Mtfg: """male""" to cute girl gen

Femboys of the world unite

I guess I'm taking what happens in these threads too seriously and I hate myself because of it.

I just wanted to get on hormones and start to pass and not get involved with all the stupid drama that goes in here.

But it's my problem. I'm an idiot and I hate myself and fuck this.

Lol. Public mtfg meltdown no. 2

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>tfw another day and still not passing yet
O-one day I'll be full time

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Justice, goddess of mommies is watching over this thread

Be good girls

>>7822152
Bubble pupper

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>>7822156
you're right that justice watches over this thread, but wrong about its source

>>7822152
Please kill yourself

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I don't know who or what I am anymore. I feel like I'm changing but I don't know where I'm going.

>>7822158
Why are you so pathetic

>>7822156
>Sexualizing iocns of america
She looks like she voyld use a burger and couldn't even weild that sword correctly

>>7822156
I'm a goddess too did you know that??
It's very bizarre
But not many people know this

>>7822152
cute lil buddi
reminds me of my doggo back home

its ok to be a lesbian

>>7822175
You're drifting into the right, where everything is wrong.

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>>7822169
don't be mean to people on the internet

>>7822176
?

i just looked in the mirror and saw a disgusting man with some gyno ama

>>7822181
If Drake can do it, so can I

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>>7822179
No it's not

>>7822183
Sucking up to drake.
Pathetic

>>7822188
yes it is
hugg gaylann

>>7822180
>>7822191
can we pls stop being toxic

>>7822188
Are you back to denying you're a lezzer?

>>7822191
I just said it was a cute webm
Did you miss yesterday morning

>>7822191
shut up loser

>>7822184
mirror must be broken qt

>>7822184
you should probably call the police if there's someone you don't know in your house

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>>7822191

it's okay to not be gay in any shape or form

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>>7822196
I'm not a lezzer

>>7822181
I learn so many properties of animals that I didn't before by viewing webms on here
its really pretty neat

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>>7822191
>not appreciating cute webms regardless of political ideology

>>7822205
elanna
its ok to be gay

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>>7822208
that one is so good

>>7822209
no

>>7822195
I just want them to know how toxic they're getting theirselves into

>>7822203
and its also OK to be gay nimmi :)

>>7822212
your straight
its ok to like boys too

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>>7822180
I voted for Bernie and Hillary but okay let's keep pretending like we know my political stances and arguing over stupid shit.

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>>7822209
>its ok to be gay

nim likes eva so that makes her at least triple gay

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>>7822209
I'm not gay!

>>7822216
i think youre talking to lauren
shes the one that does this stuff tbqh

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>>7822218

>>7822216
d r o p p e d

>>7822219
what do you mean triple gay

>>7822214
who told you that

>>7822221
brush elan

>>7822219
Doesn't triple gay overlap to straight?

>>7822216
Drifting into the right doesn't mean you're there yet, you paranoid moron.

>>7822208
Drake being detestable isn't about their politics.

>>7822225
faggots desu
they could have been biased I suppose :/

>>7822179
No.
>>7822203
True.

>>7822209
Elanna is my friend, don't lie to her or mislead her you ass

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>>7822211
i bet you're only saying that because there's boobs in it

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>>7822223
Sorry but the republicans fielded jokes and an absolute madman and I don't regret voting the way I did one bit.
>>7822233
I think you're just being an assmad fag rn desu
>>7822222
Nah this isn't how Lauren talks

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When's all this politics stuff gonna settle down

>>7822188
kys agp hon
not me btw

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>>7822208
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyy gooooodddddddddddddd aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>7822222
nice quints bro

fuck i love romance in tv shows and movies now
like please i want a cliche and tastefully flawed boyfriend pls

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>>7822238
Never
It's been going strong since the primaries

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>>7822237
could just change her dialect

>>7822236
nay
this is my cutest

I havent paid attention to this thread in the past year.

Anything new happen?

>>7822239
>:(

>>7822224
>two tran
>two girl
>two gt
triple gay
>>7822229
exactly

>>7822246
i died

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>>7822239
Shots
F
I
R
E
D

Faggot

>>7822246
nim is the new grace

>>7822246
Nothing new from my casual browsing in the past week.

