it's the perfect troll
>>7881941
Yea desu I don't really miss my old friends, with how they treated me before they left I'm glad they're gone
>>7881949
i mean its probably my bpd brain acting up because i havent seen them in a while and they dont seem to be responding to me but ugh they just make me feel so neglected and stuff
>>7881940
If you don't pay hospital bills no matter how small they'll be on your back like herpes for 7 years
I kind of misread your post at first desu ignore me
>>7881945
If that's a vid of you having sex I'll filter you
>>7881948
I mean...it did help alittle
and now I'm on meds
>>7881946
Really big of you.
>>7881945
I get the lonely vibe honestly
I think I'm going to lay on the train tracks. My life is constant heartache and pain and for what reason? I'm going to never find another man to share my life with, im still going through this transition shit fucking torture, im poor, etc.... why go on?
>>7881956
It is but you have to go to the bottom of my profile vids
>>7881946
kek just imagine it.
she will look far better than you and say "hey girl how you doin"
and u will be "reeee"
>insert grace car crash comic here
>>7881960
We're all gonna make it sis
>>7881945
Smoking out a can
Buy a bong dude
I WISH I HAD WEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDddd
fuck finland i have to piss myself just buying it ughh and its a small town too so i have to order from the internet
when i try to visualize mtfg as a place, i either think of a busy market where everyone's screaming at each other
or in the dead thread hours, a silent cafe
>>7881901
P-please
>>7881962
Don't joke like that
>>7881960
he's not worth a suicide attempt Kayla
you can do a lot better
no offense to him
>>7881959
You see I'm here smiling just enjoying the banter and you pull out some real shit.
Nutchecks aren't fun elanna you wouldn't know
:^)
>>7881968
I like the cafe ^-^
>>7881925
What about chaser chasers
>>7881960
Get another chaser bf to make him jealous.
>>7881968
Its more like a very violent pub when its active.
>>7881972
she is trans.
why dont you ask her and see the reaction
>>7881978
im the one who pukes and gets thrown out
>>7881974
I know the deep down secret truth is you're a tranny I remember that post on femgen asking if you could be femboy if you took hrt
>>7881971
Nobody wants to get vanned just get a prepaid debit card from a grocery store and get whatever looks fun
>>7881974
Well I mean you asked what I thought you were in reference to chasers and the real answer is that you don't come across like a chaser. You come across as lonely. Wasn't meant to be a nut check.
>>7881976
Also transbians. Transbians are just chasers chasing chasers
>>7881978
me in the corner on the fruity
>>7881982
But I'm just asking for a recommendation on a good toy... I already have 2 but I'm wondering what's the best
>>7881981
Give it time.
Don't push so hard dam.
Focus on the self.
Meditate in your temple padawan.
It's the only one you get.
>>7881984
L-lets get back to banter
well i lasted three days
and they were the most productive three days ive had in a while
but this place drags me back in
>>7881990
>whats the best
Different strokes for different folks you wont know until you try it yourself
X toy might do nothing for you but be amazing for me
Y toy might be useless for both of us
Z might be great for you but nothing to me
Etc
Its like asking if everyone has the same tastes in food unilaterally
Weathers nice as always
>>7882004
Oh well u.u I guess I'll just look around
>>7881991
whatever baby bean I don't have time for that shit I still feel a little sick and I have get back to work my break is done
>>7882002
Hello nimmer, welcome back!
>>7882009
>OK, tell me what u think I am :3
kinda like a pit of despair in human form, except pits of despair aren't addicted to drugs and sex
>>7882017
I managed to leave for like... a month once, it's pretty hard u.u
>>7882002
nim nooooo
Like it's nice to have you back but you could have been free :^ (
>>7882015
>tfw no pit of despair with a pit of despair
>>7881206
Just one hit will make you faye
>>7882015
But sex and drugs makes me feel normal
>>7882017
So just don't post
I'm going to be two hours late taking my pills
I left for like...a year and a half because I wasn't on hormones
>>7882030
Elanna one day im going to find you sunlight and a real social life. You're on here everytime i lurk. Dont you ever consider being anon again?
>>7882030
i did for a lil bit
>>7882030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-duk-PiIXo
theres a reason for that
ugh i might have to be going to see guns n roses with my brothers in like july or something and then ill be like 5 months into hrt and i'll probably have to wear a t shirt not to look dumb
it'll be obvious wont it
i mean my other brother has always been bullying me by saying i look like a girl etc
so what'd i miss while i was gone
>>7882037
I'm chronically bored and living in a new city with no social life
I'd just avatarfag as anon anyways
>>7882040
You saying I'm a burnout
>>7882044
Nim we are engaged in a battle for our general's very soul. Can you help us out of the mess we're in?
>>7882050
Id be your friend sweet pea...get you off of 4chan and onto discord or something else. I worry about you...
>>7882044
A few meltdowns
Nothin much desu
>>7882054
yeah ill message hiro and get him to delete /lgbt/
>>7882060
Godspeed
>mfw just ordered lots of stuff and now I'm even poorer
KILL ME
Lets hope I win the lottery
I'll have fun on Friday even if I lose, though~
>>7882060
The greater good
>>7881661
Just hide or embrace your shoulders and chin.
>>7882044
Nothing of importance. Crazies being crazies mostly.
>>7882055
Maybe sex and drugs will fill the void someday
>>7882056
Honestly I have shied away from like all other forms of communication lately. When I get depressed I tend to basically use this place as my only social interaction because I'd rather be a hermit
Guess i can never listen to this song again https://youtu.be/_dK2tDK9grQ
>>7882078
>Maybe sex and drugs will fill the void someday
not likely
>>7882078
Hermit life is best life
>>7882088
True
>>7882086
do you have a better idea? asking for a friend
>>7882088
>tfw hikkineet who fluctuates on a daily basis between loving my existence and feeling like i'm going to explode
>>7882095
uhhh
find something to replace the vice?
idk
>>7882095
You need to get jesus to fill it up
>>7882102
I wish jesus would fill me up. Christ cock sounds dope
>>7882102
what if i don't know any mexicans though
>>7882068
B-But I'm gonna repay you the stuff ;w;
>>7882086
Meh I was more numb when I was high all the time
Anyone else ever feel like they got so caught up in trying to be seen as a woman they lost track of who they are?
