What's your ideal boyfriend/girlfriend /LGBT/? My ideal

>>7839452
dominant punk butch girl who gets really clingy and possessive over me please

>>7839452
Dominant femme or femme leaning girl who is kind and loving.

>She will never cuddle with me
>She will never call me a good girl
>She will never make me rub her feet

A giant blue hedgehog who runs really fast and sometimes he steps on me and I get stuck to his foot until one day he eats me hole and his name is sonic

>>7839452
Extremely passable Asian transgirl with a 3 inch cock and a bladder control problem so she has to wear diapers.

>>7839452
a pretty man whos an alcoholic and can fix my car

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>>7839452
One that exists.

>>7839556
Robo boyfriends/girlfriends will soon exist, Anon. Just gotta wait.

>>7839452
Big, beefy, hairy, bearded, dominant, dark featured, mixed race (half white, half Hispanic or middle eastern), 4 years older than me, cis man.
Upcurve 6x6 penis.
Stand offish and defensive with everyone but me. Borderline worships me.
90% top, 10% Blindfolded tied up bitch when I really need it. (Orally vers though).
Thinks I'm cute always, and only getting cuter with age.
Accepts that I'm feminine and masculine.
Has me move in with him. Nice place, not big, but cozy.
Cuddling every evening, sex every night.
Takes me places, spends every day with me.
Wants me to be a stay at home "wife", but I still always have at least a part time job or else I'd feel guilty.
Protective of me, my hero.

Obviously I'd settle for the end of a broom though.

>>7839582
>Upcurve 6x6 penis.
>tfw only 6x5.3 with slight upcurve

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>>7839452
>early transitioning
>fits the medical definition of trutrans/HSTS
>dyed hair
>cute but receding hairline
>half-white or questionably white
>asexual and hates physical contact of any kind
>gifted, high IQ, going to a top 25 uni
>actually mean and cruel but in the aware, non-psychopathic way

Badass, charismatic alt girl

>>7839605
Better than a 48x3 perfectly straight broom stick.

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>>7839632
>48x3
Jesus Christ are you in the guiness books?

>>7839582
>Wants me to be a stay at home "wife",

I'm starting to think that mtfs are just doing it so they can remain neets.

>>7839647
It was a joke. I don't even like 6+.
>>7839653
Not mtf. That's why 'wife' is in quotes. Mtfs wouldn't have put quotes around it. And I wouldn't want to do that, I just like the idea of him wanting to be the sole provider.

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Overly buff dudes with large tits and an overly sized penis which can destroy my insides like nothing

>>7839614
I meet most of those, but I'm not cruel just unempathic and I'm not hsts.

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>>7839778
How early transitioning are you?

>>7839787
Blockers at 13 but late puberty anyway, E from 17.

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>>7839797
post pics?

>4'10" at tallest
>C cups
>big ass and wide hips
>9" inch cock
>extremely feminine looking
>ginger hair
>amber eyes
>pale lightly freckled skin
>incontinent and has to wear diapers all the time
>into scat, cbd, and rough anal
>submissive and adroabel in public but a insanely brutal dom in private

>>7839804
lolno

>>7839830
kik?

>>7839614
Cara, is that you?

>>7839829
I didn't know this condition could exist
If I had to choose between that and losing my pinkie and ring finger I think I'd choose to lose my pinkie and ring finger

>5ft 7in
>Loud and out going
>C cup breasts
>long dark hair
>glasses
>more experienced then me
>cis woman or post srs trans woman

>>7839875
You didn't know incontinence existed? How old are you?

>>7839837
I don't use messengers.

BF:
>swimmer
>looks like a bishounen character
>taller than me, but not too tall
>long-ish black hair
>light eyes
>kinda edgy
>slightly dominant

GF:
>as tall as me
>kinda nerdy
>freckles are nice
>hippie
>has a nice butt
>dominant or switch

>>7839865
yes, why?

>>7839892
use
https://unsee.
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and set it at ten minutes

>>7839981
I've been on 4chan enough to know not to ever share my face here.

