Can we get a story thread? It's been a while since we had

>>7877477
>be me
>go shopping with bf
>he wants to buy (more) makeup
>spot younger transgrrl
>doesn't really pass
>tell my bf that I bored and that I'm going for a smoke
>go outside and hold back tears
>"It's just smoke in my eyes"

>>7877477
this happened two weeks ago and i'm STILL thinking about it i feel so bad so thanks for this
gotta say it somewhere i guess:
>be me
>severe social anxiety and pale complexion (turn red v easily)
>in line at grocery store
>behind trans woman. easy to clock, probably just starting out in transition, voice sounds relatively masculine still, frame, etc.
>not that i care or give a shit at ALL, i'm fully supportive of trans people, but..
>/lgbt/ hon memes start running through my brain
>no brain please stop this isn't the time
>brain continues
>f-fuck
>get closer to checking out
>my face turns RED as FUCK
>fuck fuck fuck
>i try to hide my face and just stand there nervously trying to calm down while she's finishing checking out
>fuck fuck fuck fuck
>face is literally beet red at this point
>she kind of glances at me and then just finishes checking out and leaves
>cashier is looking at me like im a freak
>person behind me is looking at me in line like is this person ok
>feel bad because i probably made her feel bad
>check out as fast as possible w/o being able to say anything
>leave
>nevergoingbacktothatstore.jpg

>>7878829
So are you repressed and living as a cis gay or what?

>>7878900
just another babytrans future hon desu

>>7878900
why is he buying makeup?

>>7878900
>>7878934
These tbqh

/lgbt/ demands to know

>>7878930
You have a bf, how bad could it be?

>>7878934
How do I know what gay people do!

>>7877477
> at my job for a year or so
> manager is a qt guy from India
> lighter complexion, beard, somewhat /fit/
> buys a house
> I move in because it worked out for both of us
> he walks around in lazy pants
> we watch movies and smoke together
> he's straight
Why live, desu-

>>7879066
sounds comfy

>be male
>fell in love with a female
>have sex with a female
>feel good
>shitpost on /lgbt/
Everything acording to a plan

>>7879118
Still better than Biscum t b h

>>7879082
It's kind of comfy but I'm going to have to start jacking off daily. I stopped doing that because it was becoming routine for me. But I have to watch him humming to himself in the kitchen, while cooking tea and showing off his underwear. I will be perpetually horny and cucked unless I just start rubbing one out more than weekly. Much more

who here is ready for the /cringemaster/
>be me
>like this girl I'm sorta friends with
>buy her an xmas present because rampant autism
>we sometimes hang out when she is in town
>going to see a movie (rogue one)
>go get food first cause I can never get her to see me for more than a few hours and I wanna talk
>go to a restaurant I hang with friends at sometimes
>hug her a bit and try kissing but she pulls back
>oh well whatever (hope to god my breath was not bad)
>eat food and give her a card I got her
>slowly kicking in how not well this is going and how much she does not talk to me
>eat my food while she goes on her phone
>praying to god she did not set up a bail
>"hey sam my friend forgot her keys she will be here in a few min i think they might need me" or something
>she set up a bail
>visions of hanging myself with the physical manifestation of my own failure to just chill with someone
>friend shows up
>they talk about stuff I don't understand I guess thinking back I was kinda latched onto her and didn't notice
>her friend won't look my way or make eye contact
>does not leave with her friend
>can tell shes bored and upset with me, makes fun of my meal and my diabetes stuff in between looking at her phone
>pay for meal and I call a taxi so we can go to the mall and see star wars
>sit in the front seat so I don't have to awkwardly be near her
>stare off hoping the car will explode
should I continue or try a different story

>>7879322
god that just got worse and worse

sitting in front seat of the taxi when she doesn't is so much more awkward of you then it could have ever been just sitting next to her

please continue this is fascinating

>>7879322
wait u were just sorta friends with her and u tried to kiss her? lol jesus, no wonder

>>7879322
I understand why lesbians don't like transbians now

>>7879322
>>"hey sam
I would have slapped her for deadnaming me.

>>7879408
sam's seems a little delusional, see >>7876320

one time she's like teehee I drop people, another time she's like boohoo I drop people and no one loves me. girl just wants attention and says whatever will get her that at the time

I got other even more cringe stories too anons, my life is a meme
>>7879408
We had kissed before
>>7879336
sure
>get to mall and pay for taxi
>know her friend can pick her up and she has money enough to see the movie
>think about saying I'm feeling sick and bailing so I can go home and like cut myself cause I feel so awkward
>can't really remember but she buys me my ticket (said her mom gave her a 2 person thing for xmas)
>asks if I know a less crowded bathroom
>direct her to one and wait
>text my friend how I need to die right now and to save me
>she comes out and we walk back to the theater
>its crowded
>sit in the front a bit
>fucked up my insulin dose
>go outside to check my blood sugar
>it's getting low
>come back in and eat skittles
>can't relax just want to die
>thank god movie starts
>about a quarter the way in she grabs my arm and holds my hand
>what
>okay
>like runs her finger around my palm
>face turns bright red very confused
>kinda just squirm around and zone out (saw the movie again and was convinced they added a part cause I just did not remember the section when she did this)
>holds my hand the entire movie
>squeezes tightly for most of the movie
>movie finishes and we walk out
>mall has extended hours and we go sit while waiting for a friend to show up to pick us up
>sits in a chair away from me
>goes on her phone and won't speak to me
>ask her to move to a bench and sit next to each other
>kinda tug her a bit
>she just ignores me and talks to her friends on her phone
>like 30 min later with no speaking get text my friend is here
>stand up and try and give her a peck but she pulls away and hands me her popcorn to hold
>get back to her place and give her her present
>ask's me if shes gonna be scared by whats inside it (just got her a pusheen and some candy)
>die inside
>get in car and cry on way home
Got the rope in a drawer kek

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>>7879522
>my mood changes
yeah
but I do have the problem of dropping people.

>>7879553
>my mood changes
that's a pretty big swing. You bipolar?

>>7879578
not what bipolar is

>>7879588
That's pretty pedantic. You autistic?

