• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
•buddi nim's thread
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
last thread >>7753698
daily reminder to kiss girls
First for alone.
reminder that valentines is a spook
https://youtu.be/s7w0eqUBp3c
is there a connection between transsexuality and anime
asking as a curious outsider
>>7757215
both are common amongst losers
>>7757215
never watched anime
am tranny
but I can see why you'd make the connection
>>7757215
there is a connection between depressed shutins and anime and there is a connection between depressed shutins and transsexuality so yeah kinda
>>7757215
anime obviously turns alpha males into trannies. it's just the way of the world
>joking around with step sis
>drop my voice down for some jokes
>feel like shit now about it
Well I guess that's the end of me having fun with my voice and just staying straight girl voice.
>>7757215
japanese gay agenda
>>7757225
do you have gay and straight voices?
>>7757225
Is straight girl voice code for tranny voice?
>>7757225
You gotta own it if u wanna boyvoice for luls
>>7757215
I think anime is more likely to trigger AGP/dysphoria early on, because of the way the girls and their relationship with the world are presented. A Hayao Miyazaki movie could easily make someone realize something isn't quite right.
>>7757232
any voice grace makes is gay
>>7757242
>>7757236
>>7757220
people only tolerate you
>>7757243
gay is okay
>>7757225
yeah
it always seems so funny in the moment but makes you feel bad afterwards
and maybe kinda makes you seem like youre not serious about it in a way
one of my roommates is super muscular and /fit/
he smells really nice too
he came in the bathroom in his underwear last night when I was brushing my teeth and he deeefinitely saw me looking at his body
he just like smirked at me...it was really weird
I feel kinda like a perv now
>>7757250
hot
>>7757247
bretty rude desu
>>7757247
wtf
>>7757249
>and maybe kinda makes you seem like youre not serious about it in a way
yeah i really dont want them to think im not taking this seriously or just wanna live in a weird tranny zone
>>7757237
its easier in the moment than afterwards
>>7757250
cuddle up to him
move into his bedroom
hold hands with him
Happy v-day's mtfg!
Laters ;)
>>7757247
rudeposters leave
MtFG I am PISSED
>>7757263
if only
his gf is over right now and I just keep hearing her giggle
>>7757277
what's wrong
>start playing with ~pro~ overwatch players and ppl in top 500
>get all stressed out cause of all kinds of random internal drama involving discords and crushes etc
>one of my new friends from that circle who is 18 keeps asking to date me
>mfw everything
I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE GAME AND LAUGH AND LITERALLY BE SOMBRA WHY IS EVERYTHING SO HARDDDDDDDDDD
I HATE PPL LMAO
>>7757280
i was reading about the Greek epic cycle and how little of it we actually have
it makes me
want to cry
>>7757277
dont do anything youd regret tomorrow
>>7757282
Date him :p
>>7757282
>Playing Sombra with "top 500" players
Its only because you're a girl. And a slutty one at that.
>>7757291
im not
im just sitting here like
WHY WHY WHY
I would actually do anything to just read the full epic cycle once
>>7757294
HE'S 18 AND I'M 25!! LMAO
>>7757296
i've actually beaten top 500 teams, i'm not a bad sombra bb. but i've also played like 60+ hours on her so.................
>>7757302
there's other stories
we're never going to have everything
So did you get a gift for v-day?
>>7757317
But you don't get it
We lack the story of the destruction of Troy
We lack Achilles death at the Scaen gate, brought down by Paris and Phoebus Apollo
Like
AAAsd,alsf
it honestly
makes me
so mad
whywhywhy
>>7757323
noh
>>7757323
no, we dont care about jewish scamsthat try to get more money out of us
>>7757323
>So did you get a gift for v-day?
yeah, i forgot angie existed for almost the entire day
>>7757323
Bae gave me chocolate
I gave bae a rose
>>7757341
i didn't get the rose yet
:^)
>>7757327
Awwww
>>7757329
True
With Jews you lose
>>7757330
Damn that hurts anon :'(
Let me make it up to you by giving you some OC.
>>7757341
Nice
Whats human contact like? Its been so long.
>>7757358
Its nice.
>>7757358
It's the best
>>7757308
lets play together i'll play zarya and set up your emps
>>7757374
why is the eagles head like that
>>7757379
its a New™ Forced Meme®
>>7757379
Because trash dove is life
how do i find a therapist who has some idea of what they are doing when it comes to trans-related stuff? haven't had great luck so far
>>7757379
Lorn no its an alt-right symbol
it resembles the nazi eagle
>>7757386
I can see that, I was asking why the head is weird
>>7757389
oh
its probably a new meme
I like how /pol/ goes between freaking out about estrogen in ____ (soy, water, milk, plastic containers, etc)
to then worshiping "traps"
>>7757402
they dont want to be feminized themselves
ofc
>>7757412
suuuure they dont
>>7757412
they definitely say they don't
and its probably true for a few of them
>>7757402
they're turning the frigging frogs gay
this boards been around a few years why do non of you look like girls y et?
>>7757426
It's mtfg, what do you expect? If they ended up passing, they already left this board.
what if instead of estrogen, we had all been given extra testosterone?
would it have fought away the tranny-feelings?
it does seem like estrogen is turning me into more and more of a sissy every day..could the process have worked the other way?
thats /pol/'s theory on how to "cure" transgenders anyway
>>7757426
Tfw look half a girl
>>7757429
I wanna try testosterone to see how it makes me feel
>>7757426
Hurr durr how come there are still highschools, why hasn't everyone graduated?
>>7757429
>would it have fought away the tranny-feelings?
no, it will just increase your anxiety and dysphoria.
>it does seem like estrogen is turning me into more and more of a sissy every day..could the process have worked the other way?
nope...
