/mtfg/ - Transgirl General

this is my thread you can't post in here
fuck nim

>>7706120
>shakira talks you out of killing yourself
>you talk her into killing herself
why are you such an awful person mercury?

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kill me kill me kill me

>>7706127
>fuck nim
i'm trying, but i mean fuck, she just won't give up the goods

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Dammit, I think I lost my eyeliner pencil. At least I think I'm doing better on my eyeshadow.

>>7706120
>if you haven't lived a bit before 25, idk if it's really even worth continuing.

>tfw turning 24 soon
I guess I have a little over a year before I should kill myself then.

>>7706120
ya youth is gone, but so is the bad stuff about being young
as not-confident as I still feel, I'm wayyy more confident than I used to be
I actually have been enjoying getting older

but ya you also gotta live before then, use a bunch of drugs and have a lot of fun, experience life
its a good time to move on from that stuff

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tfw you just want to be friends with elanna but all the chadsbians keep getting in your way

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>Tfw Sass is smarter than her bullies

>>7706139
no you dummy
you're about to find your stride as an adult! in the next few years
plus you still probably look (and feel) young

its a good age to be at!

>>7705811
enjoy shower
cat??

>>7706156
if you're smarter than them, why do they bully you and not the other way around?

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Sup homosexuals it is I a detransitioned tranny who married his first cousin.

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>>7706129
>> talks you out of killing yourself
when did this happen??

I'm awful because my mother never loved me and I need to vent my inner rage and turmoil somewhere, and since I'm very nice to people I like; I have to find a target to beat on.
>>7706132
ok
>>7706133
:^) you're doing it wrong man.
cause lemme tell u, the goods? they're GOOD
>>7706153
she's mine, u can't have her.
((chadsbians is a GREAT term, I'm gonna make that the dankest meme, ok, i'm telling you, but I'm going to take credit for it. But I want you to know, that I know, and you to know that I know that you know, that it was your idea)

>>7706170
you detransitioned?

>tfw everyone saying I'm old and my life is over now
Time for an extra large dose of codeine tonight, hopefully I won't wake up

>>7706169
>punching down.
anon please

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>you will never be cis
>you will never not have a man body
>a man face
>man hairline
>man voice
>your family will always see you as a man
>you will never go to a family event without your relatives flaunting their cisness and children

tell me why I shouldn't

>>7706156
link me up to this test Sass

>>7706170
do you feel as though you're living a more or less degenerate lifestyle now?

also all hail the god emperor

>>7706045
Am I that weird? lol

>>7706177
Please don't be a ford...

>>7706170
stop memeing

>>7706179
test.mensa.no
>>7706177
hrt and practice changes two of those.

>>7706172
Yeah bro.

I kind of had a falling out with the whole trans thing. I kind of fell in love with my first cousin and just said fuck it I love you so much I will marry you. It has worked out pretty good since we both want to preserve our native American blood.

Besides that she is a fucking clone of me it is down right creepy. We moved to Alaska while she is working on an engeering project for her company. I found a job at a gun store. Life is good here.

>>7706184
I'm tired of your comments, you intersex bitch

>>7706171
>(chadsbians is a GREAT term, I'm gonna make that the dankest meme, ok, i'm telling you, but I'm going to take credit for it. But I want you to know, that I know, and you to know that I know that you know, that it was your idea)

I give these things like gifts to the world, they are neither mine nor yours. As we are one anyway such concepts have no meaning.

>>7706185
>this post
what the fuck

>>7706159
aww, ty anon.
I hope you're right.

>plus you still probably look (and feel) young
>tfw I've had multiple people in the last half year think my age was in the range of 18-21 or so

>>7706181
I mean cousin marriage is in the bible so things are not degenerate in any ways. Luckily my small boobs went away and I can pass as a dude again.

I don't love trump and my wife loves trump. The only issue is she is a tad bit of a Christian but I love her nonetheless. After the project is done she might get either another project in seattle or in Maryland.

