Hey /lbgt/, youngfag here. I really want to get a dildo but im

Order online

>>7752219
Order online to a friend's address.

>>7752219
just dont :)

Is there a sex shop anywhere near your house? Like, within walking or biking distance?

Amazon.com sells sex toys. Ship to a friend's house if necessary.

Also, buy something reasonable. If you get the ultra-cock 5000 and it's too big for you you'll regret the loss of money and effort getting it. I recommend a hard and fast rule: nothing longer than, or thicker than, your own penis. You can always use a smaller dildo, but you can't easily adapt to a too big one.

>>7752219
3d print one at the library.

Make it a thick meaty sucker that fills up as much as the print space as possible, set it to maximum fill, then they'll have to sit there wand watch this gigantic meaty dick print for a week straight.

>>7752329
Wonderful