Or is that just me?
>>7882042
anyone help me know what to expect
help I think I accidentally outed myself to a friend
like I'm pretty sure she'd be supportive but I still don't really want people to know just yet
wat do
>>7882116
is that good tho
>when you miss your cypro dose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkSU59VJ_pw
>>7882121
how do you think you accidentally outed yourself
>>7882117
Hey, I've been meaning to ask this for a while, but are you the same person as Lizzy with another trip, or are you two separate people?
>>7882117
I don't recognize myself in the mirror or pictures. I don't look remotely feminine but I look at a mirror and it takes me a second to realize it's me because I feel so disembodied and dissociated.
I'm so used to lying about who I am and pretending to be people I'm not so I try to think about who I really am. The persona I made up at work is different from the ones I show to my family. It's different from what I show to friends. It takes really insightful and observant people to even get an idea of what I'm like months and months into relationships.
The feminine personality I made up is a complete stranger to me too, like a skin jacket I put on.
>>7882122
It wasn't bad
>>7882124
sent a screencap and I forgot I had this thread open
really depends on how nosy she is and if she knows what /mtfg/ stands for
she hasn't said anything and she kept talking like nothing happened but idk
>>7882121
I wouldn't worry about it. I outed myself to a friend the day I started HRT and he was supportive. I wasn't ready to start asking for female pronouns and all that jazz yet so I told him he didn't have to treat me any differently. It was cool.
hips
so my mom noticed my tits yesterday
i dunno if i can hide this for 6 more months
thinking about acting as surprised as she is once fat redistribution starts and just making it seem like i have a hormone imbalance or something
>>7882126
I've never used the name Lizzy. I did use the name "Dizzy Mizz" for a while but I've always used the !Autism7Ytk trip.
>>7882128
doesn't seem like a good time desu
>>7882132
eevvvaaa ^>^
>>7882133
this is exactly what im worrying about ugh
>>7882137
hey emi how are you??
>>7882141
good!
got my test all done, and my reading pillow got here
about to voice train ^^
did you just get up?
>>7882135
Oh okay. I have no idea why I started thinking that, but I think it's just because you seem extremely similar and I've never seen both of you in the thread at the same time.
>>7882142
that is good!
I just woke up :\
>>7882136
Being high all the time is great why do you think people do it?
>>7882147
what happens when you run out
>>7882146
did you go to sleep late?
>>7882149
yeah, really late, dysphoria hit really bad...
>>7882143
>I've never seen both of you in the thread at the same time.
[X-files theme plays]
>>7882135
I always wear a really baggy bathrobe at home, that helps
But my mom once noticed my face and told me I looked unnaturally feminine anf soft even without makeup or anything and kept pressing the issue
Need to do this for 2 more years
If you find some creative solution that's not wearing a garbage bag around and a mask then please share
>>7882148
You buy more
>>7882151
awww :(
i hope you're feeling a little better now
>>7882157
what if you're out of cash or need to not be tweaked out of your mind for something
post girls with huge jaws and shoulders so i can not feel so bad about myself
>>7882156
>even amongst transsexuals you're a freak
>>7882165
That's mean though. Why not post cute girls instead and work towards looking like them?
>>7882155
>>7882159
my mom noticed my skin, she was like "wow! your routine is working really well"
im 4 months in so no fat redistribution yet but it shoulder be starting soon
im going be 10 months by the time i leave so im gonna be pretty fem looking by the time i leave
i was gonna go perma-sweater mode but it's gonna be SUMMER IN FLORIDA soon
it's gonna look weird as fuck to have a sweater on all the time lol
>>7882171
i will never pass
I'm all sweaty :/
>>7882171
I've actually met this girl irl.
hi
>>7882179
was she mean
>>7882176
what did you do anon
you can tell us
How do I make my hips grow >.<
>>7882162
Suck dick for meth?
God, you need to be creative
>>7882170
Sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel bad... I just don't get it.
>>7882162
asking your friends for money or drugs
>>7882182
Nah, Evelinushka is nice.
>>7882186
I can see that happening
>>7882186
o-oh
what if you're straightgay
>>7882192
did you pet her hed
>>7882195
Suck feminine penis for meth?
Hey thread, I sort of wrote a short semi-biographical story.
Would anyone like to read it? If there's enough interest I'll share it
>tfw the odds are against you heavily on hip growth
>>7882127
you're just lost and it's okay
you'll figure things out eventually, don't worry
So I met this high-school girl (I'm 25 she's 18) a few weeks ago on tinder and she claims she used to be ftm but isn't anymore. I feel like kids don't understand gender. I meet 25 year olds on tinder they call me mentally ill though lol. What a meme I live. Pretty much the only people who pretend to be interested are the a sexual non binary they only pronoun Tumblr archetypes. Grr... Tfw just want a normal girlfriend, but am not a boy or a girl.
>>7882201
Yesss
>>7882184
carried heavy boxes of soap I'm at work
>>7882198
No just a hug
>>7882194
I've never been lucky u.u
>>7882207
How do I share it, it's too long for greentext?
>>7882194
It is, I totally get it. Just yesterday a girl at work asked for my name and when I gave her a girl name I thought she looked a little surprised. Then I was nervous the whole time she was talking to me.
>>7882210
was it warm
>>7882209
Sucking feminine penis is great
>>7882212
pastebin
.com
>>7882192
have you met polina in real life? is she as cute as she seems?
did you ever go to a 2ch meet up and draw dicks on passed out girls?