>>7822239
don't bully elanna please

>>7822249
>two tran
not gay
>two girl
straightgay = not gay
>two great
how dare you

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mmmmm drakey quints

>>7822252
It depends on how nice the are you're in is about trans stuff, they wanted me to present female for a year first
I'd def recommend just diy if you can find the money

>>7822251
such a great guy huh

>>7822238

Likely answer: never

Hopeful answer: tonight

don't bully nimmy!

I'm friends with a transgirl on normiebook who is very "proud 2 b trans, i love myself and my body" and that's great and all but it just makes me really mad that someone would advocate their own transness as something to be proud of??
It's like
why would you want to be known as a transwoman instead of just as a woman
she passes better than me and could get away with going stealth and I just feel like such a jealous, bitter bitch whenever I see photo albums that she's uploaded of herself and "liked" them herself and it's just like

am I wrong to hate her?

>>7822225
it was me I did it

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>>7822245
Honestly I just don't care, I don't know why people don't understand yet that I really don't give a fuck about politics or the bullshit that keeps happening here
I just wanna talk to whoever's nice to me and try to help some people out once in a while, y'all can jack off to whoever's the leftiest tru trans lesbian without me

>>7822251
*steals ur cock hat*

>>7822252
not much theoretical difference in self-medding vs getting them from a doctor, at least at the start
you'd be on either low dose spiro or low dose cypro as an antiandrogen, then 2 mg estrogen daily which is also low

just get blood tests and its kinda the same difference

>>7822267
Grace
We are friends, right? Uwu

>>7822246
yo

>>7822266
>why would you want to be known as a transwoman instead of just as a woman
yeah this is why trans pride will never really be a thing like gay pride
at least I can't see it happening

>>7822266
it's like foreign to me that someone would out themselves that much while passing

like did you miss the point of transitioning, i wanna be seen as a girl not as a tran

>>7822267
course
should at least know why people are like randomly assaulting you though gracie

>>7822250
ffs grow up ya pinhead
>>7822266
seek sunlight ya pinhead

>>7822270
read a book

>>7822256
seek consensual sex ya dweeb

>>7822252
self-medding is really cheap, like $1 per day
what country do you live in?

>>7822256
that wasn't me

>>7822263
such a nasty woman

>>7822267
poke grace in side

>>7822277
you know trannies do have sex right
like idk why you keep saying that
"grow up" and "read a book" and "seek sunlight" you have some points, but trannies def have sex

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More cute dogs and animals being weird webms please...
...Please...

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>>7822276
Nah I get it, I'm nice to you and sometimes express right-ish views and I like guns so I'm a nazi and fair game to attack.
People look for any excuse to attack me honestly, but I never get attacked by the right wingers for expressing a left wing view. It's kind of ironic.
>>7822284
Eep, fuck off I'm ticklish
>>7822271
I dunno you much but you've been nice.
>>7822288

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>>7822288
cheer up big guy
the only thing you can really control in life is your attitude

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Purge the transbians

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How do I get (You)s?
>>7822277
Hit the gym
Have sex
Get a clue

>>7822287
Go to bed ya seethin manlet

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>>7822288
okay, but if you're mean you're not allowed to save them, and if you're REALLY mean, you're not even allowed to look

>>7822279
costs like $2 US on cypro

>>7822293
Yay :3
>>7822297
For (you)

>>7822296
what did we do

>>7822293
poke grace in side

wiggle finger

>being straight
>cucking yourself into tolerating manposters like drake and bean boy
>defending manposters like drake and bean boy
>being an agp /pol/cuck
not even once

>>7822297
Read a book ya manlet dork

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>>7822293
yup
thats the whole plight of all of it
and i think thats how people usually see the rationality of it

sorry for that anon hating on you by the way lmao
i cant contain the autism that is made ;_;

w e w
At a lame family party.
Not even drinking

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>>7822291
its definitely a bit scary at first
but you can check out any of the websites listed in pic related
an AA alone is a good way to start

>>7822301
hmm I guess it depends the quantity you order at once
I bought a bunch at once and it was like 1.25 a day or something for cypro and estrofem
either way though if you're conscious about spending at all its pretty easy to compensate for that

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>>7822307
get out of my bedroom, big gubbermint

>>7822316
>bean


YASSSSS HUNTY /OURGUY/ PLEASE BE HERE

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>>7822313
It's cool, I don't really care. It's hard to hurt someone who doesn't feel anything at all, and I sure as fuck don't right now. Just dead inside. Got too much other shit to do to let this place get to me.
I dunno though, it's such a shame since most of my views lean left but they represent an entirely different form of oppression nowadays.
I've got nobody to rally behind or support since everything looks shit to me.
I'm just some fast food working tranny, it's above my paygrade to worry about politics, I literally can't afford to give a fuck about it. I'll just enjoy my time off work instead.
>>7822305
do nOT
>>7822302
:3

>>7822299
manlet isn't an insult either
people here don't want to be men, we want to be short
calling a man a manlet is insulting because its emasculating, something we chemically do to ourselves

get ya insults right ya dummy

>>7822322
:3c

how to be cute girl?

