/mascgen/ Butts Edition

>meet a qt on tinder
>talk for a couple days
>seems really nice
>ask him out to lunch
>no response
;_;

I want to eat ass and masturbate while doing it so bad

I want to ride a thicc cock slowly until he can't take the edging any longer and flips me onto my front and pounds my ass hard cumming deep inside me

>>7810004
>wake up super motivated for leg day to keep working to get thicc thighs and butt
>throw up at the gym
Fuck my life desu

>>7811158
Did you lift too much

>>7811349
IP RANGE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN LIFTED

macrofag is back, /mascgen/!

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>>7808715
If you're really that concerned about it, Fort Troff sells something called Bumper Brite to bleach your asshole. Honestly, tho, it's not discolored - the asshole is that color, it's not meant to be pearly white. Proceed at own risk.

Also, damn, I wanna sink my tongue into Anthony Londons ass. Pic very related.

>>7811349
>Did you lift too much
Just enough I think. The problem is that it is summer down here and it was like 95 F at 9 am

>>7810852
I love eating my hubbys ass. He gets off on it so bad, it makes me rock hard immediately.

I don't really like having my own ass licked, tho, I just get off on knowing that it's just a matter of time till I get a good dicking.

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Alright, another butt, then I have to go be productive.

>>7811400
It might as well be summer here. It's 75°

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b00t1

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>>7811531

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>tfw 18
>tfw don't know any masc guys

All my friends are cleanshaven twinks, it fucking sucks. I'm the only one who even makes an effort to work out and grow scruff and stuff, but it all feels futile.

Maybe I just have to wait for a couple of years I guess.

>>7811531
shopped

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Daddybutt is pure and should be treated roughly.

>>7811549
well yeah you're still kids tbqh

>>7811628
This.

Just wait til you're in college. They'll either transition, become faggo art students, or break and go lift.

>tfw bf
>tfw he doesn't lift anymore, we don't do any of our hobbies we share, he's quitting his job and hasn't found a replacement and borrows money from me, hates my friends
>He's still madly in love with me, I'm emotionally detached
>if I breakup with him he'll probably commit suicide

I've already talked to him, and he said he'll work on it. But even thought of me breaking up with him nearly gave him a panic attack.

What do?

>>7811789
If he's hot, and the top, you'll have to put up with everything he ever does for the rest of your life.
If he's a bottom or ugly, Dump him and watch him die.

This is the natural order.

>>7811789

the lifting thing seems the most straighforward to resolve, i would work on that first

>>7811799

wow even though i know this is a joke it still managed to make me mad

>>7811800
>even though i know this is a joke it still managed to make me mad
You don't know shit.

>>7811799
He's the bottom
I had the talk to him about a month ago but not much has changed

>>7811840
Ah, no wonder you don't care anymore.
Do what you want to, i.e. toss him aside for a new one, we all know how common they are.

>>7811789
I stayed with a guy for way too long for similar reasons to this.

Does he have friends? Family? He has a support network. Do what you need to do for yourself and move on. You are not his mother.

His mental health is his own responsibility.

>>7811531
ftm

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If you own this shoe or don't actively resent it, you legally or morally can't be masc

>>7811957

The grey one in the middle column, third row looks okay + unremarkable.

>>7811957
Those don't look like chacos

>>7811957
What if I'm so uninterested in clothing that I don't even know what this means?

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>>7812053
It's a way to let people know you're a biblical dickpig. It's cruising clothes

Life fitted baseball caps

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>>7812063
>Rayquaza hat
It's like an autist desperate to be a fuccboi

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>>7811957
These are shoes you see kids in highschool wear or adults who want to look 'young n hip'. Disgusting tbqh.
>>7812063
Like that hat. Kids wear hats like that or shut in neck beards.

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>tfw you will never find yourself 3 feet tall and see this as he says, "where are ya, little man?"

>>7812323

have you tried just sitting on the floor instead

>>7812354
Maybe

>>7812323
>he didn't play naked hide and seek with his daddy when he was 3
Fucking kids nowadays all the do is stare at those goddam screens!

>>7812370
My father was too busy witholding approval and wishing I played more sports

>>7812063
I mostly meant, am I considered masculine if I don't know what that meant in the first place.

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>>7812415
do you think that's why you like huge, strong men?