>>7879601
not what autism is

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>>7879578
No actually

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>in highschool
>still figuring things out
>but have great support from my friends
>begin slowly getting really close with one of them
>blonde hair blue eye qt 3.14
>begin signing up for the same classes together
>eventually start hanging out at his house more often
>fuck yeah smash bros and halo all day erry day
>continue this routine on for a while
>Senior year of school rolls around
>notice blonde qt best friend likes to hug me
>okay.jpg
>its kind of cute actually
>this goes on for like a month
>now he starts grouping at my ass
>this is weird m8 you're straight and had several gfs.exe
>shrug it off as a sign of our strengthening friendship
>however the cream of the crop, the cherry of the cake
>I begin getting boners in our hugs
>Congratulations You're Gay!
>feel really insecure about it
>move forward another month or so, winter now
>playing smash and halo, just us two together in his basement/theater room
>want to say something about the grouping and the boners
>but we're too into our smash
>I main mario btw
>he mains fox
>in the middle of the fight and say "hey man lets talk"
>but he's too into the game and brushes it off
>it was actually a really close match
>he starts shoving me trying to mess me up
>things are getting physical now
>he wins and shouts in victory
>hot and bothered from the pushing
>says he wants to talk too
>suddenly he shoves me over
>pomf~.jpg
>pins my arms to the ground
>hovers over me
>gets close to my face
>peer into his beautiful blue eyes
>he creeps closer and says
>I need about tree fiddy
And that's when I realized my best friend was actually 500ft tall and from the paleolithic era.

>be 18 year old closeted homo about to head off to college
>not very skilled in the whole relationship thing
>hear this one girl in my class likes me after I comforted her after her mom suddenly passed away
>really really try to find feeling for her she was beautiful inside and out
>I just couldn't reciprocate and I felt terrible
>we were pretty good friends
>go to a kind of goodbye party with all of my friends
>she's there
>hear her crying in the bathroom
>go inside to find out that she's been harassed by this creepy guy at the party
>comfort her and she professes her feelings for me
>break down because, well... drunk.
>tell her how I really really wanted to feel things for her. That I tried so hard to be the guy she wanted, to be normal but I just couldn't
>she's asks if I'm gay
>nod and start tearing up
>she holds my face and makes it better
>"Anon, you know that I am one of the most Christian girls in the school and I can tell you from the bottom of my heart that there is nothing wrong with you. You are one of the sweetest, kindest guys I know. Everyone loves you and everyone looks up to you. Don't forget that. You are an incredible person who would make anyone happy to be with."

She told me all about her secrets of childhood abuse and I think it was a weight off of both of our shoulders. I wonder sometimes what would have happened had we got together and she's tried before but she had a boyfriend in the army who was my friend and I'm just not that type of guy to do that.

That was the first time I ever told anyone about my sexuality and it could have been much worse I suppose.

>>7879655
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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>>7879652
>I main mario btw

>>7879662
It was pretty nice looking back on it. I was taken aback by her openness to be quite honest.

Friends are somethin else huh?

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>>7879688
I like the challenge.

>>7879655
Actually made me tear up, that's so sweet.

>>7879655
Kind of reminds me confessing my love for my best friend, who was also a very christian person
"Anon...If I was gay I'd totally date you, but I'm not so I just can't."
that sentence was so kind yet hurtful at the same time.

>be 19 year old virgin
>finally ready for my first hook up
>really nervous about it
>we are going to meet at his house do stuff.
>he is older handsome daddy guy in his 30's
>he answers the door and kisses me
>I walk in and we start making out
>I like where this is going
>he pulls off my shirt
>kissing his way down my chest and stomach he starts fiddling with my belt
>I am DIAMONDS
>he releases my cock and puts it against his lips and I shoot all over his face
>like he hadn't even put it in his mouth yet and I cam
>I apologize and he says its okay
>He leaves to clean up and I am standing there with my pants still around my ankles
>he comes back and I am still hard so he says lets try it again.
>he likes up my dick and then takes on the head
>he licks the underside of my head and I shoot again.
>he was only doing it for maybe 20s
>He wipes himself off and asks me if I want to suck him. I do it for a while until he cums (takes like 15 minutes)
>he sees I am hard and decided to try sucking me off one more time.
>I only last 30s at most and apologize.
>he asks if I am good and I say yeah. He starts getting dressed and shows me the door.

>>7879723
And people wonder why being trans is a thing.

>>7879716
I'll never forget that night. It's still pretty vivid in my head when I recall it.

It's funny how you can never really expect how life will come along. I had planned on telling my best friend for months prior and going into that party, I would have never expected that to have been my first coming out story. It's kind of cool.

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>>7879655
>Anon, you know that I am one of the most Christian girls in the school and I can tell you from the bottom of my heart that there is nothing wrong with you. You are one of the sweetest, kindest guys I know. Everyone loves you and everyone looks up to you. Don't forget that. You are an incredible person who would make anyone happy to be with.

Beautiful

>>7879000
see >>7878930
He wears make-up? It's pretty funny really since I'm trans but refuse to wear make-up
>>7879003
It could definitely be worse but y'know...

>>7879723
It's an acknowledgement of being a perfectly good choice for an impossibly bad situation.

>you're incredible, the best person I know... but it just can't work. I hope the best for you
>what hurts the most is that they were the best for you

I feel you anon.

>>7879747
If you're talking about my best friend. I would not want to date him as girl. No way.
If you're talking about me, I am not cutting off my penis for him. No way.

I like to think I have some level of mental stability.

>>7879588
what would it be then? borderline personality disorder?

>>7879794
>I am not cutting off my penis for him. No way.
I totally understand how you feel. That's entirely optional. He can stay straight and you can keep a feminine penis for him to suck.

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>>7879852
I've been to three psychiatrists and one therapist
>ptsd
>generalized anxiety disorder
>acute depression
>eating disorder
all I've ever had, I'm sure a very neurotic, paranoid low self esteem person

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>>7879788
That's exactly what I'm saying.
But even though you know that it would never work out, it still hurts knowing that it can't and will never work out.

>>7879735
Is this for real? I'd be so worried of catching something

>Movie is playing at the local theater
>Acquaintance and I go down to meet up with some friends and see it
>small chat on the way down which is a feat in and of itself
>walk into the city
>movie is at midnight and friends are nowhere to be seen
>fuck that
>well we're already down here
>there's this tea shop in town that I hold more dear to me than my life
>convince friend to go there
>get seated
>APG kicking in, tea party with female friend
>fuck yeah
>"so anon, is this a date?"
>completely baffled
>how the fuck am I supposed to answer this question
>not attracted to her
>don't want to hurt her feelings
>"uhh, do you want it to be?"
>immediately realize this was quite possibly one of the worst answers to give
>"no"
>already ordered so we have to wait there in awkward silence to pay and walk twenty minutes back to uni
>every time I go back to my favorite tea shop I think of this moment

>>7879652

You son of fuck.

