/mascgen/ - Valentine's Day Edition

>Valentine's Day
>tfw single

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>you will never have two bara bfs
>one a tall muscly otter
>the other a short musclechub bear
>who kiss you on either cheek and make you feel loved

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>>7738901

>you will never be the ruler of earth
>sitting in an enormous castle
>looking down on the plebs
>surrounded by adoring sex slaves
>who worship your hon body like worms

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>>7738900
d-do you want to be my valentine?

>>7739748

No be mine instead

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>>7739809
okay

>>7739844

Can I be the big spoon

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>tfw cub bf

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>>7739868
Yes but you must park your dick in the correct spot iykwim
>>7739912
DELET

>>7739912

post his cubpuss

>>7739912
post more of his feet please

pls respond

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>>7739912
Happy feels.

>>7739912
How do you have gorilla arms and he has dyel arms?

tfw single big hairy bear.

i dont use grindr or any dating apps, dont go to gay bars, i just want a cute loyal bf thats it :( why is life so hard.

>>7740319

post pics

>>7740336
you got kik or snapchat?

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>>7740319
you will have to give in a little if you want to meet guys, anon. Dating apps aren't for sluts only. Though if you're a big hairy bear then you should try growlr instead of grindr

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>>7739945
Make me.

>>7739969
>cub puss
If you said cubcunt I would have. But you ruined the opportunity. For everyone.

>>7740171
Yup.

>>7739976
No.
>>7740205
I have fatceps and do assistance work for arms. He focuses on powerlifting. He does have a much much much nicer derriere though.

>>7740319
>Sits at home
>Wonders why he doesn't have friends

Do you believe in miracles or you're really that lazy/agoraphobic?

>>7740747

i guess you cold call me lazy but theres a reason to it all.

1) had a hard time with dating apps, met a couple guys off there that were disappointing.
and get flooded with messages.

2) dont go to gaybars, most of the guys there are the same as the dating app guys, they just want to have sex and move on.

i just dont know where to look to meet a decent guy anon. thats my real problem i guess

i need a bf for Valentine's day.
not a bear. im closer to otter mode.
any takers?

>>7740797
are you a top?

>>7740835
i can be.

>>7740793
>get flooded with messages
what are filters?

>they just want to have sex
a lot of gays think that all they want is sex because it is easier than intimacy, but if you actually make the effort to talk to them you discover that, surprise, they would like something longer lasting.

instead of letting others decide for you what you're going to get, decide for yourself what you want.

Take control of your life.

You will find there are plenty of people who want the same things you do if you just make your wants known.

>>7740656
pls feet

>>7740797

post otterpussy

>>7740858

>but if you actually make the effort to talk to them you discover that, surprise, they would like something longer lasting.

This desu

Even with guys that want sex it often turns into something if you stick around for snuggles after

>>7739912
>bulge imprint in the shorts

>>7740858
>a lot of gays think that all they want is sex because it is easier than intimacy, but if you actually make the effort to talk to them you discover that, surprise, they would like something longer lasting
This.
If you treat them like people, and not pump and dumps, a lot of guys are open to more than casual sex.

>>7740846
I'd take that as a "No"

>>7741040
your loss.

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>>7738669
>ywn be in a throuple with 2 handsome muscle bears and eat each other's asses human centipede style
literally no reason to live

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>>7741121
>2 handsome muscle bears and eat each other's asses human centipede style
That sounds really hot, anon.

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>>7741178
the one in the middle would have the most fun, probably

>>7741121
Just 1 would be fine for me

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>>7741203
No doubt of it.

are you all desperate and clingy?
im nothing like any of these pics, im not good looking nor manly (I cant grow a proper beard) but everyone I "dated" (I count a date as fucking and cuddling afterwards) is fucking clingy as fuck

for the first time in my life im seeing more than 2 people at the same time and they all want to meet everyday, its fucking hard coming up with excuses

am I doing something wrong? does everyone expect to be called back after fucking once?

>>7742033
im asking because I date cubs and bears exclusively

>>7740906
Why do you like feet so much feet anon?

