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Explain yourself, then your dream guy. >29 >6'2"

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Explain yourself, then your dream guy.

>29
>6'2"
>White/black hair
>Dominant

My ideal:
>Effeminate without being a flamer
>Blond
>Little spoon
>Shorter than me
>Romantic for LTR
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>18
>5'2
>blonde long hair
>sub as fuck

gimme
>whatever not too old
>tall
>dommy as fuck
>fit ofc
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>28
>5'10
>Brown hair
>Balding
>Overweight
>Neckbeard
>No personality
>Scared of physical intimacy

My Ideal:
>Literally anyone
or
>Someone to shoot me in the head
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>27
>5'2"
>Brown hair
>Mostly sub
>Tiny Latino

Ideal:
>Taller than me (easy requirement desu), makes me feel safe in his arms. Warm.
>Blonde (really any hair colour but black is fine)
>Bright eyes
>Bit of kink but gentle
>Down for marriage/long term commitment
>Funny
>Honest

BRANDON I MISS YOU.
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>>7799532
So...29 is too old I'm guessing?
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>>7799570
hell no

this teach i had before i finished highschool now was like 30's or something and OMG HOT
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>>7799575
Well then, princess, you got Skype? Show me a picture.
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>>7799603
I'll be ur princess lol
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>22
>5'7"
>Black

My ideal:
>tall
>nice
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>25
>6"
>Black hair
>Still retaining twink gens
>Submissive
>Affectionate

My ideal:
>Around the same age
>Preferably somewhat athletic, or at least aiming to get fit
>Preferably taller
>Energetic, dominant yet caring and loving
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Me
>21
>bear
>chubby but losing weight
>wavy brown hair, green eyes
>smol dick

Partner
>body-hairless
>into feminization/crossdressing
>smoller dick than me
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> 21
> 5'3"
> 105 pounds
> sub
> Pale white
> long black curly hair

Ideal:
> taller than me
> not fat
> laidback
> will make music with me
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>>7799517
>21
>5`7"(skinny)
>blonde/brown( stripy[wierd])
>sub

Gimme
>manly,kind, funny and maybe muscular
>whatever
>the big spoon, i guess
>taller than me
>the same as op
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>18
>5'9"
>on hrt
>120lbs
>Pale skin

Ideal:
>Bigger/taller than me
>Older than me
>Gentle
>Appreciates artistic talent
>Doesn't party/do drugs
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Me:
>5'10
>135 lbs
>Blue eyes brown hair
>MTF tranny that is "cute but doesn't pass as female" according to passgen
>Submissive, but asexual or afraid of sex I can't tell, I let the partner take the lead in cuddling most often though

Ideal:
>5'10 or above
>Anywhere from skinny to chubby, but NOT fat
>Blue eyes, whatever hair color
>Cis guy
>Huge romantic that loves cheesy and cute stuff like cuddling
>Not a sexual person. Either doesn't want it, or does very rarely like once every few weeks.
>Doesn't smoke
>Plays some similar vidya games
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>>7799517
>Average height
>Pretty fat but not that bad (not someone you'd look at and think "fat" but definitely fat enough to put off romantic partners
>Again, pretty ugly, face isn't too bad, feminine which is good but elf ears ruin any hope of being conventionally attractive
>Switch, idk really I'm a virgin so I haven't had a chance to see if I'm dom or sub

My ideal
>Femboy but not sissy or faggot
>Blond or brown hair
>Skinny
>Same height as me
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>>7799517

>28
>6'
>170
>White, shaved head
>Leather dom

Him:
>Chubby gamer
>Spends his days cleaning between rounds of League and Overwatch
>Cooks good food
>Takes off my boots for me when I get home and is constantly thanking me for my support
>Lets me fall asleep curled up against his chubby body while he plays handhelds in bed
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27
white male
sub

ideal:
the rock
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Me:
>18
>6'2'' (really skinny)
>Fit, as in can run 10 miles but not buff.
>Has acne.

My ideal:
>Shorter than me.
>Likes me.
>Not fat. Chubby is fine.
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Me:
>20
>5'9''
>A little fat
>Whatever the fu** Chris Evans wants

Ideal
>Chris God Evans (beardless)
>Nice, firm, educated and respectful
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>25
>5'10''
>reddish brown hair
>skinnyfat
>aspie
>uggo
>depression
>homestuck neet
>toy/game collecting nerd
aren't I just great

My Ideal:
>same/similar interests
>shorter than me
>slightly effeminate
>more of a bottom
>more outgoing than me (not difficult)
>would prefer someone who also doesn't drink or smoke
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>>7799517
>21
>6'1
>88 kg
>Fit
>dominant as fuck
>black hair
>brown

My ideal:
>sub
>feminine
>shorter
>lighter than me

dont care about anything else desu.
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- 18
- 4'11
- cute girl (boy)
- subby, bratty and masochist

Bf:
- incredibly tall
- dom sadist
- older than 25 and max 40
- intimidating stare
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>20
>5'9
>dominant
>flowing wavy red hair
>well endowed
>skinny

Ideal:
>around my age and height
>cute
>submissive and feminine
>skinny
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>>7799517
>5'3
>skinny and in shape
>short red hair
>ftm
>kind of effeminate

Ideal
>someone taller than me (not a lot to ask for)
>someone more dominant than me (im pretty much a switch)
>someone nerdy but not afraid of the outdoors
>someone who loves camping/backpacking
>someone whos not afraid of my cunt
>ideally bigger and fitter than I am
>>
Sooo... Are we going to hook up now or something?
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>23
>5'11"
>long blonde hair (past shoulders)
>sub
>feminine enough to get mistaken for a female despite never wearing make up or girl clothes
>meek

My Ideal:
>masculine
>taller than me
>24-30
>dark features
>falls in love with me
>Dominant

I would have said "Hey OP, over here", but I can't compete with someone younger and shorter >>7799532
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>>7802361
Yes let's :3
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Not into guys so describing ideal girl

Me:
>18
>5'4 FTM
>Curly hair that looks black but is dark brown
>Brown eyes
>Tan skin
>Gentle dom
>Plays vidya a lot
>Gets anxious easily
>Jewish

Partner:
>No one younger than 17 or older than 27
>Preferably MTF but can date cis girls
>Is into vidya
>Likes being a subby housewife
>Preferably white
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>>7799517
Me:
> 6'2"
> 30
> Long brown/blonde hair
> Skinny/athletic
> Can do things

Them:
> Shorter
> Feminine and cute
> Likes to cuddle
> >21
> Non-lazy, and reminds me to eat.
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>>7802111
tfw i have all of this except im 21
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me:
>30
> 5'10"
> could be in better shape, but likes eating and computers too much
> self-centered hedonist, will try anything once
> issues with control and commitment, but not in a mean way
> just trying to figure out how to be the best version of myself that I can be most of the time

them:
> my age, +/- 10yrs or so
> a little shorter than me
> asian is good
> nice uncut cock
> enjoys physical intimacy (read: snugglefuckery)
> mutual respect, opportunity to learn from and each each other
> chooses me because they want me, not settles for me because they need someone
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>23
>6ft 2
>coffee coloured negro
>nearly muscular
>dom/sub top

>nearby age
>shorter
>Whatever, maybe long hair
>twinky/skinny
>bottom sub
>loves to kiss and cuddle and hold hands and sing to 80's dance songs with me
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>all these prison bi people who cant get a real girlfriend looking for femboys
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>>7799541
>Someone to shoot me in the head

Would you up for a double suicide?
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me:

>22
>6'1"
>176 lbs
>short darkblonde hair
>trying to grow a full beard
>glasses
>resting bitchface
>tsundere as fuck (my real emotions only come out when Im drunk or really close to somebody)
>likes memes
>"manly/straight" looking/acting
>dominant
>studies stuff with art and computers


partner:

>age from 23 to 30 (if he looks younger than 30)
>at least 6'0"
>thiccer than me
>more dominant (top)
>beard
>cute full cheeks <3333
>also into memes and light hearted
>caring
>into nerdy shit like gaming and computers
>funny
>not a slut/ manwhore
>same fetishes and such (not into werid shit)
>not normie


Never ever desu.
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>>7803027
Such a depressing truth.
I'm so hesitant to even bother with bis because I know they're just settling for a feminine male because they don't want to try as hard, and maybe want to suck dick every now and again.
I'm ugly anyways, so I guess I'm just being stupid for worrying about problems I don't really have.
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>>7803176
The worst part is they would probably drop your ass if a girl showed them affection

(Actually happend to me, stopped being a twink after that)
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>>7803409
Bis truly are scum.
Been thinking about going manmode for a long time. I'd do it if I didn't feel like I was being fake.
Really, I'm already too old to appeal to guys who would actually be into fems anyways, since I'm >21.
I'll just be a tragic lonely mess like Leslie Jordan minus the confidence.
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>>7803444
Yeah I stopped with 21. I feel more me though now. Dont have to shave everything, I just can be myself. Its kinda better imo.