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This happened 3 days ago
>be me
>be lonely
>download growlr
>guy messages me
>2/10 profile pic
Awfuckit.gif
>message back
>fast forward 20 mins later
>we are in his car going to his house
"You know you can touch it. Right?
"O-oh sure"
>begin to feel him up in car
>its damp
>like hes sweating from balls damp
>god save me
>we get to his house
>he opens door
>full fledged hoarder
Saveme.png
>on his table are oreo peeps
"You want one?"
>eats with mouth open
"Naw im okay..."
>we enter his room
>actually worse
>has small tv with keeping up with the Kardashians on
>we start making out
>he taste like tomatoes and piss
>on verge of vomiting
>i end up just going down on him
Wtf.txt
>dick looks like been through meat grinder
>gotta get outta this mess
>forces me down on it
>has texture of meat in a sock
>i look up
>he has yellow brown teeth
Sendhelp.png
>i finish him off and we begin to walk out
>notice we were on bunk beds
"Bunk bed? You have a little brother or something?"
"No my mom sleeps there"
"Ok"
>he drops me off
>i vomit on the fucking spot

Morale of the story
Have fucking standards

>>7880325
>>"so anon, is this a date?"
>>completely baffled
>>how the fuck am I supposed to answer this question
How would your AGP have wanted the boy to answer if you had been the girl?

>>7880364
>>2/10 profile pic

So you couldn't say no or just ignore him?

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>>7880364
>worrying I'm this gross now
>remember people have thrown up after me kissing them
>no one lets me touch them
I try and be clean jesus

>>7879601
Deflection is strong in this one :^)

>be 25
>know that I'm trans since I'm 18
>haven't done shit because I'm a coward who can't get shit done and also because parents rised me to hate myself
>suicide is out of the options because I'm too much of a coward
Sometimes I just want to jump from a tall building and finish this suffering.

>>7880364
This GIF is the shit!

>>7880425
>parents rised me to hate myself
how?

>>7880425
Suicide may not be the only option. But mental health treatment for your transgenderism is an option.

>>7880441
>mental health treatment for your transgenderism is an option
except there's no viable mental health treatment for transgenderism. only mental health treatment for co-morbid conditions and therapy to deal with getting life together while transitioning/dealing with feelings stemming from it.

>>7879747
This is not accurate of the trans experience, our attraction to others has nothing to do with our brain's biological gender.

>>7880412
>people have thrown up after me kissing them
Damn Anon, thats a heavy weight to carry.
Are you sure it was from your own body that made them throw up or some external factor?
If its not, I wouldn't be yourself up over it. IF it is, I'd ask your closest friends advice on how to take care of yourself.

I know most people here have bad hygiene so its a good thing to consider that the minimal that you can do to take care of your self is to bathe/shower every other day, brush your teeth/tongue twice a day and wear clean clothes everyday, meaning to do laundry at least once a week.
Thats it.

>>7880399
Was horny and thought would be better in person

>>7880412
Just bathe in hand sanitizer

>>7880499
Just a quarter of trans people.

>>7880516
I try and shower and keep clean clothes, I'm very paranoid about it and I ask some friends to smell me and my breath a lot but they always say it's fine. A couple friends are kinda weird though and will actively sniff me but they're fucking weird so I don't trust their opinion. brush twice a day but sometimes my mouth can get dry if my sugar gets high and it sucks
>>7880521
I wash and use a cotton candy spray thing + deodorant

>>7880552
Well idk what your problem is then

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Lesbian newfag here, first story, teach me your glorious ways /lgbt

>be me a few summers ago
>two friends, super religious broski and super religious chick

>super religious chick was constantly switching personalities
>one moment she wants to wear leather and run off to join a biker gang
>next moment she wears a dress and covers her hair and claims woman are inferior to men
>life goals one minute: get married, have 8 kids, work with the church
>life goals other minute: never marry, hates kids, be a free spirit

>super religious bro is super conservative, pretty much my exact opposite
>but slowly breaking out of his homeschooled shell
>is a long process but I'm a bad influence like that

>religion bro has a big boner for religion chick
>daydreams of sweeping her off her feet

>guilty cuz I also have a big boner for chick's other side
>religion bro considers me best friend
>he's one of the closest and nicest friends I've ever had in my entire life
>flirts with chick anyway
>chick starts ignoring bro to chill with me
>cuz I make her feel 'free'
>he feels like shit, but continues after her anyway

>fast forward later that summer
>all at a party, dancing hard, undid all buttons on my shirt but the ones that keep my boobs covered
>chick tries to redo my buttons while I'm still dancing, all embarrassed at my exposed belly
>would just undo them again to tease her
>gettin' pretty flirty by this point
>bro busy doing the awkward shuffle in corner of dance floor, doesn't really seem to notice

>after party, drops bro off at home, we go to her place
>wants me to stay the night

Shall I continue?

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>>7880560
my teeth are pretty bad though and im missing a few so that might be a factor

>>7880563
inconsiderate but sure

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>>7880563
>guilt hits hard, all I can think about is my bro
>stays the night anyway

>pretty normal overall, just talking and laughing
>round 3am she decides we need to sleep
>cuz "church"
>cuddles up to me, pretty cute
>at some point she had taken all her clothes off
>cuz hot
>not a big deal, I've naked cuddled with female friends before, no ladyboner here

>rub her back lightly with fingertips
>almost asleep
>something wakes me up
>realizes she's breathing irregular and legs are moving
>ohfuckwhatdoIdo
>internally freaking out
>realizes she's leaning into my hand

>super virgin at this time
>continue to rub her back, uses two hands, not sure what to do
>pretty much turned into heavy petting
>she didn't touch me, just wanted me to continue on her
>after a bit she rolls over and finally falls asleep

>I don't sleep for rest of night, curled up, heart pounding, wondering what the fuck just happened
>even though I totes saw it coming
>guilt sets in harder, can only see my bro
>Imahorribleperson.jpg
>sun finally rises, she doesn't mention a word of what happened all day, acts normal if a little cold

>wonders how the fuck to tell my bro what happened
>decides not to tell him at all, even though he's still got a hardcore boner for her and keeps coming back no matter how bad emotional suffering
>cuz I'm horrible like that
>nice guys finish last suits him well
>expected chick to at least be coming on to me more
>kinda hoped she would, still got a huge ladyboner
>naw
>gets ignored, treated coldly, hangs out often but her mind is always somewhere else
>all of a sudden we have nothing to talk about
>finally understands how bro feels as she starts obsessing over her other female friend

>continue this for another year before we both get over her

At least I got the same treatment in the end. Still regret the whole thing. My bro is still with me and I told him what happened a while ago, but like a true bro, forgave me. Will love him til the end.