>tfw muscle sugar daddy invited me to stay with him this valentines weekend
>tfw cuddles and cummies in bed all weekend
>tfw today I made him breakfast while he suited up to go have a meeting
>tfw he gave me a big kiss before heading out leaving me to clean up the plates
My house husband fantasies are coming true and it's so great

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Who is your rugby husbando?

>>7742033
What do you want though? Dating or fucking? You seem to be complaining that these guys want seconds and I'm unsure why. You're also making a big deal about getting messages about meeting up again when you can simply just ignore them.

Long story short, you're waaaahing for no reason.

>>7743109
their hot

>>7743483
picrelated. Though I have no idea what his name is.
>>7742033
Valentine's day is around the corner, and a lot of people are trying to find someone to spend it with. You should tell them that you're not looking for that.

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>>7743637
>picrelated

>>7738669
https://discord.gg/8fU2Tmn


visit gay chat

>>7743961
no fuck off

>>7742033
Yes, I am, due to abuse in childhood. I wish I wasn't.

I don't feel any pleasure when someone eats my ass, is that normal?

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>>7744064
I don't either. Especially if they have a beard because I'm ticklish.

So I don't know if it's normal but you aren't the only one, at least

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>>7738900
> being single on valentine's day again

> no qt respectful conservative and smart Mexican bf

>mfw

>>7742033
I had a dark childhood and I feel the urge to be as clingy as possible. It is strange though because if I fuck someone my attachment drops off to 0. I need at least a couple weeks of hanging out before fucking to give a shit, I had too many people get clingy when we fucked once. Although if a guy realizes this and holds out I do pretty much whatever they say as long as they tell me they love me. It's awful, all I want is to make someone happy without worrying about people taking advantage of my desire to take care of people. My first boyfriend cheated on me and fucked around, it took years before I could finally break up with him.

>>7744106
good to know

>>7739912
Fuck you

>>7744897

No, fuck me

With your butt

on my weiner

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>tfw ill
cuddles pls

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>>7745715
Quarantine

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>>7745924
rude

>>7746392
You're sick. You must be quarantined not cuddled

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>>7746452
but I am not contagious

>>7746565
*gives cuddles* all better now anon

>>7746565
That's what they all say before they turn into a zombie
>>7746608
Infected

>>7746615
*Bites* youre a zombi too now anon :3

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>>7738669
I wish i had a cute bearded bf for vday.

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>>7746615
>>7746627
>ywn be bitten by a werewolf

>>7746698
that'd be hot
would it be a normal wolf or a buff anthro wolf

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>>7746721
In a perfect lewd world it would make dudes big, strong hairy and handsome and they could transform at will

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>>7746627
I'm practically a zombie already
>>7746698
I don't know if I want this

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>>7746771
>I don't know if I want this
that only makes it hotter

>>7746766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4gBhg3oZb0

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>>7746794
Why senpai?

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>>7746842
makes the chase interesting

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>>7746874
I'm not liking how this sounds

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>>7746891
don't worry
it won't hurt much

>>7746914
That's not reassuring

>>7746914
>your bf will never be that muscular and cute

I hate this.

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>>7747002
that's why I'll become that muscular and cute and have sex with myself all day

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>>7738669
Hey guys. Sorry this pic sucks but I wanted to know what you think of my beard. I'm thinking of trimming it because it's getting kind of unruly but I was originally planning on a big fucking beard. I figured you'd be the guys to ask. Any advice?

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>>7747225
I like how it looks as it is now, but I wouldn't let it grow more than that. I mean, do it if that's what you want. I just personally don't find very long beards that attractive

>>7747244
Thanks yea I get that. I'm thinking of trimming it a bit shorter and then keeping it at that length. I've got a really good response from guys about it but I don't want to turn into a hobo.

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>>7747332
yeah, the sad truth is that, unless you are exceptionally handsome, a long beard will most likely make you look like a hobbo or at least unclean.

Why is this the only gay thread on this board while there are like 90000000 trans threads?

>>7747430
>why do special snowflakes cover the board?