>>7706193

u bin melly'd, la'

>>7706184
>preserve our native American blood
d r o p p e d

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it is inevitable for us to kill ourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OacVy8_nJi0

>>7706177
>you will never ravage snickerdoodle
WHY ME

>>7706186
don't lash out at people

>>7706206
sigh
I'm sorry

>>7706184
TY
>>7706185
OK, SO; I very much like humor, and I appreciate trolling. go as deep as you can go.
This post though; knowing you, it could be 100% true.
So; if you're bullshitting, GJ, keep it up; dont drop the con.
If this is the truth, you're absolutely disgusting, but if you're happy and it works for you then good for you.

>>7706185
>inbreeding
hot

>>7706200
I mean it is important to use.


The only thing I hate is the snow. Learning to drive on it was a bit cheaper. No one told me you are not suppose to break on ice

>>7706186
>snickerdoodle
more like meanerdoodle

>>7706195
>>tfw I've had multiple people in the last half year think my age was in the range of 18-21 or so
ye same, even pre-HRT
honestly I love it

Hey mtfg, what are some outfits that are good for babytrans to start out with?

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Got a new purse

>>7706179
test.mensa.no

:3

>>7706219
bro
dont you mean satchel

>>7706213
>No one told me you are not suppose to break on ice
what are you supposed to do?

can passers like...just stop posting here and live their lives
thanks

>>7706219
cute!

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so I just realised that SEELE and the Cenobites are pretty much the same as antagonists

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>>7706219
Nice

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>>7706218
Workout clothes, get skinny skinny I can't breathe in these jeans and a cute coat and then literally anything for a top, peacoats are cute and cheap and flare out to give you hipers

>>7706226
Guess you have to leave.

>>7706226
>passers leave reee
where were you when snick became kayla

>>7706211
How is it disgusting? Cousin marriage is in the bible and the vast majority of marriages in world history have been cousin marriages. In fact Einstein and European royalty had cousin marriages.


I love the ever living shit out of her though. She fits in me so many ways. We like the same shit with only minor differences. I am not gonna lie though I think her love of rap-country is retard but that is literally the only flaw I have with her.

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>>7706230

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>>7706235
>Tfw Faye never gave you fashion advise

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>>7706238
in mtfg while passing
:^)

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>>7706226
kayla, is that you?

>>7706186
its a fact.
take it as you will.
>>7706200
nani
>>7706211
np

>>7706238
well why are they on a stupid mongolian horse breeding website flaunting their passingness when they could literally be doing what most of the girls here can only dream about

>>7706241
pedophilia, rape and murder is also in the bible

>>7706253
>well why are they on a stupid mongolian horse breeding website
same reason the rest of us are on here - no friends and autism

>>7706246
Have you tried a grocery bag?

>>7706253
Oh shut up. Passing was easy as hell for me. I could pass in horomone when I used to take them and I could do it without make up. No one ever said shit to me.

>>7706238
shaving my butthole

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>>7706242
Nya.

>>7706226
passers have to stay or else the amount of catty drama and jealousy would plummet
we can't have that

>>7706257
green or black?

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>>7706263
nya uwu

>>7706230

Grace, what do you keep in your purse? What's your EDC

>>7706216
It didn't happen to me nearly as much pre-hrt, but once I did start hrt and had that happen, it just felt so encouraging to know that I look ~4 years younger than I am.

>>7706238
i was in MTFG watching snick become kayla

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>>7706264
the worst part was when I used to make non passing gen, the passers would always invade and troll and they knew that they passed but were just being bullies to us hons

>>7706253
Oh but when I and Kayla say this we're autistic spergs? I'm pretty sure most of the board agrees with you that trips who brag about passing are cancer but they don't say anything because the passing trips tend to be popular.

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>>7706257
>tfw I thought of a trashbag instead of grocerie bag

>>7706132
What happened Snick?

>>7706274
>we're autistic spergs
You are, and snicks is too.

