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/MTFG/: generally female transsexuals

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What would you do with a magic stone mask?

• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• Discord: https://discord.gg/qjxGSxY
last >>7695550
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>>7696669
what do you think is funny?
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dp lets make love plz
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am i a transtrender if I didnt get dysphoria until 6 months before i transitioned at 20, and now that I've been through the hell that is being an overemotional histrionic anxious barely passing tranny my eyes look deader than they used to be?
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im sorry i really miss you i fucked up removing you and accusing you of things
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>>7696671
no idk where to buy any

>>7696673
sorry anon it want meant to be :(

>>7696677
huh? I can like someone as a friend but love only has room for one person. it's np talking to anyone really i was just telling that anon that was mentioning romantic love that i already have someone for that.. we can have platonic friendship though
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>>7696683
whats ur favorite color
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obligatory 'i'm gay' post
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>>7696669
Become a vampire, duh.
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i get really anxious and scared when people fight or yell even if its not at me
what does this mean
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juni cuti buddi huggi wuggi
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>>7696697
>>7696697
afraid of conflict :( im the same irl and literally cry when yelled at
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2nd day post yeson and I coughed. They said I should be fine, but I'm terrified now
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>>7696689
nurseries, markets, stands, online
it's worth it im tellin ya
>>7696692
no idea
blue and purple are appealing together
hbu?
also what's up with those orcs?
>>7696697
yr a baby bard batch <3
>>7696700
<3
huggli wuggli anon
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>>7696697
>>7696702
iktf girls
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>>7696697
I think that's normal.
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>tfw almost all my dysphoria would go away if I had brow surgery and a full wardrobe
>tfw incapably autistic and cant make friends with cis girls who would be able to help with fash
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>>7696697
i can get that way too
especially when my family fights
i just shrink away into my room and do my best to ignore it until it stops
it hurts me listening to them
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>>7696709
i like green a lot
dark green is the most like
aesthetically pleasing to me

orc people are probably going to takeover the world if they keep breeding those pig things
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beepy did you make a discord with the same name as ur snap
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>>7696709
ive tried it before and it's delicious ill ask my friend if his dad's store carries any since it's a natural supplement store

>>7696710
it's rough not being assertive

>>7696714
i highly recommend cis girl friends anon. what specifically prevents you from befriending them?
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>>7696702
>>7696716
oh same i cant handle arguing irl
i cry and run away or hide

>>7696709
boys argue so much and idk what to do when im around when it happens :/

>>7696710
fear of conflicts group hugg

>>7696713
i don think crying and hiding when other people argue/fight is normal
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is snapchat a meme or do more ppl than just millenials have one

should i get one?
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>>7696719
>>7696720
hugg

i tend to fake being assertive and strong when the need arises, it seems to work
but i get called a bitch a lot when i do
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>>7696720
i avoid it as much as possible and I'm predisposed to just make concessions or appease someone to keep the peace even when i dont really want to

hugg

>>7696723
similar with me i can only be assertive long after I'm fed up with something
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Emerald husbando
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>>7696719
idk anon

every time I try to make friends with femme cis girls they get uncomfortable

I just reek autism or something?

it doesnt help that I had very few social interactions in my developing years. zero with girls
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>>7696720
I think it's normal for trans people with low self-esteem. *
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>>7696689
>sorry, love only has room for one person.
is this what your mum told you when she got a younger child?
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>>7696727
did you stop using skype or somethin
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>>7696728
this looks really cool on acid juni
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>>7696689
>we can have platonic friendship though
i'm fine with that. i just wish it were IRL, not virtual.
also see >>7696703.
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>>7696722
the story feature is good if you like sharing moments of shit that happen during your day
>>7696697
it's awful hearing people yell above me
then the dog starts barking
then i hear these loud footsteps
it's so fucking stressful and anxiety inducing, i feel you
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>>7696737
<3
r u acid
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>>7696741
i guess i'll get one on a few months
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>>7696746
you going on a trip in a few months?
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>>7696729
im not sure since i wasn't there to see ya know? it could be any number of things but keep trying dont let failure stop you from success

>>7696735
pretty much. I only ever log on when requested

>>7696738
oh that makes sense i have skype if that helps? i rarely use it and only go on request. desu these threads are the best place to catch me besides Facebook messenger
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>>7696745
yeeeeee
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>>7695567
>File: 1455494554499.jpg
Explain this gender. Is person in this picture high-estro or high-test?
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>>7696748
yeah starting march i'll basically be akl over yurop visiting friends/gf and working

pretty hyped desu :3

i'll be the traveling tranny
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>>7696749
npnpnpnp just way easier to get people to remember who i am if they catch me on skype
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being ignored is the worst fucking thing
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>>7696753
only two people i can guess you are is evie or vee but I could be wrong
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>>7696755
incorrectomundo it's ok
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>>7696754
agreed, please accept my apology on discord :3
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>>7696749
>i have skype if that helps? i rarely use it and only go on request. desu these threads are the best place to catch me besides Facebook messenger
i'm not really ready for what i'm asking, lol. i am like you: pretty much out of any form of contact besides 4chan. so it's not about needing an immediate contact – rather, a backup contact in case one of us cease to be visible again. if you are comfortable posting your personal contact info here, it is more or less what i want. just mind your safety. because anyone can impersonate someone named "anonymous".
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>>7696750
<3
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Heyoo we dem Navy bois
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>somebody tells me I'm ugly / won't pass, even though I objectively look a lot better than them
Why does this get me so butthurt??
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>>7696756
dang it now i have to log on and see msg me pls

>>7696761
well since you have a trip now i can tell you apart from the rest of the masses. um maybe I can share my fb with you one day but it'll take a lot if building trust since only a very select few from here are added
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Amsterdam is really scary btw
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>>7696749
okay then how do i find cis girls who would be okay helping a dumb weird tranny out?

also are there any fashion advice pages for inverted triangles with wide chests
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>>7696769
well you can dismiss it as jealousy
although them looking worse doesn't mean you can't look bad
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>>7696770
>it'll take a lot if building trust
...and this is why 4chan is waste of time :(.

so, if you or i disappear, they will win again.
we will be separated for good.

don't say it was meant to be like that
when it's a result of intentional malice
from people pulling our cords.

