Cis Lesgen

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>skinny, average,"" " "curvy"" " ""
well
Which are you?
and which do you like?

>>7750629
I'm curvy.
And I like them all.
My ex gf was bony though, and it hurt to cuddle.

>>7750629
Average and I prefer curvy, but the other two is fine.

>>7750629
Curvy is a word with no meaning any longer.

>>7750633
>bony and it hurt to cuddle

fat people actually believe this

>>7750787
>fat people actually get me to believe this about myself

>>7750598
>shower stuff
AAAAAAA FINALLY I'M IN THE NEWS

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>>7750598
>If you don't have anyone in mind anon, please be my valentine.

Gladly. My crush hasn't gotten back to me about preparing a glitter Valentine's Card for me yet either.
Also, I'm still in full-blown horny-because-period mode, and reading Nin doesn't help.

>>7750629
I'm skinnyfat and I extremely like women with dem fine tights.

>>7750629
I'm skinny and I love all of the above, including fat girls. Yes, I'm talking to all you 300 lb anons out there.

>>7750908
I have thighs. Are quads attractive?

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>>7750598
>Erotic dreams and the perverts who have them
i'm crushing on two of my class mates and constantly masturbate to the thought of having a threesome with them
i let them rest their heads on my breasts and vice versa,they both are dating dudes and i've had fantasies about making their boyfriends watch as we fuck and hold hands

>>7750921
I'm over beefy gals, milfs with their thickness invaded my heart.
But yes, it's cool.

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>>7750938
But MILFs just drink wine for their thickness....

Fuck Valentine's Day. I have to wait 24 hours until it's over.
>t. loner lezzie

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Order one of these from me if you want it tamped with

>>7750969
Assuming you meant 'tamper', it's pretty low to mess with people's food.

>tfw my crush is bislut
>yet she's so perfect
>her bod
>her personality
>thinking about it pops my brains
>I know it won't end well
>I'm fallen in love with her
Is this the end, clg?

>>7750958
Ew no my dreammilfs don't drink that piss

>>7750932
My most common sex dreams involve me being at an unknown place, surrounded by strangers, and scouting for girls to eat out.
We don't even do much else most of the time, I go straight to their pants and down to business.

Interesting enough, I've heard that sex dreams are almost always focused on receiving pleasure, not giving it. Especially men's dreams, to no one's surprise.

>>7750932

>holding hands

Disgusting, delete this.

>>7751017
I have a dream where I'm fucked and passed around by a group of girls in public, and everyone's cumming on me and pushing me over.

It's fucking steaming.

>>7751017
>I've heard that sex dreams are almost always focused on receiving pleasure, not giving it
that's weird,my sex dreams are mostly of me eating them out or fingering them while biting on their necks

>>7751081

...g- go on..

>>7750992
Is she down to fuck?

>>7750992
But think about this - what if she has an std. What if she's terrible at eating? Now that's horrible.

>>7750969
Please. I just like the garlic sauce.

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>>7751085
i don't know if it adds up but i'm always fucking one of them after comforting her,like when she's all suicidal and stuff.It usually takes place on our old high school's bathroom with me pushing her against the wall while she grabs my shoulders,or a more gentle alternative with us sitting on her bed during noon,her manga comics across the floor and a box of tissues next to the bed

>>7751133

>passionate comfort sex

My fetishes are getting awfully specific.

>>7751133
>her manga comics across the floor
what

>>7750629
I'm a bodybuilder so none of the above apply to me.
If a girl has a beautiful face any body type can be attractive to me. However, I have a desire to be the physically stronger and larger one in the relationship so I prefer petite girls in general.

>>7751155
i don't understand her weeaboo shit,but she has a lot of mangas,i really don't know why they're in my dreams but they're just there,

>a ton of my friends are going to vegas
>two of them are out bathing suit shopping
>getting change room bikini pics on snapchat
h e l p

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>clg

>>7751172
>bodybuilder
post pics pls

>>7751194
What does this post mean

>>7751172
Okay, /fit/.

>>7750629
>tfw chubby but zero tits

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>tfw no valentine for the 24th year in a row

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>>7751246

>>7750963
But it's a good excuse to eat chocolate?

>>7751293
>tfw you'll never be as good as Aphromoo
>tfw doublelift is now in TSM
>tfw Pobelter 200 IQ

>>7751308
double retired though
TSM is stuck with turtle this split

>>7750598
>past bin
>past
Why has this not been fixed yet reeee

>>7751320
Does cumming ever put you in this lull? Every time I cum, there's this deep fog that falls over me.

What chemical is doing this? I thought it was men that became tired after.

>>7751371
now we know you just came
LEWD

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>>7751320
You watch LCS too?

>tfw my name is now pancake anon
c'mon guys I make snickerdoodles too, why couldn't my name be snickerdoodle? or muffin since that's what I made last. those are both at least 3 times as cuter than pancake anon geez

>>7751426
L-Lewd... I-I mean, no I didn't... How does it mean I came?

>>7751433
No, be quiet pancake-anon.
Go make me some pancakes. I just got back from work and I'm starving.

>>7751436
Why else would you ask that? HMMMM!!!
>its okay tho
>I just came like 10 minutes ago too

>>7751445
You got me.

YOU CAME TOO

2000000000% LEWD

Do you feel that deep fog falling over you, too?

>>7751428
Ye, literally every week. Never thought anyone else here would watch lcs.

I had two drinks of Vodka Energy on Saturday and I have never felt as high as in that situation before.

>>7751453
Yup. Time to cuddle and afternoon nap.

Dinner later?

>>7750629
Average, and I like all three so long as they're not at the extreme of either end.

>>7750598
This will be my first ever Valentine's with a gf which is pretty exciting. I mean we're not doing anything for it but it's still exciting.

Was gonna meet a friend for a nice dinner but got bailed on, though.

>>7751460
Most definitely.

Cuddling after makes me want to do more lewd, y-you lewd machine.

>>7751481
Nope, nap time now. Just ignore the groping.

>>7751456
I haven't watched it much this season. I was going to watch it yesterday, but I got busy. All my favorite players have been retiring or getting less play time. I tend to watch them stream though.

>>7751479
>tfw with gf for six months
>break up before spending our first Valentine's day together
>tfw break up at all when we said we'd die without each other

>>7751490
O-okay... Can we make out for a minute or two first, though?

>>7751497
Yesterday's C9 vs C9 was real good and exciting, action and comebacks. And then Hai blindpicked Zed.
I'm losing interest in EU but NA is always a fun time.

>>7751527
Yea? Maybe I'll go back and watch the replay,

You play on EU or NA?

>>7751502
mmm.. Sure ;D

>>7751550
Worth a replay imo.
I'm EUW. And going to sleep right now.