>>7822322
o shit babby tigers are cute
too bad they'll kill you when they get older

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>>7822303
Munch carpet in a carpet munchy way

>>7822316
Are you going to be able to post when ICE throws you in a detention cell

>>7822332
mmmmm

>>7822316
post pics pls

>>7822332
Like you wanna do?

>>7822322
what are you gonna do about it

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I wonder how many of you kiddos have even worked a job
Like
When you spend all your time at work you stop giving a shit about certain things
Pointless political fights on /mtfg/ are not one of the things you'll care about anymore

>>7822313
birds are scary
I really really don't like birds
their eyes are souless

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Does this actually really happens?

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>>7822322
>who doesn't feel anything at all
awwwh grace
life doesnt have to be that bad ;__;
weed helps a lot when youre in bad places you know

so do cute animals

>>7822332
wtf you said transbian not lesbian

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>>7822317
I have no job
https://www.alldaychemist.com/progynova-2mg.html
https://www.alldaychemist.com/androcur.html

>>7822340
i used to work 4 days a week
>5 hours of actual yardwork
>2 hours walking to and from
was pretty shit

>>7822340
don't you live with your parents in the suburbs?

>>7822342
I was expecting an edit.

>>7822341
you should watch a documentary on the albatross

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>>7822343
Yeah, if I could legally smoke it here I would without hesitation. Dunno why I'm feeling so shit this weekend.
>>7822350
When I'm not doing 42 hours at work in 5 days, yes.

>>7822340
poke grace inside

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>>7822337
N-no I have never thought about cunnilingus

>>7822345
What's the difference?

>>7822354
Hey, only I'm allowed to do that.

shut the fuck up grace

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Bored.
Will draw cute girl faces with requested features.
Only rule is no face piercings.

>>7822358
Dude
Why are you so salty

>>7822323
im seriously beggin ya to seek sunlight ya dweeb. Get a lover and find consensual sex ya pinhead

>>7822353
Do you not have a connect?
Getting weed is pretty easy gracie
Basically anywhere

It could help your mood a lot you know
life is really just about happiness

>>7822340
only if you work a job that leaves you feeling depressed as shit

>>7822356
transbian is two tran

lesbian is tran n cissie

>>7822357
k

>>7822358
kys

>>7822343
>ywn smoke with drake ;_;

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>>7822343
You're always here.
You fucking creep
>>7822336
N-no..
Here's me tho, do I look cool?
I think I look cool.
>>7822334
This is the kind of humor that keeps me coming back
>>7822321
What

>>7822356
Sure you haven't! You haven't thought about what it'd be like to sleep with everyone's favorite kraut at all~.

>>7822351
No, I am asking if what goes in the original comic ever happened to any of you.

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>>7822367
No
A transbian is literally just a trans lesbian

>>7822372
Low blow

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>>7822354
Get away my insides are my gfs
>>7822363
If my parents catch me im dead
>>7822366
WELCOME TO SERVICE INDUSTRY JOBS BRAH
I wanna work something else but seeing as I don't have many qualifications yet I'm stuck doing the jobs that are "below" people like you.

>>7822346
maybe consider switching to estrofem so you can use it sublingually
injections are only costing me about 50 cents a day now
the needles only cost $20 for about 2 years worth (I didn't factor that into the cost but its $20 for 23 months)

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>tfw want to look like a stereotypical tumblr user sometimes
As soon as I have a job I'm going to get piercings and such at least
>>7822358
What's your problem senpai
>>7822340
This desu

>>7822378
>I wanna work something else but seeing as I don't have many qualifications yet I'm stuck doing the jobs that are "below" people like you.
get a comfy office job like me - pay is mediocre, but it's low-responsibility and the workload is usually really low (plus you get to shitpost at work)

i wouldn't last a day if i had to work in retail or the service industry though, i think i would literally cry at the end of my first shift (or halfway through it)

>>7822378
whew
what state do your parents come from

>>7822376
Maybe, but all's fair in love and war, ain't it?

