the autogynemobile edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• super qt buddi nim's thread
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
previous >>7806979
hey mtfg
how are you
is everything good
>>7808126
sorry it was a dumb idea, I don't really know much :(
maevelength
will i ever be taken srsly when i say i don't pass
Grace is the cutest girl.
>>7808147
Don't let that person get you done drake, you're a star in my eyes.
>>7808145
I'm me
who r u?
>drakeposter is still here
>>7808154
i dont know what theyre saying my dear vampire
Dowman Sayman is loev!
>tfw you're such a goddamn faggot that you unironically enjoy being a girl
>>7808153
Can confirm, is the cutest.
What if I'm not trans and just lonely
>>7808165
rubb
I just want to die right now. No matter what I'm always gonna be some delusional freak playing pretend and everyone important to me is going to hate me. I should just make it easier on everyone and end my pitiful life.
>>7808149
pls rebspand
hate myself
>>7808179
why does it matter that you think you don't pass?
>>7808159
It's okay, you'll shrug it off and continue being the drake poster we all know and love. Can you please post a drake for me,p?
>>7808186
ami wami
>>7808187
i need validation.
How do you get rid of man hands? Is there a cream or lotion?
>>7808192
you pass irl
>>7808168
depression sucks but that mindset is no good
you're not a "delusional freak playing pretend"
>>7808194
Be born tru trans.
>ctrl+f Faye
>0 hits
I was going to say this is a shit thread, but Maeve made it, so it's preddy awesome.
>>7808197
but what if i don't ?!?!?!?!???????
>>7808194
Ain't nothing going to shrink manhands
Moisturize and look after them so they don't look beat to shit idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SMvmqjCkr8
here's for more snow, better weather and less chavs.
take care of yourself, vanessa - keep britain tidy
>ctrl+f mommy
>0 hits
SHIT THREAD
>>7808204
does lotion improve texture? or does it just keep it at current levels?
>>7808215
Why are all those pictures of trannies? Those aren't mommies :C
>>7808165
thanks maeve
hugg
Mommy
How should womens jeans fit? I bought a pair today and I looove them but idk if they are slightly too big or not :(
>>7808194
Go on a shoplifting spree in the Arab world, otherwise hands are for life:/
My therapist said that if I don't admit to having bdd, she will drop me.
>>7808226
mimmu
>>7808215
Don't do this to Faye! She's not a sex doll. Don't make her into some sex object to be fetished!
Stupid anon
>>7808230
Mymmu
>>7808229
Sounds like you may have BDD.
>>7808229
just admit it then....
i saw u in irl life. you seemed p dope to me....
idk about you not passing tbqhwy senpaitachi
>>7808218
Depends on what you do for a living
I need to put lotion on my hands but my work is fairly physical
>>7808238
Myanmar
>>7808242
Burma
>>7808246
bolognese
>>7808228
Haven't you heard of DFS? (Digital Femenization Surgery) The next generation in tranny surgery, only costs $50k and will guarantee you more feminine hands. There's no guarantee that they will work afterwards but they'll certainly look fem.
>>7808253
Don't be upsetti, eat some spaghetti
>>7808271
>tfw I have been waiting so long to post this piccy
>>7808267
>can't hold hands
:(
>>7808239
I do
>>7808240
I did and I pass most of the time.
I get misgendered 1/100 times if that
>>7808275
Never forgetti 911 spaghettis
I've been feeling pretty dizzy and without strength so I went to get a checkup with my doctor.
And he discovered a tumor on my neck.
I don't know how the fuck I missed something like this showing uo on my body, but now I can't stop noticing it's there.
Anyhow. Should I moisturize my neck tumor or like leave it alone?
>>7808286
it doesn't matter, but moisteurize around the surgery so your skin recovers better.
>>7808300
Praisa italia
>>7808241
I can grate string cheese with the backs of my hands
:(
>>7808300
you can masturbate without hands!
>>7808302
Seig-etti Heil-enaise!
>>7808308
Valq! The doc found a tumor on my neck! ;-;
>>7808309
how the hell
>>7808309
Rubbing your gt with your thighs doesn't count ;)
>>7808280
>I do
she finally admits it
>>7808313
I'm sorry, anon
I want a pizza
should I buy a pizza
DICTATE MY LIFE FOR ME
>>7808322
I've been eating 4500 calories a day all week.
Do it
>>7808322
Yeah, it's on me
>>7808322
Pepperoni pizza with cheesy crust...
>>7808280
>gets misgendered 1/100 times
You realize this would mean you get misgendered by 1 out of every 100 people you encounter whenever you go outside, right? Which would make you a failure compared to a cis girl.
>>7808322
yes
>>7808334
>Posts anon
>I'm not anon, dork!
Oy Vey... Now I WANT your tumour to be malignant
>>7808161
is p good desu
>>7808322
yeah all cheese
who /nevergonnapass/ tier here?
>>7808360
I am
not you
>>7808360
familiar feel
>>7808213
oh cool, thanks
>>7808360
Hi.
You're gonna pass tho
You're a babytran yet
>>7808360
you'll do great nim!
>>7808360
>says the girl who will be getting domed by eva
I dropped orange chicken on my nice white shirt
this is it, it's over for me
>>7808360
nim is for cute!
https://youtu.be/-JfEJq56IwI
>>7808379
time for the ol noosey noosey huh
>>7808318
Yep
I admit it
>>7808332
But what about cis women who get misgendered?
>>7808379
>ywn lick Cindy's white shirt clean.
>>7808392
>tfw no nosey noosey
>>7808379
how could you?
that poor innocent shirt
>>7808383
no that's chara
throw chara like football
>>7808399
tfw nim throws you like a football
>>7808408
Ya.
OK
Dysphoria up,
Ttyl faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJBF5F2h8-U
this is worryingly relatable to me
>>7808403
touchdown!
>>7808408
that's really cute
>>7808417
did you really poop on toast
>>7808418
pops all over you
I'm non-lgbt but I have a question. How do you guys pick your new names? Do you use the feminine version of your name or pick something random?