But you should do what you feel is right. If you like being smooth just be smooth. It wasnt for me and after that shit with the girl, I was like "fuck it" and started being more manly. Gained few pounds, grew body hair, grew beard, cut my hair shorter. And people still compliment me, and I feel alot better about myself!
+ I dont get lewd jokes from "straight" people anymore.
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>>7803485
Nobody compliments me for anything but my hair...
Regardless if I want to or not, it's coming. I'll just have to lie and say a doctor told me to take testosterone because I had a hormonal misbalance, to explain my voice change (my voice never really changed, but I can fake a manlier voice).
I hate just not being able to conform to my biological sex naturally.
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>>me
>18
>fatass
>5'6"
>dark brown hair and eyes
>glasses
>weeb and dead inside
generic desu

>>dream
>taller than me (size difference is 10/10)
>thique in someway, muscle, fat, or musclefat it really doesn't matter (again, 10/10)
>a guy
>loves me unconditionally
thats it i guess, i really don't have standards
maybe a really muscular alpha male bf who is better in me in every way but thats kind of just a weird fantasy and maybe not my ideal partner
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>>me
>5'11"
>20
>not built but apparently enough to have people ask if i exercise
>latino and according to people handsome
>charismatic af but also a douchebag. and secretly socially retarded.

>>dream
>middle aged guy
>not too handsome, prefer average guys, theyre cuter
>hairy
>dad bod, preferably w muslce
>preferably also a douchebag to people but nice to me

i got this faggot like i mentioned above but we arent a couple, he did get me a job where he works tho so i get to see him everyday so thats nice
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>me
>18, 5'7" 145 lb.
>Dark brown hair, kinda cute face, white
Him
>Not over 25
>Cute or cute ish
>Good sense of humor
>Not degenerate/slut
>Nice
>Won't judge me (without justification)
>preferably longer hair, shaves body hair (preferably or at the very least some of it) and is into crossdressing
>not muscular or too muscular
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>me
>19, 6'5'' 160
>dirty blonde but dye it platinum blonde
>thic rimmed glasses and blue eyes
>feminine intersex white boy
>weird sex pervert
>study politics and economics
>total sub
>small time model + college


ideal:
>either very smol and feminine, or very big and masculine
>around my age
>person who is fine with being teased (my form of flirting)
>person who will tease me
>in school or have job
>likes fashion and sewing
>white hair and dark skin(obviously dyed), or black hair and milky skin
>is a crazy sex pervert like myself
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Me
>20
>5'5 skelly mode
>black awkward stage hair that i'm growing out
>not sure about looks - been called "gorgeous", "sexy", "prettier" but never been casually flirted with so not sure
>student
>mostly just play vidya and listen to music
>never had a relationship, kissless virgin
>reclusive
>try to be polite in public but suffer from intense feelings of worthlessness and insecurities
>think and daydream most of the time
>can get over-emotional about things and bottle up and then release my emotions in bad ways
>hide my feelings by pretending i don't care about anything

Ideal
>not shorter than me but not too tall either
>either muscular and hairy or cute and skinny
>is naturally physical since I'd have a tough time initiating physical stuff like cuddling
>isn't an asshole - polite and considerate
>playful and teases me

I hope I'm not too fussy. And now I feel dumb writing this
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>22
>5'1" closet tranny manlet
>dark long unkempt dysphoria curlmop
>sub

>big(ger than me)
>skinny or built, but still soft
>smells good
>smart as or smarter than me
>soft voice
>hair just long enough to show some personality
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>>7799517
Would someone who fits all of those but is the same height as you suffice?
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>>7803751
You got kik?
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>>7801856
>aren't I just great

Dont be sad you're probably the only person in this thread I'd be best matched to.

>25 but look 15 (I get ID'd for flu medicine because it's 16+ here)
>Childish weeb cosplaying memelord
>Collects animu figures
>'femboy' (ughgggg hate that word go away)
>Literally pink hair tumblr stereotype
>5' 6" 110lbs
>Very outgoing, but also weird and annoying so people probably think I'm autistic or something

yeah really selling myself here but hey ho. Ideally I just want me but slightly taller and more like.. dominant maybe? not necessarily sexually but in general someone who can handle me and my moods
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>>7804030
Ye whats yours?
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>>7804036
Do you have an email or something? You sound great
Not that guy though
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>>7804084

How can you read any of that and think it sounds great? There's literally nothing appealing at all.
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me
>20
>5'4"
>135lbs
>blond
>white
>sub/switch
>political science major in uni
>independent

Ideal
>taller than me
>Dark brown hair
>strong enough to pick me up/hold me down/pin me against a wall
>not a super liberal
>not "spiritual"
>dark circles under his eyes
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>>7804140
do you want the cock anon?
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>>7804122
It sounds like my ex
;_;
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>>7804084
>sissy weeb slut
>5'6

well hello there anon, mind giving some contact info?
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>>7804189
That's not me
But I am also kinda femboy
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>>7804189

Fuck off I'm not a sissy or a slut, go and chase somewhere else you thirsty piece of shit.
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Me:
> 27
> 6'5" (yes really)
> blonde/Blue
> Neither dom nor sub

Ideal:
> Masc but not a douchebag
> Mexican
> Vers
> 6'0"-6'2"
> Feels that abstract kind of sorrow that can only be satiated by reading Edgar Alan Poe
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>>7804229
Preach it anon

You give me hope for gay people in the world, I love you <3
>>
Discord group when
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>18
>5'8"
>Wavy dirty blonde hair
>Submissive af
>Stoner

Ideal guy:
>Taller than me
>Dominant
>Beard
>Just a little tubby, not overweight.
>Body hair, but not too much
>Pretty eyes
>Smokes
>Adventurous
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>ftm
>28
>fat
>hairy
>white/black hair

Ideal:
>builtfat or chubby
>beard and lots of body hair
>long black hair/metalhead look
>drugs and tattoos
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>>7804156
yep, it's a shame I never get hit on. I get told that I "seem straight" a lot.
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>>7799517
>23
>5'10
>Skinny, tan skin, brown eyes, med length wavy hair, nice cheekbones.
>Slighty submissive, Slightly effeminate
>
>a slightly feminine guy
>Slightly feminine face, cute style, thin waist, nice butt.
>slightly dominant personality but logical
>more social then me
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>>7802776
Don't worry anon, 21 is good as long as you look mature!
What's your info
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>>7804727
email me @ [email protected] ill tell you my kik in a reply :)
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>>7804624
where you from anon? just from that description i can tell you're a cute twink
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Me:
>20, 6"2', 165 lbs.
>Black, /fit/ as you can be while being 165 lbs, into books cartoons and cooking
>biochem student
>most often described as "funny" "smart" and "intimidating"
>reticent, insecure, particular about cleanliness
>mainly dom, fascinated by sex and miscellaneous kinks but have never had it
Ideal:
>My height or around 5"4'
>/fit/ if my height, soft if shorter
>flamboyant and fashionable
>sociable and hygenic (smokes/drinks on occasion but isn't dependent on either substance)
>more sexually experienced than me
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>18
>5'8
>dominant top
>blonde
>Italian guy with different colored eyes (green and hazel) and stocky/a little chubby build
>chill guy, smoke blunts daily and occasionally have some MDMA or shrooms or xanax, no hard drugs tho and nothing other than weed daily
>want something real and not some pump and dump meetup
>Grew up under some of the worst circumstances imaginable in a very bad area
>have been told im a genius by friends, strangers and family my whole life even though I dont agree with that
>way into sports, played them all my life and am even damn near a professional sports better
>due to horrible circumstances didn't go the legit money/college route in life but finances arent an issue now and Ive been out of school on my own
>former competitive boxer but since I got money I went from lean to a little chubby, still got my muscle tho
>live in an area of the USA where gays are targeted commonly in hate crimes due to ghetto people not liking LGBT, so coming out of the closet isnt something Ive done yet or want to but I wont let it hold me back in a relationship if it comes down to it