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>>7812446
u got me anon. u have solved gay

For real though I have a great relationship with both of my parents. I talk to them everyday on the phone after work. I just like big bara dudes because I like big bara dudes

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>>7812504
That's cool. I was just looking for excuses to post asses though

you´re all faggots

>>7812063
Rugby wannabe fuccboi.

>>7812547
No need for excuses, anon. Post ass for days

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.

im currently dehydrating for competition and I feel like I'm actually dying.

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>tfw sp will never ever post a new ass pic because he's too self conscious and his strict dom top waifu won't let him

>>7812974
You are dying. That shit's so unhealthy. Good luck!

>>7812985
today I went spinning and for 2 runs wrapped in clingfilm. it was tense

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>>7812979
I thought this was his?

>>7813070
that can't be sps butt, sp had a nice butt

>>7813268
Looks like it's just getting thicc now.

>>7811858
what's wrong with you savages

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paul butt > justin butt > steve butt > klokov butt

>>7811354
Good to have you back, family. How's the search for the tall qt of your dreams?

>>7813461
Samurbutt > the rest

>>7813574
I had a few hookups with dudes who were 6'4 and 6'6, but they're not from here so it won't lead to a bf. The search goes on I guess.

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i love muh freedoms

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>tfw no marine daddy to playfully tease you for joining the army

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>>7813582
He knows whats up.
>>7813268
Eh now. It still is.

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>break OHP pr today
>am now teal man
>positive emotions

>>7811957
Thanks captain obvious

>>7814016
dibs on samurbi, you're already married

>>7813461
I have these straps!

i wanna lick a butt and sniff some pits

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>>7815358
don't we all

>>7812568
well hello captain obvious

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>>7815346

>>7815527
post pic of you wearing them

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>>7814739
Don't make me hurt you, anon.

My friend took me to a sex club/men's playground thing last night. It was pretty gross. I pretty much just watched and looked out or place. Do any of you guys go to these places?

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>>7815440


woof

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>>7815568
Maybe when I can squat 4-5 plates atg anon.

What do you use to guide you to get fit?

>>7815706
Vinny stop being cute

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>>7815706
>doctor who phone case

Venser you nerd.

Favorite doctor?

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>>7815724
No.

>>7815729
It's a toss up between Matt and David, probably leaning more so towards David.

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>>7815815
Please stop being cute?

Guys I feel the slut inside of wanting to take over.

I feel like I need to slut it up hard this year and just get it out of my system. Has anyone gone through this before?

To give you context, I'm 27, had two boyfriends. Apart from them, I've only fooled around (oral) with 1 other dude, so my "sex" count is 2/3.

>>7815706

post boypussy

>>7816026

yass kween slut it up gurl

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>>7816026
I have felt that and indulged in it in the past and to be honest it never was as great as it was in my head. But that's just my experience.

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>>7814138
>tfw you're finally proficient at something

>tfw handsome muscledaddy said how much he likes my body
>he lives 5500 miles away
why does this always happen

I wonder how Scottish daddy anon is doing

>>7811539
Why are male butts so god-tier?

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>>7816043
As I said earlier: >>7815706

Not until I hit 4-5 plates.
>boypussy
It should be cubcunt not boypussy.

>>7815830
I'm sorry anon I can't do that.

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>>7816675
Because God shaped men in His own image

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>>7817504
Can you at least try?

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>>7817562
I am trying, and it seems I'm failing.


On a side note is anyone getting the new zelda game?

>>7817562
>tfw no bottom doggo

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>>7817601
I'm going to wait before getting it because honestly I think it looks so very uninteresting. Lately almost every open world game has been boring as fuck to me.

Also I'm not sure if I want the Switch yet. I guess I'll also wait until it has more games before getting it.

>>7811799
Wisdom

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Moar buttz

>>7817601
Seeing that gif makes people all "OMG this is gonna be super awesome!!!", but actually doing that is just gonna be a chore and a bore.

This will be flavor of the month.

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>>7817729
giddyup

>>7812979
Who? I need examples. I need receipts.

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can a booty be too big

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>>7817614
Fair enough. I'm going to be waiting a few weeks for the user reviews and /v/ reviews. If it's an 8.8 I'll go with the wii u version, if it's legit good like skyrim I'll get the switch.

I rather not be disappointed again like skyward sword did.

>>7817730
I hope not.