>>7808422
don't! you'll set the anons off
>>7808432
ask your parents what they would've named you if you were born a girl
>>7808432
I picked my name from the last girl I fucked which was drake's mom.
>>7808435
i asked my mom this and she refused to answer
>>7808432
I've had my name picked since I was a kid
>>7808432
i picked a name i liked. Nothing to do with my real name, or anything my parents wanted.
>>7808428
omg chara don't talk about popcorn my oil is in my old apartment
>>7808433
but
did she?
>>7808440
isla picked my name and kept calling me it until it started growing on me
>>7808419
i wanna see if she can do it!
>>7808360
i am well acquainted with this feeling
>>7808440
Same
>>7808448
>it's a BDD episode
nough
>>7808448
Pleb that is bull
>>7808445
lol, idk
I doubt it
>>7808446
I used a name for a year, publicly and personal then changed it to something else.
I'm staying with this one though.
>>7808448
you look like a girl though <3
>tfw physio says I've got a dowager's hump because of hypotonia and it's probably going to get worse
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
also I just spent about 5 hours barely moving hazed out on codeine, pretty amazing
slightly worried about earlier today when I literally couldn't feel my legs for several hours though, muscles worked fine but I was totally numb not even pins-and-needles numb, and couldn't feel any sense of direction or up/down either
I'd better not have MS or I'm going to punch god in the windpipe when I meet him
>>7808432
I just looked at a list of names from the year I was born and picked one I really liked, I totally knew it was the name I wanted when I found it :)
>>7808445
no
it was ABV weed and nutella
>>7808454
what was it before natalie
>>7808457
WHAT THE FUCK
>>7808463
yana
>>7808468
yana banana
>>7808447
you two are going to do all sorts of cute stuff together. I want pictures.
>>7808471
u rang?
>>7808199
Yes I am. There's no point in even trying to life anymore. Its just going to be constant suffering no matter what I do. I'll still just be a guy that wanted to be a girl so why even bother?
https://discord.gg/jDPEC7m
Join my discord, phaggits.
>>7808471
some friends still know me as that.
>>7808463
What happened to isla?
>>7808470
it was a news report about trump taking away the transgender bathroom policies or whatever
it ended up lastly like literally 30 seconds so i didn't get much of an opinion
when she heard the tag line she said "that i don't agree with" in response to hearing that obama had put rules in place to let trans people in the right bathroom
makes you wonder what she does agree with though..
>>7808480
Oh it turns out she was fine
She left a cryptic, suicidal sounding message but it turned out she was fine
>>7808472
m-maybe
eva is gonna be really really pretty in august but im not sure ill be passing by then
>>7808473
anne
anne hi
>>7808477
ok yana
>>7808485
It's almost like she does this every few months to gain attention or something :^)]
http://66.55.82.222:8002/stream
Got a guest this time. Tune in if you like
>>7808480
dunno i haven't heard from her in like two weeks
stuff my face today
starve myself tomorrow
>>7808489
hi im bored af ugh
>>7808486
how pretty?
>>7808485
i cant imagine anyone being surprised
>>7808503
really really really really really pretty!!
>>7808502
o sorry
i was drawin' until two seconds ago, now im eatin'
do you like my bird
>>7808507
I bet you will be licking her feet then.
https://youtu.be/E935Od_J4fw
>>7808511
wtf footanon why are you so insistent
>>7808509
you get gendered as a goil tho
>>7808509
You're my favorite poster pleb.
mtfg so i'm at 18 months mones now and my breasts are pathetic. my granny passed away recently and left me a little money so to honor her memory i'm going to get huge plastic tits. its what she would have wanted.
also do i pass friends uguu
>>7808526
How much money?
>>7808526
pretty shitty use of her money mate
>>7808516
she is your dom afterall. It would be very cute.
>>7808510
I didn't realize Emi was such a good artist!
>>7808493
im raving
>>7808532
im trying to get into college for animation!
Tamara a cute~
>>7808432
I just replaced the 'h' with an 'a'.
>>7808525
more of a sad song, than edgy.
i kinda like it though
>>7808540
Caristian?
>>7808533
Me 2 tbqh
i was in the mental ward of the hospital last night because i was threatening to kill myself
i hated it and wanted to leave but i couldnt till they did their bullshit procedures
would not recommend
don't try sudoku kids
>>7808543
guaranteed scumbag desu
>>7808546
Interesting but no; John -> Joan.
>>7808543
Dude
Invest the money or even just leave it in a bank to earn interest
>>7808510
nice birb nim
>>7808556
hi carol
Sup
>>7808550
hugg
>>7808568
are you just here to see if beanboy is?
I noticed you two flirting a lot...
>>7808568
Pus.
>>7808556
God damnit 8k doesn't generate enough interest to offset the rate of inflation.
>>7808571
im bored
what are you doing
Is chara bad?
>>7808556
or i could use it on transition stuff which is legit useful and a good investment. i want this and it'd take me a year to save for that, plus i've got expenditures (you try shipping 25 years worth of books over the Atlantic ocean), not everything is about accumulating money, its about happiness. numbers on a screen won't make me happy. i'm not gonna see the eight and the three zeroes and start cranking my hog. a big pair of double Ds will do it for me
>>7808432
i just knew what i wanted my name to be long before i started transition
>>7808571
What did she say? Where did she go? Gve me details!
>>7808577
votenay
>>7808577
what do you mean
Male to Female to CHAD bruh
gotta make GAINZ
leave humanity behind
>>7808566
i run a affiliate site that makes $200 dollars a month!
my goal is to make enough money to start ANOTHER site and just get the ball rolling, making more and more sites and then just eventually cash out
>>7808577
Chara is a sociopath and as a result doesn't have the best understanding of good or bad, so it's hard for her to be either.
>>7808570
I'm trying to bait him into my secret bdsm rape dungeon in the basement shut uppp
>>7808593
ruffle up olive hair
>>7808417
no this is you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YNSUTqEssg
>>7808566
>>7808602
why so surprised
>>7808593
s-sorry
forgive me
Got mommy milk?
>>7808602
wtf
>>7808612
no :(
>>7808614
just go get milk from eva.