>>7882172
I feel you there, I'm in Texas. I lucked out with winters here being 30f but right now them titties are big enough to show through sweaters unless I slouch like a caveman.
>>7882190
Too late damage is done THANKS
>>7882204
I'm 25 I should have figured this out 8 years ago but I'm so used to repressing and denying and lying I don't even know
>>7882220
but will i feel gay after i do it
that's the key
>>7882224
>I'm 25 I should have figured this out 8 years ago but I'm so used to repressing and denying and lying I don't even know
what else could you have done i mean these things aren't easy and you can't blame yourself for it
i'm sorry
>>7882225
what about eva?
>>7882212
can you reccommend a good sleeping mask? i bought one but it sits too tight over my eyes and is really annoying. I saw you got one the other day and figured you'd know more
>>7882218
Not really.
>>7882223
lmao
im going to bed niggas nini
>>7882224
how long on hormones?
are you just selfmedding?
>>7882231
I'm the CEO of the sleeping mask company, ama! ^^
how do i beat the tummy grumbles
>>7882231
Bleh I hated that one, it covers my ears and makes it really ucomfortable for me.
;-;
>>7882010
What's wrong? Take it easy with the drugs bb
>>7882224
lmao i know what you mean by slouching
my posture has gotten even worse because of HRT because now i can't straighten my back at all
tiddies are going into turbo-drive too, im not sure what im gonna do a few months from now
>>7882243
I dunno :o
it feels like everyone here is self medding
>>7882245
are you sure you're the ceo??? you should be trying to sell me something!
>>7882246
>going through a broken system and revealing yourself publicly
>having the time to waste
>paying for overpriced therapy sessions
>>7882246
id be under an endo if i could be
>>7882249
I-I just write nice letters and insider tips >.<
>>7882246
I'm not
>>7882246
I'm not.
>>7882246
I am because of Anna and Sertii's encouragement
>>7882227
I don't blame anyone, just wish there was some one answer to all this.
>>7882236
Self medded on and off since 15, developed some weird immunity to AAs at like 22, repressed hard. Been back on for like 8 months now through a doctor but I haven't felt any mood or thought changes which seriously concerns me. Idk. Getting bloodwork done now but I don't get it. When I was 15 I felt mood changes in 1 week. I've cried only twice the last 8 months and it should be an hourly thing.
Kind of sort of glad I'm not an emotional train wreck but it's not comforting to not feel the main reason behind transitioning again, the peace of mind and emotions
Sugoi!!!
Happy Women's day everyone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdX55I9WHDw
We're all muslims here, no worries! I freaking love getting stoned (not by gay weed either lmao)
>>7882261
>I'm only self-medding while sitting in stupid waiting lists to go official
yeah
im just worried that when i try going official they'll try and force me to stop self medding
i seriously can't fucking go off these now it'd just destroy me
>>7882258
There's bad gatekeeping where I am, and I can't get cypro officially here anyways
>>7882246
I'm not but I wish I had back when I was too afraid to open up and go the 'legit' route. I coulda started a lot sooner than 29 if I had just been okay with self-medding (I felt like it wasn't right to not tell my parents before doing something but was too scared to tell them. Stupid. Should've just bought tit pills online like everyone else.)
>>7882265
They will strongly advise you to follow their guidelines. Nothing can force you. Just have them check your hormones and other such levels every few months and continue on with what you're doing.
>>7882234
i love you
>>7882265
that generally should't happen, it's just a meme unknowing psychs use to get you to stop. I know several trans women who self medded in my country and then got through gatekeeping just fine.
Besides they're kinda violating the hippocratic oath if they tell you to leave
>>7882275
Happier than I'd be if I hadn't started I think, but pretty regretful about the decisions I made prior to that. It could be worse, though, so I try to look at things positively.
how do I be less useless at everything?
advice is appreciated
>>7882276
Doctors aren't bound by the Hippocratic Oath, it's a purely symbolic thing. They are bound by laws however.
>>7882283
my dad's a gp and he skipped the ceremony where he swears the oath because he thought it'd be boring
Heyyyy ladiessss
Daily reminder that breakfast is the most important meal of the day
>>7882288
that looks delicious!
enjoy your breakfast c:
daily reminder eating is a bad and fattening
>>7882288
Now show the pills that round out your balanced breakfast, you junkie.
>>7882288
too many things on other things
>>7882288
good breakfast if you drop the rabbit food on the left
i wish i could pick all the fruit and nuts out of the box and leave you with nothing but the disgusting flakey stuff that's left
>>7882288
wtf
>>7882288
Easily a 800 calorie breakfast
And it's mostly fats
>>7882288
I made eggs ^^
>>7882300
Neither of those are necessarily bad
>>7882295
>I wouldn't worry about that at all desu
if im even gonna be a doctor
idk why im kinda losing hope here like i have so many things wrong with my life and i feel like i can't focus on studying
and just transitioning while in schooling just kind of terrifies me because med schools in finland are really like so inbred like everyones gonna know each other and its just so fucking scary
>>7882250
>"therapy sessions"
in reality they were asking just really vague questions and after the sessions when i got read what they had written about me was the worst part because there were a lot of "Anon wasn't sure about this and that" and just factually incorrect stuff like 4 years somehow becomes 2 to 3 years? I'm supposed to meet the doctor next but i didn't get an appointment, instead they're going to mail it somewhere in the next 6 months.
>>7882300
at one point in your life, you were an 800 kcal meal
>>7882288
I like the way you think (and eat).
>>7882310
my almonds are all sorts of activating right now
I bought nail files
wasn't too scary desu
>>7882305
ooohh iktf about not being able to focus on studying. I decided to prolong my studies by a few years to be able to follow only one course at a time. Means i'm still doing something but something thats not too straining.