you're probably right though.
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>>7696771
how so?
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>>7696778
Big and crowded and stuff
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>>7696752
pls no pics of me >.<
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>>7696780
post pics!
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>>7696776
>>7696770
>you're probably right though.
i mean, right about not posting your pesonal data to the left and right. not about "it was meant to be like that".
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>>7696784
I'm in a navy base right now for playing the Dutch Risk Championship
Also Amsterdam is small on an international scale but still it feels more intimidating than London :(
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>>7696780
all cities are like that
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>it's a hips aching like absolute fugging hell day
But I will cope with it because it means good things! Grow hippers grow!!
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>>7696789
the bored game risk?
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>>7696792
I live in a town with 200k inhabitants so anything up to double that is fine for me
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>>7696772
i got a few friends at the hair saloon since thr girls were around my age but you can try clubs at school if your at university or coworkers too. supportive female relatives help too

>>7696776
yeah my Facebook is pretty private and I don't like giving it out easily sorry thats something that had to be earned through trust

but these threads are nice

>>7696793
gl anon and congrats!
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>Strolling along FB, dodging clickbaits
>Pic related from grandmother

I think I may need to defriend her. This is getting kind of...
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>>7696797
yeah anything bigger than small cities/large towns always gives me anxiety
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>>7696800
kind of what?
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>>7696797
what's the format? 1v1 i assume but what are the win conditions? world domination would take way too long no?
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>>7696795
Yeah
It's my favourite board game

>>7696802
London is fine for me and that's huge
I think it's just non-british towns thay give me anxiety
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23RhCKywNuA
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>>7696799
>i got a few friends at the hair saloon since thr girls were around my age
maybe ill try this but it doesnt seem super viable and seems like it requires more social skills than I have
don't go to school
coworkers are all tired depressed warehouse workers, I did chat up a pretty cool one I'm gonna get drinks with eventually. maybe ill come out to her and see if she'll help. she has a positive attitude
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>>7696809
No it's 6 players where the best 2 advance, then the winner advances with the 4th round being the final.
There's also a losers round so you play at least 2 matches
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>>7696815
oh ok
so no wd but you just gotta eliminate 4 ppl from the game, thats cool
good luck and post pics!
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I just secretly dosed my housemate with a large amount of CBD and THC... I thought I would do something nice for him as he is the best landlord ever! :3
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>>7696807

Bad. Ever since the election, esp. from her. I don't get what her hatred for LGBTs is about.
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>>7696819
thats illegal
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>>7696818
First one to reach their goal wins
Then lands are counted which would be needed to be conquered to reach own goal (as said on card). Person with least lands to go is 2nd.

Thanks. I'll try and post some
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7Eo9nd82Ss
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>>7696823
oh you play with goals? ahh aren't they kibda random tho and someone could get auper easy goals...
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>>7696820
people and their opinions
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What's the best bang for my buck when it comes to estrogens if I'm buying from InHouse?
Pills, patches, injections, etc?
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>>7696827
Yeah true but oh well them's the rules!
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>>7696814
it's with a try at least and i hope things pan out with your coworker ^^

>>7696832
injections by far
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>>7696819
wtf
are you serious?
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>>7696821
>thats illegal

DW, he will be grateful. It isn't the first time I have done it :P
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>>7696824

Honestly, I don't like his Doomfist voice. Maybe I'm used to hearing his voice tuned better.

>>7696828

I just wish those opinions weren't so hurtful
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>>7696799
>sorry thats something that had to be earned through trust
that's fine. though you still sound like you have no plan nor even a vague interest in how to counteract said manipulation. some privileged anons are pulling everyone else's cords on 4chan and determining who talks to who and who doesn't.
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>>7696839
ahh ok
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Hello ladies, I have woken from my slumber.
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>>7696841
i dont get what you mean about the whole manipulation thing? I just talk to whoever is nice or asks a question and ignore the ones that are mean or racist

elaborate please?
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>>7696841
Are they the Jewish Illumianons?
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>>7696837
How easy are injections to do by myself? I've got a pretty bad phobia of needles, and I don't think I could do IV
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>tfw ywn be a twink
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiARuIk6Mzw
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>>7696811
>AnnaMobile !!+s5G3upkTjc
That's odd. Never heard of that. I only know "automobile" and "aeroplane".
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>>7696847
quit the racism please fransi
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>>7696844
<3
zheaaaaannnnaaaaa
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>>7696838
lol yes!

100% serious. I made him some food I knew he would scoff down.
Which was made with the oil I have, that has probably 3 or 4 ounces worth in it. I added a heap of the CBD oil I have as well. So it should be a wild night ;)

I should hear some giggling soon :P
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>>7696848
muscular shots you avoid veins completely and inject in your thigh or butt once a week

there's a ton of helpful tutorials online for injecting safely too
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>>7696854
Being born a white makes me racist by default.
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>>7696846
>I just talk to whoever is nice
Illusion. You can't talk to someone who isn't here. For example: me. This community is vetted and selected for conformity. We are being purposefully deprived of our prospective mates, allies and supporters. This is a CONTAINMENT board, and people who run it are not our allies.
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>>7696861

Take your meds bub <3
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>>7696856
one time i ate a whole oz of weed in these cookies i made
I heard voices and blacked out and vomited later
D:
weed suxx
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>>7696847
>Are they the Jewish Illumianons?
It doesn't really matter, I don't need to know WHO to know HOW.
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>>7696859
no it makes you benefit from structural racism by default

I go to sleep now I don't want to fight
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>>7696861
uh. so what am i supposed to do against this shadow organization besides just trying to be nice to people and help where I can?
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>>7696865
>Ate a whole ounce
>Weed sucks
Nigger if you take hundreds of dollars worth of any rec drug at once you're gonna fuck yourself up, you should consider yourself lucky you didn't take something you could actually OD on.
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>>7696844
Hello!!!!!!!!
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>>7696868
i don't have an answer myself. at the minimum, we need to be aware and critical and THINK.

until we do have an answer.
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>>7696867
I honestly don't think that exists in Germany.
>>7696866
Are you the high friend of >>7696856
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>>7696861
DUDE that's rad
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>>7696872
okay ill keep my eyes peeled for agents of this mysterious organization trying to cause mayhem
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>>7696855
>>7696871
why hello there loves

eww I woke up with nasal congestion

REEeeeEE
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night lol
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>>7696881
lol night
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>>7696870
it was free weed
i dislike weed highs in general though
not just because of that one night
>>7696877
my schizo dad believes people that live in his attic are cumming down his throat every night
:(
>>7696881
sleep well sweet soul
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>>7696873
>Are you the high friend of
don't be silly, what friends? i'm entirely anonymous, my friends are indeterminate.
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god i neeeed to be on full hrt again
im on spiro but i cut it to 100mg daily to hold me over
why does shipping from qhi have to be so much slower than adc
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>>7696883
>my schizo dad believes people that live in his attic are cumming down his throat every night

aww, dang. those kinds of situations are always tough to deal with. I'm sorry.

but to lighten the mood
>people that live in his attic are cumming down his throat every night
tfw no attic ppl cumming inside me nightly.
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>>7696881
sweet dreams
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>>7696890
lol
he's crazy af
nice guy tho

hows life u
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>>7696876
>>7696847
>mysterious organization
it really boils down to just shitty mods and privileged oldfags; with key figures probably paid to ruin our fun in the name of community control and enforcing political "incorrectness". (that orwellian newspeak.) it was normal in China and now it is normal in the West.

always presume any authority guilty until proven innocent.
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what u listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1d4r9awjKE
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>>7696865

fuuuuuuck.... why would you ever do that :P
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>>7696899
>People say Horseshoe theory isn't real
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>>7696895
>nice guy tho
hugs for Juni dad.