>>7822380
is estrofem worse in any way

>>7822370
it looks like a blurry picture of a mexican
pls post family party pics

>>7822376
but im not a carpet muncher :thinking:

>>7822383
What do you do in the office though, and did your parents or relatives get you that job?
I barely survive my shifts, some days I'm nearly in tears, every day is an ass load of stress, and I have to look at least one stranger that hates me in the face daily.
>>7822385
IL

>>7822376
>Low blow
low munch, more like

i don't understand why phienlanna isn't a more popular ship here

>>7822389
not to my knowledge, it can be swallowed like progy
definitely seen pretty consistent info that sublingual is beneficial compared to swallowing, in terms of both liver damage and feminization
like if you're happy don't switch, and definitely don't throw the progy away

>>7822394
Curious about that myself, looking to get out of my current service job sometime this year. Office work doesn't seem too bad.

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>>7822341
Some birds are really sweet. Some birds are scary, like Swans. Swans are hostile fucking assholes.

>>7822392
what about eva? she has a benis still.

>>7822396
Seek sunlight ya freak

>>7822406
yeah?

what's your point

>>7822376
I hope you're not taking this too seriously, like I know you've had mini self-crises about your own orientation before
I'm pretty sure 0% of the population is fully heterosexual and not bisexual at all

>>7822391
This is so much autism

>>7822409
will you be grabbing it or what?

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im starting to see some noticeable HRT effects :D

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>>7822416
that's none of your business..

Can hrt make me lose sleep or something?

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>>7822414
I meant to not post this pic

>>7822414
why??
I mean its a good assessment of the picture
and I want to see what your (beanboy) family looks like!
just a blurry family pic
or a pic of the pinata and churros

>>7822418
im not :D

>>7822394
>What do you do in the office though, and did your parents or relatives get you that job?
nah, i just spammed my CV to hundreds of different places and made sure to mark all the right keywords on the cover letter (e.g. good with MS office, photoshop, experience in a similar role, etc.)

i spend my days answering queries via email, helping old ladies set up a projector, taking notes and typing them up, designing reports in excel for KPI meetings, checking invoices against internal records - it's about 2-3 hours of work stretched across an 8 hour day

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>>7822412
I'm not actually worked up
I don't like being called a lesbian though cuz I'm not one

>>7822396
We ship ourselves you can't ship those who are already shipped

>>7822387
Tru

>>7822425
Touch your chest silly

>>7822419
I wonder how big it is?

>>7822421
ayyy
this picture has fueled my thirst for more
pls take another

>>7822421

>>7821053

>straight trannies:
self-hating /pol/cucks who fantasize about bean boy cock and try to ostracize non-agp transwomen
>lesbian trantrans:
female positive women who seek romantic fulfillment with their fellow transgirls and do nothing but spread peace and tolerance

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>>7822391
>pls post family party pics
beanboy's 18th birthday party

>>7822431
i wouldnt know..

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>>7822359
can u please draw me

everyone post hands and rate eachother

>>7822435
I'm a femboy nao

>>7822442
Trip on, Zheanna

Tamara sucks dick like a pro

>>7822442
no

>>7822445
JUST POST HANDS PEOPLE

>>7822440
sheen is a god

>>7822446
:>

>>7822412
>I'm pretty sure 0% of the population is fully heterosexual and not bisexual at all

A lot of non straight people believe this for some reason. Maybe it's something to do with the "well I think this way, therefore everyone else must be this way" mentality? I could also be a victim of this since I believe almost the opposite.

>>7822437
holy shit thats a big horse in a small space
thats very scary, I would not trust that thing
its probably kicked many mexicans in the head over its years

>>7822359
draw cute girl with curly shoulder length darkish brown hair, pale skin and greyish eyes

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>>7822442

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>>7822435
i'm honestly not sure which of these i am.
it's honestly much easier to say i'm celibate, but not committed to it.
shit.
i can't reamember the last time i masturbated.
have i had any dirty thoughts recently?
damn idk what i should do.
it's like something about me has disappeared

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>>7822442
>tfw your hand doesn't fit on your arm and you look like an alien

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>>7822442
They look mannish, I need to paint my nails ;.;

>>7822454
but like not bisexual AT ALL
I guess idk what straight fully means...like if youre fine with making out with a girl, you're not straight right? but some gay guys will do it if they're drunk. or even have sex with a girl and still consider themselves gay

thats more what I was getting at
I can see why you'd think that bias and you're not wrong, I was trying to put an emphasis on FULLY straight

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>>7822442

>>7822460
><

>>7822438
tell us when you figure that out.