>>7750629
If "skinny" includes "pale and underweight", that

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>>7751579
Goodnight!

>>7751562
DANK YOU MY BRIEND XDDDDDDD

>>7750598
>sister-lover keeps trying to fuck her sister
Excuse me, I'm trying all I can to NOT fuck my sister, and it's getting progressively more difficult with you people urging me on.
But I'm feeling much better today.

>>7751599
Is she your younger or older sister? I wish I had a sister to fuck around with.

>>7751371
Honestly not really, at least not the first orgasm unless I really take my time with it. Usually my first one of a session just makes me all giddy and energetic, like I just want to hug someone and cuddle and bury my face in her hair, and maybe keep going.
After three orgasms I'm basically dead though. Sleep like a rock.

>>7751612
Older, by two years.

>>7751440
how about you eat me out instead ;;;))))))
(do you want blueberries in them y/n? I have strawberries too if you want those instead)

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>>7751620
hhnnnggg. You lucky bastard!

>>7751620
just fuck her already Christ

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>>7751620
>Christmas Cake soon

Let me fuck her for you and I'll tell you all about it.

Also, happy Valentine's, my love.

>>7751624
If you have had my dinner ready by the time I got home, we would be fucking right now. You're a bad wife, pancake-anon.

>>7751640
s-sorry, I've been sick in bed all day. I didn't even go to my second class today because I slept through it after accidentally taking NyQuil instead of DayQuil

alt text: b-bad enough to be punished?

>>7751628
I am lucky, she's amazing.

>>7751632
Well I'm willing (but feeling kinda guilty about that), she's the one that needs convincing.

>>7751637
Hands off anon.
But happy valentine's too.
Fun fact, tomorrow's my birthday.

>>7751671
>she's the one that needs convincing
there's nothing a bottle of wine can't fix/convince.

>>7751679
I've been drunk with her quite often, but never with much success (apart from that one time where we kinda got touchy a bit but nothing substantial came of it and neither did I)
Problem is she easily drinks me under the table since I'm such a lightweight.

Anons, I've cum eight times and I'm still horny.

I think I must be ovulating.

>>7751703
Definitely Valentine's feelings!

>>7750992
Please, don't listen to our resident nazi trolls.
Bi girls can be great.

t. gf is bi and she hasn't traded me for some guy.

Who /HateHeterosexualsButLoveMILFs/ here?

>>7751692
ok do it again but this time have sex with her

>>7751710
>t. gf is bi and is going behind back to cheat but will get gonorrhea in throat soon

fix'd.

>>7751188
Post them here, obviously.

>>7751708
In the moments it took to reply, I came again.

Still horny.

>>7751723
Thanks miss smartypants. And how am I gonna manage that? I turn into a complete retard even thinking about flirting with her, and she's all bubbly and social and cool.

>>7751746
Jeez Anon, sprung a leak? I bet your room smells great though.
Sidenote, am I broken or does everyone here orgasm absurdly fast?

>>7751725
LOL
That's really funny anon.

It's funny because I have a gf who loves me and does not cheat on me, while the highlight of your day is shitposting on an egyptian pyramid-building forum.

>>7751758
>Egyptian pyramid-building forum
This meme is really getting out of hand guise

>>7751752
Why would it smell great?

I masturbate through crossing my legs, and squeezing my thighs rhythmically until I cum. It gets me off fast.

>>7751752
>how am I gonna manage that?
well honestly I'd say you'd probably wanna give her oral, but that's probably just because I like giving oral. you're just going to have to figure it out once you get her drunk.
what's stopping you from doing what you usually do to get in bed with girls?

>>7751758
>she posted nervously, her hands shaking as she desperately tried to deny the truth

>>7751776
d/a but
>why would the room where a woman is orgasming smell great
We're degenerates. We subsist on women's cum.

>>7751776
Sex smells? If I masturbate for a while I feel like everyone would know simply by walking in.

>>7751778
I'm never that straightforward honestly, and I'm a total idiot when it comes to flirting anyway, the few times I've actually managed to hook up with someone it was always her taking the lead, both outside and in the bedroom.
And yes I love oral too obviously, and I'd like nothing more than have her grab my hair and push my face into her crotch buuut y'know, I can't just ask that, she thinks I'm a weirdo already anyway because I kept going back to the time we got touchy (which to her is an embarrassing memory and not the best night of her life, as compared to yours truly)

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>>7751758
>>7751765
This is why I can't quit this shit hole. I just want a qt normie gf, but girls like that don't find holocaust jokes funny. I don't want to end up with another racist weirdo, wat do?

>>7751786
I thought that's what it meant. Just checking.

I subsist similarly. It smells musky, heavy and intoxicating. I would guess an ovulating woman's cum is extra intense and arousing.

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>Mel gets high from sniffing "mysterious flowers"
Itou, I am becoming concerned.

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I accidentally dropped my niece and everyone is really super mad at me.

I dunno why they would let me hold a kid I'm irresponsible.

>>7751809
Definitely. Also I love how kinda thick cum gets when you're ovulating. Unf.
Well happy freaking valentine's day lesgen, making me horny stuck in a hotel room.

>>7751808
Normie girls are too boring and tend to take things too serious. At least the racist weirdo would offer a more interesting conversation, probably more lay back, and will have a more unconventional sense of humor.

>>7751671
>Fun fact, tomorrow's my birthday.
Then tell her that you want her to fuck you as your present.

>>7751827
congrats your just made that kid retarded

>>7751805
well looks like itll never happen. you'll just have to hook up with me instead c:

>>7751808
Racist jokes were funnier when this place wasn't overrun by actual racists.

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>>7751827
Oh, anon. You silly goose.

>>7751827
If you dropped her on the head maybe she'll start dating one of us eventually!
Seriously though she's really cute. I don't think I ever want to have kids myself but I turn into a doting motherly caricature around babies, it's almost disgusting.

>>7751833
Should I put ribbons across my thighs, so you think?

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>>7751819
>implying she's not pretending to seduce and get molested by the onee-san
Lolis are FBI honeypot.

>>7751831
Ugh, I wish I had you on me. It would take away both our problems.

I think I need to get fucked by someone else to satiate me.

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>>7751832
>tfw hanging out with roommates who are normies
>tfw roommate brings up PC-condemned racist event from two years ago
>tfw started to laugh but stopped
>no one is laughing
>One girl says "Omg that's so horrible! How could this be happening?? It's CURRENT_YEAR!"
>mfw the memes are real

>>7751858
Yes, welcome to Raging Sexual Frustration Town, population: this thread!
Also my sister dearest wants to watch some lovey-dovey movie together in bed tonight (well, moving our hotel beds together to watch on the laptop, not really all that romantic) since "it's still Valentine's even if we're single and that means chocolate and movies".
Any recommendations? And don't say The Handmaiden.