>>7817729
>hiding his gut behind a wall

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>>7817773
Simply no.

>>7817993
A nice daddy has a soft gut to rest your head.

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>>7818099

>>7818099
>not resting your head on daddy's meaty juicy pecs

0/10

>>7818105
sauce me up pls

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>>7810004
my legs are slowly, _slowly_ coming along :)

>>7811957
Umm you clearly don't appreciate the heritage and pedigree that the Osiris has in the skateboarding community. Please KYS Jelly.

>>7818641
Anon. You're supposed to take a million pics before getting the right one. Not the first pic you take.

Hank hill butt

>>7816026
Go for it. You'll have some of the best sex of your life, but also probably some of the worst. I think hook ups can help you to appreciate relationships greater sometimes.
Use a condom though.

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>>7818670
>mfw that was the 1 millionth picture

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Do instahoes motivate you or make you want to kill yourself.

>>7819819
They motivate me to get swole but make me want to kill myself because I'll never have a bf that hot

>>7814138
What is this site?

>>7819819
Kill myself because I'll never be that hot because I'm too ugly and too depressed to eat/workout.

>>7819819
Why do you "masc4masc" fags try and act like you're different than any other gay person. you're just like as attention seeking and slutty as twinks but you like to act like ur su mannnnly, and then proceed to whore yourself out on instagram.

>>7820215
For the most part when people say 'masc for masc' they mean 'guy who looks like guy and not a faggo fem boy'. That's how I use it as anyway.

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>>7820215
callate pendeja dime eso en mi cara te partire la boca puta alejate de mi hombre o te la veras conmigo soy la persona mas loca del mundo te juro que te destrozare maldita peluquera ten mucho cuidadito por donde andas zorra

>>7818598
No idea, sorry.

>>7820215
back to one of those lesser gay generals with you

>>7815706
Post your butt you whore

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why are men just perfect?

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>>7820701
I'm just glad to be a fag

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>>7820701
Only the Emperor is perfect anon

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>>7820709
thank god i'll never have to deal with women
>>7820716
but kovacs IS the emperor of mascgen

>>7820722
Samurbae is.

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>>7820830
You're hot :3

>>7820830

I can see his weiner

idk why butt soft weiners are so much more attractive to me than hard ones

like if i see a dude's soft dick i'm like damn i wanna succ that, but if he's hard when he pulls it out i'm like w/e i guess

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Would you a schukin?

>>7821001
If I'm allowed to put a bag on his head

>>7821821
where do you get a bag that big?

>>7822150
Whole Foods

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>>7822150

>>7821001
he looks like he struggles when reading but he's so muscular that I'd be cute to watch him do so

>>7821001

Absolutely, he's so fucking cute.

>>7821821

Shit taste.

>>7810004
>>>/hm/

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I have a problem, guys.
My ideal man's shape changes with my mood.

When i feel low, depressed, or i just failed something, i imagine my ideal partner a manly and hairy daddy, letting me rest on his chest all day long wile being in his strong arms.

When i'm more upbeat, dare i say happy, it switches, and i'd prefer someone my age to share my happiness with, and just keep being happy toghether. Still manly, but not a daddy.

is there any secret message you can decode for me? Is this a daddy issue #2709? i have no clue.

>>7821001
anyone who ever pulls that pose should be relegated to femgen

>>7820188
exercise helps depression/anxiety/stress/addiction on the physical level https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsVzKCk066g

>>7823615
Stop masturbating so you can be normal again.

>>7820172
Symmetric Strength.

>>7823615
Get a bf that's 3-5 years older and pretend he's your daddy when you need to. Or get two boyfriends

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>>7823722
It's a bodybuilder pose. How about this instead.

Pro tip: he's done bi porn so he will fuck a bottom. Sorry tops you're out of luck.

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>>7823980
>Sorry tops you're out of luck
Oh, fuck. I was just chatting with him and hoping he would let me insert myself in his muscle pussy

Hey mascgen, how do you deal with apathy/depression/not-even-sure-what-i-have? Tomorrow i've got an exam i know i'm gonna fail because i've studied too little and without motivation. The whole semester went like shit, i've stopped going out with friends, stopped going to gym (i started this summer because i'm like 5'7" and 117 pound) , because i tough it would help me study and instead it made it worst, i feel like the less i study the less i want to exit my room and this make me feel worthless.