>>7822464
a-alines you don't have to respond to that seriously, i was shitposting
are you on spiro or cypro?
i've been considering switching from bica to cypro to kill my libido, spiro wouldn't work at all

>>7822472
what is it emi?

>>7822471
why do you have a cut on your hand?

>>7822444
based Karol

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>>7822475
i'm on spiro.
cypro is banned in the u.s.

>>7822468
that's a mannish hand?

please lol

>>7822469
I'm not bisexual at all because I'm not a filthy degenerate, speak for yourself.

>>7822444
I think there's a gen for that

>>7822482
you should see the other guy

>>7822486
I need a manicure badly ;; my cuticles are ew and my nails look dull.

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>>7822428
That honestly sounds pleasant, but I haven't used Excel that much.

>>7822469
Yeah I get your angle, and it does make more sense when you word it that way. I wouldn't go as far low as 0% though, but that's all semantics anyway.

I wouldn't even consider myself a 0 on the kinsey scale anyway. Maybe a 0.5 or 1, so I guess I would fall under that statistic. (even though I'd deny it 4-5 years ago)

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>>7822442
okie-dokes.

>>7822467
7

>>7822468
9

>>7822471
7.5

yup, that certainly is a hand

>>7822493
i havent had a manicure since i was like 12 x-x

>>7822485
yeah but you can still order it
AFAIK it's illegal to distribute but it's fine to possess it

I wonder what vagina tastes like

if i don't post my xenomorph hands no one will know that i have them

>>7822505
it tastes like what could have been

>>7822505
salty coins

>>7822507
I showed you mine show me yours uwu

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>>7822442

Fuck it I'll do it too!

>>7822505
Depends on if they cleaned or not, lol.

>>7822508
I wonder what eva tastes like?

>>7822505

They taste like blood and missary

>>7822515
like home ^>^

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>>7822503
don't have a job yet.
might be too risky

>>7822499
here's another hand.
i think this pic is a little better

>>7822505
kind of gross honestly.

>>7822505
bags of sand

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>>7822529
hugg eva because eva is cute and pure and deserves to be happy

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>>7822440

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPnWLUEWBQc

>>7822495
that's okay grace, that's why god invented lying

unless you're working for a tech start-up or something, you'll probably be working alongside older people who aren't great with that sort of thing either (except the finance dept.)

>>7822531
cute sheen

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>>7822442
man hands comin through

>>7822529
:)

>>7822536
>man hands
> >1.0 digit ratio

kek

>>7822536
>man hands
See - THE CLAW

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>>7822488
LET HIM STAY OK?
>>7822437
Ay.
This is authentic.
These are real beaners.
I fuck with these people.
This pleases me.
>>7822422
This is how people get doxxed, imagine a bunch of brown people eating good food and drinking good bear an listening to good music.
>>7822433
W-what..
Have a video.
Same day..
https://vid.me/mETA

>>7822538
I'll try getting my hands manicured this coming week...

man your guys hands are pretty much dead giveaways huh

>>7822549
yeah its rough
but I like being a femboy so its cool

>>7822547
cute :3

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toob

>>7822549
Yes, I have to keep my hands behind my back senpai

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i think 1ce i've made enough munz from working @ le porn shop, i might wanna get on cypro.
i should also think about getting ffs.
should also start le programming studio for algorithms & shit.
maybe also some embedded vidya.
can't wait to see friendo tomorrow

>>7822540
the digit ratio is like different on each of my hands
and my fingers are as long as my palms, its pretty weird senpai

>>7822542
I can chuck up the claw all day

>>7822531
UwU ty anon :D

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Lmao, look at this weak ass coward.

>>7822546
>This is how people get doxxed, imagine a bunch of brown people eating good food and drinking good bear an listening to good music.
this sounds like any event in southern california though

>>7822549
The worst part of chasing is finding a tranny that has cute feet. Even the best passing trannies more often than not have man feet.