>>7751843
Y'know, I hate some of these PC liberals more than the racist. At least the racists are honest instead of pretending to take up some PC cause for social acceptance.

>>7751842
Well, it was kinda of on her side more than anything.

>>7751845
I feel pretty bad.

I'm probably going to hide at my friend's house until people chill out.

>>7751846
I dropped her on her side kinda while I was going down a step, they took her to the hospital and she has to have a cast on her arm.

>>7751872
Habitación en Roma (Room in Rome)

>>7751886
Oh, jeez anon. Sorry, that does sound shitty.

>>7751888
That looks VERY gay. I'm not sure watching steamy sex on Valentine's Day is that great of an idea with my hormones bubbling over anyway.

>>7751880
>Y'know, I hate some of these PC liberals more than the racist
Yeah you and every other baby edgelord on the internet.

>>7751886
Dayum anon. This is why I refuse to hold babies. Babies are pretty strong anyway, she's probably fine.

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>>7751886
Reminds me of this

>>7751872
Imagine Me and You, for fluffy, non-sexual lesbian feels.

>>7751872
Frozen :^)

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>>7751870
>"Omg that's so horrible! How could this be happening?? It's CURRENT_YEAR!"
Kek people unironically use the [CURRENT YEAR] thing? I thought it was just satire. Though as long as it's not used as an actual argument it's pretty funny.

>>7751872
I WANT TO FUCK EVERY HUMAN WOMAN AGGHHH FUCKING DESTROY MY VAGINA

>>7751922
That looks cute and fun, thanks.

>>7751928
We've actually seen that in the theater together when it came out and agreed that they are totally gay for each other, so that's something at least. She's not that much into it (compared to my fanfiction-devouring ass I mean)

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>>7751909
Sorry I prefer to have people say racist shit to my face than some white girl pretend-cry to score brownie points with the PC crowd.
>implying 99.9% of white people give a flying fuck about racism

>>7751898
Well, do you want to fuck your sister or not?

>>7751947
Frankly I lump you juvenile assholes in with the SJW crowd, you're equally motivated by a desire to feel special and righteous.

>>7751944
>We've actually seen that in the theater together when it came out and agreed that they are totally gay for each other
Fuck, that's super cute.

>>7751850
Itou's more likely to go yandere than entrapment, I don't think deviousness is her jam.

>>7751952
I do, of course I do. But I'm not sure if minibar-whisky and softcore porn is the best way to go about it.
Now that's gonna sound retarded but I don't *just* want to fuck her. I actually genuinely care for her, and I love her in a million ways, sisterly and otherwise, for a million reasons, because somehow whenever she looks at me I feel like I actually matter, and she likes me despite all my idiocy and my perviness.
I'm obviously very much lusting after her, like a bitch in heat, but there's more to it, I just want to spend as much time as possible with her, talk through the night, or just hold her or cuddle together, smell her and not speak at all. Fuck.

>>7751990
It was. I know it's a dumb thing to celebrate but my heart jumped a bit when she agreed. It made me feel, in some absurd way, that maybe possibly she wouldn't hate me if I told her about my feelings.
Because of an animated movie for little girls. Yes. Fucking hell.

>>7752015
After she's finished with this she should do a predatory loli -> one manga.

>>7752016
But, anon. First you have to fuck her.
So then, later, you can marry her.

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>>7751973
No f a m, I would give anything to be white and fit in. You misread me, it's envy, not attention-seeking. Please put me in the right box.

>>7752032
Love and marriage, love and marriage...
But seriously first I have to find a way to not be a complete retard around her.

>>7752026
Sayuri-san's little sister was pretty pushy. Maybe not enough to be considered 'predatory', but definitely aggressive.

>>7752062
I forgot about that one.

>>7752039
>I would give anything to be white and fit in.
What the fuck? Sounds like you have some internalized racism to deal with.

>>7752053
I don't think you should worry about that.

I mean, I'm pretty sure she loves you the way you are.

>>7752071
I was reminded of it by all the talk of sister-fucking. Though I guess Sayuri-san's little sister is actually too old to be a loli when I think about it.

A girl asked me out for valentines... but I stalked her social media. Found out shes
>bi
>had crabs last summer
>had abortions
>fucking bi sluts

>>7752016
Damn, now I'm shipping you two. In all seriousness it sounds pretty suffering though, I'm sorry.

>>7752097
Yeah. Isn't she like 16 or so? Too old, and doesn't have loli body either. I want something like Hoshikawa Ginza District but with less "we can't fug cuz you're a (((((child))))" bullshittery.

>>7752096
She does, which is kinda part of the problem. She just loves me relentlessly regardless of how much of an idiot I am around her and she's just always there for me and it breaks my heart that I can't even tell her how I feel.
Jesus, this went from hot to depressing fast. Sorry. I'm really feeling a whole bunch of conflicting emotions right now, not sure if I want to throw myself at her, or throw her out, or cry or masturbate endlessly until I stop feeling like this.
But I think I'll just go have lunch with her, can't be bottled up in a hotel room all day, we're on vacation after all.

>>7752129
Yeah being a perv is suffering. But thanks anon.
Thanks all of you actually, I always feel like I'm much less of a freak around you guys. Yeah I'm a soppy cunt, sue me.

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>>7752073
>2017
>not wanting to be white
At least the racists are honest about it, instead of pretending that it isn't better to be white, that pretty much everyone will like white people better or that "race doesn't matter" bullshit white liberals spout.

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Help, I'm topless with a torch.

>>7752164
Do the endless masturbation one.
Without throwing her out.
And ask her for a hand.

Or just throw yourself at her.

>>7752137
Possibly, my memory generally lumps all young&cute characters into the same bin.
>"we can't fug cuz you're a (((((child))))" bullshittery.
Dunno how you're supposed to like an adult character that wouldn't say that, even Kojika had that and it was lolicon fapbait. Then again, I'm not a lolicon so maybe I just don't get it.

>>7752191
It's fine when they say it once and then fug, you know. Angsting over that throughout the series is what is annoying as hell.

>>7752190
Although I'm told mutual masturbation is great for bonding I'm pretty sure I can't do that without dying of embarrassment.
I've thought about it a lot of course (because it'd be so hot) but I'm pretty sure I'd get super self-conscious about it and couldn't cum at all.

>>7752186
Lewd
What's that?

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>>7752198
Exanima.

I killed a scary man and took his axe.

>>7752197
>masturbating with your sister.
>wouldn't be able to cum.

Yeeeeeah, right...