>>7808602
lol, that filename
>>7808602
very cute
>>7808620
she's not a mommy yet either :(
>>7808572
idkkkkk thennnnnnnn i just feel like i should be ugly and unpassable and it makes no sense if that isn't true
>>7808603
the surprise of not hating myself yay. but srsly i shape my brows like that to cover up some scarring
>>7808623
that won't last for long.
>>7808627
yeah she'll be a mommy soon
and ill just stay a boy :(
>>7808624
wtf self-image issues
Today's my 6 month tranniversary! Some rando on the street today told me I look like a girl he used to know!
so how long in does it usually take to get to the puffy nips stage?
>>7808631
>4 months
>never gendered female once
killu me
>>7808634
I think maybe 3 months, give or take?
>>7808637
hugg joan
>>7808637
what if take 2 months?
should I be worried?
>>7808625
oh okay
>>7808636
Niggas whoms't don't go 3 years without being gendered female get the fug out
>>7808646
is this yume
>>7808636
lol
Why do trannies go after niggers all so often, even more so than white women? What's wrong with all of you?
>>7808629
so is she going to be your mommy? ;)
>>7808650
don't bulli my buddi
>>7808649
no this is patrick
the resident shitposter
>>7808644
No, I don't think so?
>>7808650
don't laugh at me chara :(
>>7808636
4 months is nothing
another six and you'll have to buy an amerigun to ward off the chasers
>>7808646
;-;
>>7808661
oh, ok thanks
sorry, I get worried
>>7808663
ya think so
>>7808645
i tripped over my own huge size seven man feet in heels while carrying a friend on my linebacker shoulders and ate concrete
>>7808653
because we know they're strong enough to protect us against fat, smelly white chaser cucks who are only interested in us as a fetish
Wtf did i just watch
>>7808668
ye
10 months is around the time when dudes started treating me weirdly nicely
>>7808653
they're hot
I tried my best to follow richard spencer but I wasn't strong enough :(
>>7808653
i wouldn't date a black person tbf
is that racist
>>7808657
im not
>>7808662
I thought you were joking, why would anyone expect to pass at 4 months, if you didn't pass before hand.
>>7808630
mine aren't that bad
>>7808677
b-but airplane shoulders
>>7808680
wtf i dunno chara
i dun like waiting so long
>>7808684
You may never pass, as well.
Patience little one
>>7808663
4 months is as useless as 4 years unless you think a small amount of fat allocation and miniscule tits will have even the slightest effect on passability
is chara nazbol
>>7808680
i passed at 4 months desu... well looking back i looked like a femboy with boobs because my hair was still short, but i was full time and gendered female so idk
People with kids shouldn't be allowed to watch shows were young people exceed.
>tfw 8-13 year olds on master chef
>tfw you are a 21 year old neet
Someone give me the Quick Rundown on chara
>>7808673
just read the manga. it's shit tier though either way tbqh.
>>7808672
>we
speak for yourself
>>7808690
I just look like a guy with a slightly feminine face and frizzy hair
>>7808700
It was so well animated and the story was so fucking dumb, i don't even know why i bother to try and watch jap shit
>>7808695
>cute face
real hugbox hours
>y not
not attracted to them
>>7808714
well are you
>>7808703
Because that is what you are
lol, these tunes
>>7808716
No, i don't have an interest in any politics.
>>7808710
sweet eva feet.
>>7808718
yeah ik :/
>>7808719
lewd song
>>7808697
she's funny
>>7808687
>minuscule tits
???
I'm almost a c-cup at a year and four months and I've heard they don't stop growing for at least five years (obv the growth won't be nearly as much after the first two years but still)
nim is p young so she'll probably also experience a bit of hip growth.
Passing might be down to genetics and age but once you've got both of those things in your favor (like nim does), you're good to go.
>>7808724
anon pls
>>7808719
I want to raid my friend's collection
>>7808602
Post coq
>>7808729
not until you admit it.
>>7808726
lol
>>7808725
Unless you're really ugly surgery will fix any other issues. Just save up money soon as you can or find a rich guy to leech from.
don't want no short dicked man
>>7808730
this part really speaks to me
>>7808718
Wrong!
>>7808728
do we even know what Nim looks like
>>7808736
>unless you're really ugly
double rip
i don't wanna bang some old dude just for ffs money :(
>>7808732
i won't because i don't >:(
>>7808745
I have some pics but I promised to delete, nim would be mad if I posted them
>>7808697
here you go
>>7808748
disappointing.
>>7808636
I started getting gendered female more consistently once I got a decent voice down. Keep trying and work hard!
>>7808740
Me 2
I wish more of my music were penis themed
>>7808758
Milo goes to yapan
>>7808761
we should make a penis playlist
no pun intended
>>7808745
yeah, we've spoken on discord.
She's super cute, looks like pic related
>>7808466
newsflash dude, I'm 22 and my body is falling apart decades early due to brain damage incurred at birth
>>7808602
you'd look better with natural brows desu
>>7808636
try the same at 17 months ;-;
in other news, CODEINE FUCKING ROCKS
THINGS ARE REALLY BAD BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I FEEL FLOATY AND HAZY LIKE THERE'S BUBBLES IN MY VEINS aND ALSO IF EEL SLIGHTLY SICK
>>7808745
yup
has potential
but looks like a guy obviously because of the time
>>7808602
Moon man?
>>7808766
is that Amy Winehouse
>>7808767
you have a literal troll hump
robin im starting to believe youre a cosmic horror
When will manson transition? I want hon rock to be a thing
>>7808785
>I want hon rock to be a thing
literally glam rock
>>7808785
he already did
I bet in private he wears the girliest shit
>>7808782
you do realise that pic wasn't of me though right?
and yeah less cosmic horror more cosmic joke, there's a reason I whine so much and take drugs dude
>>7808803
post hump
STOP! you violated the NAP, pay me a fine or serve your sentence
>>7808122
Hello i am 100% hetero dude
Why are you trans """people""" so obsessed with provocatively feminine attire and stuff when regular women don't ?