>>7757436
don't do that
>>7757426
the ones that look like girls have better things to do than post on 4chan
>>7757442
why? i wanna do it for science
>>7757437
quiet boy youll be posting here FOR LIFE
;_;
>>7757449
>Implying my life isn't at it's end
Take me away YHWH, have I not served you well?
>>7757450
Why is this so trans-relatable when this girl also makes comics about periods all the time?
>>7757437
sass what is in the meal pic you posted above
>>7757429
You wanted to be a woman before going on the estrogen right? So while the estrogen does alter your brain chemistry, you had already made yourself a "sissy". With this in mind I would say testosterone probably would not "cure" you of your "tranny-feelings", but there is no way to know for certain.
>>7757429
>more of a sissy every day
True
Altough I wonder how much of it is the estrogen and how much is not repressing anymore
>>7757459
Because she's a girl and we're girls, obviously.
>>7757450
>>7757462
What if we all got memed into taking the estrogen and it altered our brain chemistry so it seemed like it was a good idea?
What if estrogen is actually addictive
What if the estrogen is actually why we're girls and we were just confused boys
WHAT IS LIFE
>>7757456
cringe, highschools over, im sure you were a cool kid at school
>>7757466
>Altough I wonder how much of it is the estrogen and how much is not repressing anymore
I also wonder this
both things definitely play a part I believe
>>7757462
yes, that is true, I can see that perspective
I just thought this was a somewhat interesting thought-experiment, thinking about actually injecting testosterone is pretty gross now desu
how do i get a trans gf?
I was going to write a big post about why I'm such a stupid idiot but really I don't think anyone cares so I'm just going to drink a bunch of caffeine tomorrow and try to not be useless shit again
>>7757459
Because you're a tranny and get judged even more harshly over catty shit.
>>7757469
IS THAT REAL LMAO
>>7757478
step one: post your selfie and contact info
step two: ???
step three: profit!
>>7757470
>not dating someone who who is over 10 years younger than you
WAKE UP WAKE UP YOU ARE NOT GIRLS YOU WILL NEVER BE GIRLS ITS TIME TO WAKE UP AND FACE REALITY
>>7757482
no people on /pol/ and reddit edit her comics to make her seem like a racist
>>7757485
someone 10 years younger than me would be 15 lol
>>7757482
>IS THAT REAL LMAO
/pol/ edit
>>7757491
"Muslim" isnt a race, Anon. It's an ideology.
>>7757492
True
Well I meant a person that is much younger than you
good evening thread
>>7757497
fine make her seem like she is prejudiced.
>>7757486
im a sissy boy :)
>>7757485
someone 10 years younger than me would be prebescent
no thank you
>>7757505
punk
>>7757491
whaaaat that doesn't sound like something /pol/ would do!
>>7757497
Race is a social construct of dividing people into categories based on various attributes, including religion.
Race =/= ethnicity, though ethnicity is a component of race.
>>7757496
This is me in real life.
>>7757509
but le cuck meme
>parents found the cypro
>WHY DO YOU KEEP GETTING THESE STRANGE MEDICINES IN THE MAIL??
Fuck me, now they're going to try another fucking intervention. Last time they threw all my HRT away.
I can't afford to move out.. ugh.
>tfw we're all just sissy white boys
>>7757521
:(
tfw
>>7757520
tell them it's ecstasy and you're dealing drugs for extra cash
>>7757521
>tfw daddy won't fuck ur sissy hole
>>7757502
to be fair its not prejudice if the targeted group has a historical pattern of behavior
how it is offensive stereotyping
>>7757526
They're mostly retarded and bigots but they're not entirely stupid, they know what these medications are and why I keep getting them. I've been caught with them like.. 10 times before on and off the past few years.
>>7757521
>a bunch of failed men trying to argue their political ideologies
>>7757533
And you're one of us.
>>7757531
get a PO box maybe
>>7757533
this place has convinced me trannies should be stripped of voting rights
thank god we're 0.3% of the population or something
>>7757502
Being prejudiced against a toxic ideology like Islam is just common sense.
>>7757509
>Race is a social construct
This is a relatively new understanding of race stemming from "critical race theory" which was developed by Harvard professor Noel Ignatiev. Here are some quotes from Professor Ignatiev that should tell you all you need to know about his motives. Look him up if you find them difficult to believe.
>"The goal of abolishing the white race is on its face so desirable that some may find it hard to believe that it could incur any opposition other than from committed white supremacists."
>"The editors meant it when they replied to a reader, 'Make no mistake about it: we intend to keep bashing the dead white males, and the live ones, and the females too, until the social construct known as "the white race" is destroyed—not "deconstructed" but destroyed.'"
>>7757528
you mean like how europeans have a historical pattern of enslaving and fucking over other peoples?
>>7757531
pretty sure it's illegal for them to be opening your mail unless you're a minor.
That being said you should get a PO box like the anon suggested
>>7757495
hugg
>go outside
>don't pass with grey beanie
>take off beanie
>start passing
What the fuuuuuuck
Like, I just wanna wear cool hats and look andro af.
Should I get a different color?
>>7757545
oyyy vey
if only the white man didn't invent slavery
there was never any slavery in the world until the white man dunnit
how do people use this thread without filters
>>7757550
ITS THE SKULL SIZE
>>7757496
>>7757528
Why did /pol/ have to choose one of the few webcomic artists I actually like to start making edgy racist edits out of?
>>7757547
I'm 25 and I can't exactly press charges on the people who let me stay in the house for free.
I should get a PO box, gonna have to just ask USPS to start holding my packages and driving there to pick it up from now on.
Just pissed they found out again this time since they thought I wasn't on them.
>>7757545
You do understand that war and slavery are not European inventions? Tribal war and slavery in Africa, the Americas and Asia goes back to prehistory. In fact, Europe was the first place on earth to outlaw slavery.
And right now, today in 2017, the Bantu men in the Congo are keeping Pygmy people as their slaves. But of course you will never hear about this from SJWs. They don't care about slavery if the slavemasters and slaves are both black. Are you going to fight for Pygmy rights?