>>7752200
>sit in some cave minding my own business
>suddenly crazy topless woman bashes my head in with a torch
Man, what a way to go out.

>>7752206
Well I've got two scenarios. In one I'd be too nervous to cum, in the other I'd cum embarrassingly fast. And then again.

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>>7752209
RIP IN PEACE

This dude straight up gutted me.

>>7752185
Yeah you definitely got some issues to work through.

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>>7752231
You don't know the half of it, anon.
Just another attention-seeking asshole on the internet.

>>7752164
>Yeah I'm a soppy cunt
An adorable one though.

Help lesgen, I need to stay awake for another 4 hours but it's becoming increasingly hard.

I've started up some vidya and will prepare food soon, but I'm getting more tired by the minute.

>>7752200
>Exanima.
That's some realistic looking combat.
Thanks, I might check it out when it's finished.

>>7752270
get sugar, get caffeine, get angry

>>7752270
Why can't you sleep?

I would keep you company, but I'll be sleeping in less than 4 hours.

>>7752196
Eh, can't really comment on that. I probably wouldn't like it either way.

>>7752280
I'm drinking an energy drink. But I had to shower earlier, and I got one of these waterfall showerheads, which always makes me sleepy.

>>7752282
I have an early class tomorrow, the last one of this semester even, and I just know that if I go to sleep I'll sleep through it.

>tfw thinking back to the last roadtrip with the ex
>nice bmw
>roof down
>hand on her thigh
>spot random unnamed lake in the distance
>pull off the road when we get near
>sex on the grass by the water
>check into our B&B 3 hours late

I miss her so much.

>>7752306
>check into our B&B 3 hours late
I hope you called and let them know.

>>7752317
yeah we did.. blamed it on traffic

>>7751872
>Any recommendations?

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute.

>>7752297
Set an alarm and get some damn sleep. You won't do well in class if you're exhausted.

>>7752366
I've masterbated to that more than I'd like to admit..

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>>7752385
People actually like Oreimo? And how can you even masturbate to it?

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>>7752394
I can masturbate to almost anything..

>>7751872
This one sounds interesting.

>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111205/

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>>7752394
You didn't like Oreimo? It was so funny! Reminded me of Watamote only not quite THAT good.

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>>7752404
You sound like me when I was 14. The last non-porn thing I masturbated to was that Kiss x Sis OVA from 2010 where the twins lez it out. I still think Riko is a qt even though she's het.

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>>7752410
>watamote
>good

>>7752379
Won't work, I tell that to myself every time when I pull an all-nighter, but never have the will strength to get up.
I just have to listen to my professor rambling on anyway, no active tasks involved.

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>>7752436
Baby you know exacty how good it is.

>>7752432
I'm 25.. last non-porn thing I masturbated to was a young-nun flashback scene in The Young Pope.. two weeks ago.

Got a weird question, but I mean, fuck it. Who here "airs out" their vagina? I mean, when you're alone, you take off your pants and underwear and just let it breathe without being covered in fabric. Is that normal? Is that healthy?

>>7752451
okay, you do you I guess.We pay a lot of money for uni classes, so try to make the most of them.

>>7752465
I always sleep in the nude.

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>>7752456
Nah, I don't know. I read whatever was translated of the manga when the popularity was at its peak around 2012 but then dropped it. Didn't bother with the anime.
>2012 was 5 years ago

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>>7752458
Unfortunately I'm unable to be that horny anymore.

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>>7752480
Omg you need to go watch it is the best anime of all time.

>>7752506
No thank you, I've got better things in my backlog, like Eiken.

>>7752492
I manage to cum like 4 times a day on average.. once in the morning, once on lunch break, once when I get home and once at bed.

Is there something wrong with me?

>>7752515
Probably not.

>>7752480
>>7752511
The watamote anime covers the first few volumes of the manga, but it is more interesting because all the awkward situations are even more so when rendered in animation. It also has a good theme song and ending themes.

>>7752394
I'm neither of those anons, but I liked the early novels. They were fun when they were about babby's first dip in the weeb pool. Lots of familiar observations like how nerds who just met can talk like old friends if they're deep into the same subculture or how it can be tough to make female nerd friends when you're not into fujo stuff, or even how "hand-made" curry at a maid cafe is about as far as you can get from hand-made. I liked the characters well enough to finish the series too, though I didn't like the drama much, nor did I like the ending. It's not like it was a masterpiece, plus the manga was shit, the anime butchered the character development, and the worst weebs seem to love it, so I don't really blame most people for hating it.

>>7752480
It actually got pretty funny when she dragged enough of the people around her down to her level. The class trip or thereabouts.

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D.A.R.E to wear backwards hats.

>unironically liking anime
There's a reason you're alone on Valentines

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>>7752526
I don't actively hate it, I just actively hate the (kirino)fans, but I don't know, I couldn't really finish S2 when it aired, it wasn't as fun as S1 and the drama is indeed bad. Don't know about the novels but I'm sure as hell will never read them.

>>7752515
Definitely yes.
How come you cum so little?

>>7752465
I mean, I sleep without underwear and occasionally I sit in bed without clothes after taking a shower. But I never just walk around the house half naked since other people live here. That's just lewd, anon.

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>tfw no Makoto that is willing to fuse with you consciousness

>>7752465
I live alone so I rarely wear more than a tshirt at home.

>>7752476
>paying for uni classes

I get paid for being in education, Anon.

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>>7752546
Okay, you got us pretty good there.

>>7752546
I only have 8 animu left in the backlog, until I'm eternally freed.

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>>7752583
You seen this already?

>>7752559
What is this from?

>>7752597
kys

>>7752549
The anime was made by a bunch of waifufags, mostly kuronekofags. So while Kirino was a difficult character even in the novels, they also actively changed and cut out stuff that made her look good w. I don't understand how anyone who just watched the anime can like her at all. I dunno what they were thinking with S2, they adapted some completely unnecessary shit (tho since I low-key ship Saori and her sister I was OK with that chapter getting adapted even if it was a bad writing decision) and rush or drop important stuff. Shit job but I guess it got them sales so whatever.

I definitely wouldn't push anyone to read the novels, just saying they have some redeeming qualities.

>>7752595
Taishou Yakyuu Musume? Nope. I haven't watched /that/ many animu anyway.

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I don't know why I bought Monster Hunter Generations when I already have so many games I need to finish and also I don't have any free time whatsoever

>it's another lesgen-spergs-out-about-animu session
Oh boy. See you guys tomorrow.

>>7752668
And nothing of value was lost.

>>7752659
Then how can you say you only got 8 more anime in your backlog?

>>7752673
They probably only watch good anime for mature adults.

>>7752672
Enjoy your autism. Becomes less fun when you can't depend on your parents anymore.