>>7747430
because discord killed gaygen

going to switch over to the madcow routine for a while.
i made decent gains with ppl, but my lifts have been stalling.
i think focusing on a strength routine will help me get my numbers up.

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>tfw want to be big but also want to be a marathon runner
I wish I hadn't played so much Sonic the Hedgehog as a kid

>>7747627
Gotta go fast anon!

What are your thoughts on bareback sex /less gay fit/?

>>7749055
Feels amazing but it is not advisable to do it unless you are sure the other guy is neg

>>7747627
sonic was a sprinter though and dudes who sprint are huge...

>>7747564
>madcow
I keep hearing about it. How is it different from a normal split?

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>>7749055
I hate condoms, but they're a necessary evil unless you're in a committed relationship.

>>7749195
This. Marathon runners are stick like, sprinters have pretty beefy legs for acceleration.

>>7749233
Madcow is a prion disease that results in death, split is a delicious variant of a sundae.

No need to thank me.

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>>7749239
I might have to do madcow then.
I want sick gains.

>>7749195
>>7749238
sprinting isn't as fun though. It's harder to get high from it

>>7749264
>It's harder to get high from it
I feel the opposite generally. I much prefer sprinting.

Unless I'm just doing liss on a stationary bike while reading or something.

>>7749276
Well, I have always enjoyed doing endurance stuff (hogging, swimming, etc) so that may be it. I can see why others wouldn't find it as fun

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>>7739912

>going to travel to Oslo next week
>thinking about finally downloading an app and losing my virginity somewhere outside of central yurop
>too chickenshit about prostitution accusations and HIV to bite the bullet
>also still in the closet which makes the even more nervous

Fuck. At least I'll have more time to visit my childhood friend, he will have more catching-up time.

>>7750835
>too chickenshit
Just do it faggot.

>>7750835
iktf I'm so tempted to go on a fucking dudes spree but I'm too afraid of getting HIV

>>7751005
Wrap it up senpai. Also take prep

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Would you?

>>7751039
Looks cute. What's his ass look like?

>>7751039

yes

yes

yessssss

lil bears are the best bears

>>7751070
Yeah.
had a lil bear fuck buddy for a while.
He was short and "only" 190. lol

>>7751014
>Also take prep
not available in this shithole afaik :c
>>7751039
only if he's a bottom

>>7749233
http://madcow.hostzi.com/5x5_Program/Linear_5x5.htm

you do compounds every day with the goal of increasing by 2.5% each week.

it's not a hypertrophy routine.

>>7750835
There are literally just two gay bars in Oslo. One for the younger and fancy gays, and the other for older.

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>>7740656
>He does have a much much much nicer derriere though.
Prove it. Post pics

>>7738669
Seriously though, where are all the good masc husbandos? Cause they sure aren't by me

>>7751943

Right here babe

Come sit in daddy's lap

>>7751943
Hiding inna woods.

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>>7751943
mostly split between the ones who are already in happy monogamous relationships and the ones who have given up on love

how common is to cuddle/hang out after a hookup?

asking for a friend

>>7752721

I've never hooked up with a guy without hanging out for a bit after

>>7752727
what do you usually do while hanging out? My friend is worried that being told to leave right after sex might make him feel like worthless shit and commit suicide as a result

>>7752759

usually just sit around and snuggle and talk

you might want to talk about it with the guy first if you think you might have that serious a reaction to it not working out though

>>7752775
>you
i-it's for a friend

Yeah, I guess I should do that. Though it seems kinda pathetic to ask them if they are down to cuddling afterwards. I guess that depends on how good the sex ends up being anyways. Hanging out after terrible sex sounds awkward af

>>7752803

In my experience boys love to talk about cuddling

>>7752808
yeah I'm reluctant because people tend to agree to more things when they are horny

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>>7751157

>>7753294
too old

>>7753294

Destroy my cock with your bearpussy daddy

>>7738669
god i wish that were me

>>7739912
Lucky ;-;...

>>7752727
This. I almost always spend the night.

>>7739912
fuck

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Anyone else single this valentine's day?

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>>7753857
You're on 4chan. The majority of us have always been single.