>>7877477
>be me
>3ish years ago
>17
>months from moving out and transitioning
>mtf trans as fuck
>just got some nice clothes from a supportive friend
>late at night
>stepdad is a DICK
>like, not even kidding thinks the earth is 5,000 years old and all of that dumb religious shit
>once told me autism is a conspiracy because god wouldn't corrupt brains like that
>anyways
>stepdad is at work, mom is asleep
>he should be home at 11:00
>it's somewhere around 9:50
>I'm hiding in the laundry room, trying on an assortment of tops and skirts and such
>I hear my stepdad unlock the door
>shitshitshitshit
>it's 10:23, he must have gotten off early
>he goes upstairs and makes some noise in the kitchen
>I turn off the light in the laundry room, and when I feel it's safe go back to trying on clothes
>I can't hear feet anymore
>HE'S COMING DOWN THE STAIRS
>currently wearing a skirt, leggings, a bra, and a top that's not easy to take off
>the door handle jiggles
>still absolutely wearing all of the clothes
>"hey anon, what are you doing in here with the lights off?"
>make up some BS excuse about using the bathroom and turning the light off so he wouldn't open the door on me
>shove the door closed
>there's absolutely no way he didn't see me dressed up like a girl
>never speak of this again
>disowned promptly after I come out because I'm a fag and he doesn't want to support my disgusting lifestyle
>I haven't seen my mom in almost 2 years


I'm considering suicide every day

>>7880678
aweh tha'ts sad :(
>gets ignored, treated coldly, hangs out often but her mind is always somewhere else
that's the worst

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>>7880710
Yeah I was butthurt for a long time but I eventually got over it. Still see her sometimes, she's grown a lot as a person and is dating a nice chick I know. Seems pretty chill now, and more or less out of the closet, not much of that past crazy left in her thank god

>>7878884
yoooo are you in southern cali? I swear I witnessed this exchange a week or two ago, probably just a weird coincidence though

>>7880560

maybe the problem is that the bloke asks his mates to smell him.
That shit ain't normal

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>be me, 17, one year ago
>skinny nerd, closeted fag
>still in relgious highschool, in the middle of nowhere
>some guy i'm not really friend with start to act weird upon me
>taller than me, one year older, more muscular, and a big beard
> he would start to tickle me for minutes for no reason or start massaging my shoulders while i'm having a conversation with my firends, things like that
>don't really notice something fishy is going on because i'm a dumm teen
>then one day, at the locker room, he pinned me against the lockers, my arms above my head
>can't really fight back because of my weak nerd's arms
>he start tickling my ribs, scared as fuck but can't stop laughing
>try to call for help, people prentend not to see
>he start rubbing my nipple, calling me a whore
>can't help but get a boner he probably felt it
>He eventually let me go
>go cry in the bathroom
>tfw he's straight and have a girlfriend
>tfw i may have a rape fetish

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>>7877477
>>7877477
>>7877477
Here's what happened when I came out to my closest family member

>be 21 yo secretly transitioning mtf on hrt for 3 months in summer of 2016 on vacation in asian homeland
>nearly died in drug overdose a month earlier where parents found out I was trans because I ended up in the hospital in drag
>only people who know I'm trans are parents, best friend who almost raped me after accidentally drugging me, and online fanfiction skype group
>be in asian homeland for vacation in first time in like ten years
>hiding that I'm on hrt and growing bewbs and everyone is complementing me on "growing so big" (5'4 is tall there)
>feeling like shit because hiding being trans in heavily religious country and dealing with almost dying
>get super drunk for first time with a few relatives, and one cousin gets drunk as fuck for the first time too
>she accidentally outs herself as a lesbian and begins crying as my family laughs at her for being a fag
>defend her
>last time I saw her she was a gross little kid who vomited on herself in the car because she was playing vidya while having motion sickness
>wanted to help her by accepting her, and slowly build up to telling her I was trans
>no one takes her seriously, people who don't know her think she's 12 or 13 despite being 17
>reveals to me that she has a secret online bf, whom she seems to be dating in secret trying to trick herself into not being an evil fag
>get super drunk one night with her to try and come out
>get on couch together drunk as fuck
"I have something I need to tell you."
>"You don't need to tell me. I know."
"Y-You do?"
>"You LOVE me. I love you too, we can be like the Lannisters. You understand me. We should kill ourselves together. Y-You're a big (5'4) strong man, c-come on..."
>Gropes me and keeps trying to get me to fug her while I just lay there totally frozen getting heteroraped as a man despite being a transgrill and my cousin being a lesbian

And that's how coming out went.

>>7879655
that's the cutest story

I wish someone would say something like that to me and that I could believe in it.

but I couldn't hehe

>>7879735
That's the opposite of how my body works. I usually take too long but I'd NEVER be able to cum and then keep on going, still hard. Once I cum, I go flat and unsexy.

>>7881464
That was unexpected

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>>7880364

Oh my god this make me regret one meeting that I had when I was feeling needy
>be lonely for 2 years
>guy messages me
>looks like a stud bear
>goes to meet him in the mall since he didn't had a place to do it
>drags me to the bathroom stall
>kisses me but I feel the smell and taste of weed and onion (I don't smoke but I could feel the smell)
>start to totally regret it when looking at his non brushed teeth
>he start to touch and feel me
>tries to do the same and feels his length
>2 inches, sucked him for a few seconds before throw up
>"Brb, i'm going to wash my face on the sink"
>ran for my car and went to a drugstore and bought asap toothbrush and etc, anything to clean my mouth
>forced vomit a few more times to forget the taste

Put some sense in your head when you feel needy, it's way better to jerk off by yourself than being with someone just to feel good

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>>7881464
>we can be like the Lannisters
> Y-You're a big (5'4) strong man

>tfw not even your lesbian cousin had the consideration to call you as a girl but instead called you as a big guy, congratulations Bane

>>7882140
She called me a guy because she was desperate to not be a lesbian because she was a disagrace to her family and to existence itself. By molesting me she was trying to make herself normal, but I'm a fucked up way that fucked me over and was incest. Because she was that repressed she did something that bad.