>>7839981
This desperation is sad. No wonder everyone hates you.

bi male here

GF:
Sweet spot tits
More cute than hot
Slightly sub but still a switch
Taller than me
Lets me occasionally wear a pair of her panties

BF:
Skinny and slightly fit
5-6 inches
Brown or black hair
Very switchy and a mix of masculinity and femininity
Willing to lick asshole

>>7840081
Forgot to add that I'll accept people as a sexfriend as well, as I'm currently dating someone

>>7839452
why bother anymore

>>7839452

>5'6" or shorter
>Youthful appearance, cute
>MtF, wants to permanently fulfill the role of a woman
>Wants a fairly traditional relationship but with a bit of a dom-sub dynamic
>Isn't overly invested in politics, especially of the identity kind, doesn't pull me in toward militant leftist groups or "hot button social media issues"
>Can appreciate that I make fun of absolutely everyone without being overly sensitive
>Can understand that I'm an asshole but restrain myself until people give me reason to behave that way
>Can appreciate that I keep most people enough at a distance and I enjoy my space, but like having them in it
>Likes philosophical discussions as well as my obsession with history
>Plays video games but doesn't let it dominate their personality
>Is loyal and honest, and fairly inexperienced but not so much so they don't know what they want

>>7839582
i'd be most of those except i dont know how big my penis is, like 6 and half inch maybe 6? and am also 22.

all those other things would describe what i want in a relationship desu. feelsbadman.png

>>7840102
>as I'm currently dating someone

gtfo

>>7839452
Someone feminine and cute and nice to me, with a nice butt, that likes to cuddle and appreciates rock and metal.
All else is negotiable.

I'd like one that exists

I mean that's the first step, everything else is secondary

BF:
>5'10"-6'1"
>Black hair
>Skinny, generally twinky
>7"x5" cock

GF:
5'4"-5'10"
>Ginger hair
>Thin
>B-Ds
>Semi butch

Either:
>Confident
>Funny
>Sharp
>Self reliant
>Switch leaning towards sub
>Bi

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>>7839452
My ideal waifu would be Yandere-chan or Yuno Gasai.

t. transbian

>>7842739
Hi there.

You'll take 6"x6" and like it.

>>7839829
We seriously need an /ABDL/ board on 4chan. Start making petitions for this!

>Masculine, bearish type (and that's pretty much it physically)
>High up on the autistic spectrum, but not so much as to inhibit conversation (also pretty smart with good, abstract thought patterns)
>Pure monogamist (having had previous bf is acceptable; hookups probably aren't), with more traditional-leaning relationship values
>Not a campy, stereotypical, vapid, pride-loving ID politician
Too bad my experience of uni confirms that a grand total of 0 other gay people I know match even one of these traits, let alone several or all.

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>>7839452
>thicc
>cute
>easy to manipulate emotionally
>basically Mac from It's Always Sunny

>>7843811
You'd probably have better luck finding bears who aren't massive liberals at a place that isn't the breeding ground fir identity politics. Probably someone who never went to college and got a real job instead, a working man to have the bear physique.

>>7847713
>a working man to have the bear physique.
You don't end up as a bear from simply doing manual labour these days. Anything heavy and repetitive that doesn't require moving around a lot has been automated. Anyone who works but doesn't work out is going to be more athletic than bearish.
You want someone who lifts, ideally powerlifting.
I work for a living, but don't work out. I'm skinny and athletic.
The ex-powerlifter I work with who does mostly stationary stuff is your typical bear. Powerful muscles with fat on top, bushy beard, etc.

>>7839582
That's my fetish

>>7840102
Slut

>>7839510
Hot

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>>7839452
Bf: muscular, tall if he's a top. If he's a bottom than slender with a qt trap like body, but a face that's not too feminine.

Gf: slightly androgynous with shorter hair and a husky voice

Both: compatible personality and similar interests etc.

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My ideal boyfriend is someone nice, cool, a risk taker, and I think that's it.

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>>7839770
and this
though a chubby bf would also be nice
or a musclechub!
anyone bigger than me, size difference is my #1 fetish

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>>7851178
>and
shit, dunno why i put that there

My ideal bf is a skinnyfat-to-overweight hairy or shaved guy with any size dick who rarely leaves the house! Too bad there's none around though... :(

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>>7839452
BF:
>Femboy or as close to female body as possible
>Switch leaning toward sub
>5'6 or shorter
>Into vidya, comics, anime, board games, etc.
>Bisexual
>Likes to stay in and cuddle alot and go out occasionally
>Great sense of Humor
>Playful
>Large butt &/or wide hips
>Likes light BDSM

GF:
>T H I C C To Obese
>A cup and up
>Switch leaning toward Dom
>Bisexual
>Strap-on aficionado
>Into vidya, comics, anime, board games, etc.
>5'6 or preferably taller
>Large butt &/or wide hips
>Kinky
>Ok with ravishment play ( perpetrating simulated rape, light choking, hair pulling, etc.)
>Likes light BDSM
>Likes to stay in and cuddle alot and go out occasionally
>Playful
>likes to play squable (fake arguments)
>Great sense of Humor
>Has a slightly higher libido than me.