>hows life u
its ok. i'm tired but dnt feel like sleeping. i wanna write more.

>>7696900
i'm listening to what I'm writing. :3
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>>7696884
>being friends with archons
ISHYGDDT
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>>7696902
>Horseshoe theory
today I learned. nice.
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>>7696857
So https://www.inhousepharmacy.vu/p-333-progynon-depot-10mg.aspx Is going to be my best option for DIY with barely any money?
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>>7696900
idk if it's depression but i haven't found any music to be enjoyable lately
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>>7696905
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>>7696904
hahah.
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>>7696901
gf at the time gave me her leftovers and i kinda just zoned out and munched out on the rest
i just kept rolling my head on the back of the couch praying for it to end
>>7696903
have you heard that being tired/later in yr day is ideal for creativity? especially with words
math is easier earlier in the day tho
>>7696908
are you depressed feeling?
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>>7696909
the irony is that i wouldn't know reddit without posters like you. i came to reddit from 4chan.

>reverse psychology marketing
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itt: post music that always makes you feel happy or makes you wanna dance :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG4xNfh_HV0
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>>7696899
i just always assumed it was trips dropping trip to trash talk and they got a buddy or two to join in from the it discord or personal friend group and since mtfg is very easily influenced if someone repeats an untruth enough times it gets treated as the truth regardless of how many facts disprove it lol

its always been really obvious since when it happens it comes out if nowhere and hyper focuses on a target when the general topic of the thread wasn't anything related to that previously. what can u do except ignore it and say when something is a lie
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You know what I love about my gf? It's like having a younger daughter, she gets like super super hyper right before she passes out, bitting me, fighting, starting shit, and then just passed straight out

Also like making her more and more girly, she copies me more and more with products and stuff and she just dumped out her overnight bag and there was like 20 things and she's talking about hair masks and double cleansing her skin and it's so cute watching her become a girly girl

But like I dunno sex would be nice maybe
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everything is psyops to stop me from going to /v/ and getting my rightful bf
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>>7696911
>are you depressed feeling?
i guess so yeah
>>7696913
i'd dance to this https://togetherpangea.bandcamp.com/album/jelly-jam
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>>7696912
I want to fucking murder you in your sleep you... you... double nigger!
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>>7696911
>have you heard that being tired/later in yr day is ideal for creativity
yeah I've heard something like that. It feels true for me. I just prefer to write at night cause there are no distractions.

tbH I wish I was still asleep thoughhhhhhhh ahh

>>7696916
tfw faye gets off on feminizing cis girls

wtf

lol
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>>7696907
yep yep. idk how to get around needing a perception though you'll have to ask around about how to bypass that honestly

it asks for one when you try to pay. I heard selecting the fax option but not actually faxing works but idk o never tested it myself
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Also this show is my new reason to live
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>>7696916
>having sex with your daughter
why not get a boyfriend?
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>>7696900
michael jacksons album bad. what should I put in next?
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>>7696900
thats a big dogger
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>>7696924
faye is a str8 dude w fetish
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>>7696921
I seriously think she had a men's mach 3 and like dial in her shower when I met her, it made me cry inside
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>>7696922
Is that how it works? I've just been told that it's easy to get stuff from InHouse without a prescription
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>>7696900

woah dude i didn't even see this when i posted lol! dat song i linked above das what.

>>7696916

sex is overrated my man

>>7696919

dis whole album?
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>>7696931
yea
it sounds like yummy bubblegum
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>>7696929
> men's mach 3
these are the only razors I use....
you gonna punish me over it, mommi?
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>>7696913
i only dance to shakira by she wolf
>>7696916
sounds toxic af
get a better gf
>>7696919
<3
>>7696925
some joplin yo
>>7696927
4 u
>>7696932
gummy
i saw yr tape and was tempted to inquire
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>>7696924
Were not having sex

The last time we had sex was the night I found out my dad died, It was pretty crazy while she said "holy shit maybe this is what I've been needing" but I dunno she just hasn't wanted too since then
>>7696928
I don't have a fetish for anything, I'm too pure to know any better >.>
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>>7696934
>get a better gf
or a boyfriend
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>>7696930
how if you figure out how plz share with me bc I love their free shipping I just don't know how to order from them :[
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>>7696934
I listened to her greatest hits the whole week and today pearl arrived :3
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>>7696911
That just makes you a silly duffer xD
You should try having significantly less weed sometime...

Hahaha I can hear him trying to spray a fly or something and laughing his ass off... I am gunna go investigate :P

>>7696919
I actually don't mind this, the synth and the low-fi vocal are a nice touch
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>>7696933
No, I'm just going to draw you a nice bath and slowly shave you with a good razor
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>>7696914
>an altogether more innocent explanation
>irc or discord raids
could be! i just always like to also blame authority if it acts nontransparently, behind veil of secrecy... just in case. in half of the cases, such wild guessing proves correct. it's a good heuristic and a socially beneficial habit.
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>>7696920
lol. thank you.
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>>7696937
need this rN

>>7696946
reee 5 blades. always destroyed my face.

however I see an end to it soon. I have very little facial hair left. Maybe I can switch to a diff razor then.

mach 3 = closest shave + less irritation.
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>>7696937
>>7696934
Rude, I'd hate not having my Netflix buddi
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i want to do the lewd grossness but don't want to either
DX
>>7696941
: 3
>>7696942
i have tried that
usually when by myself i would only smoke 1-2 bowls
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>>7696917
this tripfag gets it!
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>>7696951
Oh I don't shave my face at all, they're really bad for that, just legs and bikini like touch up