>>7880516
>brush your teeth/tongue twice a day
and floss once a day followed by mouth wash, before bed is best
people underestimate how much better your breath can be if you floss

>>7880434
A lot of verbal abuse and some physical too (since I was the youngest I didn't get that much punishment, but my sister and brother got the worst, like "kicking while you're in fetal position" worse). Family thought I was practically retarded until I started to do quite well in math, then they practically considered me a genius because it was evident that I didn't put much effort into it. I never had much feelings for math or anything, I felt depressed most of the time while I tried to distract myself from the real world with vidya. Math was easy and also a good way to avoid possible physical abuse (which was the one I feared the most), but I never really liked it until recently (I'm thinking about studying comp sciences eventually).
My home was devoid from any sense of respect for me and my brothers as human beings. I always felt like my parents saw us as an inconvinient for them. In fact I know I was an accident (my mom told me when I was 11), but I never made the connection between her shitty parenting and that. I thought at the time that it was irrelevant that I was an accident because I was there and she loved me, but I always had this conflict about how could she love me in the first place if she felt with the autorithy to hit me whenever she wanted, and the only reason she didn't was because I acted in a way that she wont have reasons to do so (and to be honest she had really stupid reasons to hit us. Once she did it because I fucking dropped a cup of milk). As far as Im concerned she was and continue to be a monster, the only difference is that I could easily break his arm if she ever tries to hit me and she knows it. I know this sounds edgy, but she's the one who thinks in those terms, so I better be ready than sorry.

>>7883197
>but my sister and brother got the worst, like "kicking while you're in fetal position" worse
Jesus...

>My home was devoid from any sense of respect for me and my brothers as human beings.
Your sister's treatment was better?

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>>7879118
Breeder detected. REEEEEEE

>>7877477
>Grandpa dies
>his love and money are the only things keeping my mom and her two sisters from murdering each other
>go to funeral across the US
>give up a job and my lease to go
>it was dumb but everyone was going and he meant a lot to me
>going to start hrt now that he's dead
>whole family is anti-sjw
>they talk shit on everything the whole time and all complain about not getting this and that
>I feel the need to speak out
>"He would've just wanted for us to get a long to honor his memory"
>they all start talking shit on me amongst themselves
>I ask why they're all so hateful
>my aunt shouts through the throng of 60 people
>"it's easier for you because you're a fag anon"
>I give up and leave my grandpas wake as they're all talking shit on me
>go back to home state and start transitioning after the funeral
Well at least they're united in their shared hatred of gay's.....

>>7884565
That sucks, I'm sorry your family are unreasonable dickheads. Hope everything goes well for you

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>>7884565
Jesus that fucking sucks dong. I hope your family learns to be less retarded soon.

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>>7884565
>>"it's easier for you because you're a fag anon"

God damn it

>>7885150
>>7885486
>>7886019
Ehh. They're dead to me now

>>7878884
I made a librarian blush when I walked over and said I needed to change the name on my library card. No fucks given.

>>7880417
I feel the need to defend myself real quick. I'm >>7879578 and >>7879852 . >>7879601 is someone else.

>be 17
>Decide to kill myself
>Raid my parents liquor cabinet
>Eat a ton of random pills
>Get high by accident
>Decide to tell parents I'm gay
>They don't give a fuck
>Mom says "the kids at school will-
>Mom I already told everybody
The end

>>7880691
>autism is a conspiracy because god wouldn't corrupt brains like that
interesting reversal of the problem of evil

>I haven't seen my mom in almost 2 years
is this because he's keeping you from her?

>Be 17, regularly chatting in a gay TC
>There is this one boy who makes my stomach do flips and my heart beat crazy fast when I think of him
>Meet up is happening, several QTs going including that boy
>Me and a friend take a 13 hour bus ride just to attend
>Friend tells me that the QT boy is into me on the bus ride, makes me incredibly anxious and awkward
>When we first meet up with everyone, I don't really talk to him or look at him
>FF to the night, 6 people all sleeping in the living room, me and QT boy are sharing an air-mattress
>I'm too puss-puss to try anything, uneventful sleep.

>FF to next night, older dudes with us buy booze for everyone.
>He makes me so nervous that when I try and drink anything I immediately puke, never happened to me before and bummed I can't get drunk.
>The friend that QT traveled with makes the QT a triple shot with coke
>QT gets sloppy drunk
>We're sitting on a bench on the beach, it's midnight and he's clinging onto me being QT
>Watching everyone be drunk and have fun, have this QT holding onto me, think "Life's ok"
>me and him decide to head back to the house
>I know where this is going, feel kinda unsure because of how wasted he is but fuck it
>We start to do things but halfway through he falls asleep
>Have a good chuckle, get dressed and rejoin the party
>He later on wakes up and is even more wasted so I babysit him and make sure he drinks lots of water

>Next day he doesn't remember last night, no one will tell him what happened either for some reason
>Apparently I was acting "stand-offish", but I just thought he probably regretted it and so was awkward as usual
>Eventually he confronts me about it, asks me what happened, tell him he only fell asleep
>Quickly clear things up, he didn't regret it and nothing embarrassing happened so we resume our flirty ways.
>That night we take the master bedroom for privacy
>I take his virginity
>rest of the meet up spent clinging to each other

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>a few years ago
>don't really know if I'm gay or not
>just know that I have feelings for my guy best friend who is straight
>we're hanging out in my bedroom chilling
>have been building up the courage to tell him about how I truly feel
>but get cold feet and try to deflect
>instead say that I might be bi, for the record I realized I'm gay when I went into college, and that I have feelings for both genders
>don't admit that I feelings for him
>he says "well what about me"
>panic that he might think I'm attracted to him
>stammer and say "I'm not attracted to you" He's a tall and skinny type of guy
>he replies: "Aw man, I'm a little offended you aren't attracted to me"
>Panic thinking he knows my secret and say "n-no I prefer guys with a little meat on their bones"
>he laughs
>and says "... I guess you're a chubby chaser..."
>we both laugh it off
>we talk some more
>he has to leave and we hug before he goes, we always hug before we leave each other its just what we do
>get a MAJOR BONER like DIAMONDS
>sit down on my bed and try to hide it after a few seconds of hugging
>"anon...Do you have a boner right now?" he asks
>me trying to hide it while sitting says "NO!"
>he embraces me while I'm sitting, pushing my head into his stomach and says "Its okay Anon, I love you." and then leaves

>>6074993

>be me
>be in uni
>be at party
>be muscular non degenerate white male
>blonde femboy friend in my classes keeps coming on to me all night
>try to be polite and not reveal my power level and play along politely
>get drunker
>accidentally look into his eyes
>oh no, feelings
>call him cute
>his eyes light up
>we both make out in front of everyone
>"awww aren't they cute"
>head back to my room
>have sex and spend the night cuddling each other
>first sexual experience and relationship was with another male
>update: we are still going out :3

>>7883246
I said "brothers" in the broader sense, so no. She had a lot of early responsibilities becuase she was the oldest, and that gave her some sense of autorithy over us, but she was still a lesser human being in the eyes of my parents.