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Who here /soranowoto/?

I think it is the most kawaii post-apocalypse animu of all time to be desu

>>7752688
Lmao enjoy your assumptions.

>>7752694
It was pretty comfy.

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>>7752711
And it had a lesbian character who wasn't totally awful. Kind of really fucking disappointed she didn't hook up with the brown girl in the end though.

>>7752694
I remember the show and the music being pretty comfy. Also watched it while it aired and remember the funny threads on /a/ and people comparing it to K-On!

>>7752734
I liked the worldbuilding, it was a really nice balance between implied and explicit lore.

>>7752688
Never worked in tech have you?

>>7752769
They were really ambitious and unconventional with the worldbuilding, which keeps normies away.

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I had a dream last night I was making out with a hot dryad woman and it was pretty great at first. Her lips tasted like an apple and she made bird chirps when she laughed.

After a few minutes of smooching, she laid me back on the floor and made vines tie my hands and feet down. I was getting kinda scared because the vines were really tight. She grabbed a bag and took a seed out of it and put it on my belly button then grabbed a watering can and poured water on it.

Freaking instantly I felt it stab into my stomach and it started growing little roots inside of me and it hurt immensely. She kept laughing and walking in circles around me closely examining the seed.

After like 30 freaking minutes of extreme pain and the weird feeling of roots zig zagging through me I couldn't move at all. She made the vines lets go of me and made me jump off the floor by jerking her hands in this weird string puppet movement. I could feel the roots inside of me move my arms and legs around. She made me walk over to a sink and drink water until I thought I was going to throw up and then look in the mirror as a tiny green sprout come out of my nose.

Then I woke up and had to go into the kitchen and sit for like 15 minutes before my heart stopped pounding.

>>7750629
Average? Not sure, I'm thin and lean but my features are firm without being cuttin-board flat or oversized. My wife is more to the skinny side, but she's asian in descent, they don't come in other sizes.

>>7752262
T-thanks.

>>7752366
Hah. I've seen that.

Also for those still interested in my super exciting life, we went out and walked around Melbourne a bit, had some lunch and coffee at a cute little café, and she bought me a small necklace and I can't stop playing with it. With the necklace, I mean.

Also how come I leave the thread and suddenly everyone's masturbating.

>>7752465
Guilty. I mean not necessarily on purpose, like I don't pull off my panties thinking "hm, it's time to air the ole love cave!" but I'm more comfortable sleeping in a top or nude for example.

>>7752515
Those are rookie numbers anon.

>>7752809
I've had a dream a little like that except I was the dryad.
t. agp

>>7752818
>she bought me a small necklace
Hnnngh.

>>7752809
Wow that sounds properly creepy.

>>7752829
Yeah well it IS my birthday tomorrow, so it's not for Valentine's or anything. It's not like I really wear jewelry casually except some bracelet maybe but I like the necklace. Though maybe just because it's from her.

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>>7752694
I can never find an anime I really like. This looks interesting though.

I'm swapping lewd valentine's day cards with a girl may or may not know I'm gay. Is that bad?

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>>7752858
You should give it a try! It's not like those other animes.

Also that girl probably knows anyway don't worry about it.

What happened to /lesgen/?

The last time we talked about this everyone was calling me lewd for sleeping naked.

Now everyone is like
>>7752818
>>7752566
>>7752556
>>7752477

>>7752882
Maybe you started a movement anon.
I, for one, have pretty much always slept in just a top or t-shirt if it's warm enough, though. Much more comfy.

>>7752809
Recently I dreamed that I was with a group of girls and we were going to kill a group of vampire women.

I lied when they asked if I were gay because I thought it would make them not like me but it turned out that being gay made the vampire ladies able to seduce and mind control me.

I ended up getting all the girls killed and then lead the vampires back to our base, tricked the guard girl into opening the door so the vampires could pour in and kill all my friends while they slept.

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>>7752877
Sure, I like army stuff. I guess she's probably figured it out by now. I'm not being subtle and she keeps responding. I'm still 80% sure she's het though.

Pic she just sent me.

>>7752901
I hope you had awkward bloody vampire sex for your treachery, at least.

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Period sex. Yes or No?

>>7752694
I have had the OST on my cellphone since ever. Also reminds me I haven't finished the PSP game and I need to.

>>7752913
It was weird, I was crying but couldn't move and the vampires kept running past me as they killed everyone spitting mouthfuls of blood into my face and yelling like "that was Beth" or whoever they had just killed.

It was mostly girls I played sports.

>>7752909
Since you don't know 100% that she is straight, you should keep testing the waters with increasingly lewd stuff until you get confirmation one way or the other!

>>7752936
Yes but no oral.

>>7752936
I don't mind the blood that much personally but my periods are pretty mild, but I mostly feel really bloated and unsexy so I'm not really in the mood for sex when I'm on my period.

>reading /r9k/Elsa
>that description of the mixed guilt/arousal/desire as she's getting herself off in Anna's bed
I wish I couldn't relate to that

>>7752882
I can't sleep naked since I tend to sleepwalk. I live with my parents, so it would be embarrassing if I wondered out of my bedroom in a zombie like state naked.

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>>7752936
Maybe a little but I'm not going down. I can tolerate the taste of my own blood but not someone elses.

>>7752954
I've known her for over a year and lived in the same room as her for 5 weeks but I still don't know. She looks like a tomboy and acts like one, but is a hardcore Christian too. I'm being a coward and not just coming out to her. She's really hard to get a grip on. She's like a stealth jet for my gaydar.

>>7753000
>tfw no qt to stumble naked into my room

>>7752992
sooo you've done that?

>>7753060
Uh yeah. In my teens, I mean. Not my proudest moment(s).

>>7753004
Sounds to me like she probably is gay. Possibly she's in denial about it, hopefully not though, she could just be closeted. Either way you should do something about this!! Don't give in to fear or you will regret not taking this chance.

>>7753073
you masturbated in your sister's bed?

>>7753085
Yeah. Like I said it's nothing I'm particularly proud of, but yea.

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>>7753084
I hope so. She's really cute, in an androgenous 12 year old boy kind of way, but very girly when she smiles. She's really nice to hang out with, but I haven't seen her in a while. I'll keep talking to her and see how things go.

>>7752882
Depends on the weather. I've been sleeping naked it near naked recently because of how hot it's been. In winter I'll only be naked if someone is in the bed with me (or I'm pretending someone is there).

>>7753004
>>7752955
Prudes.

!!!!!!!!!! it's gonna rain and it's gonna pour hard I'm super excited. it hasn't rained hard in like a month up here in Dallas it's gonna be great.
who /super excited when it rains/ here?