>>7824179
> how do you deal with [mental illness]
I take medication. I have mixed anxiety-depressive disorder and I take Brintellix. Ever since I started taking it I slowly returned to being who I was before I got sick.
Before Brintellix I took Floxetine, it helped but not a lot.

> got an exam i know i'm gonna fail because i've studied too little and without motivation
That happened with me. I talked with my professors, showed them a document my doctor gave me, and I got pardoned from missing classes and they were very ~merciful~ in grading me.

> stopped going to gym
That's your mistake. You have to maintain consistent physical activity, it's part of your treatment. Your health must come first, you must always do your best to maintain the habit of training. Also, physical exercise lessens the side effects of most medication.

>>7824052
Is this obtainable natty?
Would you date a non natty bottom with an ass like this?

>>7823980

>Pro tip: he's done bi porn so he will fuck a bottom. Sorry tops you're out of luck.

WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE

Could someone educate me on lifting vocabulary? I see people saying stuff like "I lift 2pl8" and I have no idea what they are talking about. I'm not sure how to google it either. (English is not my firat language)

>>7824603
Everything is obtainable natty if you have the right genetics. If you are a lanky guy with narrow hips and naturally small gluttes then I don't think even roids can help

>>7825110
a pl8 is a 45lb/20kg plate
when you are talking about lifts, a pl8 is the number of 45lb plates on one side of a 45lb bar.
1pl8 is 135lb/60kg (one 45lb plate on each side plus a 45lb bar)
2pl8 is 225lb/100kg (two 45lb plates on each side plus a 45lb bar)
etc

>>7824603
I would totally date a non natty bottom with a booty like that... unless he was really irresponsible with what he took.
I'd probably offer to help him get medical-grade stuff, though. My brother, who knows I'm gay, is a medical doctor and he told me that if I ever wanted to roid I should talk with him and he would prescribe me stuff. My brother would probably be ok with prescribing shit for a boyfriend.

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Quickly /fit/ what are your lifting stats!

Mine are 1/2.5/3.5/4
Ohp/bench/squat/deads

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>>7825302
1/2/2.5/3

>>7825244
Ooh I get it now. I thought the 8 meant anything instead of just being an abreviation

>>7825302
1/2/2.5/3

Hey, can I call sick into work claiming I got diagnosed with cancer?

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>>7823824
I've been working out on and off for years and have felt no better if not worse so sounds like pseudo-science.
I feel less depressed when I'm not working out generally.

>>7825326
I want to cover Hanno with my CUM

>>7825729
For me it's the other way around. If I don't hit the gym after 3 or 4 days I start feeling anxious and a bit depressed because I feel like I'm not doing anything productive with my free time. But hey, it's just me.

>>7825729
I usually get depressed when I work out because I thought I'd be doing much better by now

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>>7825775
Essentially. It all just feels really futile.
At the end of the day I'm still short, ugly, and skinny. Never seems to change no matter how
much energy I pour into it on top of my already stressful, rewardless, grind of a life.

>>7820721

Oh god I would eat that butt so crazy

I saw this and wanted to post it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfNZwXUh_uw

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>>7825326
work on your squat bb for that nice bubblebutt

what's a good dumbell routine for volume?
i am doing madcow for strength, but i get bored during the day and want to lift.

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wtf why did they delete the OP pic

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So uh, we won, I think?

>>7825302
1.5/2.5/2.5/2.5
Q.Q

>>7828801
>, we won
We won what?

>>7828828
The oscars just got Steve Harvey'd. La La Land was originally announced as best picture, but they mixed up the envelopes and it was actually Moonlight. Moonlight's a movie about a gay dude. La La Land is straight people nonsense

>>7828906
So they're just gonna do that shit every year now, huh? Fucking jews.

>>7828938
Calm down

>>7828938
>the oscars
they've been doing that shit every year

>>7823980
where is this porn? i need a name or something seriously for the love of kek, link or something

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where are all the butts

>>7823980
I come bearing porn of him! Someone recognize this enough to find the source?

http://m.imgur.com/a/0hJqr

>>7829471
>woman in the gif
Pass

>>7830513
ya really. that just kills my boner.

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>>7831040
In general I don't like the str8 genre of gay porn where they trick or pressure a straight dude into gay sex. I mean, I know a huge amount of gay porn actors are gay-for-pay, I just don't like it when they make it explicit.