>>7808812
they're naive and don't understand women's clothing lol
they grow out of it though
>>7808812
Idk I do it because I'm a straight male fetishist
>>7808800
>tfw you will never be megamilk like ash
why even live
yeah kinda excited for the weekend
we're going to get ice-cream on saturday and on sunday there's a japanese summer festival in the city so I'm gonna get a bunch of nice food from there and then I'll come home and make more nice food
we've got an olive tree in our backyard that'll be ready to pick clean soon so I'll have lots of fun brining the olives and making nice cocktails and dips
>>7808474
come in my arms you'll be safe from all the bad thoughts and the bad feelings bby
>>7808809
I can't really, the physio pointed it out to me that's the point, it's difficult enough for me to take normal selfies with my condition as it is let alone a side view of my neck
>>7808812
>i am 100% hetero dude
closet trann detected
>>7808812
why are cis ''''''people''''' so obsessed by trans people and what they do? theres billions of you disposable rabbit fucks and you still find time to sensationalise bullshit about trans when all the weirdest and worst people out there are cis.
Tfw everyone instantly knows ur trans now
>>7808811
i lol'd
>>7808827
did you get drunk and whip it out
>>7808811
LMAO, cops actually have to pay for their own bullets here.
Help pls.
What's the female form of fuckboi?
>>7808842
where did you get that pic of birdy
>>7808845
Fuckgurl?
>>7808845
Slut?
>>7808845
basic bitch?
idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>7808800
yeah p excited, gonna go hang out with my big sister
I want to come out but I'm scared
>>7808845
elanna
reminder that this is your futrure
>>7808858
look at how betrayed he looks
like he was just stabbed by brutus
>>7808860
et tu, honte?
>>7808849
that's just slut
>>7808850
slut can be seen as a good thing.
like, if I were really hot I'd be a super slut and I'd be so happy.
Like, I'd take out the trash in a shirt and panties. Or I'd cling to people just because. Or I would demand men to satisfy me.
>>7808853
ugh, I guess that could be in a certain context, but it's not really an insult. it's like normie.
>>7808856
solid answer.
but I can't use it to describe myself in twitter or okc.
>>7808858
the upper half is cool
I have a better face tho.
>>7808858
wrong
>>7808860
et tu, brute?
>>7808865
>Slut
But that's what a fuckboy is. A "man" who doesn't give a shit about relationships and is just in it for sex
>>7808858
>This is your future
More like this is my present.
>>7808872
but fuckboi also means that you don't know shit and you are pathetic.
slut can be as a possitve, as I explained in the next linked post.
Thanks to all that tuned in hope you liked
>>7808856
What's a fuckboi?
It's been a long week at school but I am finally all done with classes~
How is everyone? Excited for the weekend?:3
(Sorry lost my tripcode somehow)
>>7808858
>implying I have a future
>>7808874
You're pathetic to women but a hero amongst bros.
I have eaten so much cake and pizza.
>>7808880
>(Sorry lost my tripcode somehow)
sure thing
thanks for those rare ashes the other day
>>7808880
gorgeous
>>7808880
hihi
i did some drawing today! im trying to get into animation school and im doing stuff for my portfolio ^^
>>7808880
;-; a doc discovered I have tumor on the back of my neck today. I'm getting it seen by a specialist tommorrow
>>7808874
>slut can be as a possitve
Unless you're a turbosjw, I don't think "slut" is ever positive.
>>7808891
It's ok I'm pathetic as a girl too
>>7808886
Awww I am so jealous! That sounds like fun! I have never been to a festival~
>>7808888
I haven't been here since Sat/Sun because of school, so mind filling me in?:D
>>7808892
Congrats Imouto! I am sure you will pass with flying colors! <3
>>7808893
Oh crud, I am so sorry. Hopefully it will be benign! *hugs*
>>7808880
BIG
>>7808893
>post cancer all day
>get a tumor
>>7808902
BANG?
>>7808904
lmaoo fucking SAVAGE
>>7808901
Ash hi
>>7808910
say it with me
>MA
>LIG
>NANT
MA
LIG
NANT
MALIGNANTS FOR SASS!!!
>>7808915
Hello Hello Carol!
>>7808905
if you adopted an infant could you breastfeed them even with your weird tranny milk?
When i see people like ash it makes me think why the fuck am i even attempting to transition
>>7808906
is chris-chan even still alive
last i heard of that horror was some abscess in the groin area that they claimed was a vagina and this was months ago
i hate this stupid website why do i know these things
>>7808922
Senpai noticed me :3
>>7808923
That's a good question...can male/intersex breasts lactate?
>>7808924
Because you are a GIRL!
>>7808926
What a cute pup! *headpats* How are you doing?:3
>>7808923
do you want my weird tranny milk?
>>7808936
dont they?
ive heard people here say they do
do you think that would be good enough for a child
>>7808901
i certainly hope so
i gotta do 5 more by the 28th and they take 6 hours each!
>>7808936
I keep trying to copy the pupper in this pic but my tongue won't do it ;w;
>>7808925
thats her beautiful new vagina that was grown through listening to binaural beats
hormones are magic <3
>>7808935
>but you pass already
As a mosquito tit librarian
>>7808937
Is that what comes out of a girl tinkler?
>>7808925
i'm just as surprised as you that his self-inflicted vagina didn't give him septicemia, but he's still alive and kicking
barb is about one strong gust of wind away from the grave though
>>7808939
I am not sure, biology isn't my strongest subject haha. But maybe? YOU NEVER KNOW!
>>7808941
Lots of caffeine and focus! You got it!^^
I missed my math class Wed so I know that feel of having a lot to do/catch up >w<
I want to breastfeed drake
>>7808916
I'm sure the doctors where she lives will take great care of her
>>7808952
nice well
im 2 months old btw
adopt me
gimme gimme
>>7808942
Hrmm I can't go it either! I can to the taco though haha!
>>7808952
here's today's work
working on a flower right now :)
>>7808959
Ain't you a bit...big to be adopted?
>>7808950
I think that's ladylube
>>7808961
Puppers are magic
>>7808967
I AM 2 MONTHS OLD
ADOPT ME ALREADY
GIMME FUCKING GIMME
>>7808968
ladylube coming out of your ladytube
>>7808965
Aww that's cute! You have a talent!