>>7753092
I thought there was some psychological reason that stopped anyone, male or female straight or gay being into their siblings?

>>7753174
Yes, the Westermarck Effect, but it's not really set in stone, although obviously of course most people are not attracted to their siblings - I'm a weirdo, definitely. Can't help it unfortunately.

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I called the police because I thought I saw bigfoot in my backyard.

When I told them I thought it was bigfoot the officers looked at each other kinda weird and I thought they were going to get mad at me or thinking I was pulling their leg but they were like "you know this isn't the first time we've been called about something like this" and both of them had a story that scared me even more.

>>7753193
What's your attraction to her like? I strongly suggest never telling her and finding someone else you can feel happy and intimate with.

>>7753210
I'll just copy it from last thread since I'm a lazy cunt:

Shit, I don't even know. We've always been very close and she's basically my best friend. And I kinda looked up to her if that makes sense? Not necessarily idolizing her but a little bit I suppose (as little sisters are likely to I guess). I just feel comfortable and safe with her around and she always understood and supported me no matter what. Not just with being gay, anything really, I feel like I can just tell her anything and it'll all be a little better for having told her.
And with my mother being rather strict about all things sexual she was basically my go-to person for any and all horribly embarrassing teenager questions I had.

In addition to that she's just always been there for me. Like, I've been hospitalized because of my migraines a couple of times and she's literally slept in my hospital room just watching over me when nobody else really cared all that much. She makes me feel like I matter to her.

>>7753174
Clearly you thought wrong.

>>7753193
>Westermarck Effect
Never heard of it, but it's definitely not set in stone.

I don't really view psychology as an actual science anyway.

>>7753197
storytime and shoe size?

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>>7753267
>I don't really view psychology as an actual science anyway.
This x1000

Shrinks are the absolute worst

>>7753299
Speaking of shrinks, you guys seem to have some experience with those (no offense), but mostly negative it seems?
I thought about going to one, just to have someone to talk to about my feelings towards my sister. I mean it is unnatural when it's all said and done but maybe being able to talk about it would help me get over it? I don't know.

>>7753238
How old were you when you started fapping in her bed?
Was that all you ever did?

>>7753313
15 or so? Just about 15. I didn't really properly masturbate before that, bit of a late bloomer.
Yeah that's all, if you mean like, I don't know, wearing her panties or something. I always felt really guilty about it as it is. And disgusted by myself.

>>7753308
Some anons have had good experiences with therapists, dunno about shrinks. I've had okay experiences with shrinks but I never had one long-term as an adult. It might be worth a shot, just to have someone other than lesgen to talk to.

>>7752936

Accidental redwings are fine (neither of us realize it until I come up because the spotting had been so light, so it only started coming out when she got wet). She'll tell me to wash my face when she's finished and I'm about to make my way back up -- it's then that I realize why, and usually I feel a little proud of myself.

Protip: you can do amazing oral on heavy period 100% clean if you just foreplay around the labia with your fingers, then restrict your tongue to feather-like strokes on and around the clit, building to your grand finale which is to suck the clit *hard* (fingers still keeping labia gently open and stroking).

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>>7753325
That's seems pretty tame. Nothing to feel bad about.

>>7753308
>just to have someone to talk to about my feelings
I don't believe in God, but I really do believe the best thing for this is a priest, imam, rabbi or whatever. They will not analyze you the way a shrink will, they are much easier to talk to, you won't have to wait and you won't need to pay.

I need help guys A girl from one of my classes gave me her number (in fact wrote it on my arm) and said she's barely seen me in class and I don't seem to like attending but maybe she could convince me to *come more often* and then she kinda just winked at me. I just turned the shade of tomato and mumbled something to get away. It's been four days and I haven't called her because I'm a social retard and I don't even know what to say. Should I text her? Help me be cute lesgen.

>>7753308
>help me get over it
I thought you wanted to fuck your sister, anon.
All of /lesgen/ is counting on you. Really.

Either way, a shrink won't help.

>>7753358
>It's been four days
Just forget about it, anon. You've missed your chance.

>>7753339
I'm not sure where the difference between therapist and shrink is? One can give you pills and the other can't or something?

>>7753347
I guess? Compared to the things I do to her in my head at least. (or rather the things she does to me)

>>7753357
I'm not against that, I'm not particularly religious although/because I went to a Catholic all-girls school but I never thought of talking about this to a priest. I mean...its severely private and sexual, I don't know if I want to talk about it with a man, any man.

>>7753372
I do, Jesus. I do. But realistically how are my chances? I'm not an anime character, odds are she'd be, at best, amused at my perversion and at worst second-guessing every seemingly innocent hug, every shared kiss on the cheek, every time we undressed together, and losing all trust in me. I'm so deathly afraid of that it's driving me crazy. So maybe it'd be better to just kill those feelings if at all possible?

>>7753386
R-really? Fuck. She's cute and it's the first time someone just randomly gave me their number.

>>7753391
I guess you could still try. I mean, you've got nothing to lose, right?

>>7753391
It hasn't even been a week, it should be fine. I've ignored people for longer, she clearly likes you so she'll be glad you finally hit her up.

>>7753395
Well, I could come off as a bumbling retard and turn her off in a second, which seems likely since i haven't really dated, ever. And overthinking is my favorite game

>>7753402
Okay if you say so, thanks anon. Should I just be like "Hey it's Anon, you gave me your number on Friday, wanna get lunch together sometime?" or does that come off as disinterested? God I shouldn't be allowed to do this on my own, I feel like everything I could say is wrong

>>7753388
>I'm not against that, I'm not particularly religious although/because I went to a Catholic all-girls school but I never thought of talking about this to a priest. I mean...its severely private and sexual, I don't know if I want to talk about it with a man, any man.
Catholics don't have female priests, but I think some other churches do. Maybe with a little research you can find a female priest somewhere nearby? If not there's always Catholic nuns I guess.

>>7753325

A straight male friend of mine from college (we had a sexually open conversation group of friends) said he kissed all over his older brother's (about +6 years) chest and stomach and arms while they slept in the same bed at their grandparent's house one night when he was 8 while saying "I love you" a bunch. At that age it didn't feel sexual to him, but it definitely is awkward to look back on. Then of course there were the intra-pubescent pseudo-sexual dreams that were rare, but happened, about his mother and sister.

And he said he still has a sex dream once a year or so about his sister or mother (both of whom he pretty much despises as people).

I guess it's both just the fact that humans are all potential sexual perverts when their minds and cultures are set free, combined with the guy thing where regardless of culture literally anything and anyone can and will be sexualized in their mind at some point.

tldr; don't feel guilty. And if you're young and in college or something, find a circle of friends who talk about sexuality openly -- you don't have to be experienced, and you can learn a lot.