>my ideal BF

>my height or shorter but it dont really matter
>white/asian/hispanic
>under 25
>femboi
>smokes weed
>skinny
>submissive
>black hair is a plus
>blue eyes is a big plus
>not a massive slut or sperglord prude
>is not gonna run or hide and leave me if we do get targeted for being gay (I wouldnt so I expect the same)
>actually has romantic feelings because kissing and cuddling is better than sex to me and those feelings dont fade after an hour of being stimulated like lust does
>maybe has a traumatic past like I did or rough upbringing but it dont matter

Discord: Sosa#1776
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>>7804830
Baltimore, and I suppose. Twinks are a matter of taste.
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>>7799532
do you need money to pay for living expenses?
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>>7801224

Hey there, I'm a chubby gamer and you've caught my interest...

[email protected]
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to all the teens who have replied:

whatever you do, please don't think poorly of yourself. you are worth loving, and you deserve to be loved.
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>>7799517
> 23
> 5'9'', 150lbs (will lose weight)
> dark blonde, blue eyes, white
> kind of passing mtf
> submissive, demisexual

He:
> 23 - 26
> 5'9'' +
> white
> not fat
> trustworthy, nice
> wants a long term relationship
> caring dom
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>>7799517
>38
>5'11
>black superior asian hair
>Dad af

My ideal partner. Nanshoku traditions
>Effeminate, strapping young man
>Samurai bun, rant dat shitto nice and shaved off the top
>Always ready to receive me after a long battle and prepare my tea
>Lithe and small in frame
>Sengoku era Otaku, berry romantic
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Me
> 5'5
>black curly hair im trying to grow out
>mtf
>affectionate
>kind of artsy
>tiny as fuck
>latina
Ideal
>same height or taller
>same age or a bit older than me
>smokes weed and does mushies but isn't completely depend it on them for happiness would be cool
>chill
>is not afraid to be seen with me
>masculine
>fit
>if he knew spanish that would be nice
>tattoos
I typically go for skaters or hipsters iunno
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>>7805200
I fit the criteria for all of that hmu on my discord if you are interested>>7805057
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>>7799517
>18
>5'7
>brown hair/grey eyes
>dominant
>white
>retarded
>straight edge

My ideal:
>under 5'10
>also straight edge
>submissive as fuck and craves the cock
>ginger
>similar interests
>down to wrestle
>lets me cook for them
>smart but not a pseudo-intellectual dick who shits on all my interests and doesn't like sports

>>7805146
Thanks dude.
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>>7804036
>Literally pink hair tumblr stereotype
When you say literally...?

You sound cute but you're probably on the other side of the world, and you say you want someone like yourself but I am quite the spotty hairy nerd
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>>7805383

It's OK, I just meant that I'm more into fellow nerds and such rather than "6 foot powerlifter with big dick" or whatever. I'm sure there are loads of other people who would prefer you over the stereotypical '/fit/ and hot' ideal - all is not lost.

>>7804084

Ehh don't really want to give it out given the assumptions about me ITT. I've had bad experiences before like that.

>>7804172

That's depressing, anon. You know I won't be able to fill that hole.
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>18
>6'3
>Black hair

Ideal
>Chubby with a belly
>My height or taller
>Neck beard
> Plays Vidya/watches anime
>Good personality
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>>7806390
Email me
[email protected]
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>>7799517
>20
>6'3"
>buzzcut but skinny
>sub as fuck

Him:
>Any height/weight (really don't care)
>Assertive
>Big spoon
>Wouldn't mind satisfying my degeneracy
>Hairy
>doesn't mind my complete beta appearance for god knows what reason

Alternatively

>Mike Pence to shock me dead for being homo, sub, but balding
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>>7804511
Whats the point
>>
>22
>5'8, 140 lbs.
>Shoulder length black hair
>Brown
>Toned body
>Cute MTF
>Extremely outgoing
>Weeb
>Not entirely too sexual.

Ideal:
>Taller than me
>20-27
>Dominant
>Muscular/Fit
>LTR oriented
>Also weeb
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>>7808585
>>LTR oriented
What's that?
>>
>>7808643
Long term relationship
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Bi scum thread.
How are you guys different in relationships or sex with male or female partners?
I'm dominant with Girls but occasional I get reminded of my cutesy gay side.
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>>7808585
I fit 5/6 of those. Location?
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>>7808776
Louisiana, USA.
>>
>>7808188

Who are you again?
>>
>>7808984
Nerd
5'7
>>
>>7808585
is it weird that you literally described me as the ideal?
>>
Me:
>20 yrs old
>around 6'0''
>skinny
>dark hair and eyes (half Latino)
>nerdy, awkward, with weird taste
>laugh at everything

Ideal Partner:
>around the same age
>just as nerdy/awkward
>not physically fit but not too fat
>actually cares what I think
>good sense of humor

Apparently that's too much to ask
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>>7809033
You have a kik?
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>>7809041
>around the same age
How old is too old and how young is too young
>>
>>7809005

The homestuck NEET?
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>>7809069
No
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>>7809051
i do but i gotta ask are you in the UK?
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>>7809055
Honestly I wouldn't want someone over 24... but that's probably because I could pass as a highschooler. And i would be insecure that I'm not mature enough
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>>7809100

Oh, the one that I remind of your ex?
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Me
>24
>5'11"
>140lbs, pretty lanky
>Half Black Half Asian
>Nerd but loves the outdoors

Ideal
>29
>6'5"
>250lbs, Muscular
>White
>Bearded
>Similar interests
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>>7809145
Nope!
>>
>5'11
>Brown hair often mixed with red and blonde depending on the time of year
>21
>Let myself get chubby again
>Dick hardly gets excited anymore
>Dick alright, been told its girthy

What I want
>Feminine in looks but can still act like a guy
>Soft yet not an annoying voice
>Nicely shaped ass. A little bit of a bubble butt
>Same age or a little younger
>Loyal and reliable
>Soft features and cute eyes
>Not a flamboyant faggot in terms of personality
>Not too hairy and shaves
>Same height or shorter
>Easy going
>Bottom bitch

>mfw all gays where I live are not that and are unfaithful sluts
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>>7800877
Leave contact info, I'm relearning my instruments after my time away in the army
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>>7803909
Leave kik, I meet those requirements :3
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>>7805200
Gib kik
>>
> FtM
> Chubs
> Subby as fuck
> Geeky as fuck

> Flirty
> Buff
> Kinky
> Dom
> Geeky as fuck

Hey, so long as we're dreaming.
>>
>19
>5"10 275lbs
>Built Fat (Weight lifting and played football)
>Light Brown eyes
>Dark curly hair
>Reserved
>Super Seme
>Traps aren't gay
>Man Child

Ideal
>Older than me by any amount
>Shorter than me
>Booty
>Gives the Succ and is a pure bottom
>Fem
>MTF (Not really a chaser but I have an attraction to them)
>Likes to cuddle
>Likes sushi
>Doesn't mind my man child habits
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>>7799517
Me:
25
5'11
170 fit but probably 10lbs more fat than needed
Brown hair & beard (like 2 years long)
"straight" masc Dom
Wear too much flannel