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>tfw realized i have dimples of venus

>>7822570
;~; I want to move

>>7822442
*Reports you*

>>7822575
when are you gonna be able to buy recreational weed though?
that sounds pretty worth it

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>>7822442
>>7822450

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>>7822549
At least my nails are good I guess

>>7822569
yeah dude wtf why isn't he just letting all the middle eastern people into our home so we can be culturally enriched and more diverse, I want to diversify my rectum, it gets tiring pooping from it.

>>7822577
post your disgusting manly tiny hand sass
you know you want to

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>>7822573
i looked this up and i have it too

>>7822569
No politics
>>7822546
<3
>>7822510
POMF POMF KIMOCHI

>>7822549
man your trip is pretty much a dead giveaway huh

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>>7822549
i just wear a baggy hoodie with sleeves that cover them up

>>7822579
Best hands in thread you win!

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>>7822578
>drugs
I'm clean baka senpai

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>>7822588
this is my favorite mtf

>>7822588
>POMF POMF KIMOCHI

WHAT'S THIS STICKY STUFF ON ME

>>7822594
femboy

>>7822592

Good. Remember kids drugs are bad, M'kay?

>>7822592
don't be laaaaame
pretty intense to say you're "clean" from weed
there's no question hrt is more physically dangerous

still I wish I didn't like drugs so much :(

>>7822571
do they usually have male penises too?

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elann

>>7822595
Ayy
>>7822592
Drugs are great
Say yes to drugs

>>7822594
I thought that was an mtf until I heard its screeching harpie voice

>>7822598
I'm just a little girl desu

>>7822596
Not you, you self absorbed idiot.

Literally who.

>>7822602
no

>>7822607
same
except im 23 and have a penis and testicles

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>>7822586
>>7822573
I don't think I do ;_;

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it's really weird.
i've been losing weight, but my pants are getting tighter.
also
>tfw lewd images do nothing for me

>>7822608
You replied to me though

You're post:
>>7822588
>this is my favorite mtf
Post 88 was my post

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>>7822613
Me neither

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>>7822591
They're like, 8" long though

>>7822613
it's okay :3

>>7822616
You're dumb.

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>>7822584
;-; so bully! but i'm a sucker for punishment

>>7822625
I'm tired
I can't sleep and it's now 6am

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>>7822621
I turned a better light on and I got them!

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>>7822460
Sorry, I'm bad at curls.

>>7822505
Good question, I remember thinking that when I was 5 and my girlfriend tried to touch me down there but I was like hell no you got your own hahaha.

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>>7822632
Oh so it's just me without them then

>>7822630
ehh I can't even make fun of you
not really that bad at all
and your dog is really cute too

>>7822359
why no piercings

>>7822633
thank you anon

i like being a girl

An ever changing glow.

>>7822573
http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/body/news/a43851/back-dimples-venus-dimples-orgasm/

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>>7822584
Here's my manly jaw! I might need ffs

Syke!

>>7822575
It's great, if you're brown too and speak Spanish sometimes it'll feel like everyone is ur family.
>>7822633
Good poster

Rate my tits, /mtfg/! Are these ban tier?

https://unsee.
cc/gatumodi/

>>7822632
:3

cuuuute

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>>7822645
Damn I was already horny and now you tell me this?!

>>7822648
very cute!
how long hrt/what age did you start?

>>7822647
No I'm a legal American

>>7822639
Thank u! I love my little Mollydog.

>>7822644
I want to be a girl someday!

>>7822654
3 years hrt, started at 20 (basically 21 though, turned 21 like 3 months later)

>>7822648
Yep, nice boobles.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>7822650
cutie

>>7822546
>https://vid.me/mETA
tf dude

>>7822658
you gots nice boobers

>>7822642
I tend to draw kids, and they look weird on kids.

>>7822648
>https://unsee.
>cc/gatumodi/
I really want a bubble bath now, but I don't have a tub ;_;

>>7822653
mine are an extra sensitive area, but it takes a bit more than just playing with them for me to orgasm.

>>7822647
¿Eres hermano o hermana? Nunca he podido entender

>>7822653
>who wanted to know if it's normal for a girl to climax by just having the dimples poked.
I know what I'm gonna try.

>>7822661
getting those pierced is kinda gross
but I guess its a good way of telling everyone you swallow and like anal

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>>7822664
lol, that guy is so crazy

>>7822669
I'm taking a bubble bath right now! :D

Sorry about the no tub thing though.. That'd drive me mad.