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>>7706153
>tfw ur chadsbian gf is home again

>>7706279
i hink she's having her first mtfg meltdown©! :3

my little snicks is growing up

>>7706274
because I'm being an autistuc sperg
>>7706279
life is awful

>>7706276
a grocery bag is what you put your shopping in, whereas a trash bag is what the police will one day find your body parts in

dumb sass

Honestly I came back because I feel Hella dysphoric. I love my cousin to death and I detransitioned to be with her but I feel like shit.

>>7706287
>life is awful
You're not even 30 snicks!

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I wanna get into a new annie may but everything's shit
I just watched pretty much all of Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040 and honestly was disappointed
why is everything so bland
am I depressed or something

>>7706269
I bet it's nothing but guns and buttplugs

>>7706272
passers are truly worse than hitler

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>>7706272
>>7706264
>>7706226


who exactly counts as passers? I need to know... for science...

>>7706292
>am I depressed or something
almost certainly, yeah

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>>7706267
Nyaaaa.
>>7706269
Depends on the size of the purse and the length of the day
I leave house with an extra dose of HRT and typically some benzos just in case.
A water bottle
Battery pack/charger for my phone
Travel lotion
Hand sanitizer
Chap stick
Sometimes camera and 3DS
Nail clippers and tweezers, when I start applying makeup more I'll also include a few makeup items just in case I need a touch up
Cliff bar
Hair brush
Glasses case
Ponytail holder
I should get a Swiss army knife and bandaids to put in there too

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>>7706298
IN A GREAT AMOUNT OF IRONY
I FORGOT MY WALLET IN THERE LMAO

>>7706289
>detransitioned to marry their cousin
is anyone on here stable

>>7706274
i don't agree, i don't see why passing trips would be excluded from an mtf general thread.

>>7706270
=D

>>7706289
....

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>>7706303
>is anyone here stable
no

>>7706296
cool

>>7706295
just me

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>>7706292
Passers? Wtf passing is so fucking easy to do.

Last picture I took before I stopped taking horomones.

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I'm being stupid
I'm sorry everyone
I'll just...go

>>7706313
yummy in my tummy

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>>7706313
>just me
reee passers out!!

>>7706295
You reeeeeee

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>>7706303
do you know where you are

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>>7706316
no sad
snicksnick best girl

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>>7706316
people understand how you feel
it'll turn you bitter, don't let that happen

>>7706314
>2017 02 04
that was yesterday, Melly

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>>7706303
She just isn't my first cousin she is my double first cousin.

>>7706311
Well fuck I love the ever living shit out of her.

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>>7706288
>tfw transgirls are found mutilated with their genitals inside their mouths and signs that say "This is what happens to faggots" every other month in this country and the newspapers still refer to them as men.

pic related: Sass being killed in a gorgeous orange nightgown and a scarlet pashmina

>Outbursts
>Then plays sad victim
no thats my strategy

>>7706282
have fun you gay <3

>>7706314
>Wtf passing is so fucking easy to do.
come on now

>>7706330
Orange and red is so 100 AD

>>7706328
Yeah the server I have assigns new names of files when I upload them to prevent conflicts. It is a simple bash script.

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>>7706295
>tfw Sass is aware that she does in fact not pass

>>7706298
>>7706302

Sounds like a well-balanced loadout. Needs a pistol though, in case of emergency.

>>7706329
>Well fuck I love the ever living shit out of her.
yeah I get that part
its just like I've read some of your other posts over the last few months, and read the twitter you posted here
so I'm just kinda like
.....

>>7706340
>Caesar's murder
>100 AD
Pick one.

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>>7706338
It truly is though. I never has any problems when I dressed as a girl even with out make up.

>>7706340
stop judging my fashion choices if you won't give me an alternative!

reeeeeeeeeee

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>>7706345
When I legally can, I will. For now I just try to have essentials so I'm never in a situation where I find myself lacking something I need.

>>7706352
I heard you waited 2 years before girlmoding though, is that true?

>>7706341
m'kay

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I got bored and just started skipping over them towards the end

is this a good or bad score?

>>7706316

If people had to leave mtfg for being stupid there'd be negative three posters.