>>7753408
"Hey it's Anon, we should do something together!"
make sure to include the exclamation point so she knows you are enthusiastic about this

>>7753388
You're really pessimistic, anon. Those odds don't make any sense.

The way I see it, at best you two will get married and live happily ever after. At worst, she'll pitty fuck you for being in love with her for so long.

Win-win.

>>7753412
Or she could try a wiccan coven. They'll be all for the incest thing and encourage her to do it.

>>7753429
Not a real religion and nuns are more attractive than witches anyway.

>>7753412
But anon those with female "" priests"" are heretics. Nuns maybe. I feel like going back to my old school and talking to my Greek teacher, she was always so nice to me and I talked about all sorts of things with her.

>>7753414
I do talk about sexuality with my friends, well one friend, and with my sister of course. But not about THAT part of it. I'm pretty sure they'd all be shocked to know what I'm into, and with whom.

>>7753418
I'm pessimistic, granted, but only because I'm really really afraid of fucking it up. And I've had these feelings for years, all the while she had girlfriends and even one boyfriend, I just can't see how anything good can come of it if I now, after our teens, randomly blurt out that I want to fuck her. Want her to fuck me, more like. Ugh.

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>>7752297
>last class of the semester

what the fuck? it's mid february. where are you?

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>>7753434
It's a tough choice.

>>7753416
exclamation mark doesn't make me seem desperate right? Okay I'll do that. Will report back with results

>>7753444
I can see at least one great thing that can come out of it.

Plus, you've got trips, which means you must fuck your sister.

>>7753267
>I don't really view psychology as an actual science anyway.

It's a science, just a really really fucking difficult one. So I asked my physician about medicine and his prescription recommendation, what he thought the odds of success were, and how much of it was scientific certainty versus just "experience". His suggestion was that if you took the field modern human medicine as a whole, the practice is about 50% art and 50% science. That ratio changes obviously depending on what diseases, symptoms, and subfields you're working on. But the brain is the biggest bitch of them all -- drugs that work on some people completely fail on others. ECT is a miracle cure for 80% of patients and a total failure for the rest and nobody has any fucking clue why (not even a testable theory -- at this point it's as good as magic) on either count. And some drugs and therapies will work for years and then suddenly the brain will re-circuit itself around them and BAM, you're back to square zero.

It's still a science in that these statistics for success rates and drug and therapy response are repeatable, as are all the famous psychology experiments, but every single individual is an exception to some subset of rules.

>>7753308
>Speaking of shrinks, you guys seem to have some experience with those (no offense), but mostly negative it seems?

We only relate the negative experiences. The positive experiences are with therapy, which is a slow process which is difficult to self-verify is working no matter how self-aware you are, or drugs, which can be a mixed experience.

I will tell you that a large majority of people who are clinically depressed see instant results with standard SSRI antidepressants, which are safe and reasonable. I did not and was treatment-resistant for years until we hit on the correct combination of meds -- the process of finding said combination was pretty terrible though, and having ECT fail was distressing to the extent that it kept me in bed for weeks.

>>7753460
What great thing is that, because if it's orgasms i have enough of those by myself. Yes I know that's not the same. I just hate that it makes me feel so dirty, sometimes I feel like I'm a real freak for feeling like that about her.
And sometimes it feels almost...natural, for lack of a better word. A natural extension of my (sisterly) love for her.

>>7753473
Well I wouldn't say I'm depressed but I've taken SSRIs in smaller dosages as a migraines prophylactic. Without much success honestly, though, but it's something I guess.

>>7753448
>Pure, devoted nuns
>Pseudo-intellectual hippies who haven't bathed in weeks
>Tough choice

Wat?

>>7753388
>One can give you pills and the other can't or something?
I guess it could vary regionally since shrink is slang. Where I'm from it refers to the ones that can prescribe pills and other medical tests yeah. They can also prescribe therapy.

I don't know why other anons want you to talk to a religious figure. At least most professionals have client-confidentiality agreements and aren't going to be interested in telling you how you're a sinner.

>>7753473
>standard SSRI antidepressants, which are safe and reasonable
If you ask me, SSRIs are literally poison.

>>7753480
You're most certainly not a freak. And the great thing I was talking about was you fucking your sister, anon. Orgasms are just a consequence of that.

>>7753489
>I don't know why other anons want you to talk to a religious figure
I was the only one telling her to do that and the reason is I have had AWFUL experience with so-called professionals. Nothing but good experiences with the religious figures. Not one ever called me a sinner. Some churches are flying rainbow flags where I live. It's 2017, anon.

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>>7753429
>wiccan coven

It's a shitty show, but Marina is bad-girl hot -- she has a Root thing going on and if she gets a lez relationship I *will* resume watching.

Otherwise I have quit the Magicians after the 5th ep -- it's really fucking stupid. Harry Potter superfans might enjoy it.

>>7753489
As i said I'm not a religious person (Catholic lesbians are probably rather rare) but my experience with talking to the nuns at my school were thoroughly positive I gotta say. About being gay, I mean. Obviously they didn't approve but they had this "disapprove of sin but love the sinner" attitude and figured I couldn't help how I am so that went over well. Much better than the girls my age reacted, looking back.
Obviously that's not all nuns/Catholics, I know there's tons of vitriol going around.

>>7753499
>you're most certainly not a freak
Well you're egging me on to fuck my sister so maybe you're just a freak too?
In all seriousness though thanks, I appreciate being able to talk about it, even in anonymity.
Aaand let's not get into that great thing again, my panties can only take so much.

>>7753507
>Harry Potter superfans might enjoy it.
That's kinda how I feel about it. I love the books, but can't stand the butchered movies.

I feel the magicians is sort of how they should have done the Harry Potter movies.

I haven't started on the second season yet, though.

>>7753507
The Magicians is ok, but only a watch if you've watched all the top shows already.

Harry Potter on the other hand... Extremely overrated, and the most boring magic anyone has ever thought of.
"Avada kedavra! xD you're ded harrpy potters mom"

>>7753412
>>7753412
I just watched Spotlight and they said (according to the psychiatrist's research interviewed) nearly 50% of priests broke celibacy (pedophilia of any sexuality is 6%); if that's the case I'm not sure what the stat would be for nuns, but definitely of similar magnitude. You might be able to find a nun who can relate, or ask a nun at a convent in an urban center of a liberal city if she can recommend a good nun to talk to about sexuality.

>>7753504
Must be nice living in the first world.

Where I live it's literally the inquisition.

>>7753550
Sounds like you are in serious danger in your homeland, just for being who you are. You can probably get into Canada as a refugee on that basis. Come and join us, it is comfy.