>>7808969
Now if Boots would just play nice with mine ;w;
>>7808972
is that a song you sing during sex?
>>7808923
>>7808959
>>7808971
why are you like this
>>7808973
;w;
>>7808971
Okay okay just relax...child.
>>7808974
it's not a song if you're screaming it
>>7808975
really bored
>>7808955
>>7808971
can I give you my milk pls?
>>7808948
>>7808951
>>7808971
>I AM 2 MONTHS OLD
ENJOY YOUR BAN, YOU PRECOCIOUS SHIT
>>7808976
My pups
I want drake to soothe my sore nipples
>>7808983
I am sure you will be okay, mine turned out to be benign so I am sure you will be fine!
>>7808989
good bubbies
>>7808989
Cute :3
>>7808993
And the kitties~
>>7808983
you want two brain cancers?
>>7808981
is it whole fat or half
i dont want a stomach
>>7808978
i feel so accomplished
are you gonna take me to school and teach me how to act like an adult?
you better join my schools PTA too
Is there a character that is a dork and a slut?
Fujoshis don't count.
>>7808979
I imagined that as something you say from the start, like, as soon as you touch. Obviously you scream it during climax tho.
goodnight cuties
>>7808989
hey ash, those are some nice puppies, but i think i speak for everyone here when i say that we'd rather see your sweater puppies
>>7808996
^3^
>>7809001
semi skimmed
>>7808992
Thanks Ash. You're so nice, I hope your life will be filled with blessings and love.
>>7809007
they look so angry about your wardrobe decisions for them
>>7809007
Dawww
>>7809002
>Is there a character that is a dork and a slut?
the only one that comes to mind is elanna from M.T.F.G: The Original Series.
>>7809007
hey ash, can you tell me more about the political ideology of that cat on the left?
>>7809001
Yes drake two brain cancers, one for.me and one for you.
>>7809009
mom?
>>7809025
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>7809028
yes the fuck i would
baby needs his milkies
and baby doesnt wanna go to school
youre gonna let me stay home and we're gonna watch animal planet all day
hi
>>7809016
I realized there's also sort of Velma in the 2012 show, she's hot and she's all over shaggy in a very agressive way.
Still, I feel this is a neich that should be filled. Unpopular and easy.
>>7809032
Sounds more like a husband to me than a baby!
>>7809001
How can and be your mom if she's a virgin with a hymen?
>>7809003
sweet dreams little cute girl
>>7809047
honestly i felt like the closest way to get to your breasts was the child-route
but we can go any route youd like honestly
>>7809048
quit breaking my IMMMMERSSIIIOOOOON!!!!!!!!!
>>7809047
That was a better animu than I expected
But obviously I didn't really mesh with the big breasted one...
>/mtfg/ leaves the house
>>7809063
we can tuck tho!
>>7809063
>leaving the house
>>7809053
You could deflower her and be her spouse
>>7809053
What am I a milk farm?! >w<
>>7809059
I am cosplaying as Hotaru soon! :D
>>7809072
Stop offering out my purity!
>>7809059
>But obviously I didn't really mesh with the big breasted one...
it's okay, she was worst girl anyway - the triss of dagashi kashi
>>7809074
well, if you need a Saya I can pull off the lack of breasts.
I really liked that she wasn't tsundere at all, just sort of out of the loop but never felt threatened or anything.
>>7809084
Hotaru was fun.
But, like, I can't connect with those things.
>>7809074
are you being milk farm phobic?
i didnt know my new mom was a bigot
what if you raise me wrong?
>>7809088
Aww yes that would be fun!:D
>>7809088
>But, like, I can't connect with those things.
it's okay, that's why god invented padded bras
the cuter a girl is, the less her boob size matters anyway
>>7809093
Yo drake how tall are you? And are you white?
>>7809105
he's 5'6" and mexican
>>7809104
but ash is cute and has big boobs wat do
>>7809105
6'1
maybe 6'2 now
been months since i measured and i feel taller
ye im white
anyone know of any good trans youtubers who are pretty but not TOO pretty?
some just kinda kill me to watch knowing that I didn't have to look like a man
>>7809093
You confuse me~
>>7809104
But I super love Darkness, her fetishes go beyond her looks.
>>7809114
and cute
>>7809113
That's why she's irl anime girl.
>>7809113
if boy, fuck her
if girl, take your trip off to say mean things about her
>>7809125
i am not
dont flatter me or youll scare me away
>>7809122
just keep typing tildes so i can feel like we're getting somewhere
put two in your post next time
>>7809134
pretty solid answer if we're sincere here,
i wish i could un-sad them, mtfg
this is the worst
>about to come out
>wosses out and asks to go to a therapist
Hey being a woss has positive effects sometimes
>>7809144
grace you mean?
>>7809144
who are them?
>>7809063
This literally makes me cringe so fucking hard.
So fucking awfullllllll
>>7809139
but you're nice and cute
>>7809151
Transphobes pls leave
>>7809156
did grace dump you already?
>>7809104
>>7809123
Wow I just looked her up and remembered my friend said I should cosplay her lmao and I was like who? haha
>>7809063
sounds about right
>>7809161
????????? huh
you seem to be misinformed buckaroo
i'm not grace's gf lmao
>>7809139
Well I need to go rinse off!
I will be back soon~
>>7809162
she's a tanker who enjoys masochism.
Like, it's a match made in heaven.
Goddamn, literally best posible tank
>>7809125
>thinking effeminate skinnyfat boys are cut
>>7809166
so you were just a hit and quit then?
tell me the truth pls
>>7809157
youre probably cuter
youre one of those anons with a golden heart
>>7809168
make sure to take pics
enjoy the shower
>>7809183
no?
what
tf are you on about?
so at my work they put up a sign in the bathroom that said to leave the seat up, but they only put it there after i kept using it. recently they took it down and ive been asking people in the restaurant if theres any explanation as to why it was there in the first place and i accused them that they were attempting to embarrass me. they denied even knowing about it, but i know in the morning there will be workers there that will attest to it being there. they outed me to every new worker theyve had in the past 6 months or so after i've told them all to address me as female.
im gonna confront the other manager to her face and tell him in greek that i understand when hes talking about me. also plan to expose their gay friend (poor dude caught in all this), and i have evidence from an underaged server that proves the other greek manager is a pedophile.
gotta fight fire with fire, i guess.
do you think trannies go to heaven?