I wouldn't worry about any legal stuff though (barring absurd finnish laws i may not be aware of)
>>7882290
Tyy!
>>7882293
Autism
>>7882294
What's wrong with nuts?
>>7882301
Eggs are great :3
>>7882300
>skim milk
>greek yogurt
>miso
>granola
>sprouted grain bread
>"""high in fat"""
>>7882304
Yes eating 100% of your dv of fat in a sitting is good
>>7882319
im just a food purist
>>7882319
elanna if a meal includes a whole avocado then it's high in fats.
good fats, but fats nonetheless. Probably not mostly fats though
>>7882319
Oh sorry I didn't see that was yogurt
900-1000 calories
>>7882319
>What's wrong with nuts?
nothing, it's the woodchippings they use to pad all those delicious nuts and fruit with that's the problem
>>7882323
fat isn't bad
i wanna stop eating like an 8 year old but i dunno how to start
>>7882325
>good fats
This is basically a meme chemically and medically
>>7882317
i mean i cant imagine there being any absurd laws other than the fact that it might be a tad illegal to import prescription drugs without a prescription ugh
i have my fucking finals starting on next week and i have not even studied
physics and math ughhh
physics im pretty good at cuz i need to know physics really good for the entry exam to med school but math is just so fucking cryptic even though ive had good course grades but thats because the teacher just made the exams so easy and now its gonna kick me in the ass
is there anything trannies dont argue about?
>>7882337
people argue about anything
but you wanted to insult the thread
>>7882325
Well yeah, but it's hardly the majority if the caloric value in this meal.
I know avocados are high in fats but fats aren't bad
>>7882327
I don't think you know how calories work
I also count
I also burn it all
>>7882337
faye is just still upset, we might be a few posts away from the thread being spammed with dead cats
>>7882337
That we're shitty people who don't deserve to be happy.
>>7882334
hey if you need help with any particular subject thats not geometry i can help you (im doing math msc)! The key to math, espec high school math is to just do a lot of exercises. If you have trouble with a subject add me on discord and i'll help you! Sertii#3452
>>7882285
Get funky!
>>7882333
"science is true, even if you're dumb and don't care"
t. neil "smoke the grass" tyson, aka black science man
>>7882337
>a bunch of insecure mentally unstable needy teenage girls gathered together on drugs that makes them emotionally unstable
>expecting anything but bickering and drama
I'm an mtf and I really don't know what else people expect coming here
>>7882337
They're women in some ways, I had to have a discussion for an hour about weight loss with three women this morning and the amount of science dropping that was completely fake was astonishing.
But in other ways they were raised men,
when you're socializing with cis women it's about getting along and being nice not proving a point or helping anyone, but there are still ways to make points that aren't male. You can't really do that here without being mansplained too.
Ok, as promised, here's my short story.
It's semibiographical. So whatever.
Tell me what you thought about it, if you liked it or not.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RHBwONNG2LB1mmx5Ie_0NHnXe3CV1aNL9YpGq7t-EGY/edit?usp=sharing
>>7882328
But they're really good woodchippings my partner's mom made them
>>7882354
Is there anything you won't pretend to be an expert on, cannonfodder?
>>7882343
oh yeah i agree, it's a good meal for a long day at work, just was commenting on the """"high fat""""" part
>>7882347
>The key to math, espec high school math is to just do a lot of exercises.
haha yeah thats kinda how i got to being "good"
just like looking at examples and doing stuff pretty mechanically and i kinda learned to spot stuff and manipulate equations which i find kinda fun
>>7882354
Do you see the irony of this post given your last few posts?
>>7882349
We live in a society where facts are being co opted and being treated equal to feels.
This breakfast was a picture of the "oh if it's not processed looking" it's healthy and you can eat this and be health meme from the 2000s
What it really is, is an extreme high fat meal fit for a day laborer, an Olympic swimmer, or a man that weights 200 pounds or more.
>>7882363
well, then you understood high school math and some calculus ^^ its all just practicing a lot and seeing patterns. You'll do fine if you got this down
Time to abandon ship before there's more gore spam
>>7882360
Yeah
I still wouldn't consider it a meal of mostly fat though, it's pretty even split between carbs, fat and protein
But yeah, I eat big meals, I need them desu
>>7882373
>I need them desu
Why
>>7882373
But it's really not
>>7882355
:(
i hope its not too biographical
>>7882373
i'm not sure what the distribution is, i'd have to run it through wolfram desu
>>7882375
My work is physically demanding, I'm lifting and pulling heavy boxes for 8 hours every day.
I eat a minimum of 2500 calories in a day
>>7882378
Mansplain it to me bby
I'm sure you're the expert given you think 80g of Greek yogurt is 200 calories
I use a scale, I count my calories, and I think you're massively retarded
>>7882367
>This breakfast was a picture of the "oh if it's not processed looking" it's healthy and you can eat this and be health meme from the 2000s
it's just a picture of a breakfast
i have no idea how you think there's 900-1000kcal in that picture - can you break it down?
Awww yiss amazon free shipping went back down to $35
>>7882355
That was unpleasant to read, and I imagine it wasn't pleasant to write either. I'm sorry you went through what you did.
>>7882385
Oh I'm sorry if that huge bowl of Greek yogurt is around 1/3 a cup
Or about 1/3 the small cups they sell in the store as a serving
It's very deceiving looking in the picture it looks like multiple servings when compared to everything in the picture
I followed Faye's diet /excercise advise and i'm down 15 pounds since feb. 1
:3
>>7882397
I'm sorry that you are too stupid to know that you can't just look at a photograph of a meal and determine its nutritional value.
>>7882400
I'm down ten pounds in the last three weeks, I think also helps not having a gf who was in a weight death spiral picking food.