>>7757555
Look, just because you have a huge fucking head doesn't mean you need to project your insecurities on everyone else. Just stop.
>>7757552
I never said anything like that I was just pointing out that europeans colonized and brutally dominated most of the world so by your historical pattern idea people are justified in being prejudice against them
>>7757545
slavery was common in all nations
right now its pretty much just the west who has abolished it
>>7757562
I'm not the one that doesn't pass with a beanie on
>>7757533
this is a much better way to fail as a man than to become an actual deadbeat dad or a criminal or pic related
>>7757568
>since theyre so prone to mental instability
>shouldnt they be treated like special eds?
:(
its not that bad...
>>7757533
but you're the only failed man here
>>7757568
don't special eds get government aid?
sign me up
Sometimes I think I'm the only one who even cares about the noble Pygmy people. They deserve to be free. They can't fight for their freedom on their own, guys! Pygmies are like four feet tall on average. They need our help. When will we start walking the talk?
>>7757545
>you mean like how europeans have a historical pattern of enslaving and fucking over other peoples?
yeah, but to be fair, not nearly as much as other non-european countries
>>7757572
...? But that's what you implied.
>>7757579
>you're the only failed man here
except for me
>>7757460
Smoked salmon +goat cheese crostini+scallions
Tuna+avocado with ginger green onion+ sesame seed oil vinaigrette dressing and crackers
>>7757570
I would punch that dude in the face, srs. I hope he was laughed at for being so ignorant of history.
>>7757570
Let me stop you right there on that image, ancient slavery was not the same as modern slavery.
While slavery is obviously wrong, at the time slavery was literally the bedrock of every economy.
Not critiquing most of the image, Aamer Bahman or w/e seems pretty fucking racist against white people but the inclusion of the Persian invasions of Greece seem a little silly.
The other examples are fine though.
>>7757575
neither of those sound very fun
>>7757578
you should trust me on this really
im an outside perspective with a lot of time observing trannies
99% of them have a serious mental issue
just go through all the trips in your head
>>7757579
unfortunately i dont think horse types count as failed men desu
>>7757470
Lol I know, I was just joking edie. :p
>>7757606
they don't, cringy beta males do though
>>7757533
>skinny beta neet who sits in their room all day doing drugs and picking on transgirls
>not a failed man
>>7757561
>>7757570
I never said anywhere that europeans were the only people to do war and slavery, you are the ones trying to say I said that. My point was the idea that prejudice can be justified from presumed historic behaviour is stupid
>>7757583
idk in the modern era I think europeans were dominating people on a larger scale than anyone else
>>7757606
>99% of them have a serious mental issue
Then why do you spend so much time posting here?
>>7757606
>99% of them have a serious mental issue
I think you just see some of the worst of it posted on here
but in all honesty I do get pretty intense mood swings sometimes :(
and I've been told by friends its kind of concerning :(
>>7757597
the point is
it wasnt until the modern era and industrialisation when we were able to say
>actually no we dont need slavery any longer
the entire american civil war was about the fact that everyone knew that with modern production methods they just didnt need slaves however the southern states were full of cheap landowner democrats
>>7757619
its like jerry springer
>>7757618
>the idea that prejudice can be justified from presumed historic behaviour is stupid
My prejudice against Islam is based on Islamic ideas, although the history of creeping Islamization also pretty horrifying and should serve as a warning.
>>7757624
oh, yeah i'm not arguing much of that. i'm only saying that Ancient Slavery was a bad example.
>>7757597
didn't the persians get absolutely destroyed when they tried to invade greece lmao not a great example
>>7757620
of course you do, you're that kind of cunt
>>7757628
except slavery isnt an ancient problem
its still very much so a modern problem
qatar has real actual african slaves right now
the west isnt perfect but we have taken a moral stance against slavery
Babysitting my little cousins makes me want children even more.
i hate this board
>>7757629
Yeah, they got driven back. One of the defining battles of the first Persian invasion was the Battle of Marathon where around 11,000 Greeks defeated around 26,000 Persians
>>7757639
i hate kids
>>7757627
okay
>>7757631
why can you never resist picking fights with drake and shakira? do you have a pathological hatred of trips named after singers?
>>7757640
why are you here
>>7757635
Yes, I'm not disputing that. The West has moral superiority over much of the current world.
>>7757640
then leave
>>7757640
Lollll
Why even come here if you can't deal with literally anyone but sass?
>>7757650
isn't that racist to say..?
>>7757640
filter me daddy
>>7757640
But you like my cooking :p
Though i didn't technally cook anything.
With liquid courage
I can beat all my doubt
>>7757653
its just like 5 trips and replies to said trips, and a few words
>>7757652
/ded/
>>7757655
How would that be racist?
>>7757655
yes the west is evil
>>7757665
You have problems.
What words? "You"?
Honestly, it's better to stamp out a problem while it's still small than to let it grow into a big problem before you do anything about it.
>>7757648
beta male neets grind my gears
>>7757640
I wish vanilla 4chan extension had recursive filtering I tried 4chanx but there are some things I really didn't like about it
>>7757671
>Shakira Law
>>7757673
>male
>>7757670
/^!!ywZFjeFf3ZA$/
/^!!\+s5G3upkTjc$/
/^!!nIM3nIuo9M4$/
/^!lBIRDYqWO2$/
/^!\.FAg\/\.DDY\.$/
/^!TD26RUSSiA$/
/^!Lust\/\/V4Rc$/
/^!6Hug\.MeTFU$/
/trump/i
/Mike Pence/i
/\/pol\//
/cuck/i
/skull size/i
>>7757677
You really shouldn't be going off that definition, go off the dictionary definition...
is there drama yet
>>7757684
good taste in filters
>>7757679
you can disable most of it
>>7757673
>beta male neets grind my gears
Uh oh
>>7757684
>/skul size/i
a bit touchy on that, are we?
and who in their right mind filters edie!
