>meet guy on the internet
>he seems like a very nice and straight acting guy
>we meet up after a few days of chatting
>Find out he's actually fifteen years older than me, I'm 22
>Lazy eye that makes him look like a derp
>Slobbering wet lips
>Starts using words like "fabulous" unironically
>He sounds like a fairy when he talks sometimes
>He laughs at anything that might be considered funny
>He likes romantic comedies
>...
>But at least he's got a big dick
>>7818018
Dating the equivalent of a backup dancer.
>>7818018
>>But at least he's got a big dick
...how big?
I want to know if you are desperate, or if you are just a whore like me.
If it's really big, then I kinda know that feel.
>>7818018
But big dicks are the worst
hard to suck, they hurt during sex
small dicks are better in every possible way
>>7820846
if it makes you feel better
>Is an absolute idiot
>Terribad personality
>Slobbers like a specimen of Cro-Magnon
But hey he has a big dick! That makes up for everything and guarantees a long lasting relationship right!
...
r-right?
>>7820846
This honestly. Big dicks are interesting to try but you must be a loosey-goosey to want that every time you have sex. It takes too much preparation and is too much of an "event" rather than a spontaneous expression of love for normal people.
>>7818018
And fags show that they are mentally ill once again.