Im sure I left some things out. Oh well.

>>7851195
Just stick with girls you biscum degenerate

>>7851195
You have kik or Steam or discord?

Also, what kind of body type do you have?

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>>7851195
just say you're straight

>likes bbw
>doesn't like bhm

>>7851242
this desu desu familia

>not being into thicc, chubby guys with wide hips and soft thighs with slightly pudgy bellies, with their jeans stretched to the limit between their plump asses and cute little cocks

>>7851314
Chubby chasers are gross. Good luck fondling those sweaty meat rolls of flab

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>>7851242
I do. Just as long as they arent hairy.

>>7851207
I get that.
I had a friend tell me I was essentially a lesbian after I explained to her my tastes in Men and Women.

>>7851230
I do but Im none passing MTF so I dont want you to go through this rigamarole if you aren't attracted to people like me.

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man: strong silent type. masculine and successful.
woman: successful and dominant in and out of bed

i just want romance desu. i don't want them to be into mainstream garbage and be obsessed with politics. If its a guy i MIGHT be ok with him being a sports fan. If its a girl im cool with them being visibly queer as long as theyre fit.

>>7851321
chubby chaser =/= fat fetishist

sage

>>7851314
Oh God stop. I have things to do today that dont involve masturbating.

>>7851325
I won't know if I'm attracted to you until I actually see you. For me, physical attraction depends more on facial structure than body type. I'm a woman with a hard face, so I wouldn't be surprised if you're more attractive than me.

>>7851334
Chubby guys still have excess flab you dumb fuck

>>7851345
>grabbing a cute mildly chubby bf by his slight tits from behind and massaging them
>warming your cheeks against his warm belly
>giving headpats
>rubbing against his plush butt

biscum truly based

>>7851367
>the constant overwhelming scent of b.o.
>the disgust that you're touching blubbery fat
>the fact that their shitholes are probably dirty af from their diets
Yeah really based.

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>>7851381
>kidnapping skinnyfag-kun
>force feeding him and keeping him in your basement as he sarcastically derides each aspect of your fetishistic obsession with his weight

>>7851381
Its ok, Anon. You dont have to like it but why are you trying to convince someone to not like what they like?

>>7851403
I'm not trying to force people against chubby guys. I'm just giving my opinion on chubby fetishists which is that it's gross, stupid.

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My ideal boyfriend...

>Someone Cute I can watch over

>Blond effeminate type without being hugely faggy
>Shaggy cute hair
>Cute smile
>Short
>Long term relationship
>Little spoon at night


I'm 6'2", the romantic protective type. I'm 29 now, and I know I'll never find anything like this...

Fucking kill me now.

>>7851432
Gladly

>>7851361
Ok, sure lets give this a shot.
My Kik is LassDani
Steam is Jane_Lame

>>7839478
same, but could go for a femme too, god I love mean girls

>>7851420
You're a faggot who has sex involving literal shitholes

So relax about what is "gross" and "not gross"--no one cares about your autism

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>>7851440
>Gladly

Look out, we got a bad ass over here.

>>7851489
>assuming I'm gay
>assuming i'm a guy
>assuming I would have anal sex
Right, autism.

>>7851496
Hey, it triggered you

>>7851450
Sweet, just sent you a friend request on Steam

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>>7851506
Not really. Try harder.

>>7851597
>wants blonde shaggy twink
>posts black-haired emo faggot
Make up your mind

>>7851597
This kid really has strong passing potential. I hope someone informs this person of the benefits and wonders of HRT. If they just had longer hair, this person could already look like a cis emo girl.

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>>7851634
Fine, have a blond.

The hair color isn't set in stone for me.

>>7851670
>Passing

No. Fuck off with that trans bullshit. I like MALES. To many cute twinks want to transition into some female half breed.

I'd rather see him with a beard than fuckin' tits.