>>7757684
Good list desu. Have the Charlotte stamp of approval ;D
>>7757693
there could be more drama
ugh it's so humid and i skipped the gym yesterday because it was humid.
fuckkkkkk time to be sticky sweaty today
:|
>>7757699
>who in their right mind filters edie!
i dont have anything against her, i just think shes a bit annoying
>>7757672
they're annoying
>>7757706
hot
>>7757712
they're adorable
and curious
and sweet
i felt really bad today
>>7757706
southern states kinda feel inhospitable whenever you go outside because of it
>>7757719
hugg
>>7757719
Reminds me of a self portrait I did.
>>7757719
Feel better okay? We're all in this together.
Its pretty fuckin gay in here
I'm sure the oroville dam integrity is just fine
good history books???
also maybe how 2 program??? i wanna bu y a rhaspberry pi and start learning stuff
>>7757730
Not an intentional failure, but often controlled by the uninformed who want personal importance.
>>7757743
read this a couple months ago
>>7757739
nothing to worry about
>>7757752
>start with the greeks
aw dang this meme again
>>7757743
>also maybe how 2 program??? i wanna bu y a rhaspberry pi and start learning stuff
this + meme socks
>>7757755
What sort of history do you like?
>>7757737
sorry
>>7757739
I hope not
>>7757743
Ask your local library
>>7757754
What the hell am I even looking at anon
>>7757755
I'm sorry
it's the only one I've read recently
>>7757758
Lanna you gave me the gay.
I can't stop thinking about supermarket muscle man.
>>7757754
everything will be fine
>>7757215
Fur>anime
>>7757763
uhh thats straight tho
talk to me when you're craving kisses from people of the feminine persuasion
>>7757768
i know that feel
=v=
>>7757758
You get one warning
>>7757764
Bring on the nukes
>>7757763
its okay sass its jusst a fetish
>>7757684
>Regex
>tfw first person I come out to is totally accepting and what not
>tfw calls me hon unironically
kill me, I don't even know if he knows the memes
Your radiance runs deep
In my color scheme
>>7757761
http://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2017/2/13/14598042/oroville-dam-flood-evacuation
>>7757768
i want girl kisses
>>7757730
what's so hot about a boy who isn't masculine enough to be a man so he tries to be cute and approachable instead so people would like him
i'm not a fetish
>>7757775
whats wrong with it
>>7757777
check'd
Oh dog, I think I just dun goof'd.
>quit job at company 2 years ago
>largely cut off all contact with old colleagues since then, but occasionally someone from there will ask how i'm doing
>been unemployed for 2 years since then, but told them i moved into a successful role in another field
>just applied for a job on a recruiter's website
>company description is very similar to my old company and the job is in the same area where there aren't many of those businesses
>mfw i think i just applied for my old job 2 years after i quit
I really, really hope it's a different company, but I have a bad feeling that my wall of lies is about to come crumbling down when they see my application.
>>7757776
relax faggot
>>7757778
Its okay I learned how to use google in the last five minutes
>>7757777
holy shit
>>7757761
>What the hell am I even looking at anon
damage that the emergency spillway received because they couldnt use the main spillway as half the main spillway eroded away
also the main spillway had been damaged for ten years and nobody bothered fixing it or upgrading the emergency spillway which was a recommendation of a report from 2005
right now they are releasing from the main spillway to try and get the level down as there is more rain on the way to the catchment area
they are also putting as much rock and material into the heavily damaged areas of the emergency spillway to try and mitigate the damage
>>7757781
>calls himself a "sissy white boy"
>then says "i'm not a fetish"
You fetishized your own femininity and also your own racial background.
>>7757790
This is like best explanation though.
>>7757793
this was the first day of the emergency before the main spillway became damaged
>>7757799
>>7757799
Why don't they cover it with a propylene tarp?
Stupid engineers
>>7757803
>>7757806
>tfw not being kissed
>>7757806
It's your fault ;~;
>>7757789
Sounds like you got your just deserts
>>7757792
nah just really really bland
>>7757793
kek good times
>>7757798
Fiiinnnee i'll look at it
>>7757799
Doesn't seen like it would be a big problem
>>7757806
wew then you get a second warning yeah but that'll make you regret everything
>>7757719
:(
sis
>>7757812
:c
tfw
>>7757815
I mean
they could try
>>7757822
What does it take to get punished around here~
>>7757839
slut
>>7757838
Just got home from dinner with my parents, we watched The Secret Life Of Pets and they surprised me with presents!
First Vday I wasn't alone in years~ ;w;
>>7757282
I love psychology. People who have everyone wanting to date them are inclined to want to just be left alone. People who have nobody wanting to date them are included to be sad and feel alone at being single.
>>7757839
all I had to do was ask momma Nep
>>7757839
I have no idea I've been out of the business I'm all about shitty jokes now
>>7757851
that's sweet :)
>>7757822
> Sounds like you got your just deserts
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids...
>>7757839
a lot, friend!
I appreciate you, okay? you matter!
hope that's what you were looking for, winner <333
nim is nice
I lit a candle because I wanted my room to smell like green apple but it doesn't seem to be releasing any scent :/
>>7757870
You mean the meddling monetary system
>>7757862
>yume nikki
good taste!
Some tranny I know announced proudly that they are finally on estrogen. But not t-blockers "because they want to have kids".
Dumbass. That estrogen won't affect you at all without blockers...
>>7757894
uh did you tell her
I'm on Pinterest for some reason.
Is this a good dress?
>>7757894
what
>>7757867
My mom and I bicker a lot but at the end of the day I know she loves me n.n
>>7757891
pain? there's no room for pain here
especially when ive thrown you a surprise pizza party!
eat up, but leave some room for the cake <333
>>7757894
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>7757886
Well Mado is my name yume nikki is my game. But thanks anon
>>7757891
I mean yeah if you'd pay attention in the last two years. We never talked much though
>>7757894
kek just kek
>>7757895
Nah. They want kids so it's kind of an either/or thing. Can't do both. Plus, I barely know them.