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falling asleep while cuddeling is so nice
feels all warm and stuff

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>>7706352
Not when you look like this it isn't

>>7706330
does that really happen, or are you just telling lies again, sass

>>7706295
faye
grace
edie
mercury
isla
phienchen
elanna
kayla

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>>7706347
What twitter? Why would it make you go ......?

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>>7706352

>>7706362
It's above average so good.

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>come to mtfg
>cant read anything let alone work out my phone properely anymore

Why bother coning. Is snickerdudfle around?

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>>7706319
>passing
>me
...... FAYE
this meme must end

>>7706340
100 BCs

Sorry it was off the top of my head

>>7706362
it doesn't mean anything

>>7706379
That's when he was born lol. He got butchered in 44 BC.

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>>7706258
congrats, it doesn't come so easy to some of us

it's also a lot easier to pass when you're racially ambiguous and not an aryan cunt with a jaw the size of a snowplough

>>7706241
some things that are in the bible
>going to a mans inn room and telling him that if he didn't have over his daughter for the village to rape they were gonna bust in and rape them both
>a man seeing his friends wife; fucking her, then killing his friend because he felt guilty
>A man working 14 years to marry two of some dudes daughters

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>>7706333
What does it mean if she's choking me??

>>7706370
>it
a twitter YOU posted

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>>7706352
>mfw MAGA hat is spotted

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>>7706362
yea
my gender therapist told me my score of 116 was good
so 119 shuld be even better

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>>7706372
You do know pepe and the alt right is a Russian front and all of the alt right leaders follow alexander dugin right?

>>7706378
Your voice is cis tier. How to control pitch so i pass more? I surprisingly was gendered female today all day... Maybe my fashion is meshing beter

>>7706362
Mean is 100 +/- 15 so 119 is a bit above average.

>>7706397
Melly!

>>7706397
idk but after reading this I know you should kill yourself

>>7706368
>Faye

Lul please anon
>>7706378
Unlike all you straight girls, I know when a girl makes me feel uhm special

And you make my heart go pat pat pat pat
>>7706355
Are you ready for women's clothes? I put it off until 2 years hrt o.o

>>7706313
>no
FALSE
>>7706314
oh, you actually looked good there.
you fucked up dude.
>>7706381>>7706395>>7706403
ohok
so this means my mom is right and I'm a waste of potential then?
>>7706365
you look like a girl stfu

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>>7706391
it means you do as you're told
slut
tend to her whims like a good girl

>>7706357

Fair enough. The swiss army knife is also an excellent idea. Everyone needs a multi tool of some sort.

>>7706420
What exactly am i looking at

>>7706383
>you need to get pre historic fashion to the decade when talking about it

>>7706377
what?

>>7706417
Nah, IQ don't mean shit.

>>7706384
I heard the NHS does FFS in "exceptional cases" you could appeal to them.

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>>7706384
I got called a jew and injun in the same day.

>>7706388
As said I think the bible is horse shit but that is how I justified it with my cousin. She was worried about genetics too and how we were already double first cousins but she gave in.

If you want a trip read the Talmud while rocking back and forth.

>>7706394
Richard spencer is a homosexual, cuck, and and a shill for alexander dugin.

>>7706393
So what is in it that is so shocking?

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>>7706379
>>7706383

>tfw you'll be a woman at the same age that Julius Caesar was when he was killed, built the greatest empire in known history and set the foundations for the modern world.

>>7706397
That may be right in the grand scheme of things, but the fact is it has spread to the poor segment of many western societies, as was their goal. It would be too expensive for Russia to pose a creditable threat with this propaganda if it didn't spread.

My point being that many people who are not Russian agents will need to be shut down and silenced now that it's spread outside of Russia, especially as long as politicians keep accepting bribes from Russia to let this bullshit go uncontested.

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>>7706400
>Your voice is cis tier.
Yes this is true. But I don't pass in pictures. And photographs can't capture mannerisms or voice.

I pass in public but I also wish I passed in pics. Nobody believes you if you say you pass better IRL than pictures. Even that chaser I hung out with recently said that I look way better in person than in pictures. So it's frustrating cause my face is ugly but my body, voice, mannerisms, etc are all passing.