And a gay porn that doesn't start off with kissing is the worst.

>>7831128
Yeah, I mean, there is so.much.porn out there, and I don't really need that other stuff in my life. I have as much straight fetish as the next fag, but it still feels very unsatisfactory to watch that stuff. Give me some proper fags really enjoying themselves any day of the week.

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>>7831128
I generally agree but there's this add in pornhub were a guy is giving another one a blowjob while his wife is next to him and it says "If you cum I scream" and while the video itself is probably shitty that idea is kinda hot tbqh

>>7828801
>we

Fuck off. Don't lump me together with insane faggots just because I like dudes.

That's like saying all black people are negros

>>7831370
We're all part of the LGBT family, pham. You're posting on /lgbt/ for a reason

>>7831363
Female cucking, huh.

>>7831391
We're also part of the primate family but I'm not gonna call a Gorilla my brother

>>7831497
That's a silly comparison, anon. You're posting on a subforum for /lgbt/ people because you find discussing things with your fellow LGBT folk valuable. I do too. It's okay to feel a sense of community towards LGBT and that doesn't erode or lessen your own individual identity.

Switch this Friday. Breath of the Wild Friday. Who gon get it

>>7832691
I just watched the ending of it. Zelda comes out of ganon and blasts him with his own triforce piece cause she's basically the glue that keeps the triforce whole.

Oh and everyone but Zelda is dead.

why do women bother going to the gym?
Im here now and these three chicks have spent the last 45mins dancing like retards while one of them does some half-assed squats.

>>7834132

better than nothing

>>7834240
they're fucking annoying.

>>7834363

sounds like somebody needs to do more lifting and less staring at other people around the gym

>>7834132
All most women need to worry about is not being fat. There's no reason for them to autistically lift like we do

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This thread is shit

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>tfw hank hill butt

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>bf breaks up with you and blocks you from all social media
feels bad man
>a month later he sends you an angry message asking why you blocked him from all social media
feels relieving man

>>7835570
It would probably look bigger if your legs were more toned. I'd still fug you though anon.

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>>7831128
I will never understand the rampant straight fetish among gay guys. It's really fucking dumb to begin with, half of these "gay for pay" dudes are probably just looking for excuses to have some faggot sex.

Also as someone who had ample opportunity to fuck some "straight" guys, I can say with certainity that they are the worst fucking people to have sex with and almost never worth it.

>>7835792
>I will never understand the rampant straight fetish among gay guys. It's really fucking dumb to begin with
kinda ironic of you to post that on mascgen, though. The root of the fetish for straight guys is more often than not their masculinity. The idea of having sex with a 'manly man'.

my dream is to fuck one of those SJW faggots that whine about "white gays." show them what it's like to get fucked by the master race

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>>7835857
There are plenty of masculine gay man you just need to look. For me at least being desired by my partner is just as important as my partner being desireable and you will never get that with a straight guy.
The root of the straight fetish is more about fucking something unavailible I think.

>>7835792
considering the epitomy of masculinity and the most manliest poster here is a tranny straight guy proves why people enjoy straight men. They are jusy objectively better than you.

>>7835570
Slut. I'm telling your husbando

>>7835937
>There are plenty of masculine gay man you just need to look
You can be attracted to masculine gay guys and have a straight guy fetish at the same time though. Also if you have to look for them, it means there's some sort of shortage tbqh

>>7836119
No matter what type of guy you are into you need to look for one. Also masculine is not something that amazingly hard to achieve for most guys, if you want a masculine bf you can get masc yourself and find one pretty easily.

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Another guy on grindr denied me for having a small penis even though they were begging to get fucked for months begging for my muscles.

How does one deal with this rejection constantly over and over and over and over? Its given me so much pain for no reason. I have a crush on a guy but like im good everywhere else besides that which is smaller than everyone elses...

>>7837064
How small are we talking Anon?

>>7824179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsVzKCk066g

>>7825729
You have to do cardio with complex movements like dance. It isn't psudo-science. It's hard science, read spark by John Ratey

>>7835792
>Also as someone who had ample opportunity to fuck some "straight" guys, I can say with certainity that they are the worst fucking people to have sex with and almost never worth it.

How so?

