>be literally chad >have slim big-booty gf that I bang

>>7851806
Fuck a trap

>>7851816

I don't understand how my huge cock is supposed to fit inside such a small hole.

Please advise.

>>7851847
lube also you're pretty much my fetish too. I'd love to be a chads side piece and fight with his gf over him. no homo.

>>7851862
He's just pretending to be chad. This whole thread is probably just bait for his sex fantasy and op is an overweight recluse.

>be literally chad
>have slim big-booty gf that I bang nightly
>loads of women aching for my cock
>wish I was a cute little trap
Kill me now tbdesu.

>>7851894
>short
>skinny
>soft voice so nobody listens to me
>could probably be a trap with makeup
>feel sub-human when I see tall masculine guys with facial hair since that's what men should look like
Can we swap?

>>7851894
>be literally hikikomori fat-ass
>have no one that I bang daily let alone yearly
>aching for cock
>Wish I was a cute little trap

DESU I should KMS to reroll.

>>7851806
>be literally chad
>on 4chan
>compulsive masturbator
something's not adding up but hmm can't quite put my finger on it

>>7852000
esto!

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>>7851806
>>7851913
>short
>skinny
>feminine
>loud booming deep voice that I feel through my whole body

>>7851816
>OP doesn't like jerking it to traps
>faggot suggests that OP go full retard and have gay sex as a solution to not liking gay sex

lol

>>7853536
Sometimes what you say you want isn't what you really want

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>>7851806
Date femboys, they're super chill Unlike your gf

>>7851806
Are you me?

>>7853582
Fuck reds so fucking hot

>>7851806
r u me op
>be tall
>alpha personality
>huge cock
>have smoking hot girlfriend
but
>want to shrink my dick into a useless clit
>what to feminise my body and grow a huge ass as to become a bottom
I reckon if I was small and had a small dick, it would be the other way round.

>>7853582
how do you find these femboys to date?

>>7853760
femgen is full of those, they even manage to look more feminine than transgen.

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>be literally chadette
>have slim big-booty bod that gets banged nightly
>loads of men aching for my bp
>can't stop jerking it to bara daddies
I feel you, pham.

>>7854012

What the fuck is Chadette? Can't be Stacy since it sounds like Chadette is biologically male.

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>>7851806
>slim big-booty gf
>slim
>big-booty

>>7851806

Fuck traps bro

>>7854217

You haven't seen one? I feel sorry for you, senpai.

>>7854838
They're a contradiction in terms. They can't be slim if they're also fat. They're just fat.