>>7753857
why is he so perfect?

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>>7753884
>ywn get to sleep on Reinhardt's chest
>ywn have a young Reinhardt skin

>>7753294
>at least 3 stuffed animals
He's hot as tits but wew

>>7751039

Hairy, muscular af and cute. Would smash while caressing tenderly.
Too bad I'll obviously be too scrawny for him.

>>7751014

I don't even know how to get PrEP over here in Pooland and going to a doctor for it will probably be too awkward and would raise too many questions (even with my private corporate insurance).

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>>7754212
?

>>7754411
>I'll obviously be too scrawny for him.
prove it

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how do you organize your hot guys collection? I need a better system

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>>7754717
There's a program called Hydrus network that allows you to create a searchable tagged database. It's sorta hard to learn how to use but it's the only self hosted system that I've found. It's able to handle the 300k pictures and webms that I have. And it was made by someone on /g/.
https://hydrusnetwork.github.io/hydrus/

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> one year ago
> have two cattos, both of them are 15 years old
> female one, the first one we adopted, has breast cancer and we eventually have to put her down
> cry, have terrible nightmares, but eventually move on

> present day
> the male cat isn't doing so well and I know he doesn't have much time left
> yesterday receive phone call from dad, when he got home my cat was dying
> I wasn't there for him on his last moments
> when I finally hug his dead body I break down crying
> my brother hugs me and doggo stands on his hind legs and hugs us both
> bury old catto
> have dreamless sleep

> today
> at uni I'm instructing the freshmen on how things work around here
> while setting up some stuff at the plaza find a dead kitten
> after the presentation my underclassmen congratulate me on the lectures I presented on december, they say I'm a legend amongst them, that I give them hope
> the dead kitten is still there
> it all feels so small, I still feel the same
> tfw miss my two old cattos

>>7738669
>person in florida leaves no contact info on the zeemaps

>>7754873
>tfw my 15 year old dog died
still hurts. I have a cat that is 10 years old but gladly he's doing fine

>tfw horny on Valentine's day, and bf is it of state

>>7754873
Sorry love.
Losing a pet is hard.

>>7754917
>Tfw when you get super excited about a pin near you
>It's your pin you made over a year ago and forgot about

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>>7754873
>the dead kitten is still there
F

>>7754954
>>7754917
>tfw three other pins in your city
>it doesn't matter because you're still a disgusting lanklet
stay single for another year or two pls

>>7754962
Why didn't you do something about it? Give it a good burial at least Brazil anon.

>>7755168
I was quoting Brazil nut, you faggot.

But yeah
>>7754873
Why didn't you bury it?Kotlito deserves a funeral.

>>7755184
I was busy with the freshmen and I don't think I would be able to do it without breaking down again. I just buried my oldest friend and trying my best to continue functioning, burying him would bring back all the emotions I'm still processing.
But a freshman was burying him when I left

>>7755221
Ye alright. You should give that freshman headpats though. He did good for kot.

>>7755238
He'll have special freshman privileges, he'll be spared.

>>7755357
>special freshman privileges
lewd

>>7755441
It's not celebrated here, but I gave someone flowers.

>>7755441
hanging out with my others single friends and pretend we don't want bfs
>>7755453
where is that magical place

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>>7740656

You're already attentionwhoring so you might as well go all the way and just post everything right?

>>7755495
yorop

>>7755531
this
more feet pls

>>7755569
You're a lewd little thing

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>>7746891

This picture has probably one of the dumbest excuses for a ridiculously attractive person to take a selfie that I've ever seen; it's like being in the US and taking a picture of yourself in front of a McDonalds sign going ''Wow they have McDonalds here!''

Tiddies!

>>>/fit/40374861

>>7755584
You're not wrong. That's not the most egregious example I've ever seen, but it's the worst with a dude.

>>7755658
>chest is overrated
dafuq. After ass it's the best part.

>>7755441
It's pushed as heavily here as everywhere else in the Western world, but hubby and I are not the "fake romance, buy flowers, everything's shiny-happy-bullshit"-kinda people, so we had leftovers for dinner, I'm studying an IT course and he's making cookies. Gave him a morning bj, but not cuz Valentines, just cuz I like having his dick in my mouth before breakfast.