I'll add a mini yogurt for size, this is the smallest size they sell in the us and it's about five spoonfuls. They typically sell Greek yogurt in 230g sizes.
>>7882379
Well, I left out the part where i slept all night with him and he asked me to give him a morning blowjob. And how I could smell him on me and taste him no matter how much I brushed my teeth that day.
>>7882401
I'm sorry that people feel the need to lie when cornered ^_^
>>7882400
Wut app is dis
>>7882408
That's not greek yogurt
I feel sick :(
>>7882408
>18g of sugar per individual serving
That's sweetened "Greek" yogurt
God, no wonder Americans are fat as fuck
>>7882421
Sorry to hear that. How so?
>>7882355
I found it compelling. I'm an editor by day trade so I wanna give feedback
Filtering is where you describe what a character sees or hears, where better suited for narration. Outside, birds were tweeting. Vs she could hear the bird outside tweeting.
You start an unhealthy amount of sentences with pronouns. Zoom out a bit and don't be afraid to merge sentences and cut micro movements like head turning etc. The first couple of paragraphs obsessing over a wrinkle can be cut down into a few short sentences with powerhouse information. Makeup didn't help cover it for example.
Happy ciswomens day
>>7882429
Idk kinda like a hangover except I didn't drink.
Why is everyone shitposting about yogurt and calories?
>>7882413
it was a sad story but nice to read otherwise
>>7882432
what on earth are you doing on mtfg
>>7882422
>per 3/4 of cup
i've never seen anything give nutritional value per 3/4 before, that's kinda weird
>>7882449
Idk I thought it was weird too
Plus 175g is a shitload of yogurt, or at least of this stuff, the protein content makes it ridiculously filling.
>>7882435
Ah, that sucks. Um, no idea about the yogurt, I think people will just argue about anything.
>>7882466
Faye honestly just wants to argue with me
It doesn't matter about what
>>7881440
nah i still do film when a job comes up. but chilis pays the billies
im flattered you remembered
>>7882422
Yep... Sugar, dehydrated fruit juice, dehydrated cane juice, etc is getting added to everything. The Dannon greek yogurt I eat has no added sugars or even fake sugars.
>>7882432
Awesome feedback thanks!
I wanted to use short sentences because my sentences tend to be long and not properly structured, but I guess I erred the other way. :p
I aggree with the pronouns, maybe zooming out and introducing different vantage points will make it less monotonous.
I wanted the obsession with the wrinkle to be really uncomfortable for the reader. So the worry would seem stupid in contrast with what happens and the big reveal at the end. Maybe I did go a bit overboard.
Anyhow this was my first draft and I was mostly preoccupied with the structure of the story, so your feedback is exactly what I need.
How can I reach you if I want to show you another draft, seeing as you're anon.
>>7882436
That's how sass died, rip ;-;
>>7882416
It's the fitbit app. I don't know if it works without the watch, tho.
>>7882460
/fit/ would love you
is there anything I can do to make my hips grow better\faster?
>>7882408
>this is the smallest size they sell in the us and it's about five spoonfuls
>170g
How big are your spoons?
>>7882483
Idk I think it's just because people expect that yogurt should be sweet. I mean I like sweetened yogurt but it really is more of a dessert.
Plain 0 milk fat unsweetened Greek yogurt is awesome though, high five. I've started getting club packs of it at Costco
>>7882501
What is that, pork rinds?
Also, I'd say my partner is /fit/ but I don't think they're gay enough for /fit/. I just like food and eating reasonably healthy for cheap.
>>7882383
why are there no trutrans memers in mtfg?
>>7882520
I got bullied out.
>>7882520
We're all AGP here.
This whole poverty thing is really great for losing weight. I'm down 3 pounds this week; silver linings and everything. Maybe I should stop cardio >.>
>>7882449
I'd guess they were more interested in a calorie number than serving size since a lot of people tend to skim over and only check calories and not serving size.
>>7882501
Holy shit
>>7882288
>tfw avocados in britain are overpriced and shitty
i hate this country
>>7882528
>mfw i tried a tomato in a foreign country for the first time
huh, so that's what they're supposed to taste like
>>7882530
You don't like americas spray painted under ripe genetically modified tomatoes?
Terrorist confirmed
happy women's day those of you who are women's everyone else better luck next year
>>7882540
Fml
>>7882535
i live in the UK actually
i never understood why some people liked to snack on tomatoes because they don't taste like anything to me and also kinda burn my tongue, but it turns out that in spain, tomatoes taste like tomatoes
>>7882519
>not gay enough for /fit/
>elanna's partner
I need to smoke more
>>7882540
Damn!
>>7882526
Wassup.
Smoke a bowl.
>>7882544
I honestly don't even think I'm enough of a homo for /fit/, and I'm a pretty big fan of cock
>>7882549
buy a bong you crackhead
>>7882549
Hello friends.
Apply for jobs.
>>7882548
>tomatoes in the UK are so fucking bad I actually can only bear with them in pizza or other foods that require heating it. In salad form they just taste like sawdust.
yeah, all the JFs say that, but i didn't understand the complaint until fairly recently
tinned tomatoes are nicer anyway, they've got a much stronger flavour to them
>>7882543
We have a lot of farmers markets in our rich areas, but store produce is all pretty terrible and mass produce for weight and then colored to sell here.
Then we have poor minority areas where hey don't even get that
>tfw too stupid to become /fit/
>tfw tour New neighbor has a baby that's always shouting and crying and you don't even care because you want a baby
>>7882577
You literally just need to try
>>7882577
>tfw people pick on you for your intelligance
>>7882577
it's really not hard, calories in calories out and how protein functions on a basic level is like 80% of it.