>How to control pitch so i pass more?
I don't know thats an incredibly broad question and it's probably more about resonance than pitch.

>>7706414
>And you make my heart go pat pat pat pat
O.O
faye
mommy
please
do you really have a crush on me
<3_<3
eeeee

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>>7706430
Does Drunk Chaser look like this guy? Also how are you

>>7706436
good night alt-right.

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>>7706414
>Lul please anon
you wear boy clothes and look like a woman wearing her boyfriends stuff

>>7706391
>What does it mean if she's choking me??
it means that I want an invite to this sexual encounter, there's always room for more chadsbians
>>7706432
oh
>>7706436
>talmud
I'm not that kind of Jew melly, you know that

>>7706442
no
terrible

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>>7706440
Not everyone is phptogrnic

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>>7706368
>I pass

lmao, to whom?

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>>7706447
I'm wearing a men's lulu lemon top, men's jeans and unisex nikes

And I look like a boy

>>7706450
=[ cheerup pupper

>>7706456
I cant read this

>tfw you can't afford to have
>>7706440
fix your disasterpiece of a voice

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>>7706417
Idk If want one with make up?

I kind of miss it desu but my wife and I are trying for a kid now and being away from California has helped me so much.

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>tfw over 18 on hrt
>still dont pass
>still flat as a boy
fun times

>>7706461
>men's
>lulu lemon

pick one

>>7706414
i was going to post my agpic but i remember u can't see it

>>7706461
Are you really so desperate for attention lol? Everyone knows you pass stop pretending like you look like a boy jfc
>>7706456
lmao

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>>7706442
>Does Drunk Chaser look like this guy?
yeah that's him
>>7706449
merc is an intellectual prodigy
>>7706436
>She was worried about genetics too
uh
so you're planning on having kids together then?

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>>7706461
>I look like a boy

>>7706473
Drunk Chaser cheer up your girl friend

>>7706449
But you're a pillow princess ;_;

>>7706420
H-hot

>>7706478
What is the point of getting married if you are not going to have kids? I am just starting to shoot white loads again too.

>>7706478
>yeah that's him
Olive please.
>>7706481
Dw I will.

If you don't pass by one year will you ever pass?

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>>7706480
what a dork

>>7706493
if you don't go out by one year will you ever go out?

>>7706493
Did you clear your debt?

>>7706494
>>7706480
>>7706447
no bullying Faye, Kayla!

>>7706493
have you left your house in the past year?

>>7706313
>dem teeth
who is that?

communism
more like
autism

>>7706466
<3 love, wish I could dedicate the time to do it for free but rip capitalism.

>>7706480
faye is sexy, wtf.

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>>7706508

>>7706454
t-to me senpai

>>7706485
I would like an invite. Extend one to me. :^)

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>>7706493
>>7706497
probably not

>>7706508
Isla
More like
Little

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>>7706488
>having children with your double first cousin

so wait
that means you share two sets of grandparents in common right

you know that's a recipe for disaster right

don't get me wrong I'm glad that you're so perfect for each other but be prepared for your child to have an extra few arms

>>7706507
Narcissa Wright
used to go by Cosmo
got her speedrun record in OoT beaten so hard she turned into a girl and went insane

>>7706501
;-; they're so mean

>>7706461
those freeruns??
what model is that, I like those
>>7706467
good luck with the baby
are you actually fertile again? thats wild.
>>7706485
I'm a SWITCH!!
but I like lying on my back and doing nothing, yeah

Should I buy some mary janes?

>>7706520
Trolling induced transsexuality syndrome then?

>>7706520
>used to go by Cosmo
Wait what the fuck I thought she looked familiar. I used to be a HUGE fan of Cosmo. What is the legit story here holy fuck

>>7706478
I'm the future of america
I was born....to Make it great....for the first time!