>>7755712
Made my bf a Valentine by hand while bored at work.

That's about it as far as valentine's day stuff.

>Loremaster Wizards can change the save type of spells
>Strength save Feeblemind
What was Wizards of the Coast thinking?

>>7755798
Have you tried not playing DnD?

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>>7754653

>prove it
Sounds awfully like a catfish or bait to get me to post my shitty body on mascgen.

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>>7755441
Surprise my bf at work with some Korean food.

>>7755856
no, he's actually asking you to post it

>>7755930
Cute.

>>7755930
your bf dress like my 65 yo dad

>>7754873
Nice story anon
F

>>7755930
CUTE.

I'm so lonely.

>Delete this

>>7755807
Not really, I play with a group of friends every other Friday. They aren't open to play other games like wod or exalted. If it wasn't for them I would really have no interest in tabletop games.
>>7755930
That's really cute anon

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>>7756156
If your group is married to dnd, you just have to put up with its"eccentricities"

>>7755930
normie get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>7755955
>>7754653

Meeh fuck it, I'll bite.

I've gained about 3~4% since that photo, but my physique his hardly more impressive.

I barley even lift, and I feel like a weak shit.

You literally fucking asked for it tho, pls no bully.

>>7756285
You're starting to get decent definition despite the bf%, keep at it.

>>7756285
>I barley even lift
Get to a gym baby. You'll be swole in no time.

>>7756040
So he's dating a..."daddy".

>>7756379
Thanks for the mental image

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>>7756416
>not dating a daddy
>2016+1

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tfw chub

>>7756443
>tfw ugly

ftfy

>>7756466
now post your face

>>7756473
I dont have to

>>7756466
>>7756485
middle school as fuck my dude

>>7756443
You look like a butch lesbian.

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>>7756497
????

I dont have to post my face when I criticize his face. Wheres the fucking logic? Am I not allowed to criticize people who post their face and make it available for me to criticize it?

Also this:>>7756506

>>7756285
Nice hair

>>7756285
your body is disgusting

>>7756521
butch lesbian lookin dude here. i could honestly care less but you should post your face so i can gauge how much your opinion matters to me

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>>7756545
>i-i dont care i swear
>p-post your face

>>7756200
The eccentricities are half the fun playing as a wizard. I'm pretty sure the dm hates how I play the class

>>7756590
maybe i didn't imply the sarcasm hard enough

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>>7756629
I WAS ONLY PRETENDING!

>>7756443
Blue eyes. Hmmmm.

>>7755930
post feet

>>7756640
?

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>>7756757

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>that feel when you get out of the shower after getting super sweaty working out
is it just me or does sweating a lot make your skin super soft and comfy?

>>7756792
I prefer the shower itself. A hot shower hitting your sore swollen muscles is like sex.

>>7747225
Looks cute af right now. Don't go too much longer imho.

>>7754873
F

>>7756436
what's the instagram of this guy again?

>>7756610
Don't be that guy. Or at least suck the DM's dick if you're going to shit up the game.

>>7757309
He just hates me playing any kind of caster. We're at odds on how we see the game. He thinks wizards should be damage casters and clerics should just heal; he likes when people play sorcs and just blast shit or life clerics and just heal shit. My play style runs in complete counter to his vision of casters, often making encounters play radically more different than he imagined.

Happy forever alone day, /baragen/

> tfw water water everywhere but not a drop to drink

>>7757420
>often making encounters play radically more different than he imagined
Seems like he might be a shit dm then.

He should have at least restricted your spell book, or known what spells you have available when prepping encounters.

Especially when he asks what sort of spells you prepared for the day.

>>7757420
god, I haven't played DnD in ages. Miss it so much.

>>7757420
The best part of casters in dnd is memorizing that one spell which the DM totally doesn't expect and let's you circumvent a plot point

>>7757524
Masc dnd night when?