Literally read the sticky
>>7882578
I bet they wouldn't notice if you borrowed it for a few hours
>>7882580
i don't know what to do
i know how many calories im supposed to eat but i don't shit about daily protein/fat/whatever needs
id probably be willing to learn how to cook if i knew that i could make some stuff that tasted good and was good for me
it doesn't help that when i try to eat less to lose weight my mom like shoves food in front of me because she thinks im not eating enough
>>7882585
people act like that sticky is easy to read, like 60% of that went over my head
>>7882396
hey Joan, it was actually helpful to write. i went through some strong feelings las week and my therapist suggested I do something creative with it, seeing as I'm such an artsy fartsy fellow.
anyhow, it was really sad for me to have gone through this, thank you for your empathy.
>>7882583
I can tell how intelligant you are
>>7882590
http://4chanfit.wikia.com/wiki/Harsh%27s_Worksheet_(WIP)
can you tell me the first point you don't understand? we'll walk through it together
>>7882594
i doubt it, most people's brians are not able to process the world in the way mine can
emi sweetest girl
He lied and said he loved me, what the fuck am i going to do alone?
Masturbate to the sex tapes you made together.
>>7882571
>tfw the best produce gets shipped to the US because of the premium they will pay and we're left with small stunted fruits and veggies.
>>7882605
what
>>7882549
That's ghetto and that carpet is disgusting
Besides, weed makes me dysphoric and it causes me to act like an autistic retard :(
>>7882559
>Apply for jobs.
Working on it. It's going to be a month or two before I can even afford job hunting clothes
siiigh I hate my life ;_;
>tfw you accidentally look in a mirror and get reminded that your skulls shape can never be feminine
Oops
>tfw you can't decide whether you're going to chase nim or evangeline after they break up
>>7882605
You're going to move on and live the life you were meant to live and not get an STD from a gay man who cheats on u
>>7882617
Why not join them in polyamory while they're still together?
>>7882596
im more worried about not being to find recipes that i like and that i can make
>>7882617
>impling they are not the mtfg otp
>>7882617
>after they break up
hmmmmm
what if that doesn't happen
>>7882616
skull autist claims another victim.
RIP
>>7882623
Polyamory is a little degenerate and I don't like to share. If I own a tranny, I want it to be mine and no one else's.
My mommy was sad she was mean to me for two days and bought me new skis and a ski lesson for tomorrow and the 100$ lift ticket along with some new girly ski clothes
#blessed
>>7882623
>polycuckery
>ever
>>7882627
idk senpai just cook shit with protein in it and make sure it fits yr calories
>>7882627
I think you're just looking for an excuse
>>7882639
>tfw GOP replacement eyes
>>7882629
What about Ash x Faye? Or has Faye been the official otp too many times
>>7882590
You honestly don't need to worry about that
Because you know what? Arguing about regimens is pointless when it's a matter of working out vs not working out.
You can worry about optimizing your routine once you've started, but literally doing anything is better than nothing, and you're going to see some sort of results even if they're not ideal. Getting "the best" doesn't matter unless you get to the point where you start to care.
Find an exercise for your legs
Find an exercise for your core
Find a free weight exercise for your arms
Find a type of cardio you like
Do 5x5 of each of the strength exercises and increase the weight when it becomes too easy. Bam, babby's first workout.
>>7882649
I usually keep messing it up until I just have a smokey eye and then say fuck it
>>7882494
I trip off anytime I drop writing feedback because a lot of people take it badly. The ones who take it like you usually rapidly improve and I've seen a lot even go on to do creative stuff for publication. If you ever want constructive feedback in writing, I can browse through short amounts of stuff whenever.
>>7882612
What is me and my bf broke up
>>7882651
I think you and Faye might be the only people that want to see that happen anon
>>7882662
isn't he a huge piece of shit or something?
>>7882661
you have a really bad case of learned helplessness, dude
it's almost lauren tier, but at least you don't complain as much as her
>>7882648
You don't wanna be in a sandwich with nim???
>>7882668
Chasers are usually pretty great people, so I'm inclined to believe that Kayla's craziness sabotaged this relationship. As a transgender girl, I think we all have to understand that our mental instability is often the root problem in our relationships, not our chaser boyfriends.
>>7882661
idk nim literally just go to the store buy some chicken and some pasta or rice and some veggies, weigh and cook them and eat them lol this isn't hard after that just vary different shit until you come up with different combinations
>>7882676
>Chasers are usually pretty great people
t. chaser
>>7882674
stop
>>7882661
>yeah maybe
It's kinda obvious.
The information out there is overwhelming, the /fit/ sticky pretty much points to you the main points and the well established stuff.
The rest you can mostly ignore.
Optimizing your routine and diet will come with experience.
The food stuff is very basic, you can get the correct amount of calories and protein with child like cooking skills.
>>7882590
You want the truth? It's tough, so you have to make it as easy as possible so you don't quit.
You have to turn down food, you have to get used to eyeballing calories and not breaking 1600, and you have to do cardio. Lots of slow cardio so that you don't hurt yourself of get discouraged.
Personally I go sit on a bike and a treadmill and make sure I burn at least 350 calories a day, but when I'm serious I pump it up to a thousand. Most of the time I just listen to audiobooks and shitpost while not killing myself.
Getting your mom on board and excited about it will help too, offer to cook lower calorie meals from weight watchers or cooking light so she isn't handing you terrible food in portion sizes like Elanna eats (you'll also learn how to cook while doing this so two girl milestones in one)
>not rooting for Eva and Nims pure monogamous love
>>7882679
I'm just a fellow shemale - also you can't prove I'm a chaser (not that I am).
>>7882679
I enjoy the fact that people keep thinking this poster is serious.
>>7882657
Yay! Thanks! i want to get better at writing!
Do you have skype?
>>7882676
I like this meme desu
>>7882684
this is terrible advice when nim is already underweight with no muscles
>>7882685
>>7882685
This, desu.
>>7882676
https://clyp.it/gqydvrdq
>>7882684
What's all this about slow cardio? I want to know.