>>7753566
You have no idea. Even the psychiatrists here will tell you that you're a sinner.

True story.

>>7753550
>>7753566
No, come to Italy, we are in desperate need of female, non-Muslim refugees. You can live with me in a small boring village with nothing to do except sunbathe and read all day.

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>>7753584
>we are in desperate need
Tell us something we don't already know, Italy~

>>7753492
>If you ask me

I'm NOT asking you -- I'm comparing the 50%+ of people for whom they work (as in, they basically cure their depression) versus those for whom they do not, the latter category of whom need different treatment options, of which there are many.

One aspect that determines whether medicine is *scientific* is that it *never* uses the results from *one person* to evaluate whether or not a treatment is effective. A sure sign of quackery is advertising using only testimonials and zero controlled non-internal studies.

>>7753584
>Italy
Didn't the EU had to twist your arm so you'd stop being literally hitler against LGBT people just a while ago?

>>7753584
>You can live with me in a small boring village with nothing to do except sunbathe and read all day.
This is actually what I fantasize about really often. Moving in the middle of nowhere in Italy with gorgeous countryside scenery and work at the local catholic all-girls' school and score 14yo pussy.

>>7753593
Don't make me switch sides anon.

>>7753602
Yeah and our government is still seven kinds of fucked up but personally I've never had any problems with being gay, and I live in the countryside in a small town full of judgey old women.

>>7753519
Can your panties take your sister?

>>7753504
The are bad and good eggs on both sides of the fence, I'll admit. I would think it would be easier to assess what you are getting into with a professional than it would with a religious figure, if you have money and connections.

>>7753519
The hit/miss chance is what I'm worried about. Unless you go talk to one of the ones you already know, I suppose. As long as they're not prone to gossiping.

>>7753539
>I love the books

Dear god there's fucking books for this shit? Their terrible writing is based on *somebody else's* terrible writing?

>>7753504

Germany, right? Surely they're not Catholic churches anyway.

>>7753566
Canada is pretty comfy, can confirm. A bunch of churches even have floats in the pride parades. Some bits of the country are a bit expensive though.

>>7753619
No, she's got more booty than my malnourished ass.

>>7753620
Yeah as i said I figured I might go back to school and talk to one of the nuns. I'm still involved in this alumni community or whatever it's called so it wouldn't be too weird I guess.

>>7753625
Is there seriously a human being who does not know that the Harry Potter movies were based on books?

>>7753615
>work at the local catholic all-girls' school and score 14yo pussy.

Ok, I just watched Spotlight, and now I can't even joke about that kind of thing -- doing that from a position of institutional power and personal and family trust.

>>7753642
That sounds ideal. Good luck!

>>7753625
Are you literally 12 and what's this or have you been living under a rock for the past 20 years?

And yeah, technically, Rowling's writing is terrible. But they are children's book and you were suppose to read them when you were a child.

The movies are just abysmal adaptations, though.

>>7753642
I'd still be worried about gossip, but I've been told I have trust issues, so. I wish you the best.

>>7753652

Oh sorry I thought anon was talking about The Magicians, that that were based on books.

tbqh I love the Harry Potter books-on-tape as read by Stephen Fry -- it's amazingly soothing when I have really terrible migraines and can't do anything else.

>>7753672
Well, what's a bunch of old nuns gossiping at my old school gonna do to me, worst case?

>>7753681
They could tell your sister.
Then, instead of her fucking you because you trusted her and told her, she'll hate you because you trusted some nun over her.

>>7753689
Uh. Wow. I never considered that. I mean, I see no reason why they would do that. Well that's a new worry to be sure.

>>7753681
Kind of this >>7753689 but without the fucking. People gossip and word gets around. I moved halfway around the world and still kept finding people who knew my relatives.

>>7753689
>They could tell your sister.

The Church has confidentiality rules for clergy much like those of other professions like law, medicine, and journalism. Some are legally protected, others by threat of de-frocking (de-habitting?)

>>7753676
Audio is OK for you when you have a migraine? I don't get proper migraines but when I have nauseatingly-bad headaches I can't even stand the sound of sheets rustling.

>tfw on vacation with your younger sister and all you want to do is fuck her silly on her birthday but she won't ask.


If only she would ask...

I shouldn't be reading /r9k/Elsa, it's playing into all my fears.

>>7753739
Joke's on you Anon, I know you're not her because I'm currently watching her get dressed.

>>7753743
You should be undressing her, anon

>>7753751
My mouth goes dry watching her pull on jeans already. I feel voyeuristic and dirty, but I just can't help myself.

>>7753743
I'm Anonymous, so you don't really know who I may or may not be.

But that doesn't change the fact that that could be going through your sisters mind right now.

>>7753772
I'm afraid anon. Seriously.

>>7753735

Everyone's migraine type can be different. I have light and smell sensitivity with tremors and enjoy constant pressure on my body (i put weights on a mat over myself). My mother's migraines have visual auras but no light sensitivity; my brother's have olfactory hypersensitivity and taste auras.

Migraines obviously run in the family, but obviously it's not a simple "migraine gene".

>>7753777
I know you are.

>>7753780
Interesting.

>>7753782
So what am I gonna do? I don't want to heap years of secret yearning on her all of a sudden but I hate feeling this way, I hate having to keep it a secret, I hate *being* this way.
Insert "conceal don't feel" at any point

>>7753782
Don't tease the poor girl, she has enough temptation to deal with.

>>7753777
>>7753772

You people are fucking mean. Poor anon is going through a sexistential crisis and you're just grinding at her heart, pushing her to further your own fantastical pleasures.

I mean, not that we don't appreciate it and all....

>>7753801
>sexistential
Well that's making me giggle like a little girl at least, thanks.

>>7753801
>sexistential crisis
Nice.

>>7753794
I don't know.
But I do think you should be honest with her, and true to yourself, like you are in here.

And I'm also dead serious when I say you should fuck her. Because it seems that's what you really want, and you only live once, anon.

But I do feel your pain. Believe me, I really do.

>>7753815
Maybe you're right. I don't know. I don't know anything anymore. Just that I really, really love her. That seems to be the only thing I've always been sure about.
I think I might tell her tonight. Or tomorrow at my birthday?

>>7753794

Real psychology: it's your private fantasy. Keep it that way, because the likelihood of reciprocation is infinitesimal and the potential for bad outcomes in letting her know is too great. Enjoy your private fantasy -- you can fap as you like -- but don't get illusions -- find a waifu and find a gf.

The more you believe your fantasy and interact with your sister as if it were real the more your brain reinforces that idea, thus the more sexually attracted you actually feel. In other words, once you spend as much time with separate friends, hobbies, and hopefully a gf as possible, the attraction will drop to nil.