Them:
Smoler than me
Qt femboy (small boiboobs r nice)
100% sub
Low sex drive, likes to cuddle, willing to put up with my trust issues or lonerish tendencies (is my life a fucking anime)
Willing to be patient as I haven't had sex in half a decade (see above)
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>>7801152
what kinda vidya we talkin?
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>>7799517

Me:
>25
>5'3
>Brown/Blonde hair
>Switch
>Bisexual

My ideal:
>Feminine as possible
>Hair colour doesnt matter
>Thick
>Cute
>Submissive (but willing to switch occasionally)
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>>7808821
Alas. I'm in britain.
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>>7799517
>22
>5'3"
>Black hair
>Shy cislez top

Ideal:
>Cis grill
>Asian
>Switchy, kinky
>Not sjw, not a fatty, not ana
>/mu/-ish
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>>7809149
But wouldn't it be awkard to laugh at everything too
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>22
>5'8
>brown hair
>bronze skin (cool way to say I'm a sandy)
>not dom, but can't for the life of me be sub because it reminds me too much of when I used to be bullied
>huge weeb (literally goes to anime conventions) but somewhat athletic

My dreamfu
>Shorter or same height as me, even taller, I don't really mind
>looks pretty feminine
>Is a weeb and plays video games
>Has the same almost insatiable craving as me for affection and love
>Loves talking for hours

Hahaha... 助けて
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>>7799517
>18
>5'7
>Tfw no bf
>black hair
>subby I guess
>skinnyfat to average, very soft
>khv
>listens to music almost all the time, probably bad tastes though

Ideal
>Cute
>makes the first move
>height I don't really mind as long as not too tall
>likes to cuddle
>just not really land whales
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>>7810957
Got kik?
>>
>5'6
>20
>brown hair
>excitable and playful but not slutty
>not sub but idc what beyond that

my ideal
>cute
>young (within a few years of my age)
>not beefy or hairy
>wants LTR
>humorous
>gamer or appreciates games
>>
>>7811117
cis gay guy, btw
>>
>>7810975

I'm close, but >>7804036

Insatiable desire for closeness is a no though, unless I feel like it. Which I do sometimes...But it's hard for me to be vulnerable around people, it's kind of embarrassing.

I think we'd make good friends though. You'll regret ever wanting someone who talks a lot because I never stop and it will gradually wear you down eventually.
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>>7810537
Some Overwatch, I've been trying to get into DoTA, I used to play alot of WoW, Rainbow Six Siege. I have quite a few games I like but I don't play them too regularly because no one to really play them with most of the time. Vidya taste doesn't have to be an exact match at all
>>
>21
>French
>5'9"
>Short blond hair
>Poor but not trashy
>Submissive but guiding/"maternal" in home matters (think traditional woman-like)

>27-ish to 35 (exceptions possible)
>Taller than me
>Heavy (medium-to-high muscle with some fat)
>Hairy
>Southern/Eastern-European/?Latino? physique (Bulgarians... *drool*)
>Protective, calm, understatedly masculine
>Very tender, loving and dominant in private
>Doesn't take me for granted, easy-going, straightforward, sincere, trustworthy
>Has a complex, authentic personality but is not into drama
>Appreciates the finer things in life, technophobic, frugal
>Unconventional in a proletarian/badboy-ish way (as opposed to bourgeois/ironic). Poor but not trashy

I went into a rant there but I was brainstorming. I like this exercise. But to be honest I am quite tolerant and can learn to appreciate whatever comes my way.
>>
>>7811226

Oh yeah, did I mention conservative??
If not traditionalist. God-fearing catholic/orthodox a plus.
If American, pro-Trump.
>>
>>7811117
>>7811120
Heh. Well this could be me but everyone has different opinions on "cute"
>>
>23
>5'10"
>Messy brown hair
>Total Top
>Slightly overweight but hung.

Ideal:
>22-26
>Smaller than me
>Vida
>Outdoorish
>Funny
>Nerdy
>>
>>7810187
Lol good like finding someone willing to fuck your fat hairy testosteronized cheetos smelling man pussy
>>
>>7811326
I'm exclusively into anal, but thank you for the well wishes anyways.
>>
Me
> 17
> 6 foot 2
> Dark brown hair
> Submissive

Ideal
> Similar age
> Dominant
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>>7799517
>20
>6'1
>white
>not really dom, more like loving and tender
>top

pls gib me another chance I miss you :'(
>chubby-ish
>shorter but not very short
>beard
>slight fem traits while still being a man
>heart of gold
>geek
>into any art form
basically a 20 year old steven universe
if its not him then its no one, literally no one has come close

I fantasize about cuddling and whispering romantic shit to his ear
its like jacking off with your heart
>>
>>7800706
id fuck you probably but you probably wouldnt want that
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>>7810187
you people are the worst, you always make the cutest bears
>>
>>7811132

I understand how you feel on the closeness part, I'm the same way. I usually put my guard up around people cause I'm sick of being sad and dropped when I fall for someone. But I still get the feeling that we could discuss our shared topics and enjoy playing gaimus ensemble. My skypu is contentshopkeeper if you don't mind someone who'd like to talk withcha.

Sorry for the late reply, I had an exam today :^[
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>>7812640

I don't really have any emotional baggage like that, I guess I'm just not...close? I remember I had a time when I was like 14 when I felt lovey-dovey and then something inside of me just kinda broke and now I can't feel anything anymore. It wasn't an event or a rejection or breakup or anything like that; it's more just like my brain stopped being able to understand it and now I've forgotten what it's like.

I dunno I'm a walking contradiction all the time; crave the spotlight, "stop looking at me!" Want to be left alone, "I wish somebody cared". Desperate for validation, doesn't give a shit what you think. It's like all your favorite edgy tropes wrapped up in a frenzied package that makes no sense and drives everyone crazy.

I don't have Skype though, sorry! Just Steam and Discord and I guess email too if you wanna drag this back to the 90s
>>
>>7812842

Don't sweat it my tomodachi! I'm sure I'll enjoy being able to weeb-out with someone nonetheless.
Geez all these new technologies, I miss MSN. My discord is Rance X#8478 I think.
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>>7811231
>pro trump

holy kek, good luck finding someone with an IQ over 80

ive nothing against conservatives (im lefty) but trump is a mentally ill abomination and his supporters are either retarded or nihilists
>>
>5'5
>18
>Dark brown hair
>Slim/kind of athletic
>nerdy af

Ideal
>taller than me
>older under 30 I guess
>kind
>nerdy
>>
>>7813062

Thanks, sent!
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me:
>20
> 5'10'
>135lb
>blue eyes+brown hair
>slightly sub
>4/5 on a kinsey scale
>into tech

Ideal:
>similar body type or bara (muscle fat)
>kinky (more dom than me)
>not too wierd/sjw...

in la county. if anyone wants to chat my kik is wut.jpg
>>
>>7813212
Where do you live?
>>
>>7811312
How hung, exactly? Like, length and girth and that. Just wondering, I have a thing for hung chubbies.
>>
>>7814014
Trevor?
>>
>>7814093
no
>>
>>7814014
>18-1
>>
>>7813212
can you give any insight as to why you like older dudes?

its something ive never really understood
>>
Me:
>18
>6'
>long brown hair, turquoise eyes
>twink, feminine face
>Auschwitz body weight
>virgin

Him:
>20~25
>any height as long as he's not too short
>any hair colour but preferably dark brown
>at least somewhat /fit/
>masculine
>body hair (but not too much)
>>
>>7810187
I am
>am fit and muscular
>flirty
>kinky
>Dom
>geeky as fuck

too bad you're not in europe anon
>>
>>7810409
>>MTF (Not really a chaser but I have an attraction to them)

so ur a chaser? ok.
>>
>>7814631
>Auschwitz body weight

tfw i have a skelly fetish, why even live anon

(also meet ur reqs btw)
>>
>>7814712
>(also meet ur reqs btw)
OwO I would ask for pics but I'm too much of a pussy to reciprocate.
>>
>>7814673
A god damn crying shame.
No, I'm in PNW USA.
>>
>>7799517
>19
>5'4
>Hispanic, black, short hair
>Sub