>>7757905
pat mado once
>>7757894
I've been wondering what would happen if I halved my spiro dosage, would the estrogen still be effective, would I get erections again, etc.
>>7757905
Ok yeah I thought it was you mado hi
>>7757901
ye i have the same relationship with my mom :/
we're both really different people but we share one trait: our stubbornness lol
>>7757905
hi mado
>>7757905
I never got to finish it before my computer croaked. I think I got almost all the artifacts.
That is a great game to play alone in the dark, lemme tell ya. Fuck survival horror, nothing makes you feel as weirded out and isolated as Yume Nikki. I love it.
>>7757896
only if you wear it with a ribbon in your hair
>>7757921
>we're both really different people but we share one trait: our stubbornness lol
same
tho as i get older i act and look more and more like her
>>7757921
Me too! My mom and I both talk a lot and we're both very independent so I think we're just very similar and sometimes we clash.
>>7757925
I dunno
I like it
>>7757928
Ditto! If only I got my mom's height though, she's 5'3 Dx
>>7757928
yeah people said i looked like her a lot when i was growing up
i shouldve started hormones then h-haha
>>7757323
Boyfriend sent flowers with a sweet note to my work.
>>7757905
pat mado multiple times
>>7757937
How tall are you?
>>7757929
my mom has a tendency to coddle me and ive always been more independent so it's caused a lot of arguments, especially when i was a teenager
>everyone think trump is daddy
>let's be honest though
>socialism has all the hot boys
>>7757903
But I want people to make me feelpain
>>7757288
Is the 1/12 stat true? I've never been able to find a good source.
>>7757909
pat nim five
>>7757914
Hey elanna i'm just sticking my head in again because I got nothin goin on
>>7757923
Heyy i'm not sure who this is
>>7757924
I love it. I've beaten it more times then I can count. You should really pick it up again and try out yume 2kki
>>7757942
pat anon five times more then they pat me
>>7757944
About 5'6, I know I know it isn't tall but al the cis girls I know are 5'0-5'4, and they're all super skinny and petite.
>>7757942
wtf
>>7757950
>trudeau
>socialist
are you retarded?
>>7757894
>That estrogen won't affect you at all without blockers...
my endo (and results) disagree
>>7757954
>pat anon five times more then they pat me
nwn
>>7757937
my mom is 5'6" i think but i wouldn't wanna be that short. i actually love being as tall as i am
>>7757938
ha yeah same hahahaha uggh
nah you kno what tho, if i had done things differently then i most likely wouldn't have all the friends and stuff that i do now, so, im okay with how things turned out i think. i love the ppl in my life and cant imagine it without them
>>7757950
>when Faye spouts leftist nonsense
almost getting hard, right through the cypro
mmmmmmm oh god
>>7757946
...IS YOUR MOM MINE?!
My mom still calls me when I go out to bars to make sure I'm not drunk driving or she will lecture me for not doing my hw right when it's assigned Lmfao.
>>7757968
im half-memeing, im just getting "jfc im never gonna pass what am i doing" feels today
>>7757950
>trudeau
>socialist
>>7757963
Ted Cruz said he was
In American terms he isn't trying to dismantle your healthcare so he might as well be
>>7757954
mado how do i become a cool dude
>>7757950
but Trump is daddy
trudeau sounds like a math teacher
>>7757963
To be fair, she lives in a country where anything left of Obama is considered socialist.
>>7757968
My dad is 5'8 (was 5'10 when he was younger) so I got right inbetween, I think my mom was 5'5 when I was little. Weird how the body shrinks after 50 haha.
there was a girl almost identical to elanna at the lesbian bar and its fucking with my mind
I'm too drunk to say anything else.
Good night.
>>7757951
but i hired circus performers to perform for you while i tuck you in with a bowl of ice cream..
>>7757990
goodnight
>>7757969
No I just forgot. Are you boo frog pookie i'm bad with names.
>>7757979
>dude
rude
jk
You just do what you want and don't care about nobody
but what would I no i'm not cool and I don't even live by that standard I do drugs till I don't have any and then cry about not having drugs
>>7757974
ahh i see yeah. i remember them feels.
>>7757987
aww man i dont wanna shrink shit
just another reason for me and my bestie to thelma & louise ourselves when we're in our 40s.
my dad is the same height as me tho. and my best friend, a cis lady, is an inch taller than me, so hanging around with her kinda made me love my height
>>7757990
man, elanna's really been getting around lately
probably to the surprise of no one here
>>7757971
I have the same feeling watching trudeau cuck trump with that handshake
>>7757990
that's interesting
>>7757995
how tall are you?
im seppuku tier 6'0
>>7757964
Interesting.
>>7757994
no drugs are bad okay
>>7757998
I watched the entire meeting they had with women entrepreneurs and every woman in the room wanted some Canadian cum. That electric commie charisma
>>7757982
Trudeau actually looks like that tho
>>7758003
>sass goes from tripfag to namefag
inspiring
>>7758016
are you saying that Trump doesnt?
>>7757994
ooh
i just didnt think you knew me as boo
hi mado!
you doing okay?
>>7758004
I went to private school
>>7758004
ok no ice cream then thanks for telling me
the circus performers are also professionally trained singers so whenever you're ready to sleep just tell them to stop their contourtionist act and sing you to sleep
good girls need their rest <3
>>7757995
Aww! Yeah one of my best cis girlfriends is 5'10 and her 19 year old sister is 6'3!!!