>>7882669
i know
i want to get better but it's like i find excuses not to and i just get into this like debate match with myself and just never end up doing anything
i wouldn't even have started hrt if people on here didn't get sick of my shit and started like berating me for it lol
>>7882677
i have chicken and pasta and stuff at home already for the most part
i just don't know how to make it
plus you gotta add stuff to the chicken or itll taste bad lol
>>7882653
i thought you couldn't gain muscle when you were trying to lose weight
ugh why do i feel so bad whenever i get guessed as gay male in those guess what letter of lgbt u r based on whatever threads
>>7882684
>Getting your mom on board and excited about it will help too, offer to cook lower calorie meals from weight watchers or cooking light so she isn't handing you terrible food in portion sizes like Elanna eats
Yeah, don't take food advice from Elanna, otherwise you might end up looking like this.
>>7882662
Tfw never saw Kayla before
Tfw everyone in mtfg looks cis
Not even upset or jelly, it's relieving to see things turn out alright for so many people.
>>7882696
>>7882701
>i just don't know how to make it
>don't know how to make it
>don't know
>how to make it
yeah you're just looking for excuses i'm afraid :/
I think my fingernails are starting to look p. gay.
...I wonder if anyone will notice
>>7882706
Elanna giv food advices
>>7882684
>still assblasted about elanna
>>7882693
If she's already underweight what's the issue?
If she wants to be bigger, a gram of protein per pound of muscle, a constant balance of calories with a surplus, and she needs to work with someone and create a body weight circuit training program that's high intensity.
But I've never known a dysphoric transgirl that wanted to be manly and stuff so idk
>>7882684
Oh Faye, you just can't let this go
Are you actually autistic?
>>7882715
fingernails dont actually change do they?
>>7882706
Skinny fat blob with good genetics from hrt?
No thank you
>>7882554
Keep it classy
>>7882556
I lost my last one inside someone's car.
She was alright.
>>7882559
I am applying to Walmart today.
>>7882613
Lol nahh chill out
>>7882699
I was kind of hoping that was gonna be in your girl voice.
>>7882708
Lol, i look like a man
>>7882712
i was weighed at 149lbs a week or two ago at 6'0-6'1
my bmi calculator is telling me that's a healthy weight, is that right?
How do I get feminine fat?
>>7882721
Hmm? You give weird advice and blast things you haven't tried because you kinda are autistic and argue in a masculine ex high school bully kind of way.
I trained and took responsibility for combat troops, received rewards for it, designed their whole programs, kept fat people from being kicked out by working with them and motivating them. I've been sent to military fitness trainer programs, spent time in the army fight team, rangers, airborne, joint special forces. I'm not some person with a hs diploma talking out of my ass.
There is strangely little drama mongering at this time of day. I'm usually on at night and half the trips are trying to bring everyone else down or have psychotic autistic hate crushes on people.
>>7882744
i think you're supposed to cycle 5 pounds for better results
>>7882744
like everything else just wait cindy jesus
>>7882746
Almost as good as the original navy seal pasta.
>>7882734
No you don't lol
I'm not hugboxing but in that picture of the post I quoted I wouldn't have believed you were an mtf even if your dick was in the picture I would have assumed it was photoshopped in
You look flawless and act sweet, don't know why more people don't envy you.
>>7882754
every 2 months?
im not an expert don't judge me on that x-x
too many messages,
new thread!
>>7882755
>>7882755
>>7882755
>>7882754
female fat distribution will come with enough time on hrt
>>7882744
you wait for e to work that female fat distribution
>>7882744
Fat cells have a life cycle of ten years and are very "stretchy"
New fat cells are almost never created just by gaining weight, but if you're on hormones some of that will be distributed to the right places.
As old fat cells die little by little every single day, new ones will be created based on your hormone levels.
Slowly over years your fat distribution will get better and better, by three years it'll look nice enough it won't bother you, by 7 you should have cis distribution.
>>7882759
don't be like faye, just post nothing if you don't know what you're talking about
>>7882744
Hormones + time + food
By 6 months or so you will see the difference in your body.
>>7882746
>kept fat people from being kicked out by working with them and motivating them.
gj ;)
>>7882767
yeah i suppose you're right
i just saw some info on reddit of a few people doing it
but then again i just revealed my source was reddit so..
>>7882762
>14 images too early
>>7882746
I argue like someone that isn't going to take your shit.
This whole discussion started because you took exception to my breakfast and started sperging out about calorie counts and macros like some sort of roided up gym monkey
Just because you think you know everything, does not in fact mean you know everything, but you sure like to pretend that you do.
>>7882776
it's not worth arguing about lani
why...
>bite into pizza
>doesn't taste like pizza
>look at pizza
>there's freakin barbecue sauce in my pizza
>spit out pizza
What is this, a prank?
oh i forgot to say i did my blood test today!
and i didn't take my e beforehand like an idiot like i did last time
here's hoping my levels are all good
>>7882787
hanna!
>>7882794
good luck emi ><
>>7882787
Cus
>>7882788
bbq sauce is not for pizza
>>7882780
It's not really, but she's still butthurt about something that happened when you were gone and really just wants an excuse to shit on me.
Because this place is all she has, and if she can't save face then she has nothing.
>>7882788
>putting any sauce other than garlic and/or mayonnaise on a pizza
Devils take them.
>>7882796
heyo nim
>>7882800
last time i checked jotaro wasnt a 50yo meth dealer
>>7882811
>mayo on pizza
Delet this
>>7882788
I get very upset with white sauce pizza, BBQ sauce pizza, and worst of all
The black bean sauce pizza
I feel cheated
>>7882769
Oldest army meme ever
What's worse is he's in a combat zone
>>7882808
what happened?
>>7882699
I WANNA DO IT TOO
https://clyp.it/hp2mleth
>>7882813
how's it going?