>>7757554
Gotta be careful with that shit. Adversarial DMing is terrible, adversarial players are almost as bad.

>>7757657
>Masc dnd
I bet that would turn lewd very fast

not that I'd mind

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today I succesfully replaced a flat tire

probably the masckest thing I've done in a long while

>>7756757
Agreed desu

I think it takes effort to be masculine as a homo, like we can all do it but it just takes more effort. And when you're with someone you can both put the effort in for each other and all will be appreciated, because homos like masculine and its very nice of you to be masculine for your bf to enjoy and vice versa.

>>7758027
Honestly I don't think it necessarily takes any effort to be masculine, even as a homo. It's just part of your personality, something you either are or aren't, just like you can be outgoing or shy. Though I guess you can also work on changing aspects of your personality too. If being masculine doesn't come out naturally for you, then yes, it could probably take a big effort to learn to be like that, since as gays we are usually encouraged to be feminine

>>7757512
Really hard to prep against a divination wizard in 5e.
>>7757524
5e is actually pretty fun
>>7757554
Did that when I used Banishment on some demon that was built up to be the main villain.
>>7757657
I just imagine everyone rolling barbarian

>>7738900

Kill me.

>>7757927
>tfw no permatanktop bf
>>7758269
>I just imagine everyone rolling barbarian
I think the characters would look taken out of bastard bonds
>beefy lewd rapist in the party
sign me in

>>7744122
>> no qt respectful conservative and smart Mexican bf

That could be me, fampai.

>>7758377
>beefy lewd rapist in the party
This sounds like a bad idea

>>7757723
Not sure I'd be down for ERP, but I'd GM a normal game.

>>7757732
Lol pretty basic stuff, but good for you.

>>7758269
Haven't played 5th.
Still though, of it's something that would be to much of a headache to plan around he should have banned it in the beginning.

>>7758377
>bastard bonds
Haven't played it yet. Is it worth it? Or is it just a bara sex simulator?

>>7758609
>Still though, of it's something that would be to much of a headache to plan around he should have banned it in the beginning.
He didn't think it'd be a problem. Full casters as a whole are hard to plan around if their piloted by someone competent, which wasn't the case before I joined the group as everyone before just played evocation wizard, sorc and life cleric.

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>>7759207

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>>7759207
>katawa homo

>>7738669
>tfw you will never be spit roasted by paul and andre

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Remember to get lifting and get fit, lads! You want senpai to notice you, right?

>>7759654
I don't want anyone to notice me. I just want to be happy with myself.

>>7759684
That's a great motivating factor as well. I was just trying to speak to the vanity in us all. I feel the same as you, or rather, I want to look good for myself and my hubby.

>>7759746
A hunk bf would be nice too, but none of those exist near me. Maybe I'll act as a hunk gravitation unit once I get thicc and attract all the hunks to this god awful city.

>>7758609
>Is it worth it?
Honestly it got me bored really fast

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>downloaded Growlr again

>>7759911
Keeping my fingers crossed, anon.

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>>7760115
dayyyyym

I've never done dnd but I'd definitely be up for joining a /masc/ game if we get some peeps together

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>>7752142
>inna woods
http://www.russianriverhotel.com/

>>7755930
>mixed race couple

REEEEEE

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>>7762033
>ywn run a secluded hotel/spa in the woods that's exclusive for bears and husbandos
why live

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>>7762292
>expensive niche jerk circle
Do not let horniness ruin the good in you, friend.

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>>7762472
>Do not let horniness ruin the good in you
where is the fun in that?

currently training at a huge calorie deficit to make weight for a comp and it's so so so shit and I want to eat everything.

>>7762707
I feel the same way about bulking.

> invited a cute coworker to join me at the gym
> suprisingly, he accepted, even though he hasnt been for years
> next day he left early to come with me
> showered together
> husbando material
> and 100% straight

life is suffering

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>>7762924
he just needs to be persuaded

So are you a bottom or a top, /mascgen/?