>>7758003
Then I can just wear heels and we will be the same! :3
>>7758006
Holy shit our moms were sep at birth, whenever mine watches the news and some new young oft trend comes on she's like "YOU ARENT DOING THAT ARE YOU?!" Hahaha
>>7758021
>>7758004
im convinced the government tries to get people to completely misunderstand what socialism is on purpose to make it look bad
>>7758023
I guess money can't buy everything
>>7758026
yeah it makes me feel like she doesn't trust me! ill be on the computer and she'll just come around my room be like "be careful.."
>>7758031
>the government
No republicans do it to scare people to vote, same way they're saying that fox and breitbart are the only real news
>>7758030
he just wears a bodysuit and a bunch of body armor under his suit
>>7758004
Oh you know same as it always is. Terrible just terrible
How's your homoerotic life?
>>7758013
Only a few and usually only when they're abused.Each their own but that doesn't make them bad they're actually wonderful imo
>>7758022
Yeah I knowish you.
I could be better could be worse
>>7758040
gaahh Dx
>>7758038
democrats dont like socialism either
>>7758038
oh fuck that's it mmmm
now say he isn't your president
>>7758043
was your Valentine's Day funfun
>>7758031
reminds me when people were asked whether they supported obamacare or the affordable care act, and a large number of people said they didn't approve of the former, but loved the latter
branding and marketing is pretty important, even for ideas
Would a tranny look good in a sundress?
I'm asking for a friend.
>>7758045
Yes they do they want socialized medical care, socialized retirement,socialized schooling
>>7758053
i cant wait til i move out! i can do stuff without feeling like im making someone paranoid D:
im not even a bad kid!
>>7758057
Depends what your friend looks like.
>>7758050
Meh just like everyday except I ran out of weed.
Just lonely and uneventful
How was yours?
>>7758043
Hows the wife?
is she doing okay?
>>7758048
#calexit
>>7758057
I don't know, but I certainly hope so.
Sundresses seem so nice.
>>7758061
Exactly! We've never even been sexually active like cmon moms! >.<
>>7758066
i just don't like being part of the 6 foot club
>>7758057
depends on the cut of the dress. In general I would suggest not wearing dresses that accentuate the shoulders like your pic related does.
wear dresses which obscure the shoulders, highlight the neck, collar, waist, hips, etc.
>>7758058
your surgery is tomorrow right? soon? ily, hope it goes well. I'm so envious! lol
>>7758058
welfare is not socialism
>>7758070
But I never had a wife
>>7758066
I got hit on by a 5'4 guy at the mall last weekend so I think men with confidence are the ones that will approach. :)
>>7758081
hailey my dude
come on play along
>>7758077
8 hours ;-;
And then I can't talk for a month
>>7758075
yeah what the heck!
all im hiding from you is that im using hormones to slowly change myself to look like a woman, that's it mom!
>>7758077
do you have an example?
>>7758064
did homework
had a voice lesson with zheanna
got sad and had a nap
and here i am now!
>>7758082
True <3
>>7758078
>>7758057
it a shame, but:
S H O U L D E R S
>>7758096
you're gonna sound like such a girl
>>7758098
just have smaller shoulders durr
>>7758072
you arent going to be home for calexit tho
>>7758076
ohh
i know im not 'that' tall but i used to not like my height too.
maybe you'll end up embracing it eventually like i did tho!
>>7758082
yeah thats a good point!
i dont mind shorter guys, to a certain extent i guess. i'd prefer a big burly gentle pollack who could carry me in his arms like an unruly sheep, but i'm not about turning down a dude just cos he's shorter than me. it's hard enough dating as is.
>>7758089
>And then I can't talk for a month
if only that extended to typing too
>>7758105
i hope only the bad parts fall off
>>7758085
Doesn't sound so bad but that last part is a real birch to deal with
Major depression is going to be the death of me
>>7758086
Oh okay well in that case we're divorced because she didn't want to be in a relationship with some one "psychologically unhealthy" as I am.
>>7758094
Sounds more productive than anything I've done in the past two weeks hope you're feeling better though
>>7758103
I guess I picked the wrong image, but it still has a similar spirit of ridicule that I was going for.
>>7758085
>Got any mixer?
Not really. I also have a dentist appointment tomorrow :/
>>7758102
yeah maybe but i don't think she's letting herself believe it ;-;
she's pretty homophobic and like always dreamed about having a son so idk i always felt like i had to play that role m, even if i was shitty at it
idk if she'll ever accept me
>>7758095
This is like saying Purim isn't a dictator because they had a fair election and voted for him 103% in some areas
Forms of socialism are socialism, a thing doesn't have to be pure to have a definition, we don't say this about democracy and capitalism (ours isn't pure) unless we're trying to sound like a asshole
>>7758106
yeah hopefully :<
im hoping hrt memes me down to 5'11 at least but i know that's a stretch
>>7758110
>>7758111
yeah im a little better now! i just think the hormones are giving me mood swings x-x
>>7757937
5'3" is short and i'm manlet
but with a heeled shoe I can be tall(er) and it gives me more confidence
>>7758098
if cd's can pull them off, you can too
you just have to find one that suits you well
and it feels so nice when the wind hits your shoulders
>>7758085
do you have something against traps - guys that can pass as girls?
>>7758122
water is gay
>>7758118
youre just flat out wrong though
>>7758110
But then the huge tax spounging welfare queen parts full of uneducated hicks couldnt afford to import all the water into the literal dessert they live in and would die
>>7758124
I have nothing against traps I'd tickle their prostate
>>7758130
you stopped hrt?
>>7758126
socialism and welfare are both ridiculous leftist crap
why bother making a distinction?
>>7758122
the best part is 90% of water use in cali is from corporation use for factories and etc
yet only the 10% of residential has ever been regulated
really makes u think about lib poitics
>>7758111
Awwwwh
im sorry to hear mado ;___;
i hope youre at least grieving well and not being too mopey about it
did it happen after you guys argued or something?
