>sir, SIR! I can help you over here
>how are you doing today, sir?
>haha lost a bet to your gf? made you wear her clothes? classic!
>let's see, one helium tank, one rubber hose, one roll of duct tape
>great, your total will be $44.97, sir
>have a great night, sir!
>>7702910
laughed out loud at line 4.
No
>Plus tip
Almost there
>>7703173
It is not customary to tip a cashier at a supermarket.
>>7703217
It's a meme.
>>7703269
A shitty one that tends to starts arguments between "always tip your server/deliverly guy" moralfags and cheap assholes that attempt to justify not tipping.
>>7702910
It's illegal to misgender in my country
>>7703217
are you autistic
>>7703281
how is that possibly enforceable?
>>7703281
How exactly does that work?
Surely you aren't expected to use ESP. The person has to tell you you're misgendering them and then you have to actively continue doing it after that for it to be illegal, right? Otherwise you'd have people being arrested for mistakes or sheer ignorance.
>>7703290
>>7703293
The law tends to be retarded. In my country, I can fuck 16 year olds girls but not 16 year old boys.
>>7703290
If you an employee I am able to inform the manager and demand he is fired or else. And in events where they do not apologise I will phone the police and present them with my proximity voice recorder app (it's an application that record all conversations directed at me) gotten so many people fined and jailed for abuse. It's great. Because they can't deny it
>>7703375
what's the app?
>>7703386
Sleep talk app
Set to a sensitivity so only conversations directed at me can be heard.
>>7703323
What country?
>>7702934
same
>>7703988
Bullshitistan
>>7703275
I always providemy waiter with a tip a tip on how to improve service and then I give them a compliment if the service was already descent or good, my mom always said the best reward in life is the feeling of a job well done.
Why the helium? Is she having a birthday party?
>>7702910
hmm i can relate to this.
I really really like this kind of threads.
>>7705818
EVERYONE POST YOUR H O N STORIES
>>7705787
it replaces the oxygen in your lungs, rendering you dead.
haha!
>>7704116
>descent
>implying you would even know what descent is
>>7705856
top kek anonette