I've always considered myself vers, but recently I'm fucking tired of bottoming. Nothing but total tops out there and my opinion of them is that they are all insecure faggots who suck at topping

>>7763292
I consider myself a top because I never enjoyed bottoming too much. Though maybe that has to do with the fact that the only guy I've bottomed for had a massive dick and wasn't exactly gentle

>>7763292
>Nothing but total tops out there
I always get the impression that is the opposite. That most tops are verse and most verse guys are actually bottoms.

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Let's talk it out over /tea/ .

https://chakai.org/tea/126631#q126631

>>7763292

I'm a top but the guy who I'm seeing is so tight that I keep losing my boner

I literally have to fuck his ass with a dildo for a good 20 minutes before I can slide in easily and stay hard

What's wrong with me gaygen everyone else likes tight holes

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>>7763292
Vers. Would like to top more often, but the bf prefers to top more often than bottom.

Sexually frustrating sometimes lol

>>7763292
I have a bigger ass than my bf so he sort of made me the default bottom in our relationship.

>>7763881

but who has the bigger dick?

>>7763292
I've never done anal

>>7764110
He does I guess? We are close in size.

>>7763713
a tight hole can be heavenly or a bitch. It depends on so many factors. Like, how long it takes to loosen the guy up, how big is the top's dick, how good is the bottom for taking dick, etc.

My ex bf had a big ass and a tight hole and he could take dick for days. Fucking him was the best.

>>7763713
I generally prefer tight. But I've had a couple that were insane. Like trying to push my dick through a brick wall.

>>7763494
> I always get the impression that is the opposite. That most tops are verse and most verse guys are actually bottoms.
Really? I hear this a lot, people complaining about how its a sea of bottoms. I just don't see it though. At least, I seem to go on long streaks of finding only tops or only bottoms. I'm having some sexual frustration over this. Especially because Im about 2 months out of a relationship where the sex was kinda bad.

>>7763713
Do you have a big dick? My dick is actually 6 inches but fairly firm. So I can manage tight holes fairly well. I've noticed guys with bigger cocks don't get too hard in general and have trouble with tighter asses.

>>7763832
This was my last relationship. My BF thought he was the was God's gift to bottoms. He was officially "vers" but he ALWAYS resisted having me top him. And he blamed me for going too hard on him though Im sure that douchebag was just saying to be controlling.

>>7764119
Also I rly like oral. Nothing feels better than getting on my knees for hairy cub guy.

thighs

>do deadlifts
>get super lightheaded
>almost hard to stand up straight
i stopped after that set

>>7764932
I'm a top, and whenever I get with dudes they seem surprised, and generally really happy, that I only top. That and the fact I've fucked a few "strict tops" sorta gave me the impression that it's a rarity.

>>7765069
I always assumed that was a sign I was doing things right. Lol

>>7764932
>Also I rly like oral. Nothing feels better than getting on my knees for hairy cub guy.
I've never sucked dick either

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I haven't been to the gym in over a month. Roast me.

>>7766079
post feet

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>>7766157

>>7766079
You look like some guy I kjiw

>>7766079
Post body pics so we have something to ridicule.
>>7766330
I almost reported that pic. Lol

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you are at the gym when this guy slaps your ass
what do

>>7767869
tell him he fucked up
normally i'd just tell them to get back to me when they lose the weight, but i'm pretty sure that's hgh gut

>>7767869
Organise a time and place

>>7767869
Tie him to a chair and use his tummy as a drum

>>7751039
omg he's on scruff

>>7768738
fuck him anon
and come back with the deets

>>7768738
It's it him, or just someone with his picture?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2507184/I-lost-nearly-2-stone-24-HOURS-Sport-scientist-proves-rapid-weight-loss-IS-possible-youre-prepared-exercise-wearing-bin-bags-eat-carbs-drink-nothing.html


Trying this (but not to that extreme) before a comp. I'm aiming for around 15 lbs.

I'm gonna hate myself for that whole 24 hours

>>7769557
looks like he just dehydrated himself tbqh

>>7769690
That's exactly what the article is saying....that's my point...

>>7769697
yeah well but you'll regain most if not all of the weight once you start drinking again

>>7769727
Thats fine. I just need to hit my weight category. Then I'm allowed to put it back on

>>7769557
Keto. It will dehydrate you, but you still get to eat.