But you'll get there with laser and time
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>>7696939
Just made an order with an echeck, never asked for my prescription. Never payed with an echeck before so I have no idea how long that takes and for all I know I've just been scammed fifty bucks, but people here told me it was great and reliable so
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>>7696953
then dump her and find a gf or bf and hang out with her as a buddi duh mommi
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>>7696954
Bowls of what, schwag, mids, dank? How tight, how dense, how big is your bowl, "bowls" is such a vague term it's essentially useless
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>>7696955
THEY'RE BUILDING A WALL TO KEEP US OUT
THEY DONT WANT US TO TAKE THEM AS OUR BOYFRIENDS
BUT WE'RE GONNA DO IT ANYWAY
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>>7696953
boys like watching netflix too
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>>7696958
I've used them for years before going legal, never had a issue other then slow packages

I knew someone that got a package replaced that got stopped
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>>7696957
>I don't shave my face at all
my dream.
I'm getting a looooot closer though. I've had 5 lazer sessions so far and the results from the recent session are now showing. I'm probably down to 20% of my original density/coverage.

While I dodged most of the pubertal bullets, I had a thick ass beard + mustache.
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>>7696937

>boyfriends
those are nice desu
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>>7696963
Do they like dumb shows about a girl realtor eating people, I need to know this
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>>7696954
I'm gonna meet up with some druggies later. what cds should I take with me aside from joplin?
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Anyone here plays any online games like rust or mmos and would like to play together, with voice to train it or without I don't care.
I can't play with my old guy group anymore because they get mad when I don't want to talk <.<
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>>7696947
well in all fairness most authority today is corrupt so it's not a bad bet to make. still though all we can do as individuals is love our lives instead of trying to fight the machine

>>7696958
can you check and see if it asks for perception if you use a debit / credit card? I don't mean actually make an order but see if it pops up if you try. assuming debt / credit is an option
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>>7696967
That guy doesn't seem nice, why is he shoving that poor girl like that
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>>7696967
tHat pic is wHat life is all about, tbH.
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>>7696967
>tfw no bf

>>7696968
yes
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tfw no gf to order around
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is it normal for dysphoria to get worse?
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>>7696977
for me my dysphoria got worse in the first 2-3 months cause I felt like I over analyzed everything and focused on my negative traits more. I feel less dysphoria than ever atm.
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>>7696971
>if you use a debit / credit card
They don't take card, they take echeck, faxed check, and bitcoin.
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>>7696967
o///o
>>7696965
I did 5 took like a year and just had another 5, and it looks good now, could use a bit of touch up still, but I just use a threading spring when I'm watching tv

Lots of girls have hair tho, my brothers gf and her friends bitched about me thinking I was naturally this hairless while they waxed it so idk
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>>7696974
oh gosh anon that image @[email protected];;;
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>>7696961
ugh i don't remember
last time i smoked was last spring
i preferred sativa and usually got a hybrid for free from ex's dad
he called it bubbaberry kush
but he obviously just made that name up on the spot
>>7696969
the supertramps!
>>7696977
iktf
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Good morning!
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>>7696972

because she wants it

>>7696973

honeshly, trewly..

>>7696974

dude right lol
i wish men didn't suck like 90% of the time idk
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It's official, I'm a woman now!
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>>7696980
darn it. thank you for checking!! I'll have to ask my bank if they do echecks.

assuming they don't will I have to open an account with another bank that does echecks?
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>>7696987
Well meme'd faggot
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>>7696982
>Lots of girls have hair tho
yeah my cousin owns her own salon and she cute&tiny. She also has PCOS and has a lot of weird stuff happen like infertility and facial hair. I never knew she had facial hair till she told me when she heard me bitching.

Yeah it will be cool when I get down into normal cis-female hair range (very little).

Although honestly this week has been truly amazing. I managed to wake up 3 days in a row and basically see no shadow. Made me feel so at home in my own body. A year ago this time, if I shaved, 6 hours later I had shadow.

>>7696986
>i wish men didn't suck like 90% of the time idk
honestly yea. what is with this??? fuck
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>>7696961
https://www.allbud.com/marijuana-strains/indica-dominant-hybrid/bubba-berry
looks like it made it here
>>7696987
please stop
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>>7696979
>>7696974
>>7696967

I don't like this conspiracy to push pure innocent transbians until they lose to dick
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>>7696986
Hey dollface! Will you date me? I can give you a 5-figure weekly allowance.
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>>7696987
Did you get your gender marker changed in the hospital?
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>>7696984
great idea! what's your favourite song of them? take the long way home for me probably.
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>>7696970
what realm on wow are u on?
I'll be on ravencrest after i start again
thats some time away now tho
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>>7696992
>faye
>pure innocent
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>>7696990
If you hate men so much then why not go transbian?
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>>7696992
but faye sexuality is a meme
like what you like :^)
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>>7696979
>>7696984
it just seems to get worse, it hits me bad every day now worse then it used to be, I feel like any hope I have just drains away in minutes
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>>7696994
The doctor said I can't change it because I had some stubble atm, but I will go back when I shave.
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>>7696988
What's your bank? Mine is Wells Fargo, but I can't imagine there are any major US banks that don't let you do echecks as long as you have a checking account with the balance. Otherwise I'd say your options would be to fax the check from a Kinkos, or buy the bitcoin for it. InHouse does give a discount for bitcoin, so you'd likely recoup most of the loss from buying the btc in the first place.
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>>7696998
>If you hate men so much then why not go transbian?
cause I need a man to satisfy me.

also I think hate is a strong word. I love men but identify several problems with guys. :S
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>>7696997
I only talk big I'm a penetration virgin and very very blushy irl tyvm

It's not my fault ideas get forced into my head by people who post here
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>>7697000
Have you considered kyssing?
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>>7696992
dont know what ur talking about desu
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>>7697005
idk if anyone here hasn't
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>>7696996
I was on some German realm but I think realms aren't important anymore anyway? Haven't played since the start of WoD.
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>>7697002
i know nothing of bitcoin sadly like my knowledge of it begins and ends with its name. my bank is a local one I think it's not a major chain but thankfully there is a chase in town that I can also use of for some reason they don't offer echecks.

thanks for all your help it means alot c:
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>>7697003
On my way to your house.
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>>7696990

idk guys are so dumb dude lol
one of my guy friends keeps wanting to fuck me tho and i found out he's hung a few months back and idk man. pic related.
i'll prob bang him some point soon.so at least there's that even tho he prob wouldn't wanna be my bf anyways

>>7696993

hmmmm
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>>7697002
oh forgot to say my bank is Midsouth bank
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hah
there is a tranny im friends with on facebook and she posts pictures alot
and she's not uggo, but she looks very trannyish usually ; probably bc how she does her makeup
but wheew you guys i was scrolling just now and i fell out so hard i dropped and cracked my phone man
honestly dude WHEW

I hope that i am self-aware cause damn, dude lmao
>>7696992
no one secure in their sexual orientation loses lol
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>>7697012
That guy looks disgusting tho?
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>>7697010
It's not a bad idea to keep some paper checks anyway, even if they're just kept at home and secure so that you don't get your identity stolen.
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>>7697011
seriously......... don't tease me like that.
that's my type too.