>Blond chubby white guy
>Plays Vidya
>Always soft with me but will defend me just like I'll defend him
>Not afraid to express himself or take shit from anyone
>Always with an open mind and honest
>[spoiler] he'll dance for me in skimpy undies and eventually sit on my face [/spoiler]
>Will always love me no matter how flawed I am
>>
>>7804512
I match that fairly well, kik?
>>
>>7814028
>hung
Quite thick, but don't know exact length.
>>
>22
>5'4
>black hair
>skinny, hairy, and perma-buzzed head

Ideal guy
>like 6'+
>able to pick me up no problem
>has some nice body hair
>likes to do things that may or may not be fun/willing to try anyways
>>
>18
>5'4'', 101 lbs
>cisbian
>stereotypical ~sjw hard femme

ideal:
>short but could still kick my ass
>unfeeling and just in it 4 the sex
>has to have qt ass
>>
>>7815107
actually add the stipulation that they want to be in my band

we currently have 1 member
>>
I am
>18
>6'2
>Black
>KHV feelsbadman

Would like
>my height or taller
>Vidya anime comics movies
>Chubby/kinda fat
>Nice personality
>>
>22
>6'4" 160 lbs
>tall af but slim & twink face
>lots of brown, curly/wavy hair; green eyes
ideal:
>skinny, on the taller side
>also twink
>medium to long hair
>excellent sense of style
>sub/bottom
>shares kinks
>>
>>7799517
Me:
>19
>6'3"
>blonde long hair, underweight
>not interested in sex atm
My ideal:
>around my age
>shorter than me, preferrably around 5'10
>androgynous features
>shy and potentially submissive
>>
>>7816217
>>7815951
uwu
>>
Me
>normal person

ideal
>tall
>big dick

this thread
>>
>>7815982
>meet 4/5 requirements
>I could grow my hair back out

E U R O P E ?
U
R
O
P
E
?
>>
>>7799517
me
>18
>lanky but trying to gain more muscle mass
>5'8
>white af, dark brown mohawk
>sub
>ftm
him
>slightly older than me
>taller than me, the taller the better
>strong enough to maim me
>mild sadist dom
>functioning member of society
>>
>20
>6'2
>140lbs
>white
>feminine
>dark blond
>hazel eyes
>smooth
>submissive
>bottom
>kinky
>geek

ideal:

>around same age
>preferably taller but would do same height
>blond
>blue eyes
>slim or muscular
>top
>kinky
>geek
>>
I'm a 5'9 guy only interested in bottoms, twinks and mtf...

Should I just save and get leg lengthening surgery to be 6'+?
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>>7816957
There's plenty of shorties for the taking in this thread.
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>>7817079
I just wanna be "ideal". I feel bad every time I see 6'2 in someone's ideal slot. I'm also scared whenever I finally meet my online crush, it'll be an issue. :/
>>
>>7815982
I'm 6", 138 lbs and twink. Medium hair and I give importance to the way I dress, if that's what you mean by sense of style. I'm also submissive. Although a bit older than you. Let me know if you want to at least chat a bit.
>>
>>7816957
Wtf
What is the relevance of being on the top with being tall?The exact opposite;in fact, being short is more advantageous at the top
>>
>>7813722
UK senpai
>>7814615
Not really older ngl I dunno I just don't mind them as is
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>>7817453
why can't I say F A M oh my god not senpai jesus ewwwww
>>
Me:

>24 male
>5'7"
>140 lbs
>Wasian
>shy submissive but not really fem
>love to cook, hike, and watch scifi/horror shows

Ideal man:
>Hairy
>a bit chubby but not fat
>smells nice
>a little arrogant/cocky
>dominant verbal top
>has a cool doggo
>smarter than me or just as smart
>loves me as much as I love him
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>>7815982
what kinks
>>
>>7811266
my opinion of cute tends to be pretty broad
>>
>>7799517
>19
>Blonde/Brown
>Sub
>124 Ibs

My ideal
>Qt twink
>White
>Easy to talk to
>Intelligent
>Knows how to dress well
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>>7818022
that sub looks kind of young

to the point that its gross desu
>>
>>7817977
you described me perfectly, but my doggo passed away a few months ago
whats a waisian? western asian as opposed to an east asian?
>>
>>7805123
hormones cost money :))))
>>
>>7818381
to each his own,chose that pic cuz he looks like me
>>
>>7817307
Why is that advantageous to being a top? Every bottom gay man or tranny I ever see clearly has a preference for tall
>>
>19
>6'
>Brown short hair
>Pretty sub

My ideal
>Masculine
>Stocky
>Hairy
>Dom
>I like my men kind of redneck-ish too
>>
>>7799517
>18
>Dirty blonde/ Brown
>6'5 / 175lbs
>White
>twink
>serious, artsy, well-read
>nice, caring, loving

Him
>around my age
>likes talking to me
>likes being around me
>hopefully around as attractive as I am
>twink / otter
>5'10+
>around as intelligent as I am
>exists

>tfw he doesn't exist


>feelsbadman
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>>7819329
welcome to the club pal
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>24
>185cm
>Brown hair, blue eyes
>Fat fuck, eternally chubby face regardless if fat or not, bad beard genes, weak chin, dead eyes

>Twink / Femboy
>18-30 idc
>Blonde, slightly curly hair
>same height or shorter
>slightly clingy
>>
>>7805057
>xanax
>no hard drugs tho
nigga benzos are hard af

harder than most opiates
>>
>>7819329
I meet literally all those requirements, except for the age.

Best of lucks, anon. You will find someone one day.
>>
>>7803878
Jesus, it feels like I posted this and then forgot about it.

Good luck anon.
>>
>>7816873
>>slightly older than me
>>taller than me, the taller the better
>>strong enough to maim me
>>mild sadist dom
>>functioning member of society

where do i sign up desu?
>>
>>7818320
>124 ibs
Wait how tall are you
>>
>>7820163
how old tho
>>
>>7799517

Me:
>29
>6'3"
>White, brown hair
>Sorta twinkish
>Soft personality, very caring
>Submissive (could switch a lil)

My ideal, basically same as me:
>Around my age, white, twinkish
>No facial hair (yuck)
>Can take the lead and tell me what to do
>Dominant+switch
>Plays video games with me

tfw no cute white dominant bf to love me in Canada
>>
>>7817453
>UK senpai
i match that anon, also from the UK.

are you a bottom?
>>
>>7802507
Didn't think there were FtMs into MtFs, I don't understand why an FtM would be.
>>7801980
Think I fit that description pretty well
>5'9"
>55kg
>soft features
>likes wearing collars
>>
>>7821094
it was a match until
>in Canada
reeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>7821234
My life in a nutshell anon ;__;

If yer a cutie I'll travel*
>>
>>7821121
i'm >>7801980

got contact anon?
>>
>>7819297
They has a preference for tall because seeking irrelevant genetic factors to appear feminine

Yes, most mature women are short,not because of hormones,because of women's tendency to osteoclasis

Tall men have ectomorph body type that have thin muscles,Small Shoulders and Chest and thin bones
Tall man cant be movable at the bed so it makes them much much more Slow and inadequate at sex
The exact opposite short and chunky men is much more masculine and perfect at the bed

I say these with my experience
>>
>>7821492
>had sex with a shorter guy once
>had trouble getting into a comfortable position for both of us
>horribly clunky moving
>couldn't spoon me without me
being made to feel small is great, makes you feel weak and subby
>>
>>7821568
jesus that post got messed up
correction:
couldn't spoon me without me feeling uncomfortable,
>>
>>7799517
>25
>5'9"
>White
>Blue eyes
>Short brown hair
>Stubble/trimmed beard
>Athletic build
>Masculine
>Awkward as fuck/blunt personality, clumsy
>Faithful and caring, very submissive, eager to please/want someone to take care of
>Average sized dick
>Verse bottom
>Down to earth, realist