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>>7706512
>faye is sexy, wtf.
and she knows it, anything else that she says is a lie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

>>7706500
Kill yourself Oryx.
>>7706502
I go outside to buy groceries and pay for utilities all the time. If you mean go out as in going to social events then no.
>>7706517
Well at least I won't get anymore of the "you're only six months! Give it time!" hugbox anymore when i say HRT didn't work.

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>>7706515
you wouldnt say that if we had met irl tho ;_;

>>7706520
>you know that's a recipe for disaster right

its not. cousins can usually have children for a generation with no problems.
Hence cousin marriage is legal almost everywhere

>>7706436
>So what is in it that is so shocking?
nothing really, I would loosely call it infowars-tier (but I like inforwars soo)

I just put that emphasis because it seemed like you were pretending you didn't post that twitter and say it was you
honestly I don't really care that much

>>7706525
Yes they are cute. I want some too

>>7706539
I probably would though.
okay
lets meet up irl
what are you doing tomorrow? (or this fall, like october-ish)

>>7706520
I mean the only genetic thing we have in our family is that we carry ais so we can make tranny kids I guess. I just love the ever living shit out of her. Best of all she is just as vanilla sexually as me. Her and I only like missionary.

>>7706530
>edie broke up with this
i mean idgi

>>7706512
Yeah I know. And for as stubborn as I am, I would have to pay someone. When I get the money, I'll hit you up.

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>>7706523
Oh, I guess I'm a switch too :^)

>>7706516
But there's only so many holes to go round

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>>7706544
you wanna come to germany? :3
Id meet you.

>>7706521
I know! they probably even like masterbait to your pics ;-;

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>>7706540
I had falling out with Alex Jones after I found out he was an alexander dugin shill too. Hell he even admitted he was really bill hicks in that pod cast with joe rogan

>>7706523
Revolution 2
554900-030

>>7706530
stop this! >:(

>>7706568
>he even admitted he was really bill hicks in that pod cast with joe rogan
link?

>>7706557
yeah!
My dad speaks german, and my great grandmother is german also. so yah Deutschland is on my "must see list" I have to see the fatherland at some point in my life lolol
When I was in europe I would have rather gone to germany over Italy TBHH

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>>7706526
Dude Narcissa transitioned a good few years ago now, I think it was literally right after her record in OoT (she broke the world record and then someone beat hers like half an hour later) got beaten she went dark for like three months and then came out as trans

shit was fucking wild.
I followed her progress for a while but it got too painful. Just a broken human being.

>>7706545
well
congrats I guess

>>7706529
Merc for POTUS
>>7706525
it happens all the time

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>tfw you cut your balls off before you could impregnate your cousin

>>7706572
hurry up before all of Germany is gone and Germanistan is left

>>7706555
Iunno there's always something to do. :3
Using holes is fine but you can enjoy every part of a person, mmh?

>>7706534
What you need is confidence.

Why does absolutely everyone on 4chan claim German ancestry? Even the blacks are doing it now.

Who tf is this cancerous mercury guy

stef sanjati was so cute as a guy wtf https://youtu.be/FPq1DwsOERI

>>7706583
Funny thing is my ancestry is strictly german and anglo
:^)

i feel gross
i need hugs

>>7706583
WE WUZ NAZIS N SHEEEIT

>>7706584
trip on mercury

>>7706583
>wanting to be german
have fun speaking the ugliest language in the world

>>7706577
You could impregnate her with donor sperm, get one of those ejaculating strap-ons.

>>7706577

But then you got dubs so who even cares

>>7706590
bonjour, it me, the hugwhore.
enjoy one of my bountiful hugg.

>>7706569
thanks bby, I appreciate that.
I need to replace my new balance trainers since they're pro-trump ;--;
>>7706578
my dream waifu is an arab desu.
>>7706576
if you elect me you get free hrt, ffs, srs, and pms!!
>>7706584
trip on mercury
>>7706583
lol, anyone who actually knows me (or has seen my parents) can verify
but its not like i really care man

>>7706583
My family fought for Germany during ww1

>>7706585
Hmm

>>7706590
Hugg

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>>7706570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CTPLUcQAjk

>>7706581
Kill yourself Oryx.
>>7706583
I have nothing to do with Germany, I'm proud of my pure African roots.