>>7837064
damn that must sux

>tfw average lenght but above average girth
>bottoms want to suck me off and get fucked left and right

>>7837515
>Tfw big enough even for size queens.

i think my dick is normal sized.
Haven't had any complaints

>>7838322
everyone says I have a big dick but imo it's just average

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>>7838042
Honestly you don't know what its like having a small penis... legit could be one of the worst feelings ever.

>>7838420
i think some people are honestly used to seeing giant porn dicks that they assume that is normal.

>>7838486
Why don't you flip it inside out and make it into a vagina? It would suit you.

>>7838497
I think my issue is that I'm a grower. My dick is laughably small when soft, but it grows to almost 7"

>>7837264
I am out at work and I work in an enviroment where there aren't many gay guys who are out. This results in being propositioned by "straight" guys often. (Often means I had five of these in the last couple of years.) I had to learn the hard way not to give in. My experiences so far were:

- Guy who tried to do the hyper-macho "i am straight but a hole is a hole" thing, but was obviously a nervous wreck about me telling anyone about our encounter. I think he was actually more experienced in gay sex than I was but still he refused to reciprocate or do anything remotely "gay" like kissing or even pressing our bodies together.
We fucked once and then I refused to see him ever again.

- Guy who was just a nervous wreck alltogether. He seemed fine at first but gote more and more nervous as things went on. He said he was divorced but in retrospect I think he was lying. The whole hing was horribly awkward and bad, every second I worried about him freaking out completely and running away screaming or maybe trying to stab me with something. He never tried to contact me again, thankl god.

- The third one was sort of okay, but he went the whole dudebro route with it. (I wish I had known about the "no homo" meme at that time, we could have said itafter every time we met) We met a few times, then I found the guy who I actually dated for a few months and we drifted apart.

Again, I am not some sort of starry eyed believer of true love, but i want to at least see that my partner wants my while we are having sex. If you work hard on being a "good catch" the least you can do is respect yourself enough to find someone who appriciates it and isn't afraid to show it.

>>7841370
Thanks for your response.

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>tfw when you are at the gym at the same time as the big guys and you have to keep removing weight
I-I'll be stronger than you one day you'll see

>>7839543
Mines the opposite. Like 5.5 soft. But it doesn't hey much bigger hard.

>>7841544
Iktf.
>At least I'm doing the same weight. Even if it's for three instead of 15
>S-stop judging m-me

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Would you?
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/16470984_1697816123850742_6499145929646407680_n.mp4

>>7841868
He looks so sad in that webm

>>7841909
he's sad because he's not with [spoiler] you [/spoiler]

>>7841868
I would. Bet he has a great ass.

>>7841955
I bet you have a great ass

>>7841868

>someone with his build will never even let me score once

Why even bother living?

>>7841868
I would let him carry me on his shoulders

weeee

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Honestly ever since i started fucking boys and twinks my confidence in life has skyrocketed.

Theres a part of me that feels like a failure exploiting that gays love my type because Im straihht but women are so much worse and once i started fucking i realizer that im ok with lots of different types of men.


Like all my insecurities went away. Im legit happy being a failed straight. Women are inferior. I figure work hard daily fucking randoms get better at the gay game than marry a cute boy at 35.

>>7841982
I've been told that. But I think people just have low standards.

>>7842645
I'm bi, and iktf.
Fucking dudes is easy mode.

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I confessed to the guy I like after being dumped around a year ago and he told me I wasn't his type. When I asked for more details, he said I was really hot but too goofy/nerd/kinda loser and that his type were older men. My ex also told me something similar, about how he realized he needed something else out of life.

What the fuck guys. I work out and have an okay job, I'm 24. Some women have even asked me out, but I can't seem to have any luck with guys. Do I just end up attracted to dumb sluts with daddy kinks or should I change?


I just want a bf to hold hands with and play fighting games against but apparently not being a sadistic top that doesn't use lube and chokes his partner makes you undesirable.

I hate this shit /masc/.

>>7843723
>sadistic top that doesn't use lube and chokes his partner makes you undesirable
Now I understand why I'm flooded with guys.

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>>7843723
Just keep working on yourself and fighting through the rejection. At some point you'll be the older guy they desire~
Masc is tougher especially when you're a dicklet manlet but you get tougher each day you get wounded. Just stand up fight back at the world be proux of everything you are not let some cuck ruin you and tell them fuck off. You're going to make it.

