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So I'm going to a lesbian bar soon but I have one problem. I'm a passing tranny and I wanna hook up.
How do I show that I'm trans without drawing too much attention or being obnoxious? I don't want to stick out like a sore thumb but I need some kind of way to quickly tell interested girls what I am. Preferably non vocally since I've had that backfire with loud music in the past. The last thing I want is to wear a big "Tranny" sign on my forehead or anything like that. I just want to let girls know in advance what they're getting themselves into.
The bar I plan to go to is specifically only excludes FTM's and cis men so it shouldn't be a problem that I'm there.
In the past I've tried telling girls at the bar which like I said earlier leads to either them mishearing or and me having to yell that I'm a tranny to get the point across. Usually if I wait and just hope I'm clockable enough they get get mad at me for not telling them sooner and it kinda blows the whole night.
I wish I could just have bad beard shadow or a huge jaw or something. Even using my male voice isn't enough usually... which makes me wonder if people are retarded but I digress.
Anyways any advice would be solid.
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>>7743419
Be very clear about your transness and hope you land an SJW who thinks turning you down is transphobic.
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Give yourself a noticeable bulge. Stuff your pants if need be.
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>>7743428
get a packer if needed
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>>7743432
heh then when she grabs my junk she'll be really excited to have met the only two dicked tranny on earth.
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Before any kissing or making out starts, just pull her to the side or outside the bar and say "I have to tell you, I'm trans."
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>>7743419
only hit on girls who call you "hon"
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>>7743519
I actually have been talking to a girl who keeps calling me hon. I doubt she knows what that means... but oh god if she does.
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>>7743595
You sure she's not just from Baltimore or knows someone who is? Its much more likely she picked up as a simple affectionate term like the vast majority that use it than is using slang that's almost exclusive to 4chan.
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why not just carry notes with you and slip them to her?
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>>7743925
Post body btw so i can ree at your passability
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>>7743419
just don't, dykes don't like penis
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>>7743915
She's korean so...
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>>7743925
Little cute tranny business cards! With adorable unicorns whose horns are penises!
Quick, Robin, to the trans-cave!
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>>7743419
i'd like to see you try it,
you think your male skeleton is going to pass among cis fems, and lgbt too, topkek
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>>7743419
>waaahhh I pass too well and now I have to discloooossseeee, woe is me
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>>7743419
Get yourself some version of pic related. You can hold it up so you don't have to yell and it is subtle enough yet understood symbol.
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>>7748633
Transgender flag colours could work the same way.
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>>7748543
Apparently, she already has. I believe it too, cis people think that all trannies look monstrous, so they're easy to fool, especially at clubs (dark, loud, everyone is intoxicated).
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>>7748660
op is literally a str8 dude, and this is tranny b8, lol
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