>>7697012
>he's hung
yeah his dick looks big,
he looks like he needs to eat some food though.
maybe good for a quick fuck and then destroy his emotions once he becomes attached, Edie.

>>7697015
>no one secure in their sexual orientation loses lol
lmfao, this.
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>>7697009
oh, but i think localization still matters no?
anyway ye same, quit after blackhand went down
im pretty hyped to start playing again tho
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>>7697005
this>>7697008
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>>7697016
>>7697018

i like them tall skinny and weird looking with big dicks my dudes. das just my style.
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>>7696995
the logical song fucking got me woke when i first heard it on the radio in the middle of the night when i was a kid
>>7697000
there's other things besides yr physical body
try to be grateful for a functioning body
You can walk
You can breathe
You can swim
Have faith for the future
don't waste yr life on dysphoria
>>7697016
this
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>>7697015
You sound like a bad and stuck up friend with a superiority complex. It's really a poor showing to openly bad mouth her like this behind her back instead of offering her advice in private.
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Is a guy like this really too much to ask for? I don't want to fuck below my league.
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stop posting hunks plz
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>>7697021
Do you like tall and skinny dudes who happen to want to be girls?
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>>7697024
no faye
aim for the moon
even if you miss you'll land among the stars

:^)

>>7697021
babe, I can respect that. :)
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>>7697015
I'm very very secure luckily
>>7697018
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>>7697017
do paper checks come into play with echecks?
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>>7697024
Reeee
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>>7697026
>want to be girls?
from my experience people who want to be girls, are girls, and they don't understand how to fuck like a man.

riP
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>>7697025
I'll give you Henry Cavill's phone number

555-555-FUCKEDPINK
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>>7697019
Yeah, I just hate starting in the middle of an expansion. So much farming ;_;

I actually thought about planing on a wotlk or cata private server since I dislike a lot of the changes they made to my priest. Also a lot cheaper.
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>>7697025
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>>7697029
In what way?
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>>7697023
we're friends on facebook[=/= friends].


but honestly, i dont really care, it was funny and ohwell.
there's no advice for me to give her anyway; what am i gonna say??
>umm, hey Carol, you look like a man, go suck dick and get FFS?
chill the fuck out buddi

its not like any of you know who i'm talking about given she's not from here, she doesn't post here and she knows absolutely 0 people here so.........
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>>7697026

idk man i tried that once and it didn't really work out lol. i'm sticking to weird looking men who like being men.

>>7697027

thx my dude :-)
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>>7697029
You have to have a checkbook for the routing number
>>7697031
Wellllll don't be too quick to make assumptions
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>>7697031
Oh well.
Guess I'm stuck being a sissy white boi(girl)

>>7697038
>i tried that once
I think I know who you're talkin about but I can't be faye. I mean sure.
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>>7697031
>tfw had to google "how do guys have sex" as a teen
>"maybe if I copy the other guys I'll be normal too and stop wishing I was a girl"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKq1k3jELVo
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I want to melt on top of him...
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>>7697028
ok
here is some same-sex stuff to balance it out
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>>7697036
idk you mentioned them and i thought they might be related
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>>7697043
Meh
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>>7697044
lewd
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>>7697042
here's your future sheen
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>>7697043
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>>7697048
dont be mean
>>7697047
eh
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>>7697044
<3
>>7697043
._.
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>>7697022
I try but it just eclipses everything and eats away me
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I bet Faye is a pillow princess and makes her gf do all the work!
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>>7697046
You think you could do better, hon?
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>>7697040

i like dudes dude i'm sorry!!!!!!

>>7697042

why would you post this

>>7697043
>>7697049

hnnnnnnnng

>>7697048

dude what is this lol
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>>7697037
Well I'm glad you admit to being a two-faced backstabbing friend. All the bad stuff girls say about you here really are true. Faye was right all along, you really can't be trusted.
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>>7697052
yw
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>>7697055
m e h
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I JUST SCREAMED LAUGHING SO FUCKING LOUD LMAO
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>>7697055
>>7697056
There's nothing wrong with girls tbqh
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>>7697039
>Wellllll don't be too quick to make assumptions
who said I was assuming that about you? ;3

>>7697040
>Guess I'm stuck being a sissy white boi(girl)
you little sissy bitch! time for your moanz.

;^)

>>7697038
>thx my dude :-)
yeh we str8 my fampaily

>>7697041
>>7697041
you can't learn how to have sex like a man. it's something men know naturally--the urge to grab and thrust, use and dominate, mark and ravish.

and alpha guys will literally fuck you like you are their property and they are trying to fill you up and make you pregnant. :3
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>>7697059
Go on and fuck some nerdy beta while I take all the MEN

You think you have something on this physique? No, I'm liquid SEX, you are just some sad little meatball hon.
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>>7697045
I mean they essentially work the same way? But some banks might not have electronic checks I suppose, even if they have paper checks.
>>
good night hunk posters
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>>7697048
except I wont be smiling

>>7697056
>why would you post this
I am pathetic, I dont have the money to finish transition and because I am basically a gross old man I have a full beard and its all red hair and laser did nothing
>>
Submit to cock.
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>>7697066
hunkposting needs to be a thing
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>>7696985
Morning Myrthe~
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>>7697064
faye confirmed for the one bullying sheen
>>
fuck i ate too much for dinner and now my stomach hurts

when will my suffering end
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>>7697062

dude that's a guy and a chick tho

>>7697066

gn my hunky beef

>>7697067

ok but why would you post it lol
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His rustic demeanor, classy style and massive manhood. I. Am. Yours.

Mmmm~
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>>7697057
??
I've never denied being an evil bitch dude. I mean, when people say that I'm nice; i usually point out that I'm nice, not kind.