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>>7887593
Beautiful

>>7887593
>update: we are still going out :3
welp time to kys myslef

>>7891940
classic sam

>have so many memories of my dad telling me to man up and stop being so girly
>told me to stop being a sissy when he saw me walking around with my hand on my hip (i was like 5 and picked it up off of some movie I had seen)
>always made me cut my hair if it ever got to my shoulders
>called me a fag when he saw that I had painted my nails once
>kept trying to get me to do typically masculine things like watching sports and fixing cars and stuff even though I never showed interest in it

>years later
>hey dad, I'm transgender
>really?
>yes
>It's okay anon, as long as you're happy I don't care. I will always love you.

I really didn't expect it to go well at all. I still don't understand how.

>>7893361
What an asshole.

>>7893366
Eh, I still love my dad. I can kind of understand why he did it, I really was always pretty girly and I assume he really wanted a son after having 4 daughters. He was a bit harsh about that stuff but he was always nice and friendly otherwise at least. Plus it seems like he's accepted it by now at least.

>>7893378
It's not fair to force you into a role you don't want unless you say the magic words "I'm trans", which a kid isn't going to know to say anyway.

>>7892752
Y-you too

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>>7877477
ITZ ON THE INTRNETZ, SO IT MUST BE TRUE

>>7887035
yeah, they're basically a package deal. I can't meet with her in any way without him interfering one way or another

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>be a 17 yo mtf, 6 months hrt, parents really hostile to trans stuff
>best friend is 16 yo bi girl, had a really rough childhood
>we go to the same tiny christian school, classes separated by gender, haircuts for boys,etc
>first person I came out to, helps me shop and gave me clothes
>I tell her that im planning to gtfo and move in with someone halfway across the country after my 18th birthday, she understands and promises to keep it secret

>fast forward to a few days before I leave, im freaking out because things starting to fall through, and stressed as fuck because parents are kind of on a tran witch hunt, checking devices, searching room, groping developing chest, etc
>when she was a kid she had friends who left home and ended up dead whores, she is really worried
>outs me to her (adopted) parents on my birthday and tells them my plan, I meet with them, its emotional as fuck
>they will tell my parents my plans if i don't within the next day

>I'm forced to set up a meeting with mom at the park with friends dad as moderator
>again, super emotional, everyone freaking out, she wants me to stop being trans but I make it clear I plan on getting the fuck out
>ticket is for a few days later, everyone is on edge at home, dad getting suspicious
>still planning on leaving in secret, but something kept me, met with mom and friends dad again, make it clear i need hrt if Im going to stay
>they cede because they're desperate, want me to come out to dad
>I do and its all love, hugs, and crying, they are just relieved im staying

a week later

>dad having aggressive "conversations" with me at least once a weak about how trannies are not natural and god wants me to be a man and im a fucked up pervert, this went on for the next 6 months, really fucking draining and soul crushing
>parents confiscate any devices
>on legit hrt because parental blackmail

this was originally going to be about eventual relationship with friend lol

should I continue? post too long

>>7897337
>should I continue? post too long
don't ask just post, and next time write is all out before posting the first post.

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>>7897337
>go back to same school this fall, perma boymode at school, closet starts to disentegrate and I come out to pretty much everyone in my class

>best friend confesses feelings for me, we start to date
>kicked out of lgbt center for rolling around and making out on the floor (1st kiss)

> a week later she nonchalantly mentions shes back with ex bf over phone
>ouch.jpg
>dont see her for like a month, then she comes back trying to be gf again, apparantly she thought I was being too distant the first time around
>nope
>start to realize I like guys and am not that into girls

meanwhile
> dad is still making it clear how not ok it is to be trans, begging me to stop transitioning, slapping me, pushing into walls, punching holes in wall, thankfully nothing more than that

>I'm starting to do girlmode in public secretly, pass fine, change back to boy stuff before coming home

pic related

>still friends with now ex, she and her friends keep telling me they like me

>nope I like boys

anyway, fast forward to today

>"closeted" at school, but all the students know, hiding tits is getting impossible

>tfw no bf
>dad has given up on trying to bully me into not transitioning for the past few months
>girl in public, guy at home, siblings don't even know

>hearing back from school's, got a free ride from at least one, future is looking promising once I gtfo

um, does anything need to be clarified?

>>7886998
Fair enuff. You are actually polite. I rescind my cheekiness

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I actually felt uncomfortable coming out because I was pressured into it a bit.
Everyone in my family was gay except my father/grandparents.
"She'll come out eventually!"
"I see her look at other girls."
"There's too much gay around here for her not to be!"
Painful to endure as a child though I am bi.

>15
>convinced I'm straight despite the fact that I come to lesbian porn regularly
>have a special best friend
>we come first to each other, period.
>spend every minute possible together
>if we aren't hanging out we're on the phone
>never want to make her uncomfortable. She has a ton of boyfriends
>I'm obsessed, but deny it to myself for several years
>eventually we experience drugs together
>side by side through all the sketchy people and experiences
>after graduation we are overwhelmed and decide to take a break
>just the two of us, just like old times back in middle school
>everything is so fast paced these days..
>end up getting hammered
>I had recently lost over 50lbs from rarely eating
>she starts complimenting my body
>drunken butterflies
>purposefully escalate things and wind up in bed
>taste her pussy for the first time
>she reciprocates
>hours go by
>fall asleep in each other's arms
>continue as best friends with benefits until she moves a year later
>life happens
>nothing has ever meant as much
>I have never been more aroused
>masturbate to this memory constantly

Please help

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>job in women's health
>secretary asks coworker who's manning front desk on whatever day
>confirms it's not Bitch Coworker
>"because we've got a man coming to (gynae) clinic"
>"huh. well we get men coming to breast so we're not adverse"
>"yeah but Bitch Coworker, she might not be the most respectful"
>my closeted ass's face when
>what the fuck, how deep does her vile shit go
>fast forward
>coworker finds man's file and is confused
>"well (whoever) is seeing a man so"
>is still confused
>"it's a trans guy i imagine"
>"ohhh"
>mentions a trans person she knows of but "she looks good, you wouldn't suspect anything"
>we discuss toupee fallacy
Trans is really not a thing here, it sticks in my mind when these things come up.

>>7895158
Anon, just let us fool ourselves into thinking we have a chance at a happy life, and that we aren't all going to end up old, bitter and alone.

>>7877477
Are stories about suicide attempts acceptable?