>>7842985
Fucking girls is easy mode also tbqh...

But idk

>>7843723
Honestly, dating a really nerdy/geek guy can be hard sometimes. I enjoy that stuff quite a lot. Videogames, movies, tabletop games, even stuff like DnD. But for example my ex was literally only interested in that. It was fun at first, but after 6+ months of watching him spend every weekend gaming and watching anime, I kinda started thinking I was wasting my life.

Every time I proposed him to do something outside his answer was basically "eeww sunlight!"

I don't know if you are that kind of guy, and really there is nothing wrong with being like that, but someone with a lower powerlevel might find you a bit overwhelming.

>>7844076
What do you like doing outside with boyfriends? What kind of life wouldn't feel wasted?

>>7844076
>Every time I proposed him to do something outside his answer was basically "eeww sunlight!"
Doesn't sound like being a nerd was his problem.
If you're in a relationship you gotta learn to give and take and try new things. You don't have to share all the same hobbies, but you should at least give them a try and occasionally do stuff you partner enjoys even if you don't.

>>7844146
>was
Wasn't

>>7844122
Well, I like walking around nice places (parks, comfy nearby towns), going to the beach, hiking, even camping would be great.
>What kind of life wouldn't feel wasted?
Well, that depends on what you want for your life. I feel that being spending every single weekend at home, especially since i work all week, is wasting my life. Someone else might feel that being outside is a waste of time.
>but you should at least give them a try and occasionally do stuff you partner enjoys even if you don't
I think so too, and that's what I did. Sadly he wasn't willing to do that.

>>7844172
I have his nerdy interests and I also like all your outside things! But I haven't gone out much lately because single.

I'd feel like I'm wasting life either way though unless I'm doing something more, where I'm making progress at something, not just having fun.

>>7843723
You can't lift away your shit personality I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>tfw only ate 1000 calories today
why can't I be a stress eater instead of a stress anorexic reeeeeee

>>7842985
Fucking dudes is easy mode, Long term relationship with dudes is hard mode.

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>>7844076
The best part is that my ex was a scrawny kissless virgin asian who liked anime so he thought he would love to be with me but he cut things off after 8 months because he realized he didn't want me after all.

Can't say this other guy was that bad but he's an introvert that works with computers and likes indie movies.

Even with 4chan-tier guys I can't seem to find a relationship.

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>>7845516
I think the problem with introverts (including me) is that some of them get too used to being alone. They might want a relationship at some point, but after a while they realize how much of their alone time that takes from them and back off. It sucks

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bubblebut

>hit prs all week this week
>ohp 135x4
>bench 195x5
>dl 315x5 and 330x2
feels good fampai

>>7845621
>tfw no Hanno bf

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>tfw lifted a bit more weight today
I'm still little girl tier when it comes to lifting but it feels good anyway

>>7845767
I love that butt~ Makes you want to go behind him and jiggle it lol

>>7817773
Whoever that is, please send him a memo to sit on my face.

>>7824052
I wonder if it shakes if you smack it

>>7823980
He's not really my type, but fuck, his lower half has me quivering

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>>7847649
I guess it bounces more than shake. Up and down since it's not flabby and soft

>>7845460
Yeah. This is pretty true. Dudes will fuck anybody, but won't get in a relationship.
Girls are pickier, but if you fuck they've usually decided you're relationship material.

>>7846596
Good work mate.
>>7847549
We're all going to make it bra.
>>7847649
Even muscle butts will giggle if you slap them, as long as they aren't tensed.
>Tfw I know this primarily from slapping my own butt

>>7837064
that's grindr for you.

theres better ways to meet guys

>>7847863
>Tfw I know this primarily from slapping my own butt
Go on....

>>7847872
Grindr isn't so bad for meeting guys, if you aren't too prudish and make your intentions known. There's a surprising amount of bf material in grindr if you look.

>>7847899
Lol not much to say.
Life of a cam whore.

If you guys have any gifs or webms of big butts, please spam them desu

>>7848103
any..pics? :D

>tfw sp will never get as built as samurbi and post sex videos with himself and samurbi on mascgen

Hello darkness my old friend

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>>7848299
yamero

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Mascgeb pls respond to this.

I need your help.