I mean.........idk what you want here. If your homie walked out of the bathroom with toliet paper stuck to his shoe, you wouldn't laugh? Don't bullshit me, you'd laugh and tell him about it. Same thing here, except this isn't an easy fix.

sorry i found someone's ugliness funny anon ;---; i'll try to be bettr ;------;
>>7697061
heh
>>7697064
what is this
>>
Now Im gonna post my boobs.
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>>7697069
Really got your buttjuices flowing and sizzlin huh?
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>>7697069
seconded
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>>7697075
>dude that's a guy and a chick tho

lmao edie is a genius
she cracked the code.
mfw faye thought that was lesbian posting
ex dee
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>>7697075
And?
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>>7697083

ex dee dewd :^)
>>
I know injections make it a lot easier to hit the correct levels but do they actually feminise more than other methods like pills assuming levels are the same?
>>
>>7697077
No, I wouldn't laugh, because I'm not a self absorbed hateful person like you. Talking shit about a friend behind their back is extremely low. It tells much about the quality of the person that does that.
>>
>>7697086
>>7697083
But it said it was girls on the Pinterests
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>>7696971
the thing is that it's a stroke of luck that i happened to be back exactly on the day when you changed your name. if i weren't here today, and if some hostile anons didn't denounce your identity to filter you, i would never (knowingly) meet you again.

so be careful about name changes. you never know how many unknown allies you leave behind every time you abandon an old name. be TWICE as careful about them if you don't disseminate any other means of contacting you.

though, in all likelihood, we probably leave behind far more haters than allies by doing so here on 4chan.
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>>7697085
try something like this

remember: >>7697063
>alpha guys will literally fuck you like you are their property and they are trying to fill you up and make you pregnant.
>>
>>7697063
>and alpha guys will literally fuck you like you are their property and they are trying to fill you up and make you pregnant. :3

does it make me cis if I did that before?
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>>7697085
>>7697092

ah huh....i see you man, i see you....

>>7697088

they do feminize more in my experience ya

>>7697091

ok but why would you post this
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>>7697089
ok
sorry
can i be honest with you?
the truth is i feel really shitty rn because of a personal family event and i just wanted to enjoy something funny. it was bad, and i feel bad :(
>>7697098
>ok but why would you post this
y are you bothering to even ask tho
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>>7697091
>fact I am a man
we are all men here, faM.

>lsoe weight
yes this would help you.

also :\
>>7697098

>>7697097
Yes, you are transitioning for the wrong reasons. Better back track and pump your load into an innocent maiden.

>>7697092
ex dee, i'm sure.
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This guy comes up to you in the club and slaps your ass. What do you do?
>>
dysphoria go away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ExGrE46Zqg
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>>7697100

idk dude lol nvm i guess man idk

>>7697101
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>>7697102
Moan and then grind up on him and see what he's all about.

also, why do guys shave their chests. chest hair is art. Pic related is MFW I learn he is hairless.
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>>7697105
lol
i mean, im js
>>7697102
pretty sure he's gay,
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>>7697093
i dont really plan on changing my name again although i might change the trip to something more aesthetic when i get a chance to fool around with a trip generator

i wanted butterfly since thr characters name is star butterfly but that many characters is hard to generate so i settled for marco since its a popular ship

the reason i even changed is bc korra isnt relevant to me anymore new year new trip. i needed to go back to how i was when i first started posting which was really nice so it seemed like a good time to change it up

i like star and her show. easy images to avatar with too so yay c:
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>>7697094
How about something more this
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>>7697109
is that a ftm?
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>>7697109
>>7697112
are hips like that good or bad?
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>>7697113
if I had them: good.
if my boy had them: triggered
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>>7697112
Andro girl
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>>7697101
>innocent maiden
I don't know any girls like that. I'm not transitioning yet. probably I'm a nb and not tru trans. I kinda accepted not liking my body that much I dislike being male social wise tho.
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i have a secret to tell you girls and i'm so happy i get to finally come out. the truth is, i have been lying to you girls and not posting photos of my boyfriend.

i nearly did kill myself again. i wasn't doing anything with my life. i stayed with my girlfriend because i was sad and i was sad because i stayed with my girlfriend. some friends reached out after a failed suicide attempt and i decided to give the last run at my life. i have been sticking to a semen diet and lost to cock nearly 20 times so far.

most importantly, i have hope again. i have hope to try in this life again and i have a purpose when i wake up in the morning. it's been a long time since i've felt this way.

i have never been happier with my life as i am now. it's going to be the best christmas ever!!
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>>7697117
LMAO STOP
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>>7697104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrG6IcloA4E
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>>7697117
Wow faye!!! I'm so happy for you, babe. I'm sorry it got rough there for awhile. Let me know if you need any help procuring semen from your man for your diet. Maybe I could harvest some with my mouth then tongue it into yours so you still keep all of the protein?

let me know what you think,
write back soon!

regards,
Zheanna
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>>7697114
I think my hip's outline in mirror are similar to that so I guess that's good?
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This girl comes into your bedroom and slaps your ass. What do you do?
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>>7697123
ask her about facial planes hitting harder than 9/11.
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>>7697117

L M A O
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>>7697121
>>7697127
>>7697119
>>7697117

I literally can not right now
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dude i've lost to cock so many times it's ridiculous
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>>7697127
POST YOUR PENIS
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>>7697133
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>>7697133
delet this
>>7697136
what is the point of that
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>>7697137
jesussssss

>>7697135
its2gud
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>tfw it's the first saturday of the month so they test all WW2 bomber sirens
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>>7697135
Does it count as losing to cock if I've never actually had sex with cock
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>>7697136

dude what lol

>>7697137

i'm p sure i posted this in these threads initially oops

>>7697139

right lol
i miss it :-(

>>7697142

naw man
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>>7697138
she has a beautiful penis
>>7697143
im in love with your penis
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>>7697143
>i'm p sure i posted this in these threads initially oops
good taste.
that gif made me feel funny.
i want to go to bed to forget about the fact I'm not getting dicked rn.
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>>7697145
like this?
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Oh heck yeah I got an ad for a pizza place in the mail

coupons, too!
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>>7697149
Kawaii desu ne
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>>7697149
woa lewd
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>>7697011 >>7697012 >>7697021 >>7697024
>>7697038 >>7697043 >>7697049 >>7697064
>>7697069 >>7697076 >>7697094 >>7697109
>>7697115 >>7697117
>"hot"
Masculinity is disgusting. Please, post feminine persons.

>i like them tall skinny and weird looking with big dicks
Literally the opposite of every transwoman's self-ideal!

>>7697033 >>7697035 >>7697102
That's slightly more feminine. Thank you.