>>7769557
>dailymail
>intentionally dehydrating yourself
seems like a great idea

>>7763292
Only a bottom, I can't understand the desire to fuck a hole. Like any hole, it's pretty hard for me to even get into oral beyond how sensitive I am down there. Getting fucked though? That's great. Sucking cock? Fantastic, only time my dick is harder is when I'm getting fucked.

>>7767869

Slap him back and start some friendly banter.

It's like a dream come true.

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am i masc?

>>7771139
woof!

>>7770536
Out of curiousity are you masc or twinky?

>>7771139
You need better underwear.

>>7771139
Post glutes

>>7771139
Moar

>>7771139
>>7771762
Maki please

>>7770515
if it's gonna make me lose enough weight to qualify me for nationals im gonna do it.
thanks for your concern

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>>7771139
Not with that gayface, maki.

>>7771260
Not twinky in the least, wrestled in high school and got that peasant build. Big ass beard too. Although my mannerism tend to get me called cute sometimes and I like to bake. That's just cause I like chemistry so much and it's a delicious way of blowing things up without getting put on a list.

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>tfw stuck in 3rd world country
>tfw even russian gay community is more alive than mine
>tfw cant find a job so I can afford going to the gym and eat meat
>tfw not sure if Im going to be good at my major
>tfw young with no gay friends or bf
How do I make the pain go away?

>>7771139
post feet

>>7772511
What country?

>>7772522
Ukraine :(

>>7772528
RIP ;_;7
Can you migrate west?

>>7772541
Not anytime soon
Im planning to get my masters in Austria, but until then Im stuck here

>>7772549
Sorry to hear that. Austria is great though. Vienna?

>>7772562
Not sure where exactly
Just know that my uni has a masters abroad program

>>7772567
Something to look forward too at least. Have you tried looking into bodyweight programs or making a makeshift home gym? It doesn't need to be expensive to get fit, money just makes it easier. Making weights with cement for example, very cheap.

What is mascgens fetish or favorite porn?
Be honest. No one will judge you here.

>>7772590
Domination and piss stuff.

I like to be dominated and I like to be pissed on and that type of stuff, I really like to get bitten too but that ain't really a porn category I don't think. Blame my parents for watching "artsy" films that involved boys peeing on others to humiliate them when I was a kid.

>>7772584
I havent looked into it yet
Its hard to find motivation to work out when Im down and it just leads to me making more excuses
There isnt anyone around to make me want to get fit so I dont
I guess I should just stop being emo ecksdee

>>7772590
Weight gain
>No one will judge you here
Doubt it.

>>7772594
same desu, spit is good too.
and poppers.

>>7772615
Imagine the boy you'll find in Austria. Don't you want to look your best when you finally meet him?

>>7772590
Size difference and domination.

>>7772590
Age difference (55 tops though), but looking at gay porn, especially bear daddies, makes me feel guilty and a little disgusted with myself.
Bara furry porn doesn't for some reason. You said you wouldn't judge.

>>7772616
Disgusting, but it's the easiest fetish to make happen considering how many disgusting lardwhales are out there. And they all have low confidence too.

>>7772590
i kinda like feet

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>>7772631
Alright you changed my mind
Ill look what I can do to get fit
I will try to keep going for you anon
Thanks for listening to my tale of woe

>>7772645
we know

>>7772664
Np, bby. Good luck.

>>7772594
This. And I'm vers, so that's pretty cool. Wanna get into bondage soon, too, tho.

>>7772511
At least you have good taste in manga

>>7772590
I have a weird fetish for impotent guys.

I don't know why but seeing a guy get frustrated because they can't get hard, and of course teasing them about it, is hot to me. Sadly I'm not that into older guys. I'd be in heaven otherwise

new thread: >>7772778

>>7772616
I wish I had a feeder bf, is make bulking so much easier.
Then I'd cut and we could do it all over again.

>>7772706
Well im anonymous so might aswell say it, I can't get it up as easily anon, and I'm 21