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>be me

>bi male

>taking my morning walk

>walking on sidewalk flanked by parked cars

>QT 3.14 guy (White male) around my age (i'm 19) walks by

>o////o

>low-class nigger blocks my path

>think: "get out of my way you low-class nigger"

>still ogling guy

>fat White chick walks up

>realize she's with nigger

>smile and suppress laughter because of course it's a fat chick

>think: "Is miscegenation really that bad if its removing these fat-asses from the gene pool"

>realize that was the most /polgbt/ moment of my life

>MFW

>>7879553
You are so cute Samantha i really hope you get someone that treats you nicely.

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>>7903800

>>7880552
Arnt you talking about that one time that drunk threw up on you?

>recently
>my three best friends get into a poly relationship
>i feel like dying daily because of how lonely i am and their friendship was the only thing holding me together
>now that they're together i can't be around them due to the fact all i can think of is that they all feel something deeply for each other and im just human filth
>don't know how to continue my life anymore but honestly i don't want to

>>7877477
>NYE party
>just a bunch of close friends for the most part, everyone there knows I'm a tranny and is fine with that but doesn't give a fuck about pronouns or shit
>dressed super andro, and end up cooking 5 pounds of beef worth of Gyuudon for everybody
>get sloshed on accident because hrt has killed my tolerance
>lay face down on couch most of the night
>guy I have crush on ends up ranting and rambling while drunk about how I'm a disgusting freak and will never be a girl and that if I want to have a chance I need to lose at least 100 pounds (I'm 175 and 5'9)

>>7904037
Just lose the weight stop eating shitty meat.

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>be ugly but with nice dick
>somehow manage to hook up with 9/10 hot hairy daddy bottom
>so fucking excited
>put my dick in his butt
>its full of chunky poo
>awkward as fuck, he's so fucking hot and horny with his hairy manly legs in the air, and this is going to embarrass him and kill the mood, why is life always suffering, why does god hate me so..
>Me: "erm, sorry.. you're not clean."
>Him: "Is.. is that a turn off?"
>mfw

>>7904037
that's not suuuper huge for 5'9"

>>7903981
he was sober and he didn't actually throw up ON me

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>>7904239
>dating bears
>expecting hygiene

obviously he had a scat fetish that he should have disclosed prior but apparently hoped that you would go along with because you were clearly so desperate for sex.
next time get to know someone before you stick things in their butt.
Although I can't lecture you on that point since I'm a hosebag who will go home with anyone with a big cock that seems interested but it was fun to feel superior and mock your situation.
I guess you could have asked him to go take a dump and douche and then sneak out after searching his apartment for some kind of recompense for the trauma he foisted upon you.
If he's going to treat you like a prostitute then you should at least get paid, amirite?
How did you handle this -ahem- sticky situation anyway?
Asking for a friend.

>date guy for three weeks
>he is nice and kind, doesn't have sex because he really wants to know the person and is afraid of stds
>i really like him, i've been kind of slutty so i get tested and all
>however, some things happen and depression kicks in
>push him away and fuck everything up
>he doesn't want anything with me
>i'm sad and depressed
>"oh right, forgot to get the test results"
>i'm hiv positive
>mfw

I got over him, because right now i have way too much shit to get depressed about.

>>7904372
Have you done a follow up test to verify the results? I know that is standard in Canada, but I do not know if that is the case everywhere.

>>7903910
oh didnt see this
thanks i guess anonymous poster

>>7904372
You say you got over him but here you are talking about him on 4chan

>>7904372
do you know who gave it to you?
did you bareback/bottom a lot with black guys or what?

>>7904372
Holy anon that's heart breaking
Did they seriously not call you to tell you though?

>>7904490
With anonymous testing you used to have to call them and give them your id number.
The place I go they can tell you the same day now though.

>>7904554
ah that makes sense

>>7904322
His reaction was more like he was a total homo-noob, recently out of the closet, and had no idea every other fag didn't share his scat fetish.
I've had actual relationships before, anon.
He was at my place, and he apologized and went to the bathroom and took care of his shit, then we fucked, but I don't remember how it was after that because I'm a total whore and those details were deleted from my brain for being insignificant.

You assume too much from too little.

>>7904037
Cut him loose. No more cooking for thay sack of crap, or for anyone who listened to his tirade and did not defend you, they are not your friends. They are using you... if you step back and look at it I am sure you do more for them than they do for you.

Those assholes are the only [dead] weight you need to drop.

>be tranny Marine
>try to kms
>spend time in the psyche ward
>go back to unit, work my job
>emotions keep getting worse and worse
>mental health people decide to adsep me
>few months later I'm a civilian
>living with dad
>no job, no friends, no dates
>4 guys in a row bail on a grindr date
>actually go on a date yesterday
>qt gender nonconformist guy
>Not up in peoples face about gender, just doesn't care which side of the store he gets clothes
>I'm all awkward on date
>eventually leave
>realize I'm not good enough to date anyone
>cry alone in bed all night
now what.

>be passing mtf
>go to the grocery with my bf
>spot a nonpassing tranny
>laugh

>>7905060
If you don't have your shit together then you need to stop looking externally for a solution.
No one else is going to wave a wand and magically fix you.
Even a therapist is only going to help you fix yourself, and only then because it's their job and you are paying them.

Stop ignoring your problems.
Stop ignoring all the myriad of solutions that you have available to you to fix those problems one by one.
Get your shit together.
Start now, start small if you have to and take it one day at a time.
Just stop ignoring it and stop expecting to just suddenly become a normal person with a normal life through the magic of denial.
YOU DONT NEED A RELATIONSHIP, that will only make shit more difficult/complicated to fix.
You are not healthy enough to find a good/right person.

Stop acting like a morbidly obese person who thinks if they find the right diet ice cream they will be able to eat themselves thin.

Fixing yourself is hard work.
It's a lot easier to sit around all sad complaining like a little bitch.

>>7905060
Hey, don't give up with the social anxiety.

try zoloft before you kys, it worked for me with the forced thoughts and i can actually joke around with people i dont even know.

It doesn't work for everyone but it's worth a shot!

>be me
>female, probably 20
>new girl starts working with me
>she's one of the cook's gfs
>whatever, she's nice
>we talk
>start hanging out
>realize she's super flirty with me, don't think much of it
>other coworker owns bar
>all of us can go drink underage
>we go out one night
>Flirty Girl's bf kisses a guy as a "joke"
>"Hey, no fair. Now I get to kiss someone!"
>she kisses me
>repressed lesbianism is reawakened
>at the end of the night her bf drives us to their house
>he wants to go to more bars so we decide to go to bed
>I head for guest bedroom
>"My bf can sleep there, you're sleeping with me!"
>we end up having sex
>first time I slept with a girl

>that was two years ago
>we're now best friends
>we still hookup every couple months
>even though she was dating bf
>she recently broke up with bf
>asked me if I might want to try dating

I don't really want to because I don't think she would ever come out to anyone, and if I'm dating someone I don't want to have to keep it a secret. Also, I'm a shitty person for hooking up with someone in a relationship.