>>7696937 >>7696967 >>7696974 >>7697007 >>7697137
>heterosexual sex
That's not love, that's sadomasochism.
And those "men" are not even strong.
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>>7697148
On my way to your house.
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>>7697152
>tfw no kawaii desu dick
rip
>>7697153
yeah, me and my lover desu ^~^
>>7697154
here you go
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so lewd rn :3
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>>7697155
Challenger appears.
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>>7697151
Any coupons for extra sausage?
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>>7697154
>sadomasochism
duh that's why it's so fucking good.
when I sex I want to exchange my total and willing submission in exchange for their protection and ownership.

its a mutualistic symbiotic relationship.
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>>7697066
it is, on twitter, in 2012
if you want to go back to that time please take me with you and drop me off on 4chan
ideally I'd be going back to '07 but I'll take anything at this point
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>>7697157
>no dick
It's still cis though. Just as bad.
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>>7697154
Please fuck off you sad hon

Masculinity is HOT and you're just fucking ugly
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>>7697145

it's not even that nice of a penis omg

>>7697148

idk what to do with myself i'm just sitting like ...not cool dude... not cool
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>>7697149
beautiful. very beautiful
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>>7697161
No, the standard affair; 2+1 for free, 3 medium pizzas for a reduced price, free lava cake, stuff like that.
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>>7697163
this was supposed to be in reply to >>7697069

>>7697166
you're a woman, what do you know about anything
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>>7697157
;_;
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

>>7697166
Dying rn
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>>7697169
i think its very cute penis. it only make its better when its attached to such a beautiful woman like yourself.
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>>7697166
>you're just fucking ugly
I look better than Kim Kardashian.

Okay, that's not me... just someone I wouldn't mind to be.
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I wish there was a war on.

Could have been out and finished with life at 18
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>>7697174

>me
>beautiful

dude lol
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>>7697177
you are though, love.
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>>7697172
you are so sad lol
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>>7697164
if you want tranny +girl gifs you're probably gonna have to make it yourself
>>7697163
>2012
it was still shit. pre-09 or bust (take me with you)
>>7697170
do you think so?
I find that irl penises are not nearly as appealing, and they look really gross to me usually.
i like this one though
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goodnight
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>>7697164
>cis
binary*
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>>7697180
>coalburning
D I S G U S T I N G
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how do i get a gf to order around and bully incessantly
is this an achievable goal or do i gotta get some orbiter bf >:C
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>>7697184
The gf store
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>>7697183
She is black, idiot
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Could estrogen be increasing my apetite for sweet things?
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I forgot to grease my folds, brb
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>>7697185
wtf link
do they deliver
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>>7697186
>She is black
D I S G U S T I N G
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>>7697189
back already I checked my greasing stick and it has been used today I guess I just couldnt tell because the first layer of folds was in the way of the rest of the folds
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how do i get a gf to bully me

im really hungover
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whew u guys;
i bring u the tranny news report:

The transgender has really messed your mind up
Man becoming a woman is not an accomplishment in life!
If you focus on work/school as hard as you focus on becoming a fag, your life would be much better!

thats the tranny news report, t. ur mom
>>7697173
yeaaaaah, man, i think this one is just no good.
gonna have to return it.
lets hope i can get a rebate
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>>7697193
>>7697183
ikr?
>>7697186
you could have had fun with that
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>>7697194
>>7697189
what is greasing folds?
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>>7697194
Lol someone is bored af
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>>7697196
F u I'm a dedicated fag and it's my greatest accomplishment

>>7697191
>>7697191
No website girls can't computer
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>>7697177
please be my gf
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>>7697171
'Za when
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>>7697162
I just wish people recognised it for what it is like you do. Then everyone who's looking for love and pleasure and equality could stop being confused and go for dickgirls.
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>>7697202
suck my dick faggot
I like looking at pictures of myself in underwear while I am getting my dick sucked
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>>7697203
but you could be so much more than a fag!! why do you let the transgender ruin your life!!! I didn't raise you be like this Elanna!
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>>7697203
motherfuck i guess i'm running down to the gf store
maybe i can obtain a ropebunny or similar
i'm not sure, so many choices
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>>7697211
/d/ made me do it
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>>7697178

naw dude lol

>>7697206

i wish i had a cool bf man idk
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>>7697213
i should have never let you have your own computer so you could go on your little chatrooms. you and that demonic anime crap is going to separate you from the Lord Elanna!!!
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im a fag with a degree and im still miserable + dumb as shit so i think im gonna get a lot more degrees and become even more of a fag. will report will results later
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>>7697216
but do you have a degree in fagginess?

this might be pertinent information
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>>7697214
can i gi ve your penis kisses
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>>7697220

are you a cute dude?
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>>7697218
mercury i dont understand
>>7697219
no its some bullshit about michel foucault i think. i forgot
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>>7697215
I just wanted a vagina so I had more room to fit the holy spirit.

>>7697216
You should get a degree in being a fag
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>>7697222
nothing, disregard that post, lol
>>7697223
lmao
thats a good one, i like that lol.
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>>7697214
>i wish i had a cool bf man idk
i'm not >>7697206 though :^).
that's some different anon.

i am the anon that you don't want because i would never want to be a hot male like pic related.
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>>7697223
that'll probably have to wait until my phd
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>>7697216
it's me except no degrees
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>>7697227
But just think
Most fags are self taught
It would make you stand out
You'd be a certified fag

>>7697225
Thank you I'm glad someone appreciates my shitposting
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>>7697229
your shitposting is pretty toptier i think.
and you shitpost to my shitposts, which i appreciate.

btw, i was looking at your pants, where is your pee-nus? how do you wear your jeans so tight???
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>>7697179
you're supposed to be sad here, this is an imageboard
i don't go to your TL and slap the hot takes out of your mouth
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I thought I had a frozen pizza but apparently I dreamt that up???
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>>7697236
I remember you eating it yesterday.
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>>7697226

mannnnnnnnnnn i just want a cute bf to do cute things with dude wth
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>>7697236
you are not the only one that dreams about pizza

>>7697229
fag, you're so gay
rekt
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>>7697231
I have an innie tuck
It's hidden reeeal well
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>>7697237
dont lie to me when im hung over.

i didnt eat pizza yesterday.