I am a beefy muscle manlet full of fuzz. I have a crush on a guy im going to man up and ask out. Should i do it with a tanktop or a tight shirt that shows off the muscles... Please respond...


>inb4 post pics

Have many times you boys love them

>>7848728
>Should i do it with a tanktop or a tight shirt that shows off the muscles... Please respond...
Post pics for comparison

>Have many times you boys love them
now do again

>>7848728
Really depends on what kind of guy he is desu He might love it or he might think you're a douche or even uninteresting to the point of having to rely on your muscles.

Also post pics of you wearing the possible shirts (or at least of the shirts/tanktops)

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>>7848728
Probably tank top? I never thought it mattered much how you're dressed when you do it.

>>7848877
I prefer tight Ts on my boys. Good luck Maki-la.

>>7848899
thank you based anon :3

>>7848728
post feet

>>7848172
Not for free. Lol
>>7848865
>Dem glutes
>Dem back muscles
Nothing better in the world to look at when you're fucking.

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>>7849066
anon please

>>7849526
Daw. I like how the dog freezes, but still wags it's tail furiously.

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>get /fit/
>still hate how i look

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>start lifting
>ass feels sore from all the squats I've been doing
>get home
>feeling horny from lifting
>start feeling my butt and then slowly my hole
>lube myself up
>fappin and fingering
>1 finger, 2 finger, 3 finger
>have all 4 in
>feeling brave I lube up some more
>rock hard, precumin buckets
>hands are big, but slowly I feel my fist getting in
>suddenly it all slips in
>i gasp
>cum starts jetting out all over me/the floor
>mfw with a hand up my ass and covered in cum

Jesus fuck the degeneracy I've become.

>>7851182

Honestly, hot

>>7851182
How do you even fist yourself my joints dont bend like that

>>7851182
Fisting anon why do you keep fisting yourself?

>>7851182
How can anyone even physically do this?

If I don't take my time and go carefully with just ONE LUBRICATED FINGER then I get blood in my shit later.

>>7851369
Because it feels amazing. I don't do it that often. Mostly happens sometimes after leg day.
>>7851402
It takes lots of time. Lots of time and patience to get loosened up.

And no. My 'bussy' is not loose all the time now. My hook up/friend daddy was even surprised when I told him I sometimes fist myself. Few days later tight as norm.
>>7851313
Just stand up and back against the wall. Use the wall as support for your elbow. The rest should be pretty self explanatory.
>>7851276
It was.

>>7851427

desu post butt

>>7851182
>tfw can only fit 2 fingers in bp

>>7851182
lmfao

>>7851427
>bussy' is not loose all the time now
Ex bf was into fisting, kegels help a lot.
He was a was a total size queen though, I'd hesitate to recommend it.

I've fucked really tight dudes and real loose dudes. There is a happy medium somewhere between cavernous, and so tight it's like trying to put you cuck through a brick wall.

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>>7851182
Good luck with your prolapsed ass in a few months.

Today I saw a stereotypical douchebag-looking guy squirm while trying to lift the same weight I lifted previously at the horizontal squat machine (yeah, I'm afraid of back injuries). He had asked me to share the machine and had to lower from 350 poons to 300. After him I increased the weight to 375 and made 8 more repetitions. The guy left after doing just one set lol.

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>>7848299
sp will probably get samurbi huge, however he probably won't post sex videos with himself and samurbi

jupp would beat up samurbi before he even got a chance to touch his husband

>>7852742
you sound like a douchebag yourself desu senpai

>>7852780
>implying sp will get fit

>>7852742
DEVIOUS

>>7852833
I know

>>7852742
post pics big guy

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is 2d bara fine? y/n?

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>>7853271
absolutely!

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>>7821001
>yfw hes a bottom for a panda

>>7852709
Are you speaking from experience?

It's about that time to start rolling for a new edition

>>7854174
rolling for feet

Rolling for daddy edition

>>7854231
>tfw foot anon will never roll dubs for an edition

ROLLING FOR FEET

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>>7854174
Rolling for thicc edition

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Big Daddy Edition

>>7854231
Rolling for feet edition
May foot-anon find mercy

FEET EDITION
>>7854933
>>7854933
>>7854933

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>>7854911
What have you done?

>>7854943
I've broken our most sacred tradition. Fitting, don't you think, for a fag?

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>>7855098
You've doomed us all