>>7758126
You posted an article from Wikipedia, I've sat through lectures given by phd's, your opinion doesn't outway common scholarly discussion on the topic
>>7758127
ooooo Faye so elitist
>>7758126
honestly lauren i didnt think even you were dumb enough to take what faye says with any credibility
oh yay another political episode
who wants me to tie their hands behind their back and reduce them to a bruised quivering mess?
i'm bored
>>7758144
lauren btfo
>>7758120
is height loss like a confirmed thing that can happen? i've heard lots of claims of it
>>7758149
mememememe
>>7758149
lets eat some pizza and respect each other's personal space!
>>7758144
> I've sat through lectures given by phd
who? what were the lectures about?
>>7758152
nothing proven
just pipe dreams to make u guys feel better i think
>>7758134
Its up there
>>7758136
Yep fucking kill me please
>>7758138
lol me grieving well kek
Yeah nah and shes not making it any easier for me
Yeah pretty much and me talking about killing myself
>>7758152
apparently it's "shrinking ligaments" but it seems really memey lol
>>7758138
You obviously didn't see all those farms go under and get bought out by low water use crop producers when they cut flow
It's almost like you have a the knowledge base of a high schooler trying to google a term paper
>>7758159
that's probably not a good thing to do mado :(
what's that, /mtfg/?
politics you say?
well, I was gonna post about dresses....but I suppose I can hop on board
>>7758149
fuck me up b
>>7758165
keep posting qt dresses
I'm just enjoying this day.
pay no mind to what I say
>>7758168
>tfw straight
:D
>>7758161
HRT made me grow a functioning uterus and overies :)
>>7758165
Very nice trip.
>>7758174
You on the right
>>7758161
oh i c
>>7758176
don't meme me 5 foot club this is all i got!
>>7758168
beat elanna then me so her blood gets in my wounds <3
>>7758167
I'm sorry, comrade.
I cannot do that.
>>7758182
but that's a boy on left!!!
>>7758184
don't listen to the susans hons height loss is a fucking m e m e
>>7758185
i'll alternate so you both don't feel neglected
>>7758145
>mfw elitsm
Eco was right mis amigas.
>>7758191
why you do dis
My wave, my shark, my demon in the dark
The blue tide pulling me under
>>7758195
same
>>7758191
lann so cruel
>>7758176
ever since I'm on HRT, I can't get pregnant anymore. ;-;
>>7758201
then ill stop hrt!!!
not really but it hurts a lil
also wtf i dont kiss boys
>>7758193
we must revive the aristocracy
>>7758164
I didn't have a choice
>>7758169
kek yeah no problem if the people I hire to make me feel better can't help you'd just be wasting your time. But thanks senpai you tried your best.
>>7758195
Get out of here laura
>>7758193
Are we doing old people facebook memes
>>7758195
I love you :>
im trying to lose weight but im getting stronk popcorn cravings
should i make popcorn y/n
>>7758214
aaand I left my trip off
>>7758208
But the only the correct kind.
>>7758216
popcorn has barely any calories
>>7758206
>i dont kiss boys
also yay i got my anti-frizz leave-in conditioner ^^
>>7758220
Which is?
>>7758222
no see im something called straightgay: i like girls and im a girl but im not gay cuz the word "straight" is in front of the "gay"
this is oppose to gaystraight: being a girl and liking boys. This is gay because the "gay" is in front of the "straight"
hopefully this clears things up
>>7758206
You should kiss a boy its fun
>mfw the only person in the photo who is going to be in the whitehouse in a year is pence
>>7758201
>False hope is even more cruel than the alternative
I feel like my entire transition is false hope some days
>>7758216
>should i make popcorn y/n
Yes, but do it right. A pot on the stove and heated in coconut oil.
>>7758221
>popcorn has barely any calories
Until you start drowning it in butter, which i can't help but do >.>
>>7758213
But it's Umberto Eco Faye! it's not just any numbskull. It does sound pedantic I'll give you that.
>old people memes
do you have one with Sass
>>7758202
I'd look bad in it
>>7758221
but in order for it to be perfect i have to pop it in nonvirgin coconut oil and use butter-flavored salt that's made specially for movie theatre popcorn
>>7758221
>>7758228
youve contracted autism from posting here too much
>>7758214
>>7758218
fly me to the (Galilean) moon(s)
because Jupiter's moons are cooler than Earth's
>>7758213
how was your Valentine's Day?
>>7758236
a-am i the only one that likes air popped with garlic powder
>>7758235
seriously post those PhDs ( in a relevant field) disagreeing with me
>>7758236
i pop it in a popper with nonvirgin coconut oil and flavacol, the specialized salt used by movie theatre butter
but the popper leaves the popcorn with too much humidity so after it's done popping i put it in the oven for half an hour to get rid of access humidity
R E S I S T
>>7758235
not kidding if you say "not my president" I will cum
>>7758235
That's still pretty bad, But at least it won be a fascist ruling by decree
>>7758233
it's just like kissing a girl tho right
>>7758221
what kind of monster eats plain popcorn though?
>>7758242
literally what
btw when you transitioning finally?
>>7758215
It'll be the only thing honored in my will
>>7758228
from good or bad music depending on your opinion
>>7758243
I hear Europa is nice this time of year
>>7758258
Their facial hair is scritchy :3
>>7758253
based Snickerdoodle
>>7758264
do they push you up against the wall and do it
my gf in high school did that
i swear my gf is a cis girl chaser and is just lying to me about having a dick to entice me
>>7758268
what makes you think that gracie
>>7758267
Not always but I like it the most when I'm pinned up against the wall and they force kisses on me
>>7758261
I really loved what you wrote. it was beautiful and it moved me.
>>7758230
Am I being memed on?
I'm just more confused now.
>>7758268
nim am I gay
>>7758276
no this is the system i use to be both be a girl and like other girls and still be straight
>>7758281
nim
>>7758262
i have literally no clue what you are talking about
did i miss something?
am i being dumb?
>>7758263
How high the moon,
Does it touch the stars?