>>7809192
we get to be cis girls in heaven c:
>>7809028
:o
looks good for her age!
>>7809183
>still mad that no transgirk wants a relationship with him.
pathetic
good thing you have your alt-right to keep you warm at night.
>>7809206
She wasn't in a relationship with Grace, ever, I don't think.
>>7809208
>tfw no transgirk gf
>>7809192
I don't believe such a thing exists, but if it did the ideal would be yes we would get in but we wouldn't be trans, we be normal girls that look perfectly how we want.
>>7809196
now tell me you love me
>>7809192
sheen tell me about bane
why does he wear the mask?
>>7809215
>tfw transgirl in Australia has a better chance at having a relationship with Grace than the skinny fagboy who masturbates on a daily basis to her.
XD
>>7809216
it will be a win for trannies everywhere. hopefully somewhere in this i can sue the shit out of them for discrinimation
>>7809222
lol, gay
>>7809225
BANE?
>>7809240
Nobody cared who I was til I put on the dress
>>7809227
somethings made this anon very angry
>>7809237
SAY IT
>>7809240
the masketta man
>>7809230
Be sure to document with pictures and recordings.
I'm not saying don't do it, just be smart.
>>7809222
Ooh...
>>7809245
love you
faggot
>>7809254
AGAIN
>>7809252
yeah i searched my phone for selfies with the note in it but didn't seem to have any..which sucks..but idk..i mean i'm sure theres no shortage of people there that will admit that theyre mistreating me for being trans.
>>7809259
love you homo
memes
my dog is getting grey hairs lads
do you think i should try to pick up an occult book or something like that?
to try to extend her life?
>>7809202
>>7809216
>>7809219
hope so
>>7809206
do we get to learn how to go ultimate?
>>7809225
well its because he was beaten up really bad in prison while protecting a little girl who was born in the prison
the mask somehow converts his inhalation of oxygen into kinetic energy and that powers the systems of the mask which somehow generates and aerosolizes a powerful painkiller which Bane cannot live without
btw this was built by a doctor in a cave from a box of scraps
>>7809192
absolutely not
>>7809272
get a vial of her blood and freeze it so you can clone her
>>7809272
give her a human heart, the younger the heart, the longer she'll live
>>7809264
people don't like us beep. get evidence and then fuck them over. But do it quick because Trump is literally throwing trannies to the curb
>>7809278
except it wont be her
it will just be someone genetically identical
even with a copy of her consciousness it wont be her
it will just be a copy and she will be long dead
>>7809287
you can really clone pets
>>7809160
>transphobe
Uhh yeah idk about that one...
If you're gonna be on major news and represent a cause for trans women, maybe don't let your dick flop around in a skirt.
>>7809284
no duh, it's just close enough
>>7809292
everyones seen that china thing im pretty sure
id have to like rob a bank to afford it
and even then it wouldnt be her consciousness
>>7809264
Welcome to the club.
Move to a state with tranny rights.
It's your only hope .
I did
>>7809295
>if i take it off, w-would he die?
it would just be extremely painful
>>7809298
the closest thing you can get currently
How to unsad
>>7809295
anne hru buddu
>>7809287
>chalk candles and blood
my dude, you're not trying to have sex with c'thulu are you?
cause you'll get hurt
alot
>>7809305
witchcraft sounds like a far better option
i found a witchcraft genre on amazon
im gonna buy a book
>>7809306
pls if you find out let me know
someone really needs this info
>>7809187
Beep that's so sad to read. What the fuckkkkk
Why are those people such shit!
>>7809206
>>7809287
get her on HRT and finastride asap
>>7809300
>she's a lovely girl though
Very!
>>7809312
but it's against allah
>>7809310
no im just trying to make my Peanut live as long as me
i wont be too corrupted if i just only use one spell right?
wont go insane?
>>7809306
let me know if you find out, please.
>>7809314
Working with other people for a living does this...
>>7809313
Unsobering has historically worked but doesn't anymore
Rip
>>7809324
Lol, you're gonna let bad shit into your house.
Have fun with your dead dog and pissed off entity
>>7809326
Good to know... I've worked alone for 5 years.
>>7809314
greeks
>>7809324
aww peanut!
too cute
I want a ginger at called peanutbutter
pls make peanut live forever
>>7809334
it's the best honestly
small teams are ok too
>>7809333
one spell would get me a poltergeist?
that seems overpowered
>>7809334
Not that you would ever need to.
But yeah.
Trannies trying to lead normie lives mid transition end up with legit PTSD .
You're less threatening and trustworthy than a cis girl on the social hierarchy.
Only a chaser boss can help you.
Otherwise, moving to where legal protections exist is the only recourse to take
>>7809344
Don't dabble in shit you're unaware of bb.
Bad things come of it.
>>7809336
oh cool
im just sitting in my room with petroleum jelly on my lips wondering how i got this point in my life
>>7809338
yeah i think im gonna research the most legit book and buy it
might as well
i dont mind cutting myself once
and i have a pretty good willpower so i wont go insane
Mommy?
>>7809345
Dang, that sounds pretty miserable. What do you mean less threatening and trustworthy than cis girl?
>chaser boss
Idk why that sounds kinda fun...
>>7809336
>he's an awfully big guy tho...
indeed, for you.
tell me about lord humungous tho
why does he wear the mask?
>>7809349
if you never dabbled in shit you werent aware of you wouldve never started anal play
>>7809351
yeah sounds good, hopefully peanut can live a long and happy life
>>7809355
uwyu
carol
>>7809324
your dog is going to die and it will hurt like hell, especially when you get the call from your parents and you're hungover from a college party.