dont mess with my mind
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>>7697239
i don't hate you for it because you are an awesome person but your taste in sex partners is so wrong.
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>>7697241
That's Dr. Gay, I didn't go to school for 6 years to take lip from you
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>>7697244

who am i supposed to like lol
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>>7697242
damn
wow go ahead and delete yourself , you shouldn't be ashamed!!!!
>>7697244
honestly, my christian sensibilities are offended, appealed, and disgusted by this image.
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OK
serious question, not a shitpost:
you get text messaged spam that calls you a disgusting faggot.
you can ignore it......or you can respond
what do you say???

i want 2 know your responses lol
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>>7697245
Ooooor did you go to school to take these lips?
;)
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>>7697248
I only take my gt out for harambe

>>7697249
"I can be your disgusting faggot tonight :3"

>>7697251
Gaaaay
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>>7697249
>Thanks
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im piecing together last night's dream and it was wild. what began with frozen pizza ended with me getting called a disgusting tranny by my ex via email and, for some reason, raising chickens and little rats in a farm. dreams are interesting, i guess.
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>>7697253
oh now you're giving -me- lip
that's 30 lashes
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>>7697255
>>7697255
that will make it worse i think
>>7697253
kek
this singer Halsey, at this awards show they asked about her outfit and she goes, "well, tonight I'm tits out for harambe" and i just wonder most people made of that while watching it
i guess harambe is a pretty normie meme though
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It's normal to be watching Netflix naked and for your girlfriend to lift the blanket and talk to your penis like a retarded puppy?
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>>7697261
thats cute.
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>>7697246
>who am i supposed to like lol
thick and curvy people, obviously! with boobs and dicks.
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>>7697261
I think that's normal I usually narrate the penises of my partners

>>7697258
Hot

>>7697260
Yeah idk that's a normie enough meme that people would get it
Also if you're asking a serious question idek how I'd respond to a text like that in seriousness. I'd probably ask who it was.
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>>7697272
yeah. its so weird that there are normie memes now what has become of the internet??
I miss when everything was an inside joke

> I'd probably ask who it was.
oh, its from your mom
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I'm bad at programming
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>>7697273
Oh, in that case I'd honestly just tell her to fuck off
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>>7696669
MFW OP has narrowly missed number >>7696666
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>>7697279
hmm. yeah i guess i'll do that then
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>>7697272
you can't out-gay me elanna
nor can you out-lewd me
admit it, you're finished!
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>>7697272
Oh okay, I guess mine says it wants to be an inie and it's really smol and cute, but abused
>>7697268
;-;
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>>7697275
I'm good enough at programming to check tris and quads. Better is not needed.

javascript: void(prompt("Tris and quads ITT:", Array.from(document.querySelectorAll(".postNum.desktop > a ~ a")).map(o => ">>" + o.innerText).filter(o => o.match(/(111|222|333|444|555|666|777|888|999|000)$/))));

>>7696999 >>7697000 >>7697222
Checked.
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>>7697284
You're dealing with forces beyond your comprehension here hailee don't even

>>7697283
Idk, seems like a reasonable response to me
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>thread died
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>>7697291
well yeah, ,
hmm... you know how when a wasp or a bee is buzzing around you, trying to swat it is questionable because it might sting you?
its like that I guess. my phone stopped buzzing though so maybe she went to sleep. okcya fag lol
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>>7697292
SAME TIME

EVERY NIGHT
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>>7697291
prove it, you're all bark no bite
at least i -do- bite
... hard ;3
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>>7697294
I'm still alive.
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I wanna learn to use liquid eyeliner but it seems very tricky.
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>>7697275
same
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>>7697297
It's rather easy once you've neutralized lid reflexes and can keep them in place. Still, not too convenient on the go. For a quick and simple line, nothing beats felt tip liner pens.
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>>7697285
can i talk to your penis too?
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>>7697108
I liked Korra. Korra is beautiful, darkskinned and sexy. I could fap to Korra. Korra is so much more like you. Even though you are curvy and Korra isn't.
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>>7697299
I could try the latter. Regular pencil liners smudge really quickly.
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>>7697297
Just ask your friends
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>>7697306
At first, liner will make your eyes water, so you'll need to use waterproof stuff until you get used to it, yeah. For my travel kit, I use pic related. Great for the dirt cheap price and it's not an issue if I lose one of those when on the go.
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ded thred
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>>7697325
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>>7697326
that's a rather creepy gif
i'm glad i'm not alone in here tho <3
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>>7697329
>creepy gif
>creepy me

Makes sense <3
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JUST B URSELF GUYS
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tfw i really want this hung guy to fuck the life out of me but i'm also scared he'll rip my insides up and i'll bleed to death
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>>7697334
>he'll rip my insides up and i'll bleed to death
But that's literally fucking the life out of you, make up your mind.
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>>7697334
tbqh i just want to fuck edie with my feminine benis
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>>7697334
well he's already been hung so problem solved
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hi im here now
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>>7697337

;-; dude

>>7697338

dude!!!!

>>7697340

rip
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>>7697338
same
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>>7697344
GOD DAMN IT I JUST REALIZED YOU MADE THAT JOKE WITH YOUR IMAGE WAAAHHHHHH ;-;
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>>7697342
buddi nim
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>>7697353
buddi boo ada

r u happi
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>>7697344
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>>7697334
My first sex was with a monster penis, the guy was some ten inches long and the head....omg it was like a toddler's nerf football.

No matter all the lube or positions I tried it really really hurt and I got some anal tearing afterwards.

I felt so guilty I finished the guy off via blowjob and his head was alone was like the size of my mouth, he really got into it and he facedfucked me so hard and you know when guys lose control and they pull your face, the dude almost choked me and tears ruined my makeup and I swear his cock.made it all the way into my vocal cords because i could taste his cum in my stomach.

Umm i didn't quite enjoy this when it happened but now it seems like one if not the hottest fucks I've ever had.

Tl;dr. Prepare your butt and learn sword swallowing. Lmao
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post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yag41F7eCLU
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>>7697369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV_IP4mNJCI
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>>7697362
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>>7697369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCHTX_pgw6A

>>7697354
no ;-;
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>>7697372
:3
>>7697369
https://youtu.be/NW7oNpzBSGc
Rip Leonard
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>>7697287
But that's pretty shitty code
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>>7697376
why no happi
>>
boooooring
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>>7697378
/votekick sass bulge in pants
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>>7697382
lonely and dysphoric
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>>7697394
but you're a cutie

go hang out with some friends!
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>>7697380
>[citation required]
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>>7697369
https://youtu.be/URAqnM1PP5E
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Is whole /lgbt/ dead or just this thread?
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>>7697369
https://youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I
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>>7697369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe2nFhUIV6o
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>>7697369
https://youtu.be/Nm-ISatLDG0
>>