Ideal:
>23~33
>5'7"+
>Masculine
>Green eyes are 10/10, but any color is fine
>Hair color is honestly irrelevant, though I tend to prefer dirty blonde and black
>Well trimmed close-style beard
>Short or mid length hairstyle
>Body hair exists
>Values monogamy and commitment
>Dominant in all aspects
>Athletic build, or has the drive to achieve one by working out with me
>Verse top/Top to ravage me
>Will always big spoon and cuddle me until we both fall asleep
>Dick can be average, size doesn't matter that much to me unless it's a microbenis
>Adventurous
>I will accept/respect all his hobbies as long as he respects mine, we don't have to share many as long as there's a couple
>Will go to the gym, watch superhero movies, play video games (or at least attempt to if not his thing), and eat pizza with me


I know my standards are too high; I will likely be alone forever.
>>
>>7821680
I have green eyes and I'd enjoy a being a big spoon. I also enjoy monogamy too
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>>7821568
>>
>>7818491
heh I just meant I'm half white half asian. and sorry about your dog :/
>>
>>7821492
Yeah and middle and short heights pack on dense muscle rather easily and look good. At 5'9 I like how my trained body looks, and I don't envy tall people for any advantage. It's purely a social thing that hurts my self esteem because I feel like in the last 5 years the world (or atleast 4chan) sort of got obsessed with height somehow.

I kinda understand how some men want to feel femmy so they want someone taller than them despite them themselves being taller, but at the same time I feel like they just hurt themselves by placing all of this value on a certain type of masc characteristics in the gay community. By doing so, they make those men have inflated value which makes them more scarce and less likely to be with any of them until much later in life when they'll probably settle for a guy shorter than them.

I kinda wish I could have been born earlier where someone's masculinity was judged on how they react to stress, how tempered their character is rather than such superficial things.
>>
>>7799517
>24, though 25 in a few days Q_Q
>5'4"
>white, brown hair
>switch but prefer to bottom

my ideal
>my fiance
>he's 25
>white
>dark brown hair, almost black
>he's 5'11"
>big spoon
>usually tops about 90% of the time but will switch with me
>very romantic and caring, let's me be a stay at home bf
>very muscular, borderline too muscular, he works out 5-6 days a week
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>>7821680

>mfw I actually fulfill most of this criteria
>the person actually states outright that they would accept me even when I'm still in process of getting fit
>they play vydia and want somebody adventurous
>there might actually be someone on this earth that would be interested in me

There's no way you're even on the same continent.
>>
>>7821680
Ideal:
>23~33
>5'7"+
>Masculine
>Green eyes are 10/10, but any color is fine
>Hair color is honestly irrelevant, though I tend to prefer dirty blonde and black
>Well trimmed close-style beard
>Short or mid length hairstyle
>Body hair exists
>Values monogamy and commitment
>Dominant in all aspects
>Athletic build, or has the drive to achieve one by working out with me
>Verse top/Top to ravage me
>Will always big spoon and cuddle me until we both fall asleep
>Dick can be average, size doesn't matter that much to me unless it's a microbenis
>Adventurous
>I will accept/respect all his hobbies as long as he respects mine, we don't have to share many as long as there's a couple
>Will go to the gym, watch superhero movies, play video games (or at least attempt to if not his thing), and eat pizza with me

i'm literally all these things except im 21, jesus man. are you in the UK?
>>
>>7821103
yeah I am lol
>>
>>7799517
>6'2

Kek,whatever you say buddy
>>
>>7821094
>29
>twinkish

Nope, you're way too old friend.
>>
>>7823382
got kik or something?
>>
>>7823396
yeah my user is Penguindrum3
>>
>>7809243
What area are you around?
>>
>>7810409
What area are you in?
>>
>>7799517
>18
>187
>White/asian mixed (more white genetics)
>Black hair
>Twink
>Submissive

My ideal:
>fashionable
>feminine
>top

Am I doomed?
>>
>>7823550
187 is my height btw which is 6'1 or smth in feet inches
>>
>>7823429
North England
>>
>>7821680
>>23~33
>>5'7"+
>>Masculine
Mostly.
>>Green eyes are 10/10, but any color is fine
Blue-ish.
>>Hair color is honestly irrelevant, though I tend to prefer dirty blonde and black
Brown/blonde.
>>Well trimmed close-style beard
Don't grow enough hair to pull that off.
>>Short or mid length hairstyle
Long, and I'm not cutting it.
>>Body hair exists
Some.
>>Values monogamy and commitment
Yes.
>>Dominant in all aspects
Most aspects.
>>Athletic build, or has the drive to achieve one by working out with me
Could stand to lose a bit of fat, but otherwise athletic.
>>Verse top/Top to ravage me
I'd like that.
>>Will always big spoon and cuddle me until we both fall asleep
Sounds fine to me.
>>Dick can be average, size doesn't matter that much to me unless it's a microbenis
>>Adventurous
If encouraged.
>>I will accept/respect all his hobbies as long as he respects mine, we don't have to share many as long as there's a couple
What ARE your hobbies?
>>Will go to the gym, watch superhero movies, play video games (or at least attempt to if not his thing), and eat pizza with me
The only thing I don't do already is gym, and that's because my job is a decent workout already.

Where are you?
>>
Me:
>25, 5'10", hispanic/mexican
>Vers bottom, submissive
>masculine (but not annoying about it)
>skinnyfat/endomorph bod
>into film/tv shows/animation/arts/mu/
>kind of a weeb but haven't gone to conventions or collect paraphernalia
>introvert
>either too kind or a pushover depending on who you ask, [maybe too] eager to please
>kinky
>a great listener, introspective,"a gentle soul" whatever that means

Ideal:
>older than 30 (or older-looking). never had an attraction for younger guys.
>around my height or taller
>hairy. preferably bearded but not essential
>masculine (but not annoying about it)
>a masculine/handsome face wins over any type of body for me
>top or vers top
>kinky, very dominant, very sexual, very verbal
>into artsy/geeky shit i mentioned above
>sociable enough that'll get me out to try new places/meet new people but can also respect my introversion
>was into not-too-hardcore size diference/ daddy/son / alpha/beta stuff for a while until it faded out bc I never did anything about it, so there's that too...
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>>7799517
>20
>6'0 ~60kg
>Scruffy short dark-brown hair
>Mostly submissive
>Somewhat cocky, immature and selfish at the best of times, but can also be generous and perhaps quite entertaining company; if not too embarrassing
>Opinionated as fuck
>Swear a lot
>Like drinking and loud music, hold politics and academia in low regard
>Old school hacker/reverser

Ideal:
>30 max
>A similar height or taller
>Preferably slim
>Handsome
>Ambitious but not boring
>Likes to travel and try new things
>Not straight edge
>Skilled at or devoted to his craft
>Not afraid to take responsibility
>Not too far away
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>>7822781
>It's purely a social thing that hurts my self esteem

No
It's not even a social thing.Just lies of anons on LGBT board.The situation is exactly the opposite if you look at the actual sex roles and the effects of gender roles on business in real life
I say it again;Genetic characteristics do not affect being feminine or masculine.Moreover, long people have the most delicate body structure
>>
>>7823391
I must have some weird genes because I can easily pass for someone in their early twenties still
>>
>>7799517
>21
>half Filipino half Irish
>6'3", 150 something lbs.
>Raised in Georgia, not a fan of big cities and crowded areas
>mostly introverted, can be extroverted if need be
>absolutely love scary movies and recently started watching anime
>relatively large taste in music; this week I've been listening to a lot of jazz
>student at UGA, Chem. Major with an intention of going Med or Pharm.
>may teach overseas after graduating
>from a poor family, pretty lonely childhood since the age of 11-12
>likes to hike, explore Athens and I've been reading a lot for the past few weeks. Mostly books I should have read in high school like Blood Meridian, Flowers for Algernon and Kite Runner.
>hopeless romantic I guess
>virgin

My ideal:
>real
>Around the same height or shorter.
>Not obese would be nice
Actually I don't really care about height.
>Wholesome with a dark, sarcastic sense of humor.
>likes the same thing as I do
>is cute
>will study with me or go along with my spontaneous adventures
>kind, modest and loving
>virgin would be nice but definitely not an issue since, I mean most of us lose it at a younger age
>oh yeah, 18-27

Wow that was probably the most vague description of my ideal that I could think of. If you like Mac and cheese pizza, you're already halfway there. Also, if you tear up at movies/when other people cry that's cute to me.