But this is the natural process of life. You're dog has given so much to you, just try to make it's last months on this earth nice.
take it out for a walk, play with it's favorite toys. scratch it's ears and tummy. Give it treats.
forcing things beyond their natural life is selfish and will hurt the dog more.
You'll never be the same after this. That's their final gift to you. You'll learn so much about life with that last experience.
good luck
>>7809362
heh, this!
>>7809364
cuz lip balm by itself wasn't working
i want soft lips!
>>7809356
As in, men see women as less credible and less threatening than other men.
You're lesser than the CIs woman.
You're less than human among groups of men.
>chaser boss
Mine asked me if I was married my first day b/c of my ring... Tells me I'm pretty some days, etc.
.....keeps the other guys in line.
Also, I live in a state with legal protections.
>>7809374
how are you doing uwu
>>7809364
>he is a vry shy man
oh so thats what he wanted them to walk away from the guzzolene
>>7809368
you think ive never had people die on me?
sheesh
>>7809363
she's has a wonderful life
every other animal ive had has been a rescue and ended up with problems for the most part
but i had peanut since she looked like a little peanut
so she grew up really sweet, polite, and intelligent
would be totally worth risking some wicca for 10 more years with her wouldnt it?
>>7809345
>tfw you probably got PTSD and never had it treated
>>7809384
you went full time so early :(
>>7809362
Tbh, I put my finger in my butt out of curiosity long before I was of age to masturbate.
Moreover, my uncles old playboys with the first published trannies didn't help.
I was tucking before I knew why it felt nice.
Idk
>>7809381
I'm oki
I found some candy in the back of my bag so I'm eating it
>>7809384
I mean, you're kinda too deep for there to be any triggers tho?
Like, ppl looking at you isn't b/c they might see a shim homunculus
>>7809383
I just want them all to be happy forever
animals are too good for humanity
>>7809383
do you want to talk about it?
>>7809376
Is it really like that? I find that so hard to believe. Maybe it's cause you are in a macho-esque kind of craft and career? Or maybe I'm just naive, idk.
I've barely experienced transphobia and stuff like that. I feel like I have more respect after transitioning because people see it as an obstacle I've overcome/overcoming.
I mean I know it's bad, but really to that degree? :O that makes me aaaaaahhhhhhh
>>7809390
playboys made you gay huh
4chan is what did it to me
too many trap threads posted on /v/ and old /b/
>>7809345
Will I get PTSD when I go fulltime?
>>7809400
>just walk away
he's a reasonable man
such a great movie
>>7809400
yaya
they were all chapped and gross before, gotta change that!
someone has suggested to me twice that they think I might have ptsd
>>7809386
Yeah, and looking back it probably really fucked me up good.
>>7809402
I mean I immediately assume someone is clocking me if they say something about me
>>7809404
boy is that the truth
animal abuse triggers me so much
like a fat girl seeing a salad on her tumblr
>>7809412
Depends on your face, skin, hair, voice, body.
Took me 6 months of therapy to finally go grocery shopping alone again
>>7809425
i went for twinks first not trannies
still like twinks more honestly
>>7809426
:(
at least you're in a better place now! :3
>>7809418
i wanna watch the first one again. i havent seent it in a while
>>7809419
protip: get nude and cover your body in petroleum jelly, then tell your neighbor that if they can catch you that you'll stop burning the words "same couch, different upholstery" into their back yard with gasoline every night.
you'll be real slippery cos of the jelly and have a great story to tell to future generations.
>>7809393
>eating old candy
uwu
what kind
>>7809431
did elanna die
>>7809425
vancouver sounds nice.
maybe if I don't have cancer, lol.
bleh I don't want this day to end.
>>7809426
You're the least tranny out of everyone on mtfg ever.
Like
Normie to the extreme.
If you didn't have a history here, everyone would assume you're a boring cis girl with a boring life.
Idgi
And,
If you interact with ppl all fucking day
Cmon now.
>I spazz out when guys stare at me, rage full of being clocked anxiety
>men's gawking at an obvious tranny is the same as their gawking at a pretty girl... Always deer in headlights
>>7809436
yeah that's why she's an angel ^^
>>7809430
I didn't 'go for'
I wanted to be one.
The girls had penises like me
>>7809435
Werthers originals
>>7809428
>Depends on your face, skin, hair, voice, body.
I guess I'm screwed then. :\
>Took me 6 months of therapy to finally go grocery shopping alone again
:c
hugg
>>7809433
wtf how did you know i was gonna ask you about that
>>7809440
i'm just going to use sunglasses and avoid talking to peop
>>7809439
Let me operate.
I will fix.
Vodka anesthetic
>>7809431
Yeah there's really no comparison
>>7809440
I get by but I am an absolute clusterfuck of barely hidden insecurities and anxieties. And yes, I assume that everyone knows that I am a tranny.
>>7809433
>i wanna watch the first one again. i havent seent it in a while
the first one is awesome as it is subtle in introducing us to the fact that the world has basically ended and the fact that the society thats left is some arse end of Australia, and its beginning to fray around the edges
>>7809452
LMAO. thanks Valq. u always cheer me up.
I'm going to go to sleep now, my eyes are tired from crying.
>>7809425
>get a 9-5
I may soon teaching at a university but even then I don't think it'd be the same.
>>7809481
exciting!
>>7809468
interesting tradition
I think my bf tore my colon
>>7809468
>yeah and cool car stuff!
right?!
I also like how in subsequent movies, its like this tale is being spun and locations and events are mixed between stories... as though we are witnessing a retelling long in the future once society has reassembled
>>7809489
RIP
Spicy cheese popcorn? y/y?
>>7809498
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>>7809498
Yes!
>>7809493
It hurts ;_;
I wish i had a vag so i could have sex like a real girl
>>7809487
yeah and then we eat weird cakes with babies in them
>>7809491
when does the next one come out i want it
>>7809466
>In that case, wait until boymode fails and don't believe IRL hugboxxers
But I thought most girls can't fully pass until after they go fulltime?
Is boymode fail something that could actually happen to someone who started hrt in her 20's?
>>7809498
>spicy popcorn
Do trans feelings really get worse as you age?