>>7882820
I didn't hugbox her voice
>>7882799
you'll be the first to know!
>>7882813
Maybe he just ages fast? You know how he looked as a "teenager"
>>7882816
Shut up Cindy, or I'll put mayo on your face
>more bad dreams about my dad
why
>>7882825
she just has to train it now that she's had the voice surgery
>>7882831
W-what's that supposed to mean?
>>7882811
garlic and herb sauce for the crusts dude
thats all you need
>>7882833
You're supposed to do that first >.>
>>7882817
This is also in a combat zone
the secret is you don't kick people out before deployment, you kick them out when they get back and you don't need them.
>>7882808
Uhm my life's pretty good blublu, I'm just applying for jobs and internships so I don't sound like a neet to girls I want to date
You just are tragically male brained and mean and wandered into a couple areas I like to help people dispel myths and lies about
It's more a passion then anything to do with you bae
>>7882822
>'as a transgender girl' in birdy's deep voice
im dead
>>7882836
got my blood test done finally
and my fluffi reading pillow came in, it's really soft but i have to let it sit for a day to let it expand x(
>>7882842
i know, but she didn't as far as i know so that's the next step i would assume..
>>7882846
>Uhm my life's pretty good blublu
We could tell from that breakdown
>>7882845
i should find out tomorrow
that's how quick it was with my last test
>>7882822
I'm going to save this and repost it without any context when you're not in the thread to defend yourself.
The king is taken, Birdy.
>>7882833
She said vfs was a waste of money and sounds bad because I meme'd a little with one week before I'm suppose to even make a sound
Which is kind of harmful to people as vfs and training both have heir uses
So she started going autistic bully and people decided to ERP a huge fight for the luls while I was driving 6 hours to go skiing
I'm not mad at her, I'm providing my thoughts on things and why I have them
>>7882846
>Uhm my life's pretty good
but you're unemployed and keep having mental breakdowns
>>7882860
vfs is a waste of money but it's at least better than your fitness advice
>>7882846
>you are very male brained
Those are big words to use on someone who has lived as a woman for longer than you've even been here, and certainly for longer than you've been flip flopping
>>7882860
You were here the whole time, you're full of shit and anyone who has seen the amount of drama you stir up knows that.
>>7882866
I guess us girls can't use big words huh
>>7882858
https://clyp.it/zojzqacl
well i certainly didn't mean to stir up whatever this is by mentioning duet stuff
thank you to everyone that put up with my autism, im gonna try to stop making excuses and start learning how to treat myself better
laying in bed all day doing isn't good for my health and it's probably not good for my transition either
>>7882866
Idk when I stopped and got gas and sent pictures of the drive and stuff to other trips but couldn't talk to them for hours at a time I guess it was a meme ^_^
I guess I'm not in Tahoe that snow is all in San Francisco
>>7882841
just animate the blowjob joke after the white album fight and ill be happy
>>7882849
yaay thats great
i'm a sad weird little man
>>7882788
This is the saddest story told in this thread today.
Hmm? You give weird advice and blast things you haven't tried because you kinda are autistic and argue in a masculine ex high school bully kind of way.
I trained and took responsibility for combat troops, received rewards for it, designed their whole programs, kept fat people from being kicked out by working with them and motivating them. I've been sent to military fitness trainer programs, spent time in the army fight team, rangers, airborne, joint special forces. I'm not some person with a hs diploma talking out of my ass.
desu i used to think faye was kinda cool, i guess not huh
>>7882888
you're cool :3
>>7882874
ugh forgot for 2 hours to take my pills
>>7882817
>Black bean sauce pizza
What is this travesty?
>>7882892
HUH
>>7882893
same
i feel the testosterone flowing theough my veins
>>7882893
I never got the "take it at the exact same time every day!!!" meme.
It varies by a few hours for me all the time and I'm absolutely fine.
>>7882893
is this how the hulk happens?
>>7882895
im gonna learn that diet stuff! hold me to it okay!
>>7882887
> I'm not some person with a hs diploma
Nobody ever doubted that you didn't even get through college.
>tfw hungry
>can't afford lunch
>>7882864
Faye's fitness advise helped me, you. So don't like discount it offhand.
>>7882878
I can confirm this statement. I was chatting with Faye about the time the Fayke posting began.
I think it was a shit move when people continued posting in a thread meant to bully Faye when they had ootions to post in other threads.
>>7882894
It was like pulled pork and green onion which sounded good
But I was betrayed
>>7882887
Vato loko, here's a pic for keeping us entretained yeaterday with yoyr tour of LA.
Too bad we didn't get to see the Disney Concert Hall or the Cal Trans office.
Gracias
>still on this thread
damn
this is probably the longest i've seen a thread go
Nobody likes me and i wish i could dissapear
>tfw you got a call back from a recruiter three hours after you first applied
That's a good sign
>>7882940
iktf
>>7882940
i like you anon
>>7882945
People hate me and i wonder if it's for the same reasons i hate myself
>>7882948
desu I hate myself for the reasons other people hate me
>>7882955
hugg
>>7882964
thankyou
Ive been feeling pretty bad about it lately
>>7882977
feels bad having no self-worth at all
>>7882934
I was so high and drunk and I had just spent the night in a strangers place in Hollywood she kicked me out basically at 5am it was cold.
It was a chill day.
>>7882981
yep!
Ive been seeking validation for years
I cant ever seem to be happy with myself
>>7882934
What's the Cal trans office?
What's a chill kick it spot in LA I was in like this park in dtla and like this tweaker was there so like I used his pipe and then dipped cuz it was late and he was a 30yo tweaker white had like 4 phones with chargers in this park charging and like he tried to ask me if I took one when I got up to leave and I was all like no dude lol
Cuz like I didn't have a pipe or lighter but I had weed
>>7882917
Hey.
No burry loser >=[