I guess I just want a genuinely sweet, wholesome guy.
>>
>>7819732
Thanks but according to this thread I'm almost certainly going to die alone. Time to invest in pets who can consume my dead rotting corpe I suppose
>>
>>7823326
>>7823367

North America. Small town in essentially nowheresville, New Hampshire. It's a pretty big obstacle in terms of meeting guys, and I should probably move.. but literally everything else about this location works out fantastically for me. ~50 minutes outside of Boston for locational reference.

>>7823367
Not that I do it very much, but as long as you can drink here in the US that's fine I guess. Unfortunately the UK isn't really within my travel range.
>>
>>7819329
these don't seem like hard requirements to meet, anon. i trust in you, go out!
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>5'7"
>somewhat effeminate
>bookworm

ideal:
>skinny
>top
>good sense of humour

skype is famicompo
>>
I'm straight, but interested in a platonic relationship with a gay man.

I'm 21, 6' 2" (188 cm), fit, I eat delicious food, I have great taste in art, my income stream is secure, I can fuck any woman I feel like.

If you're interested ask for my number
>>
>>7826751
Were you trying to post the most off-putting pic you possible could? Because it worked
>>
>>7826818
This is like my dream lately, honestly. I just want a fucking friend to just lift with at the gym, and would prefer if it were completely platonic and non-sexual.
>>
>>7826888

Where do you live?
>>
>>7826969
>>7825161
Same guy, so incredibly unlikely to be anywhere close to me unfortunately.
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>>7827015

Hmmm... I'm in Oregon, but have connections in Massachusetts. I might be in Boston at some point, do you want my number in case I ever make plans to go there. I could arrange for us to meet up and bond for a week or so and then go our separate ways?
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>>7827103
I realize this may seem a bit callous and the reason I don't have any friends like this, but do you honestly see yourself being able to sustain a friendship like this over such a great distance? It just seems pointless when you'll only be near~ish for just one week.

I'm sort of tired of people appearing in my life to disappear just as quickly. I really do appreciate the offer, but at this point I'm sort of fed up with people that are attempting to be only temporary tourists in my life; I need more people that will actually stick around and want to hang out more than once. Also I've been drinking, if that wasn't obvious.
>>
>>7827225

It wouldn't be a friendship, just a spontaneous experience. There is value in the variety of people you meet in life.

>I'm sort of tired of people appearing in my life to disappear just as quickly

You shouldn't be. I'm building a global fraternity network for men to connect irl with other men from all over the world. Once you have invitation and pay your membership dues you are part of the community and can schedule places/times to meet up with other members from around the globe. I'm rebuilding the country club and making it for young men and upsizing to on an international scale. Once we have enough dough through the first round of membership we can expand to include women and whatever else we feel like adding.
>>
>>7799541
i'm 19 and starting to become this. save me jesus
>>
>>7827335

>save me jesus

Okay, ask me a question
>>
>18
>6'0
>Black Hair
>Dominant

My ideal:
>Effeminate without being a flamer
>Blond/RedHead
>Little spoon
>Shorter than me, like 5'0 - 5'5
>Submissive
>Small (and maybe locked) dick
>Lovely and faithful
>>
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Me.
>24
>6'4
>315 Bearish, strong build but still fat.
>Red headed with a beard. but nobody hair really.
>Shut in nerd, likes to get out but not solo so mostly keeps to self.
>Strictly a top.

Them
>20-28
>Shorter
>No huge prefrence here.
>Into that nerd shit but also like arts and travel and stuff.
>Likes to go out sometimes but also is down for a night in with tv cuddles and cohabitation
>Is a bottom
>>
Me
>18
>half puerto rican but look white
>dark brown hair
>6'3
>average body type
>vers top

Dream
>not ugly
>around my age
>trump supporter
>likes to talk shit about liberals together
>not super fem unless trans
>>
>20
>6'1"
>Curly/wavy brown hair
>Sub

Crave:
>Same size or shorter
>Blonde or black hair
>Skinny not anorexic
>Twink look I guess (kinda like op)
>Dominant
>Funny, relaxed and also like to party
>Plays vidya
>>
>>7827853
where you from anon?
>>
>24
>6"
>slim build, twinkish
>black medium hair
>affectionate, caring, mature, submissive personality, I try my best to be a positive company
>loner, dreamer, devoted to art

Ideal:
>in his 20s
>taller is nice but whatever is okay
>obviously fit is appreciated, but someone who takes care of his body is just alright
>caring, has a kind heart
>has a leading nature, a bright personality, artistic goals or hobbies, dreams of travelling to so many places, is fascinated by the world

I'm open minded anyway.
>>
>>7823836
thanks anon, I feel better now
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>>7799517
>18
>5'9"
>black curly hair
>mostly dom but can def be a sub
>slim, borderline twink

ideal:
>18-24
>effeminate, not flamboyant
>less than 6'
>sub, not twink
>>
>>7799517

>21
>5"7'
>Brown shitty hair, desperately needing to be styled and dyed.
>Romantically interested but also quite willing to be someones pet if it entails the same sort of affection.
>Not quite passable but I'm working on it, was fat, now sub twelve percent body fat.

Ideal:
>Has a nice voice that I can listen to and be enchanted by, someone who'd read me excerpts from books they love.
>Has an alluring scent that makes me feel butterflies and/or tingles. Literally the best feeling in the world.
>Pets me and touches me a bunch, reassures me that I'm worthwhile and loved because I'm bad at life and emotions and stability.
>Taller or the same height as me, it doesn't really matter that much. I could fall in love with a bag of rocks if it treated me right.
>>
>>7819329
You sound pretty much like my ideal guy, and I meet your requirements, although idk if 22 is too old or nah...
>>
>>7829968
>22 is too old
damn this board is really young...
>>
>>7833770
when the person they're replying to is 18, it's a legit question. Age gaps at that age can be tangible maturity gaps.
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>26
>6'1
>Very androgynous
>Feminine
>Quiet
>Freak
>>
>>7821094
Dude you are almost 30 wtf

Grow up
>>
>>7828841
Some northern city in Canada.
>>
>>7833995
na :3
>>
>>7829831
>Has a nice voice that I can listen to and be enchanted by

tfw have literal shrek accent. do i even have a chance in this world
>>
>>7834377

There are two paths to cute gay voice, anon. Most do the first - spit out tons of words, in the hopes that some are cute. In the end their tone becomes sing-songy, and if they go far enough it is lispy.

The other never speaks, because he would prefer every. single. word. have maximum cute. I do the second option as does anyone who doesn't want to get swept up by the glamboyance yet still wants to experience it :).

I am very high right now.
>>
>>7834453
how can you be cute by saying few words though?
do masc men have to sound cute too?
>>
>>7834476

Lots of facial expressions, or maybe just one for a really long time. I don't care who wants to sound cute or not but that's usually the type of voice that enchants me.
>>
>>7799517
Me
>20
>6'2"
>blond, blue eyes
>mainly sub but could dom

Ideal 1
>really fem basically a trap
>submissive
>cute
>would prefer close to my age

Ideal 2
>gym bro, we go together
>same height and stronger or slightly taller preffered so he could bully and tease me
>again would prefer close to same age

Hair color and that stuff is up for grabs
>>
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>>7799517
>your dream guy
>>
>>7801152
I like ayong games with friends and may fit some of your requirements

>but prob across the country or something but I'd still be willing just to play games
>>
>>7834680
I don't know why it says ayong but I totally meant multiplayer games
>>
>>7799517
>26
>5'7"
>black
>demure but top. Like positive attention.