>>7706594
Trip?

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>>7706576
The thing is I feel dysphoric as fuck and I want a kid. This might sound shitty but I am thinking of knocking up the wife with a kid or two then retranstion and force her to stay with me since we would have kids.

Picture was from about a month ago when it first snowed

>>7706610
Your father is from Jamaica

FAYE IS FINE
DAMN

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>>7706595
It's just not the saaame

>>7706598
Tru

>>7706580
I'm not that enjoyable you know?

>>7706577
impregnate your sister; thats the REAL goal.
>>7706555
|:^)
you have three holes.....thats three people.
we can fit in one more......
>>7706615
you have money right? why not just sperm bank it and then use invitro fertilization?

>>7706583
I have the wrong kid of german ancestry

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>>7706600
>>7706606
thanks

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>>7706604
>tfw you realize Faye just said you're not ready to wear girl's clothing
Rip Sass

>>7706607
>you will never be as pretty or pass as well as faye
sucks to be a hon
I should study to be a judge so then people would refer to me with the appropriate title of Hon. Judge Olive

>>7706615
Does she not want to be with you if you're a girl?

>>7706603
Trips?

>>7706621
Because I don't want her to leave me and she has the money since I am out on my own after we marrried. I am just working at a gun store as a salesmen while she is making bank with this current project.

>>7706630
>I should study to be a judge so then people would refer to me with the appropriate title of Hon. Judge Olive
iktf

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>>7706625
Sass!

>>7706619
pfft i bet you are
i bet you squeak when you get bitten
blush when you get smacked
struggle slightly when you are held down

things like that aren't quite so pedestrian to me :3

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>>7706621
You're assuming my partner has one penis

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>>7706593
I have a picture of mercury's grandfather

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>>7706630
Pretty much and I used to be a passible and get hit on ffs....

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>>7706634
oh.
thats reasonable I suppose.
idk man, it seems like there are ways you could do all the things AND be happy; but idk. very interesting though, i hope it works out? dysphoria is a bitch.
>>7706640
oh shit
i'm speechless
fucking hype
maybe she can dick us both at once
>>7706643
my great GRANDMOTHER
yah idiot

>>7706639
I mean I've been described as a soundboard before idk

>>7706610
>pure African roots.
>from jamaica

>>7706583
because I'm literally a filthy anglo, it's why I look barely human

>>7706615
>mfw melly is even more fucked-up than me
wew

>>7706638
oryx! :3

>>7706650
>my great GRANDMOTHER
your great grandmother transitioned in the 40s?!

>>7706658
KEK
lmao dude 10/10

>>7706651
...yeah i'm going to have demand another invite
this warrants further exploration
a slutty soundboard, i need this.

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>>7706604
my family fought against germany in two world wars

you're welcome, entire world

>>7706660
Who tf are you

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>>7706640
>tfw Elanna's oartner is the mythical Bipenile man

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>>7706658
I have kike German blood...

Why was I cursed with this? I rather be a tranny than have any kike blood.

>>7706660
did she transition and get pregnant to avoid the nuremberg trials?

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>>7706665
I'm not a slut

>>7706667
My name is Ami Mizuno, and I'm 16 years old.
>>7706677
Hey. this is your meme, not mine, YOU do the work.

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>tfw you sit here waiting for a reply but forgot that you never posted anything
>tfw stoned.

>>7706687
Tfw the (you)s just don't come.

I know this feel

>>7706680
I have never been lied to so harshly!
:3
Go get choked by your gf some more~ you degenerate whore

>>7706681
Kek im mizo amino

I'm an evil white cis scum str8 male from /trv/ visiting here and it's 10 days from valentines day and i want to acquire a gf.

I realize I'm digging at the bottom of the pile here by going to tranny land but who wants a bf?

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Guys what if I am making a mistake what if I don't really want to be a girl?

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y'all are faggots

>>7706687
moap, why are you high all the time

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>>7706704
Damn I remember how I was before I found someone. Now people draw chibis for me.