>>7758275
ohh... that was just a quote. i thought you knew by now that i just quote songs lyrics, i barely ever write anything myself anymore.
>>7758254
Trump is a white nationalist fascist.
>>7758279
do you like girls or boys
>>7758254
>>7758250
When I'm home I'll pull up my transcripts and post every phd in government I've had, but like my surgery is in 7 hrs and I'm in a hotel rn
>>7758275
I am a fascist.
Prepare for battle
>>7758274
it was really hot cuz id be all nervous and then she'd just do it and all i could do was blush
it was pretty alpha on my part
>>7758287
girls and boys that look like girls
>>7758285
oh. why don't you write
>>7758281
Why would a tranny care so much about coming off as straight though?
>>7758270
a teaspoon of that salt has 114% of my recommended daily sodium intake tho
>>7758291
that's straightgay, which on the traditional system is straight
congrats!
>>7758290
Thanks for reminding me but god damn you are such a fucking girl
>>7758293
this truly is the center of the nim-dilemma
>>7758178
Eventually!
>>7758268
I'm not cis, I swear.
>>7758293
because im not gay and i can't be gay so i developed a system in which im not
>>7758230
>i like girls
implying you aren't straightgaystraight
>>7758272
I'm confused you're confusing
Explain yourself
>>7758285
I'm just being confusing
https://coenurus.bandcamp.com/track/cherie-part-1
I also forgot to post this
>>7758292
i have no drive to i guess
and nothing worth writing down ever comes to mind anymore
>>7758293
means theyre not actually trans then yes?
>>7758288
If you cum inside me I will vote Democrat for the rest of my life.
>>7758248
Air popped is okay. My air popper is cheap and smells like toxic Chinese plastic and electricals so I only make it on the stove >.>
I've never tried it with garlic idk. I'd try it though.
>>7758252
Daamn, Nim the Gourmet :)
>>7758270
>butter is good for you too, better than margarine anyway
It has a lot of calories though :(
>>7758288
Lucky draw sucked
Not a dupe but meh...
>>7758291
Tfw look like a man's man
>>7758310
>not being bi-partisan
>>7758274
I want a girl to do this to me, but I don't know how well it would work because I'm really tall.
Do you think I could get a similar effect from being pinned down against the bed?
>>7758299
haha yeah idk i just didn't wanna do anything wrong so i got nervous!
>>7758289
*punches nazi*
american eagle flies higher
buffalo roam on the grassy midwest plains.
the swamp becomes drained
the Mississippi flows freely once again
George Washington smiles from heaven as he touches Ronald Reagan's penis.
>>7758324
i was taller than my gf and she was able to do it
>>7758324
I'm taller than my gf and she pins me anyways it's really hot.
I think it just sort of happens when you're a bottom?
>>7758304
that has straight in the word TWICE so im happy with this!
>>7758333
it happens when you're an alpha too right
>>7758307
but this is a cycle, nothing comes because you don't write because nothing comes.
don't be a slave to inspiration. ;)
>>7758335
yeah im an alpha male you know
>>7758331
Sass be cute
We can have a green card marriage after Faye breaks my heart
i wish i wish i was a fish
>>7758339
ppfffftttttttttttttttt
>>7758342
i think i'm past the age of being cute. I get to be sexy and stuff.
>>7758323
I got 1/11 cardinal
It was a dupe
>>7758339
phew
almost had an existential crisis
>>7758342
Are you a girl or a boy >.>
>>7758343
why? are humans too messy for you :>
>>7758343
i <3 betas
>>7758334
yeah!
now go kiss boys and proudly state that you're straightᵍᵃʸstraight!
>>7758355
wait hey that's actually gay!
>>7757470
bnet where
>>7758356
no its not
it cant be
the word straight is in it twice
>>7758346
that's fine
cute is my go-to positive adjective when I'm acting like a stupid faggot
>>7758352
Nah, to escape the troubles of humanity
But on the other hand... rockets!
>>7758353
I like goldfish for some reason even though most people think they are dumb and boring.
>>7758358
you don't understand anon i can't kiss boys :(
>>7758351
I'm a femboy!
inb4 >>>/femgen/
this general is better
>>7758365
>femboy
So when are you gonna admit you're just repressing being trans?
>>7758363
why?
boys are handsome and smell nice and treat you nice.. and they do other things
also like its not gay for a girl to be straightᵍᵃʸstraight
>>7758370
I do not have gender dysphoria.
>>7758372
i cant do it because i wouldn't be able to forgive myself..
>>7758379
>>7758381
theres nothing to forgive though
>>7758379
>Dress you up and call you a girl...
Ugh empty promises
>>7758382
my 7 year old goldies died recently, the other three are 3 & 4 years old and doing well
sometimes they just dont do well for very long in captivity
>>7758375
>tfw you're so alpha that you can be a little bitch sub and still be alpha
>>7758382
trips are gross silly
>>7758384
on my and families side there is :(
>>7758387
shh nim you're like negative alpha
ahpla.
>>7758391
Lol ok.
sup nerds
>>7758392
I know it sucks that your family isnt more accepting (that you know of) but that might change if you educate them
>>7758383
And then you pretend you're a boy in public?
Extra hot
>>7758405
>educate them
how
idk it's like an internal thing too
id feel disgusting
i hate accidentally finding random pics of myself on my computer or phone when im dysphoric because it reminds me how ugly and manly i am
>>7758404
throw rock at char
>>7758306
Why did you and Hailey break up?
It really bothers me how so many people here try and push a different sexuality on to nim and others, rather than let them explore it on their own if they ever choose to do so.
tfw u r high on pillz and u want someone to take advantage of u but they aint
Ok I'm out. Have fun and stuff and ahave safe sex.
>>7758407
Laters ;)
>>7758425
the fuck dude poor dog
>>7758425
they better be sugar pills!
>>7758407
>pretend
whatever you like~