I think I could repress my whole life if it doesn't get worse than this
And it hasnt gotten any worse so far, I'm no more dysphoric at 24 than at 16
I fell asleep in the shower again ._.'
>>7809511
wait till you hit 30 and you get the barrel chest and wrinkles
>tfw very visible adam's apple
Even if i end up passing flawlessly it'll instantly clock me..
>>7809513
you fall asleep doing stuff a lot lol
is being bad at video games trutrans?
>>7809515
Start saving up for a trach shave.
>>7809519
i hope so
How do you cure loneliness when you can't make friends
>>7809511
>Do trans feelings really get worse as you age?
generally yeah, because you start ageing and turn into an old dude, and that only makes the dysphoria worse
ban test
>>7809530
I'll be your friend
>>7809535
how do you not fall over!?!?
Tfw the dysphoria hits you outta nowhere.
lauren hugg
>>7809504
>when does the next one come out i want it
apparently its in pre-production which means they've probably got a script together and they're planning all the logistics and props and stuff
so possibly 2019
>>7809519
unfortunately, yes
>>7809545
I sit on the floor to relax and usually end up laying on my side with my knees to my chest haha. It is just so nice and then before I know it I'm off zzzzzzzz
I would take baths but my mom never let me since she said they cause uti's :c
>>7809558
that's the problem!
you'd probably drown if you were allowed to take baths lol
>>7809558
>baths uti
Right right because your actually a girl. :/
>>7809535
>I got to use my new body wash though!
What kind of body wash? I want to try some new stuff but i still have so much from Christmas to go through.
>>7809558
I want a bathtub. All I have is a tiny shower stall that I bump my elbows in ;_;
>>7809544
So cuuuute
>>7809547
*hugs*
>>7809557
thank god
>>7809565
do you wish you could get tract infections also like a regular girl
working 40 hours sucks dick but since I can't go higher than that without higher up approval I'm probably going home early tomorrow
woo.
\
>>7809572
what do you do grace?
>>7809570
Fuck yes I do. And menstrual cramps. And pms.
>tfw no vfs, ffs, srs so i can be a complete person
Why live if these surgeries are so out of my reach?
>>7809579
there are several reasons you shouldnt live besides that one
>>7809506
Yes
>tfw no vfs, ffs, srs, wss, rfs, qrs, tuv, 123, abc, that's how easy love can be
>>7809572
I am le 20 hour wage slave
>>7809576
do you get pap smears?
>>7809587
What?
>>7809589
vagina cancer testing i think
>>7809583
>tfw no vss
>>7809575
fast food
>>7809584
get more hours nerd
>tfw four days until admissions close for my college
>still have five drawings to do
ive been unable to do more than one a day, help meeeeee Dx
>>7809589
For your vagina
>>7809579
>fvs
Stop being lazy and train your voice. Jesus Christ, Kayla.
>>7809579
at least ur balls are cut off
>>7809581
I really am probably going to kill myself soon, sucks how so many are allowed to live just because they had surgery handed to them on a silver platter
>>7809594
I can't even if I wanted to
>>7809582
Neato.
Hopefully boymode fail comes soon.
Is it bad that I actually don't like ash even though I know she is a cinnamon roll? Envy will never be able to describe how she makes me feel.
I wish I was a girl.
>>7809603
do you have a full working vagina like clit and hymen and cervix??
>>7809595
are you going to art school
>>7809603
literally perfect
>>7809615
im trying to get into school for animation
>>7809605
This is actually one of the most ridiculous and hyperbolic statements I've ever read.
>>7809603
gotta stay pure for jesus ^^
>>7809613
Yes...yes...and yes...can we stop talking about my genitals now please?
>>7809612
It's okay anon, I still like you. <3
>>7809605
you arent a very good person honestly
i dont think removing you from society would be all that bad for the world
>>7809594
>tfw no qt3.14atomy
>>7809616
Sex is gonna suck tho Dx
>>7809620
Exactly imouto!
>>7809605
this is very poor bait kayla
>drake is in the thread
>>7809621
how do you belong here at all? You actually have a vagina and you are ubiquitously accepted as female.
like is it even possible for you to experience dysphoria? you have a female body.
>>7809625
Why? Unless you mean it's gonna succ.
>tfw impending fear of not meeting your admissions deadline and disappointing eva
im doing it more for her than me, i have like no motivation when it comes to fulfilling my goals but i don't wanna make her sad
>>7809628
trip on drake
>>7809623
savage truths from drake
>>7809519
>all the trans speedrunners
nope
>>7809519
trutrans is making the games instead of playing them
>>7809632
but I'm not tho
>>7809629
she's still trans you fag leave her alone
>>7809625
become a nun to get away from all those smelly boys ^>^
>>7809631
alright nim here's what you wanna do, get yourself banned from 4chan!
that's one less distraction!
>>7809629
XXY chromosomes, and I can't have children, plus I had surgery to remove a testicle inside me when I was younger. Oh and I am on hrt patches~
And what makes me dysphoric? People always asking me why I still haven't started a family yet ;;
>>7809624
tomy = cut
that'd be cutting off the qt3.14
>>7809626
How is it bait? All the people with surgery had rich family members pay for it.
>>7809646
Are you legitimately retarded or are you pretending to be this stupid and bitter?
>>7809638
how is she trans
she is basically guaranteed hrt because the world sees her as female where as we are lucky to get hrt because the world sees us as men
she doesnt experience transphobia
she has a vagina
her parents accept her as female
>>7809650
did kayla get a 4chan pass or something?
>>7809650
Sounds like someone is jelly.
>>7809643
no sad :(
>>7809647
I am in heat
must flirt with drakey
>>7809650
>attacking a cinnamon
honestly ill see you on the day of the rope my dude
ill be the first outside your door
>>7809650
she's intersex transgender and her mom still had to fight for her to be able to get hrt
she does experience transphobia I have heard her tell stories before in tinychat
>>7809629
if cis males are welcome here, then why isn't ash?
New thread
>>7809660
reality is waiting even if this place is nice for the delicate posters
sell me on cinnamon roll daddy
>>7809542
ban test
faggot
love you