>>7706708
Is being a guy better?

>>7706694
(zheanna)

>>7706704
>I realize I'm digging at the bottom of the pile here by going to tranny land
So, let me ask you a question. You want to persuade some women to be your girlfriend by barging in and insulting them?
??????
?????
???????????????????????????
?

>>7706708

What makes you think that?

>>7706704
depends on how good looking you are

>>7706714
>You want to persuade some women to be your girlfriend by barging in and insulting them?
Girls love that shit, trust me.

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>>7706704
1. This isn't tumblr. There is no evil white cis scum str8 males here, you stupid fucking faggot.

2. You are alone cause you are a failed beta male, what makes you think a tranny would want that?

3. Dating is described as fish in an ocean. In that way, trannys would be at the top of the barrel cause we suicide so often and live so short, thus floating to the top.

4. If you come here and beg, that means YOU are at the bottom of the barrel.

kys

>>7706723
Oh shit you rekt him

>>7706675
someone needs to stop Sarah Anderson, she is a bigot

>>7706681
>Hey. this is your meme, not mine, YOU do the work.
okay fine
>1945
>a brave german soldier abandons his post as the Russian hordes approach
>he quickly snatches a dress and underwear off a clothesline and gets changed to avoid prosecution or a firing squad
>little did he know the Russians were raping any woman they could find
>ЊԐҰ ҠФԠЯДDЭ ЇҐS Д ҐЯДP ҒДGGФҐ ЩЄДЯЇИG ШФԠЄЍS PДЙҬЇЭS
>the first rape he fought, kicked and screamed and that just meant that the giant russian put his hand over his mouth
>he was raped again and again, something clicked inside of him and he started feeling pleasure
>he started to enjoy this, being taken as a woman by the end of the night he bucked back trying to extract whatever feeling he could from the rough russian
>after losing to cock he then became a woman or something idk

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>>7706711
Because it feels soooo good.

>>7706723
had me laughing instantly at
>1. This isn't tumblr. There is no evil white cis scum str8 males here, you stupid fucking faggot.

too much kek

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>>7706713

It's easier, that's for sure. And it's not like I hate being a guy. It just...feels strange, and being female feel good, it makes me feel light,

>>7706717

...but it just feels like escapism, you know? Like I want to be something else.

>>7706694
(You)
>>7706708
Same

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>>7706723
>There is no evil white cis scum str8 males here

Nope, none of those around here...

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>>7706723
>3. Dating is described as fish in an ocean. In that way, trannys would be at the top of the barrel cause we suicide so often and live so short, thus floating to the top.

>>7706708
tbqh most of us won't pass anyway so we can always go back.

>>7706714
>>7706721
she gets it

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>>7706723
>3. Dating is described as fish in an ocean. In that way, trannys would be at the top of the barrel cause we suicide so often and live so short, thus floating to the top.


Holy shot, ily

>>7706735
i want to (You) you.

>>7706723
ya but ur ugly.

>>7706729
Sounds good. now I need to know
>how s/he came to america
and of course
>who s/he impregnated
but thats good work.
i'll save that; and have it ready whenever you want to pull it out.
I like this one alot. solid construction; out there, but also detailed enough to be believable...good work anon.
>>7706740
yeah.

>>7706723
>3. Dating is described as fish in an ocean. In that way, trannys would be at the top of the barrel cause we suicide so often and live so short, thus floating to the top.
Oh my god lmao

>>7706748
she sold her ass to US servicemen and one took her home

>>7706745
Please (You) me bby

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>>7706740
You must be hella Kelly of me giving up passing so I could knock up my cousin wife (^:

I am gonna slam down some fat tire beer and slay some pussy hoping I make a jr.

Picture is the last time I passed

>>7706754
can i impregnate (You) ?

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>>7706740
>tfw even if I detransitioned I'd still have c-cup boubs and I'd still be low-test
>tfw a failure at being both genders

>>7706755
>last time I passed
post current appearance pls
show repression beard