>>7905060
>realize I'm not good enough to date anyone
You don't know that until you ask him out again
If he seemed to enjoy himself the first time he'll probably say yes
Then it proves you are good enough

>be trans guy
> virgin at 22
> on t for 7 months, had top surgery 3 months ago
> invite female coworker over to drink after work one night
> we both get pretty drunk and clothes start coming off
> explain to her I'm trans
> she doesn't care, I didn't think she would because she's bi anyway
> she pulls my underwear off and starts to go down on me
> get dysphoric from it and ask to go down on her instead
> she's pulling my hair, telling me to bite her pussy, obviously likes it rough
> asks me multiple times to fuck her
> um I literally can't, like you just saw my genitals, what do you expect me to do
>we take a shower together, Bodies pressed together, my hands all over her, this was my favorite part
>we cuddle and make out for a while, then I call her a cab home
> never speak of it again
I felt bad after that I couldn't give her the dick but it was still fun. She had a surprisingly hot body. It wasn't bad for my first time.

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Here's a quick rundown of the chain of unrealized relationships I have left in my wake throughout my time in high school:

>be me, 9th Grade
>uncomfortable with sexuality, introverted with extreme social awkwardness
>tall, dominant, blonde-haired blue-eyed skater type is attracted to me
>sit next to him in classes, lewdly whispers shit to me about sucking his dick and letting him fuck me
>blush, extremely embarrassed - teacher catches whiff of what he's saying to me and asks me if I want to move, don't because I actually kinda liked it
>maintain a cordial relationship with him but resist his advances til' the end of the schoolyear, never see him again after that

>be me, 10th grade
>accept that I'm gay, but still closeted - not as introverted and somewhat able to function socially
>have a crush on a snobby liberal Senior in my Debate class - his ability to hold a somewhat intellectual dialogue attracted me, as well as his openness about his homosexuality
>exchange a few glances with him, eventually give him my number to contact me over the break, come off as an robotic retard and never hear from him

>be me, still in 10th Grade
>meet the thiccest twink I have ever seen, flaming gay too - my attraction to him was purely sexual
>go out on a quasi-date with him as "friends" and share a bus seat with him, but never officially establish a relationship because I soon realize he's obnoxious as fuck
>still see him around, a bit awkward, but we exchange words now and then

>be me, 11th Grade
>meet the most attractive and charismatic being I have ever seen
>literally Adonis in the flesh - on his way to become a M.D. too
>have a class with him away from my home campus for one semester
>we're exchanging glances, smiles, and even talking ... on the cusp of actually forming something with him ...
>figure that a relationship isn't worth it since he lives in a completely different city, and lack of self-worth convinces me he's out of my league, rebuff his advances

>>7909202
date her, and ease her out of the closet.

>>7910015
I guess it's proof that she obviously thought of you as a guy, but damn that's awkward.

>>7910015
lol you cucked yourself

>>7910015
>> asks me multiple times to fuck her
>> um I literally can't, like you just saw my genitals, what do you expect me to do
kek. girls huh!

>>7881464
Hilarious

>>7880364
homos are fucking disgusting

both you and that guy

>>7918599
found the carpet muncher

>>7918606
Why would a homo call homos disgusting?

>>7918606
>doesn't find that story disgusting
>people so horny and driven by their sex drive they're willing to fuck abominations

found the 2/10 guy

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>National Coming out day
>Plan to tell group of friends
>watch youtube videos of people's coming out stories
>they're all either crazy tumblr people coming out as fuckqueer or flamboyant gays "only" coming out as bi
>Then some girl I know on facebook makes a spectacle about being 80/20 bi and gets constant validation
>completely lose motivation to come out
>go to a gay bar to feel accepted for who I am
>Get actually pretty comfortable there and start talking to people
>The next day
>I'm all over the bar's social media sites about coming out so I basically had to anyway

>be me
>be autistic transbian
>exist
Spooky huh

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taken from /gaygen, I want to talk more about myself

>>7913454
>have low self esteem
>(girl)friends and I decide to test my looks and skills on a guy
>not just a guy, a hot guy to show myself I'm worth something
>go to party with friends from highschool
>see old high school crush
>He's a 9/10 and a sweetheart
>I had finally gotten over him
>hadn't seen him in what 6 months
>fast forward we make out
>I was his first guy
>he was nervous the whole time
>didn't go any further with him than kissing
>he tells my all about the girl he likes
>I'm just his bro
>I'm in looooove with him again
>he probably doesn't want anything else with me ever
>my self esteem is up but I'm still devastated

How to live knowing I'll never be his qt bf?

>Gay
>25, going on 26
>Hair is receding, thinning
>Lines around my mouth are very visible under certain light
>Never had a bf
>Only had one sex partner
>We fucked like five times, ha always had to finish himself off
>That was back when I was young and semi cute

There is no hope for me.

>>7899579
Are you having a stoke as you're typing this?

>>7904372
Faggots gonna fag.

>>7919014
Typical mtf...

>>7919121
It's funny how faggots act like life is over at age 30.

>>7919337
Mist faggots don't make it to 30.

>>7919337
I know, right? It's more like 23.

>>7904554
That test is sually only in major metropolitan areas, if you live slightly of the beaten path it's at least a week.

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>>7918628
That's a great question. It's literally the pot making fun of the kettle for being black.

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>>7880399
This. Desperate sluts have no standards or self-respect.

>>7877477
I got one
>be me, middle school
>make a lot of jokes about how much I like men
>friend thinks I'm gay
>asks me, I say no
>he's confused, was really convinced that I was all about dick
>he comes out as bi during freshman year
>tells me I'm the reason he knew he liked guys
>now it's junior year and I recently discovered I'm pansexual
Not sure how to tell him now, and not sure what I would say if he asked me out.

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>>7879123
RUDE

At this point I basically let people figure it out for themselves. I don't give a fuck anymore. I'll talk about exes and casually mention both males and females in the same conversation. It's funny seeing the reactions some people get when they make an assumption to only have to reevaluate it moments later.

>>7879612
Actually, not understanding nonliteral expressions is common with autistic people.

>>7903800
Niggers get out of the fucking way NOW REEEE.

>>7903800
This is perhaps the most boring story in the thread, like if you watched this play out IRL this would literally be nothing.

>>7919337
Age 30 is the decline.

>>7919037
holy shit dude he made out with you. youre fuckin in. Just ease into it ...