My ideal
>Same age
>same height or so
>white
>subby but lowkey masculine. Loving and communicative. Christian.
>>
>>7810978
contact info anon?
>>
>>7817977
can i get some contact info anon?
>>
>>7837929
Discord is flyover#1814
Please don't be disappointed
>>
>ogre


ideal partner

>someone who doesnt judge me immediately without getting to know me
>a cute human or another cute ogre preferably
>>
>>7801224

disregard this cow

>>7805130

i am cuter and more submissive
>>
>>7834680
I live in Illinois, an hour south of Chicago. Where do you happen to be?
>>
>>7838083
What the fuck dude
>>
>>7833874
Ultimately, depends on the maturity of the person, regardless of age gap. I've gone out with guys my age who are way more immature than some dudes 3-4 years younger than me.
>>
>>7799517
Me:
>20
>5'9
>Very dark brunette (long hair)
>Bossy but submissive if that makes any sense?
>Mixed ethnicity
>Skinny femboy taking spiro (definite potential to pass)
>Wears glam makeup on occasion
>Shaved everywhere
>Musician/studying fashion design

My Ideal:
>21-27
>Taller than me with 6 inches at least
>Healthy and kinda fit but not overly muscular
>Into obscure vidya and rap music
>Dominant AF (basically someone who can rough me up and treat me like their property)
>Not Indian/Arabic/African :/
>Into mild fetish play/bdsm
>employed
>>
>>7841293
> :/
Fuck off, patronising cunt.
>>
>>7841462
those nationalities generally have homophobic muslim backgrounds and whilst i don't consider generalising fair i think my preference is justified since i've had a work colleague in the past experience a deep resentment from their boyfriends family.
>>
>>7800877
>19
>6'7''
>not fat
>pianist

hello.
>>
>22
>6'3
>White/brown hair
>Vers

Ideal:
>Cute or handsome (prefer British or Japanese guys)
>Cute eyes and lips
>Sweet type of personality
>Honest; thinks for himself
>>
>>7841497
>assuming every indian/arab/african is muslim
>thinking all muslim families are against gays and will actively work against you
You can justify your "preferences" with whatever delusions you want. Just know that you sound like an ignorant entitled moron. Also, acknowledging that you're making sweeping generalisations doesn't make them fair or justified
>>
>>7841518
i said generally meaning a vast majority...

literally 50% of africans practise the islamic religion so i think it's safe to prepare for the worst scenario..

also i really don't give a fuck if you think i'm racist.. you'd be lying to yourself if you thought dating asians isn't slightly intimidating as wealth status is a huge deal within the culture.
>>
>>7841554
God, you're stupid.
>>
>>7841562
a realist would be a more accurate description but apparently you and i aren't so different otherwise you would've provided a more elaborate argument rather than a simple anger fueled statement.
>>
>>7841574
Yes, we aren't so different - thank you for that enlightening and not at all incredibly smug reply. Let's just avoid entire nationalities because they could be a certain religion and make up bullshit statistics while putting "literally" in front to make them sound true. Let's just randomly bring up asian culture out of nowhere while casually implying that arabs,indians and africans are all asian.
Let's just make up shit about wealth and their cultures that we know nothing about and then call ourselves "realists". God even knows what the fuck "wealth status" even means but we'll make up stupid terms anyway to sound like we know what we're talking about. I'm guessing you mean that there are divides between classes in their cultures and it effects living conditions, so let's also use that as an excuse not to date them even though that makes no sense at all since it wouldn't even effect us if we dated an arab/indian/african in our (presumably) Western societies that we both live in. Hey what do you know, we really aren't so different after all.
>>
>>7841619
as an indian agnostic, thank you for sticking up for us anon, everyone likes to hate us for no reason at all other than our skin colour. sure some of us are muslim, but the vast majority of them are regular people.

it's not very often this happens on the internet, especially on 4chan. so thank you dude, you're a good person.
>>
>>7828841
I'm from belgium, why ?
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>>7799517
>19
>5'4"
>110lbs
>submissive
>skinny, pale and shaves body hair
>glasses
>short-ish blonde hair, blue eyes
>androgynous and have been called cute
>partially into crossdressing, only comfortable stockings/knee socks, panties and hoodies at the most.
>inexperienced, only used dildos.
>extremely shy

Ideal:
>roughly about or below 25 in age
>tallish, at the very least 7" taller than me
>dominant/confident, will take control often
>more or less same interests as me
>willing to cuddle often
>plays similar games to me
>preferably handsome but average works too
>healthy or at least attempts to be
>can cook
>likes doggystyle

Maybe some day.
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>>7841462
>>7841518
>>7841562
>>7841619
Fuck you and fuck shitskins! Sieg Heil!
>>
>>7842452
i want u
>>
>>7842452
>>roughly about or below 25 in age [Y]
>>tallish, at the very least 7" taller than me [Y]
>>dominant/confident, will take control often [Y]
>>more or less same interests as me [Y/?]
>>willing to cuddle often [Y]
>>plays similar games to me [specify]
>>preferably handsome but average works too [avg~ 6/10]
>>healthy or at least attempts to be [/fit/]
>>can cook [Y]
>>likes doggystyle [Y]

seems like i check most the boxes anon. and you check most of mine. you got contact?
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>Getting sorta close to bump limit
>Two people reply to your post positively
>Respond to them hoping to maybe get more info or start something
>Neither say anything back

Grrrr
>>
>>7847838
which was your post?
>>
>>7847838
At least you got replies, some of us have been completely ignored.
>>
>>7848149
It's because either you're shitty or your expectations are shitty
>>
>>7841515
Hey you're literal my ideal and I think I'd fit yours got kik or anything or skype?
>>
Me:
>20
>5'8"
>White, Dark brown hair
>Sub
>MtF

Ideal:
>Bit taller
>Dominant
>Take charge
>Wants a tranny housewife
>>
>>7848323
contact?
i want a housewife, am dominant and taller.
>>
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>>7848494
I'm not sure why but you remind me of Jay from the Inbetweeners
>>
>>7848534

i get that a lot. i prefer the evan peters comparison.
>>
>>7848545
because you took that well, do you have kik or anything lol
>>
>>7848557

depends, you got any pics of yourself?
>>
>>7848564
yeah but I'd rather not post on 4chan lol
>>
>>7848565

be brave.
>>
>>7848564
I'm pretty sure I fit your ideal and you suit me anywho
>>
>>7848572

alright man, give me your kik
>>
>>7848574
Penguindrum3 hmu
>>
>>7848578

sent ;)
>>
>>7848393
Discord, Sanidrone#9852
>>
>>7848978
that isn't working for some reason, you sure its that?
>>
>>7848978
here's mine: harambe#2278
>>
>>7849161
Sorry, I had a symbol that didn't copy. Try it again, it should work now.
>>
>>7827517
Heyyy
>>
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>>7799517
>22
>6'2
>Dark brown hair/eyes
>White/native
>Thin/feminine/athletic build
>Slightly sub-ish
>both very masculine and feminine looking (pretty much opposite of androgynous)
>7-8 inch dongle
>been told I give "sick head"
Ideal:
>Asian
>6'-6'3
>Thin but athletic
>Funny
>Prefers watching movies and cuddling over fucking
>Still up for fucking tho
>Enjoys receiving "Sick head"
>above average bingus
>CUUUUUUUUTE (But also sexy, see pic related)
>>
me
>20
>Sub
Dark brown hair
>6'2
>pale white
>Twink

Ideal
>20-25
>Dom
>Taller than me
>Twink or femboy

welp
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