>>7851700
So what kind of personality would they have? Don't just say "cute". Would they be stupid but in a charming way? Intelligent but autistic? A flirty doll who giggles at everything you say?

>>7840102
>>7840081
False flag shit, fuck yourself

t. monogamous bisexual

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>>7851714
Hm, I suppose...maybe a tad bit shy. Self sufficient but also desires to be around me. I don't want a pet poodle, if ya know what I mean. Someone who loves my romantic side, and wants spend time with me without just wanting sex all the time.

Someone capable of falling in love, and wants to be with me forever.

The gay community lacks people like this.

Pic kinda related...but he looks a tad young for me.

>>7851797
You seem pretty whiny for a masc dude. Maybe stop fixating on your ideal and accept that real people have flaws and can't fulfill all your desires?

I don't come to LGBT often.

Why is there a hatred for Bi people?

>>7851857
Because most will pretend to be romantically into you (assuming you're a gay dude), but then will inevitably fuck and dump you for a girl.

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>>7851810
There is nothing wrong with having a type. And the thread specified:

>IDEAL partner

So why don't you stop being such a fucking snowflake.

>>7851866
You do realize you sound just like the straight people who stereotype all of us as being incapable of monogamous relationships?

>>7851810
>You seem pretty whiny for a masc dude.
He's mathc, not masc.

>>7851904
I agree with the straights. Most gays aren't monogonous.

>>7851896
If anyone's being a special snowflake here, it's you.

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>>7851920
>I have a type. This is it.

>OMG UR SUCH A SNOWFLAKE

Whatever you say, retard.

>>7851927
You're the one who bought up the snowflake thing in the first place. Jesus you're triggered

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>>7851933
>Triggered!
>Snowflake!
>I r a trol!
>I win!!11!

Ugh, fuck off. Why is there always one of you in every thread? What are you going to do now? Scream "triggered!" for your next 20 posts? Perhaps you're so offended because you're an unattractive basement dweller and you know no one would want you, so you try to drag down others for explaining what they want in an ideal mate (which is likely something you will never be).

Theres my two cents.

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>>7839452
is occasionally nice to me

>>7851942
Yes, because you're obviously more attractive and desirable than me. That's not arrogant at all. The only reason I'm "trolling" you is because I've spoken to guys like you before who want their ideal and won't settle for anything less, which is always a pale skinny twink with perfect features and a "cute" personality. It's a fantasy.

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>>7851797
>maybe a tad bit shy
>tfw no pixie femboy to get me out of my shell

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>>7851967
>who want their ideal

You do realize thats the litteral point of this thread right? Can you fucking read? Op LITERALLY said:

>What's your ideal boyfriend/girlfriend /LGBT/?

Oh, and nobody here from what I've seen, has said anything about not "settling" for someone that may have a slight deviation from said ideal. Hell, even I myself said hair color isn't set in stone for me, so clearly I'm fine with variation in some traits.

YOU however jumped the gun, assumed a bunch of shit because you're clearly angry about something that has nothing to do with me. Whatever your issue is (I'm guessing you dislike guys like me because maybe we remind you of what you can't ever be in terms of femboys? Thats my guess so they are "just a fantasy") I've got nothing to do with it.

So again, the thread is about the IDEAL mate. Someone could desire a ducking space unicorn as an ideal, who gives a fuck.

Go change your tampon, pop a pill or do whatever else it is that makes you shut the fuck up.

>>7851977
I know, right? Haha

>>7852002
Oh wow varying hair colours, really a change from your ideal. You're the one who seems angry af. I cba to argue all this shit.

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>>7852014
>Oh wow varying hair colours

Because there is NO WAY I'd ever vary on anything else. Fuck, do you even think about what you post? Do you just assume there is literally nothing else to a person other than what they can post in a grey box? Do you know what an example is? Do I have to explain that to you as well?

Now go away before I have to keep making you look stupid.

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>>7851944
Cheer up buttercup

>>7852043
Well done, you definately succeeded on making me look stupid with your borderline nonsensical outburts.

>>7852089
You're right, I didn't make you look stupid. You did that yourself.

>>7852110
Okay whatever, good luck finding your twink

>>7852132
Good luck insulting others tastes. Night.

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>>7851367
>tfw find fat guys hot as fuck
>utterly revolted by fat women

>>7842108
Too young. But if you're a giant and super masculine, it could work.
You probably wouldn't want me though.
>>7848232
Come find me.