Hello, dear fags and fagguettes (don't know the correct

are you retarded?

>>7748893
>How do you know which penis will open up to accept the other penis?
It's a personal decision. It doesn't happen naturally, there's special surgery for it.

>and mental disorders in general
You should just write about yourself.

>>7748893
Thanks for the chuckle, I needed it tonight

>>7748893
>Why are you a butt pirate?
When I was 11 or 12 I started being a butt pirate with other boys my age, I don't really know why, I guess it's probably a psychological abnormality.

>Is butt pirate offensive?
Only to hypersensitive bleeding hearts.

>How do dykes lez out? Is it just scissoring or do you motorboat he tits if the other party has them?
I think they mostly just beat each other up actually.

>How do you know which penis will open up to accept the other penis?
Whoever's penis is smaller goes into the larger one, it's only logical. But if two guys get to the bedroom and compare, and find they are the exact same size, they must fight to the death according to ancient gay law.

>Why do a lot of fags want to get AIDS?
To go bisexual and begin spreading the infection among straight people of course.

>>7748893
>Why are you a butt pirate?
Being a river pirate was too dangerous. Being an ocean one was too boring.
>Is butt pirate offensive?
Yes, we are.
>How do dykes lez out? Is it just scissoring or do you motorboat he tits if the other party has them?
Really depends on the weather,
>How do you know which penis will open up to accept the other penis?
It depends on which butt pirate has more booty.
>Why do a lot of fags want to get AIDS?
Same reason hipsters get records. Shit be retro.

>>7748893
> Why are you a butt pirate?
I am not a butt pirate. I'm a professional taco taster.

> Is butt pirate offensive?
What is this, 2016?

> How do dykes lez out?
Some scissor, some eat out, some use toys. Depends on the person, really.

> How do you know which penis will open up to accept the other penis?
You stick it up a butthole and if jizz comes out then the answer is 'answer unclear; try again later.'

> Why do a lot of fags want to get AIDS?
The Almost Ideal Demand System is a consumer demand model used to study consumer behavior.


I rate you awful b8/10. Fuck off to ifunny.

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>>7748893
Dykes are faggots.

>>7748893
Fagguettes lol

You made me laugh OP.

>>7748893
>How do you know which penis will open up to accept the other penis?

Top kek

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>>7748893
I swear if anyone falls for this (admittedly kinda funny) bait, ill gladly kill myself.

So, what's the answer fagguettes? I'm curious to know the answer. Please help this anon.

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