This honestly seems like the best place to ask for reasons soooo

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>Please help before I make a fool of myself
Too late

>2017
>not worshipping cock

Get rekt dyke

>>7763088
>How do I do eat da pussi boss?
Suck on it.

>My gf doesn't like fingering
You're probably doing it wrong.

Don't "fingerbang" her, instead rub her in little circles, kind of like you're a DJ at the club and her vagina is a spinning record and you're trying to make that cool sound

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>>7763360
>The year of 2017
>Not abandoning dick
>Implying I'm a woman
>Implying I'm a man
>Implying I exist

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>eat da pussi boss

Write the alphabet wit ya tongue, son. When you hit the right letter stick with it.

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>>7763088
Start gently and slowly, lick her lips and the hood, find a rhythm, and gradually speed it up. Kissing and sucking on it works too, just pretend like it's a mouth and make out. As for your hands, if she isn't into fingering, maybe try holding hers while you're munching, or just rub and squeeze her thighs/butt/hips/waist depending on the position you're in and what's within reach. Many girls I've been with like it when you scratch them very lightly (like just running your nails along their skin) so you could try some of that. If you're doing it right, it'll be a little tiring, so you can take a quick break from tongue action by kissing the nearby areas (her pubis mons, inner thighs) and decorate them with hickeys for her to remember you by!

Happy eating, anon

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>>7764302
>>7764249
>>7763386
I appreciate you