Hey /lgbt/, I'm not a chaser but I'm really attracted

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>>7711587
Literally everything about this post is cringe-inducing.

>>7711587

I believed this was real up until the first pickup line.

>>7711587
>lurking this board enough to make board-relevant bait posts

>>7711587
i have a good one op this one works 100% of the time
trust me ia am agood pick up

"your penis is veeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy seeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxyyyyyy"

>>7711587
>*Lightly punch her in the arm. She's trans so she should be able to take the hit.*
please dont do this!

>>7711587
try "you look great for a trans woman!"
Good luck OP, will post more pick up lines as I think of them.

>>7711600
>>7711601
>>7711622
Please offer constructive help. It's been over five years since my last date and it's hard to find transwomen my age.

>>7711631
I don't think that will work. From what I've read on here, transwomen call their genitals girl-tinklers or clit-sticks. Besides, unless they're wearing a loose dress I can't make any judgements about what they have. It would be disrespectful. What about reassuring them that I'm not bothered whether they are pre-op, post-op or non-op? Would that be good?

>>7711664
That's a pretty good one. It reassures them that while I find them attractive, I'm not ignoring their identity as a transwoman.

>>7711711
yes it would be good you fucking autist. follow my advice or go back to your kissless virgin board.

>>7711711
>so how long since your ffs?
>how long have you been on t?
>i bet an early transitioner like you doesn't even remember being a guy
>hi there, good to see another cis ally
>don't tell me you're a transbian, i don't wanna have to go hon

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>the dysphoria hole
Don't ever stop, OP. You'll make a great comedian one day.

>>7711587
"I'm an author and you're helping inspire my next book, Tarnswoman of Gor."

>>7711587
>>Would you like a hertz donut? *Lightly punch her in the arm. She's trans so she should be able to take the hit.* Hurts, don't it?
>*proceed to beat the shit out of her* So you wanna grab some dinner?

>>7711711
>Don't worry about Mike Pence, the only thing going to turn you straight is Mike Rotch

>>7711711
It's also important to note most young trans girls love being compared to Caitlyn Jenner, she is basically every young transitioners role model and deeply revered in the lgbt community, take any opportunity you can to point out similarities between the trans girls you see at your support group and Caitlyn, they should find you irresistible if you are persistent.

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>>7711824
>I just flew in from the World Handjob Championships and boy, are my arms tired!

this is a good thread